It's windy up there.

( CJ, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:16, archived)

woo
crouching Panda hidden Bamboo
( curry monster, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:20, archived)

even pandas are happy in fezzes

( thebear is thebear, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:29, archived)

that's
fezztastic!
( rogan, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:32, archived)

everyone is happy in a fez
i wish i had one.
( new_matt, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:35, archived)

that panda!!!
i started animating that yesterday, and then stopped... blimey!
( popt_art, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:36, archived)

I wanna be a door

( adverse_camber, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:16, archived)

Forget Everything And Remember
F.E.A.R.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:19, archived)

Threadjack
Fnord - I went to Toys R Us and they had no viewmasters. It seems the youth of today are more interested in these video games I keep hearing about.
( grifftinfoilhat, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:26, archived)

Fear not!
Try here!
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:30, archived)

ooh they've got cartoon ones too
ta.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:37, archived)

This
redwood.northcoast.com/~shojo/View/vm.html

looks fairly exhaustive.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:41, archived)

Fantastic.
I am now happy.
( grifftinfoilhat, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 16:37, archived)

wahey
three chairs for pop stars wishing to be household items.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:20, archived)

I always
heard those lyrics that way too...
(cattleprod, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:28, archived)

Ha Ha Ha
Took me a while to get that
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:29, archived)

I've not been
on the board much of late, but I can't recall anyone posting a "Song of the Day" for quite some time. Expanding musical horizons and all that...

Mine would be "The Stomp" by The Hives 'cause I'm feeling quite bouncy.

This is a great excuse for Koit to meantion his CD too...
(sonicpeon, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:12, archived)

the young
crazed peeling by the distillers, cos i'm feelin punk rock.
( stouffer, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:16, archived)

May I therefore mention my latest...
Call Centre Soul by CastorGear

Thanks to Munkt0n for the hosting...
(Mattyboy, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:21, archived)

that is
muchly nice. woo.
( stouffer, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:36, archived)

Thank you sir
there'll be more along soon
(Mattyboy, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:53, archived)

Just discovered
Chewbacca in my itunes library, fantastic
It's the one on the Clerks soundtrack, dunno who sung it though.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:24, archived)

I think
its a band called Alpha Surfari, but I'm not sure. Its either that or The Tiki Tones.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:26, archived)

Ta
*begins searching the interweb everyone keeps talking 'bout*

Edit: According to view askew it's by Supernova
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:31, archived)

I'm pretty sure
it Alpha Surfari if its the one I'm thinking of.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:34, archived)

I'm pretty certain
I was listening to the one from Clerks, have you got a link to the Alpha Surfari one?
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:41, archived)

Rob
here's mine....


(uptownjoe, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:11, archived)

eek
although I notice you are too scared to reveal your nasal hair.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:12, archived)

Its not really a proper
beard though is it.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:14, archived)

it is now....
that was on halloween... It gets about 3" long then I hack it off and start over
(uptownjoe, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:17, archived)

quite
not very good for pondering type strokes
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:18, archived)

...
I bow and scrape to you sir... THAT is talent!!! :)
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:13, archived)

this is probably not at all appropriate
but you've got a lovely mouth... phwoarrr!

sorry!
( popt_art, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:24, archived)

if you stare at it long enough
it turns into a manta ray
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:27, archived)

umm
thanks...

*checks profile for clues to gender*
(uptownjoe, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:45, archived)

haha
and what did you decipher?
( popt_art, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 16:29, archived)

I was too busy looking at the eyes
to notice the mouth... gorgeous colour
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 16:28, archived)

i was going to comment on that too
but i thought that it might be too much to mention both!

hahaha
actually though it's hard to tell from the angle, but looks v similar to an ex...
( popt_art, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 16:39, archived)

Mel Gibson's cornfield
has become one of the galaxys hot spots for big-headed teenage alien tourists.

