Joseph realised
that this was truly the Son of God when he had a butchers at his progeny.

The sheep were nonplussed
(Curmudgeon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:01, archived)

heheheh
nice
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:11, archived)

Bastards, they killed santa!
They did you know.

And that's YOUR present on the ground you know...
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:57, archived)

That's very mean
THREADJACK: Good King Wenceslas goes into Pizza Express and orders a pizza. What kind of pizza?, I hear you ask. Deep pan, crisp and even...

/fleecehatscarfdoor
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:59, archived)

I
dont get it?
(MindOfTheSickAndTwisted, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:00, archived)

oh come on
you must do.
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:00, archived)

*puts on a bill cosby voice*
"sing it"
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:03, archived)

aaaarrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhh
I am going to tell that down the pub tonight and get the bejesus kicked out of me!
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:02, archived)

It doesn't look like mine
Lumps of coal aren't usually that square...
( Natt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:06, archived)

Coal
Coal? You lucky lucky bastard. When i was a girl all i could hope for was grit!
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:07, archived)

We used to get up at 2:30 am...
...half an hour before we went to bed.
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:10, archived)

all we lived in was a happy meal box on 't motorway
.
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:17, archived)

Bubbles
Been a while now, since me last post, but I thought it might be fair to share my dream with you lot.
This morning I woke up after a bout of monkey fishing, using a net draped across a river. The harvest was, lets say, massive let alone ridiculous and each of those little buggers was wearing an Ipswich Town Home kit, little squirrell monkey things - thousands, in a pile. stupid, just stupid. whatsitallmean?
(discom bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:56, archived)

You are
going to go fishing for little monkey squirrels in ipswich town kits of course.
tsk! *rolls eyes*
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:58, archived)

It means,,
..you should cut down on the class A's before bedtime ;-)
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:59, archived)

Well it means your a delusional psychopath with murderous intention and a craving for midget porn and cock punishment
Oh wait, thats the ipswich AWAY kit, the home kit means you will live a happy and merry life.
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:03, archived)

YAY to cock punishment
and 100 years of EFC.

That is all.
( dr_and_quinch, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:11, archived)

Thanks
I was quite pleased with cockpunishment myself. Just popped in to my head.

oooo errr missus
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:15, archived)

Not that this is
appropriate but I do hope we thrash those Reds on Saturday.
( dr_and_quinch, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:20, archived)

too right
but its sunday. I really hope we do well, it will be tough but we can do it.
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:30, archived)

Monkey fishing - great.
The other night, I dreamt I was adopted and I was Japanese. I was adopted by an American family and lived on a south sea island, in Micronesia or somewhere. We lived a happy life and went to the museum. A few years later though, my Japanese parents came and destroyed the city sitting on a giant concrete turtle which was eating people and snapped them in half with it's beak.

I'm not joking.
( Napolean Griff, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:05, archived)

a departure
from the really quite upsetting and awakening dream I had about the shed (that I don't have) being nicked from the garden (I haven't got. I woke up ready to smack someone
(discom bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:09, archived)

ignoring
the bit where I read that as "monkey fisting" I too had a bit of an odd dream last night, including (in no particualar order)

A large sponge cake with 3 sorts of cream filling, one of which was mashed potato. A game of chicken with a live nucleuar warhead - my mate Jon beating me at chess - oh and it all took place while that bloke from "Kightmare" directed me throgh rooms without my helmet on.
( LP, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:10, archived)

WARNING
TEAM.
THIS SPONGE CAKE IS MORE THAN IT SEEEEEMS!
(tregard, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:22, archived)

Mog my day...


ooh, repostie... but somehow seems appropriate for the compy as all my pets tend to go nuts when they get hold of guns...
(moobat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:53, archived)

THATS RUBBISH!
its not really.. its just so close to 5 oclock im getting angry
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:57, archived)

Badly Drawn Bull

(Snafflemeister, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:49, archived)

I want me one of those!
WYH
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:50, archived)

can't
see what you've done there, sorry

(woo and merrily yay)
( dutchbird, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:51, archived)

aqhahahahhah
it's got a hat!
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:53, archived)

top class
has he fed the fish?
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:56, archived)

hahaha
simple but effective

( Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:59, archived)

reep...
owst.


