...

(bored at college, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:11, archived)

What's that coming from his arse?

( Banana, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:12, archived)

COCK OF FIRE!
.
( GR33DY, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:13, archived)

That's a cock?

( Banana, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:14, archived)

Could be, could be.
I ain't sayin' no more, knowhatimean?

Edit: No? Me neither.
( GR33DY, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:15, archived)

you got a lot to learn
girl
( adverse_camber, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:16, archived)

going in
or coming out? Odd odd odd odd odd odd
( dr_and_quinch, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:14, archived)

I've just been to the pub for the usual Friday session
and my boss was there too!

I couldn't believe it. I was expecting a shark to leap out of my pint in response to a helicopter flying through the window.

never happened though
( gingerbenji is only ginger in the embarrassing regions, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:17, archived)

my cat smokes spliffs

( barkingstars, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:11, archived)

It truly is
the most powerful ring...


And it helps break the ice at parties
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:10, archived)

hey hey
I love that dolphin.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:19, archived)

you
said that on porpoise.
(Jim Pooley, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:33, archived)

That is particularly fab
by the way.
( Banana, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:20, archived)

because I hate her
SO much


(JBoom, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:09, archived)

aye
she is a fucking muppet
uurrgh

like all r & b people. can't stand them
( Darkedge, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:13, archived)

Missy Elliot "r and b"
Cretinous oaf.
( dr_and_quinch, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:31, archived)

heh.
If you've got a big elephant, well let me search it...
Cos I've gotta know how hard I gotta work it...

Dumb hag. which incidentally is one of my favourite insults, having been first uttered by my best mate to my boss's wife. I just about kept my job.
( stup0t, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:13, archived)

That deserves a woo yay
and not just cos of your landlord status.
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:13, archived)

hello jeeves
glad to see you are ignoring your boss ;) b3ta-tastic, yay !

nice name btw, maybe i should be arsed to think of one meself.....
(JBoom, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:17, archived)

How about: St. Jboom, patron saint of my mum's crap in bed
:)
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:21, archived)

You forgot to include
sarah cox kissing her arse.
( Craymen, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:28, archived)

i like her
i do
( isthisyou?, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:49, archived)

bigger
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:09, archived)

you're
sick in the head.
( Banana, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:11, archived)

yes...
.. and?
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:13, archived)

Oooh
I think I've got it. Is it Jagger crushes a pair of cormorants?

Say what you see...
(bomba, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:23, archived)

tosser

( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:27, archived)

OI!
Chu' lookin at

( Smokey McPot, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:08, archived)

I do believe that is a variation
on a very old pic my son. YOU'RE NICKED. Sic im Rover.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:10, archived)

Honest Guvnor!!
I made it meself...
( Smokey McPot, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:11, archived)

Hey,
you didn't swear that time.
( GR33DY, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:12, archived)

so fucking what?

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:22, archived)

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost

( stouffer, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:10, archived)

double wee-post

( curry monster, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:19, archived)

alternative caption
did you see that bloke? He just pissed blood!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:20, archived)

Sally likes nothing more..
Than to toke on a big fat bifta..



... She also eats us out of house and home..
(Jamsie, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:05, archived)

Woo Yay!
.
( sick_boy, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:06, archived)

superb...
does she fuck off to the 24 hour garage for crisps and chocolate?
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:07, archived)

a chocolate
retriever.
Excellent
( Pootle, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:11, archived)

The Poodles entertain the Yorkies:

( sick_boy, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:02, archived)

I wrote a
perl/cgi voting script for the board to vote for the weekly challenge, but it was ugly and didn't work... I think I suck at this computer thing.

just thought I'd let you know.
( packetslut, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:01, archived)

computers are rubbish
i like the way we vote with letters :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:03, archived)

the challenge is
judged by a different boarder each week, you know?
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:04, archived)

The script...
was supposed to be one that lets the b3tans vote for the following weeks challenge... instead of filling a thread with 'A's 'B's and 'C's (which must be difficult for the challenge-assigner to wade through), it was going to be a clicky-for-votee thing, with a nice bar-graph showing which idea was in the lead... but, as I said... I suck too much to get it to work.

I should probably find another career
( packetslut, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:07, archived)

thats a great idea
if you need an expert to fit it, then don't ask me. However I've been known to jiggery poke some Perl and could prolly help ya fix it up to something rather smashing....

that is, if it'll get used.
(JBoom, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:06, archived)

Oh well... never mind...
I'm happy coz MY SITE IS IN THE NEWSLETTER!

