is everyone looking forward
to the christmas party...?!

i doubt i'll be able to get there, so i made this!



fuck me did it take a while, and a bugger-load of optimising.
(nevermind, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:04, archived)

very nice!

( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:08, archived)

hi
cockalorum!
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:11, archived)

you can't
quite see - but it's a gorilla in the monkey suit.
(nevermind, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:12, archived)

I think they've shown up at the wrong party.
Shouldn't they be looking for the sign that says b3ta? ;-)
( Artamnesia, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:23, archived)

oh please
Don't be so anal - it's brillant!
god, some people... :-)
(cheekyweasel I did a sick in your shoes, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:33, archived)

Its a pretty big
difference though, no?
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:38, archived)

oh yes!
dat i goo

(sorry have a mouth ulcer and can't get my words out properly!)

translation: that is good!

I am unhappy now as have office Xmas party to go to on Thurs, so will miss the B3TA one.. rats! still have fond memories of the last B3TA party I went to with Joel walking round with hsi "cunty mints" sticker stuck on forehead

hee
(cheekyweasel I did a sick in your shoes, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:29, archived)

great idea for a movie???



coat on, hat on, car started,
seeya
( Dill, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:04, archived)

hey...
I like it!
( Bitchpapa, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:13, archived)

When not helping the Empire crush Rebel forces
There was nothing Dave liked more than strolling around art galleries, occasionally pocketing some of the smaller pieces.

Here.

Apologies if it's been done, and for the fact that it required no Pshopping whatsoever...

*edit: To clarify, this is just a photo, to which I have done nothing but add a relatively annoying caption. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa, here's one what I did...



It's a repost, but I can't remember the passsword to FTP anything new to my site...*
( Natt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:51, archived)

woo





Sorry just practising my woos and yays
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:54, archived)

Thats a great woo yay
truly superb. I can even hear the "buwwwiiiiing" noise when they hit the buzzer
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:56, archived)

Are you having
me on
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:58, archived)

No seriously
I think thats brilliant
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:02, archived)

Thanks
much
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:03, archived)

oh dear! *wipes tear from eye*
That made me laugh so
(cheekyweasel I did a sick in your shoes, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:37, archived)

Absolutely

(_, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:43, archived)

That is
fu*king hilarious
(Monkey_Master, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:58, archived)

WOO YAY TO WOO YAY

( rollingcabbage, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:05, archived)

It's
a tidy mooey as well don't you think?
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:06, archived)

looks like...
a double tufter...
( Bitchpapa, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:19, archived)

that's very good
i like the way you have matched the motion blur of the body to the helmet
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:55, archived)

Erm
Yes. I did do that, didn't I?
( Natt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:58, archived)

that's very naughty
not only is it not your work, and not even photoshopped, but you are leeching it from someone elses server.
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:00, archived)

Oh, so that's why
I felt the compulsion to write the bit under the picture...
( Natt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:01, archived)

yeah, but i interpreted it to mean:
'this didn't take much work'

not

'i've pinched this from someone else'
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:02, archived)

Thats what i read it as aswell
never mind, i wish id found it cos i would have passed it off as my own!
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:04, archived)

but surely
'no pshopping whatsoever' doesn't leave much room for misinterpreterisationing?
( slight yoinks!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:04, archived)

compare:
'I've done no work today whatsoever!'

If someone said this to me, I would assume that they meant they had done very little work, not that they had not actually done any work at all
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:10, archived)

dunno i
reckon i'd believe em. certainly when i say that i mean literally no work whatsoever, but then i'm probably more of a layabout than your mates, so it's a fair cop.

:)
( slight yoinks!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:25, archived)

Hope the clarification is
clear. And the new (old) picture (which only went up at four one morning) goes some way to compensating...)
( Natt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:08, archived)

thanks for making it a link
sorry for jumping on you a bit, but I feel bandwidth theft is bandwidth theft, no matter who it is from. But then I am a picky git.
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:12, archived)

Absolument.
Consider the lesson thoroughly learned.
( Natt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:13, archived)

don't worry
I think the bbc can afford the bandwidth.
;)
( Monkeyboy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:03, archived)

point taken
but it's a line i prefer not to cross
/pious
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:05, archived)

You ain't from round 'ere are ya?


