Night all...
Try not to choke on your nuts...

www.father-ted.co.uk/download/MLHnew.mp3

*my lovely horse, runing through the fields...*

And here for za VIDEO, in GLORIOUS shite ReAlMeDiA.
www.father-ted.co.uk/download/MLHnew.rm
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:31, archived)

shall check in a sec
as an aside - just received this spam mail from "lesbianMag" - the title : 20 pounds of swinging meat.

Class.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:33, archived)

mmmmmmmm
I signed up for a security site (see: Hackers - I haveta stop the fuckers) and have since been recieving about 40 pron mails a day.

Tis lovely..

but not to my personal address, I'm not that stupid. Well, I am, just got lucky this time
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:35, archived)

just PLAY
the fuckin NOTE!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:33, archived)

i mentioned
down there, you can kip here, hugo mailing you now.
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:36, archived)

He mailed, but he never
mentioned kippage....what's he loike?! etc :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:40, archived)

your mail is slow
:)

xxx
nightie!
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:41, archived)

Ah-HA!
It's just arrived - ta :)

Now to take a nailed stick to GNER for cheap tickets.....
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:48, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I'm exactly 1 day and 38 minutes too late to get cheap train tickets! <insert random swearword here<

'Course, I can drive down, but is there decent parking round Chez Rune_Art?
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:54, archived)

There's always National Express

*snarf*
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:01, archived)

You can still get reasonable tickets if you specify your exact times
can't you? Phone them up. (But phone them more than once to be sure, they can be a bit retarded)
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:03, archived)

A *bit*?
I think they're a *lot* retarded most of the time, my problem is that I'm within the usual 2 week period for cheap rate tickets, and I'd rather die than get on the bus....it might cost me a bit more to come down in the car but it's bloody worth it!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:08, archived)

The bus
was meant as a joke ;)
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:10, archived)

Performed (and written) by
the sublime "The Divine Comedy"...
( Collatallie Sisters, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:38, archived)

Everybody knows that I loooooove you
I told the passers by...
I made a small boy cry-e-i-y
(Mattyboy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:07, archived)

Toys would be Different
width="10">
(aterzino, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:28, archived)

You were trying to change it to
10 pixels wide?...are you insane?...You'll kill our eyes!!
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:30, archived)

im having trouble making pics smaller...and the FAQ isn't helping
(aterzino, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:41, archived)

resize them in whatever you're making them in
that keeps the file size smaller than if you just put the tag on the end.
Anyway, it's (img src="http://www.la.com/lalala.jpg" width="300") but with the proper brackets, I think.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:00, archived)

Make sure you're putting a space
between the " and 'width'

if you know what I mean?!?!
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:10, archived)

Comedy would be different

( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:25, archived)

united states of deutschland

(naiv0r, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

24 stars?
EDIT/ Has Rob reposted his version of the Union Jack?
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:25, archived)

It be...
...on the Frontpage.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:27, archived)

so it be
When you said it was on the Front Page...I thought you ment he had already reposted it and it got front paged again...I though 'That's a bit unfair' lol...but now I see it's part of the help thingy for the compo...it's ok
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:33, archived)

so it is
ok people,

i'm dropping off

goodnight all
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:26, archived)

Me too
Good knight

sir
(Ahoyhoy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:27, archived)

tatty bye bye nighty nighty
sleepy snoozy snooze and remember kiddies, small nuts can choke on children.
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:28, archived)

So, in what way
have you actually modified that image?

Surely the point is to create something new, not just scan in a flag...

oh, wait, I see...
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:26, archived)

.

( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:28, archived)

hmmmmmmm
wrong

but well done none the less

but still very wrong
(Mattyboy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:08, archived)

I couldn't help but do this....

from Autin Powers (t.s.w.s.m) for those of you who don't get it
(FrozenDreamer, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:14, archived)

NO IT'S NOT
IT'S FROM JERRY SPRINGER...you done the pic...you should know!

I am, of course joking
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

...

( eclectech, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

haha
how odd!
( rogan, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

hahahahaha!
fantastic!
( Kaiser, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

You just took a photo didn't you
cos I know that exists in Kent.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

you're thinking
of the floral sheep...
( rogan, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)

Now that makes me imagine
Terry Wogan.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)

That makes me think...
...of the bus journey to my old place of employment.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

was Terry a frequent
rider on said bus ?
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:19, archived)

Yeah...
...that's where he used to broadcast his radio show from.

I explained to him about the benefits of BBC studios though, so thankfully he saw the light and moved in there.

roughly only 7.83% of FACT
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhh
back in the good old bbc wogan bus days...
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:25, archived)

Didn't that Bus
have to drive over loads of fields ?
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:27, archived)

back then
it were all fields round these parts...

*wistful glint*
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:29, archived)

Back then it were all wistful glints...

*fields*
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:38, archived)

haha
these FACT percentages and brandishments are often the highlight of this board.