( vbloke has an opinion - fear me, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:39, archived)

had to be done

( rollingcabbage, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:00, archived)

lovely!
i like that
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:01, archived)

thats nice
i like him
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:03, archived)

Moo! Hay!
I am like it am.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:03, archived)

baby jesus and his mum get into the Real Spirit of Christmas


ooooh it's almost 5o'clock...
( monster monster monster monster monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:48, archived)

is he going for her tit?
.
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:49, archived)

he looks
pissed to me...
so by that reasoning, and the whole water into wine on demand thing... of course he's groping her norks
( LP, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:50, archived)

yeah
he's had a bit to drink at the office party and he's trying it on
( monster monster monster monster monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:51, archived)

im ready for a fight.
if jesus was here.. i'd punch him.
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:49, archived)

Come on then..
..outside now!
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:50, archived)

holy crap?
is that you jesus? returned to earth as a b3ta poster?
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:52, archived)

You are damned right!
*looks furtively outside for comedy lightening bolt*
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:56, archived)

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
No Gaz eez not worf it
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:52, archived)

whats it gotta do with you?
ya fukin want some?
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:55, archived)

ere dave, old my pint while i nut this twat
yeah you want some sunshine, doo ya.
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:05, archived)

Leave it!
I'll set me Dad on you.
(Jesus Christ, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:53, archived)

now then now then
calm down calm down


( monster monster monster monster monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:58, archived)

Lord
I knew you'd come, I knew you'd answer me!
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:00, archived)

Spazz
:)

(Mr Flibble, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:52, archived)

houpla
but I would have animated baby J's eyes too
( monster monster monster monster monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:00, archived)

I tried it
And it lookeed shit
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:07, archived)

If I were at home right now...
...I would attempt to animate that into something rude.

Not necessarily for the board, but for my own "pleasure".

[edit] a bit like that! W.Y.
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:52, archived)

Oh please for the love of Christ and all his faithful..........
You know the drill.........

Looking for a DECENT pic of Thunderbird 1 - ie a perfect shot of it in all its' full glory. This is the vehicle that comes out of tracy island. I need a shot that shows it pointing upwards with the 1 showing.

Spent (no joke) 2.2hrs looking for a decent one with no joy.

Any help really appreciated.

And whilst you are at it, (been looking for this for ages.....) a DECENT side on shot of the A team van.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:33, archived)

have you seen this?
www.crc.paragould.ar.us/~adam/fab/TB/thunderbird1.htm
(pips, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:36, archived)

fallic

( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:37, archived)

Fooking marvellous !!
It took you a minute or so and took me for"fucking"ever !!!

I thank you and all of your parentage.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:39, archived)

is this any help
Thunderbird-1.jpg
More Thunderbirds
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:37, archived)

THREADJACK
I have just been sent the most amazing email (no not a picture of jade, a glasscock, myra blair, david beckham etc) It was called 'How 80's are we'. And basically listed evereything about the 80's. I shit you not EVERY one of them applied to me (apart from the pixie boots, leggings and puff ball skirts. I really wanted to post it but its about 2 pages long, so I will just say how good it was, and if you get it you will understand (unless your a grandad)
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:41, archived)

saw it a couple of years ago
(or one very similar, is it the one which mentions spangles?)
Tis very good, apart from making one feel ones age
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:42, archived)

Ohhh
no mention of spangles on this one, but good point. The best one is "You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good film."

Which isactually true actually.
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:47, archived)

Dirty Dancing
is pony. FACT.
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:48, archived)

Dirty Dancing is the bestest
FACT
(apart from transformers the movie)
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:49, archived)

(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:53, archived)

I've got that as an AVI file
somewhere or other, and it is most good.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:01, archived)

Erm, golden oldie!

( wrightbyname - correct by nature, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:45, archived)

No, cos weve established that its a different one
so there. you and your glasscock can go away. And I used to have a swatch watch
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:48, archived)

Fankoo
fankage
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:43, archived)

It's a model
but it's looking good....

www.martinbowersmodelworld.com/modelmart/7tb1.JPG
( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:40, archived)

Yes
That's a peach too - muchos lovelios.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:41, archived)

try
this or this
And if they're not good, erm...
( Mushroom http://treblethink.blogspot.com, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:43, archived)

all out of decent A-team vans though
found a really shite one though
clicky the viking!
(pips, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:50, archived)

Next thing Soo will selling her crack for erm crack



(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:31, archived)

I won the Guardian crossword yesterday.
I've never done the Guardian crossword in my life.
( Napolean Griff, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:31, archived)

Well done
you deserve it :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:33, archived)

Apparently,
my crazy Granddad did it in my name. And won.

