afternoon all and sundry...
havent been on much lately. how is everybody? and how ace are triple cd sets of wrestling themes?
(Rockbus, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:05, archived)

well
I'm officially the saddest woman ever.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:06, archived)

what's up
kitty cat?
( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:07, archived)

why is that my love?
and what in the blue hell has happened to your name?
(Rockbus, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:07, archived)

l00k
d0wn!
5h3'5 a b1g p0573r 0n b3ta. The biggest!
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:09, archived)

tH@t n@/\/\3 i$ 1337
duh! :p
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:09, archived)

I'm the highest poster on the whole site.
I am you know. I've decided to give in and accept my inner geek/gimp/anorak/l33t m4s†3r or whatever.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:09, archived)

What does that
make me?
Your bitch?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)

first is everything...

[edit] obviously missed the ";)"
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:12, archived)

ask any poster, any REAL poster
it doesnt matter if you win by one post or a thousand
winning is winning

[edit] dont sniff, im 88th :( but climbing fast... DPK! Im after your crown!
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:13, archived)

*sniff*
just cos i'm only 66th doesn't mean you can pick on me

*sobs*
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:15, archived)

nwe_matt's a
neeeeeewwwwwbie... ahahahahahahah.

cough.
ahem
/relurk
( pep, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:17, archived)

i don't know what the little icon thingy is
but i'm sticking my tongue out, waggling my hands by my ears and going "nyerrr"
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:19, archived)

Its a christmas tree
Neeewwwwwwwbie.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:19, archived)

no you fool
the emoticon thingy. i *know* it's a christmas tree, durr ;)
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:21, archived)

Eh?
What are you wittering on about man, pull yourself together for goodness sake.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:22, archived)

unnnhhh, duh
new_matt's not as good as the old matt - we loved him.
New fangled Matt's don't know anything
( pep, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:22, archived)

And
he smells.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:23, archived)

he should go back
where he came from ***b***h
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:25, archived)

you want to be careful
there's a secret underground faction of us. we're watching you. we know where you live.
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)

*collapses in a sobbing heap*
i hate you all! it's not fair! i want my mummy!
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:25, archived)

nooooooooooo!
we were only kidding. We love you new_matt, for you are lovely.
( pep, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)

Now he's down
lets kick him!

*kick, kickickity kick,kick*
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)

Don't cry!
I think you're lovely ;0)
( Wifey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)

No!
Kick him!!

*even more kicks*



I am, of course, joking.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:30, archived)

You're joking?
I thought you were actually kicking him for real.
/sarcasm
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

You're still
smarting over that liar comment aren't you. :)
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

hehe
hehe
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)

and that's not what you said
last time ;)
( pep, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

Shhhh you!
I'm pretending to be nice today..
( Wifey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)

You've stuffed
yourself right up there though.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:40, archived)

No,
but I can.

Nermy nermy ner ner, I post more than you, you scummer!!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:17, archived)

haha
1st the worse,
23rd the best.
remember that song?
no neither do i
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:19, archived)

1st the worst
second the best
3rd the dirty something or other...
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

Sweet mama o' de lorr'!
I'm 17th! And I've had a break from b3ta recently!
( bigdave, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:21, archived)

You're
almost 1000 users newer than me too! Bloody hell...
( bob dinosaur, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:23, archived)

Scary
Isn't it?
( bigdave, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)

I also do quite nicely on the
evening/night time stats.

At least the last signs of Human Descent are still noticed. Gone but not forgotten.
( bigdave, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)

you're the first
loser bovine ;)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:13, archived)

uh, I don't know.
Do you want to be my bitch?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:16, archived)

Can we change this conversation
its bordering on the worrying.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:18, archived)

No
You just hate your job most, and have the most oblivious bosses..
( Wifey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:09, archived)

may I go off at a tangent?
Anyone know if the Jorene Celeste pub allows children? (well, more specifically, babies?) We wanna come to the xmas bash on Thursday but haven't got a babysitter. We wouldn't be staying more than an hour I suppose. *sigh* it would just be nice to be real people for a little while, not mummy and daddy... it's not much to ask is it?

Eek! Strange beturbanned bearded bloke just came to the door trying to read my palm! It's bloody freezing out too!!
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)

well, it'll keep his ears warm at least...

( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:13, archived)

my
feet got cold though, it's an icy wind out there!
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)

it shouldn't be a problem
but bear in mind that it'll be loud and smokey - probably not the ideal conditions for young folk. WIFEY! can you answer this?
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:13, archived)

She's been
to the Ruskin Arms on their Iron Maiden day, she can handle it ;o)
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:17, archived)

cool
a rock baby.
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)

Only if
the babe has had all it's jabs. It's not the cleanest pub in the world...
I don't think they can complain as it's a private party upstairs.
( Wifey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:15, archived)

She had the last one
a week last Friday. She should be fine. We don't really go with the whole sterile thingy. She's breastfed, that's enough.
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:19, archived)

Go for it then
I find when we go out the baby is chilled out, but the older one gets all freaked out and complains..
We shan't be bringing our chickenpox ridden family..
( Wifey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:23, archived)

I really
think we should organise a b3ta-kids thingy...
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)

We talked about a trip
to the Zoo once. We should do that.
( Wifey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:30, archived)

the zoo?
perhaps the kids could see some real animals.
"Mum, where's the panda's skateboard?"
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)

yes
with a clown for the young 'uns and maybe a Swing Band playing the hits of Glen Miller for the parents to reminisce to.

*ducks and covers*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

Oi! Watch it!
It's Mr Glen Millar to you young'uns.
( Wifey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)

I'm scared
We're sending our troops out to the gulf according to the bbc.

But judging by this american chap

its only going to be the *very* special forces.
( Equus is hunting jobs, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:03, archived)

he obviously isnt a natural American soldier
so he's just trying to get the hang of this 'shooting his own side' malarky that the septics seem so very fond of
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:05, archived)

no, these are the "very special" forces
very special indeed
(rnuk -, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:09, archived)

STOP PANDATIME

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:58, archived)

strangely
disturbing
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:59, archived)

kiss my bad self
.
(rnuk -, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:00, archived)

heheh
lovely
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)

He's
kung foo fighting.

yay!
( wireless, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:21, archived)

SCNR#2

( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:56, archived)

hehehe
hehehehe
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:58, archived)

i hate the mockney git
so have my new woo...

( bounder_of_adventure not here that often, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:03, archived)

it's the belming planet of the apes chimp!
"Cornelius!"
( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:05, archived)

that's one of my nicknames that is....
abrv. corn
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:08, archived)

your nickname is
belming planet of the apes chimp? that's excellent!
( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)

you forgot...
"It's the"...
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:14, archived)

nah that's
gotta be my nickname

& i'm regretting the color pallete selection more & more
( bounder_of_adventure not here that often, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:19, archived)

are you belming sir?
very nice
( pep, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:05, archived)

you might think you spend too much time here
and here's the proof:

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/
.
( buttercup, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:53, archived)

Me and Dr Phil!
What a team!

It was so bad.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:55, archived)

just gone over the 4000 mark
jeepers.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:56, archived)

I'm on an official B3ta page thing
....a bit odd really.
EDIT: Christ, that's a years worth of stats.... and i've only been here 5 months.
( Dr Drink, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:02, archived)

Yep
it's a similar situation for me as well..
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:06, archived)

dammit
I've actually got worse since I saw the previous version of that...

[edit] who's that blank person at the bottom?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:57, archived)

Its scary,
isnt it.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:59, archived)

It's Fnords
equal amount of posts in all 4 sections of the day that worries me.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:00, archived)

Hey
we can bolster each other's self esteem. We both have sexual partners and a healthy group of real friends - we just have shitty jobs. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:00, archived)

Yeah,
yeah thats right, its all the other who are sad.
Right I'm off for coffee and a weep.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:00, archived)

what is your
job?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:03, archived)

job?
At the moment I'm a PA.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:07, archived)

do you shout
very loudly?
and look like this?
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:09, archived)

depends
if they ask me to do any work or not.

oopsie, Boss. bye all!
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)

blimey!
i can't believe i've made it into the 30 most active users! ha haaa haa!!

edit: 29 most active users!
( freshlegs, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:17, archived)

bah
I don't even register. Must try harder.
( PeterSeychelles, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:55, archived)

Well
Im not there.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:56, archived)

quality
he he
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:56, archived)

