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#

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# it almost looks
credible
woo!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)
# hehe

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:11, archived)
# OK, vote now, vote often
here's six nice ideas and one that amuses me greatly:

A) Portents of the Apocolypse (bovine)
B) Jesus in a halfpipe. What does the son of god do with his leisure time? (aaarrgghh...wasps!)
C) Lost Computer Games (modesty)
D) Celebrity Race Reversal (rob)
E) Digital convergence. What products next? A Ham phone? (rob)
F) Undergarments on parade (artamnesia)

X) What Bovine will do to himself if his suggestion doesn't get the vote? (the bear)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:54, archived)
# B
or D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:54, archived)
# eh?
(Morning everybody)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)
# B
probably...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)
# I'm so tempted to say X
And E is good just because of 'A ham phone?'.
But I'm going for A
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)
# C
totally
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# dont's no what "portants" means
but i AM retarded.

i'll go with B
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# I'm gonna go for
F, just because I feel its my duty to do so.

Last day of work... la la la la.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# not that i'll enter or anything
but A or B
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# E or F or B3tan self-portraits PLEASE

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# i suggested self portraits
and was ignored....
lets do it anyway
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)
# I know
as soon as I do it, it will be the next week's challenge, but yes. bottle of vodka, gimply goodness and a self portrait is on the menu for tonight (or some point over the weekend anyway)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Sec
onded
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)
# thirded

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)
# oh yeh
D, um bring it on
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# X

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)
# E
E
E
E


E




E
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)
# B
BBBBBBB
B B
BBBBBBB
B B
B B
BBBBBBB
BUGGER
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)
# A
AAAAAA
A____A
A____A
AAAAAA
A____A
A____A
A____A
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Jesus in a halfpipe,
but bovine also gets a half vote.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Ahhh shit.
I forgot to suggest "Photoshop Rusty Lee"


A or E. These may be edited after deeper thought.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)
# is rusty lee
dead? i'm sure i remember hearing 'rusty lee is braindead' on the radio ages ago and finding it hilarious.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# no
she's not dead... but I did nearly run her over in Staples' car-park last christmas.
confirmed by wifep0t who had served her in Our Price a couple of days before.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:29, archived)
# I must insist that this is the challenge
Who will take a bribe to vote for this?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:00, archived)
# I'll have to make sure
i suggest it in time next week.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Me me me
just get the chinese to phone up again. or something
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# B

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)
# A
or B, if you must... looks like A's a loser already
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)
# er..
C
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)
# A
AAAAAAAAAA
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)
# A
A
A A
A A
AAAAA
A A
A A
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)
# E

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)
# C
or B
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# B
if i can vote for my own
or
E if i can't
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# B

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# .

please bob
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# C
and weren't that my one???? :(
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# can I have a
C please Bob
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)
# yesyesyesyes
BBBBBBBBB
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)
# e or c
e or c
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)
# i VOTE.....
CCCCCCCCCCCCC
CCCCCCCCCCCCC
CC
CC
CC
CC
CC
CC
CC
CC
CCCCCCCCCCCCC
CCCCCCCCCCCCC
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)
# C
with a dash of C

'cause I have even less idea what I'd do for the others, except have bovine jumping off the WTC if X wins...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)
# wah
aaaaaay
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)
# A
or X
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)
# apocaaaaaalllllyyyyypse
that's us shouting, that is
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)
# x

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# I normally just vote D w/o reading the rest..
...but D is crap:

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)
# That's an A according to the filename
but a little red X on my screen
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:11, archived)
# it's an A for me

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)
# I'm seeing
those 3 little shapes.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)
# it's an
a for me.. .I think its from some korean army website
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)
# A
or X obviously
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)
# A
and then X if not A.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)
# C
or X
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)
# C
There is no other way
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:09, archived)
# A
Vote A... I don't want it to come to X
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)
# E please
we've already had a contest with Jesus in it
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)
# E
definitely
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:12, archived)
#
a
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:14, archived)
# D

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)
# there are billions of us
we gonna vote again, A! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)
# D
please
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)
# E
bah gum.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)
# CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
CCCCCCCCCC
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I'm liking
BBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)
# e

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)
# B
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)
# A
or F
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:43, archived)
# I e-mailed 100% of gibbon

and he votes (that's a c then)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)
# "BUT I LOVE YOU!"

edit: bedtime
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# aWWWWWW
wwwwwww
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)
# mornin all.
just found this pic in an online games review. I think it explains a few things about an occasional flamer on the board.