(yes, it's the moose again)
(Chromatically Challenged, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:01, archived)

well, I've not seen it before
nice to see he's so cultured. I like this story about an artist in America, up in court for placing black boxes marked 'fear' around the city. Sounds like an interesting project to be honest.
( pep, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:56, archived)

I like the fact that
he's called Clinton Boisvert. It's very Brasseye...
( Natt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:04, archived)

bum - I didn't realise you
didn't make the pic either - you should make it a linky - it' upsets people less - this is really for people's own work...
( pep, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:07, archived)

But
Everyone makes mistakes

As long as it's only The Sun's bandwidth, eh?
( Natt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:19, archived)

i like that
and you do have the best christmassy name
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:58, archived)

Behold a host of aaaargh...

( robh, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:35, archived)

Hark the Herald B-List Celebrities Sing

( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:38, archived)

A host of arrrgh?
perhaps he died while he was photoshopping.
but then he wouldn't bother to write aaaargh.
perhaps he was dictating
/don't know the lines
( Or is it?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:39, archived)

run
away!
( Dr.Dunno, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:42, archived)

there's a
saint aaaargh's in cornwall
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:42, archived)

Do you suppose he meant
the Camarrrrrrgue?
( Artamnesia, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:44, archived)

ooooooooooooh!
no,no, its aaaarrrgghh at the back of the throat.
no... ooooooooooh as in suprise and alarm, look!
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:45, archived)

cam'argain?
.
( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:46, archived)

comedy
comedy
comedy. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:46, archived)

thats me
1 joke every 453 posts - guaranteed :)
( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:48, archived)

I didnt spell it, but class anyway
ARTHUR: There! Look!
LAUNCELOT: What does it say?
GALAHAD: What language is that?
ARTHUR: Brother Maynard! You are a scholar.
MAYNARD: It's Aramaic!
GALAHAD: Of course! Joseph of Arimathea!
LAUNCELOT: 'Course!
ARTHUR: What does it say?
MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh'.
ARTHUR: What?
MAYNARD: '...The Castle of aaarrrrggh'.
BEDEVERE: What is that?
MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, come on!
MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says.
ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aarrggh'. He'd just say it!
MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock!
GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else?
MAYNARD: No. Just 'aaarrrrggh'.
LAUNCELOT: Aaaauugggh.
ARTHUR: Aarrrggh.
BEDEVERE: Do you suppose he meant the Camaaaaaargue?
GALAHAD: Where's that?
BEDEVERE: France, I think.
LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a 'Saint Aaauuves' in Cornwall?
ARTHUR: No, that's 'Saint Ives'.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, yes. Saint Iiiiives.
KNIGHTS: Iiiiives.
BEDEVERE: Oooohoohohooo!
LAUNCELOT: No, no. 'Aaaauugggh', at the back of the throat. Aaauugh.
BEDEVERE: N-- no. No, no, no, no. 'Oooooooh', in surprise and alarm.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, you mean sort of a 'aaaah'!
BEDEVERE: Yes, but I-- aaaaaah!
ARTHUR: Oooh!
GALAHAD: My God!
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:49, archived)

ooooopsie...
*ducks and covers*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:50, archived)

YAY!!!
*jumps for joy*
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:52, archived)

whats this Tubs!
we'll have no python here!
( curry monster, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:52, archived)

I know I know
but it is nearly christmas
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:53, archived)

you beat me
/sulks
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:45, archived)

sorry
he-he ;)
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:46, archived)

theres a st argggg in cornwall isnt there
he could have meant that?
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:44, archived)

I originally put
a host of aaaaaahhhh
but that looked daft......
( robh, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:46, archived)

News Surfing
BBC News Story!