Good lord
how scary.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:56, archived)

holy freaking statistics batman...
Lumpy's random quote: "/me jumps up and down on your scrotum"

har har har - shite, i'm in the most sad bastard list with heaps of posts.

sniggers at dr phil :)
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:56, archived)

Raaaaaaaaaaar!
I rock enough to be in the chart, but not sad enough to be in the top ten. Go me :)
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:00, archived)

hee hee
hear us roar :)

Note to self. Write script that posts random messages 10000 times a day. With swearing.
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:01, archived)

I'm number
50, and losing ground on most of those ahead of me!
( bob dinosaur, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:12, archived)

Even I've
posted more than you, you slacker.
( Amerella, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:23, archived)

Well
you've been around longer...
( bob dinosaur, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)

Nice MIS
You use Crystal or some other top service?
( Choice, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:56, archived)

you're speaking
but i'm not understanding?

MIS? Crystal? Are those drugs?
( buttercup, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:59, archived)

he wants to know what you use to genny the stats...
I'd say pictures and numbers. Sounds about right.

mmmm crystal meth.
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:02, archived)

Cheers for the translation
but you are wrong Stella is the only way to fly - unless they have Star!
( Choice, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:05, archived)

ahhhhhh
they are created by my own fair hand.
( buttercup, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:05, archived)

and very well done too might I say..
At least you get to make interesting stats. I get to make ones that say
"Band most searched for on HMV" which to be frank, is pish.
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:07, archived)

I get who is the least worthy - coupled with
most likely to be sacked - as long as the stats are correct - it makes people frequently buy me beer :)
( Choice, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:09, archived)

and what purty hands they are, i'm sure
Could I ask a favour? There seems to be another user registered wiith the name Spoon, which means if i temporarily change my name I can't change it back again. Any chance of, ahem, deleting the other Spoon?
brown paper envelope and used notes
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:08, archived)

oooh
that's very odd

you're better off convincing them to change their name, and/or asking them how they did it...
( buttercup, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:15, archived)

i don't think i've ever seen them post
i just know that if i change my name, i can't change it back. last time i had to ask a grown-up* to do it for me

(edit)i think it happened before you put in the code to stop people having the same username

*pep
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:17, archived)

How about a posts per
day list, and maybe a posts per day in the last 90 days to get people who are currently most active?
( bob dinosaur, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:17, archived)

once again
poor little me is overlooked

its because my photoshops are shit isnt it? its because i cant spell words like rythym and deoxibisenucliec acid isnt it?

well i cant help that children.
(rnuk -, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:58, archived)

that's
deoxyribo(se)nucleic acid.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:08, archived)

woo
who is this faceless No.30 though?
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:58, archived)

number 30 is
people who haven't logged in, all together
( buttercup, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:00, archived)

Ahhh
I found his profile the other day..
(Edit) it's here he's had stacks of front-pagers. Bastard.
( Wifey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:04, archived)

you mean that us in the top 29 have
posted more messages than everyone else in the world?
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:06, archived)

scarily
yes
( buttercup, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)

right
i'm going to make sure i post 2000 posts a day from now until christmas...

[edit] mind you, top 70's not bad.
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:58, archived)

turn back now!
before it's too late!!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:05, archived)

no! i must make the top 30!

( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)

Hey Matt
did you not like your little animated pint grabbing thingy?
( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:16, archived)

yes, thank you
i saw it while i was spazzing at lunchtime (busy today), i like the faux-parkinson's effect!
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:20, archived)

I decided not to add the
Belm effect :)
( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:22, archived)

thanks
i've lifted it lock & stock for my profile. let's see fecking lycos take that. bastards.
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)

it doesn't seem to work
You can post it from my NTL account if you like



edit - ooh it is working now, ignore me
( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:39, archived)

Just reply
to everything.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:17, archived)

like
this
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:19, archived)

ok
i will
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:20, archived)

like
this?
( bob dinosaur, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:21, archived)

eh?
.
( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:22, archived)

yes
.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)

Yay
A cocophony of random statage. Excellent.