But you're right. I do deserve it.
( Napolean Griff, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:34, archived)

well done mate
i won a bottle of ketchup in a raffle once.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:35, archived)

bloody hell

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:37, archived)

Lucky swine.
Though I did win a tin of pineapple chunks in a tombola a few years ago.
( Napolean Griff, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:38, archived)

I won a spot the difference...
...competition in the Falkirk Herald once.

I was only 8 and I won £4.00!
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:41, archived)

i think they meant
you own the guardian crossword yesterday. They're giving away early christmas presents of parts of the newspaper to people.
I got the Sports section this coming Saturday so i'm going to fill it with sacked managers.

They have trouble with spelling sometimes.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:35, archived)

seen
this?
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:44, archived)

i'm the seventh!
hahahaha! that means i must have been like fifth at some point!
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:50, archived)

and i
rule the evenings!
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:51, archived)

You do,
you is da man.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:53, archived)

i got the best random quote though

( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:55, archived)

hahah
mike - we were wondering yesterday, cos we forgot. where did "stupid bathroom" come from?
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:57, archived)

there was a swear-o-mtic thing somewhere
which joined random 'rude' words together, and it caled me a stupid bathroom. i thought 'what a fantastic waste of technology' and decided to buy the domain name.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:02, archived)

ah
for some reason, i thought it was a pissed chinese bloke who shouted it at you. i prefered my story.
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:03, archived)

that is a much better story
from now on,that is what it means.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:05, archived)

Tomsk gets the award
for most dullest quote though, poor chap.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:58, archived)

worse than
Bananaman's and Human Descent's? :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:00, archived)

well
humandescent's was probably an image tag, but they had to strip it so it didn't mess up the page :¬)
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:02, archived)

Im not on there
will you still be my friends?
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:55, archived)

oooh!!! ahh, i can explain everything...
6-12 is when I work on my research you see.
My random quote is nice though.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:53, archived)

mine's a bit rubbish
sniff.
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:56, archived)

same
here
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:58, archived)

when
do you sleep?
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:57, archived)

I sleep b3ta
sometimes.
You may notice times when i don't seem to make much sense...
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:03, archived)

Hellooooo
Does anyone want some very inexpensive compact flash memory? 128MB for 30 quid or so (inc postage)
TOP BRAND NAME (Memorex)
EXCLUSIVE OFFER!!
100% SPAM FREE
Just visit www.memoryx.net and see the 128 compact flash card price for yourself.

Offer only open to people that hear about it.)

I'm fairly sure you can get it shipped to europe for 8 bucks making the whole price come to about $44/$45 if you get just 1. I've got some and they work perfectly.

What's the weather like there?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:30, archived)

Huh!

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:31, archived)

threadwaster
:P
thanks for the spaceghost cd :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:31, archived)

american tv is pretty rubbish really
you have to dig and dig for nuggets like space ghost, much easier when all the good bits are collected for you on fewer channels.
Have you heard from wingphil? Did he get the MCOG cd's?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:42, archived)

havent heard from him
he's dissapeared along with my cds! lol.
im sure he'll resurface :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:43, archived)

Sunny and mild
we are in the middle of a rather unexpected heat wave, and everyone's out in shorts and T-Shirts.
How's it it the U.S. of A.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:32, archived)

actually nekkid here
but then again it's hackney
( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:33, archived)

sunny here too
up in the high 40's (the use F over here don't worry i'm not in Texas)
The just narrowly averted a transit strike in Manhattan - the subways and the buses. I thought i may have to walk everywhere for a while :)
members.lycos.co.uk/gummibeard/NY1_0128sml.JPG members.lycos.co.uk/gummibeard/NY1_0139_r1sml.JPG are a couple of snaps i've taken.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:40, archived)

hello
old fnordy
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:32, archived)

hola, i like this tree thing
na na na man, na na na man, heyyyyyyyyyyyy, jude.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:44, archived)

