a moment of clarity
I realised how right it was for the week
: )
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:42, archived)
...not everything would be different

Had to be done
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:40, archived)

Quite a popular film in Poland, you know?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:26, archived)
moj polskoo neit dobry;)
hehehe, i can understand that though ;)
sweet ;) you polish then?
edit: isnt that that film with the saying, eeerrtu, ecact, et-tu, or something?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)
jess, ai em polisz.
and your polish is not that bad - i guess i can understand it :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)
i'm moving to poland to teach english in a few months, wow, first polish bash soon then, tak?
poprozhe dva piwo, djenkuji ;)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:33, archived)
dva piva!!! is correct
and you should try: oshem piv, proshe (which means: "eight beers" - why don't you have eight? we have quite good beers here :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:36, archived)
I am in poland in 3 weeks, been many times, moving for good soon ;)
co nowego? ;) my favourite heheh, where do you live? im moving to krakow, so need to have some bashes close...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)
i live in krakow, so we have to go for a beer or two or maybe even oshem - zywiec, YES!!!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:42, archived)
the vis a vis, in the market (rynek glowney?) or jazz rock cafe (ulica slawovska)?
woo - first polish b3ta bash in 3 weeks?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)
vis a vis (vel Zwis) is my favourite. I go there whenever I go for a beer (or two, or eight) :) my man...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)
i go there every time i'm in krakow - i know the people who own it - my photos last summer are here - www.aotl70.dsl.pipex.com/
(including the vis a vis!) - how do you feel about a bash in 3 weeks? ;)
edit : to anyone who cares - my photo is of where we are talking about is here :
www.aotl70.dsl.pipex.com/cd2/CNV00023.JPG
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)
It looks like Zwis so it must be true! in three weeks, you say? I just can't say no. Starting with Zwis and finishing wherever else :) how can we contact then?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)
djdirect at talk21 dot com
ok? im there from the 19th april till 26th. and back in october for umm, 6 months, to teach your krakow people how to speak english ;)
hey - i can put it in the pub scheduler if you like ;)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)
put it in your pub schedule. I just sent you an e-mail so that you could let me know when you're here. Even if you won't, we'll meet at Zwis :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)
and you can meet beautiful ladies ;)
haha - ok - thursday 24th April ok?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)
And I will take to some Kazimierz-located pubs, so that YOU could meet some ladies :) In Jazz-Rock I already met a girl, and I have to admit, she was great ;)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:05, archived)
I have been to Kazimierz as well, I preferred the central Krakow pubs ;) but i loved them both - agreed - the pub scheduler says we meet in the vis a vis, and work our way around the Rynek Glowny ;)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:12, archived)
that close in the morning... but it's just a suggestion ;) did you get my e-mail?
to give you a better idea of what is going to happen:

(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)
replyed to your email i hope, the bash should be a good one, even if it's only 2 people. (probably ;) hehe.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:41, archived)
tagging pix with his legendary opening b3ta post. Now all we need is Jeff to come back and do pix with 'your all twats' as a tag and I'll be happy.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:34, archived)
moj dobre pan ;)
edit : i hope it means 'yes, my good man ;)'
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)
speak Czech? I need to contact a collecting friend who's English is a damn site better than my Czech.....
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)
i noticed below :)
lovely touch i thought :)
i love it when people come back!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)
Jeff!
As long as he posts on the 12th of Jeff in Jeffity Jeff.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:40, archived)
Dunno what it would be in Polish, but in the copy I have sitting on the shelf downstairs, it's "Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto"
also used in Evil Dead 3...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)
polish people on the board! whats all that about?!
I'm off to polska in 2 weeks! woo
I'm half polish, can speak a bit, but can't write a word of it.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)
one another... Are you all, British people, moving to Polska?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:07, archived)
it's just a week, visit some relatives and some friends, get away from coventry......
my family was originally from wroclaw, and we used to go to the lakes near koscierzyna(?) every summer. nice and hot. I have the sunburnt bum photos to prove it.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)
ginger kid with a red arse. naah, i don't think you want to see it....
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:30, archived)
we're planning a polish meet up ;)
fancy coming along - i know nothing of the language, but love the polish ladies, and their culture (honest ;) but will be there in 3 weeks ;)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:14, archived)

If you don't know where this is from, check out Home English Home, you can see it
here
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:24, archived)
Fear that image...
The bunnies in my head are backing up slowly!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:25, archived)

Small yet perfectly formed.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)
I drive a German car
Our leader is a fascist
Who won the bloody war?

