Last Jamie for the day
Clickity Click Click Me Bit!

SORRY NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYBODY
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:52, archived)

Haha
and nsfw peeps
( stevierar, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:55, archived)

oh good greif
.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:55, archived)

NSFW

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)

NSFA
.
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)

Too late...
I'm unemployed now, and it's all your fault.
( technical itch, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:10, archived)

My filthy curiosity has got the better of me
but my firewall has blocked your site. Damn it!
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:02, archived)

You're not missing much
as it were...
( PeterSeychelles, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:05, archived)

How
Can it
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:08, archived)

that is....
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.....wrong.

but at the same time so right.....oooooh!

*spent*
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:05, archived)

This
is going to cause nightmares...


(radja, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:50, archived)

I still
would
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:51, archived)

why kiss?
and yes, I would
( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:52, archived)

Maybe a bit more
I she would like to maybe possibly
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:52, archived)

Imagine
what she could do with that tongue! I have to go now...
( technical itch, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:54, archived)

like
licking her own toes without bending over?
(radja, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:55, archived)

you might as well just say
"I'd fuck anything" given that you say "I would" to any vaguely human post.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:02, archived)

see, now its only the head and the voice
thats offensive. The rest is most certainly not.

or perhaps ive been single for to long
(longboy_mcgoo, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:07, archived)

it's that a popbitch joke?
.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:08, archived)

nsfw?

( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:53, archived)

certainly NSFL

( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:54, archived)

What and
Ay???
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:54, archived)

not suitable for
listening
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)

Ay???
and what??
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:54, archived)

I have a friend
who can lick his eyes.

Fortunately he doesnt do it very often.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:57, archived)

does he also
eat flies and live in a pond?
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:01, archived)

he lives
in the valleys
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:02, archived)

tetris
you say.
(doktored, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:50, archived)

no i don't
i say "pong"
( tumph, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:53, archived)

"man the onions!", roared the Admiral
"they've summoned the soup!"
( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:54, archived)

girling
watch it.!
(doktored, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:55, archived)

Release
the cheese!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:07, archived)

risibility's down to
five yards, captain.
( crouchingbadger, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:17, archived)

Aww yeah
:)
( TBR, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:57, archived)

For your entertainment...

an elf-juggling, tap-dancing Rudolf.

~Season's Greetings~
(dansegar, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)

Very nice that,
Me likey lots, although I'm having trouble working out the juggling pattern.
LP?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:47, archived)

that be
a simple shower. 51 in siteswap.
( stup0t, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:47, archived)

Its not exactly a shower though,
cos if you watch he stops and go's back the other way...oh, and stop it with your fancy Siteswap talk.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:49, archived)

when are you putting
up old juggling articles on your site?
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:52, archived)

Not sure
I've got a few hanging about.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:53, archived)

draw more pictures
your easter island head is the best thing ever.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:55, archived)

I've been doing
more pixelly stuff recently, but I keep meaning to do some more drawing.

*sigh* Its so hard when you have so many talents
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:58, archived)

you
poof.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:01, archived)

Now now,
play nice.

*minces away*
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:01, archived)

I was the one
that used to laugh and call him names
(pikey hardly, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:22, archived)

I love that cartoon.
I like the character named Round John Virgin.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:25, archived)

when he stops pointing at plants
and learns how to juggle
( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:55, archived)

wonder if bovine
has any plant pointing articles.
i'd be very interested.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:57, archived)

I do more than pointing at plants,
I am well known for doing impressions of the plant from The Adventure Game.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:58, archived)

really?
I can do a good impression of 'Uncle' myself actually
( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:01, archived)

Not,
i would imagine, as good as mine.
I have recieved a standing ovation for my impression.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:02, archived)

ok
uncle impression show down, next time we meet
( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:04, archived)

Deffo,
:)
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:05, archived)

nah
defo a shower. I was sad enough to download, unoptimise and check the frames... it's his huge lolloping head turning that distracts you.

Nowt wrong with a bit of 51735W4P.
damn... why don't W and P turn into numbers?
( stup0t, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:03, archived)

YOu sad
individual, but I except your hypothosis.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:04, archived)

erm
i agree withe the 51 solution. (watch the yellow one)

It just looks a bit like it swaps direction because of the low number of frames in the anim.

