so i thought i'd show you my large purple-headed cock instead.

(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:04, archived)
i've been wanting to have a word. what's the name of your country? and do you know there is a b3ta region? oh and cheers for introducing me to the game
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:09, archived)
i am the Principality of Melisma
and i didn't know there was a b3ta region, but i'm doing nicely in The Underworld atm :/
-Edit- yes i know it classes me as a psychotic dictatorship, but i'm trying to change that now :)
sorry - tags!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:09, archived)
have any suggestions for a good book for me to read next? i've finished reading all but my non-fiction, and i don't fancy that!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:34, archived)
attempted to read some of girlfriend in a coma and disliked it enough to stop.
have read sophie's world (meh.)
and of course alice in wonderland, but i think that deserves revisting :)
thanks!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:33, archived)
have you read microserfs then? I liked girlfriend in a coma because something actually happens in it (unlike most of coupland's other books).
the selfish gene is good. or maybe nathaniel's nutmeg for some true tales of piracy!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:57, archived)
Discworld series by Terry Pratchett
Boy and Going Solo by Roald Dahl
Knowledge of Angels by Jill Paton Walsh
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:58, archived)
now, i've just finished the first of the discworld books and good omens, for i had never read terry pratchett. they were good. what are the second and third discworld books?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:34, archived)
is second?
mort is fourth (?), and is probably my favourite...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:54, archived)
but i'm sure Joel Veitch won't exactly be over the moon with this.
Note that they didn't even bother to change the 'spectators'.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:02, archived)
did the punk puppies ad on Irish TV now for some newspaper...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:04, archived)
other anims, while not as much of a ripoff as that one (which is billed as "Punk Kittens!" by the way.. hmm) are decidedly Veitchesque, such as this one.
Except nowhere near as funny.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:07, archived)
imitation is the highest form of flattery. and he's already on telly!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:09, archived)
and the spectators are identical. The song however is shitter.
Imitation is indeed the sincerest form of flattery - often on this very message board people do the ideaspazz and knock up new versions of old favourites. The difference is there's usually either explicit or implicit (as in "everyone knows xxxx person originally did this so no need to put it") credit given.
I don't know. I suppose I don't like the idea of these dire sites stealing the b3tan hummus ;)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:12, archived)
but at least they're not directly leeching the stuff off of our webspace like they usually do! ha haa haa!! good on 'em for doing something, i reckon, even if it's not original.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:14, archived)
for that "all of me" flash anim they have.
If you've not already seen it you really should
:)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:26, archived)
all off to the pub and I am stuck in at my parents, on dial-up, due to a severe tactical error. Not going to pub on own :(
On the bright side I have a pint of beer :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:44, archived)
that's a good way of describing it.
i, at least, am stuck at my parents with broadband...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:46, archived)
at 56 bloody k I feel your pain.
Still, good free food and all.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:46, archived)
we just don't like to admit to it in public.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:37, archived)
who needs pubs!
me and auntie stella are havin a quiet night in :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:48, archived)
ahoy thar! and me and a nice bottle of red wine are having a very pleasant evening of it on broadband.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:02, archived)
can't even post any pics as I have no FTP or passwords to my multiple dwarf/midget porn website empire :( (where I normally host my pics obviously)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:05, archived)
oh messmate, where i shall arrange to host yer pictures for yee!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:07, archived)
livingroom to look EXACTLY like a trendy bar - complete with cardboard cutout barflies. it's all going swimmingly. i think i've pulled! he's a bit two-dimensional though...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:11, archived)
and to top it all I and my dad have had a massive row, so we're not speaking anymore. Where do your parents live? if it's close I'll meet you at the pub.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:50, archived)
Oh well, I might as well surrender to the inevitable shitness of christmas. I did manage to get two Sharpe videos for only £1.99 a piece today though, so at least there's that.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:59, archived)

Evening peeps :) Merry Chrimbo!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:31, archived)
my merry xmas post down below, so I did.....
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:33, archived)
I'm off for a skin full down at the local.
Well OK you got me I'm only 16 but hey it's christmas soon \o/.
Anyway the landlord thinks I'm 18 so it's all good :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:16, archived)
me , enjoy :)
Edit : WOO !!! front paged for Christmas !!
I heart b3ta !
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:24, archived)
... long live WBM's Norks too... they're not just for Xmas, they are for life!!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:15, archived)
are just for Christmas, I'll be at the front of the queue on Boxing Day..
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:19, archived)
photoslap a Christmas carol.
Its the jingle bell Rock.
/coat
/santa hat
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:06, archived)
how people come here expecting sensible answers and what not when they ask real life questions
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:03, archived)
I've always wondered why i have 3 testicles and why one of my feet is 2 shoe sizes bigger than the other
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:06, archived)
1: The middle, slightly less hairy testicle is actually your penis, tallywacker, knob, cock, prick, dick, penis, willy, yang, boys-bits, etc.
2: it relates to that time when you forgot to look at what you were doing while mowing the lawn and staring at your neighbour's sexy wife, and accidentally trimmed all the toes off one foot.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:08, archived)
but that still doesn't explain why i was born with a second head and 3 arms
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:09, archived)
conjoined twins, are you?
just noticed I said penis twice in the above post - I'll leave it and let it look intentional I think...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:11, archived)
edit button that way people think they're crazy when they see it disappear.
And no I'm not conjoined twins atleast i dont think i am. My mum always said I was normal and everyone else was weird for having 2 arms and 1 head
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:13, archived)
Ohh the Mummy is on
/short attention span
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:09, archived)
Sorry someone was racing into the desert..
Ooh, bodies in jars
/morbid
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:13, archived)
I used to use special equipment, but some cow stole it off me...

