for TBR

(dex, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

DAMNIT
I'm in the middle of making that :D

BUT IT DEFINATLY DESERVES A BIG



Gonna post mine when finished anyway :D
( TBR, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:45, archived)

Yeh go for it
I only did that one really quickly.
(dex, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)

yay!
it was asking for it!
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:51, archived)

Manning The Hutt


Its Bernard Manning, see? MANNING, a non PC
comedian from the '70's for God sake.
C'mon give me a break......
(Wrighty www.mudlife.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

What
is the point of us commenting on the joke, if you've explained it and then made it unfunny and undemanding of a comment?

Leave the explanation off, see if we actually get it... this is part of the FUN!
( JustHere, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:34, archived)

ITS A FUCKING REPOST
THEY DIDNT GET IT FIRST TIME ROUND, THEY
JUST DIDNT GET IT THE BASTARDS.........

I'M PUTTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT........ DONT
TOUCH ME !!!!!!!!!!!!
(Wrighty www.mudlife.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)

they might have got it
but not found it funny?

/shit stir
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

tee hee
sssshh
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

See
in the FAQ about how they don't comment...

Hey, I sympathise... but reposting and explaining it and getting pissy's not gonna help you, or anyone else, is it?

Ah well - night night all.
( JustHere, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:45, archived)

SLUT
refer to subject
(Wrighty www.mudlife.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)

WHORE
...
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)

harrrrdy harrrrrrr
was gonna do that myself, but for some reason unable to post.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:34, archived)

haha
I will you loon...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)

Robot Dave Benson Phillips
The scariest thing I have ever seen

( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:26, archived)

excellent
woo yay!
fuck 280 pixels
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)

I looked at this once and laughed a lot
then I read the captions and laughed twice as much
( smutch, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

Pissed with a bag full of reposts
FUCK OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Wrighty www.mudlife.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:25, archived)

:(
don't be angry.
it makes colin sad.
:(
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:27, archived)

nutsacks
I got 54 and then it www.xangadix.net/gallery/flash/guessing/guessing.swf got me on 'Sinds een dag of twee - Doe Maar' or 'hallo vriendjes - Bassie en Adriaan'.
And no blimmin high score table.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)

i just heard michael portillo say
"everyone is covering their bottoms"
wonderful.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:30, archived)

Barbie wont know what bloody hit her....


Get it a bloody John Holmes ActionMan, get it
for Gods sake!!!!

John Holmes yeah? porn star for Christ sake???
(Wrighty www.mudlife.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:25, archived)

Too bad that penis
isn't fully articulated. (Wait - that's kind of like the real one!)
( Artamnesia, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:30, archived)

There's an interesting thought...
and on a similar note, did you know an elephant's penis is as prehensile as it's nose?
( JustHere, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

I wonder why they don't just use their trunks, then?

( Artamnesia, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)

Maybe
they developed that way because of the larger family groups they have...

That way he can satisfy 2 "wives" at once...
( JustHere, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)

Only if the thing is forked
I imagine.
( Artamnesia, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

Kangaroos
have forked penises.
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

pigs have curly penises
8 curls when erect you know
( evil pixie, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)

so morning wood for them means they are
twirly risers
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:02, archived)

yes
my brother's friend says when he went to africa he saw an elephant masturbating with a tree
cos their penises are as long as their trunks (apparantly)
( evil pixie, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)

it says on my pack of pasta that
in a lifetime you eat 30 tonnes of food.
that's the equivalent of six elephants.
mmmmmmmm :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

with these completely explained jokes
you're really spoiling it for yourself...
( JustHere, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

ITS A FUCKING REPOST
THEY DIDNT GET IT FIRST TIME ROUND THE BASTARDS
............