I still like it though! nice one
( LP, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:00, archived)

OK, ok,
I bow down to superior juggler knowledge, and stop it with the bloody Siteswap already!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:01, archived)

makes one wonder
how elf barf looks like
( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:47, archived)

no idea

bigger

sorry about the size
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)

is there a bit of elastic
I can't quite see?
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:49, archived)

poor pootle
what's wrong?
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:54, archived)

I've been up since 7 o clock yesterday morning
as I've had to work through the night, and I still haven't got it done.
and I'm feeling sorry for myself, as I'm v. tired
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:00, archived)

*cough*

( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)

woo!
i made it last night.

i think we're stuck here forever now
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:46, archived)

*applause*
....you'll never leave.
( Dr Drink, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:46, archived)

congrats
now you just have to spend every waking hour for the next few years on the board, and you can catch up with Dr Phil.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:47, archived)

where is that?
cambridge?

oh, and woo
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:47, archived)

No idea mate...
...found it on Getty and rather liked it.
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:48, archived)

york?
I claim my £5
( stup0t, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:51, archived)

And the pub is called?
.......
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:53, archived)

yup
Tis the view from Thomas's to the minster.

[edit: Not bad to say I left in '96]

[editedit: WOO! To 1 kiloposts]
( stup0t, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:53, archived)

Well done!

Here's yer fiver.
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)

wow!
A real invisible fake virtual fiver! I'll spend it wisely.
( stup0t, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:57, archived)

fucking nails mate


don't mess.
(christophaloph, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:41, archived)

x sell ant
he could star in the new rocky film.
(Maels, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:42, archived)

I was looking at rocky pics
trying to find him a nice headscarf, but there wasn't one to be found.
(christophaloph, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)

woo yay
for boxing squirrels

( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:43, archived)

yatta woo yay! splendid!

( bowdie, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:04, archived)

hehe
caption and pic work so well.
( santexo, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:43, archived)

WYH to you..
..Squirrels are going to take over the planet - this is proof that they are in training.
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:43, archived)

Houpla!
*cartwheels*
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:43, archived)

he's cool
WOO
( Dr Drink, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)

ace
fab
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:45, archived)

.

( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:47, archived)

I could 'ave him
peasey mate
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:48, archived)

( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:49, archived)

That really is

( Dr.Dunno, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:52, archived)

Nice
Domo Likes it

( Hotdog, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:01, archived)

I've just been
to the first of my lunchtime work xmas parties and I'm feeling festive...

here, have a picture my boyfs new puppy feeling all festive too!

( LP, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:34, archived)

aw...
isn't he gorgeous :)
(Rockbus, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)

Aaawwww,
when you say festive, you mean pissed, don't you.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)

No!
erm... yes
( LP, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)

I knew it,
by jingo.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:39, archived)

black labrodors are the
bestest dogs in the whole world. mine are gettin old now but they still rock. and when theyre wee like that chap, theyre great. except for eating and chewing everything in sight. and pooing in the way of doors.
(hazey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:39, archived)

they really do
eat everything in sight. Like Nibbler in Futurama.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:39, archived)

Hm?
What?
Oh...

scurries off
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:42, archived)

and the having crap hips
so that they live a life in agony. Poor Floyd.
( PeterSeychelles, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:40, archived)

but labradors
make your hands smell when you stroke them

( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:41, archived)

Which
bit are you stroking?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:42, archived)

the bit that gives milk
is that wrong?
( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:43, archived)

milking the dog
is soo southpark.
( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)

So wrong,
so very wrong.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)

it is if they're
male
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:45, archived)

only if you dont shower
em once a week. they smell then. otherwise they dont smell at all. mine dont, they get a nice shower and shampoo every week. trouble is they give you a look like your punching em when you shower em, rather odd, theyll happily run into the fookin freezin north sea but are terrified by a nice warm shower.
they break wind lots too.
(hazey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)

