Self explanatory
I don't know where this idea came from, but I think it turned out okay. Decide for yourselves....


(Blind Kat reads your posts naked, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:32, archived)

one of the black people
he wouldn't let vote because he knew they wouldn't vote for him?
/politics
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:34, archived)

snork,,a herrrm.
got me.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:36, archived)

it's too early in the morning
for politics... I think I will go to bed soon. Alone. Again. :( *sniff*
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:36, archived)

HA!
It's only 20:26 (In military time like you're all used to) here in America.
(Blind Kat reads your posts naked, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:37, archived)

jeesus
so it is.
That will be why im rather tired.
Bed, alone again for me too. sigh.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:38, archived)

With you in spirit
caressing your (censored)...
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:39, archived)

I meant
gourd
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:40, archived)

of course
what else could it possibly be?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:41, archived)

umm

( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:44, archived)

exactly
Gourd is your only option.

i need sleep
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:46, archived)

repeat: umm...
so go to sleep!
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:50, archived)

i can't be bothered
sigh
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:55, archived)

i only live ten mins away from you.
wanna cold?
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:39, archived)

(that was for bats girl)
actually
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:40, archived)

not desperately
sorry
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:40, archived)

Wow
My political humor turned into a sexual conversation...I LOVE IT!
(Blind Kat reads your posts naked, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:41, archived)

is your middle name Ali?
(as in alley). If not it should be your nickname nickname from now on.
Snap on the blogs btw. www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/blog/FnordHQ.html ;)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:43, archived)

Ooooh....
...I just noticed that I am in the Fnord friends...

*touched*
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:53, archived)

i need to send you the avi of the duelling banjos I got with you and Mr. Bongo
I was thinking of doing something with it, but if your mail server can handle big files I can just send it over as is.
You might need to download a codec to play it though. I did when I first used the camera.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:59, archived)

send away...
...that's cool.

I have the actual dueling banjo's on mp3 - I sense some fucking about coming on.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 2:07, archived)

sent
plus coded and bonus DVD extra
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 2:39, archived)

i just wanna share it,
gotta an awfull feeling she knows me.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:43, archived)

Probably...
...she's just your mom on a computer in a different section of the house.
(Blind Kat reads your posts naked, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:44, archived)

ahhhhhhh
that explains a lot.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:46, archived)

It might help if you had some
profile info. I'm definitely not your mum, your boss or the bird who works in yer local if it helps...
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:45, archived)

did a profile,,
someone musta nicked it.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:47, archived)

my profile had gone!
just made one up.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:52, archived)

my word
how informative.

Looking for a name here...
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:56, archived)

These two scamps got very drunk and very lost on the way to a Magic Roundabout convention

( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 2:01, archived)

was I right
then?
Was the picture actually meant to go with my caption?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:45, archived)

Nah
It's because he's an idiot and he couldn't fool someone if he got plastic surgery.
(Blind Kat reads your posts naked, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:46, archived)

fairynuff
that's good enough for me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:48, archived)

BANDWAGON!

( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:30, archived)

i like the etch a sketchness of it
lateral thinking award is bestowed upon you
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:31, archived)

thank you :)

( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:40, archived)

A triangular sign means a warning....
....a circular sign means an instruction.

Obviously you have to let go of the steering wheel at this point of the road.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:44, archived)

Huzzah!
But it's time for bed.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:34, archived)

.


( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:36, archived)

my
addition to the blandwagon


( WhB is looking for the stuff that makes talk good,, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 2:09, archived)

tea crocs...

( eclectech, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:26, archived)

thats clever,,
wish icould do somethingf like that,cough cough
cough,(desperatly seeking sympathy)sniff,
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:34, archived)

Aww?

( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:37, archived)

Typical Machine..

(eddr, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:22, archived)

.
is that so you can see it's Henry in your rear-view?
(Chromatically Challenged, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

My mum had one of those..
Threadjack: Uncle Sam sucks at Photoshop!
( EvS, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

At least
they're only targeting military fibre optic cable though.

