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# On the subject of dictators...
Photographic proof of saddams true form..


(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
#
I hate not getting replys to Stuff
I think its a great pic :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)
# my first furtive...

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Reet grand.
That is.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Hehe, he's
a lot smaller than he looks in the pictures!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
# i only realised that once i'd posted...
maybe it's a huge lady in a big frock... :-)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# frockin'
hell!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] if Hitler would've won...


which way to hell, please?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:04, archived)
# because you asked..

i don't like sending people there or giving directions for that awful place..
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# thank you
i will send you a postcard, promise
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# thank you :)
i usually send people to the boats to sweden instead you know ;)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:38, archived)
# the only way is down :)

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# If Hitler had've won
He'd've made sure English grammar would of been a lot clearer.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# would of
could of

should of

I thought I moved home from America years ago.

would'vecould'veshould've

Let all say the 'L' in should as well (aswell?)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# If Hitler had won

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)
# i'm confused...
shouldn't it be:
deutsche geschichte?
and why is it that the red swastika seems to miss something?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:08, archived)
# I'm there already

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:08, archived)
# That's actually
frickin' great. And horribly offensive.
And great.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Hmm...

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Isn't she looooovelyyyyyy........

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:00, archived)
# bloody hell, it's
barbara cartland!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Jeez!
I'll say.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# aaaahhhahaha
it is! how could i not have seen that?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:03, archived)
# fuck me
Its Pat Butcher of the cat world
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# especially for yooooooooooooo...

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I am
either really pissed or just dumb but becuase you posted I have just sat and been staring at it looking for a hidden kitten *DOH*
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:08, archived)
# no silly
it's some kraken norks like you asked for.

I don't only do kittens.

Sometimes I do bunnies too...
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# I've just spotted the difference
from Mushroom's post below vvvvvvvv

duh, I am slow, but still, NORKS!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:25, archived)
# lordy!
what a wonderful picture!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# maaaaaade
forrrrr
love!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# That's scary
That's more scary that 'The Fear'
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# last swas sticker pic tonight.. im bored of them..

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Is that a compo entry?
...
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# no
i think thats the gyratory system
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] cab queues would look a bit different...
heil taxi

can you tell it's waterloo station?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Woo-ahh! Scheisse!
Halt das Cab!

Vo Yay!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:03, archived)
# woo yay
houpla!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:04, archived)
# psst!
'Kätzchen'
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# are you umlauting without due care and attention?

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Like it
Nicely done.. how many nazis can you fit in a taxi
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:19, archived)
# yaaaarrrrrrr!
avast there me hearties!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# ironically
it's national talk like a pirate day today

funny that

EDIT: i appologise for my previous statement.
I have been misinformed by someone.
damn them!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# LIES!
national talk like a pirate day is in september sometime!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:56, archived)
# really?
i heard it was today.

i had my college in pirate frenzy aswell!!!!

i'll never trust a man in a frog suit again now
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:57, archived)
# I'm afraid so.
September 19th, to be precise, and I believe technically it's now International TLAP Day.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:58, archived)
# i was just quoting the above post
i had a sneaking suspicion it was international rather than national :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Yeah but
I don't think the guys who thought of it know that yet, which is funny.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# oh i remember pirate day
i spoke of it fondly a few months later


no-one remembered... and gave me a wide berth ;)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Where do
you keep it?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# third on the left
behind the toaster
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Ah,
that's why the kitchen's smaller than it should be. Smart.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# again??
i haven't been here for a year yet?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Class
Harrrrrr Haaaaaaarrr ye avast splice the giblets.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:56, archived)
#

