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[challenge entry] The main difference in gameplay is that they get bigger each time you shoot them
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 13:30, archived)
# haha, brill
Adam Buxton is having a chuckle at your Louis CMYK picture at the moment btw
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 13:31, archived)
# Ha - brilliant.
Annoying I forgot to tag it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 13:38, archived)
# always the way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 13:40, archived)
# :)
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 14:12, archived)
# this should win the internet today
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 28 Oct 2015, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahaah
Clicks tae feck!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 16:21, archived)
# Why isn't this FPd onto the FP... does it need Daniel Craig in it?
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 16:25, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Game Shows - take a golden shot at a bit of b3ta Bully
After the film - show us the characters of a film carrying on after the director shouted cut.
Vic and Bob - Cheer Bob Mortimer up after his triple heart bypass with a week of b3ta love for their 25 year career
Halloween - Trick or Treat us to your Halloween outfits, party decor and designs for scaring small children for this weekends festivities


(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:17, archived)
# SPECTRE
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:31, archived)
# RIVETS
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:31, archived)
# golden showers for me, unless i misread 1
in which case i vote halloween
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:31, archived)
# FORKLIFTS! hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 9:02, archived)
# Bond with a fucklift face AJAJAHAJDHSJAHAHAHAVZHgav!
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 9:53, archived)
# 1 or iii
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 9:07, archived)
# cartoon child pornography
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 9:09, archived)
#
Mow gashes
Female thrift
Doc Van Bib
We all hone
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 9:09, archived)
# emvee
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 9:11, archived)
# Baggenfrock
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 9:30, archived)
# Vic and Bob
says someone who never contributes
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:36, archived)
# But in all seriousness, given the sad events of yesterday, I'm going to say RIVETS.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:52, archived)
# riveting
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 11:51, archived)
# It's a deep seam of humour and no mistake.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 12:42, archived)
# Something not boring.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 13:45, archived)
# RIVETS
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 13:57, archived)
# something less riveting
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 14:06, archived)
# WELDS
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 14:09, archived)
# rvets
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 14:42, archived)
# Dogs with eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 17:01, archived)
# 2 or 4
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 6:53, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 7:03, archived)
# i had plans for a saddam husspsychosomaticaddictinsein as well but got a big case of the cbf's
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 7:15, archived)
# insane in the braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnn
:)
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 7:09, archived)
# Top silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 17:01, archived)
# bwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 18:28, archived)
# POKE 38913 , 201
(dognutz, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 20:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 21:02, archived)
# I'd like to see him as Q,
just for Bond's face when he gets handed a Zike Bike.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 21:32, archived)
# And this, Bond, is "R"
my sixteen year old nymphette bride...
(dognutz, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 21:49, archived)
# "I thought you said I was being issued 45kg of C4?"
"No, I said C5..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 0:53, archived)
# something something practical resolution and colour palette of a zx spectrum something something sharp nasal exhalation
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 23:25, archived)
# This may be true
but the image is based on the impractical resolution and palette of a ZX Spectrum.
(dognutz, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 0:04, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 7:09, archived)
# Ah, it's a Bondwagon.
I was off to the BBC looking for an obit...

(I guess the clue was in the POKE which is obviously for The Living Daylights, rather than a reference to infinite lives per se. Should have spotted that one...)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] thanks for FP
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 18:51, archived)
# weehole
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 18:06, archived)
# ideal for finding lost rivets
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 18:07, archived)
# Front page this too please Happytoast. I want the whole of the front page to be James Bond jokes by tomorrow or I'm leaving forever.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 18:21, archived)
#
Front page this too please Happytoast. I want the whole of the front page to be James Bond jokes by tomorrow or I'm leaving Diamonds are
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 18:27, archived)
#
Front page this too please Happytoast. I want the whole of the front page to be James Bond jokes by tomorrow or I'm leaving forever. never dies
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 20:13, archived)
#
Front page this too please Happytoast. I want the whole of the front page to be James Bond jokes by tomorrow or I'm leaving forever.7
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 20:48, archived)
#
Front page this too please Happytoast. I want the whole of the front page to be James Bond jokes by tomorrow or I'm leaving forever. Octopussy.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 20:53, archived)
# We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 14:48, archived)
# why, mister claypole!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 15:09, archived)
# Od's bodkins!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] shitheap
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 12:25, archived)
# dunno, man ... this feels like an even more backward step than riveting
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 12:26, archived)
# lol, reposting this
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 12:29, archived)
# lol repostin dis den
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 12:33, archived)
# I'm wetter than a spastics chin
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 12:35, archived)
# I'm going to lick it off and spit it back in your mouth.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 12:42, archived)
# k, clearing my afternoon schedule for this
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 12:48, archived)
# I'm glad everybody has recognized the importance and sanctity of our embrace and hasn't posted anything above this thread as a mark of respect.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 14:29, archived)
# Trust that heathen cunt HappyToast to piss on our beautiful moment.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 14:51, archived)
# I'm flaccid now
try tomorrow, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 14:54, archived)
#
😰
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 14:56, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 14:52, archived)
# I can't believe this still hasn't been FPd.
How many years must this travesty continue?
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 14:54, archived)
# Is it half term?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 14:42, archived)
# Innit tho?
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 14:47, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Oct 2015, 15:10, archived)
# yeah soz it's a bit high brow
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 15:18, archived)
# Don't mess with One
(dognutz, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 10:25, archived)
# inSPIREd!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 27 Oct 2015, 10:32, archived)
# 001
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 10:42, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 10:56, archived)
# "I expect you to die, Mr Bond".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 11:29, archived)
# Needs more head
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 18:22, archived)
# you can see her
cock if you look hard enough
(dognutz, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahem...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 9:41, archived)
# UnhappyToast of London.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I'ma just leave this pearoast here