I wonder if the people getting these are thinking "Huh, they mis-spelled fibre"?
(angrybernard, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:29, archived)

now now
it's not their fault their spell checkers are from microsoft...

Well, got to be up early tomorrow folks, night all...
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:34, archived)

i'm full 'o flu
so goooood nightallll!
seeyasoon.aaaaachoooooooo!!!
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:26, archived)

I wanted one of those
vacuum cleaners, then I saw how much they cost... but they're so cuuuute!
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:26, archived)

ohhh dear
sorry.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:30, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhh....
chooooooooo...
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:31, archived)

I have that robot on the left
wish my camera was working
edit: different head tho.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:37, archived)

Well, SirSandGoblin wanted a bandwagon
and I'm bored.


(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

if I squint a bit
his paw looks like a penis
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

HAHAHAAA

( TBR, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

can I just say:
ITS A FUCKING REPOST
THEY DIDNT GET IT FIRST TIME ROUND THE BASTARDS
............



DONT TOUCH ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


thanks
( crouchingbadger, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

This Wrighty
has bided his time for trollness, he's been a member for 106 odd days and has had FPs

Is that odour mouse? gopher? nope, most certainly rat
(Chromatically Challenged, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:21, archived)

Well, I recognise the name
but maybe he's on drugs
[edit] in fact, wasn't he the one who posted Sherby (which although very funny, wasn't actually his hamster after all)
( crouchingbadger, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)

He's the owner of the wee rodent thingy
there's just one thing I can't figure out </Columbo>
(Chromatically Challenged, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:26, archived)

calm down,,
we believe you.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:21, archived)

yeah i see it
goob job.
(digmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)

i'm drunk,,
squinting isn't an option.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)

If any fucker...
...does a Golf Sale

well, I'll.....I'll.... I don't know what I'll do.

Ahem...


( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)

applaud them
and get their autograph
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)

or
buy a golf club
(Indole Ring, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)

I saw the real gold sale person a few weeks back
and I thought "Gawd. Can't you think of something new?" Then I kind of realised that he was a person and not a photoshop. EDIT: I made this up. Sorry.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:14, archived)

I went to London for the weekend last month
and was so pleased to see a guy with the Golf Sale sign in real life.
Then I thought... what a sad bastard I am.
EDIT: I didn't make this up... unfortunately.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

This guy...


...is always on Princes Street in Edinburgh.

I love him.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:21, archived)

worse things have happened
Like people actually saying "slash-coat" or "lol" without realising it...
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:22, archived)

why would they say slash coat?
ahh I see now, the fact I didn't get it at first means i'm not sad :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:27, archived)

I had to say it out loud too
I was thinking it was something to do with slashdot.org
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:38, archived)

Gold Sale?
I like the sound of that.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

oooh oooh
I will woo yay them and houpla and get really excited
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)

no
I won't I'm going to bed before it happens, it would be awful, I'm going now in fact. good night!
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:16, archived)

night
:)
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

nighty night
i'm off to bed now.
big day tomorrow. 24 hours apparantly!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:19, archived)

big dave tomorrow
24 whores apparently!
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:21, archived)

night
and ???
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

it works better if you say 'long day tomorrow'
as the lead in line.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)

ohhh.
I seeeeee. Ta. :)
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:28, archived)

Like this?

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:16, archived)

You fell into my trap....