I had to 'crop' the original picture :)
( Nastar, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:10, archived)

Isn't that
Morbo on the right?
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:15, archived)

Yeah... well...
Morbos teenage son :p
( Nastar, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:19, archived)

NHS
Deny crude surgery techniques.



"Nurse, pass the number two axe please. Yes. The big shiny one."
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:08, archived)

Good Morning GB

(uptownjoe, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:07, archived)

um,.. first attempt at a flash animated gif...
quite large and not funny

sorry
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:02, archived)

He is
be afraid

that is all
(cattleprod, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:05, archived)

nice fades
they're one of the reasons it's so big though, that and the dimensions, it would probably look about the same if you made it 200 pixels wide...
( rogan, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:10, archived)

how do you do that in Flash
Change the size of the movie and also reducing the size of the content at the same time? Or do you have to do it separately?
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:15, archived)

don't use flash
use animation studio (comes with Paint Shop Pro) it has a resize command, which does it nicely
( Pootle, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:19, archived)

flash?!
fuck that shit!
I really don't know, people with more flash knowledge than me were saying the best thing to do is export all the frames, and then use something like imageready or animation shop to put them all back together as a gif. then you can resize and optimise it (but fades are hard to optimise anyway).
( rogan, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:20, archived)

bloody hell
sounds complicated
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:25, archived)

governemt announce
If fire strike goes ahead this week, they will not hesitiate to call in re-enforcements

( bazman, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:57, archived)

is anyone else really worried about all the cats
that will be stuck up trees?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:04, archived)

it's ok.
i stop putting them up there while the strikes are on.
( stouffer, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:06, archived)

ARF!
You funny man like seinfeld!
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:16, archived)

apart from seinfeld isn't funny...
seinfeld instructions

1) crap joke
2) cut to next scene with irritating slap-bass music
3) repeat until programme ends
( munkt0n, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:22, archived)

i fuggin hate
seinfeld... i first time i went to america it seemed to be on 24 hours a day and everybody watched it. I like the mad guy on it though i saw him on Graham Norton or something like that recently, we was very funny.
( popt_art, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:28, archived)

Yay for the Ant Hill Mob
and in other news, I couldn't think of an excuse to waste a thread on this picture so:

( Ijon Tichy, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:20, archived)

Stars in their Eyes scrapes the barrel...

'nuf said.
(Anton Drexler, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:57, archived)

|I will fight tooth and nail
for the malformed one in leopard skin at the end.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:01, archived)

shes mine I tell you
shes mine!
( thebear is thebear, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:03, archived)

I saw her first,
I wish to caress her hump.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:06, archived)

i feel
a bit ill now.
( stouffer, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:07, archived)

You're just jealous,

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:10, archived)

yes. yes i
am. *sniff*
( stouffer, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:12, archived)

that's
my wife, you bastard
(Anton Drexler, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:05, archived)

Then you're a
lucky man.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:07, archived)

and you
are clearly lying.
(Anton Drexler, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:10, archived)

Not at all
imagine her varicose veined legs wrapped around your waist, the slight touch of her facial her as she brushes her hairlip against yours.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:13, archived)

please, please
stop now.
( stouffer, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:18, archived)

The hairs on
her back ripple slightly in the breeze as she walks past the caravan window, the moonlight glints seductively off her colostomy bag, she walks toward you slowly ,running her tongue around her one tooth and toying with her wart.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:21, archived)

that is
wrong, you are wrong!
( curry monster, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:25, archived)

ooh, carry on.
i'm beginning to get aroused.
( stouffer, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:25, archived)

She leans toward you,
the smell of pickled eggs and Light Ale wafts towards you as she burps noisly in your face...

Christ, thats enough, I'm making myself ill.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:29, archived)

ohmigod
that's all too funny...!!!

rofl
( popt_art, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:39, archived)

ogoohohoohoohohhhhh
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

thx m8
( thebear is thebear, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:18, archived)

I read that as
"...the slight tough of her faecal hair as she brushes her hairy lips against you."

