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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 26 May 2016, 11:50, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 May 2016, 12:09, archived)
# Question answered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2016, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Did yee spill my Batpint?


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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 May 2016, 10:58, archived)
# Wonderful :-)
Loving Vinnie Jones as The Joker (but with more 'North', clearly)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2016, 11:43, archived)
# Excellent!
liking this compo
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 May 2016, 12:04, archived)
# ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 26 May 2016, 12:42, archived)
# Go on Batman!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 May 2016, 12:51, archived)
# great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 26 May 2016, 13:26, archived)
# Excellence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2016, 14:22, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 May 2016, 20:12, archived)
# WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 27 May 2016, 10:17, archived)
# Ha ha, fucken barry, that!
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 27 May 2016, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 26 May 2016, 10:48, archived)
# nice
Did you put the red nose on the Batman logo?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 May 2016, 12:03, archived)
# em no
just spotted that!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 26 May 2016, 12:30, archived)
# Ug-ug-ug!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2016, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I AM the pie...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 May 2016, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha ACES!
perfect jaw matching
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 26 May 2016, 10:20, archived)
# Ta!
...and...Happy Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 May 2016, 10:21, archived)
# brilliant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 26 May 2016, 10:24, archived)
# Thanks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 May 2016, 12:53, archived)
# Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 26 May 2016, 10:34, archived)
# Ta Froggie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 May 2016, 12:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 May 2016, 11:09, archived)
# Love it.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2016, 11:42, archived)
# Cheers JP!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 May 2016, 12:54, archived)
# Very nice, *clicks*
Mmmm, Cow pie for lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 May 2016, 12:01, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 May 2016, 12:54, archived)
# So chinny
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 26 May 2016, 13:51, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2016, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - COMBINE COMICS

Show what happens when a comic character appears in a different strip, draw a comic strip in the style of another, make characters fight each other, monkey with the Marvel/Beano/Viz universe!
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 26 May 2016, 8:25, archived)
# The new compo is 'shit in a bowl'? I can do that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 May 2016, 8:54, archived)
# the sort of excellent attention to detail that landed me a job in logistics
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 26 May 2016, 9:11, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 May 2016, 9:18, archived)
# Chalie Brown is squatting down, to give his cat a treat
Poor old cat, he don't like scat, he just wants food to eat
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 May 2016, 9:32, archived)
# Source image: Peanuts. Make dissappear bowl. Anthonyb3ta9000 approves.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 May 2016, 9:50, archived)
# Lonely Farage
I felt sorry for lonely Farage, so wanted to add some company for him, but then got bored, and not so sorry for Farage anymore


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(I_am_B, Wed 25 May 2016, 22:13, archived)
# i walked past him in lincoln the other day
there was a _very_ small crowd around him, but most people didn't seem to give a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 May 2016, 22:16, archived)
# Reminds me of the Minehead by-election
youtu.be/VdJpDxlI8H0?t=314
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 May 2016, 23:13, archived)
# No sleep til Melksham
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 26 May 2016, 7:50, archived)
# The ONLY breakfast cereal recommended by Nigel...

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 26 May 2016, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Such range of expression


/web 1.0
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 May 2016, 21:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:18, archived)
# Pob : The Top Gear Years
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2016, 20:39, archived)
# I have a mate who actually looks like this. He's an ace guitarist. Nature is cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 25 May 2016, 22:31, archived)
# he looks like Chris Evans? I'm very sorry to hear that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 May 2016, 8:32, archived)
# And I would walk five hundred miles...
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 25 May 2016, 20:55, archived)
# haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 26 May 2016, 10:17, archived)
# It is a portmanteau, right?
(AdrianJ, Wed 25 May 2016, 18:47, archived)
# *parp*
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 25 May 2016, 19:53, archived)
# Ready Brexit
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 May 2016, 20:03, archived)
# without tea there is nothing but chaos and misery


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paint on canvas
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 25 May 2016, 18:05, archived)
# "i can pour you a cup of tea..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8g_t2tfbz8
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 25 May 2016, 18:36, archived)
# ace :)
haven't heard that for a while
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:09, archived)
# Lully
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 May 2016, 20:02, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 May 2016, 20:33, archived)
# Another click
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 May 2016, 21:38, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 25 May 2016, 22:28, archived)
# I like this very much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 May 2016, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] 1 binbag + 4 toilet rolls = 1 shit skull
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:40, archived)
# + 1 miffed wife.
(AdrianJ, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:04, archived)
# looks rather mighty boosh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
The toilet-roll Hitcher
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:16, archived)
# Hello Dave
Your my wipe now! Meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:46, archived)
# Roll 9000?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:51, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:16, archived)
# Ouch!
(AdrianJ, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:47, archived)
# Surprised monkey is surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:28, archived)
# just imagine what he's done with his banana
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:35, archived)
# What a coincidence...
(AdrianJ, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:25, archived)
# That's clearly the face of Jebus
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 17:02, archived)
# The Turin Tissue
(AdrianJ, Wed 25 May 2016, 17:11, archived)
# The Turin Shite?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 17:13, archived)
# on a roll
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 25 May 2016, 19:59, archived)
# toilet roll
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 20:47, archived)
# Do you have any cotton buds?
You know, for the teeth?
(WiggZ, Wed 25 May 2016, 22:05, archived)
# Oh FFS!
(AdrianJ, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:03, archived)
# Paul McCartney said he turned to alcohol after the Beatles split up
What mixer did he use for spirits? Did Red Bull give us Wings?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:24, archived)
# AAAaaarrrggghhh!
(AdrianJ, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:35, archived)
# good vibes
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 25 May 2016, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Mini Lego Skull
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:54, archived)
# Why not a Maxi Lego Skull?
(AdrianJ, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:01, archived)
# Go for it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:04, archived)
# Don't tempt me...
...supposed to be job hunting, but so far, have been procrastinating like mad.
Now, I wonder where the kid's Lego went?
(AdrianJ, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:10, archived)
# haha
What sort of work are you hunting?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:38, archived)
# IT Management related, but...
would secretly love to do this sort of stuff for a living, if it paid the mortgage.
(AdrianJ, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:56, archived)
# You know who else procrastinated a lot?
Leonardo da Vinci. Douglas Adams. The Dalai Lama.

