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[challenge entry] The people watching over Trump as he signs stuff reminds me parents watching over a toddler





(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:37, archived)
# his hands are too big...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:40, archived)
# HA!
"Broccoli Mr President. Broccoli or you don't get any dessert."
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:41, archived)
# Watch it, that's how you get yourself sacked.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 18:00, archived)
# No nuclear codes until you learn how to use a fork.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 20:10, archived)
# HAHAHA, dirty little pig!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:53, archived)
# As if the situation wasn't Orwellian enough already
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:22, archived)
# that's a bit unfair
pigs are quite intelligent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:04, archived)
# This is true!
Sorry to the pigs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 17:03, archived)
# Snout not snuffling round in the trough... this is fake news. You are FAKE NEWS!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 18:01, archived)
# as if seeing kids with food smeared up their faces wasn't bad enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:55, archived)
# never enough
smear more
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 17:26, archived)
# if i just put that on twitter would that make me a cunt?
why yes it would barry... do it wany way
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 17:25, archived)
# You'd have to do better than this legendary tweet from "SacasticRover" the spoof Curiosity Rover account:
twitter.com/SarcasticRover/status/826129512123375616
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 18:22, archived)
# why would it make you a cunt?
or were you planning to claim it as your own and sell t-shirts of it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 18:42, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 19:33, archived)
# The broccoli one is just perfect
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 19:50, archived)
# You're a genius.
It's a good hearty laugh from me. Have a click.
(gijoel, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 21:12, archived)
# Excellent!
.
(gusset, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 21:51, archived)
# Top notch!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 31 Jan 2017, 22:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 23:48, archived)
# nailed it
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 0:10, archived)
# Congrats on another FP
You bastard. *passive-aggressive smiley face emoji
(gijoel, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 7:29, archived)
# Ace work
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 7:44, archived)
# Fake - no way Mike Pence would be allowed that close to kids if yer know what I mean
Just saying I'd never have trusted him with my kids, he looks like a right paedo kiddiefiddling fucking nonce.
also
very nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:17, archived)
# Naturally
Do you think you would get a place in his government if you weren't a right paedo kiddiefiddling fucking nonce?

Prezactly.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:50, archived)
# Sound NonceSense
Good point well made
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:01, archived)
# Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:39, archived)
# Joyous.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 20:03, archived)
# It's all fine people.
(I helped save b3ta! :DG, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:22, archived)
# *phew*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:29, archived)
# He loves the smell of napalm in the morning
He's looking more and more like Greenback every day
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:33, archived)
# Happy Candles Q!!!
:D \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:51, archived)
# Cheers mate
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:53, archived)
# yay!
Happy 9 candles day


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(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:09, archived)
# Thanks! Does anyone here know what the feck this is? It's about 2mm long and I cut it out from under the skin on my leg?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:41, archived)
# Alien egg.
Just as well you got it before it reached your brain.

Or it's a bit of grit from when you fell off your bike as a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:57, archived)
# Yeah, I had to cut it out Douglas Quaid style on the outside of my thigh, could see it under the skin.
Definitely and Alien egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:02, archived)
# Stuff can be encapsulated like that and wander in the body
...or so a hairdresser friend claims, citing sharp little hairs at work that does that
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 31 Jan 2017, 17:50, archived)
# dropping the image into googles image search gave me this:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en-GB&tbs=simg:CAEStwEJw7_14-Pz4Q9oaqwELEKjU2AQaAggDDAsQsIynCBpiCmAIAxIotgGkBJQGpQ2RBqoPuxWuFbQV2AyBKqAtoS2sLbY4rS2wIqw4nS2bOhowVhup5KBRMAs73C81orn76lL9eu8dux7S2_1BuU9D0BH0thEWw2tfs2HKdq3DEj2HlIAQMCxCOrv4IGgoKCAgBEgQomQHGDAsQne3BCRoZChcKBmFuaW1hbNqliPYDCQoHL20vMGpiaww&q=animal&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjOuPOqx-zRAhWfOsAKHQaEA6cQsw4IKQ&biw=1483&bih=930

it's quite sure of it's findings.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Those darn Pandas, impregnating my legs again!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:15, archived)
# at least it's out of you now.
i assume you're going to plant it yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:21, archived)
# TRIFFIDS!
Or giant beanstalk?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:39, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phlebolith
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:33, archived)
# Looks like it's made of keratin.
Happy Candles btw
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:35, archived)
# nature's candle day present for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:00, archived)
# that's fucking gross
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 1:43, archived)
# Nice
Something for the mantelpiece 8)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:28, archived)
# candles!! have a goodun
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:33, archived)
# Good Un? Cheers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:52, archived)
# you appear to be aflame. congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 1:41, archived)
# sense-o-matic shades turn black and you know everything's ok
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 31 Jan 2017, 12:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:59, archived)
# The orange isn't skin.
It's fire retardant.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:08, archived)
#
The orange isn't skin.
It's fire retardant.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:32, archived)
# Yes. That too.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Dick and Qwerty and full of toap
New permanent BBC logo for Trump
(compo'd because it's a logo)


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(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:19, archived)
# also it was my 7th candle day 7 days ago
and i missed it coz I was sick. so you can have these candles now.