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:57, archived)
# not only
is that a beautiful picture, but hey i recognise that parrot!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# such is
the cut and thrust nature of modern pirating that most parrots can find themselves in need of a new captain on an almost weekly basis...
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:04, archived)
# thats an owl !
oh. wait.. :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# you
Owl perv !! ;)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Look at this little tyke

clicky for biggernessage
EDIT..sorry colour was wrong .. the jaundice should have cleared up now hehehe
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:52, archived)
# That kid seems to have
started out with a bit of jaundice.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:53, archived)
# hehe
tis all sorted now :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Acutally, I dreamed I gave birth to a litter of tiny babies
like that. It was really hard to feed them.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# you'd need a stack of
mini multi nipples Mmmmmmm nipples
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# What with the abundance of swastikas, dictators and bombs

I thought I'd just make this sweet drifting puss.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:52, archived)
# YOINK
did anyone see what i did today?
www.robertsondex.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/glue
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# no
coz it doesn't show up in mozilla.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:58, archived)
#
but it does in internet explorer
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# hee hee
I followed this project today but couldn't watch 'cos i had to sign up. Thanks for posting the results. they am most woo!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooo! :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Christ.
The size of that shadow, how big is it?

Dead nice and that though.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# I thought about that for a second
and then decided that he was as big as an airliner.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Sort of a giant
Dirigible.

thing. Like the Hindenburg...
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:03, archived)
# that's so nice.
Would he like a tickle?


(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# woo
i really like that
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:56, archived)
# That's rather good too.
.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:57, archived)
# I agree
try looking at the frontpage at the moment.
It's awash with the swas.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:57, archived)
# oooooh
that's lovely
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# i showed my boss
your site today. he absolutely loved 'scat or snack'.

edit: and here's the same cat earlier that day...
prrrrrrrr!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# That makes me laugh
and say Hah hah!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Surweeeeeeeeeeeeet

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Fuck me!
Finnish TV just showed Paul Simon in concert in Paris. It was fantastic!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Er.. guys, does anyone know how to swim?

click for wallpaper

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:50, archived)
# weee
wooooo
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:50, archived)
# aww
so cute...made a grown man weep:'(
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Soft lump.
8P
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:53, archived)
# very sweet...
but i got your comedy 404 when i clickied for wallpaper...
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:55, archived)
# sorry, it works now
it was the case sensitive server.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# im downloading your Amelie thing now :)
just bought the dvd this month - one of my favourite directors - and i didn't even know it was made by him.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:03, archived)
# it is a wonderfully beautiful film
just visually, let alone the actual film part of it.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I'm downloading it as well
bloody dial up! but i'm persevering
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# i've seen
delicatessen & city of the lost children dozens of times :)
great movies both.
good thing he came back to europe instead of trying to fit into that hollywood scene (alien4)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# your amelie piece
is beautiful
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
# thanks,
It was inspired by the song, and amelie just seemed the perfect footage to use.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:23, archived)
# hmm
i get a 404 error for the clicking. Oh great master of the web thingy.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:56, archived)
# This made me nearly cry when I read it
I think probably only northerners will get it...but you southern sotfies might...

here ya go:)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:49, archived)
# ahahaha
s funeee

"sod it!"
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# I'm assuming you've seen my
version of windaz 2000 wot I did 'cos the original didn't swear enough?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:58, archived)
# I hadn't seen that one
That's fuggin class....

I loved the Control Panel...We're nearly in tears here...

I thinking of getting all the Hex Editer lark and changing the start button to Howay now...

If only the computer swore back
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Now that's funny
coz it's true!

I like the control pannel, I wouldn't have got so confused with it

arnlee problem is we say Ha'way round our way
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I've just sat vocalising
that for a few minutes an' I'm still not sure what's the best way do pronounce it in type!

<rummage>

I must have summat better to do :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:17, archived)
# ee by 'eck
that be reet fookin champyon ar kid. Get wood in'thole an' gerrus a boddies.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:55, archived)
# aye wor kid
thats canny funny bonnie lad
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:56, archived)
# You may think you caught them all...