i believe hell is nice and warm at this time of year.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I see you've found
my brother.

and yes, it does run in the family.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
hohohohohohohohohohohoehehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahhum.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:54, archived)
# what's it gots
in it's bags?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# probably goodies from poo.com

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)
# blimey!
what a colourful place that is!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# As a kid

Saint George loved playing with his drag-on.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)
# as I waited for the picture to load
I was very very worried about what it would be!!! that's a very rude caption... ; )
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)
# you, mylady
have a very dirty imagination. Can I get your mobile number? :-)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)
# can't help it
you lot have corrupted my innocence
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# how?
you have a smutty mind ;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)
# it's friday, i'm bored
and i'm feeling a bit poo-y despite only drinking 3 cans last night. so in protest at being in work, i maketh this.

http://www.anexium.com/cgi/protest.pl?b3ta%20is%20

usual guff, changet he bit after the ? for different things.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Wot
like this?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Or
like this one?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)
#
i'm confused
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Good morning,

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# quick
blend, no one will know it was you.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeee
iirrred
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# that makes my eyes
hurt!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# it makes my bumgay 14" monitor spack out
harrumph.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# that is
great
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# that's like,
crazy man!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)
# My girlfriends wee cousin
Is gonna be on the kids version of Stars in
their eyes.

They were up filming her yesterday for this
this is where I live bit....

It's a wee bit exciting.......

Matthew better watch it though, her dad is a
big lad....
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# surely he wont be presenting it though?

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Thinkin he is
I think he is...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# not found guilty
so i dont see why he wouldn't be. Besides better than bloody Davina, errr i must point out though that i dont watch it anyway - just Davina winds me up
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I'm not saying he shouldn't
I just doubt the blood letting Daily Mail gay haters would accept it.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# That's quite
a specific sect of the BNP isn't it?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:45, archived)
# he is presenting it
he's been allowed back on.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)
# huzzah
I like Matthew Kelly.

I saw him on a train once. He traveled standard class, was very tall and seemed quite happy to mix with the plebs.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# he presents
stars in their eyes. of course he's happy to mix with plebs.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)
# oh good.
good luck to her, although:

1) I FUCKING HATE stars in their eyes
2) I FUCKING HATE saturday night TV shows involving children

The combination is just..... unthinkable.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)
# ALL Saturday evening shows are shit
FACT
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# I agree with you on both points...
But shes excited...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# so just months after he was arrested on charges of child pornography
he's hosting a Starts In Their Eyes Childrens Special?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Got to be better
than inviting Hitler to a Bermitzver
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# arrested
but aquitted. That means he was not found guilty.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)
# No it doesn't
it means the question of guilt/innocence wasn't even relevant.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)
# ummm..
was he found guilty? no.
Therefore, he was not found guilty.

This is true whether or not the case went to trial.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:52, archived)
# no. he
wasn't tried, therefore he wasn't found anything.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# so the statement
stouffer is not guilty of being bumgay. is false

therefore stouffer is guilty of being bumgay.

haha! bumgay bumgay bumgay ;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)
# no. there
is a difference between being not guilty and being found not guilty. fucking hell i'm a pedant.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)
# i know...
i just wanted to call you bumgay.
that's all.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)
# he he he.



bastard
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Trust me
the difference is very important - newspapers have been sued for defamation for making that mistake.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:00, archived)
# were they found
guilty? ;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)
# I thought
he was released without charge the first time they took him in.

They took him back in for posession of class As
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# he was cleared
CLEARED.
No charges of child abuse.
NONE.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)
# yeah, but
why let the facts get in the way of a good witch hunt?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:52, archived)
# you never thought you'd see the day
when you would feel the need to defend Matthew Kelly's good name in public
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)
# strange
things are afoot.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Exactly
What we need is more libelous kiddie fiddler pics. :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# er...
no!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:00, archived)
# if i see another kiddie fiddler on the roog pic
i will kill a baby seal
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# yeah
i blame asylum seekers.
/daily mail
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# it wasnt on child pornography charges.
and the charges were dropped anyway.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Get her to say hi to the make-up girls from me...
They fancy me, I'm sure of it. One kept touching my face and everything.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# How pleased Sammy was to manage without his armbands.