I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

Afternoon all, it's been a while!
( shindig, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:19, archived)

Please stop this. Now.
:)
(Anton Drexler, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:21, archived)

You know you
want to get inside her incontinence pants.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:24, archived)

stop it!
seen as Dr PK can't tell you to stop,

STOP IT NOW OK!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:28, archived)

I have now,
I was beginning to feel queasy.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:30, archived)

more more
pant pant
( thebear is thebear, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:40, archived)

Dno't stop now,
... it was just getting good!
( technical itch, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:42, archived)

You are
sick perverts and I refuse to pander to your deviant wishes.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:46, archived)

geri's back on the pies
good for her
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:01, archived)

I would.
Lovely pic AntNDec
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:02, archived)

oh come on though, be fair
Scary Spice IS SCARY SPICE.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:02, archived)

which one
is supposed to be scary spice?
(Anton Drexler, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:04, archived)

it's the
scariest one
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:14, archived)

Spiceworld!
</Partridge>
(cattleprod, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:02, archived)

.


</I've always wondered how you do this>
( Dr.Dunno, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:11, archived)

Is there a beer outing?
beer on the board - great idea...
( Choice, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:54, archived)

I want beer.
Now.

Morning fine people. How are we all today? I see the hummus is flowing.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:57, archived)

You might come from a great county
huh born in Humberside - but youre continued life in the US will leave you unable to cope with more than 2 pints of Stella
( Choice, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:01, archived)

But alas,
I had three pints of Stella last night :) My local now sells it.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:18, archived)

*Hijack*
Is m3ss3ng3r working these days? If so, anyone got a link for an old ex-leper?
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:59, archived)

cant help, sorry!
( butchbint, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:02, archived)

Than' yoo ver' much

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:03, archived)

www.flibz.com/m2

there's a nice one planned in cambridge soon...
( new_matt, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:06, archived)

need somewhere
I can stagger back from or get gassed on the local transport by taliban troops
( Choice, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:10, archived)

not sure
there's an afghanistan meet...
( new_matt, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:17, archived)

ooohhhh
I'll be up for that and I bet if you get me, you will probably get a side order of munkt0n too.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:26, archived)

cool
i believe currymonster is banging together a flier of some sort so i won't spoil the surprise. it's definitely on the pub scheduler though.
( new_matt, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:31, archived)

I put the flyer on
the scheduler - not sure when is best to post it on the board.
( curry monster, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:35, archived)

ah, i'll pop back and have a nose
soonish, but no rush just yet i guess.

how's that for a definitive answer ;)
( new_matt, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:39, archived)

I agree
no real rush - we don't want to create negative attitudes through excessive advertising do we?
( curry monster, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:45, archived)

Here's a picture of an overloaded car
www.sunbelt-software.com/stu/
(sputnik1, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:54, archived)

Umm
www.peta.com/kids/grrr202/gr-eat.html

This is what I wake up to. what a day this is gonna be.
(uptownjoe, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:53, archived)

Jesus.
What the fuck is that?
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:02, archived)

.
Save a plant
Eat a cow
I want meat
I want it now
I'm gonna eat it cos it's red
I'm gonna eat it cos it's dead
Maybe I should eat it raw
Let the blood run down my jaw
I'd eat people if it was legal
I'd eat people if it was legal
--Reel Big Fish
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:11, archived)

The "Shhh" bar or whatever it's called
at Liecester Square......is it a tad pretencious ?
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:47, archived)

everything
in the south is pretentious. duh.
( stouffer, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:51, archived)

Shuttit
you slaaaaaaagggg !!!


heheehehe
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:52, archived)

I find your
choice of insult over the top and derogatory.
It smacks of ignorance and shows no forethought of context nor etiquette.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:57, archived)

well, 'appen i'll
get t'foot of our stairs.
( stouffer, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:00, archived)