I assume this is what she meant

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:32, archived)

say what you see
its a good answer, but not the one.
( youknowyouloveit, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:33, archived)

mind
piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:34, archived)

Ay???
..
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:34, archived)

mind piss = posting the same message as someone else at the same time

ay = mildly irritating, unless you are northern and saying yes
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:42, archived)

je ne comprende pas
.
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:46, archived)

youknowyouloveit and menub both had the same idea of posting a message in the style of roy walker. As they both had the same idea, and posted messages at the same time, menub said 'mind piss' to indicate the spookiness of this synchonicity. Clear?
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:50, archived)

ahhh oui
i dont know enough french to say this in french. Parle vous anglais and puis je avoir one of those. Thats it. But thankyou, ill be wary of mind piss in future. (that sounds weird)
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:55, archived)

poking fear in my hand eyes
.
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:36, archived)

Just say what you see
/ Roy Walker
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:33, archived)

Blind Fear?
maybe??
( robh, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:36, archived)

mad
ness
( youknowyouloveit, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:37, archived)

Excuse the threadjack
but didn't want to push any pictures off.

I did see the listing for Eminem's first house on Ebay, but since then I guess there has been a bit of a bandwagon starting with a picture of a cat looking at the listing and then a picture of a guy looking at the cat looking...See the latest in the series. I am SO getting my cat and digital camera out...
( Artamnesia, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:39, archived)

Where's
your cat??
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:53, archived)

in her dust-free cover
naturally. The camera's sleeping on the bed.
( Artamnesia, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:17, archived)

arrrrrrgh!
the fear the fear the fear the... uh... fear? well sort of
( Or is it?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:39, archived)

How could you do that
With out putting The fear in it? :D
( stevierar, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:39, archived)

I want my name
on that list of big users. and I'm a long way from it, so from today forward, I am changing my ways. I am going to start posting more often.
Never waste a thread!

/ambition
( Or is it?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:31, archived)

yeah...
you'd be surprised how empty victory feels.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:33, archived)

Where,
Pray tell, is this infamous list? I guarantee I'm not anywhere near being close to it, I just wondered is all...

/lurks
( 4838 Let the man go through, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:37, archived)

call me mr helpful
stat me up
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:40, archived)

Nice, Ice, Slice, Rice, Miami Vice
Cheers...
( 4838 Let the man go through, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:41, archived)

spazz back
not more than a page, I believe
it was subtly hidden as a "this" in a reply by spoon. hard to find. has a whole bunch of stats on usage.
( Or is it?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:41, archived)

Big list?
What big list? Time to spazz.
( Nastar, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:39, archived)

i found it
its here
( Or is it?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:43, archived)

SO now we have a way
to find who has the least to do with their day..
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:12, archived)

i dont think this fella is too impressed.

(Jim Pooley, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:48, archived)

er...
he also appears to have Parkinsons.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:49, archived)

dagnabbit
he was meant to look like he was shaking his head vigourously
(Jim Pooley, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:53, archived)

just me that noticed it then?

( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:09, archived)

That's

Beautiful!
( Artamnesia, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:19, archived)

Is that your eye?
*swoons (a bit)*
can you actually see it? I'm having trouble
with invisible pics recently
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:21, archived)

Nope

this isn't my mouth either.
( Artamnesia, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:33, archived)

Oh
Well.
*sniff* Another dream shattered...
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:36, archived)

I think it's gone 'orf !

( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:31, archived)

arf
that looks a bit like claire goose, though a bit younger obviously
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:33, archived)

Tee-hee
and with that
GOODNIGHT ALL!
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:35, archived)

Badly Drawn Roy


/coat, lemsip
( Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:29, archived)

Wow
what a bandwagon. Its got everything:

* Really easy to make the pics
* Totally not funny
* A million combinations

and the one thing it has over golf sale:

* Theres rhyming involved.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:31, archived)

I love you
I love you
I love you

Now cheer up. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:32, archived)

Sorry
i'm being grumpy lumpbucket today :)
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:32, archived)

Should that not be
grumpbucket?
( Dr.Dunno, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:38, archived)

oh dear
Imagine theres a bed, and two sides, which one did you get out of? Hey?
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:33, archived)

and
is it next to a wall?
( youknowyouloveit, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:38, archived)

To get out of the
wrong side of my bed, I would have to smash through a wall, the otherside of which would be quite a drop to the lower half of a winding staircase, which would hurt like fuck :)
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:40, archived)

wow
bound to put you in a grump, then.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:42, archived)

must look
quite cool though, in an incredible hulk stylee
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:44, archived)

That does indeed
sound like the wrong side of the bed to me
( Dr.Dunno, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:44, archived)

at least you cant use
comic sans in this bandwagon :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:33, archived)

Well you could
write the explanation in comic sans.