Ohh bandwagon and challenge, all in one.
Full fat version
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:53, archived)
for a nuclear powered aircraft carrier yesterday. Someone's getting a chrismas suprise, for sure.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:12, archived)
know how to fix video players when the eject button has packed in completely!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:53, archived)
not too be taken lightly
instead i'm taking the front pannel off now to see the problem
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:57, archived)
there should be a little clicky that makes things eject, or a hole to stick a needle in, like on a CD Rom.
Tell me about your comical video some more.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:57, archived)
do you want to know?
it's made by DeGraaf
i bought it for £60 quid 3 years ago
it doesn't have long play
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:00, archived)
Drop kick it out the window.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:02, archived)
just get a new one they're dirt cheap nowadays so why bother fixing it?
Hmm when i think about it if you've lost your fave porn vid in it it's understandable
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:04, archived)
Get with the program !
porn DVD's are the future - crystal clear picture, great pause, zoom function & everthing 'glistens'!
woo hoo
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:06, archived)
but you must realise you'll just resort to bashing it with a hammer so whats the point?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:58, archived)
I'm surprised no one else has done that yet.
well done though nice common man touch
i really need potatochop :(
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:54, archived)
Sorry for being rude and stuff the other day to my troll.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:54, archived)
justifiable rudeness and fully deserved towards said twat; quite enjoyed it meself acksherly :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:57, archived)
I was in tesco's yesterday when I heard a duck quack.
I looked around for a while trying to find out where this duck was but to discover that it was a retarded child talking to her helper.
Now you can imagine how much fun i had listening to their conversations cant you?
Thought i should share one of the many cruel but funny moments i experience regularly.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:46, archived)
(which just happens to be everyday) the road to heaven gets longer and longer while the road to hell gets shorter and shorter.
Keep up the good work.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:54, archived)

as festive as I can get at the moment,
till I've been to the PUB
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:33, archived)
and there is beer in the office fridge. Do I? Or don't I?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:40, archived)
you're leaving anyway, so it's not like they can sack you. and it's christmas eve - you shouldn't be working. and if they have a go, shout at them for leaving beer lying around. they were asking for it.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:42, archived)
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
And in case you're dyslexic
od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:42, archived)
An hour left at work.
Have a great Xmas my dears! Hope you all get what you wish for and I wish you joy, happiness, luck and hope :)
xxxx
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:44, archived)
Thats like having a box of disco-biscuits on yer desk!
Edit: You too! Good luck in new job, heres to famous norks in the new year!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:47, archived)
I was hoping you'd give me money or a car or something not just kind words :(
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:47, archived)
e-money just isn't the same.
send me money to
1 London Road
Londonish
Londonshire
LO1 1OL
i need money :(
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:55, archived)
The number is:
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxx4
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:56, archived)
... a superbly prosperous New Year to you all... Keep doing that thing you all do that keeps a smile on my face...
Cheers Dudes and Dudettes...
Heres to 2003!!!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:00, archived)

clicky for slightly bigger
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:09, archived)
i just wrote a very long response to that, but then read it and realised it wasn't very helpful. i don't have my original source. when i get time i'll hunt it down. for now, suffice it to say that there are a couple of surprise time pockets in australia, which differ from the next time zone by half an hour.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:29, archived)
that sounds impressive, having hidden surprise time pockets.
oh, we get an australian form tutor in january, i'll ask him
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:31, archived)
generally just a lurker, it's nice to know there are other mini b3tans.
mind you, you're actually good at stuff so i'll go back to sitting alone with my f5 button in the corner...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:43, archived)
it's a nice round number!
although i've just gone and spoilt it with the 40th one
doh
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:46, archived)
yay
houpla
nice
that
is
signed
with
love
from
koit
merry
xmas
tasty
lass
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:32, archived)
thank you very much there, you nice koit you!
and a merry xmas to you too :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:35, archived)
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