Dogs do that lots,
they go pfffft and wander off with a guilty look on there faces.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:46, archived)

the old girl we have
now simply raises its head, looks at you, and thinks 'ahhh, fuck it, couldnt give a shit' she doesnt even bother trying to do the guilty thing anymore. the older shes got the more raspy and vocal theyve become too, they sound like a human fart now. well maybe a childs fart because she still lacks significant volume to compete
(hazey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:50, archived)

Nice,
a lovely picture you've painted there. :)
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:52, archived)

my dog had this magnificent technique
of keeping several trapped under her arse while she was sitting on the sofa, and then releasing them all in one fell swoop when she got up.

and no it wasn't me who let her on the sofa
( tumph, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:55, archived)

Mine
never used to look guilty.
He'd do it, look at you in disgust
and trundle off leaving you to wallow
in the smell while you watch TV.

I think it was revenge for not giving him long enough walkies
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)

woo!
hello mate, nice to see you, and I'm glad you brought your extensive black lab knowledge with you!
( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:46, archived)

alright there
one of the few subjects i have significant knowledge on. im a lot less fucked up now, too :) (or so he says...)
(hazey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:48, archived)

come to the bash
on Thursday, ah g'wan!
( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:49, archived)

gah!
id feel a bit funny doing that. hmmmm... i might (*checks social diary, as if theres fookin ANYTHING in it except 'go to pub'*)
(hazey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:54, archived)

you're not wrong
....their farts STINK as well.
( Dr Drink, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:48, archived)

our dog
scowled when you showered him, he really didn't look at you for like 2 days.

Actually really smelly things are like perfume to them. I grew up next to a river and we always had to watch the dog, so that he doesn't roll himself in fish carcasses.
( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:49, archived)

mine used to have a
penchant for rolling in either rotten seaweed, cow poo or horse poo. she used to eat horse poo too, when it was all hot on the beach shed be up there like a bullet to hoover up that shit. the greedy bitch. (she no longer does this)
(hazey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:52, archived)

stephen hawkings vocalizer
anyone who has the link to the stephen hawkings vocalizer please post it
(Phfat Joe, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

try
www.google.com/findityourfuckingself.htm
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)

Woooo
is it five O'clock yet?
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)

But that gives me a 404
;)
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)

That
link is broken
edit *I see thats the point*
( rollingcabbage, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)

My friends dad
had a proper one of those things.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)

our son pat
is a bit nifty with a bat...
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)

Jean Paul Sartre was a very clever man
He invented the philosophical concept 'I think therefore I am'
As a thinker there was none keener
But he knew fuck all about the Cortina
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)

wasn't that Decartes?
hmm?
(christophaloph, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:43, archived)

Oh knackers
I think you're right... but he knew fuck all about the Cortina either
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:46, archived)

Qui est Descartes?
I know it'd spoil your rhyme
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:47, archived)

It is des Cartes
it's from an Alexei Sayle record...
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)

b-side
to "'allo jon gotta new motor?" if i'm any judge
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:01, archived)

Possibly
it's from an album called Cak. Which also features Mr Sweary, which once caused me to laugh helplessly in a maths class when I heard it for the first time on my mates walkman
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:05, archived)

oooh
i did a poem about descartes the other day

it was pretty shit mind
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:50, archived)

he can run in a circle
as fast as a cat.
( stup0t, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:40, archived)

you could at least try a google search, you know
it is quicker
www.jamsandwhich.com/features/hawking.swf
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:39, archived)

Statsagogo

bugger.
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

woo 29 posts!
a landmark :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)

i'm still nowhere near 2000
i wanna use my picture!
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)

but
this way i can post anthing as long as it says the number of the post on it ? sorry - thread waste...
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:42, archived)

its not a threadwaste
you posted a pic.
it's a nice pic to
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:43, archived)

i've got one more
before 2000.. oh shit *fires up photoshop an tried to think of an idea to do..*

I can't hummus - shite!