Anyway, I was just trying to head it off before it got to no hands and golf-sale levels of "toooo faaaaar"
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:34, archived)

nohands wasn't too bad
at least it meant some sort of potatoloching
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:36, archived)

Yes.
I don't hate nohands as much as Dr. Phil does, for example.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:36, archived)

eh?
I don't mind him/her that much.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:38, archived)

Oh alright then
twas just a vibe i got from a nohands post few days back.

There are those who hate him more than us both, too, i guess.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:39, archived)

i'm a bit fed up
with the little fuck, but i don't let it show much
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:44, archived)

I just think
Earnest T. Bass is better.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:48, archived)

certainly cuter
and not overused to such a degree.
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:52, archived)

ooh

( Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:33, archived)

Well I like it
hehe
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:33, archived)

me too!
well done for all badly drawn things :)
p.s. what does koit look like badly drawn?
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:37, archived)

me
But with a shitty hat on I guess.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:42, archived)

Tracy "Island" Shaw

( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:26, archived)

wel worth the two and a half hours.
honest.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:28, archived)

hahah
still a rude bastard i see!
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:30, archived)

I love him
His feeble mind tricks won't work on me !
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:31, archived)

Yay
Now we understand!
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:29, archived)

Phew
for a minute I thought you were going to waste those 2 and a half hours. Luckily you saved it just at the last minute. But why the A team van pic?
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:31, archived)

Have an idea
For the van.......had it for ages and ages, cant get the van pic !
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:32, archived)

what you need is a group of people to help you
preferably a group who have escaped from a maximum security prison, maybe they might be good at putting stuff together to make weapons, and maybe one of them smokes.

foo'
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:34, archived)

Have you tried Google Image Search? I've heard it's very good.
*legs it*
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:34, archived)

Cheers
I suspect that is where most of my time spent searching has happened.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:37, archived)

there's a huge on on one of the backgrounds
on the b3ta backgrounds page. i think misteralife made it... you could ask him where he got his from.
(doplop, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:34, archived)

Good plan batman
will do :)
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:36, archived)

badly drawn koi

thanks to Snafflemeister for idea :)
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:22, archived)

not another one

( rollingcabbage, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:29, archived)

woo
cheers,oh cabbage of much rolling :)
/edit, you are good at this /woo
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:32, archived)

comparing it to the picture
thats not actually that badly drawn coy. But that messes up the thingy. ignore.
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:35, archived)

The bastards...
...they've only gone and set up a counterfeiting operation in the garage...

(Clownkiller, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:20, archived)

marvellous
it's like gangster bagpuss
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:22, archived)

Careful what
You say around here
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:23, archived)

yay
for Bagpuss.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:24, archived)

In small mousey voices...
"Thieve! Thieve! Thieve! Thieve!"
( Natt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:31, archived)

We
will fix it, we will fix it, we will stick it with glue
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:34, archived)

You mean
Like this?

(There is no Mr Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:46, archived)

i love bagpuss me
i don't know why, i'm a grown man..
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:28, archived)

brill
skill

and

ace

woo!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:28, archived)

I can hardly believe that...
www.houpla.com is not taken, nor wooyay.com.

But, unfortunately Mr. Woo of the world wide woo isn't giving up his domain :(
( Red wine and cheese., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:19, archived)

i want beta.com
.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:24, archived)

I quote...
Would you like to purchase beta.com?
So wouldn't everyone else. However, given the sparse namespace left, we really don't want to sell. The typical offer received ($25-$50) barely covers name registration, and, if it wasn't worth maintaining, we'd just let it expire. Given the cost of getting a new namespace, configuring our servers, reissuing email addresses, the associated letterhead, etc., even a few hundred dollars won't pay the bills of change.