(clickpicforbig)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)
yer average post-and-be-flamed messageboard, Mr-I've-been-signed-up-for-10-minutes. Please read the FAQ and also check the front page for the current photoshop competition.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)
But withcy? Ignore these wankers - they'll soon kill themselves through loneliness (or stay away because they've just discovered masturbation).
Either way, we'll win, and they'll have lonely lives.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:36, archived)
'cos I'm feeling fluffy, and that's not only because of static electricity on the fleece I'm wearing. baaaaa
Some of my stuff gets leeched by the scummiest boards imaginable that are full of responses like :o) and lol and roflmao and !!!!!!; while we do that ourselves at least we come up with pix to back it all up :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:43, archived)
heheh, you've never been leeched as much as this dude
forums.clubsi.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB34&Number=2156105&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1
NOT SAFE FOR WORK, DAMN SAFE FOR WANKING
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:50, archived)
likes posting entire swathes of USENET doesn't he!
Also: AAAARGH FAKE BREASTS! FAKE BREASTS! FAKE BREASTS! FAKE BREASTS! FAKE BREASTS! etc
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)
But that's disturbingly good, and worthy of praise.
.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)
The details in his face are remarkable!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)
Took a moment to see what you'd done there.
A b3ta secret breeding program anyone?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)
there young man, particularly if you're drubk.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:24, archived)
I present to you, the Esquilax!"
(Chief Wiggum)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:50, archived)
Football teams would be called Mannschafts.
Hehe
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)
aren't we killing in the name of peace?
..and in the name of God
which make me much more comfortable..
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)
...I drive a Citroen. Or the car of surrender as I call it.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)
all be driving VWs, 'cos BMW was largely a british invention wasn't it? Well, at least the name was - Bavarian Motor Works, as opposed to BL which became Bloody Layabouts :o)
insert political shite here, I don't care, I'm just being light-hearted, and I drive a Passat
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)
...not rebuilt and set up by Brits as well?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:24, archived)
I won't bother mentioning that Henry Ford himself was a Nazi sympathiser...
...but he was! ;)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:27, archived)
more notably (but less car-related) so was Prescott Bush...Dubya's grandad!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:30, archived)
...turned a blind eye and watched the money roll in too.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)
helped in providing the 'database' for the holocaust...not a lot of people know that! woo to you for knowin'
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:33, archived)
so. Us Brits eh? Responsible for a large percentage of the shite that goes on in the world today. But still, you gotta larf eh!
</irony>
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:27, archived)
excellent.
proof that the simplest ideas are still the bestest.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)
...but you did do an awfully good job of it.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:15, archived)
But I never saw it, so it's all new to me.
NICE!
(Obligatory comment): Is that real?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

