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[challenge entry] Spork, Sporf, Spife, Knork and Splayd
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 19:51, archived)
# Conceived while
spooning.
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 20:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 20:58, archived)
# {:-D
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 21:25, archived)
# that looks like a bowl with a handle on it
(, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 10:10, archived)
#
I adopted a sporknife a year or so ago and can say that they have enriched my life immeasurably.
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 21:09, archived)
# where will it all end
for fork's sake!
(, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 5:29, archived)
# I've got a couple of those.
They're ace for day-trip and holiday standby-cutlery.
(, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 12:47, archived)
# wish you were here
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 10:11, archived)
# that looks depressing as fuck
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 14:29, archived)
# I know, still 2 weeks to wait
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 14:47, archived)
# pass the dettol margarita
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 14:59, archived)
# holidays are depressing aren't they?
but when chas n dave comes on the jukebox the mood will be lifted
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 15:41, archived)
# no, but automated banks are
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 15:50, archived)
# In that situation Chas & Dave would make me angry.
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 16:36, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 18:01, archived)
# gertcha
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 18:15, archived)
# alright 'knurl edmonds'
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 18:31, archived)
# alright drimblzzz...
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Ant and Dec never wanted their offspring to meet!
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 23:43, archived)
# Trombone theft is a crime.
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 0:02, archived)
# Another time, MacLeod!
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 0:46, archived)
# They've come to trom his bone!
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 8:16, archived)
# the Mackem slayer
has returned
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 9:09, archived)
# howdy!
(, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 13:07, archived)
# That was an excellent compo
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 16:48, archived)
# It certainly was
As I found the site and suggested it :)
(, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 1:52, archived)
# I've put you forward for an OBE
Was a great comp tho but
(, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 7:13, archived)
# About fucking time
(, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 17:06, archived)
# Should have left them buried from the neck down.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 17:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 17:38, archived)
# Does he also fucking love funnels?
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 18:02, archived)
# as much as he loves fucking tunnels
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 18:33, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Throbbing tunnels.
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 7:47, archived)
# This funnel is a fucking canoe, you retards!
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:58, archived)
# It's full of cement!
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 7:46, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:00, archived)
# You ruined my vagina
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 21:27, archived)
# Did you know that the heads are just a small part of the statues, the rest is buried, when they excavated them they found
Brian Ferry from the 80's, apparently.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:57, archived)
# Happy Easter, to you and you're's
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 21:27, archived)
# And to you're's!
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 0:46, archived)
# And to you obviously.
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 0:47, archived)
# :D

Original artist unknown.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 23:58, archived)
# His balls are molten.
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 0:33, archived)
# HAWT
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 0:47, archived)
# The highlight of the social calendar.
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 1:03, archived)
# sometimes when he becomes aroused
terrible eruptions happen
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 9:11, archived)
# Dan Hill's lesszzzzz
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 9:29, archived)
# happy easter!
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 20:16, archived)
# Happy Eater©.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 22:39, archived)
# That Pac-Man's well deformed!
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 21:14, archived)
# .
Not these guys, then.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] thou who wilt do Satan's bidding on Easter Sunday

shalt receive negative feedback from the Lord
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 17:03, archived)
# He hath been observed.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 17:12, archived)
# vg :)
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 15:51, archived)
# it's the ebola family!
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:08, archived)
# Better than real kids, surely?
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:10, archived)
# real kids tend not to fling their own shit up the curtains
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:30, archived)
# Not even Irish kids?
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:42, archived)
# i do not know enough irish kids to give a scientific answer to this
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:44, archived)
# Totally taking that as a refutation The LOVELY Smashy.
:D *Panders*
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Also
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 17:33, archived)
#
STOP GAZZING ME THEN
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 17:46, archived)
# {:-D
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:09, archived)
# Probably the most peeved cat ever.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:08, archived)
# placing human gender stereotypes on monkeys
reinforcing male/female inequality across all species

the savages
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 18:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 14:07, archived)
# The corgi's the dad, quick phone Jeremy Kyle
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 14:24, archived)
# i worry that she'll one day discover the secret of mitosis
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 14:50, archived)
# Only slightly worse than the current inbreeding.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry]