Mr Rune, not long and I will over-take you into 19th place !
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:59, archived)

wow!
very cool stats.
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:59, archived)

ooh!
pretty
( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:59, archived)

Mein Gott!
Fnord features in the top 10 for three quarters of the day!
Does the man never sleep?
I wonder how far down the list he is for 6-12...
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:01, archived)

I was
thinking that too...
( bob dinosaur, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:25, archived)

wooo
now get back to work the lot of you

(edit) heh, I'm about to overtake cthonic and crab_bloke
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:02, archived)

Oooh!
Nice. Looks like some IRC stats...
juslikethat
( fuzzbucket, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:07, archived)

IRC stats?
do they have categories like 'most ignorant elitist twat'?
( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:08, archived)

Something like
that... So got kickbanned a lot did you? ;o)
( fuzzbucket, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:14, archived)

yupyup
the layout is taken from mircstats. i think it says that in the source somewhere.

though obviously i didn't *use* mircstats.
( buttercup, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)

Ah, yes.
I see now... Good work!
( fuzzbucket, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:15, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOO!
that is skill!

and im well chuffed i made it on to there in some capacity...
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:09, archived)

Woo I am number 45!
go me - does crazy stirring big pot dance :)
( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)

we should get flibz to create
a b3tan board members top trump game.
no of days registered
posts
etc.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)

good plan
that man
( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:16, archived)

Some ideas for extra stats in future reports:
* People with most frontpagers
* Top post/frontpage ratio for those with over, say, 100 posts
* Top catchphrase users (ie those who posted "I cant fucking hummus", "mind piss", "cuntymints", and "stupid bathroom" the most.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:17, archived)

top frontpagers
would make this board too competetive.
people can't play scrabble on this board without arguing.
/ooooh bitchyrantypops!
edit: catchphrasing would be cool. i.e. who is top wooer :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:21, archived)

whose woo yay
got the most woo yays in response?
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:23, archived)

im talking gibberish ignore me :)
:)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)

are you accusing me
of NOT talking gibberish?
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)

while we're at it
an archive of frontpagers would be nice..
( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:22, archived)

i think Slim would probably win the first two...
the amount of frontpagers that man's had is just downright immature.
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:22, archived)

I don't think anyone
comes close to Monkeon on Front Page glory - 159!
( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)

holy fuckeroo

( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)

blimey charley!
immaturity gone mad there!
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:42, archived)

It's proof
of what everyone knew already.

Fnord never sleeps.
( wireless, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)

Well, after today, due to a new job, I'll be occasionally lurking
and not posting nearly as much as I have been doing...
I'd like to thank you all for keeping me amused for 210 days, 2249 posts, and 23 front pages :)
Hope you all have wonderful christmasses, and splendid new years :)
I'll try and pop back when I can, but for now, I shall leave you with my last image of the year...

It's been emotional people...
( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:51, archived)

bye bloid
you can never leave...
( PeterSeychelles, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:53, archived)

Goodbye
and good luck my friend.

We'll meet again,
don't know where, don't know when,
But I know we'll meet again some sunny daaaayyy!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:53, archived)

noooooooooo
don't leave.......who will fill your shoes?
I suppose we could get a tramp from the streets

take it easy matey

laters
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:53, archived)

awww
good luck bloid
see ya again soon we hope
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:55, archived)

don't go.
Okay then do go, but we will miss you.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:01, archived)

take care mate!

( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:01, archived)

You'll be back
you know you will.

Good luck mate!
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:03, archived)

byeeeee
and ta for the gin drinking santa, still makes me laugh
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:04, archived)

good luck in the new job
but we know you'll be back....
( raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:06, archived)

bye Bloid
....try to have fun :-)
( Dr Drink, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:08, archived)

So long and thanks for all the fish
thank you for the joy your pictures brought
( rollingcabbage, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)

bye bloid
We shall miss you!

Oh no we won't

Oh yes we will

Oh no...

I hate to see people leave. Remember, don't turn around...
( poshpaws, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)

see you
real soon.
( santexo, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:12, archived)

G'luck mate
but you'll be back. You know you will ;-)
( bob dinosaur, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:14, archived)

lets say "au revoir"
rather than good bye :)
( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:23, archived)

Evenings?
There's always evenings and nights!
( bigdave, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)

Heh....yeah
...think I need broadband first tho :-)

Of course, if I get a girlfriend for christmas, evenings and weekends will be taken up too ;)
( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)

maybe...
she could come and play with us as well...
*gets scent of potential fresh blood...*
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

good bye brave soldier
walking out on us the bastard, im sure he'll come crawling back within two weeks begging for us to take him back and that he just made a horrible error of judgement and blah blah blah blah grumble...

