Ha!
On a related note, Sat with the mini-chutney a few days back and watched an episode of the new Dangermouse fully expecting it to be vapid and crap, but was surprised it still had the same humour & style.
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Tue 15 Nov 2016, 14:07,
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You may be able to do computer stuff, but you sure are an unfunny little cunt.
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Fri 18 Nov 2016, 17:31,
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Yes Yes this is what actually happened! coz they extracts the dna from the crabs in the amber
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Tue 15 Nov 2016, 11:41,
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Genetically, paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact.
There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.
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Tue 15 Nov 2016, 12:39,
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if you'd have put 'fact' in all capitals
i might've agreed with you...
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Tue 15 Nov 2016, 12:58,
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he was so busy wondering if he could do it
he didn't stop to wonder if he should do it
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Tue 15 Nov 2016, 13:46,
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I believe there's a great career in store for you replacing every monster in every horror film with an image of Trump, Frogmeister
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Tue 15 Nov 2016, 21:17,
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michael moore eating fruit? what kind of film trickery is this?
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Tue 15 Nov 2016, 6:44,
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sing along...
Trump sat alone at a protest march
totally emotionless not even in his heart
blood saoked into Trumps pajamas
from the fingers of the wallbuilders in tjuana
He's Trump, he's Trump
He's in my head
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
we wish him dead...
Trump lingered last in line for brains
And the one He got was sorta rotten and insane
Small fingers on his tiny hands
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?
He's Trump, he's Trump
He's in my head
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
we wish him dead...
Tump was limp and lonely and kinda fussy
Trump used his fame to grab em all by the pussy
He spent his life inside his towers
Trump has the codes of nuclear power
He's Trump, he's Trump
He's in my head
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
we might be dead...
Is this Trump outta his head?
I think so
Is this Trump outta his head?
I think so
Is this Trump outta his head?
I think so
Is this Trump outta his head?
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Mon 14 Nov 2016, 21:05,
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totally emotionless not even in his heart
blood saoked into Trumps pajamas
from the fingers of the wallbuilders in tjuana
He's Trump, he's Trump
He's in my head
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
we wish him dead...
Trump lingered last in line for brains
And the one He got was sorta rotten and insane
Small fingers on his tiny hands
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?
He's Trump, he's Trump
He's in my head
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
we wish him dead...
Tump was limp and lonely and kinda fussy
Trump used his fame to grab em all by the pussy
He spent his life inside his towers
Trump has the codes of nuclear power
He's Trump, he's Trump
He's in my head
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
we might be dead...
Is this Trump outta his head?
I think so
Is this Trump outta his head?
I think so
Is this Trump outta his head?
I think so
Is this Trump outta his head?
The Sun's failed photoshop joke
The Sun couldn't even be bothered to animate their faked-up Corbyn dancing it seems.
I made up for their lack.
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Mon 14 Nov 2016, 19:29,
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I made up for their lack.
This is awesome
You should add the words traitor flashing in different colours then post it on the daily mail.
They'll love that.
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Mon 14 Nov 2016, 19:57,
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They'll love that.
"Madness? This... is... AMERICA!"
(Guest starring Nigel Farage as Ephialtes of Trachis)
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Mon 14 Nov 2016, 16:44,
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(Guest starring Nigel Farage as Ephialtes of Trachis)
Who did the image with the "L" plate?
That was hilarious!
EDIT: Thanks Google.. Zac McFlimby :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10041265
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Mon 14 Nov 2016, 11:33,
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EDIT: Thanks Google.. Zac McFlimby :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10041265
Walking away from that is just further proof he is Satan's tool on Earth.
Is it true the guys who pulled him out died within the week of a slew of sudden mysterious cuts, abrasions, bone fractures, and haemorrhages? Normally consistent with being in a major impact or crash?
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Mon 14 Nov 2016, 12:42,
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Even Satan, First of the Fallen, Tormenter of the Damned, Lucifer Morningstar and the Greatest of the Angels, would look at Farage and say "He's an arse."
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Mon 14 Nov 2016, 16:09,
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because he is
when t'internet first got the hang of chatrooms, i wasn't allowed to use my surname, because it has arse in it
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Mon 14 Nov 2016, 16:19,
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are there any pics of putin where he doesnt just look shifty as fuck
click
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Mon 14 Nov 2016, 11:16,
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Not convinced.
That would suggest there's a scrap of logic in his body somewhere.
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Mon 14 Nov 2016, 12:43,
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if i'm understanding this correctly
we're all utterly fucked unless we can find a cat called orion
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Mon 14 Nov 2016, 13:58,
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Pinky are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so Brain, but why do we have to grab them by the cat?
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Tue 15 Nov 2016, 12:28,
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Why thank you
I was starting to wonder if everyone had gone to bed
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Sun 13 Nov 2016, 22:50,
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Are you saying they all look the same to you?
Check his teeth why don't you?
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Mon 14 Nov 2016, 19:57,
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I think we've had enough of these so-called experts telling the Great British public whether it's scissors or paper.
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Mon 14 Nov 2016, 13:35,
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Remember "The Invaders"?
David Vincent could identify alien invaders by their deformed little fingers.
Just sayin, Nigel.
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Sun 13 Nov 2016, 20:21,
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Just sayin, Nigel.
also, is it just me, or does trump look like roy walker there?
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Sun 13 Nov 2016, 16:55,
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It looks like they're auditioning
to be the new Disaster Quo, now that Parfitt's retired.
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Sun 13 Nov 2016, 16:53,
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top one looks like a woman who drinks in my local
right old slapper
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Sun 13 Nov 2016, 15:32,
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Have you seen what Mike Pence believes?
It puts me in the strange position of hoping that Trump remains in perfectly good health for the duration of his tenure, and remains securely in office.
He's that bad.
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Sun 13 Nov 2016, 15:27,
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He's that bad.
i say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
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Sun 13 Nov 2016, 15:31,
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\o/
If anyone isn't upset enough, R4 has just adapted Watership Down...
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Sun 13 Nov 2016, 16:21,
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First two albums are ace
I'm still practising Phantom of the Opera!
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Sun 13 Nov 2016, 17:07,
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i'm having a huge AC/DC binge atm
which reminds me, time to go home and blast it
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Sun 13 Nov 2016, 17:17,
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