DONT TOUCH ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Wrighty www.mudlife.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:40, archived)

way hayyyyyyy
nice one!
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:33, archived)

sigh

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:24, archived)

Big poster
Ive got that as a huuuge poster in my room, xcept the band arent invisible, theyre hiding under the tree, possibly hiding from the sky, which they are all scared of (did you know Travis are afraid of the sky? They are also afraid of cats, burglars and old men)
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)

travis should be shot

( evil pixie, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

i express
no opinion.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:33, archived)

what about onions
do you express onions?
( evil pixie, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)

sometimes
when i'm lonely
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)

(t)re(e)post?

( JustHere, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)

could be
who's asking?

Shit, caught.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)

don't be scared, it's only a kitten...
sorry for posting this shit...

( smutch, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)

hehe very silly
don't apologise, i don't apologise for posting shit!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:25, archived)

i've just learnt how to do masking
and it took me ages to get no hands in the right position, but it's still shit...
( smutch, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)

Don't worry,
practice makes perfect!
(Indole Ring, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

quite
i've been pissing around for ages and have no idea what masking is. welcome aboard! fuck, i'm drunk
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

I too have no idea
what this masking is.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)

i hope we're not missing out

( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:42, archived)

nor me
it's something to do with... err.. masks or something
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:43, archived)

I'm sorry
but continuing my scientific theme, has anyone else noticed that no hand's front paw bone structure is seriously fucked up? I swear my cats don't have a shoulder structure that can handle that...
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:26, archived)

No hands,
is clearly the work of a Bonsai Kitten master.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

kittens have out of proportion feet
it makes them cuter
( I think )
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:33, archived)

ladies and gentlemans, I give you .....
a pull and go rodent.....



clickness for bigness/better resness




And why not?
(mooglemania has 1 & 3/4 feet..., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)

I want one
where can I buy one?
( smutch, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:26, archived)

probably from the same place
you can get one of these.



/edit: dammit...another FP...i really must try tattyslopping in the small hours more often...
(mooglemania has 1 & 3/4 feet..., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)

My
autie sells rodents that do that, well toy ones anyway, v. cool :)
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:45, archived)

woo yey!
me likey
( evil pixie, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:27, archived)

you are sick,
but my kinda p3rson.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

woooo!

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

I LOVE
MOOGLES.
(SkitzoMonkey, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

now now
i hardly even know you
(mooglemania has 1 & 3/4 feet..., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:45, archived)

Something for the kids at Easter
I know its only Lent, but you know what those Hollywood bastards are like, anything for a quick buck.

(kiss_my_swingers, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)

i lent my mate harry potter,
do i get it back now?
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)

Reliant Dobin, get it.........Reliant bloody DOBIN

(Wrighty www.mudlife.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)

a big mare and large fries,
mercie!
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)

the horse looks like it's hoovering there
not standing on the grass
tis a lovely horsey though
( evil pixie, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)

£12.00 plus £5.50 expenses
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)

adopted people
need not apply it seems.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)

Harder
to make sure there's no accidental creation of mutant freaks through artificial incestification.

£5.50 "expenses" - is that for jazzmags?
( JustHere, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)

And why can't women?
I'm sure they'd be an awfullot better at obtaining sperm to donate...
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)

There you go
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:36, archived)

Godzilla vs. The FEAR!

( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)

FOR FU*@S SAKE!
i've only got a 48inch screen!
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:27, archived)

Save the Hedgehox!

( Flash_Bastard, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:15, archived)

ahhhh, flash at last!
errr,foxhog,or errrrr hedgeox.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)

he looks strangely smug about something.
perhaps he found a pound down the back of the sofa?
(lonely, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)

looks more like he found a
spliff.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)

could be.
i hope he starts looking for some biscuits.
(lonely, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)

hodgehegs like biscuits:


(found on a hodgeheg hospital site i think)
( evil pixie, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:30, archived)

they look like tescos finest olive and chive crumbles
a refined choice.
(lonely, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:33, archived)

don't be silly,
its a tesco finest butter and almond crunch!
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:37, archived)

there's been loads of hodgeheg posts recently
this makes me happy
( evil pixie, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:25, archived)

'cos its spring!
(almost)
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)

It was too late

Withnail was already starting to succumb..
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:11, archived)

chuckle..
v.g.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:13, archived)

That has
the most realistic eye movement I've seen for ages.

