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# This might be old news, and sorry if it is
but i'm sure Joel Veitch won't exactly be over the moon with this.

Note that they didn't even bother to change the 'spectators'.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:02, archived)
# I wonder if he
did the punk puppies ad on Irish TV now for some newspaper...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:04, archived)
# Also
other anims, while not as much of a ripoff as that one (which is billed as "Punk Kittens!" by the way.. hmm) are decidedly Veitchesque, such as this one.

Except nowhere near as funny.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:07, archived)
# i can't see what the problem is?
imitation is the highest form of flattery. and he's already on telly!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:09, archived)
# Well, the idea is identical, the background is similar
and the spectators are identical. The song however is shitter.

Imitation is indeed the sincerest form of flattery - often on this very message board people do the ideaspazz and knock up new versions of old favourites. The difference is there's usually either explicit or implicit (as in "everyone knows xxxx person originally did this so no need to put it") credit given.

I don't know. I suppose I don't like the idea of these dire sites stealing the b3tan hummus ;)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:12, archived)
# perhaps,
but at least they're not directly leeching the stuff off of our webspace like they usually do! ha haa haa!! good on 'em for doing something, i reckon, even if it's not original.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:14, archived)
# I guess they can be forgiven, now I remember,
for that "all of me" flash anim they have.

If you've not already seen it you really should

:)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:33, archived)
# you bunch of bastards
all off to the pub and I am stuck in at my parents, on dial-up, due to a severe tactical error. Not going to pub on own :(

On the bright side I have a pint of beer :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:44, archived)
# "severe tactical error"
that's a good way of describing it.

i, at least, am stuck at my parents with broadband...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:46, archived)
# I feel your pain
at 56 bloody k I feel your pain.

Still, good free food and all.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:46, archived)
# there are many of us
we just don't like to admit to it in public.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:37, archived)
# bah!
who needs pubs!
me and auntie stella are havin a quiet night in :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:48, archived)
# aaarrr
ahoy thar! and me and a nice bottle of red wine are having a very pleasant evening of it on broadband.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:02, archived)
# *sniff*
can't even post any pics as I have no FTP or passwords to my multiple dwarf/midget porn website empire :( (where I normally host my pics obviously)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:05, archived)
# get thee into m3ss3nger,
oh messmate, where i shall arrange to host yer pictures for yee!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:07, archived)
# staying in is the new going out :)
or something....
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:05, archived)
# i have decorated my
livingroom to look EXACTLY like a trendy bar - complete with cardboard cutout barflies. it's all going swimmingly. i think i've pulled! he's a bit two-dimensional though...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:11, archived)
# ditto
and to top it all I and my dad have had a massive row, so we're not speaking anymore. Where do your parents live? if it's close I'll meet you at the pub.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:50, archived)
# nice plan mate
anywhere near south oxfordshire?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:54, archived)
# on a map its only inches m8!
but in real life, sadly not.
:(
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:55, archived)
# Unfortunately not
Oh well, I might as well surrender to the inevitable shitness of christmas. I did manage to get two Sharpe videos for only £1.99 a piece today though, so at least there's that.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:59, archived)
# I'm just nipping out for a quick round....Anyone care to join me?

Evening peeps :) Merry Chrimbo!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:31, archived)
# same to you sah! Just did
my merry xmas post down below, so I did.....
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:33, archived)
# nice!
happy christmas sir! :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:36, archived)
# that's
art that is! woopla!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:39, archived)
# There you are !
A b3tan yule hello to you, me old mucker.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:12, archived)
# Merry Kissmouse

And a Hippy New Ear
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:30, archived)
# haha
woo!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:37, archived)
# and a hippy new ear
very woo
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:52, archived)
# hehehe
supoib :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:50, archived)
# A new toy for the kitty
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:19, archived)
# Who is that?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:34, archived)
# Could be
his twin brother?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:36, archived)
# right then
I'm off for a skin full down at the local.



Well OK you got me I'm only 16 but hey it's christmas soon \o/.
Anyway the landlord thinks I'm 18 so it's all good :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:16, archived)
# I'm off too.
See ya tonight.

Harpy Horidaes.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:18, archived)
# And
me , enjoy :)


Edit : WOO !!! front paged for Christmas !!
I heart b3ta !
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:24, archived)
# Merry Christmas 'vry1


and2u2 wbm
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:13, archived)
# Wow
Nice
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:14, archived)
# Soooperb Tatieshopping buddy...
... long live WBM's Norks too... they're not just for Xmas, they are for life!!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:15, archived)
# If her norks
are just for Christmas, I'll be at the front of the queue on Boxing Day..
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:19, archived)
# that's a nice
cup of koala tea, that is......
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:15, archived)
# Velly nice
I can see someone is going to love that.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:19, archived)
# that is so very good
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:21, archived)
# thats
amazing !

with me Kaaaarl Hooper :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:26, archived)
# hahaha
brill!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:27, archived)
# Most impressive
:)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:30, archived)
# This week should have been
photoslap a Christmas carol.