So, unless you have an offer that knocks our socks off (and we think really big), please save the bandwidth, and go buy one of the preregistered domains.
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:26, archived)

that site is truly awful.
you deserve it if only to make it look prettier
( Red wine and cheese., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:27, archived)

i suprised that...
...this hasn't gone yet:
www.hamburglar.com
( weebl Cheese Barns, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:30, archived)

there's a
hamburgurlar roleplay chatroom (that I regularly vist of course) here
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Internet violence: together we can stop it., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:59, archived)

it expires at the start of july next year
but they bought the domain for ten years? that sucks. especially in 1994.
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:32, archived)

Really bad joke time
(i just made this up. Its got possibly the worst pun in the world ever. Its really, really terrible, but here we go...)

Apparently you don't need stamps to post letters about soul music, all you have to do is piss in the corner instead. Its called "Urethra Franking".
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:26, archived)

yes, that is fucking awful
I salute you, sir.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:28, archived)

That's
not the worst joke I've ever heard
( Dr.Dunno, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:29, archived)

its the way
you type them
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:29, archived)

i love you.

( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:31, archived)

wow
thats...
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:16, archived)

Today I have mostly been like this


...which is nice and just in time for Crimbo too.
( Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:19, archived)

bless you
you hairy thing.
( pep, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:20, archived)

awww bless
get well soon!
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:21, archived)

Lemsip Max Strength
will nurse your big cat nose back to health.

get well soon!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:21, archived)

i hear
it sorts the men from the boys

should be handy for priests
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:22, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!
If only the problem wasn't so horrifyingly real. Hmm. :/
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:26, archived)

hohoho
nicely done :) w/y/h to you sir!
( Red wine and cheese., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:21, archived)

Woo
for polite lions!

I bet he asks the gazelle nicely if he can have a munch...
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:21, archived)

WOW!
You have great hair.
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:22, archived)

Is that Aslan?
Oh shit im getting old.
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:22, archived)

rock on
that's really lovely.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:24, archived)

Sometime very soon
there's going to be a sponsored Photoshop thread over at Fark. 4 digitals cameras will be up for grabs.

I know about it, because I organised it - so therefore can't plug it. But... I want to give B3tans who Fark a fair shot at the comp.

You see the difficulty I'm in..

Oh well, if you want an alert email when it starts, drop me a line.

manic AT bloggerheads DOT com
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:18, archived)

if b3tans fark,
they'll see it there wont they? Or not? Oh I dunno.
( pep, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:22, archived)

you know
how these threads work
early entries tend to get more votes - I just want B3atns to have a fair suck of the saveloy.

Erm, but not enough to give away what the theme is going to be, of course...
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:29, archived)

blimey - careful with the saveloy's
after the 'your all gay' comments. Where will it all end?
( pep, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:38, archived)

it's an aussie expression
because the batter is the best bit

:O)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:40, archived)

i was just about to say you can't batter a saveloy
but I was thinking of frankfurters, which is a completely different kettle of fish. P'raphs I am gay after all - don't know my sausages very well...
( pep, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:48, archived)

fnarr.
you're as bad as the rest of them, sometimes. ;)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:49, archived)

Your all gay
(poo.com, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:15, archived)

thank you
tosser
( rollingcabbage, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:16, archived)

Am I the only one who remembers?

( Dr.Dunno, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:36, archived)

and you have no grasp
of proper grammar.

Also if I was a lesbian, I bet you'd want to watch wouldn't you eh? Come on, admit it.
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:17, archived)

is this a question to the group
or to just the above poster?
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:18, archived)

above poster

( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:20, archived)

Ask him if he knows Davis
apparently he is "Bum Gay"
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:25, archived)

spoilsport
;)

oh well, I think I'm going to go home to bed, good night all
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:25, archived)

I'm off too
night pootle, get some rest!
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:28, archived)

erm
no forget it
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:18, archived)

I
Would



Sorry Dr but I couldn't help it
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:18, archived)

I can't really blame you
in this instance.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:29, archived)

actually yes
but im not him. do i still qualify?
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:19, archived)

yes.
i like girls who like girls.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:20, archived)

Cute attractive girls
who like cute attractive girls, preferably.
( bigdave, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:26, archived)

oooh
that sounds like me on a good day then
cuteness not guarunteed
( evil pixie, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:05, archived)

hehe
hehe
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:17, archived)

arf
silly boy/girl
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:18, archived)

yo
sup? :D
(manny, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:19, archived)

welcome annonymous guest
as quoted from that marvellous movie, Bambi, "if you can't say nothing nice don't say nothing at all"