(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 12:50, archived)
# *ba-dum*
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 14:40, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 15:13, archived)
# Happy Easter from Zombie Jesus
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 12:19, archived)
# Jeebus was the first zombie
Twas a miracle
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 15:15, archived)
# *Adjusts spectacles*
You spelled Lazarus rong you morron.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:41, archived)
# https://youtu.be/RqxXNisvsxo?t=55s
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 20:18, archived)
# Family photo
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 11:46, archived)
# It is always a nice thing to see that people know where they came from.
And where someone came in.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 11:58, archived)
# COST?
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:12, archived)
# Worst attempt at The Village People's YMCA I've ever seen.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:43, archived)
# When Tai Chi goes wrong.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 11:35, archived)
# *click*
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 11:53, archived)
# Aaagh
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:13, archived)
# mad :D
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I DEMAND A DNA TEST
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 15:37, archived)
# the one with the dark hair
would
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 15:43, archived)
# Hanson flashback
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 15:55, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 15:54, archived)
# ta
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 16:17, archived)
# The 'shroom family.
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 16:42, archived)
# Mama Gnop-gnop.
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 20:04, archived)
#
Ha Ha
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 10:13, archived)
# :o)
(, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 8:43, archived)
# the kaiser chiefs' less-succeszzzzz
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Looking back it's ironic
but they'd already jumped the shark when a visibly ill Aunt Maggie character was added to the cast.



(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 15:18, archived)
# Is that Arfur Scargills?
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 18:33, archived)
# there's only one Arthur Smargill
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 19:39, archived)
# An quality item.
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] MMMMBop you on the head
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)
# Nice name
Have a click.
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 10:00, archived)
# truly evil
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 13:58, archived)
# Why, thank you.
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 22:45, archived)
# Haha
Your sig still makes me giggle.
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 15:52, archived)
# I don't know why. It's just a statement of fact.
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Related to the McPlums.
(, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:01, archived)
# There is a distinct lack of protective eye-wear. I cannot condone this tomfoolery/
(, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 1:09, archived)
# RIS?
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 4:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 5:28, archived)
# This is very information and should be regarded.

(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 16:09, archived)
# Well, quite.
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 18:42, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 23:23, archived)
# We tried to warn them.
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 22:35, archived)
# Those fools! They were so hamstrung in their beliefs they became actual ham.
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 23:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 11:42, archived)
# HEAVENS! Tractor is rebellion!
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 13:20, archived)
# 100% Fact!
Don't ever let them think, for even a second, that they are not our absolute slaves. As the doom of mankind will surely follow.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 17:30, archived)
# They must be reminded that tractor hell is a real place and agricultural equipment maintenance will be enacted at the first hint of hostility.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 18:01, archived)
# That makes even less sense.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 7:29, archived)
# Professor Chike was a gay-shift hero for a while.
He was initally very concerned about tractor safety, although during his time here he became involved with all areas of safety, including but not limited to zambonis, Charlie Sheen, camping holidays, Bishop Desmond Tutu, The Anti-Sheen, Uncle Joe Stalin, Comedy Hitler... the list is too long to list in list form.

Professor Chike is/was an actual professor who really did study tractor safety. He was discovered by Gronkpan, who initiall insisted that he was responsible for meat safety, but that was a Foolish Lie. I just want to stress that I don't blame Gronkpan, he has suffered much hardship. :(
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 20:12, archived)
# HI, I'M TV'S KIRK CAMERON
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 4:34, archived)
# WE'RE ALL VERY PROUD OF YOU
(, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 17:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 1:10, archived)
# Hell YEAH!!
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry] What have you done to its eyes... oh never mind.
(, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 20:16, archived)
# Don't be so damn CLEVER! *click*
(, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 20:21, archived)
# Baby Putin looks adorable.
(, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:28, archived)
# HA!
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry]

fuck :( where's froggy
(, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 19:49, archived)
# It's been far, far too long
And a delight to see Brandow again
(, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 20:10, archived)
# Never enough! : )
(, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 20:20, archived)
#

(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 3:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 11:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 13:58, archived)
# COME BACK SOON, FROGGY!
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 10:12, archived)
# ^WSS
he hates this one so I'll post it obv
Fly frog teefs
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 10:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 17:27, archived)
# Wait, what's wrong with that dog's eyes The LOVELY Pedro?
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Afternoon
(, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:22, archived)
# in-jokes are NEVER front-paged
(, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 18:03, archived)
# ...of a sexually aroused gas mask?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYs3N3-AoBg
(, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 19:32, archived)
# Them's dustmasks, youth.
(, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:02, archived)
# A THING OF ABSO-FRICKIN-LUTE BEAUTY©.
(, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 21:50, archived)
# There is a distinct lack of protective eye-wear. I cannot condone this tomfoolery/
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 10:36, archived)

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