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#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:42, archived)
# Is that E.T.'s sister?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:48, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:01, archived)
# would!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:03, archived)
# Yum! o/\o
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:25, archived)
# She'll always stick her neck out for you
And that neck is a sign of evolution. Cervical of the fittest.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:09, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:19, archived)
# No, *you* are doing it wrong
I've seen the video.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:28, archived)
# I know what giraffter
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:31, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:27, archived)
#
✯✯✯✯✯

Neck sounds Groot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:10, archived)
# AAAAAAA+++++++++++++ would reply again
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:50, archived)
# Oh hai Pedro
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:45, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:54, archived)
# I know what girraffed her
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:49, archived)
# An extra-long scarf.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Vote for him. Or he drops the cloth.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:23, archived)
# Done
Fuck all you labour sheeple
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:05, archived)
# I can only hope that was a broom with a big bow on it shoved up his arse
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:13, archived)
# Don't be like that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:17, archived)
# fair enough, ....I suppose I'm being insensitive to brooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:25, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:44, archived)
# My sweaty-handed obsessing has moved over to Leanne Wood now, soz
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 21:13, archived)
# Only me listening
It's only me that doesn't have you on 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 May 2015, 21:21, archived)
# What can I say to make you love me
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 21:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11149356
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:27, archived)
# congrats on your 1st FP
bottoms up
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 7 May 2015, 20:04, archived)
# Sweet merciful crap...an FP!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 8 May 2015, 1:41, archived)
# Your profile is an excellent read. Your rate of 1 FP per decade far exceeds my own. Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 20:11, archived)
# Congrats
And no FUCK?! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 May 2015, 20:18, archived)
# You can shut up too. It wasn't so long ago that you had no FPs, Froglet....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:30, archived)
# It came out wrong!!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:48, archived)
# Yeah, Tigerbeat! What Jabberwoc said
why can't you be more like that one nice boy on here ...'Smiling Toast'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:02, archived)
# Isn't Jolly-buns a MOD?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:29, archived)
# Jolly-Buns
hmmmm, the sexymod
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 May 2015, 1:00, archived)
# What the hell are you two on?
I was just saying FUCK because he is the champion of classic FUCK pictures
God man
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:47, archived)
# Whatever, frogwank
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 May 2015, 1:01, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 8 May 2015, 1:43, archived)
# I toted. Did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 7 May 2015, 20:23, archived)
# u killed teh board :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:03, archived)
# And Labour
Thank fuck! Exit polls show David will be king again!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:08, archived)
# FUCK'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:08, archived)
# First pic I've seen where his head isn't shiny
and instead the rest of him is :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:08, archived)
# STOP LICKING HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:16, archived)
# That is disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:27, archived)
# somewhere in the near future...
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:05, archived)
# Vote Geeky-joke Party. Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 20:13, archived)
# Vote Lizard!
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:11, archived)
# i looked for the lizard space on my ballot, but it was gorn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:13, archived)
# I wanted to vote Chameleon party
But couldn't see it on the ballot paper
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:15, archived)
# I watched a Komodo give a speech
But they made it dragon and on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:34, archived)
# were you monitoring it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:36, archived)
# Like it wa'snake-ed
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:37, archived)
# lots of candles :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:17, archived)
# showing my age
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:28, archived)
# cut you in half and count the rings ....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:34, archived)
# Pfft!
Caaaaaaaandles!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:23, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:28, archived)
# Canadels!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:35, archived)
# yes, many!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yay burnybumday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:43, archived)
# \o/ happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 May 2015, 19:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:04, archived)
# this is disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 May 2015, 4:06, archived)
# Yay candles;)

(herman:D, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:14, archived)
# I'm voting Eddie Lizzard
'So... yeah.'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:22, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:26, archived)
# Good heavens!
I quite literally asked for that
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:29, archived)
# fuck
that's horrible
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:35, archived)
# No more earth women?