Click for the full flash goodness, with added bonus (just for you) Benny Hill rocking soundtrack
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:13, archived)
Yaaaaaayyyy
Makes a change from all the Nazi bobbins. Who thought of the compo idea today anyway?
[Calms down, takes big swig of pop]
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:17, archived)
it was actually b3ta dictatorship this week - as in we weren't given a choice, but i've no idea cos i wasn't here.
there was talk a few weeks back that once a month the b3ta gods would throw down the gauntlet... a good idea i think.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)
Just it's all a tad throwaway. I found the Osterich one a bit like that.... Some of these pictures would float my boat in isolation, but they be getting swamped under the general theme.
Not a Nazi thing, just not much variety.
First day of compo's often like that though innit.
Eeeee, this is far too heavy for this time of night. Someone post an amusing animal in a tracksuit or something.... and I'll be quiet...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:27, archived)
titled "Die Armee von Vater"..
And credit me for the idea :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)
to the Royal Society for the prevention of cruelty to mices.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)
Something like that. Right fucked up I am.
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(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:42, archived)
Microsoft Squeezie Mouse (with added grit) for that full squeaky sensation.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:47, archived)
is to be sliced open, and the nasty bits chiselled out....
...which however you look at it, is not good.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:51, archived)
on the challenge is, if you dunnae like it, don't do it... make other things to balance it out :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:30, archived)
we were not allowed to vote today
(not that i'm ever here for the vote anyway)
There's been some good stuff posted for this, imho. A board covered in swastikas is disturbing mind.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:24, archived)
stuck his tongue right down one of Dr Phils best mates throat.
She was suprised apparently.
bob gets one million STUD points, and 500,000 bonus points for being pissed and getting away with it :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:40, archived)
the am bestest thing ever wot was over 6 feet tall and am being irish.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:48, archived)
i am drunk. it is the best thing ever
[edit] i like bag
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:34, archived)
well, closely tied with this - thanks to whoever posted the link :-)
Have a chocolate Hob Nob Mr.Rune
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)
and have recieved many many glorious praises..
But yours beats them all...
I love you man, I fuggin love you!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:24, archived)
If I did then you could have some..
Now i gotta do much the same but to the Pink Panther theme :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)
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(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)
to play super mystery bob world...
but super mysterland bob world would be even better i think!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:24, archived)
Of my sadly not as good as it could be (due to file size) woo yay.

(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)
still haven't watched the original movie :P
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)
that one of the good skinners at wincustomize.org calls herself Klaatu Berada :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)
is an in-joke that's used in loads of films, but originally came from the day the earth stood still
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)
toy story as well, and lots of silly sci-fi films I can't remember...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:24, archived)
i have seen/heard it before, but i thought what i was saying was the right way.. :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)
i remember!
(The day the Earth stood still)
still wan't to see the movie :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:27, archived)
i'm thinking 'all your base' now... but i won't make a picture about it...
anyone else?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)
and i like to see you perpetuate your own meme on each pic
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)
it still occurs every now and then, the dsf adsfg afg fg phenomina.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:27, archived)
who posted the thread above is the man himself.. see he even watermarked his pic..
long live REPCAK!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)
...because it's eating my life away!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:17, archived)
that you could spend all your time on a site
that eats your life away, Bob. :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)
/sigh

To be honest; most of the entries I have seen are either
a. sticking Hitler's face on [insert politician here]
b. stick [insert politician here]'s face in a nazi uniform
or
c. replace random letters with swastikas...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)
People these days with their shorthand internet speak
clearly its Marks bar
Dear oh dear when will they learn?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:15, archived)
a quick search on google i now see he was some philosipher guy.
Maybe its his food
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)
Fantastic, now i also see on google he was russian. muhaha
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:25, archived)
was British
(or did he just like our librarys?)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:30, archived)
was very much german but he did live in london (and manchester with engels).
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

I'm new around here but I really have no more comments at this time....
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:57, archived)
nothing wrong with political potatoshops
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:02, archived)
a futuristic vision of intolerance and oppression

This week - Patterns of Force: Kirk and his crew visit a planet that parallels the Jewish Ghettos.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:56, archived)
then go down the gay village and look for big moostached hairy bikers?
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:59, archived)
and the words took forever (still didn't get it right). Sorry didn't realise someone else had done it.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:59, archived)
I had thought about that earlier. It would have gone perfect.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)
on previous pix are welcomed, I think, and if they ain't they're interesting 'cos it gives another b3tan's perspective.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)
So it'd be Bundestag or Reichstag sauce. Or am I wrong...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:00, archived)

b3ta might not be such a free thinking forum...
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)
Sorry, my 24 hour monitoring of b3ta must be slipping....
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:52, archived)
I'm drunk and stoned and can't be dealing with these trifling details.
Mine was obviously the first, but I was ambushed by squirrels which held me up
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:58, archived)
yes, but they attack in numbers and can strip a man of his flesh in 30 seconds.
Probably...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:34, archived)
piranhas must be really pissed off. I can see them in training now to strip a man of his flesh in TWENTY seconds, thus shaving 10 english seconds off the squirrel's record. The squirrel/piranha war is on!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)
and the other stuff too..
no worry.
i still salute you. Oh great Gods of the internet and your minions!
we need more internet Gods..
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 23:58, archived)
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