WOOOO! /me runs around like happy loon
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:06, archived)

hehe
your site will die ;)
and you'll be frantically trying to fix it with sellotape!
hehehehehwhehehe
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:08, archived)

I'm happy 'cos
I was runner-up in the challenge I picked!

*chases Lumpbucket around like a happy loon*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:08, archived)

I liked yours...
if you hadn't done it, someone else probably would have!
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:09, archived)

what are you saying?
are you saying I'm unoriginal?
do you want a fucking fight or something?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:16, archived)

good newsletter, innit?
I like the cliff thing.

Must find some sellotape challenges for you.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:09, archived)

heh
perl? cgi? this is 2002 you know!
( munkt0n, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:09, archived)

hehehe
yeah but it still rox :)

and .NET/ASP are M$, Java is a slow memory hungry beast and PHP is just...ermm....PHP....(can't think of anything for that one!)

Yay Perl !!!
(JBoom, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:12, archived)

The correct description is
"PHP is fucking brilliant, and that Rasmus bloke who invented it is a top geezer", I think you'll find.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:14, archived)

ASP?
Alternative Sexual Practices?
you disgust me!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:16, archived)

yeah
you should be using recyclable .rxi sidefiles with quadrated underproxy.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:15, archived)

forgive my apparent web-interface involispazzing...
but I've not had anything to do with making user interfaces for like, four years now... when I was doing this, perl/cgi was 'it';
( packetslut, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:24, archived)

anyone want to play a game with me?
its called numbers. basically, i say a number, then some one else says one, and depending on what it is, one of you wins. easy right? i will start.

5
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:56, archived)

i

( stouffer, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:57, archived)

Farenheight

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:58, archived)

norks

( stouffer, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:01, archived)

fahrenheit... tsk

( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:01, archived)

Well spoted,
you win...erm...*searches desk* this sweet wrapper!

*rustle rustle*

It a Toffee Penny!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:03, archived)

spoted?
thanks - better than a toffee Lemmy
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:06, archived)

Bugger,
I hate typing.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:11, archived)

5

Oh Bugger it !

/P.
(philster_d, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:17, archived)

erm
8?
( huggybear, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:58, archived)

12
no, 6.


6, definitely.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:58, archived)

should've stuck with 12
you'd have had that one in the bag
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:01, archived)

nuts!
and drat.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:01, archived)

good call
i will respond with

26
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:58, archived)

Er...
... Mornington Crescent
( wonko the sane, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:00, archived)

Good answer,
that man.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:01, archived)

I thought he
was in spoon!

Oh well.
( dr_and_quinch, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:06, archived)

Spoon ?
Ah, I see your mistake.
We're playing by the Marquis of Croydon rules, today.
No spoon, and a free go for interchanges on the Jubilee line.
( wonko the sane, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:10, archived)

you side-stepped my 6
so have a motherfuckin' 19, you git.


:)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:00, archived)

nineteen beats six
but doesnt come close to my almighty 26
sorry
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:02, archived)

I must admit
the 26 was quite a blow.

I recall my previous numbers and lay down my trumpcard: Eleventeen.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:03, archived)

oooh
good one.

ummmm....49

ha! stick that in your pipe and /smoke
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:04, archived)

I can't beat that
I'll have to burn one of my rubbish numbers.

84.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:10, archived)

close. but my 49 beats that
good game. fancy another?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:14, archived)

I'm pretty spent.
Oh go on then.

23 - the "moonmuncher"
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:16, archived)

easy peasy
i'll just go back to five.

i've made it easy for you.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:17, archived)

Ha - you think I'm going to just fall for the old "Shepherd's Whisker" routine?
Think again.

7.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:24, archived)

dont talk like you know how to play
as far as your concerned, you are a mere understudy to me, the great inventor of this game. for your insolence, take this

627
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:27, archived)

in that case
?‡
( the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:06, archived)

thats a technical foul
early bath for you mate
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:08, archived)

A pathetic attempt
Have some of this: "lots"
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:11, archived)

I've been counting up to, and past, eleventeen
since I was 3 years old sonny Jim. Wash that League of Gentlemen foulness out of your mouth with soapy titwank.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:26, archived)

To add complexity
(2i+3)
( wonko the sane, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:58, archived)

imaginary numbers
aren't real.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:03, archived)

actually ...
I think you'll find that was a complex number ;-P
(mr pedant, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:09, archived)

that's not a number
you beppo!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:04, archived)

Okay
Ermmmm... Infinity !!!