Threadjack

Star Trek version of weakest link just started - Quark without make up looks like Jimmy Durante!
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:19, archived)

Yes,
He played principal Snider in Buffy
(Chromatically Challenged, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:20, archived)

I saw the Grand Magus in some disney film
with out his makeup, and sadly for him, it's no great improvement, and his voice still sounds just the same.
/sad geek
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:22, archived)

Eeek!
64.246.28.104/board/570255
(Chromatically Challenged, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:25, archived)

i saw rene aubergeneouis
(the morphing bloke from ds9) in a film and he looked just the same.
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:26, archived)

he was in an SG-1 episode
but his nose looks slightly different away from the worm hole.
Oh god, I am that sad.
/wallows in self pity and disgust
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:29, archived)

That is
Wallace Shawn (also played Vizzinini in The Princess Bride)
clicky
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:29, archived)

my my, some people certainly know
their 'HELLO' from their 'Take a Break'
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:31, archived)

Well
apparently one has Hello on the cover and the other...
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:34, archived)

thank god I've gone home
so I won't spend my journey home wishing I could think of a good come back
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:35, archived)

damnit
I wanna see!
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:21, archived)

this may seem a bit harsh

but you can't spell 'you're' and that is unforgivable
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Internet violence: together we can stop it., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:22, archived)

I bet it's a b3tan getting into the 5 o'clock spirit
but I want to use this

( wayward., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:30, archived)

I'm
glad you did that I thought I may have gone overboard!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Internet violence: together we can stop it., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:32, archived)

goodness
that's almost perfectly in time with Daft Punk's 'Pheonix'.

Are you sure you're not a dj?
( slight yoinks!, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:52, archived)

ha ha ha ha...
youl never catch me...

ha ha ha ha
(poo.com, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:37, archived)

We could try
looking on poo.com?
( Dr.Dunno, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:50, archived)

not again
you'll*
(vt8879, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:00, archived)

And yet we all took the time out of our days
to reply to this arse-spangled fuck-muppet
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:18, archived)

This amused me...
Drunk elephants kill six people
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:12, archived)

i dunno
small children being trampled to death has never really done it for me.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:13, archived)

god where's your sense
of humour
:)
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:15, archived)

Not the kids...
... but the thought of elephants looking for booze is amusing...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:16, archived)

I understand the reasons why you posted it
And I don't think it was the trampling I think other people are getting a little carried away. :)
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:18, archived)

:(

( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:15, archived)

Yep, that sure is funny....
...though I doubt it's as funny as a rogue meteor plummeting mercilessly through your house, killing all the occupants?
(Chromatically Challenged, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:17, archived)

STELLA = FIGHTING

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:17, archived)

stella = lovely
and dont all you people bang on about chemicals and whatnot. If you like real ale then grow a beard, if you like stella then fight people. Easy to see the difference
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:26, archived)

Best I could do...

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:32, archived)

When elephants hallucinate
do they see grey people?
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:38, archived)

.
I never got that whole pink elephant experience. When I hallucinate, it's just big hairy spiders. I mean, REALLY big hairy spiders. Like that one over there. AAAAH!
( davelog, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 18:00, archived)

Seeing as it's just gone 5pm
I think you're all a bunch of these

fnark!
(Wibblefunk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:10, archived)

well
i thin'k your all lovely.
( stup0t, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:11, archived)

Right that's it...
...outside now!

Come on, are you scared or something?
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:12, archived)

door
handles?

I don't geddit
( LP, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:13, archived)

fuck you
arse head
:)
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:14, archived)

Nice retort!
witty and to the point.
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:18, archived)

you too
bottom ears
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:19, archived)

you are a

( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:16, archived)

a
bird?
(doplop, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:31, archived)

there's only one of them
so collectively are we a knob? Or do you need lessons in arithmetic?

You cockcheese.