Its the jingle bell Rock.
/coat
/santa hat
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:06, archived)
# you are a
bad, bad person

:)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:49, archived)
# funny isn't it
how people come here expecting sensible answers and what not when they ask real life questions
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:03, archived)
# What do you want to know?
I'm all ears
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:04, archived)
# That must cost you
a fortune in Q-tips...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:06, archived)
# well
I've always wondered why i have 3 testicles and why one of my feet is 2 shoe sizes bigger than the other
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:06, archived)
# That's easy...
1: The middle, slightly less hairy testicle is actually your penis, tallywacker, knob, cock, prick, dick, penis, willy, yang, boys-bits, etc.

2: it relates to that time when you forgot to look at what you were doing while mowing the lawn and staring at your neighbour's sexy wife, and accidentally trimmed all the toes off one foot.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:08, archived)
# pwah
hahahaha !!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:09, archived)
# aha
but that still doesn't explain why i was born with a second head and 3 arms
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:09, archived)
# You're not
conjoined twins, are you?

just noticed I said penis twice in the above post - I'll leave it and let it look intentional I think...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:11, archived)
# hint
edit button that way people think they're crazy when they see it disappear.

And no I'm not conjoined twins atleast i dont think i am. My mum always said I was normal and everyone else was weird for having 2 arms and 1 head
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:13, archived)
# Dong,
schlong, one-eyed monster, wang, woody,
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:20, archived)
# Do you live near any major lay lines?
Ohh the Mummy is on
/short attention span
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:09, archived)
# erm
dunno i dont get out much
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:11, archived)
# Pardon?
Sorry someone was racing into the desert..
Ooh, bodies in jars
/morbid
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:13, archived)
# bit of randomness
going on methinks
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:14, archived)
# I'd heard that
rumour.

/vic reeves
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] "How do you make yours?"
I used to use special equipment, but some cow stole it off me...


Ohh bandwagon and challenge, all in one.


Full fat version
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:53, archived)
# hey
there
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:58, archived)
# Yeah
What?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:33, archived)
# *claps loudly*
WOO!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:02, archived)
# OKa,y
theyre just getting odder and odder...

Me still likes.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:02, archived)
# Moo Moo am
full of surprises
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:03, archived)
# do
land mines come out of his bum?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:10, archived)
# You bet, he was ordering spares
for a nuclear powered aircraft carrier yesterday. Someone's getting a chrismas suprise, for sure.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:12, archived)
# I cant wait
.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:15, archived)
# anyone!
know how to fix video players when the eject button has packed in completely!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:53, archived)
# Smash it with
a hammer or stick your fingers up your bum
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:54, archived)
# advice
not too be taken lightly
instead i'm taking the front pannel off now to see the problem
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:57, archived)
# If you take the top off
there should be a little clicky that makes things eject, or a hole to stick a needle in, like on a CD Rom.
Tell me about your comical video some more.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:57, archived)
# what
do you want to know?
it's made by DeGraaf
i bought it for £60 quid 3 years ago
it doesn't have long play
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:00, archived)
# you forgot
bag-o-shite in that list
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:01, archived)
# Then my less than expert advice is:
Drop kick it out the window.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:02, archived)
# seriously
just get a new one they're dirt cheap nowadays so why bother fixing it?


Hmm when i think about it if you've lost your fave porn vid in it it's understandable
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:04, archived)
# porn vid ?!?!?
Get with the program !

porn DVD's are the future - crystal clear picture, great pause, zoom function & everthing 'glistens'!

woo hoo
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:06, archived)
# i would tell you
but you must realise you'll just resort to bashing it with a hammer so whats the point?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:58, archived)
# It's wifeof's fault :)
sorry :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:51, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
madman!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:52, archived)
# wow
I'm surprised no one else has done that yet.
well done though nice common man touch

i really need potatochop :(
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:54, archived)
# Merry Christmas Witchy!!
Sorry for being rude and stuff the other day to my troll.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:54, archived)
# Eh? That was fully
justifiable rudeness and fully deserved towards said twat; quite enjoyed it meself acksherly :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:57, archived)
# So motherfucking cocksucking
cunt was okay then? ;)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:58, archived)
# oh
yes. He/she/it's probably lurking now - hiya!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:59, archived)
# Yeah,
merry Christmas you cunt!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:00, archived)
# Careful
.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:04, archived)
# aargghhhaa haa haa!
and merry christmas to you!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:55, archived)
# Bwhahahahahhh-hahhahahah-hahahhah
Woo-Yay!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:01, archived)
# s'a good font,
that. Used it for a wooyay meself :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:13, archived)
# It's a very friendly kind of font
Angelica it is known as.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:30, archived)
# Like it!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:01, archived)
# I like that
enough to ask it for its telephone number! woo
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:25, archived)
# wahey!
hehehe class m8
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:34, archived)
# Ha!
That's great
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:31, archived)
# lok at this guy's festive hat
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:48, archived)
# never
ever link from geocities they no like us :(
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:50, archived)
# They don't
like anyone.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:56, archived)
# ducks
I was in tesco's yesterday when I heard a duck quack.
I looked around for a while trying to find out where this duck was but to discover that it was a retarded child talking to her helper.
Now you can imagine how much fun i had listening to their conversations cant you?