Wotcha mate!
Enjoying freezing yer knackers off in NYC? Been ice-skating in Central Park yet?
( bob dinosaur, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:44, archived)

not yet,
staying upstate a bit but venturing into the city more frequently now.
Getting lots of pics and some little video clips. The airline's gone bust too Huzzah! but sadly they're continuing to run their flights as normal so looks like i won't be staying indefinitely.
Have a great work do/b3ta bash on Thursday, i'm really gonna miss that.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:56, archived)

Dude!!
You rock my world :D

My digital camera, and mp3 player are thanking you!
( stevierar, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:52, archived)

excellent
i was sure at least 1 person here would be very pleased to get that info. :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:00, archived)

while on the plane listening to the inflight radio
I realised I was listening to what was possibly the saddest song ever. Barely able to hold back the tears, I rewrote it as a narrative.

The tragicest story ever
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:29, archived)

...
*sobs*

that skateboarding lad better keep an eye out for Rockbus...
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:33, archived)

you're right...
that is tragic. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:34, archived)

OI
You were a bit harsh to me.
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:36, archived)

I'm sorry.
You can't please everyone all the time.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:36, archived)

humph.....
I wasn't expecting an apology but it's taken
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:38, archived)

your
almighty story and poetry skills leave me slightly damp
( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:34, archived)

I like the song
but the lyrics are the worse i think i've ever heard.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:35, archived)

We are the Cheeky Girls...
You are the Cheeky Boys...
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:36, archived)

I don't want to see
a Ghost, that's the sight that I fear most
( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:38, archived)

Toast,
anyone?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:39, archived)

nah too busy
watching the evening news thanks
( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:49, archived)

Yes I have even taken that
into consideration.

I'm sorry but:
"She was a girl, he was a boy, can I make it any more obvious?"

This:
"Touch my bum, this is life"
is much better.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:39, archived)

No,no,
I think you'll find that A doo doo doo, a da da da, that is what I say to you is a much better lyric.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:41, archived)

what about
"a hey, ha, a hey, a heyeeaha sim bim bim bim no so huddy and a boody and a boody a beach"?

um, cos thats how i sing the ketchup song
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:43, archived)

Aga
doo?
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:43, archived)

that is a CLASSIC
lay off bovine..

but the cheeky girls & April latrine are fucking awful.
( Darkedge, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:46, archived)

I like the
Police.
The Cheeky girls are hideous freaks.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:48, archived)

turn tu-u-u-u-urn turn turn turn
turn tu-u-u-u-ur-urrrrr-urn
turn tu-u-u-u-urn turn turn tu-u-urn
turn tu-u-u-urn turrrrrn, turn....
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:39, archived)

Dave Lee?

( Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:42, archived)

Travis
?
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:42, archived)

yeah it was travis
and they followed it with
sing si-i-i-i-ing sing sing si-i-ing
sing si-i-i-i-ing, sing, sing.....
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:44, archived)

I really, really hate Travis...
...Fran Heally is, in my opinion, a complete fud (as they say around my way)
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:49, archived)

dirge diirrrrrge
dirge dirge dirge

Did I say dirge?
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:51, archived)

I think they're really good
!
(dasfcb, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:54, archived)

Sir, I am moved to tears.
That is truely a tragic story.
( sadmike, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:37, archived)

cheers all.

( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:46, archived)

Well I never

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:28, archived)

Oh dear,
I've just had B3ta vu, Dr.Phil will post something soon, I'm sure of it.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:29, archived)

Oh..
is that an open crotch?
(radja, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:30, archived)

CROTCH
LESS
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:32, archived)

don't mind me,
I'm dutch, so I can't help it ;)
(radja, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:34, archived)

jeuh!
another dutch guy!
( DoeK, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:39, archived)

If
I was drinking coffee then
it would be all over my keyboard now!
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:34, archived)

oy!
watch it...
(echo of fat boab..., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:37, archived)

Butterfingers!

( sadmike, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:38, archived)

Am I going to hell? ..
.. not least for nicking bloids idea



Christmas card sized

btw, the stoned expression was already there .. no tatty shoppin required
( cow23, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:18, archived)

Oh yes!
Splendid!
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:20, archived)

quality
at it's most quality-like!
( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:20, archived)

What,
you mean that's not normal?