[edit]bye bye! ta for making me larf so much and getting me in trouble at work, its been worth it!
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)

aaaaah
see you around bloidy ol' pal.
Hope you enjoy yourself, not that you can without b3ta, but try anyway.
(Maels, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:43, archived)

arghhhhhh. work still mental
I've just spent five minutes on the phone trying to explain where the refresh button on the browser is. I need sooooo much beer.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:49, archived)

tell them to press F5 then any key
should keep them busy for an hour or so
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:53, archived)

!
/speechless sympathy

Edit: Just finished listening to David Arnold's
"Shaken & Stirred - the James Bond Project"
Fangtastic album, standouts are
Pulp's, "All Time High"
and Chrissie Hynde doing "Live & Let Die"
/Edit
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:54, archived)

Probably done before

( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:45, archived)

but its
so true
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:46, archived)

D'you know what
I like the bloke.
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:46, archived)

but he's a tit
cor blimey guvnor
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:47, archived)

he's not that bad.
As far as tv chefs go, Gary Rhodes is more of a cnut
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:49, archived)

Well said!
I hate the way he ponces about with the food. He can make pouring cream into a blender last hours. A true cnut.
(pen-al™, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:51, archived)

very true
all he bloody well goes on about is fucking butter...a knob of butter here...a knob of butter there....cnut!
but the one I hate the most is that over grown fairy ainsley harriot! the great big poof!
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:58, archived)

I
don't.
But I don't like mockneys.
(jonnies, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:48, archived)

Wasn't that
a song by the Boomtown Rats?
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:57, archived)

Shouldn't it be called
'Jamie's pouring all of his money into a big restaurant-shaped hole'?
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:48, archived)

Nah
I think he might be making money by now.
:(
(jonnies, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:50, archived)

nope
all the profits from the restaurant go to a charity called 'Cheeky Chops' which pays for the students or something like that
( poshpaws, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:14, archived)

He is,
thanks for the email last night by the way, but the main picture is fine. I'm only using it as a starting point.
I'll post the people as I finish them.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:49, archived)

tha's some nice corrugation there.
He's got a bit of an old skool Ramones pose thing going there. Twat.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:50, archived)

...and I think you'll find that's mate.


[try again]
(christophaloph, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:34, archived)

he's fab
well done!
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:35, archived)

I like it!
but what is it?
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:38, archived)

a sloth
it is
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:43, archived)

it's a sloth
my theme for the day...
(christophaloph, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:44, archived)

and all in about two moves
thats one clever sloth
(rnuk -, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:39, archived)

hehe
hehehe
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:39, archived)

I just made this, thought you might like it
It's a commercial project, I hope it's ok to post it up here..

The Sweary Geezer

I'm at the final polish stage, and I suppose I ought to make the web site really.. work work work.

Anyway, enjoy!!
( chrid, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:32, archived)

sock cooker
har!

actually I don't have sound, but it's okay :)
( crouchingbadger, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:35, archived)

he's going to swear in Polish?
impressive.
(christophaloph, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:35, archived)

very good
not many PROPER swearies which is why it might go round work faster. good. well done. biscuit?
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:40, archived)

ta very much
I'll put the kettle on.
( chrid, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:42, archived)

some good non-sweary words that still sound dirty
kife
knacker
rim
snoodle (say it in an irish accent)
love berries
shit
(rnuk -, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:45, archived)

I'm not sure about
rim...that's very rude isn't it?
( monster monster monster monster monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:51, archived)

its rude yes
but its also the name for the outer bit of a circle. a good example would be the circular muscle, the anus, or rim...
(rnuk -, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:58, archived)

you are the guy..
who did arse race !!!
Quality entertainment !
( dakster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:47, archived)

woo..
happy 1st birthday to me..
but more importantly, happy 26th birthday to the man Hedley!

it is because of him that I fell over on the street last night and fucked me arm up..