Beat that you pedantic fuckers
( wonko the sane, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:14, archived)

infinity to the power of infinity
considered larger in mathematical circles. But then you can have 2x infinity in maffs so what does that tell you?
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:26, archived)

Imaginary numbers eh?
I see your '2i+3' and raise you a tanh(pi - sqrt(2)i +4)
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:04, archived)

Poot
/sliderule
( wonko the sane, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:13, archived)

x

( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:58, archived)

tried to wait for someone else to do it 1st but....
curiosity got the better of the weasel

4
(cheekyweasel I did a sick in your shoes, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:58, archived)

no,
youve lost with that one

sorry.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:59, archived)

4 is the number of death
in Japan.

FACTICLE.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:02, archived)

that may be so, but in my game
5 beats four.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:04, archived)

but why?
'cos it's lower than 5?

Tell me now or I'll hit you
(cheekyweasel I did a sick in your shoes, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:03, archived)

nope
just five beats four, 26 pisses all over 6, but eleven is nearly indestructible
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:05, archived)

*thwack!*
too late..

is it bleeding?
(cheekyweasel I did a sick in your shoes, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:07, archived)

ow
that hurt you big twonk!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:09, archived)

If symptoms persist...
...seek medical attention
( wonko the sane, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:16, archived)

because one pronunciation
of 4, "shi", is also the word for death.
That's why they came up with "yon" as an alternative. 4 is a pretty bad-luck number in Japan, like we have 13 (which incidentally, in oldern times, was pronounced "cuntflap").
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:08, archived)

in my game
13 is wild, and when used, the player must forfeit all pants.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:09, archived)

Are aces high or low?

( grifftinfoilhat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:10, archived)

Aces are blue
and smell of Castrol GTX.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:11, archived)

only in the alabama version
aces aren't in this one
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:12, archived)

Ok.
In my hand I have 12, 6, G, Red and some sort of Egg. Does this count as a royal rumble or do I have to wait until 13 crops up from somewhere?
( grifftinfoilhat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:14, archived)

no
but if you were in new south wales (where the rules incorporate letters) and that G was an S, you would have whats known as a David Letterman. they are so rare, they are sold in games to each other.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:16, archived)

Ah.
I'm in old south wales. I think I'd better throw all my chips in the spitoon and draw a new batch.
( grifftinfoilhat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:20, archived)

Oh dear
I laffed like a fool for 20 mins at that conversation
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:53, archived)

Betsy the little St. Bernard, favoured the natural look
with just a little lippy. As such she thought Daisy Dog was the ultimate in Whore-dog.

But although she didn't want to admit it she had begun to envy kitty's longer looking no-clump lashes.
( Banana, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:56, archived)

sexy
beasts
( dr_and_quinch, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:00, archived)

that made me chuckle
quite a lot

/*disappears back into void in cloud of own gas*/
(hazey, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:02, archived)

Your own gas?
Garlic beans last night for tea mayhap?
( Banana, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:03, archived)

moses no.
always gassy. im not meant to be about but that one made me laugh and no one said anything so i felt obliged to say 'i like', even though it broke my rules :)
(hazey, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:09, archived)

Thank you very much
you kind man!
( Banana, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:13, archived)

woo!
you popped in, please please please come to the chrimbo bash!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:31, archived)

He spends all day surfing hard core porn and wanking...


edit - public health warning - do not do a Google image search for "dogs fucking". Mostly only one participant is a dog. I was shocked.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:56, archived)

yeah you were shocked - sure, animal farm guy

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:59, archived)

I wonder how many
of you have now searched!
( Banana, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:00, archived)

(that was my hope in posting that...)
I have flooded the offices of britain with dogs fucking porn actresses from behind. Woo!
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:05, archived)

and you call yourself a saint? Quick somebody defrock this man.
Rover - sic him.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:08, archived)

oops.
better get back to work.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:10, archived)

My first picture


There was a caption, but it was pants.
Still, they always say the first one is the hardest.
At least, that's what the doctor told me.
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:55, archived)

You really shouldn't post
unedited pictures on this messageboard you know.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:56, archived)

hehe
that's excellent.
good wok!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:56, archived)

Aww shucks
You're too kind. I had a really good idea involving a Japanese lady, a polite robot and George Bush's head, but got confused by Photoshop so I decided to stick with the Bushinator.
Maybe next week...
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:05, archived)

HEY YOU GUYS
sloth luv chunk
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:57, archived)

youuuuuuuuu
guuuuuuuuuuys!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:58, archived)

baaaby ruth!

