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[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:18, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CARROTS

It's a one word challenge week. Show us what you can do with a carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 8:32, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:14, archived)
#
Bananaman initially faced a different pastiche supervillain each week, who were often lampoons of the kind of single-issue, uncreatively-named villains that heroes fought during the Silver Age, or tips-of-the-hat to famous supervillains.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:33, archived)
# "Show us what you can do with a carrot."
Now that's just asking for trouble innit God
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:44, archived)
# It's not even his real name!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:21, archived)
# Boyyyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:23, archived)
# Early. I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] a carrot pea
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:57, archived)
# Get this Crucifixed teddybear for your kids to teach about Jesus
Jesus Christ Teddybear

Spooky as fuck, but f you like it, you're in luck... It's for sale: Strange Crucifixed Jesus Teddybear for sale
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Wed 6 Jul 2016, 23:49, archived)
# are they having some kind of joke?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 4:35, archived)
# This smells of fondled ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 4:44, archived)
# He died for our ursins
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 8:34, archived)
#
our
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:35, archived)
# Awesome
A mate of mine used to have a crucified Pink Panther doll on his wall. The droopy eyes did a lot for the overall effect.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The joy of house hunting
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:25, archived)
# If he waits a few weeks and pays in dollars
it will hardly cost him anything..
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:30, archived)
# Ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] What a shit
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:58, archived)
# eeeeuwww
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 21:51, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 23:24, archived)
# But is it a new build?
or had previous occupants?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:07, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:16, archived)
#
Back in a minute.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 21:08, archived)
# It's not that she's fucking scary that's scary
it's that she's less fucking scary than the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 21:36, archived)
# This has been my terrifying point for the last few days
Someone who should never have been allowed anywhere near the Premiership (or indeed the Home Office) is suddenly by a long way the least-worst option.

It really is fucking scary.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 21:49, archived)
# It's quite alarming if you
think what you'd have to change about yourself to actually want that job.

The human qualities they must lack...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 22:18, archived)
# What has been unleased?
hello btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 8:18, archived)
#


Click for bigger (208 kb)
(/'>Barry Manillow, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:31, archived)
# Known Associates: Cherie "Chompers" Blair
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:34, archived)
# Damnit, the Tory propagandists were right after all!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Labour,_New_Danger

I feel a bit dirty saying the tories were right. Ick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:38, archived)
# Even a stopped clock

is worth a few bob
(Comic pas, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 19:43, archived)
# reply
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:46, archived)
# oh, so NOW it lets me reply!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:47, archived)
# They said I had the capability to reply to this within 45 minutes
Another lie.

All right so maybe *technically* he didn't lie, but if there isn't such a thing as culpable gullibility, there should be. People in responsible positions need to be a damn sight less in awe of the funny buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 17:42, archived)
# FUCK SADAM
FUCK IRAQ
FUCK IDIOTS WHO SIGN UP TO KILL
LEAVE TONY ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 17:48, archived)
# Stop your subtleties and tell us how you really feel
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 18:21, archived)
# Like a woman :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 18:39, archived)
# I thought it was Very Very Good!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 18:50, archived)
# I hated the song
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 19:06, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:15, archived)
# :)
Tax evasion, messi affair...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:17, archived)
# wasn't richie enough
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:15, archived)
# *mugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:19, archived)
# At least it provided a brief distraction from Brexit and Chilcot
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:33, archived)
# and the imposed Doctors contract
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:20, archived)
# ^what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:21, archived)
# Shhh, we're not meant to notice that
It's meant to be a good day for burying bad news.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:11, archived)
# nvgvl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:29, archived)
# weird, just tried to reply up there^
and it wouldn't let me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:29, archived)
# Government censorship, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:33, archived)
# obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Jimmy Savile
(Willie_Fistergasch, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 13:04, archived)
# "It's time to play the music, it's time to cigar-light, it's time to abuse children on Top of the Pops tonight..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:13, archived)
# disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:19, archived)
# How ironic - someone else's fingers up HIS arse
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:04, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:08, archived)
# as you prefer
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:14, archived)
# i definitely prefer arse
but convention dictates i say ass here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:32, archived)
# Deadly!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:25, archived)
# He'll be back once the dust settles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:29, archived)
# *yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:37, archived)
# and chickening out
and buggering off
(Comic pas, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Muppets Last Supper


pea roast for supper
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Muppet Celebs

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Animal Hockey
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:18, archived)
# Ha-ha! That last shot of Tom Cruise is terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:29, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:18, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:23, archived)
# Epic!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:25, archived)
# A masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:28, archived)
# *crosses drumsticks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:37, archived)
# Sweet :D
(101 Teeth, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:54, archived)
# Magnifique
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:34, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:19, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:56, archived)
# Lovely work
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:19, archived)
# Its aim, to prevent future crimes


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:29, archived)
# Arf!
(its)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:46, archived)
# I'm starting to do that more and more often
spending too much time on the internet I imagine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:54, archived)
#
(to)
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 18:18, archived)
# ha, politics are funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:10, archived)
# Just read it. Thought Blair made a great villain, but the ending was a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:23, archived)
# That was quite a satisfying scroll
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:47, archived)
# #corbun

Click for slightly bigger feels.
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:34, archived)
#
I hope he scores tonight
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha HA...
Have this NWOT

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] And this...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:08, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:11, archived)
# He's not gay you know.
Definitely not.

Not him.

No sir-ee.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:44, archived)
# The Bumchin Report.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:33, archived)
# At least you tried, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:58, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:22, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
God Jobs - What if Gods had to get proper jobs, what would they do/who would employ them?
Scifi your life - take a photo on your way to work/in the garden/in the bath and sci-fi it right up
Budget cuts - We're f***ed for the long term, how can we save pennies in everyday life?
Carrots -

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 8:34, archived)
# Voting for the one word challenge, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 8:47, archived)
# Carrots
(Willie_Fistergasch, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 9:06, archived)
# Alright Esther, how's Cyril?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 9:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:31, archived)
# Vaguely fitting faceswaps
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 9:19, archived)
# B or D please
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:04, archived)
# God Jobs, please, Mr. God
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:42, archived)
# Upset weepy shutins, please
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 11:54, archived)
# Choose carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:05, archived)
# F
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:25, archived)
# Beaker with a carrot headswop hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:34, archived)
# Sci-fi jobs
Because the board is dead.Etc. etc.
(gijoel, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 12:55, archived)
# carrots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:11, archived)
# F Carrots!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:26, archived)
# what if Shiva was one of us
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 6 Jul 2016, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Tickle me
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 2:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 2:43, archived)
# Nooo! Spit him out again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 6:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Muppet
(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 6 Jul 2016, 1:00, archived)
# life goals
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 0:52, archived)
# I want a sandwich now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 1:40, archived)
# I have a sandwich every day
It gets tiresome
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 2:42, archived)
# i was going to have a sandwich
but i decided to have salad instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:29, archived)
# Something to look forward to tomorrow - assuming you're not Welsh.
(AdrianJ, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:55, archived)
# Been waiting...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:23, archived)
# :) Not unlike me and school homework...
twitter.com/JohnnyChilcot
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 20:36, archived)
# SO true it's frightening.
And the bill for this nonsense is something like £10.3 million? Plus it clears Bush&Blair and blames the cannon fodder for the 'war'?? Total joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 9:17, archived)
# Hahaha I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 9:27, archived)

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