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(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:23, archived)
# Aww, happy belated barf-day
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:31, archived)
# Same day! (Does that mean we're related now?)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:29, archived)
# Why yes, yes it does.
You're my bitch now.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 31 Jan 2017, 22:38, archived)
# I saw this EVERYWHERE yesterday ;)
And happy 7 days ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:33, archived)
# Sadly true
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] There's a nasty slimey beast in the office!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha, lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha. They see me rollin'

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:35, archived)
# LOVE this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:53, archived)
# Merry candles¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:17, archived)
# Yay!
Great attention to detail
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:34, archived)
# This is v good
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 1:41, archived)
# Yay!
Happy berthday. These things really happened. The White House is a big party now. Weeeee
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:06, archived)
# :D
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 1:38, archived)
# Woo
Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:16, archived)
# tis an honour sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 1:39, archived)
# HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:30, archived)
# FWAnnnnks!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 1:42, archived)
# choose life if you want to live
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha
very good, candles!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:51, archived)
# Mmmmmm
That looks delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:53, archived)
# I've pointed out the piece you can have by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:57, archived)
# Thanks
Top candle-balancing skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:04, archived)
# cheers!
and candles to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:05, archived)
# i'd always assumed you'd been here since 1936
but no, 9 years it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:07, archived)
# HAHA
I did have an old account for about 4 years before this one, but left that shit for this shiney new one, after I forgot my login details from an old work email account
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:30, archived)
# you used to work?
well, today has been an enlightening one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 12:23, archived)
# I used to work for other jumped-up pricks
I've now perfected the art of working for me and my loved ones and not knobless little twats who want to pretend that my work is theirs.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 1:49, archived)
# easy there Q
remember your blood pressure.
the nurse will be round in a bit.
lets put some pigeon street on for you and get you a soda.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:06, archived)
# That's no glory hole
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 10:43, archived)
# charlie ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:02, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:31, archived)
#
ha!
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 19:06, archived)
#
(ohidunno, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 12:58, archived)
# This amuses me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] *Squeeze*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 22:38, archived)
# UTHER?
I've turned the cooling units back on!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 22:58, archived)
# It's a coded message, backwards.
Louis THERoux is going to cycle to a station, book a 2nd class ticket
and camp inside a train.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 23:43, archived)
# BOOM satire
(I used to live on a Southern line and they were absolutely fine. Then I moved away and it all went tits up. Coincidence? Yes.)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 12:58, archived)
# Ak chew alley....
....so did I. A coincidence of coincidences, a cosmic joke or........

maybe.....

the Truth?
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 19:36, archived)
#
Weird. So did I. I commuted for about 8 years and didn't really have an issue. Moved to Somerset in late 2015, then everything went South(ern).
(ohidunno, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 23:31, archived)
# "No! Stop! I CREATED YOU!!"

www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38799306
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:53, archived)
# ha! lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:59, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 22:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:01, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:40, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:48, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 19:04, archived)
# This feels like it should
be a real game.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 20:53, archived)
# they should liven it up a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:05, archived)
# Always a joy to see this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:54, archived)
# A timeless classic!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 13:02, archived)
# I saw this earlier
but now all I can see is the Chrome equivalent to a redex
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:01, archived)
# waca waca waca
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 1:43, archived)
# so it wasn't professor iwatani?
pixels lied to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:01, archived)
# Iwatani created Pacman. Nakamura owned the company.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:07, archived)
# one pacman, so many fathers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:18, archived)
# I know how he feels...
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:21, archived)
# like a squishy yellow plug?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:30, archived)
# Oh, if you're offering.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 0:59, archived)
# Didn't he own the tower that Hans Gruber fell to his death from...?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:46, archived)
# no, that was Nakatomi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:54, archived)
#
yes. I know. A shitty borderline racist pun, and a pathetic attempt at humour on my part. It obviously fell flat though...