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# ahhhhhhhh
lovely! Its not often you get that reaction from a big brute man like me but you managed it

p.s. grrrrrrrrrr and the like
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# yay!
/takes feet off bottom
.
.*splash glub*
.
.
/grabs float in panic
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# heee
that made me laugh almost as much as the picture
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# i love it = )
woo yey!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Morning all


Clicky for needlessly big.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Wonderful!
Nice punnage!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Nice
plumage
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)
# arf
in a basket
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# woo!
haha!

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)
# CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# :)
yay!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# ooh! I edited mine...
now it looks like this

but I haven't animated it.

Edit: there is definitely something wrong with my host today...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
# thats better
it realy does look like you now!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I had to
lighten the skin a lot, me and the sun do not get on! : )
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# .
You scotch then ?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# if you mean
smooth and drinkable, yes

if you mean Scottish, then yes too : )
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# .
I was talking to a wan... sorry, yank last week
and he insisted on refering to us as Scotch...

He bugged me he did...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)
# that's rather lovely
nice'n'pixely
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# I just edited the original

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)
# hahahaha
ya big loon!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)
# lovely
duckymation!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Arf
snort!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# silly boy!
that's puntastic! : )
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# hehe
:)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# lovely
just lovely.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Maximum
woo yay
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# aaahh
nice one
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# mums say the daftest things!

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Chomp !

Clicky for noshtastic size

Moorning all
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# is that veal?
Morning.

How's the car Mr Spannerhands?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)
# I'm just
mustering up the enthusiasm to go out and roll around in puddles of oil and antifreeze
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Is that
legal?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# dunno
but it makes me feel soooooo dirty ;o)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# he's got a special license

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# .
"ello miss...I'd like to buy a fish license please"
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Miss?
oh, I'm sorry, I have a cold.

Morning.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)
# notloB

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# leahciM?

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
# on uoy tiwkcuf

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# esra ouy hguone riaf

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# threadjack *testing*

is this showing the image ?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# I can see it

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# woohoo
work barred me access to my MSN groups - i've just rediscovered my tripod account ! i can waste time at work again !
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Yep
And very woo it is too.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# ooh
thankyou - it's an old one - was just testing my tripod account (as above) !
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# that's
almost
similar
woo!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Woooo
grate mounds thank a look
or summat like that :o)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# mound




mound
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)
# mounds
are good...well lady mounds are
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# two



mounds


Malteasers? - more boobies

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# my sister
has a t-shirt with Malteasers on it, except it actually says Manteaser...

Dunno where she gets it from ; )
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)
# probably
a T shirt shop like most people get them from

silly girl :oP
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# a shop that sells t-shirts?

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnndddddddddd
piz
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# are you a siren then?

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# nah
but I am a psion-user...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:41, archived)
# could never get the hang of them
my claws keep getting in the way
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:45, archived)
# I have
tiny hands so it's not a problem.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Oh
I just blushed
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:00, archived)
# you
blushed? for why?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:09, archived)
#
smarties?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# there is a flaw
in the mindpiss continuum.

Both are muchly woo.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Morning all


(inspiration credits to my sibling for this one)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# now that really is
hatstand :)


(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Arf!
Silly :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Woooooooooo!


mornin'
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# bunting!
that'd have helped.
woo!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# I pondered on bunting
but that turned into something else in my head.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# woooooooo!
too woo!

p.s. nutter!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# A Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooose !
I can see a Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooose !

Mental/W/Y/H
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# .

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# how sweet.
somehow it has a lost consonants ring for me too. I am sooooooooooo ridiculously hung over right now. please, someone nurse me.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:24, archived)
# [insert cup of tea
and bacon roll]
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# if only I could motivate myself to somehow move from here,
I havn't even called work yet. and yet my use of the apostraphe is still nigh on perfect.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
# but your
spelling of it isn't.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# exactly.
need I say more?

*ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Thats a bit
clever is that!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:24, archived)
# WYH
HYW
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# You're a student...
Why the hell are you up at 10:20?!

Madness.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Cos
space above and beyond is on
followed by Sliders.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Thats a little wrong
You shouldn't be awake until at least 1pm, and then you need to eat cold curry from last night followed by vodca covered cornflakes. Its the rules.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Yeah but I'm a mature student
I don't allow myself to be dragged down to the squalor level of younger students.

/high-horse-ness
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Mature
hahaha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# and what
the fuck am i doing up? i'm not even going in today. mornin' all.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Morning Stouffy ole fella
how is ?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
# not bad. i have
found out i have no money, but i have a plan, so that's alright. how's yourself?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Plan's are good
they lead to things......