Anti Golf Sale Bot is here to save the day.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)

I'm
fed up.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

AAAGGGHHH


SYSTEM OVERLOAD.... SYSTEM OVERLOAD... bzzzzt...click
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:25, archived)

please
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease keep this name. at least until monday when i return
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:28, archived)

too late
i am afraid.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:29, archived)

knickers

( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:30, archived)

pantaloons

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:32, archived)

surgical stockings

( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:34, archived)

phwoar
older ladies
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:37, archived)

not that old!
/pleading tone of voice
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:38, archived)

older
but not that old.
Obviously.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:42, archived)

Your profile doesn't give your age away....
...but I have a feeling some of us are considerably older.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:46, archived)

How convienient
a red x.
phew
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:21, archived)

bah
there it is
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:22, archived)

I have no idea why

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:25, archived)

but it
made me giggle.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:28, archived)

how odd
I thought that was the stroop efect where your brain gets tricked into thinking things are different colours, but actually my brain was trcked into thinking that it was being tricked thinking that they were different colours to what they actually were, when red orange green is exactly as you would expect a traffic light to be.
I'm tired I think. I really should go to bed.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:32, archived)

some women can see more colours than everyone else
www.redherring.com/mag/issue86/mag-mutant-86.html
maybe you are a mutant :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:33, archived)

rather disappointing
that there are no other special powers that come with it though. (other than being female of course)
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:37, archived)

I'm colourblind.
I was guessing due to position on the pallet to be honest.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:35, archived)

blimey
but yes they're all as they should be - I'm just a misunderstood mutant with special powers.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:39, archived)

No it's not a repost


I just got beaten to the punch :(
( TBR, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

much improvement
over my quicky
(dex, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 2:23, archived)

Ooops, I got a bit confused

Clicky bigger
(Chromatically Challenged, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)

nice piccie...
by way of a mini threadgack, is anyone listening to radio 1 at the moment?
they seem to be playing music made from the noise you get by squeezing a gerbil...
edit..
no, this track sounds like our central heating at 5 in the morning.
(jazzpotato, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:05, archived)

that will be
avril lavrigne.

I hate her
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

Alternative names for her
Avril Latrine
Avril Lasagne
That bird, you know, her...
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)

anvil machine
ample lambrini...
getting a bit dubious now.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)

name:
ok... how about wrapped in a towel, with wet hair, doing b3ta on her pc?
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)

that's
more like it.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:26, archived)

shit
.
(Wrighty www.mudlife.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)

Thank you!
I was only expecting 'dire', you are most undoubtedly a connoisseur
(Chromatically Challenged, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

it wasnt a critique
it was me opening an orifice, its a nice pic
(Wrighty www.mudlife.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)

Oh, the irony of it all
.
(Chromatically Challenged, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)

Who deleted my post?
who deleted my screaming repost post?

Thats a bit Stalin Russia isnt it?
havent I got the right to scream, shout,
pout, moan, scrape fleece, terrorise Angola,
sweep cramp and lift biscuits?

wankers?
(Wrighty www.mudlife.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:54, archived)

Is it Troll Week
already?
(Indole Ring, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:55, archived)

i was hoping it was
bob-a-job week. i've ironed my kneckerchief and everything
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:57, archived)

parp!
honk!

Flaps!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)

wanna help
me redecorate my room?

I'm having to take distemper off the walls... JOY.
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)

take dat
temper off instead.

parp!
( martian, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)

*groan*

( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:02, archived)

oooh
you're turning me on.

cough.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

I'm wearing (censored)
and doing (censored) with my (censored)...

ooohhh! Yes! Yes!
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:12, archived)

now, i know that
one of the censored things was a gourd.
What were the others?
whisper them
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)

one is
"surgical stockings"
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)

and the other is
"fifteen miles per hour"
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:16, archived)

hehehe
hahaha teehee
/falls off chair due to this thread
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

blimey

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)

a kitten and a golf sale
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)

*bloik*
alright missus, sixpence to you
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)

cheers
babe :)
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)

i do a really good
pizza and scotch mural.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

wasn't
me
(digmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:55, archived)

I thought it mattered.
I thought that music mattered.
The truth is, people matter.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:55, archived)

Correction...
...people are matter.

/science
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

less of a correction
more of an aside.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)

And incomplete at that.
There's energy too.
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)

Not...
...in me.

I can assure you.

*slouches*
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:00, archived)

Ah well
furry muff then.
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)

SPICEY BRAINZ!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
sorry!
 
