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(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 23:16, archived)
# Oh Pedro!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 23:40, archived)
# oh my! 0.o

(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 1:43, archived)
# HOT
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 7:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 17:04, archived)
#

(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 1:08, archived)
# I deserved that :)
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 10:53, archived)
# like magyk!
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 1:44, archived)
# arf!
took me ages to get it

:D
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 3:01, archived)
# RIS?
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 9:43, archived)
# In the 1st picture there is a Kia
In the 2nd there isn't!
So there is no....
Just google kia nokia
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 9:59, archived)
# Oh, good lord.
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 10:09, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 10:15, archived)
# I thought the bottom was a 'shell phone'
And somehow had Sean Connery involved somewhere...
(, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:01, archived)
# Christ
(, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] i know i know! it's s*it!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 19:06, archived)
# that's slit
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 20:57, archived)
# save the orang-u-tangs
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 21:26, archived)
# i think she needs to worry more about the obese chickens tearing up her carpet with their heavy wet feet
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 22:19, archived)
# So heavy. So wet.
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 2:39, archived)
# sounds foul
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 2:57, archived)
# The teeth clinched it
Thanks for making me smile like that duck : )
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 21:02, archived)
# I've had this in my head all day. No longer sure it it's actually funny.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 18:56, archived)
# they don't like eye contact these days at the office!!!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 19:08, archived)
# He'll calm down soon and regain his composure
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 19:26, archived)
# pfft
there's a bloke on the second floor who can Handel it if he asks nicely, he's at lunch but he'll be Bach in a minute
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 19:41, archived)
# you could ask Viv but she's gone shopping, always bloody in that supermarket
Viv-Aldi we call her now.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 21:26, archived)
# Better than that guy who's always torturing others by just the right amount
He would always rack men enough.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 22:40, archived)
# You could ask Mo...
But he is too busy painting - Nothing interrrupts Mo's art !
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 0:04, archived)
# I hear he's quite the lover of his morning brew and has several varieties to choose from
He likes coffee A, B, C, D and E, but he's especially pro-coffee F.
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 0:13, archived)
# These puns are too good for me.....
I am going into Haydn !
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 10:31, archived)
# Phwoarrr, good for Strauss relief
Be nice about it or you'll end up on Santa's naughty Liszt. And he'll send round a muscular Antipodean to deal with you. Watch out for that Burly Oz.
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 13:06, archived)
# Yeah
But he's Hayden.
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 0:24, archived)
# Oh good lord
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] My new Flymo is making a weird, angry, buzzing noise?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 16:54, archived)
# ha!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 16:59, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 17:03, archived)
# :D marvellous
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 17:03, archived)
# Nicely!
Oooh! My b3taday!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 18:13, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 18:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 20:25, archived)
# caaaaayke
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 20:53, archived)
# hey I remember that dude!
yo!
*holds up spork*
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 22:20, archived)
# sup
Dawg
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 23:23, archived)
# aw... I missed the cake...
happy belated b3taday
:D
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 3:03, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 2:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:17, archived)
# *spang*
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:23, archived)
# Segway and nicey?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:31, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 16:27, archived)
# iPhone6s
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:53, archived)
# i'll stick to my old phone
that doesn't connect to the internet, doesn't have apps and doesn't even take pictures. it also doesn't break, lose signal or need charging more than once a week.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:00, archived)
# Does it make phone calls?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:59, archived)
# yes
and it sends texts
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 16:15, archived)
# Woo!
*sextes.... Stextez..... Sends vivid description of willy*
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 17:26, archived)
# Only when the string is pulled really tight...
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Drugs aren't drugs if you vape them.,
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:46, archived)
# tell me more...
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:52, archived)
# Correct.
They're nowhere near as strong so you have to really chase the buzz.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:29, archived)
# Just me then?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:45, archived)
# ha ha
eye-dent-ee-cal.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:46, archived)
# shopped only etc :)
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 16:28, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 16:30, archived)
# apparently #pokemongo is a thing
SMASH!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:41, archived)
# whee doggies!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] The new hipster-focused Panini sticker album was a great hit.