I am doing super thanks - just starting a new TLW anim from a suggestion I received.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# woo to that.
my plan is to ring the bank and ask for more money. i don't see how it could fail.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# It's a working plan alright
however, should it fail, you could always don a balaclava and ask the bank in another way.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
# yek yek yek yek
/comedy laugh

yay!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)
# yay! I like!
and a nice repost opportunity...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# very
amoosing!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)
# titter
that's lush
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:45, archived)
# !

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Good Morning Everybody...
..Anybody know of a good address for free downloadable fonts?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# larabie fonts
they're all superb...


http://www.larabiefonts.com/
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Thank you Squire
Im orf on my way now!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)
#
www.fontalicious.com
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
#
www.blambot.com/
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# these are good
www.dafont.com/en
www.stealthfonts.com
www.webfontlist.com
www.misprintedtype.com

and

http://links.gfx-forum.de/fonts.php for a list of some others
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# i did but i forgot.
try seraching google for 1001 free fonts...

the sites called something like that... it's really good.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)
# you mean
www.1001freefonts.com ?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)
#
www.fontfreak.com
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# acid
fonts.com
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Piddles says he doesn't really have a drug problem

well, except for his lack of thumbs
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# hahahahhahaha!
tiddles BAD KITTY!
;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# he is Piddles
this is Tiddles (repost, but he made me do it)

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# He scares me

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# all cats
have evil cat powers
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)
# ooh
i like him.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Poor thing! Great!
Does Piddles live in Euroland? The twenty certainly looks like it...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)
# That
is a US $20.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Never seen one
Do they come that big?
How would I know?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)
# they come in both that size and value
as I have no idea what you are asking.
edit: here, Piddles before his drug problem, back when he was just a kitty whore
ratemykitten.com/?kitten=46143
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# He needs to roll that note tighter...

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# he can't.
no thumbs. It's sad, really.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Its probably been cut with Ex-Lax anyway
Dealers always rip off kitties
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# poor Piddles
he always gets screwed over
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Have you heard the latest?
Et tu, Morph?



Click for almost imperceptibly bigger

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Yay! for
morph
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# woo and yay!
thats fantastic!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# hehehehe
My knickname at school was Gillespie on account of being tall, clumsy and brain dead.....nothing changes huh :o)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)
# yay!
morph-tastic!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# I absolutely LOVE that

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# boo!
My A600 no longer works :( Think the transformer is borked.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Love the captions
Almost as much as I love the fact that chas made a career out of just bowling onto the screen all wideboy like and saying : bayowyup!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)
# It's my birthday today!!!!
And mb made me this lovely card....

so to show how much i like it...i have posted it! awwww isnt he lovely!

i'm 24, anyone want any cake? anyone got me a birthday kiss????
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
# mwa mwa!
darling happy birthday!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Very god damn cool!
Have a good one!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Happy birthday!
No birthday kiss from me, the boys will never get over it.

But I'd love a slice of cake.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# you are so right......
but thankyou for the thought!

/givecake
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Mmmm cake.
Thebear: sit down and behave :)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Dunno
you bunch of shilly shoshages!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Just the thought...
quiver gibber drool

=8.)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Have a

darlin'!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# woo
hippoberthaday! to me!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Happy Birthday
young un
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Happy Birthday XXXX
Have a dozen red roses on behalf of the elderly statesmen of the board




(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# thankyou
:) i love flowers on my b day!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# happy birthday
from all of us! (and me too like, butty)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# happy birthday
you can have a birthday kiss from me, no-one will notice. have a great day!

xxxxxx
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# I did
:)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# hehe
lucky you...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Yep
Especially since I had a concealed video camera.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)
# ill have cake please!
and here ya go *gives you a big snog*
thats all for now, gotta save some for later ;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# gosh....
what did you eat last night?

/givecake anyway...

only joking...thank you!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Happy Birfdy!
It's mine next Thurs! Feeling old already. heh
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)
# happy b day!
for then!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Hippo Barfday
24 is a magic time in one's life. Sit down and enjoy it.

or is it. Shit I can't remember..........and in any case, don't sit down, that would just be daft.

I mean, what were you thinking ?!?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# yay to you cos its your birthday...
and woo to mb for being a good egg!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# yeah its the best card i have got!
at least its got some real effort into it!

better than just buying one
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)
# heheheh
it took me waaaaay too long to do it cos Im not really v good with photoshop - but glad i made it now :o)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)
# are you going to
the leeds party?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)
# dont think i can make the full duration
was going to go snowboarding on the night, then changed becasue its my good mates 30th and i havent seen him for yonks. But think i can get away and come and meet everyone again
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# yay!