*uses for roach*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:49, archived)
# what kind of cunt wastes a perfectly good pint?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:51, archived)
#
what kind of wastes a perfectly good pint

EDIT: Oh and CANDLES!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:54, archived)
# whee!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:06, archived)
# If I supported the Kippers I'd have this tattooed on my face.
But I don't so I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:52, archived)
# Woo!
He's feeling bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:28, archived)
# Mind the seams!
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:16, archived)
# aaawww, paddling in the ballots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:23, archived)
# they look so happy
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:26, archived)
# and who wouldn't be?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:38, archived)
# with all that 2ply to play with!
who could blame them.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:52, archived)
# certainly not me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:54, archived)
# Step away from the box, Smashy! We might all go up! LOOK AT THE FIERY WAX!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:11, archived)
# fiery wax? ah, that takes me back
*relives mildly torture-y stuff*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:16, archived)
# Hi everyone!
My ears are burning....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:25, archived)
# so those were your nipples i crisped up?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:29, archived)
# Now I have nothing for the chain on my nuts to hang off!
Oh wait,
*hangs chain around ears*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:32, archived)
# there's always that hook in he ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:36, archived)
# Erm....this isn't accounts is it? How do I get out, please? *Fumbles for doorhandle*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:50, archived)
# i see you've noticed there IS no doorhandle...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:56, archived)
# *Rapidly scans room for other exits*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:57, archived)
# *encleavages keys*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:07, archived)
# *Sticks lampshade on head and stands in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:14, archived)
# oh good, i like to play games...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:27, archived)
# Well
We all have our crosses to bear fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:48, archived)
# Which cunt opened the box!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:59, archived)
# pandora
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:07, archived)
# Brad Pitt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:11, archived)
# Brad Pitt released all the evil in the world?
that doesn't surprise me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:17, archived)
# No, no...that was Wizbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:51, archived)
# never did trust that cone-shaped fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:56, archived)
# It's what happens when lots of UKIP votes get together in the box
they start to absorb and join each other, and then...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:27, archived)
# Yay for The Fear
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 May 2015, 1:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:20, archived)
# Did you know that Nigel Farage is the candidate most like Hitler?
Same height (1.73m), same month of birth (April), same number of testicles (1), both married a German...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Top trivia Tribs! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:34, archived)
# and most likely to be mistaken for a turtle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:34, archived)
# Does being one massive testicle count as only having one, though?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] BRING IT ON!
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:40, archived)
# Farage is Benoit.
(Fluffster, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:44, archived)
#
I couldnt quickly find a wrestler wearing purple, And then ran out of arsed. I have a Cena here, in green with the green party woman's head on him.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:54, archived)
# Fixed
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:51, archived)
# and your lettuce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:54, archived)
# You appear to have an acute case of incandescent icon syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:56, archived)
# so it would seem
fortunately, it's only a 24-hour syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:02, archived)
# He stole Arnold Schwarzenegger's smile
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha :D
and not a meerkat in sight
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (122 kb)
(Andicuntum Paul McSkinback & Phil Mecrackup, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:37, archived)
# Mah kee cheezay. Hassatamooma koh kee malyaloongee dey bimlio deesah shlong twass pahs teeka al won roonk?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] After I did this I realised it looks like a guy standing next to cousin IT.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 7 May 2015, 13:46, archived)
#
Why is the guy carrying a mop? I don't get it.
(Mank, Fri 8 May 2015, 4:02, archived)
# you know that bit in the middle of a feast lolly ice?
that's what those thighs look like :/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:00, archived)
# candles!!!
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 7 May 2015, 14:01, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:07, archived)
# Happy Candles Smash!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:31, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:34, archived)
# Criminey! 8 years of hanging around with dodgy and puerile miscreants
Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:03, archived)
# what better way to spend my time?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:07, archived)
# Catfishing, gaslighting, camgirling and cookery?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:15, archived)
# cookery is about my limit
i'm currently contemplating attempting a bakewell pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:17, archived)
# Tart!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:17, archived)
# they're very different beasts
ad the pudding is easier to make, especially with shop-bought pastry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:26, archived)
# Puff!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:29, archived)
# yes, that's the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:34, archived)
# happy candles smashy!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:54, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:01, archived)
# kissin' cousins
/bored
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:25, archived)
# When I gazed upon this I thought,
I'm open to suggestions.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 7 May 2015, 20:32, archived)
# Quick and lazy...
...I obviously have a thing about the Welsh Llanguage.
(AdrianJ, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:29, archived)
# Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochaaa that's shifted it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:36, archived)
# I have a thing about Leanne Wood
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:03, archived)
# Are you trying to say you have Wood would wood?
(AdrianJ, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:42, archived)
# one little taste
(jonnymega, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:20, archived)
# Outstanding


Also - RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:24, archived)
#
I don't always photoshop but when I do, I use MS Paint.
(jonnymega, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:45, archived)
# Sometimes, Paint is just enough
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:58, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:31, archived)
# Who is he ?