but at least I wasn't as stupid as him. He fell on the train tracks at london bridge. arf!
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:30, archived)

happy birthday to you both!
is he alright? and when are we all going on our excursion to this place where they have free-range robots?
( freshlegs, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:37, archived)

he's fine, no worries!
Robots? You talking about that university up north? The one where they are working on evolutionary bots? Hunters/gatherers etc?
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:39, archived)

that's
the one!
( freshlegs, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:42, archived)

I'm game if you want to sort it out.....
right, me off.. DB downloaded, work must recommence (ark!)
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:45, archived)

Oo! Could you elaborate on that!
That sounds interesting.
( bigdave, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:47, archived)

i would like to elaborate
but Hedley promised to get details to me through Hugo here. and he's just run off. anyway, we might be paying this place a visit. you interested? it should be fun!
( freshlegs, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:53, archived)

some dude
has made a bunch of robots (gatherers) that basically, in order to survive have to absorb as much light as possible (for their batteries).
These bots aint too bright, but he's noticed that they started to group up for safety (herd style). The reason they be h3rding is: He also made some "hunter" bots. These dudes can't get their own power so they have to "eat" the gatherer bots - e.g. jump on em and steal the juice.
The hunter bots are slowly learning yer standard hunting tricks (e.g. like those big cat things in africa, wossnames, lions, yeah).

So, now you know. Ish.
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:53, archived)

HP to you both! woo!
(oh and Phil, mwahahaha!)
*cough*

beat ya, mwahahahahaha
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:40, archived)

*acknowledges the master*
...yours is a bit further along in her act, isn't she. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:41, archived)

Sounds like a good night
happy birthday to the both of ya!
( bob dinosaur, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:40, archived)

twas rubbish. we wuz all fighting this older dude
who thought we were all tories. Fuck knows why.

the lil' bastid only told us it was his burfday at 9 last night - then there was the mad rush to buy him drinkies and [splat] evening over. coctail hell it was. b52's with vodka all evening. gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppp
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:42, archived)

you need one of these
I'm gonna get two
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:46, archived)

Bloody hell!
Where did ye go? West End hell if cocktails are involved?
( bob dinosaur, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:07, archived)

Hugo
did you get doktored to look at that game idea?
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:42, archived)

nope.
forgot.
tell 'im now coz i'm a silly bastard and forgot.
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:44, archived)

my ears
are burning.
still doing those tests... im hooked
(doktored, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:51, archived)

Look
here :)

Hugo said you are the man for the job!
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:57, archived)

I got no idea what they got up to but...

...this is last time I bail my pets out of the nick!
(Luny666, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:29, archived)

I must say
I do like this.
w/y/h
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:42, archived)

ooh...
what dapper pets you have.
(Rockbus, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:09, archived)

My Shittun for the day

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:27, archived)

*********** STOP! **********
hammertime.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:37, archived)

Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:40, archived)

dude are you alright?
you having a seizure or something?
(rnuk -, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:50, archived)

He's stamping on
little babies.

Straight to hell with no dinner for you.
( wireless, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:47, archived)

woo!
nothing quite like a silly hammer anim
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:48, archived)

this is a real banner ad. it's extraordinary

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:25, archived)

thats
fantastic
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:26, archived)

i reckon toby made that
hey you get back in in here now (in bt openworld type voice)
(doktored, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:27, archived)

no dude..
working - getting that shite done ASAP... (pooter downloading, that's why me here for a bit)..

What time you leave?
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:31, archived)

tonight
i am meeting a glamour lady this evening in mus... bandit audition styles...........?
(doktored, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:32, archived)

oooooo oooooo ooooooooo
no I may well wander in for that!