:)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:17, archived)

Pah!
Fuksockarsewankfeck to the lot of ya
(Wibblefunk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:37, archived)

The Truth
Gays are taking over
Darkies take our jobs
Muslims are all idiots
And immigrants are knobs
Chinkies are all spastics
And Pakis like to steal
Sambos eat each other's shit
The Holocaust weren’t real
Jews molest our children
Shame Enoch Powell’s dead
I know all this is truthful
Cos Richard Littlejohn said.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:10, archived)

what charming sentiments
you'd get on a storm with my gran mother
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:11, archived)

Im' laughing
I'm laughing and I cannot stop!

it is soooo offensive and at the same time sooo funny!
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:13, archived)

My Dad would love you
.
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:11, archived)

Seeing
as he's gay
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:12, archived)

My dad's uncle wouldn't go into a shop that was owned by...
an "Exotic twat"...how un pc can you get....the old cunt!
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:14, archived)

My local Asda
has a "foreign food" isle.

the cunts
( LP, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:19, archived)

I bought an "Exotic" fruit drink last week
cunt
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:23, archived)

I hired an exotic lady last weekend
he knew a thing or two. She must be a table tennis champ

the above statement is all lies, i just like table tennis gags.
(100 Years of EFC, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:27, archived)

Foreign Food Isle?
Sonds like the next reality Tv show to be hitting our screens has been decided on, then...
( Natt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:36, archived)

woooo
liddlebitopolitics
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:17, archived)

FAO Banana/mnb - new Day 7
7 (sanitised) Quo's a cackling



gotta go. hope this is OK.
(Phil not DS, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:05, archived)

hmm
pie!
( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:06, archived)

g'wan bigdave
what would your programme make of that?
( bananaman, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:07, archived)

tremendous!
I'll get it over straight away!
( Banana, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:08, archived)

magic darts
:)
excellent (and sorry!)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:09, archived)

Ha!
Brilliant :)
(Mr Flibble, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:10, archived)

bring back the old one
please
(pips, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 19:29, archived)

Japan unveils chocolate Beckham statue

First post - corny I know
(AJ, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:02, archived)

thats not a david bekham statue you moron.
its umm some red boxes.
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:03, archived)

oo.. and hello
welcome to b3ta. not really sure i can welcome you.. im a bit new too.
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:04, archived)

yeah, but
how do you form a chocolate twat?
( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:04, archived)

I don't know...
...but I would be very interested in finding out :)
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:07, archived)

it's like one of those magic eye pictures
look really closely, and you'll see a victoria Bekham statue...
( LP, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:06, archived)

No it's victoria beckham
..and some red boxes
(AJ, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:06, archived)

but she
wasn't ginger spice, so why a red box?
( sinisterduck, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:07, archived)

i get it now...
AH HA! obvious.. its Vic bekham...

ummmmmmmmmm
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:08, archived)

Threadjack!
Can anyone point me in the direction of the photo of the cat lying on it's back staring at the camera? I have been looking for bloody ages but to no avail!
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:04, archived)

not you again.
you back for another beating? starting a threadjack on a poor new person... WHHYY I ORRTTAAA
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:05, archived)

Come on then..
you know you wanna!

Sorry to new person - WYH to Beckham pic and welcome.
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:06, archived)

yeah
only people with chrimble trees can threadjack.

;p
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:06, archived)

I pay-pal'd
money to Cal today actually and I don't have my Furtive/Tree yet - how long does it take?
EDIT: There it is!
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:08, archived)

you've got two usernames
Cal gave the other one a furtve. Fixed now. (We need people to tell us their user names for this - we can't always guess :)
( pep, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:15, archived)

Ah - Sorry 'bout that.
Still all good now. Ta!
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:16, archived)

even better
get their id number.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:27, archived)

HAHAHA you couldnt climb that!
its not a tree! its more like.. umm something small and green.
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:09, archived)

it's a christmas bogey!

( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:13, archived)

if you don't mind a bit of a slog
rate my kitten will have some in there somewhere
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:07, archived)

god
i'm so bored i even went to look!
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:12, archived)

have you added
your fp kitten to ratemykitten yet? ;)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:12, archived)

oh you have
:) excellent :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:14, archived)

no you havent
i think it's time to go home for me...
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:15, archived)

jebus
i can hardly take the banwidth from here!
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:17, archived)

look on my profile
one of my frontpages is actually hosted on ratemykitten.

you actually upload it there.
/cheeky
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:19, archived)

i'm a dolt
i've just been there and submitted. we shall see...
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:20, archived)

there's a corking one
on ratemykitten.com that i used; have a rummage through the gallery
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:08, archived)

Thanks..
..to the two posts above!
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:09, archived)

viz
my pr0n cat one
( new_matt, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:11, archived)

Star!
Cheers mate.
( sick_boy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:14, archived)

Oddd. With three Ds.
**Mandatory thread jack**

I was just having a ciggy by the side door at work - it leads on to the little road to the private car park round the back of the building. A woman in her thirties, unatractive I might add, with parrot-perch earings on, came walking down. I thought nothing of it - I thought she was going to pick up her car. But no. She nips behind the wheelie bin, and the next thing I hear is liquid being released copiously. She wonders back out shortly afterwards, doing up her trousers, looks at me blankly, and walks baclk up to the road, where her friend was waiting.

It was one of those rare moments in life to be cherished for its sheer unorthodoxy.

Does anyone else have any public ladypiss stories they'd like to share? I feel this has unlocked a possibly disturbing new chapter in my life.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:05, archived)

that's pretty fucking wierd
do you live in Paris perhaps?
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:08, archived)

I had wondered
if I had missed the left turn at Alberquerque.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:10, archived)

I went to the "No Worries bug bash" in 94
and the toilets were packed so all the bloke were going behind a very container (back of a truck), the next thing I know there is a rough old munta squatting next to me having a leek.
needless to say my self and a few other guys no longer needed the loo.
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:09, archived)

hahaha
*cue comedy image of cartoon-style hasty retreat when approaching cliff too quickly*

oof!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:12, archived)

oh oh oh
my mate Sarah went into some bushes to have a pee, she was gone a while when we heard a thud and a scream. she had slipped over and head butted a rock and smashed her nose open and gave herself 2 black eyes.
( M@rkoni, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:17, archived)

oooooow
humiliating AND excrutiatingly painful.

Still, you've got to laugh.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:30, archived)

No
but mum's used to let their little mites piss in the car park outside my old office.
I wouldn't have minded, but I sat by the window on the ground floor and got to watch every single bloody time.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:10, archived)

had to watch?
are you sure had to watch? No photos?

(sick sick sick0, me.)
( dr_and_quinch, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:30, archived)

i once formed part of a human shield
while my friend kim did a drunken piss by the road, then fell in it.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:12, archived)

hahaha
stories about piss are brilliant, I have decided.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:13, archived)

A drunken female friend of mine...
...wen't behind a bush at Glastonbury to have a sneaky widdle.

It wasn't until she had finished before she realised the other side of the bush opened out into a field with several thousand people in it.
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:19, archived)

"wen't"?
What's that an abbreviation of, then?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:27, archived)

Wensleydale Kommesariat
I believe.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:36, archived)

Prostitutes
often stand under the light across the street from my house to fix their make-up. And there was one month last summer during which someone was ocassionally urinating on my front porch, but I always assumed it was some misguided drunk. It was really awful. Copious amounts of bleach were administered to porch.

I've peed in fields when necesarry, but not yet in an alley.
( Artamnesia, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:23, archived)

I approve of anyone pissing in fields
It is one of the most pleasant ways of communing with nature.

Monkeysex in a field (or a tree if you're brave enough) is even better though :)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:31, archived)

umm...
surely it was just a lady having a wee? Am I missing something?
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:39, archived)

hey welcome!
i don't get it though. what have boxes got to do with david beckham?
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:05, archived)

DUH..
Its blatantly obvious!

/runs
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:06, archived)

I think it's got something to do with
the statue of Mr Beckham which was unveiled in a Budhist temple recently. Well, I guess that's what he's on about. Where the hell the chocolate comes into it is beyond me.
(sonicpeon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:13, archived)

They really have
made a chocolate David Beckham and it is surrounded by those boxes. Still don't get it though.
( wayward., Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:20, archived)

chocolate beckham statue
Here's a link to the story
(AJ, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:22, archived)