( Dr Drink, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:02, archived)

it's amazing how
cultured some places are

( huggybear, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:49, archived)

It's very much like that
down here in Dorset old chap

(I have an idea involving an animated Kinder Surprise Egg and some hideous stuff, but I can't bring myself to do it)
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:50, archived)

yes, i think
the sign is in Lower Pisspot, Dorset.
( huggybear, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:57, archived)

If you hade ever been to Dorset
You would know that all names are double-barrelled, includng place names. Therefore I think you will find that it is in fact in the City of Little Lower Pisspot-Humpingdon. It was founded by my father after the war you know. And it's not near Shitterton either.
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:00, archived)

is that near
fucky-stickington?
( huggybear, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:08, archived)

Shitterton's
a street in Bere Regis not a town...

/dorchester pedant
( adverse_camber, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:14, archived)

Cheap as...


...Chimps.
( Wurzel Have a banana!, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:42, archived)

Is it
safe to come out now?
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:47, archived)

I never guessed you were
gay
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:53, archived)

I wish I were
Chinese.....wouldn't have to tell the parents then. etc...
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:55, archived)

He won't admit it
but as soon as I'm out the door, the dog buggers off down the Fox & Hound ...


( wonko the sane, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:41, archived)

yay
for the doggy pub.
( stouffer, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:05, archived)

Hello
Does The Unknown Anorak still reside here?

If so, I would like to tell him that I am moving to Bristol, and to say hello. Hope there are no hard feelings.
(spankie, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:40, archived)

and if Eliza Doolittle still lives here
can I just say sorry for fucking your badger up the arse.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:41, archived)

If that girl who let me wank on her tits is here i'd just like to say
thanks to all the fans, my producer and writer and of course my faithful toy poodle er, "Jimmy" who, if he had not been here, none of this would've ever happened and we'd all be sucked into some kind of interdimensional loop and shit, y'know? That happened to me once, i ended up in hitler's bedpan. He was like "dude" and i was like "yeah, whatever".
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:46, archived)

And if Dr D's here
YOU LIED. NOW DO SOME WORK
goddam addicts
(Singing Defective, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:50, archived)

I just replied
but it fell off the page.
I haven't been TOO bad today.
( Dr Drink, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:51, archived)

I never
got your arse
not that I'm aware of anyway
I like that:
Please sir I haven't been that bad today
after 15 posts and watching a kylie vid
;)
(Singing Defective, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:55, archived)

stalker!
what time did I get into work this morning? :-)
( Dr Drink, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:57, archived)

Dunno I just got in :p
;)
(Singing Defective, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:04, archived)

I know that
Carrie doesn't live here anymore, she had the room on the second floor.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:48, archived)

I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
yes, i think you've seen me before.
If you hear something late at night,
some kind of trouble, some kind of fight,
just don't ask me what it was...
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:50, archived)

Just knock three times
on the ceiling if you want me.
Twice on the pipe *donk donk* if the answer is no.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:52, archived)

Yay for Bristol
Home of the strange.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:48, archived)

I thought that was
Eerie, Indiana.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:50, archived)

as a local
I can indeed confirm, Bristle is most definately more Eerie than that bloke with the hat and the bullwhip.
( LP, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:51, archived)

Bristol is too big to
be eerie.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:52, archived)

I'm to
handsome to be homeless.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:53, archived)

It's too
orangey for crows!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:54, archived)

Its
Witchcraft, witchy witchcraft.
Even though I know its strictly taboooooo.
When you arouse the need in me,
my heart says yes indeed to me.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:56, archived)

my heart says yes indeed and we
proceed to what you're leading me toooo...

It's such an ancient pitch
But one I'd never switch
'Cos there's no nicer witch
Than moo.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:07, archived)

I love that song.
Care to dance?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:12, archived)

I am also from the Bristol area
Just outside in fact, so I can peer in and laugh occasionally at the madness.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:54, archived)

Silly
everyone knows Eerie is in Indiana
( Samsonite, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:01, archived)

haha
*remebers silly little programme*
( Dr Drink, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:52, archived)

yaaay for briiistoollls !
(old mr steptoe voice)
(pikey, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:54, archived)

Malcom was always excited

When it came time for the turtle to pop out his head....

;)
/Philster.
(philster_d, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:38, archived)