 
 
(Snoop, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

seconded
I'm knackered, but too caffeine-fuelled to go to bed...
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)

I am knackered
but I am b3ta fuelled and cannot leave the computer.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:12, archived)

yeahhh,strange innit?
half a bottle of scotch and half a jar of coffee. not a great mix.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)

I think...
...tomorrow I might spend the day having 'asides'.

Just continually turn to the side and describe what's going on, as I go about my normal daily business.

Well, they say the world's a stage.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)

take a tape player with you every where
you can have your very own laughter track.
( martian, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:00, archived)

I wish I had a job interview tomorrow...
...that would be fucking brilliant!
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:02, archived)

minidisc would be better
you could have a drum roll as well.

life would be so much better if we were all in a 1980s sitcom.
( martian, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)

It would make a pretty boring sitcom....
...loads of folk sitting in front of computers.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:05, archived)

Nah
we'd be in a pub/art studio having these conversations in real life.
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:07, archived)

You should try your hardest
to get you and your colleauges into zany situations that can be resolved within half an hour.
( wayward., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:07, archived)

oh no
my vegetarian boss is coming round for tea and all i've got is meatloaf!
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

i actually
do other stuff.
Like look at gourds.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:07, archived)

Can we call the sitcom...
...Gourdness Gracious Me?
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

if it hasn't been done

It's not worth doing.

Actually, if it has been done, it probably wasn't worth doing either.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:12, archived)

'she's just asked me where i want to be in 5 years...
i gave the straight answer like the ReStart man said; not "dead in a ditch in a pool of my own vomit" as is my plan...'
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)

haha
yes!

I will do that to!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:00, archived)

Yes!
Keep doing 'pieces to camera' to random passers-by. Like Lovejoy. That would be great.
( wayward., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)

mmmmm....
....Lovejoy.


ahhhhhhhh
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)

btw
I'm just going to wash up my lunch plate now.
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:02, archived)

I'm NEXT!
:-)

*waves to Brett who is hovering over him*

wow! :p
(Snoop, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

that sounds like
a very good idea. I might join you.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:07, archived)

Are you Steve Wright...
...from the afternoon?
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

Only on St Swithans Day
The rest of the time I'm a Warren Beaty
(Wrighty www.mudlife.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)

You're so vain
I bet you think this post is about you...

Bleh,
/coat
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)

wish it was Stalins Russia
there would be some changes here I could tell you. And all the server fund would be pooled to make a big statue of me.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

someone would fuck it up
and it'd be a statue of nohands.
argh!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:57, archived)

Yay!
The Nohands Liberation Front strikes again!
(Indole Ring, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)

that
is amusing me very much
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)

Got a photo handy?
I'll whip up a monumental statue for you!
(Indole Ring, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)

Stalin? Well it's very Russian on here
well the amount of vodka drunk anyway!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

and i'm wearing a furry hat

( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

I dunno
and I replied to it!

your drunk!
and gay.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:57, archived)

LESS OF THE DRUNK
Penis
(Wrighty www.mudlife.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)

Now
that makes even less sense than I do!

;p
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)

helloooooo!
how yer doin? hope everythings going to plan.
got a bit mushy the other night.
just wanna look out for ya. i love everyone.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)

I agree
...I hate having intoxicated members everywhere.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)

i think we'd all like
less of the drunk penis. frankly, it's embarrassing.

erm, so i'm told.
( martian, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)

Drunk penis
is too floppy to suck!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)

Well, no,
but... actually I think I'll stop there.
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)

From which person's point of view do you know that?
(either way, I'm surprised you're telling the world)
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)

don't stop!
ohhh baby don't stop!
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)

Well
I used to go out with an alcoholic.
Turned me off drink quite a bit, I'd sit up smoking until he'd passed out..
;p
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 2:10, archived)

Sift me baby
dig out my large bits and put them in plastic
bags
(Wrighty www.mudlife.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)

you are now entering
bandwagonville


my hometown.?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:43, archived)

Population: 61

(digmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:45, archived)

just realised
i failed to post a picture

although I could swear that i had...
odd.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)

Time For Bed
Time For Taping MONKEY on C4!