*edit hmmm the stats say "Darkedge (1998)" but my profile says "1935".. Anybody know why??
( Darkedge, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:46, archived)

i'll sell you mine
for 50 quid. it's aces.
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:50, archived)

B3tan Pubs:
Inspired by Baz earlier:

This might work as a competition subject!
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)

Judging
by the spong, I think the spork has
got caught somewhere vulnerable
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)

Like
The scrotum, perhaps?
( Natt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

Gah!
/slow, so very very slow
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:34, archived)

Heheheh
heheheheh, drinking at lunchtime sir?
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)

No
should I have been?
Edit: in mitigation I am bored at work, alone and can't be arsed to find something to do
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:49, archived)

maybe the
scrotum
( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

i like that
lots.
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

ouch

( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

a woo yay to the image and the woo yay
love em
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)

And a..
..woo and a yay to the woo and a yay for the woo and a yay for the image!
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)

one of three :-)
1 2 3
( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)

ahem...
the great boo's up

quality
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:49, archived)

sounds a bit rude, doesn't it?
FACT: Virtuadub is the handiest free tool ever
( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:58, archived)

there's
a shop called "Spong's Antiques" on my way to work. they've got a 19th century "beaver in a viva" for sale that I'm going to get my Pa for Chrsitmas
( dutchbird, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:40, archived)

Yay!
That's fanbleedintastic. Nice spong, too.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:09, archived)

argh i hate my job...
it sucks. especially when i have to do work. which is all the time.
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:25, archived)

i hate my hoover
it....
no, I can't go on
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)

Tell it like it is
Brother.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)

ah ahahah - i just tried to hide b3ta when someone came over to my desk
clicked it out of the way and the stats page was behind, which by it's very nature is actually worse. Oops.
( pep, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)

Ghostzilla
is what you need.
(Potatoman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:30, archived)

Or a desk that faces the door.

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:34, archived)

or an office all to yourself
/smug
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:52, archived)

i have a 19" monitor
and most of the time nobody behind me. but if the doors open a whole corridor can see my screen. i'm currently playing with a nokia 9210... but it's screen is too small. (trying to load b3ta... taking forever)
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:11, archived)

indeed it is
:)
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:58, archived)

He-he..
That's funny. You've not been here all week either..
Unless you've been secretly lurking?
( Wifey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)

I'm
always secretly lurking.
been a bit busy too.
( pep, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:41, archived)

Hmmm
Thought so.
( Wifey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:55, archived)

I can relate to that
though as I have been working through the night without sleep I feel that I have a fair case for sympathy too.
Bloomin' Christmas deadlines
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)

I hate
my brother!
(Girlie5, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:30, archived)

I hate..
..him too. Git!
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

I think
everyone does apart from my mum - bless her!
(Girlie5, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

nope, she hates him to
she told me last night in bed
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)

why
is that?
( wireless, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

Coz he invited me for xmas
at his then phoned me the other day and told me he doesn't want to see me. Boohoo!
(Girlie5, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)

What a nasty
thing to do.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)

It is becoming
more apparent that he is a fucker of gargantuan proportions.

Nevermind, thank the Lord for booze!
(Girlie5, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)

i hate tomatoes

( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:34, archived)

Normal ones are okay
It's the sun dried buggers I can't stand.
(Girlie5, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)

ugh
tomatoes are all evil. evil. evil. except tomato sauce, which is nice.
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)

Are there actually
any tomotoes in tomato sauce?
(Girlie5, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:40, archived)

hopefully not
horrible squishy bastards
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:42, archived)

I prefer Tomacco
The delicious Tomato-Tobacco Hybrid.
Mmmmmm...Tomacco
( Threepwood, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:43, archived)

some of that in a rollie with a bit of
mayojuana
( tumph, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:48, archived)

Me too
although I'm also quite glad I still have one.