But one always gets through...
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:45, archived)
# mmmmm...
Can't beat coffee with a bite in it.
woo! to that
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Coffe is the most foul tasting drink ever!!!!
besides Iron Bru
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)
# irn bru tastes like bubblegum
fact

100% thereof
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Iron Bru tastes like shite:(
It's discusting
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# woo

/repost
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:50, archived)
# top shoppage!
woo and yay to you sir!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)
# and to you as well =)
it's madam
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:56, archived)
# oops!
pardon me!
did you know that there is a bar in Dublin named after you?
FACT!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# does it
serve sushi
and is owned by a lawyer? ;-)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:04, archived)
# hmmmmmmmm, no, ..
although it does have fish tanks with goldfish in.... which is close enough...
/edit, come to think of it... it may be owned by a lawyer...
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# hehe
that put a smile on my face.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)
# very nice...
and if you'll permit...

/repost
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)
# close your eyes shortly after gancing this to prevent nightmares!!! (oo too late)
My mate chris did this to my head!
Hes quite violent at times im afraid. I may have to terminate our friendship if this carries on.



i really strongly suggest you dont click here
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:45, archived)
# ????
thats weird

keeps coming and going
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)
# !

Click
for a weeny bit bigger
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:42, archived)
# with all this WW2 stuff about
it's nice that b3tans can still do really biting satire. i love this. someone post him/her a gold star
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:44, archived)
# perhaps not really biting, but
I wrote this
The byline is merely a pseudonym so people can't find me. My real name is one of only 3 in this country :(
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:49, archived)
# cool
i'm intrigued now, who *are* you?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:50, archived)
# i'm a b3tan with a strange real name
that's all you need to know :P
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:56, archived)
# That's wierd!
So's mine!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:50, archived)
# yup...
as noted in one of my old Bu$hWhacks:

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:57, archived)
# well
i didn't exactly think i was the first one to think of it :)
nice pic!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Fwar!
What a winning smile!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:44, archived)
# heh!
I like it.


[edit] no-one spotted that link, did they. :)

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Er..
is it like really top sportscars where you have to buy the handbag and then wait 7 months for delivery as it's handmade just for you?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:55, archived)
# [Shudders]
I would™, as long as she had a bag on.
Smashin'
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Sadam
has a craken sent of norks.

Woo like the pic
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Is that like a set of norks
deep down at the bottom of the sea that wakes up and kills seamen?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I read so much meaning into that answer.....
I frighten myself sometimes... moments of clarity.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Knowing you at this
time of night it's moments of Clarety :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:00, archived)
# kraken norks?

DAMN, b3tan to it :(
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# its a beautiful picture none-the-less :)
the exact same thing happened to me once on the Ferry to Poland..
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# wooooo! political!

very clever though!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:47, archived)
# giggles
nicely done
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I
would.


I feel unclean... so unclean... uncleeeeean...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:21, archived)
# repost along similar lines

slightly bigger pic here
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:24, archived)
# He really LOVED to boogie!

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:31, archived)
# REPOST!

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:33, archived)
# YES
I LIKE THE BEE-GEES!

so sue me
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:33, archived)
# why would i sue you
i like that, you're funny, you're a funny guy

(sorry Goodfellas)

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:37, archived)
# He loved to kill your neighbours too.
sorry I can't get with the Hitler vibe.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:37, archived)
# the thing is
It's kinda ridiculing Hitler and I think that If mel brooks can do it it's open season on the mass murdering fuck head

EDIT:Hitler I mean not Mel Brooks, The Producers was banned in Germany until about 10 years ago when they showed a special film festival by Jewish directors
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:38, archived)
# I respect your view here and loved Zelig and other movies...
I would sincerely love a great vibe out of ridiculing dictators of any sort including our own UK/USA sort. I am concerned about my loss of 'Hummus' over it. Sorry.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:42, archived)
# s'alrite
If you feel uncomfortable about the whole Hitler thing it's your prerogative and I can see your POV. It's a bit iky and I can't think of a way to make it funny myself...I can't help thinking the if Herr Hitler won we'd be surrounded by blond tanned people and because of in breading they'd be thick as shit...oh wait...:)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:46, archived)
# I apologise for slow responses due to BT & BASS (brewery) as
both cut me off at an interesting point! :-)