Born from an egg on the mountain side!

Nightynight

(and remember the nature of monkey was... Irrepressable!)
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)

still showing that?
i watched that 25+years ago!
silly then.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:50, archived)

you live in bollocks?
whiltshire?
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)

Gourd damnit
/hint
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:51, archived)

there's been a gourd "thing"
going on all week,is that a clue?
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:57, archived)

Are you out of Gourd?
No, that doesn't make any kind of sense. Except perhaps a drunken one. I'm not drunk though, how odd.
( Jimmeh, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)

i'm ratted mate,
only way i can make head nor tale of this place
good,innit?
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:00, archived)

heellloooo
howz you?
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:54, archived)

hellooooooooooo
i am peculiarly jolly.
Where have you been all evening?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

at the pub
with my mates :)
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)

ahaa
most cunning.

I would probably have been out drinking
if i didn't have a psychology lesson half an hours walk away at 9 tommorow morning.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)

Wasn't drinking
cos of medication. But had bloody good time as always.
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)

i'm not meant to drink
but i can get away with it.
Due to medication it also takes only one pint nowadays to get me pissed.
Hurah for cheap nights out.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)

My trouble is
cos 1 drink will get me pissed, it will also make me think I'm ok to have another, and another, and then I feel shit. More fun to stay sober and laugh at everyone else. Besides, my base state of being is what others are like after two drinks when it comes to giggles and getting profound.
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

'evenin bats girl!
how yer doin'?
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)

full of much joy and fluffiness
I watched Men In Black II today, the DVD special features includes a short called "Chubb Chubbs" which is a total must see / I want one.
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:00, archived)

good innit?
just watched "signes" (mel gibson)
interesting,...
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:02, archived)

Not seen that.
God, I have totally jacked this thread, haven't I?
( Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:05, archived)

gotta see!
sod the thread,don't think anyone is arsed tonight.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)

you want bandwagon?
sorry, couldn't resist...

( smutch, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:55, archived)

i'd forgotten
that i have a "cock for all seasons" saved to use for situation like this...
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)

ici

( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:12, archived)

were you in the boy scouts as a child?
or do you hand around near them nowadays, hoping to get closer?
( evil pixie, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:19, archived)

I can't draw them with a mouse
to save my life.
How useful.

*files cock away with gourd, flying V, cigarette, lips, heavy metal belt, comedy glasses and gourd*
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:19, archived)

that took me fucking ages
to get even remotely right. and in real life (so to speak) it's 800x600 "for all eventualities™"
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:22, archived)

I don't understand
are you bragging about the size of your cock or the cock you drew?
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:26, archived)

i tihn it was more the quality over quantity
but i *am* rather drunk
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:30, archived)

wait...
that's no biscuit..!



apols to evilpixie.
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:42, archived)

This is not biscuit...
...It's a tomb!
...It's Jeff Hoons!
...Looney Toons!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:45, archived)

Jeff
Koons?
( Artamnesia, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)

bab
oons?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:53, archived)

no appologies necessary
it wasn't my pic in the first place = )
( evil pixie, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:45, archived)

eeeeeoooowwwww
soooo grooooooose
(old git tryin' to sound like daughters)
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)

Timmy didn't like wearing a dress...