I don't think you are allowed to be pretentious in leicester square.. just crap
.
( alistair, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:51, archived)

i swear
the board is slowing down again.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:51, archived)

Well
it's going to happen soon!!!!!!!!!
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:56, archived)

you're just speeding reality up again Prof
but you have been told before
( Pootle, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:59, archived)

look it's past 4 already
only 20 less minutes to wait
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:05, archived)

Try Bar F
just outside McDonalds, very popular with people that eat the fillet-o-fish
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:52, archived)

I'm going to the Bond premiere 2night
thats where everyone is meeting up
Lots of chinless bankers called "miles" and so forth...me might be a bit out of me depth perhaps
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:54, archived)

errr
wasn't that last night you twonk?
( thebear is thebear, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:57, archived)

Nope
I'm having trouble with my dried fruits this week
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:58, archived)

wouldn't worry about it.
wrong end of town for bankers (chinless or otherwise)
( alistair, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:58, archived)

i've got a mate as i mentioned before who's going to the premiere tonight too
with some bods from Logica
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:00, archived)

b3ta News

( thebear is thebear, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:47, archived)

wooo
like the hi-tech revamp
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:50, archived)

Hi Tech ?
that's an old V1 he picked up when has in the war
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:51, archived)

I still get pain from the shrapnel
you know!
( thebear is thebear, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:55, archived)

Hahaha!
You're so old!
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:07, archived)

that's
fantastic!!!

Rah! for fezzes!
( popt_art, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:54, archived)

he does look very dapper

( new_matt, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:32, archived)

Surely
"sexy Pole dancer"...?
( Natt, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:56, archived)

it's ever so quiet here
almost as if people are waiting for something.

i wonder what that could be?
( butchbint, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:00, archived)

The opinions of real people.......

My Flash CV

Had to produce a flash CV for Uni - Had a grade for it but want the opinions of you guys...
Leave it online or bin it??
(Or just tart it up a bit...?!!!)
Cheers
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:45, archived)

the shark is a nice touch
I'm going to put a shark on my CV.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:48, archived)

hmmmm the shark..
yeah - I ran a bit low on time and did a search on google for wierd blue images and found a shark - hence it's on there!!!
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:51, archived)

i've got a coffee mug ring
i really must print out a new one...
( new_matt, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:52, archived)

i dont want to comment on it
you got better gcse results than me :(
it looks good tho!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:48, archived)

Looks very nice indeed -
extend your recent work history to include the legal assistant one if you can, otherwise you've just got bar jobs on there.

Otherwise, nice one!
( Amerella, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:49, archived)

I agree
3 bar jobs is not very varied. Personal Profile might be a better phrase than Personal Statement. That's just me though.
( adverse_camber, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:52, archived)

Fair enough on actually *working* in a bar,
but there are ways to disguise them a bit :)

And yeah, since it's a personal statement, you could make a bit more of what sort of job you want and what your strong points are.
( Amerella, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:02, archived)

*points strongly that (====>) way*
my strong points include wasting company time on b3ta and lunchtime drinking.

the latter is a lie, but i wish it were true.
( popt_art, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:11, archived)

I'm the same,
a half at lunch and I'm asleep for the afternoon.
( Amerella, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:55, archived)

i like it
but i'm easily pleased.

hohoho! he livesin huddersfield! land of my fathers and all that. (actually, that was harlow, but, oh fuck it...)
( new_matt, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:50, archived)

further maths
you must have been mad
I dropped that after 1/2 a term, brain scrambling stuff
( Pootle, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:50, archived)

utter waste
of time, further maths. utter utter waste of time.
( stouffer, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:53, archived)

my half term just taught me
I was never going to be as smart as the other kids in my class.
Then they all got into Ox-bridge or MIT after school, and I got into psychedelia.
( Pootle, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:02, archived)

You
won then.
( bob dinosaur, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:20, archived)

s' good
why a shark?
(frogman, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:50, archived)

are your lecturers on crack?
why get you to produce a CV in flash when employers rarely accept anything other than word or plain text? Plus any careers officer will tell you a frilly CV tends to be seen as compensation for a lack of substance in the actual text.