The canadian pissed at me?
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:33, archived)

well
im

(doktored, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:41, archived)

Is shee licking her
fingers after touching a used cap?
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:42, archived)

Me,
30% slut.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:48, archived)

that's
an interesting quiz.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:56, archived)

that b3ta
calender had just cracked me up.... for oh a minute on end at least.... but serriously funny. I think there maybe some compromising pictures of myself at a crimbo party last sat that may go nicely in there.......

who said a size ten gold sequined dress wouldn't suit me.
(doktored, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:57, archived)

like this?
h y u get ba i her ow

(edit)gah, my poor joke is ruined by the board stripping out multiple spaces
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:31, archived)

got
it ,,,, it was a slow burner
(doktored, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:37, archived)

That is great
entertaining, amusing and informative.
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:27, archived)

kind of like
this

www.thespark.com/tests/

maybe an oldie but has kept me happy today,.... and we can compare us all.
(doktored, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:31, archived)

They're running
ads on XFM and Kiss100 at the moment too.
( bob dinosaur, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:27, archived)

I've picked up
Chlymdia!
Good lord.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:27, archived)

genius
does that thing where french chefs kiss their fingers and then shakes their arms about
(rnuk -, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:27, archived)

i assume so
there are ads on xfm on the same theme
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:27, archived)

when are the
scratch 'n' sniff cards out?
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:28, archived)

hahaha
and eurgh
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:32, archived)

it's similair
to the radio ad they are using at the moment. Exactly the same theme.
( Dr Drink, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:29, archived)

reminds me of that
sexual disease test
( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:31, archived)

rob? d'ya want a data projector for the party?
I'll have one in London with me wed/thurs anyway, so I can bring it along if people want to chuck some stuff on it?
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:39, archived)

we've got one
but thank you
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:51, archived)

A christmassy song
for all you networks people out there.
linky

both of you
( crouchingbadger, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:24, archived)

Surely OSPF
stands for Open Shortest Path First?
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:30, archived)

but how much
fun is dijkstra?
( crouchingbadger, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:33, archived)

Lots
"It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that have had prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration."

He's right you know, I started with Spectrum and BBC BASIC, it took me an extremely long time to pick up C because I was still thinking in BASIC...
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:39, archived)

URGENT Plea for help - Xmas song
I need 7 piccies/suggestions for incidents/accidents/situations that the Quo might be laughing at for the song (original WTC/Hiroshima/Napalm girl deemed a bit close to the bone for general consumption - prolly fair enough) - pref with Xmas theme. Need 'em soon i.e. today. HELP!

Cheers peeps.
(Phil not DS, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:23, archived)

how about
that pic that went round with a kid crying in front of Santa's grave?
( poshpaws, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:25, archived)

threadjack
just read this on ananova. heartless bastards.
(rnuk -, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:28, archived)

Why the fsck
has a 10 year old got a 65 pound pair of shoes?
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:41, archived)

sounds a bit heavy too me
spoilt sod.
(rnuk -, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:10, archived)

Have em under water
with diving helmets on laughing at all the BMW's.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:25, archived)

Archer
getting banged up? That's extremely funny...
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:25, archived)

I
vote for this.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:34, archived)

pictures of bums
cherie blair crying
donkeys shagging
brian may
the list is endless.
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:25, archived)

um
1.death of the dinosaurs
2. jesus on the cross
err the sorry state of my lovelife... ,
(doktored, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:26, archived)

Eddie Izzard done all them in his new vid..
Well, not your sexlife though. That'd be welll scary.
( Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:37, archived)

Titanic?
I think anyone personally involved has croaked by now.
(crispian pimpmirror, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:28, archived)

i
don't understand the question ?
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:28, archived)

.

( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:17, archived)

why...
does it look like it should be trying to sell me an american car?
( packetslut, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:20, archived)

looks like a CD cover
clubbers guide, winter edition

cold here, I get my coat
( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:22, archived)

The seal
is 'avin' it laaaaarge!

Why do all ads for club "anthem" cd's feature a chap speaking estuary English? Is it so hard to speak correctly and to enunciate ones words?

And why must all club tracks be "anthems"?
( bigdave, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:33, archived)

read "dead famous"
by Ben elton, he takes the piss at this whole "attitude" quite nicely. The rest of the book was rather disappointing.
( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:40, archived)

Good point
but I believe it's spelt Annfurms
( wireless, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:54, archived)

aaagh
scary
( huggybear, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:31, archived)

The message just isn't getting across these days is it?

( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:13, archived)

Hello
well done on 2 A's.

I love that and I love you

Signed

Koit
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:14, archived)

muchos thankos
senor, bless you and your heavenly grandmothers and their grandmothers before them
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:16, archived)

hoorah!
And they've got such weak hearts anyway, you'd think they'd work out the dangers...
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:14, archived)

Dr Phil
complete waste of thread but im just interested
whats your job?
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:18, archived)

I am
a P.A. to an Agent for TV and Film scriptwriters.