/hides needle and bottle
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:23, archived)

Nice!
Main-lining Santa.
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:24, archived)

I've just noticed the belt around his arm.
Nice touch.
( Threepwood, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:27, archived)

i was playing with that image
yesterday for a flyer - the font is "loki cola" for the coke logo i think
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:28, archived)

ooo cheers ..

i'll look for that
( cow23, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:32, archived)

sorry forgot to say
good image - love the belt round his arm ;O)
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:33, archived)

Cool font
found it ..

desktoppub.about.com/library/fonts/hs/uc_lokicola.htm

..im sure theres fun to be had with that : )
( cow23, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:37, archived)

Repostual...

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:40, archived)

Woooo!
That's f'in great :-)

Good job fella!
( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:36, archived)

cheers ..

.. for the idea ... ;-)
( cow23, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:39, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeee!!

Clicky for anim.
( clangers, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:16, archived)

ooh hello you.
We tried that cattery you mentioned but they were full - thank you though. :(

We did find somewhere that had room though so D & S won't be all alone in the flat for 7 days or anything. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:20, archived)

Glad you got it sorted,
that one is supposed to be rather good
which probably explains why it was booked.
You still owe me loads of pints though ;)
( clangers, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:22, archived)

of course!
*opens wallet*

*small moth flies out*

...Er, is that the time?

*flees*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:26, archived)

I should have guessed,
half a shandy lime top, easy on the lager, for me on Thursday then.
( clangers, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:31, archived)

okay then
you girl! :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:38, archived)

All the fun of the fair...

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:15, archived)

w/y/h

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:16, archived)

Heheheh
I like that!
EDIT: The animation that is - not kiddy scat.
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:17, archived)

woo
yay
houpla!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:18, archived)

Ha!
Woo!
Yay!
( Napolean Griff, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:23, archived)

fabar
oonie
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:24, archived)

nice one
woo etc
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:28, archived)

HAHAHAHA
I have just wet me alans at that
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:33, archived)

Grand lad!
Grand!
( Nastar, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:06, archived)

does anyone here know
anything about zbrush?
i need a little assistance
( EdibleVomit, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:12, archived)

i take that as a no then
huh.
( EdibleVomit, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:17, archived)

no idea what you are on about old chap
soz
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:21, archived)

fair one
thats all i ask for some kind of aknowledgement
its animation software btw :)
( EdibleVomit, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:22, archived)

not
a new tv series combining the mighty powers of Basil Brush and the Z Cars, then?
( dutchbird, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:28, archived)

Nope, sorry
I know about the complete animator though..
( Wifey, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:38, archived)

The bird had just had enough...

(bubbahotep, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:06, archived)

I like the
file name of that pic.

Woo!
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:10, archived)

Bubbahotep!
Bruce Campbell as Elvis. The best casting I have seen in a long while.
I can't wait!
( Threepwood, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:12, archived)

When does it come out,
I must see it.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:14, archived)

Not sure
I think its out in the US Jan 2003 so who knows when we will get to see it
( Threepwood, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:15, archived)

probably
around the 27th, on a peer-to-peer network near you.
(radja, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:33, archived)

no way!
that is the best bit of casting ever.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:31, archived)

Hooray for Harold Sloth.....
do de do do do de do do...

For all the oldies in the audience
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:03, archived)

Fantastic
I loved that show and especially the theme tune/opening credits.
( PeterSeychelles, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:04, archived)

Harold Lloyd!
I have seen that film. He did all his own stunts and was quite woosome! Yay to you.
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:04, archived)

ooooh
i thought it was buster keaton for some reason
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:05, archived)

Nah..
..you are thinking of Busta Rhymes.
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:06, archived)

Woo ha woo ha
Didya know that Busta Rhymes' real name is Trevor. Not very interesting, I'll grant you, but true nonetheless.
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:07, archived)

Trevor Rhymes.
Fab.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:09, archived)

And Ice-T's real name
?
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:10, archived)

Is
Templeton Peck.
Excellent
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:13, archived)

heh
sounds like a tube stop
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:14, archived)

it's the real name of Face
in the A-Team.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:19, archived)

ICE T's real name is...
nice cuppa-tea
you can see how his street cred would be fucked
(pips, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:26, archived)

But his REAL real name
is Dirk Benedict.
( Napolean Griff, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:28, archived)

yes his
REAL REAL name :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:32, archived)

sorry!
I didn't know we were doing REAL REAL names
(pips, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:33, archived)

Tracey Marrow
FACT!
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:15, archived)