Still, as flash, fair enough, but it won't get you a job. Mind you, these days a gun, dancing girls and a huge pot of money won't get you a job either.
( SpunkyBackpack, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:52, archived)

I'VE SEEN THE INTERNET
and that's the worst post I've ever seen. Can't you try harder? Some of us have talent you know.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:56, archived)

arf
:)
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:09, archived)

Huddersfield University
and Rugby... Woo! I went to that University too.

Blimmin' 'eck... I was in Sharkey's on Friday night too... uncanny ... erm and the Flash CV looks good too :) Only advice I'd give is to replace your telephone number and address with email contact details amd the offer of forwarding your address/phone to legitimate parties.... thus avoiding cyber stalkers
( armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:52, archived)

cheers guys
Thanks people.. The phone number will be coming off etc. and all changes will be done...

as for my lecturers being on crack I think prozac, morphine, ketamin, mogadon etc. are more likely... dullll......!!!
oh and sorry about my image not showing last night for anyone that tried to view it.... dunno what that was about and now i've lost the image... anti-woo yay... :(
(sharkeys_jj, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 15:02, archived)

Yesterday I
was this ( / / ) close to david dickinson. he was just walking into where they film live with chris moyles on cally road.... I don't know if it was the street lights but i swear he had an orange glow about him
( alistair, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:39, archived)

Heh
he was GMTV talking about young 'guys' from a 'working class background', very funny.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:42, archived)

can anyone
confirm the rumour that he's from salford? seems unlikely to me.
( stouffer, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:45, archived)

maybe he meant me
do you think he can tell that much about a person from just walking past them (i thought i heard him whisper.. cheap as chips)
( alistair, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:45, archived)

.
.
( whizzbang, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:48, archived)

Close up photos of beards
Can anyone recommend a site?
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:17, archived)

what's that company that makes
beard dye? there's probably a few there
( munkt0n, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:20, archived)

Just For Men
that's the stuff. not that i use it. i'm no beardy, that bird on the orange ads don't like em.
( SpunkyBackpack, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:23, archived)

she's quite freckly
I know I can talk. But I didn't notice until I saw the ad at the cinema.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:52, archived)

factoid: she
is lovely.
( stouffer, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:58, archived)

try 'bear' fetish
sites

www.beards.org/
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:21, archived)

Moustaches, not beards
but the handlebar club has some brilliant ones.
( Wifey, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:24, archived)

Found this

( Wifey, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:48, archived)

Ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha,
Look at him, he's fantastic!!!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:50, archived)

I have a horrible preminition
that you're doing a "beard or bush" quiz.
( SpunkyBackpack, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:25, archived)

he he!
doit! doit!
( Dr.Dunno, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:34, archived)

all be be revealed on Friday
But Weebl is recording a song as we speak. I just sang him the lyrics.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:36, archived)

I sounds a lot better than
facial beard or anal beard!
Do it!!!
(afrayed, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:36, archived)

anal beard
is one of the most disgusting phrases on earth. Well done sir.
( SpunkyBackpack, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:41, archived)

Ifankyoo!

(afrayed, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:44, archived)

thats because
anal beard are really quite shit

(they are a local band - i'm, not kidding..)
( Darkedge, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:44, archived)

I've got
a record somewhere :)
( Amerella, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:50, archived)

you can tell that from the name though
it's only local pub bands that attempt lame joke names.
I should know I used to manage The Sucidal Jafacakes
fat lot of good it did either of us
( Pootle, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:54, archived)

a few here.
plus an 'interesting' article on beardism

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2481379.stm#beards
(supaspinal, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 14:38, archived)

you can take lots of close ups
of me if you want'
*flutter*
( zog why change it now?, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 17:11, archived)