I hope that all is well with you. :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:58, archived)
# just make his hair blonde & give him blue eyes..
and photoshop him with some images from that copy of Mice Terror i once bought in a discreet brown paper bag.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:40, archived)
# I love b3ta and what I am learning
here in text, visual humour, and lovely world communication. I don't respond much but lurk and admire the aforementioned crafts.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:49, archived)
# you just can beat b3ta!
it's the best :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Saturday night FUHRER? Anyone?
Come on now, where's your attention to detail?

:)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:46, archived)
# saturday
night fuhrer?

Woo.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] gear change is a bitch

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:30, archived)
# genius!
hahahaha!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:31, archived)
# that
be clever
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:31, archived)
# yay!

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:31, archived)
# yay for reposting my
first ever anim all those years ago :)

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha! GREAT!
is that a volkswagon?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:32, archived)
# holy crap
you can't get to second without going through 3rd! That's just wrong!

heh heh
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:32, archived)
# gear change
You can`t get to second without going through the Third Reich you mean!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 8:14, archived)
# yay
woo
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:33, archived)
# fucking
excellent WOO!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:41, archived)
# bloody hell,
north-east massive inda house! that's thee, me, roxy hart and tart monkey

RAC go OK?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:43, archived)
# RAC gone
Back Fucked Ache like a cunt with thrush
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:44, archived)
# That sounds like track #1
on the last Anal Cunt album :)

Didya save me some disks?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Aye
i saved yee a couple
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:53, archived)
# cush
tee :)

time to try and blag the spare DS20 out of Dodgers for some of the cash I ain't gonna get back :(
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:03, archived)
# that's
genius!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:49, archived)
# that is
somewhat inspired
woo to you.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Warning : Slapper single Mothers in the area.

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:29, archived)
# :D
Hehhhehhehhehhehh! Class!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:30, archived)
# awww!
I wanna braaaaan baybeee
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:31, archived)
# You star.
.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:35, archived)
# I'm sure that sign
features somewhere down Scrogg Road, or some of the more salubrious areas of Byker.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:37, archived)
# THAT'S
Where I've seen it!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Meadowell
too, or whatever it's called now that they've 'improved' it.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Not forgetting
Pennywell and the Ford Estate
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Hendon.
'Nuff said :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Newburn
and Throckley.
You'll never leave. Beaten to death with big sticks for walking upright....

[When you going to organize a Newcastle b3ta bash then. I'm rubbish at that sort of thing]
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:50, archived)
# There
all around the Felling, well apart from outside my house of cousre :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Probably been done before.

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:24, archived)
# b3ta is not obsolete!!!!
I tells ya :)
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:25, archived)
# awww
have something fluffy
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:27, archived)
# i still use it!

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:28, archived)
#
Dave Grohl
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:30, archived)
# betamax...
oldydoldy been done to dust mate
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:26, archived)
# I figured as much.
Oh well.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Deliberate
Fred West!

Just to say I'm gonna be around on the night thing coz I've got a new computer thing at home. Banned from b3tering at work!!!

I'm now off to load up soft stuff to make nice things.

Forgive me, hello and good night!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Nights are the best anyway....
That daytime lot are a right shower...

[Cheesey Grin]
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Aye Up!
Tartymonk.

Fuggin bad move that, you're now my bestest mate for 4 days!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:29, archived)
# hello to you!
Non b3ta friendly work places are boo ney!
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:28, archived)
# And you
are my second bestest mate for 3 days!

Do you want a mothers day card or anything?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:30, archived)
# are you sure you want that?
;)
clicky
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)

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