500 people were informed by telephone last week that they will be made redundant.
( sadmike, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:30, archived)

I'm about
to be made redundant to - this week hopefully!
(Girlie5, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)

me too....
had a nother meeting about it this morning but it looks definate
( raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:40, archived)

shit,
sorry to hear that, mate. As a veteran of two redundancies, I know how you're feeling.
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:45, archived)

this is my second...
so i'm catching up...

will be at the bash so will get the train back this time i promise!
( raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:51, archived)

That is poo
we were supposed to get the boot last week but they've put it back. This week definitely they've said.
(Girlie5, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:48, archived)

By telephone?
That's fucking heartless...
( bob dinosaur, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:34, archived)

I hope 500 people
formatted hard drives and released virii in return
( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)

AutoCAD
is the bane of my life.
Please make it go away!
( Threepwood, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)

I'll destroy your AutoCAD
if you come and obliterate Delphi from the universe.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

It's a deal.
I'll bring a large sledge hammer and the flamethrower!
( Threepwood, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)

i like AutoCAD
if you hate AutoCAD try working with MicroStation. you will think that AutoCAD is the greatest thing in the world
(tundrahdesert, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:54, archived)

I just hate the whole CAD thing.
I just wanna potatoshop all day.
( Threepwood, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:04, archived)

You need a new job then.
There are loads out there. I have one that lets me piss around here all day and I have to sit next to one of the Directors!
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)

I hate my job to
I'm doing sorting for Royal Mail, so can you all do me a wonderful favour... PUT THE F***ING POSTCODE ON THE LETTER!!! and if you don't know the whole postcode, the first couple of letters will do
( SuperMatt Riddle me this, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)

oo...
I didn't know that... if I put like LE12 that's actually helpful? Then again... I normally look up the whole postcode on the interweb.
( stup0t, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)

Hell,
just LE would help cos all my pigeon holes just have the first two letters above them
( SuperMatt Riddle me this, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:40, archived)

boozy kid...
someones stolen boozy kids drink

for those that don't know the kid in the photo is Flanflinger
( raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)

That's it
wait 'til he's gone away before posting ;-)
( bob dinosaur, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

ha ha
he knew i had the photo as he posted it onthe board a few months back, just haven't done anything with it until now
( raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)

So long as I go to a pub without a telly

He'll persue his career in newsreading.


It's too cold to do anything good. Plus I'm not good enough.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)

Used the tube for the first time in ages this morning

( chthonic, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:22, archived)

awwww
poor little fucker
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:23, archived)

did you see jackass
Paris metro/mouse scenario last night?
( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)

quality
make sure you see Jackass the movie....
Funny than a very funny thing....sick as!

loved it.
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)

The metro/mouse bit is unfamiliar
but I nearly pissed myself laughing at the step ladder on a set of skis.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)

No
I've been away for a few days.

Just getting back into the swing of things :)
( chthonic, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

Shame
WYH though!
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)

Cripes,
DM is in a bit of a pickle!

/Penfold
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)

i look like
penfold

aparantly
( raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)

I look like Danger Mouse
untrue
( PeterSeychelles, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)

hmmm.
In a white jumpsuit there might be similarities.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:41, archived)

woo!
nice.
( stup0t, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:25, archived)

arf
just read the text

anyway, stop posting, i'm about to overtake you :)
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)

Oh very good Sir
hats off.

tube thing
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:30, archived)

fantastic

( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)

Excellently
perfect woo!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)

Let's read poetry

An Od3

Fluffy kitten on a lollipop stick,
Bunch of Furtives in an Otis lift.
Flying choppers bitten by sharks again,
Spazz and reposts ain't such a pain.

Swapping banter in a friendly place,
Altered jpegs and a piece of plaice.
Barrymore’s head on a fatman’s body
Bits of paintshop, not too shoddy.

Flying prams with butterfly wings,
Hummus in trousers, outrageous things.
Silly pictures, funny hats,
Some very odd people who call us twats.

Highly funny, subliminally weird,
Even mpegs of shaving beards.
Change the meme to suit the day,
Choose whatever you want to say.

“Nothing” they say “is beyond the pale”,
Ostriches going to another Golf Sale.
Shop that picture, change their hair,
Paint their bodies, make them stare.

Trash old photos, make a spong,
Roll up something to take along.
Give it woo, shout the yay,
We all come back, most everyday.
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:21, archived)

well done
weirdo
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:22, archived)

Woo
to you

I'm a poet
and I didn't know it
/cost
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:25, archived)

top name
wyh to the name
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)

Ditto
mate
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)

Troubled sheep

( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:20, archived)

Clicky for
small maybe???
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:21, archived)

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)

One and the same?

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:19, archived)