Swap you this pastrami and pickle for your sourdough brie and cranberry?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:13, archived)
# brilliant
:D
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:15, archived)
# Haha very good
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:18, archived)
# Ha Ha obvious really!
Why has this not been done before?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:19, archived)
# Not since 2007 anyway ;)

(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:23, archived)
# ...in all its 280px goodness!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:24, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:41, archived)
# got, got, got, need...
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:42, archived)
# repost for compo?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:39, archived)
# You spoil EVERYTHING :(
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:48, archived)
# Brand spanking new ashally.
The pics I mean. As illustrated above the humour is well past its sell by date.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:55, archived)
# paninis r 4 weenies
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 17:46, archived)
# I thought it was more traditional to put your weiner between soft baps?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] cured meat!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 12:56, archived)
# Is this to do with the twin towers?
It looks twin tower related
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:05, archived)
# it's not.
but you just put twin towers twice.
two is a twin
also, after the first 2 words there are 11, 11 minus 2 is 9
ipso facto - 9/11
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:09, archived)
# Cock = blown
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:15, archived)
# that equals sign looks an awful lot like two towers there boy.
*loads gun and makes sandwich with the same knife*
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:17, archived)
#
You know what 2 times 9 is? 18

One after 11 is 12, and your twelfth word (not including the title) is also.

What are the two middle letters (its twin towers, if you like) of also? LS

Eh? Eh? EH??
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:26, archived)
# holy shit balls
it all makes sense now.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:29, archived)
# Also
all the letters for 'flounce' can be found in your post. But not in the right order. Still.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:38, archived)
# makes ya think doesn't it.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:39, archived)
# Fucking hell
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:53, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:06, archived)
# y so srs
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:08, archived)
# Fryday I'm in love
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:09, archived)
# Robert Smith is The Joker
The Joker is Robert Smith.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:18, archived)
# HaHA!!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:18, archived)
# alsop comes in panda flavour :D
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:36, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:48, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 16:29, archived)
# Sesame Meat?
(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:18, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:08, archived)
# If smoking is so bad for you
how come it cures salmon?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:45, archived)
# FP all over this...
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 15:43, archived)
# You should be ashamed of yourself
(, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 23:55, archived)
# Crystal Meth and Alistair
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 12:49, archived)
# Not even twice
Gingers make me 'does sick'
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:07, archived)
# Katie is the only one allowed to make ginger jokes
I really need to go....
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:11, archived)
# she is lovely.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:21, archived)
# She looks like Dave Allen sucking a lemon
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:53, archived)
# Fuck off she don't
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:49, archived)
# she may well do,
but she looks FILTHY

And she is a proper classified mental, and we all know the fun you can have with them.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 16:16, archived)
# i think she looks a LOT like Gary Shandling
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 17:47, archived)
# You racist!
=)
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 18:15, archived)
# No no no its fine
I'm a ginger too. *does sick over self*
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 18:30, archived)
# we shall never forget that day we burned the spaghetti

(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:21, archived)
# Wow! Far too soon man :(
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:26, archived)
# I know, the spaghetti hadn't even gone droopy yet
and there I was with the sauce all ready.
rookie mistake.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:28, archived)
# Pfft
^this :)
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:38, archived)
# Any materials scientist will tell you
Spaghetti doesn't go droopy unless the water is 80 degrees or more.

The spaghetti was subjected to controlled snapping. Wake up sheeple!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 21:42, archived)
# ha.
Cracking.

Edit: never forget


(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:54, archived)
# Oh yes :D
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 12:20, archived)
# Knocked this up for facebook this morning
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 12:45, archived)
# Wow nice
This is not photoshoped. TIME TO WAKE UP....