[edit] You're not wasting a thread, just hijacking a bit of it, so don't apologise! :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:20, archived)

Oh christmas spirit is coming out
Any famous tv/film scripts! ohhh its like popbitch on here now.

My Uncle actually writes/wrote for brookside, heartbeat and emmerdale (when it was a la farm). But apart from that he is actually quite good. honest. Sorry to pry i just see you on here most and am intreugiedeudied (not sure if that is spelt correctly). Your knocking off Dr Nick arent you?
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:24, archived)

Is she?
Are you knocking of Dr Nick, Dr Phil?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:25, archived)

oh dear
i feel i may have HUGELY misunderstood something and have now made your life hell. Sorry

/coat
/scarf
/gloves
/wellies
/hat

(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:28, archived)

My life hell?
Why?
She's not knocking me off...at least I didn't think she was.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:29, archived)

no i was replying to you and in my head answering dr phil and im going to cry. I was only trying to be nice and im fucking up
oh dear. oh dear. oh dear.
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:30, archived)

No you're not
it was a genuine mistake that was jumped apon by aload of stirring buggers.
Don't worry.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:31, archived)

Sometimes
we really can be a right bunch of
bastards picking on the
uninitiated.

Don't let it worry you 100 years
we're only teasing

And Dr PK isn't complaining either
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:38, archived)

now i feel like a git
sorry from me
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:42, archived)

I meant
in a light-hearted way
- I took the piss too
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:50, archived)

well,
I didn't see it, but I'm not annoyed, just tickled.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:49, archived)

See
I put the bit about you in after reading your post below
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:51, archived)

heh
I think you're all right - tomsk has a pretty good sense of humour ;-)
( bob dinosaur, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:35, archived)

When he's
not riled.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:38, archived)

funny but
Saying that he just hired me to kill Dr.Nick.

Sorry Doc, nothing personal
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:21, archived)

hahahahahahahah
that is all
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:26, archived)

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
Tomsk! Did you hear that!
I'd run if I was you..
( Wifey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:26, archived)

Quick Suggestion
Click on Dr Phil's name
Read
Then run
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:27, archived)

AHAHAHA I knew it was someone
unfortunately I will no longer be able to post, i hear albania is very nice this time of year

this tomsk, is he big then? bigger than a house?
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:29, archived)

He's got
fists the size of bowling balls.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:30, archived)

that must be bad when bowling?
or picking up small things
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:32, archived)

The same size
not the same shape.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:33, archived)

aha hes alright then
he can deck me now without worry.
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:42, archived)

He's probably
already sent 'the boys' round you gaff, wiv their blades.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:51, archived)

Tomsk?
He's Huge...
this may not be true
( Wifey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:31, archived)

I don't think
you're in too much danger
He's definitely not
bigger than a maisonette.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:32, archived)

teehee

( PeterSeychelles, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:27, archived)

I've only just spotted this...
May I register my good-natured amusement. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:38, archived)

Me too.
Heh.
( tomsk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:40, archived)

Calm down!
Calm down!
We don't want no trouble here!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:41, archived)

A million magic crystals
Painted pure and white
A multi-million dollars
Almost overnight
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:15, archived)

A thousand useless crystals,
painted pure and white,
pack of Daz from Tesco,
to wash your socks by night
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:17, archived)

Hmm
I thought the next bit was

Twice as sweet as sugar
Twice as bitter as salt
And if you get hooked baby
It's nobody else's fault
So don't do it

The things you learn on b3ta eh?

;)
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:19, archived)

aaaaahh
gettin higher baby
aaaaaaaaah
gettin higher baby
( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:21, archived)

Freeze!
rap rap rap rap rap!
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:21, archived)

father yes son
i want to kill you
mother
i want to
BLLLALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH

beautiful man.
(rnuk -, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:21, archived)

I love that
Grandmaster Flash was playing in Liverpool somewhere. I almost went.
( bigdave, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:35, archived)

Arf
arf!
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:20, archived)

and cows
just say moo.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:15, archived)

actually, they have been known to bark occasionally
it's a little known bovine fact
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 14:22, archived)