JUST LIKE GRUBER DID!!
b'dum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:10, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:18, archived)
# I never stopped loving you
(I think thats a song)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 19:23, archived)
# I'm not here for cigarettes or bubble gum, my boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:25, archived)
# The Previous Jedi
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:30, archived)
# arts!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:31, archived)
# Took too long and only finished it because I've been signed off work with an infection.
Luke's face is all kinds of wrong, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:41, archived)
# he's clearly got a broken nose from walking face-first into a door
not your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:57, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:46, archived)
# ^
But mainly this
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:55, archived)
# Wowwwwwww
leik

manny fanx

Can't remember if this is a pea but have Horn Solo & Tunebacca:

(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:57, archived)
# Let the wookiee spin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:14, archived)
# pure nostalgia. :)
always wished i could play more of this as a kid

(ozof, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 20:11, archived)
# I always wished the Last Starfighter game was real
and then I go off and fight Xur and the Kodan armada. Instead I had a miserable childhood.
(gijoel, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 23:25, archived)
# :(
so close
(ozof, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 23:47, archived)
# Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 23:02, archived)
# This is a nromal post
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:21, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:23, archived)
# Breakfast on Elm Street
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:23, archived)
# Mit brot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:28, archived)
# Toats!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:30, archived)
# BRED
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:33, archived)
# BR3D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:42, archived)
# Took ages to dig this pea up. RIP -- B3tards
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 2:13, archived)
# I have days...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:41, archived)
# Things you do to earn a crust.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:48, archived)
# HUH? Has it been FP'ed already?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 21:56, archived)
# proper beeter thread
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] "Please Master, give me a sock?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 11:13, archived)
# that's terrifying
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 11:21, archived)
# :)
Quiet round these parts today?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 13:57, archived)
# Can't see what parts you're pointing at :/
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:25, archived)
# down there and round there *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 11:37, archived)
# Have you shopped her hand?
It looks like 5 sausages with nail varnish on.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:27, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:56, archived)
# Grenade!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:28, archived)
# excellent!
and now i have to watch the time bandits again

edit: also happy 9th! :)

(ozof, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 20:00, archived)
# Pffft1!1!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 2:15, archived)
#
Excelento
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 7:39, archived)
[challenge entry] heh. jus fuckin witcha

 
or am i?
 
(ozof, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 6:14, archived)
# We killed the board!
I'm still RIS-in at this one? Give us a clue . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 13:57, archived)
# Think the no-gap logo is meant to be a false memory
eg https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect/comments/4fxyzy/volkswagen_logo/
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:42, archived)
# vg tick
:)
(ozof, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 5:23, archived)
#
Have I lost?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:52, archived)
#
my boy. you've won! you did it! you did it! i knew you would! i just knew you would
(ozof, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 4:56, archived)
# They say he never sleeps...
... but he will have to, eventually. And then ....
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 1:46, archived)
# He'll be fine in Saudi Arabia
He's got a hotel there or something.
(gijoel, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 6:06, archived)
# poor angela she's had to do some explaining
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 23:10, archived)
# Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 23:36, archived)
# alright drimble
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 23:46, archived)
# Good, you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 23:51, archived)
# transfixed by the multitwat pile-up currently underway on the international stage, unable to look away
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 23:54, archived)
# silly hats only
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEiyBbP28g8
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 0:45, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:12, archived)
# And it's an FP for you
(gijoel, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 1:44, archived)
# and they say mondays are bad, well they're WRONG \o/
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:12, archived)
# I clicked "I like this!"
and I clicked it bigly.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:37, archived)
# alright monster munch
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:42, archived)
# HAHAHA²³
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:54, archived)
# Beautiful, just beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:26, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 19:38, archived)
# Nicely
What a story, you couldn't make it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 13:59, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 21:25, archived)
# Hahaha
I would pay to watch this.
For the righteous outrage alone.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 29 Jan 2017, 21:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:32, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] trump pumpin
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 20:08, archived)
# MEGALOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:33, archived)
# Bless my soul...


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I saw this pic and it had to be done :)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 15:33, archived)
# rip his fucking wings off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 16:14, archived)
# Shouldn't he be on a no fly list
(gijoel, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 22:14, archived)
# As it's Sunday Felixstowe pier:)


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(herman:D, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 10:55, archived)
# as its sunday the backyard corncrop mine crashed into from a great height

when the battery connection came lose.. found the house on googlemaps, knocked on the door for 10 minutes with no response, place looked uninhabited, called mate at home and told him to grab a fishing rod and try and hook it over the back fence, old african refugee granny who lives there nearly attacked him with a kitchen knife..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 11:37, archived)

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