*FACT* TVR is abreveated from Trevor
the owners daughter came up with the name
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:12, archived)

and Trebor mints are called that
cos the company owner's first name is Robert

Trebor is roberT backwards.

fact-tastic!
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:16, archived)

Trebor Mints
are a minty bit stronger. There's some way of making them last a bit longer but I can't quite recall...
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:18, archived)

Leave them in
the packet?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:24, archived)

coat them
in nail varnish...or is that conkers?
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:52, archived)

And Trebor
is Robert backwards

Edit: damn B3tan
Trebor FACT - softfruits taste best when they're freshly cooked and still solid (rejects with two flavours are delicious too)
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:17, archived)

I chipped my tooth on one of those so called 'soft' fruits once.
Who can I write and complain to?
( Napolean Griff, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:26, archived)

the Government
it's always the governments fault.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:27, archived)

Is their address stil
The Government
London
UK
( Napolean Griff, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:30, archived)

I think you missed the bottom bit off
Europe
The World
The Solar System
The Milky Way
The Universe
sorry my brain is a pickled mess today
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:34, archived)

Weeeell
it used to be the Maidstone plant
but it's shut now.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:29, archived)

very true!
my brother used to work for them :)
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:24, archived)

Two summers
playing with freshly minted sweets for me

Did you see what I did there?
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:30, archived)

hehehehe
like it

and i think only boab is old enough to remember that film coming out
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:04, archived)

before anyone else says it
I took boab to the premiere!
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:06, archived)

yay!
apparantly, there was a flat roof _just_ below where that was shot, and it wasn't dangerous at all. bah!

why don't they show Harold Lloyd any more?
( stup0t, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:05, archived)

Who knows,
they don't show Laurel and Hardy anymore either.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:07, archived)

no
but if you phone Direct Drains in Birmingham, they have Laurel and Hardy sketches instead of hold music. 100% of FACT.
( stup0t, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:19, archived)

no idea, i loved that stuff
i'm now singing the theme tune.....
do de do do do de do do etc
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:08, archived)

So am I.

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:09, archived)

Because Mark Curry
isn't harping on about it on Blue Peter any more.

I loved Harold Lloyd. He was like a non-kung-fu Jackie Chan.
( crouchingbadger, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:14, archived)

Actually,
I think he lost some fingers doing the stunt, and he really did climb the building, same as Buster Keaton, no gimmicks or trick photography and none of your CGI nonsense *not that they had any*
(DeGremlin, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:17, archived)

thats a great movie....
Wheres his spectacles?
(DeGremlin, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:06, archived)

good point
hang on.
actually....I can't be arsed!
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:08, archived)

He only had one hand...
...or did I imagine that?
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:13, archived)

And a wooden
leg.
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:14, archived)

looks like
im gonna be missing the bash then as nobody has a place for me to stay the night. woe is me with my fat fingers
(skagg, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:58, archived)

sleep at the train station
it'll be ok
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:59, archived)

I thought I'd be able to go
and I was really looking forward to it. And I was going to bring my girlfriend (the fear) but we can't now as she's in Sweden and I've got to go somewhere else.
That is all.
:(
( Dr.Dunno, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:02, archived)

duck a fuck
you go out with the fear!?!?

mind you , two heads...
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:03, archived)

Double..
..header?
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:05, archived)

Well it's spelt Fia
but it's pronounced Fear, so of course I call her the Fear. And I really wanted everyone to meet her...
...and see her look of confusion when everybody screamed and ran and hid...
( Dr.Dunno, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:05, archived)

and she's
still your girlfriend?
( crouchingbadger, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:15, archived)

Yes
not just for the comedy potential!
( Dr.Dunno, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:17, archived)

but because shes got a cracking pair of norks?
.
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:59, archived)

I remember you
You were the one who was absolutely shite at connect 4 weren't you...
( Dr.Dunno, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:12, archived)

yes
I hear Kings Cross is quite welcoming this time of year
( munkt0n, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:04, archived)

Don't joke
I slept outside Euston station last Friday. It wasn't fun!
(SuperStaticgirl, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:28, archived)

that sounds some what parky
brrr
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:30, archived)

the trick is to buy a travelcard
and stay on nightbuses all night
you get woken up every couple of hours, maybe puked on, but you'll be warm, albeit travelsick.
( crouchingbadger, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:23, archived)