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 12:00, archived)
# they said it couldn't be done.. they asked why you would bother at this late point in the game..
and when nobody noticed or could be fucked commenting it was left to one brave retard to stand up and fight!
a lone B3tard under seige

They can attack him.

They can judge him.

But they can never break him.

an action packed story of how you can only wank a retard so much before he will wank back.

The season premier of Candles Gump begins now. Viewer discretion is advised


(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 3:31, archived)
# only a 1st b3rthday?
thought you'd been here much longer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 7:34, archived)
# i had an account about 10 years ago, no idea what the login details are, i have trouble remembering what day it is
stopped frequenting at some point but eventually the withdrawal symptoms became too strong, fell off the b&wagon 12 months ago today..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 8:07, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 8:13, archived)
# This makes perfect sense in every respect.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 8:00, archived)
# Happy Candle day
W/Y/H/P
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 8:48, archived)
# I think we should keep this at the top of the board for the whole day as a mark of respect
#moribundwebsite
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 9:37, archived)
# candle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 14:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 1:03, archived)
# Yer a wizard, Jamesy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 1:45, archived)
# You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!
kid!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 2:11, archived)
# Frogbeat's gonna jizz when he sees this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I miss the X-Files...
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 19:06, archived)
# lovely bone structure
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 27 Oct 2015, 7:54, archived)
# Yeah...
she does that to me as well.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] When you are up to your ears in debt
(patella, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 18:55, archived)
# eye lake this
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 21:39, archived)
# There is a minkey with a burm in my ruhm.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 21:50, archived)
# Knotty nuf prays forth is.
May die larf.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:42, archived)
# tanks ferral ripple eyes
(patella, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 12:23, archived)
# you can't rivet glass, you blue-eyed dickhole
you blue-eyed dickhole
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 17:34, archived)
# I dunno, man. I don't think this rivet thing is ever gonna recapture the glory days of WELD.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 17:39, archived)
# The bullet hole looks like the logo of a death metal band
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 18:31, archived)
#
or a spider with an umbrella
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 19:38, archived)
#
a every single
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 20:35, archived)
# Oh go on
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 20:01, archived)
# VALIDATION!
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 23:08, archived)
#
Neighbour from Hell

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 16:46, archived)
# Has this bindun yet?


Yeah, I know how long it's been. Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 14:26, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 14:29, archived)
# i'll get you, oberhauser!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 15:12, archived)
# Scher - wing
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 16:30, archived)
# 0_0
oh, my...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 16:31, archived)
# Hmm...
Golly, the board is quiet these days. What happened to everyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 16:40, archived)
# massive CEOPS operation apparently
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 16:43, archived)
# everybody's dead, dave
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 16:44, archived)
# Tee hee hee.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 17:02, archived)
# We're all dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 20:49, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 17:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 17:13, archived)
# Dictator more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 21:52, archived)
# ;D

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 17:22, archived)
# Brilliant!
I want to see this film.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 18:12, archived)
# I've seen this shared on Facebook 4 times now by different large Facebook pages/groups
Nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 7:08, archived)
# Just poppin' in briefly. Probably bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Tue 27 Oct 2015, 13:56, archived)
#
lovely *clicks*
(RTL+, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] meanwhile, at the U.N.
at the U.N.
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 12:20, archived)
# anyone?
noone?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 13:31, archived)
# Needs more rivets.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 14:24, archived)
# banksy' moon... for fucks sake :((((( --(-)----- what a crock of FUCKrivet -----(-)--
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 14:24, archived)
# Awwww yeah. Now we're talking. Now. We are talking.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 15:07, archived)

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