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# *puts hand in the air*
whoop whoop
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
/pulls shirt over head and runs round office..
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# yew
loooooooooooooon
;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:54, archived)
# ha-ppy birth day to ya
der der der
happy biiiirthday!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)
# *blushes*
awww thanks cat - glad u like it

EDIT

just incase it doesnt make sence i will explain. Senorita = a song, main pic is of elbow rooms where we met up the other week, spiderman = me apparently, font = milo, where we also went, red x = b3ta ref
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# ahhhhhh yes!
its great.....
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Hey you
I'll give you a birthday kiss
Come down to London and don't forget the baby oil... ma cherie
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Birthday Opportunity!

(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Why do French, German, and Russian men
grow such thick moustaches?



To look like their mothers.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)
# well
that went down like a lead baloon on an international board.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Not like a prom queen
on her first date?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)
# you have
a way of making me cringe that no other can.
it's not plesant.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# I doubt
you are scared for life - but have a good day.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# I don't think I've ever seen
a Frenchman with a thick moustache... only little silly things.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Actually
I haven't seen a French mother with a thick moustache... Or a German one for that matter... Am I missing something?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# German women
wear their moustaches under their arms...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# very true
and woo to the Kenny Everett username : )
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Was it Kenny Everett?
I got it from a junk shop that used to be in Slapton...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Kenny Everett
had a character on his TV show called Duncan Disorderly. He was a drunk Scottish public toilet cleaner in London. Spoke like a news reporter though. Or something. it's been about 15 years since I've seen it!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# You learn a new thing every day,
All I can remember was Cupid Stunt, oh, & Sid Snot
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 11:41, archived)
# well thats gonna upset the UN
and with a crucial vote today, we might aswell be at war.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Is this a threadwaste?
If so, I'll throw in a repost - why women spend so goddam long at cashpoints!



if not, I'll keep quiet and say g'morrrrning all
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)
# that is amazingly woo
and it reminds me why I never use a handbag if it doesn't fit in a pocket/cleavage then I don't need it
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)
# What a thought
(thinking) I could do a cleavage version ...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# I like the fish!
Nice, very nice.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# haha!
that would be in for the handbag bot then...

OH bugger, this is post 4001

I missed it :(
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)
# seeeeeeeeen it
reepy-reepy-reepost.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
# I know I know I know...
I did say it was a repost... ahumm. Too early in the morning. ahem.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# hahahaha
woo! i especially love the fish
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# *sigh*
/heartfelt
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)
# That joke is older than
Cassidy, Fat Boab, Flanflinger and me all put together!

Morning m8, how are you =8.)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)
# noooooooooooo!!!
nothing's that old!!!!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Despite all odds
happy with my lot - how are you, venerable one?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)
# ticketty woo actually
off to NJ tomorrow

you sound low?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# This would seem a suitable thread to Jack
Can anyone reccomend a reasonably priced webhost that provides smtp mail rather than just pop3?

Sorry - I know this is really dull but people here may know
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Don't you get technical with me!
sorry. i don't know of any. sorry.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Thats OK
Sorry - I realise it is a little early for techie questions
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Yeah
you might need to wait until the difference between pop3 and smtp is made known to me...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Lemme see if I can turn this thread around with a milding amusing comment...
If at first you don't succeed. Don't become a skydiver.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# How are you gentlemen?


Sorry, its 9:47 BC so my brain aint working yet.

Possible Comp Suggestion: Make a pic of whatever you want... ONLY using Paint: Other programs are illegal other than for resizing purposes
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:00, archived)
# I don't know how the gentlemen are
but this lady is feeling like shit...but hey, i'll cope...no...no...no...I don't want to burden you with my troubles, just carry on do

sorry i've had my moment

I think if the painmash one is accepted the entries would be rather shit...sorry to be so blunt this early in the morning, I like Bovines suggestion
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)
# the board would
look like a nursery school wall.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)
# EXACTALY!
itd be wikid!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)
# its old skool!
returning to the place where our skills were born- proper retro like
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)
# but i don't
have paint
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)
# paint is all i have
at work... not really much need for photoshop
when you're a data entry monkey.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Nooooo
That's cruel. Hand-drawn would be better.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:06, archived)
# What about
those poor Apple users?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)
# or paint equiv
sorry...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)

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