(Chromatically Challenged, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)

this is my favorite message board because you
can post half of your thing in the subject line
(digmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:37, archived)

Yes, that
is true.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)

Personally, I think there's a real art to dec
iding where to split between subject and body.
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)

Or even all of it

( wayward., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)

or none of it...
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:40, archived)

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:41, archived)

oh no
he didn't
:O
(digmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:42, archived)

O.ee.atrnt.ltes
r..vn...leae.etr




why did i bother?
(mooglemania has 1 & 3/4 feet..., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

how
rare
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:48, archived)

or none of it.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:42, archived)

no, the best thing about it is that you can write fucking loads in the subject line and you can keep writing and writing and writing and writing and it never seems to end and it goes on for ever and ever and ever and then just when you think you've got lo
ads of space it stops.


and there's loads of kittens
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

well
its all about the loads
(digmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)

ay
?
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:47, archived)

you can post infinitely
here














































but I wont, cos it's annoying.
Don't think anyone ever has actually.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)

that would
be pretty mean. nice to know that we have that weapon at our disposal.
(digmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:52, archived)

i fear
hans blix will be after me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:54, archived)

For Kitten
Here's the image. You can set up your own shop and buy your own mug ...
www.b3ta.com/images/b3ta/thebossisacunt4.png
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:36, archived)

weee!
thanks very very much - her boss is such a bastard he's making her ill, I think small pleasures like having mugs with the boss is a cunt on will help her not have a nervous breakdown in the meantime.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:41, archived)

Did you sell much in the b3ta cafepress?
because I had to ask to find it and if you did you should link to it from somewhere more obvious.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:43, archived)

cafepress produce is shoddy
I'm not really comfortable with selling crap to board members.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

there is definetely a market for a "higher quality"
UK based cafepress thingy.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)

you're telling me
.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:47, archived)

yes
yes i was
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:48, archived)

as long as it's clear
.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)

Walk into a t-shirt printing shop (which are generally high quality),
asking them to put a picture of a polar bear grave-robbing the queen mother on a shirt, and they'd look at you really funny.

We need anonymity damnit.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)

The irony of course
is that she does actually work for Michael Winner.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:42, archived)

I hope that's true
doesn't he live next door to Jimmy Page and they have satanic orgies together?
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)

My parents live next door to the
ex-gynacologist of the queen.
knowing that guy has seen the queen's "foo-foo" makes me queesy...
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:50, archived)

That is incredibly cool
MAybe we should get a b3ta interview with him...
( wayward., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:53, archived)

is talking about the queens vag treason?
.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:54, archived)

I don't know
but I'd love to see it come up in court.

edit: Not the Queen's vag, the charge of talking about it, that is.
( wayward., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:55, archived)

I'd like to see a gag
put on it
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)

can it be any worse than
speculating about the queen's milky wee?
( evil pixie, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)

it is
because he's really fiddled with the queen's lady parts
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:05, archived)

He's probably had his hand up the old Elizabeth Regina (cockney rhyming slang)
and the rest of the family too.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:00, archived)

I can only think of one question for him
and I'm sure it breaks all confidentiality rules, and I don't think I really want to know the answer.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:55, archived)

the answer is:
yes, yes it is
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

how many fingers?
.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

he's very old
not sure it would be that great an interview to be fair!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:55, archived)

the woman in the flat next to us
runs a quality executive stress business known as 'claudia's massage'
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:53, archived)

now look here
I spent ages writing a story about a man with a beard and you deleted it.
new_matt is some sort of mad power-crazed dictator, I tell you.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)

*holds hand up*
nothing to do with me boss*

*i watched coolhand luke earleri
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)

now this thread has been going on for bit, I'm starting to feel a bit queasy too.
bleeee
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)

MONKEYS CRY!!!!!!


THEY DO, THEY FUCKING CRY YOU BASTARDS, REAL
FUCKING TEARS!!!!!! GIVE ME A BREAK FOR
CHRISTS SAKE.......................
(Wrighty www.mudlife.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:36, archived)

Awww
Poor thing! *sniffles*
(MissieMissie, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)

ohhhhhh,,,
i'll never eat monkey again,i feel so ,errr,wellll,,,hungry,
eat the monkey!
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:40, archived)

nice nailvarnish
..I still wo...
(popey, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:42, archived)

Oh, now I am so sad.....