Woo!

I need to see that film.
( JustHere, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)

If you
had seen it, this joke would make more sense..
;p

oh alright. In one of the last scenes, they're all smoking a 12-skinner Camberwell Carrot, and Marwood starts getting paranoid and tells Danny to shut up because "you're giving me the fear!".
I'd forgotten about it until renting the video last weekend, and felt compelled to do the anim above.

Yarr.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

Recent research into the B3ta phenomena
has uncovered the following theories:

The Furtive Theory of B3ta Decay

So thats why I've never had a front page...
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:11, archived)

That is odd.
sorry, I rather speed-read it... but it is quite an awesome feat of scientific research!
( dr_fonz, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:13, archived)

forgiven
it makes sense in a kind of non-sensical way.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:14, archived)

like
most scientific research, I am led to believe...
( dr_fonz, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:15, archived)

People will be doing a degree in b3ta
next :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)

Been there...
Done that...


uh... failed.
( dr_fonz, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:20, archived)

now
put nipples on the graphs =)
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:17, archived)

I can't
That would violate the S(p,q) shape factor that corrects the meme element for the various disallowed "NSFW" decay paths in distribution of spazz quality equation.

God i'm sad. : (
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)

very silly
reminds me of reading many non-sensical papers while at university.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:17, archived)

Now you've moved onto the Telegraph
I assume.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:20, archived)

I'm a Guardian reader
and Daily Mail if I can't get the Guardian ;)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:20, archived)

It was based on a lecture sheet I was given today.
The lecture started off with alpha decay, and I spent the first half of the lecture hoping we'd do beta decay so I could do something like this to it. hehe...
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)

Nobel Prize
for that!
(Indole Ring, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)

err...
I should be in bed now

g'night all :)
(fiver_til_friday, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)

ewww
wierdo.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:08, archived)

what's really scary
is that I can't quite remember how I made it
(fiver_til_friday, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

Will always fall in the right way though
.
( Your Mum, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

you have wayyyyyyyy...
too much time on youre hands.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

are you
asking me out?
(fiver_til_friday, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:13, archived)

are you female?
do you like pubs?
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:24, archived)

yes and
yes...
and NO to your next question :)
(fiver_til_friday, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:37, archived)

my kind
of an ideal woman
( Coprolite, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:13, archived)

wonder if mr "rather good" knows about this
www.flowgo.com/flowgo2_view.cfm?page_id=39932
(dex, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)

he does
.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)

just checking

(dex, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

Rob
am i imagining it or was there once a mug with a kitten on one side and the boss is a cunt on the other?
I really want one for my mate and I'm sure this idea hasn't just popped in my head, but it's not in the shop.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:11, archived)

Yeah I made that
dunno if it still exists tho.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:15, archived)

I need one
where can I get one?
I found the cafepress thing but it's not there
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)

HHHMMMMmmmmmm
they even used no-hands.
( TBR, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)

will it really bother him to be honest
he knows he's the original + he works for born sloppy which is soo cool
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)

sara cox works for born sloppy
and she's not real cool ;)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

yeah but the first of crab blokes anims they showed was of that gallagher twat
now that made that entire show :) well that and gawge daws
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:12, archived)

Les kitten
Est omnipresent.
( Your Mum, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

that's so profound

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:12, archived)

Oui
C'est.
( Your Mum, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)

I can only speak german and a little spanish
neither of which would make me sound that clever.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:25, archived)

I'm working on a project to say
'cat' in all the world's languages. Unfortunately i'm lazy so i've only got about 8 so far, and even then I can't spell them all.

Bit crap when I word it that way really
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

cartoon

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:04, archived)

I so
know that feeling.
( dr_fonz, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)

you must have a very big.....
archive.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)

too big

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)

You drunk?
Psst! your repost is showing!
(kryptik, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)