Cracking
And now I have to go away as my computer has suddenly become dusty.
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Tue 6 Jun 2017, 6:58,
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ta, he's not been accidently been left on the naughty step has he?
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:13,
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i am not fond of jack russels
yappy little bastards with evil tempers
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:02,
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alas
they were more ambitious than expected. I'm crateless. Perhaps I'll retire to something heavy metal.
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 17:38,
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Suppose that means you don't have a naughty step either
No wonder you're misbehaving. Keep it up!
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 17:41,
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It would require the termites to feel illness projected by the protagonist or some shit.
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:17,
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In this case, it's the house suffering the illness
but then, if I've ruined the joke . . . :(
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 17:03,
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Tekken 7 is out, but I can't afford it so have had to make do with drawing it
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:16,
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congrats on the upcoming offspring
get all the sleep you can before it arrives!
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:13,
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Thanks! Can't wait to meet her :)
Only got 12 weeks of DIY to cram into a month \o/ no sleep forever!
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:46,
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hahahahaha
whatever you do, don't buy stuff for her with the name you've picked on it, there's a damn good chance that when she's born, you and your lady wife will take one look at her and decide a different name suits her better!
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:01,
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At the moment we only have one name we agree on.
Wife is Indian, but for some reason she wasn't impressed when I suggested a hindi name. So she's not getting called Kunti :(
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:06,
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hahaha
when it comes to hindi names, i've always thought Lal was rather sweet
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:15,
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At the moment she's getting an Irish first name that means "little dark one"
If she comes out as pale as me we'll have to rethink it
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:25,
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I have been sworn to secrecy by a superstitious wife :)
It's not Guinness though.
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:39,
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:D that's crackin'
I dunt know who thee are n' I dunt know whot thee want. But when I find thee, thy'll get a reet thick ear and i'll tell ya mam!
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:04,
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Love it! Now below, sample clip Using Steady-CAMel
or steadier,a bit
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Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:54,
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the ring needs to go right down to the shoulders to win the prize
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:55,
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the four kkk members standing behind them showing off this year's look
it's more colour than plain white to show diversity and tolerance
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:59,
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Ahh but!
You're forgetting the upside!
This last attack can now be used as a justification for armed police throughout the land, We can be more like America now and shoot people for not yielding, reaching for a phone in their pocket or "looking suspicious".
I'm not saying all cops are bad and will be trigger happy, but there are some right zealous cunts in uniform that will love the "power" of a gun.
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:17,
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This last attack can now be used as a justification for armed police throughout the land, We can be more like America now and shoot people for not yielding, reaching for a phone in their pocket or "looking suspicious".
I'm not saying all cops are bad and will be trigger happy, but there are some right zealous cunts in uniform that will love the "power" of a gun.
I thought she was using it as justification to read all your facebook messages and to stop google linking to porn?
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:19,
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They've been doing this for 15years.....hasn't worked.
It's justification for internment. As was used in Northern Ireland for 4 years from 1971 which resulted in peace 22 years later
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Demetrius
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:55,
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Demetrius
Which might explain why Tarique Ghuffar suggested something very similar only last week?
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:02,
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But she downgraded the threat level.........
Clearly a politically motivated decision, because of the polls.
Why is she still in a job? It's criminal - she should be locked up.
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:19,
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Why is she still in a job? It's criminal - she should be locked up.
You know what would be funny?
Her getting the explosive shits on live telly
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:23,
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True Blues would find a way to justify it as a bold, strong and stable bowel movement
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:58,
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I wonder if the country would be safer if her party hadn't laid off hundreds of emergency workers
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:28,
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Who's worse than the Saudis? I'll ask a Saudi.
Last one on this theme. In fairness, most past PM's have happily traded with barbaric medieval terrorist promoting tyrants.
Sorry for the boring politics. Will return to cute kittens and spunking cocks, but perhaps not in the same image.
Or maybe they will be. Hmm.
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:55,
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Last one on this theme. In fairness, most past PM's have happily traded with barbaric medieval terrorist promoting tyrants.
Sorry for the boring politics. Will return to cute kittens and spunking cocks, but perhaps not in the same image.
Or maybe they will be. Hmm.
Reminds me
of that time Cameron went to a Saudi prince's funeral right after marching in France for freedom of speech following the Charlie Hebdo attack. All with God on his side.
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:17,
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It's cold and flinging rain,
So I bring you cringing pain.
From more I will refrain,
Till I do it once again.
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 4:45,
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So I bring you cringing pain.
From more I will refrain,
Till I do it once again.
I hate you for having this idea before I did
Not really, that's splendid!
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 4:42,
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apologies for having similar idea for that logo
it seems a natural.
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:56,
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yes, but notice I've removed anything which made it personal.
It wouldn't have been fair of me to leave it.
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:48,
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Good lad.....
When do I get my belongings back? I've lost track now.... either hand will do!
Plus.... that's a composite of two photies, the face is from another pic! Hahaha
So $1.99 for every use! ;)
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:39,
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Plus.... that's a composite of two photies, the face is from another pic! Hahaha
So $1.99 for every use! ;)
I regret to admit that
belongings have been auctioned to offset the cost of assembling the image in the first place.
I'll be happy to send you the very next loose brain I encounter OR a valuable gift certificate redeemable at Turds R Us.
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Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:02,
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I'll be happy to send you the very next loose brain I encounter OR a valuable gift certificate redeemable at Turds R Us.
It's not you
delays in everything....some page not found, etc.
Edit: Since you and I are in a different continent from b3ta, I wonder if it's an issue with our ISPs.
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Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:14,
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Edit: Since you and I are in a different continent from b3ta, I wonder if it's an issue with our ISPs.
not just you
we're popular again and the servers are struggling
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Sun 4 Jun 2017, 20:08,
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My fault
I posted a huge jiff on links this morning and ever since it's been buggered.
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Sun 4 Jun 2017, 22:04,
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Proof that Muhammed actually exists. . .
. . . given how fond he was of spurting DNA into goats.
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Mon 5 Jun 2017, 7:25,
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