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:53, archived)
# american pop star who had a bag of sugar thrown at him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] The editor of The Telegraph has written a letter to their readers to vote for his favourite party so I thought I CAN DO THAT TOO


Sorry about this. I'm quite enjoying the whole election thing, and there's no point being an out of control media owner if you don't try and use your power to sway elections.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:59, archived)
# Basically comes down to The Man Who Fumbled a Bacon Butty, versus The Man Who Used A Knife And Fork To Eat a Hot Dog.
On such weighty matters hang the fate of nations.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:01, archived)
# giant douche vs turd sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:18, archived)
# Ed Milliband with control of nuclear weapons.
Hmmmmmmmm...... No thanks.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:03, archived)
# Given that Boris will almost certainly take over the reins from Cameron at some point during the next parliament, do you consider that to be a safer option?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:05, archived)
# 100% Yes
and sexier, too.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:08, archived)
# ^this^
fucking terrifying prospect him playing Mr Bean at a sensitive diplomatic meeting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:14, archived)
# Would rather see a diplomatic meeting between Boris and Putin
than Ed and Putin.....
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:15, archived)
# Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:04, archived)
# UKIP 4 LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:06, archived)
# I'm with Ed. The alternatives are far too scary
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:07, archived)
# Whats the difference between Labour and Tory?
Personally I'd rather eat my own shit than vote for either.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:15, archived)
# That can be arranged.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:16, archived)
# If the cons get back in and the food banks can't cope...
...what can one do, don;t worry though I am sure Mary Berry has a few WWII recipes.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 7 May 2015, 13:42, archived)
# The power's gone to your head, man
In a few years' time you'll be the next Rupert Murdoch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:16, archived)
# Their initials are both RM
Coincidence? ...hmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:22, archived)
# Hrrrm
And the DNS update has propagated.

imwatchingyouthroughyour.webcam/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:26, archived)
# *removes mum's knickers*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:28, archived)
# Aren't you worried about the mansion tax?
You'll be hammered for B3ta Towers.
(AdrianJ, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:32, archived)
# if you're a brigadier, i'm a deckchair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:08, archived)
# No chance
Student campaigners are without doubt the worst kinds of people. Also I don't want a "better" world, where "better" is represented by making everyone as poor as each other - That's what equality means to Labour. I want a country where people can work hard and get rewarded for it.

Also can I have an "I hate this" button now - I've never felt the need for it before this post.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:15, archived)
# Never trust a student with an opinion on anything
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:23, archived)
# I find their musical tastes VERY wayward...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:56, archived)
# Like those willing to work hard enough to pay for advertising for their coffee brand?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:10, archived)
# Well, I wasn't going to vote Tory, but your argument about voting for the guy who got pissed as a student rather than being involved in politics swayed me...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:01, archived)
# *votes*
(just not necessarily for you)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Standby Business Class ticket to Hull, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 7 May 2015, 11:43, archived)
# Knock knock...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:49, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:24, archived)
# Oooooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:56, archived)
# I've been looking on etsy for someone who'll make
"Lubitz is my co-pilot" bumper stickers
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 7 May 2015, 18:08, archived)
# Don't forget to use your boat!


Anyone want to take a punt on who'll win?

etc...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:43, archived)
# I've gondola polling station already!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:25, archived)
# The Sun's Election - phwoar!


Click for bigger (426 kb)
(DRC, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm... looks tempting...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:17, archived)
# Too soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:25, archived)
# listen, what happened in that yard sale wasn't your fault.
anyone could've dropped that vase, anyone.
lets just laugh it off eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:36, archived)
# if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem
joos!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:37, archived)
# jews need bargains too.
i think that's their motto or summat.
it sounds fancier when they say it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:39, archived)
# fork in the sugar bowl
/alan partridge joke
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] And there's me thinking she was kidding...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Didn't help at all

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:48, archived)
# It's either broken glass
or massive cobwebs!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:21, archived)
# you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] that's right voters, it's time for
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:39, archived)
# It's when they do that pull-away-skirt part of the routine you should worry
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:15, archived)
# if it gets people voting
then it's done its job.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:19, archived)

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