( Artamnesia, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:45, archived)

Orange flavoured Jellyfish

( Coprolite, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)

I bet
they're sharp?
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:36, archived)

endangered species though...
most are Jaffas
( Coprolite, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)

woooooooooooooo!
lovely!
( evil pixie, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)

excellent!
there legs/tentacles/tails whatever they are make them look like redoxons.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:45, archived)

Bless You?
NSFW... or existence at all. Hangs Head in grave shame.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:34, archived)

theres
no need for that
(dex, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)

just from the url
I can tell you didn't make that - unless you have balls bigger than Buster Gonad.
( JustHere, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:36, archived)

I didn't claim to make it
2nd reason it's a link

a rather disturbing email

Look at the Ratpack 2 down there!!!!!

Looooook!

There's the Lesser-Spotted Hopkin Thing, and Mecha-Jorgensen down there!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:41, archived)

You got emailed that?
I knew I was on the wrong lists... er, I meant "you sick freak," yeah, that's what I meant.
( JustHere, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:43, archived)

oh mang
that is definetly something.
i love you, 21st century!
(digmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)

If I wanted freaky Japanese porn, I'd go and look for it.



Hrm, sounds like a plan to me...
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:43, archived)

Blimey
is that how the Japanese treat their crossing guards?
(Chromatically Challenged, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

Only
the lucky ones.

Shit, I said I was going to bed...
( JustHere, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)

it's not that it's NSFW
it's that it's from somebody else's site. bad boy!
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)

it's funny isn't it
somehow the picture isn't offensive at all!?
the only offensive thing about it is he didn't make it.
i love this place.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:52, archived)

There is nothing offensive
about sexual practices.

Especially when they involve young japanese women.

/pervert
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

If it helps
I was also offended by the picture, but was resisting feeding the troll.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

Yeah
when I heard it wasn't offensive I clicked on it, and guess what, it is.
Ewwwwwwwww - just downloaded a cum shot on the work 'puter.

One more time:

DON'T POST PORN!!!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)

i apologise
nah, fuck it. besides, if she's bad at putting up wallpaper it's not my fault...
( new_matt, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)

Har-de-har
I've got nothing against nudity and happy people fucking.
It's just the picture linked above has a particularly degraded and humiliating pose for the model.
Makes me fucking sick.
What's next, goatse.cx? rape porn?

To quote Les Claypool, "we need no pornos!"
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 3:00, archived)

there's one there
of a woman dressed as chun li froms streetfighter. nothing pornographic about it. is she sopposed to be pornographic in herself?
( martian, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)

NO FUCKING REASON


BASTARDS!!!
(Wrighty www.mudlife.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:33, archived)

karrier pidgeon
ya?
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:42, archived)

They're Like the New Ratpack Aren't They?

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

magic: the gathering, sucka
what card is that rabbit from? im pretty sure its blue.
(digmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:41, archived)

um there
www.b3ta.com/board/881921
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:42, archived)

yay i was right

(digmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:54, archived)

Ahahahahaha
role-player!

*burn*
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)

well..
magic isnt really 'role-playing,' its a card game that you play assuming the role of a very powerful wizard dueling with another--

*sorry*
:/
(digmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:00, archived)

Yay!
Another Magic geek!

Aaah... good times... I used to love that game. No-one at Uni plays it tho, so I gave up - plus, I'd rather spend my money on beer (and weed - teehee) than cards.
( MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)

i am completely afraid that one day that will become me and all of my cards will be spilled on the sidewalk
all raining and dark out
all you can see are the neon lights outside the bars
oh i just cant let that happen
(digmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)

Wow
That was very poetic. Don't worry, it's not a bad thing - I'm quite fine, and still play whenever i get the chance. Plus, that beer comment was false - I don't drink anymore (for the time being anyway - over 4 weeks now - strange, I'm a student and sober? Doesn't work..)
( MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

i like robots

clicky for biggy

(zyn (thetix), Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

Wow
I like that one.
( MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:12, archived)