Thought i should share one of the many cruel but funny moments i experience regularly.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:46, archived)
# It seems each day I come on here
(which just happens to be everyday) the road to heaven gets longer and longer while the road to hell gets shorter and shorter.

Keep up the good work.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:54, archived)
# Hahahaha,
there was my beer all over the keyboard!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:55, archived)
# Its

as festive as I can get at the moment,
till I've been to the PUB
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:33, archived)
# Okay, it's 11:30am
and there is beer in the office fridge. Do I? Or don't I?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:40, archived)
# My dear Sue
of course you should. Have a nice cold one.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:41, archived)
# yes
you're leaving anyway, so it's not like they can sack you. and it's christmas eve - you shouldn't be working. and if they have a go, shout at them for leaving beer lying around. they were asking for it.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:42, archived)
# I
would
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:42, archived)
# do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
And in case you're dyslexic
od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od od.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:42, archived)
# haha
nice.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:44, archived)
# you
needed to ask?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:42, archived)
# Alrighty, beer in hand.
An hour left at work.
Have a great Xmas my dears! Hope you all get what you wish for and I wish you joy, happiness, luck and hope :)

xxxx
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:44, archived)
# And
to you too :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:46, archived)
# They keep beer in the office fridge?
Thats like having a box of disco-biscuits on yer desk!
Edit: You too! Good luck in new job, heres to famous norks in the new year!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:47, archived)
# :(
I was hoping you'd give me money or a car or something not just kind words :(
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:47, archived)
# Here
$$
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:53, archived)
# bah
e-money just isn't the same.
send me money to

1 London Road
Londonish
Londonshire
LO1 1OL

i need money :(
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:55, archived)
# I have $3,465 in my checking account.
The number is:
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxx4
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:56, archived)
# A Very Merry Xmas and...
... a superbly prosperous New Year to you all... Keep doing that thing you all do that keeps a smile on my face...
Cheers Dudes and Dudettes...
Heres to 2003!!!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:00, archived)
# yaaaay
and woo to the festive kittens!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:47, archived)
# Merry van Eyck's Miss

only works if you mis-pronounce it
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:27, archived)
# haaar dee
haar har!!

merry xmas to you too, or is it?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:30, archived)
# oh dear,
that is terrible!
woo! :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:33, archived)
# The old masters
are the best.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:15, archived)
# christmas is a time of cheap transportation for the saami and their dependant reindeer
wheeee!! free!!
clicky for slightly bigger
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:09, archived)
# That is
beeeeeoooooooowwteeeeeeful !
Have a festive
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:12, archived)
# thank
you :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:54, archived)
# fireworks, anyone?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:10, archived)
# you never did
explain why you australians have crazy timezones
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:20, archived)
# aargh
i just wrote a very long response to that, but then read it and realised it wasn't very helpful. i don't have my original source. when i get time i'll hunt it down. for now, suffice it to say that there are a couple of surprise time pockets in australia, which differ from the next time zone by half an hour.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:29, archived)
# wow
that sounds impressive, having hidden surprise time pockets.

oh, we get an australian form tutor in january, i'll ask him
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:31, archived)
# How old are you?
.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:38, archived)
# six
and ten years
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:39, archived)
# Are you donating your pocket money?
/cant afford a furtive
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:41, archived)
# oooh although i am
generally just a lurker, it's nice to know there are other mini b3tans.

mind you, you're actually good at stuff so i'll go back to sitting alone with my f5 button in the corner...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:43, archived)
# 39posts in 309 days?
blimey. fnord would be proud.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:45, archived)
# well at least
it's a nice round number!

although i've just gone and spoilt it with the 40th one

doh
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:46, archived)
# Yay for
b3ta chicks!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:02, archived)
# yay!
:)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:35, archived)
# How do you know he'll have pockets ?
he could wear skirts !
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:39, archived)
# Woo
yay
houpla
nice
that
is
signed
with
love
from
koit

merry
xmas
tasty
lass
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:32, archived)
# well!
thank you very much there, you nice koit you!

and a merry xmas to you too :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:35, archived)
# merry christmas
dear koity
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:38, archived)
# Naner
to you too good Sir.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:39, archived)
# woo!
:)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:32, archived)

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