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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:11, archived)
# poor Mowgli
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 3:58, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 3:15, archived)
# He's dead, Jim.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] also
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 2:10, archived)
# pffft. Ha ha!
i blame Tribs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 2:17, archived)
# So do I.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Jul 2015, 2:22, archived)
# After this post
...I can't even truss him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 3:07, archived)
# What, like a chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Jul 2015, 3:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 3:59, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 1:53, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(AdrianJ, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry]

fuck GS4EVA
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 23:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
God is it that time already
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 23:41, archived)
# It's always that time!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:00, archived)
# EAT ME, YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:05, archived)
# Great Caesars's Gash!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha yeah moby is a cunt
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 23:56, archived)
# What's the joke here, can you explain it?
To my untrained eye, all I can see is Flanbase's head and an artificial vagina stuck onto a whale's tail. With some Vaseline.

I don't know, perhaps I've missed something. It is late, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:00, archived)
# A lot of people turn up to your house parties, do they?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:02, archived)
# I doubt that.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:03, archived)
# I certainly think fewer would attend if I told jokes about weightlifters who fist whales.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:05, archived)
# HaHa! Now that's funny! : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:08, archived)
#
If you do have any more parties will you invite me, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:14, archived)
# what?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:10, archived)
# i guess changing his name to Caitlyn Dick would have been a contradiction
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:01, archived)
# Did you watch that last night? I have to give him high marks for engaging that crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:06, archived)
# who, Caitlyn Jenner?
I'm going to ask what show, but I don't really watch TV
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:48, archived)
# The ESPY awards (sports awards).
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 2:05, archived)
# eh?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:14, archived)
# hahaha!
great
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:07, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:18, archived)
# Lovely work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:38, archived)
# I get this book related joke and firmly believe it should be FP'd hard
#JusticeForBorisKarloff
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 11:56, archived)
# Also
Double Volume \o/s :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 12:04, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Should make him a few quid
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:22, archived)
# Haha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:24, archived)
# His surname's Clifford, donchaknow...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:49, archived)
# choppy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:50, archived)
# HAHAHA
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Lognapping!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Now then now then
(flowncanary, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] You absolute sod. Nicely, though. Mindpiss etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:07, archived)
# Dear God!!!!
Kill it with whatever comes to hand!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:20, archived)
# A warm XXL dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:50, archived)
#
saintsrow.wikia.com/The_Penetrator

https://youtu.be/xxUrKaVU4hw?t=62
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 23:10, archived)
# I name that tune in one
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 23:30, archived)
# You just want to depopulate /talk and turn it into expensive London flats, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 23:08, archived)
# it's not gayshift yet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:30, archived)
# Ooh, get her...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 23:18, archived)
# BRB
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 23:26, archived)
# she's had micto
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:07, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:09, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Put that in number 8 pal."
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:43, archived)
# Did that book always feature a young Captain Kirk?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:49, archived)
# yes, yes it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:51, archived)
# Captain Howdy's got a picture for that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 17:38, archived)
# Ha ha! If you can think it, a b3tan's done it
Come on cap'n...
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 17:43, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10931469

some gold in the full thread too b3ta.com/board/10931447
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:11, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 17:59, archived)
# ^This^
(herman:D, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:14, archived)
# and you're not allowed to take anything from there..
*grumbles* bastard tip fascists
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 20:24, archived)
# Until the cameras go off in the evening,
as was helpfully hinted at by a guy at my local one.
It's a good thing really, I'd be knee deep in really useful stuff otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Jul 2015, 21:03, archived)
# brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 20:55, archived)
# Haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Jul 2015, 20:59, archived)
# Hi-Vis Jacket - check
No pants - check
(annexia, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:02, archived)
# Noooooooo!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:47, archived)
# Jeez, she could defeat Napoleon single-handed!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:55, archived)
# arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:03, archived)
# I've shaken Bernard Cornwells hand.
Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:29, archived)
# I've shagged Ena Sharples*
*may have been a nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:36, archived)
# "The Bastards!"
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:41, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:03, archived)
# It was either that or Black Beauty and the Lidls Meatball Suprise.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:17, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Part 2 in the successful series
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:37, archived)
# you'd better send me a free copy, you shit
or i'll post those photos
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:06, archived)
# *gasp*
the ones where I drown the little kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 17:24, archived)
# *euphemism*
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone else?


(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:21, archived)
# never heard of it/him
is it game of thronesy stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] also, your layout reminded me of a pea :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:25, archived)
# KILL IT WITH LOOSE CURTAINS, EASILY SMASHED FURNITURE, AND UNCANNILY READILY AVAILABLE SUPPLIES OF CRUCIFIXES, GARLIC AND HOLY WATER!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:01, archived)
# That layout also reminded me of this, which is alas not sequels.
which is alas not sequels.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 5:18, archived)
# Interesting to note that the song "Bram Stoker Sucks" by Billy Connolly doesn't appear to be available online
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:58, archived)
# It's a fantasy series
That starts off quite well, and then seems to get bogged down in an incessant cycle of knitting and dithering and goes on and on for eternity.

Still, I suppose the clue's in the "wheel of time" title.

The author died with one book left to run, and then his son took it over and managed to spin it out into three.

Then came prequels.

I jacked it in after about 9 or 10 books but the whole lot must be well over 15 volumes by now...

TL;DR They make the Hobbit movies look concise and punchy.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:27, archived)
# Re: TL;DR
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 19:48, archived)
# Agree!
I got in about 10 books deep and ran out of gas. Similar to GoT but lower quality word spew.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 2:28, archived)
# I remember
giving up after reading I think the sixth volume where having dragged my way through far too many hundred pages in that volume where I realised that that volume hadn't advanced the story for any of the characters even an inch
(ceebs, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 11:07, archived)
# Haha, well I like it
... just finished reading all 15 books again
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:19, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:48, archived)
# A thing of beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:50, archived)
# Hurrah! His face is a treat!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:56, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:11, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 17:14, archived)
# bahahahahaa
that's fucking marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 17:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 19:00, archived)
# :D
fp this now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 21:08, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:16, archived)
# Hahaha ftw
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:51, archived)
# Hahaha
it's the face
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 5:19, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHAHAHA
Made this for a previous compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] had this in my head for yonks


Click for bigger (256 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:49, archived)
# Oh good grief.



Go and stand over there and think about what you've just done.

*clicks madly*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:56, archived)
# This book already has a sequel
Dune Messiah: How Paul Got His Harvester Back
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:07, archived)
# You are a silly person.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:38, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 17:18, archived)
# Well thank you
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 23:20, archived)
# this took me far too long to get
woo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 20:57, archived)
# I dun a big lol
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 1:34, archived)
# Woo, Yay
& Hooplah to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Hid, had a peek. Hid, had another peek...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] laughs aplenty no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:31, archived)
# Nice knowing you
o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:40, archived)
# what... what did i do?
hang on, there's someone at the door, back in a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:46, archived)
# Let me guess: Jehovah's Witnesses?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:07, archived)
# They offered me some Halibut.
It tasted pretty good to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:09, archived)
# I always saw In Bed With Madonna as the sequel to the Qur'an
/discuss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:11, archived)
# hmm... yes, I see.
*strokes chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:17, archived)
# Not a sequel so not compod
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:04, archived)
# I see he's omitted the stuff about Ewok abuse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:17, archived)
# They never got those charges to stick...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:21, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:31, archived)
# + a walking carpet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:11, archived)
# Didn't fit outside the portrait...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:33, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:26, archived)

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