(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 12:51, archived)
# you're gonna rile up the couscous
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 12:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:00, archived)
# HOLEESHIT!!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:08, archived)
# Ah
Now you wake up
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:16, archived)
# i'm sheeple
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:28, archived)
# holy shit!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:43, archived)
# Buying this shit
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 14:56, archived)
# wait, what?
how is this?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:28, archived)
# can they use my image?
I did it a couple of years back mind, just thought it was due an airing...
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:40, archived)
# ha ha,
the comments page
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 19:26, archived)
# I'm curious about the resolution.
It must be well pixelly.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 20:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 20:58, archived)
# Oh and Google it!
XD
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 21:00, archived)
# its fuckin everywhere...
Surely I should be a millionaire by now yeah?
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 7:37, archived)
# If only a
Just don't vist Merka shouting it ok XD
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:13, archived)
# Best compo EVA that was
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:16, archived)
# Suggested by me...
*smug
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:23, archived)
# I'm checking that out...
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:25, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:28, archived)
# damn straight
and HE nicked the idea after I first posted on /links :)
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:31, archived)
# What a cunt
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:34, archived)
# you knows it
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:40, archived)
# Good stuff
I totally missed this one.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:40, archived)
#
This one was in my desktop at work for nearly a year. The dude in the far left always kills me.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:47, archived)
# Yeah I didn't do that one!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:50, archived)
# ^That
with fries.

By the way, a real shame Smallbrainfield's winner picture (the 28 Days one) isn't on anymore. A real, real shame.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 13:44, archived)
# Yeah that wasn't mine
It was shit
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Just takes so many to get dry.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:23, archived)
# long to reign over us
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:07, archived)
# SK will sort it!!! \o
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 9:41, archived)
#

(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 9:48, archived)
# GOODBYE FUCKERS
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:03, archived)
# I'm sorry :'(
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:06, archived)
# Woooooooooooooooo!!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:04, archived)
# FUCK OFF /LINKS CUUUUNT!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:08, archived)
# RIS?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:13, archived)
# PANDA
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:19, archived)
# No use crying over spilt milk :D
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:35, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:37, archived)
# Haha :)
I lolled
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:57, archived)
# :'(
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:02, archived)
# LOLZ
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:06, archived)
#

(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha. All fake and Jews
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:37, archived)
# How long are his legs?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:39, archived)
# JET FUEL CAN'T MELT POGO STICKS
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:45, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:47, archived)
# NEVA 4GET
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 17:05, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ketchep

(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:56, archived)
# happy twin towers day everyone :)
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:57, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!...also: Happy FUCKLIFT FRIDAY!....Never forget!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 21:41, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 13 Sep 2015, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] The Farce Awakens ...
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 5:01, archived)
# :) I did this one but didn't bother posting it after no one got my Rylo Ken doll pic :D
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 8:12, archived)
#
That's a lovely pic, Mr Toast. But alas, I guess these younguns just don't know what Star Wars is. And we're getting old. I happened to be wearing a brown dressing gown and in desperate need of a shave when I looked in the mirror the other day and, completely aghast, thought to myself "Fucking hell, I've turned into Obi Wan Kenobi!"
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 23:12, archived)
# There's something about Po on that packaging
that looks vaguely like David Cameron.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:55, archived)
# Po Cameron, innit.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 12:07, archived)
# Cameron as painted by Cecilia Giménez :D
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 12:13, archived)
# Slip in some arts now that it's the gayshift
Been trying out some master studies, turns out it's super fun to do
Wish I'd done this months ago now

Click for bigger (225 kb)


taken from this link for the lazy https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/Rembrandt_-_Portrait_of_Johannes_Wtenbogaert_(detail)_-_WGA19203.jpg
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 0:30, archived)
# Keep going! Soon you'll be as good at the arts as Smash Monkey!
(rather good, that is. Considered going into art forgery?)
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 0:51, archived)
# smash will out quilt me any day of the week
Forgery seems like good idea though, never thought of that.
I'll look up some modern art to make life easier though
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 1:26, archived)
# I can say nothing.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 1:16, archived)
# talk about the lack of nipple
but I kept the hand in, like he's tweaking a nipple.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 1:27, archived)
# amazing!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 2:17, archived)
# The Post Renaissance of Fuck.

also very nice painting!
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 2:26, archived)
# Wow
Its like all proper and that
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 7:49, archived)
# Art
de lurks twice in two days to say woo


cfb

(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit of a stretch, this, but...
(, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 22:18, archived)
# Christ, that website you've linked to is a bit confused
(, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 22:41, archived)
# Batshit right wingers here. And the sweaty masses just eat this shit up.
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 2:22, archived)
# Prison Planet :)
(, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 2:16, archived)
# I was thinking more like this:
(, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 1:19, archived)

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