If they could procrastinate, so can you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:55, archived)
# Procrastinators of the World Unite... but maybe just make another cup of tea first...
...I wonder, exactly how many tea leaves are there in the average teabag? Now, where did I put the scissors?
(AdrianJ, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:01, archived)
# "GET BACK TO JOB-HUNTING FOOL!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:41, archived)
# 23,473... 23,474... 23,475... Pardon? What? Oh, for fuc... One... Two... Three...
(AdrianJ, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:51, archived)
# rookie mistake
always make piles of 100, then the most you will ever have to recount is 99
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:01, archived)
# 8,992... 8,993... 8,994... Oh, thanks for the tip. Let me just move the pepper mill out of the waaa... AITCHOO...
One... Two... Three...
(AdrianJ, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:31, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:36, archived)
# Taliblair
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:20, archived)
# I tried to count them using hash marks but apparently there's a tally ban :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:52, archived)
# Ouch!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:33, archived)
# Wouldn't suprise me
If there's a penny to be made?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:52, archived)
# So whose jizz is that dribbling down his chin ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:31, archived)
# Durka durka
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 25 May 2016, 15:35, archived)
# as if by magic, a shopkeeper appeared
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:42, archived)
# Lovely and spech.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Wed 25 May 2016, 18:18, archived)
# Prolly bindun in some form or another but...


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(A Nonny Mouse, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:07, archived)
# Lisa Rogers
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:19, archived)
# Pfffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:24, archived)
# haha
'Lisa Rogers' next?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:36, archived)
# Copy that...
(AdrianJ, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:27, archived)
# It's good, but it's no Will smith Will Smith rob smith Rob Smith...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:57, archived)
# Henning Wehn?
Ning Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
Jeesus, yes!! Ning Q!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:39, archived)
# ouch :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 25 May 2016, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:38, archived)
#
b3ta.hnldesign.nl - click to visit
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:39, archived)
# haha, WTF pearoasting pandas
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:04, archived)
# I watched "Patton" (1970) the other day
And noticed a truck, sporting a flag with 'WTF' on it.

Edit: here it is, for real. Supposidly stands for 'Western Task Force'.
 
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:12, archived)
# hæh, cool
have a lift off in return: www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6bZzFlj35s
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:04, archived)
# It seems I have been on here for eleven years today
Seems justified to roast a pea then. Allow me:



Oh, and isn't b3ta turning 15 this september?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:17, archived)
# it's outlasted geocities and jeeves, who'd a thoughted it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 25 May 2016, 22:36, archived)
# Happy Towel Day! And Candle Day!
And Geek Pride Day! And Star Wars first released in Cinemas in 1977 Day!

And Julian Clary's birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:27, archived)
# :D
Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha, lovely
And Happy Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:29, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:29, archived)
# :D classic
and happy birts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:35, archived)
# candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:38, archived)
# WOO
Happy Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:39, archived)
# I see I've racked up 12.
yet another b3ta birthday missed. :) fuck it.
(waxdart hello., Wed 25 May 2016, 9:42, archived)
# It means you get double reward points next year
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:44, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:07, archived)
# Queen of the Fries
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:13, archived)
# Aww
She's teasing Peter Kay
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:23, archived)
# Jimmy is obviously
busting to bang her.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:04, archived)
# HaHa!!!!! You are too funny!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 26 May 2016, 1:04, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Ducks
Combine Comic Strips - draw a comic strip in the style of another, make characters fight each other...
Geometry - Square Wheels, rectangular Toblerones, or any old joke about shapes.
Backstories - Make your own prequels to existing films, filling in the bit before the cameras rolled


(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:19, archived)
# Comics and/or Backstories. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:29, archived)
# pERP!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 25 May 2016, 22:49, archived)
# this should win everything ever!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 25 May 2016, 23:49, archived)
# Ducks!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:30, archived)
# Geometry
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:45, archived)
# comics
(gijoel, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:22, archived)
# I tried doing geometry with sticks
It was basic twigonometry.

I'd like to see some comic mashups please.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:54, archived)
# Combine Comic Strips
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:59, archived)
# comics
(aUtopianPig I hate pork sctratchings, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:29, archived)
# Comics
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 May 2016, 18:14, archived)
# an oblong walks into a bar
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 25 May 2016, 20:04, archived)
# Strips and a piss mop, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 25 May 2016, 22:50, archived)

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