The pics generally come first, then the people, then the anims, then the decent links, then the.....ok, so FACTs aren't then.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:26, archived)

:(

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:33, archived)

But really they are
I was just trying to turn the humour around again. I got lost.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:34, archived)

I like Kent
I used to live there.
100% FACT.
No, really
( GigerPunk has, most likely, slept since, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:31, archived)

maaa
vell
oosly

surreal!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)

very
nicely done

it suddenly appeared as if by magic
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)

jolly good stuff!
:)
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:12, archived)

How
Unseasonaly Unlookey-Likey


(gets spiled barrel of Bass and goes to bed)
(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)

Makes me wonder,
what happens if it melts
(Ahoyhoy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:19, archived)

ha ha... a flood i expect...
well... i'm glad you folks liked it, particularly as it was a bit of a random one... i had a polar bear one in mind but got distracted...

anyhow... that was the last one for the evening as i'm off now... night all... :-)
( eclectech, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:31, archived)

woo
yay
houpla!
( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:27, archived)

face it - your addicted...

shall we go out and smoke some fags ?
edit: and what made me giggle is i got no apostrophe police
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:02, archived)

'

( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)

i caught
the pull my finger pic the other day.

made me laugh, just how i saw it
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:05, archived)

I have the Pull My Finger CD
... 99 tracks of farting.

Then again, my sense of humour didn`t really make it past 5 years old.
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)

heheh
I still love you dude :)
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)

Shall we....
as they say... dine on "corn on the cob" tonight with yon popt_art? ;-)
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

er.
no.
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:14, archived)

Oh ok then

( Reckless_Rik, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)

: )


just for you :)
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)

yeah
thats the baby
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

I
WANT
FAGS
NOW
I
HATE
GIVING
UP
( new_matt, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)

Me smoking 5(!!!)
fags at the moment!

And will smoke another 10 when I'm done.

They're great.
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:05, archived)

y'know...
I've tried to start smoking...

...but I just don't have the willpower.

Sometimes I don't smoke one, and then find myself not smoking another straight after...
( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)

hehe
I find the same thing about gay bumsex. I don't try it and then I find myself not wanting to try it even more.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)

huh. and you never call
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

I won't ever call
unless you take back the "you bitch !" comment.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:12, archived)

I can't take it back.
You have to give it back.

I want it back!
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)

Back for good
?
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:14, archived)

You can attach it to bungee,
and just give a little tug, like this
*tug*
and it'll come scuttling back.

Nullas Anxietas
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)

When I give it a tug
it goes all big and then drips.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:16, archived)

Ah, puffer fish.
He still misses you..

I'm leaving this thread now, I've got the fear (properly, not the b3ta thing)
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

You can never leave
the evil claws have you.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:21, archived)

TT
?
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:16, archived)

No
It's just the way I walk.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

whatever he said
whatever he did, he didn't mean it...
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:16, archived)

I bet he did
How deep is his love ? - eh ?
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)

I found heaven, sweet heaven baby
On the wings of love
Ooooh
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:21, archived)

I found heaven once
it was this place on Earth.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:22, archived)

Could it be magic now, now, now and hold on fast
Could this be the magic at last...
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:26, archived)

woah woah woah
naaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:28, archived)

Never forget where you've come here from
Never pretend that it's all real
Someday soon this will be someone else's dream
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:34, archived)

:)
! :)
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:22, archived)

what
do you you call an old cow with five tits ?

take that and lulu
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

slut

( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)

cow

( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)

mooooooooooooooooooo

( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:16, archived)

quaaaaaack

( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)

*belfast duck speak*
i'm goin' as quaaaaaaaaaack as i can!
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:22, archived)

I once knew a Belfast duck
she gleamed and quacked and she had down........syndrome.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

arf
for real though - i knew someone who had a big jumpy dog... who they called syndrome... so when it jumped, they'd say... "down...
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:27, archived)

haha
funny but really it shouldn't be.

*still laughing*
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:29, archived)

sheep

( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)

follow

( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

whistle

( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

moon plasma

(Ahoyhoy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)

Cock Jockey

( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:21, archived)

Womb Furnature

(Ahoyhoy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

www.design4online.com/twat/fuck.txt

fanks to many b3tans for new swearwords
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

Where's arsebadger?
Whity's not gonna like you for missing that one out.

You should also put them in alphabetical order
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:29, archived)

nah
was used for
www.design4online.com/twat/fuck.asp
(tourettes a site)

but I aint updated it so its a bit shite these days..
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:33, archived)

I'm still roffling like a bastard,
but I shall repost:


( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:43, archived)

Makes me laugh every time!!!
My side burns are bigger than yours:D

Plus my nose is more scary/freaky
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:59, archived)

Yeah, but you haven't
got hair halfway down yer back and a missus who likes trimming sideboards with big fuck-off scissors :) I'd say I'm scared but I'm not allowed.....arf.....
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:03, archived)

swearing
rules
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:43, archived)

hehehehehe
hehehehe
hehehe
hehe
he!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:56, archived)

Trail
is this a word assiooisionsaoinATION game then?
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)

I believe so
it sprung up randomly like an unexpected spring.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:21, archived)

boing

( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:22, archived)

Time
for
bed
said
( GigerPunk has, most likely, slept since, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:36, archived)

a
sproing
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

you need to work harder
that's a piss poor effort
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

i
gave up for a year and a half once - but fell back into the routine - i once worked with a bloke who hadn't smoked for 17 years, and still said he could murder a fag most days.
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)

bugger
for any american b3tan's sorry - i mean cigarettes, not fags.
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)

arse
i have done 2.5 years off and 1.5 back on. I WANT A FAG. MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. 1 WEWEK OFF AND I AM PREPARED TO KILL.
( new_matt, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

Kill yourself.
End of problem.

Failing that, snort copious amounts of coke (the fizzy version, not the illegal stuff) and see how much of it you can get out of your mouth when you laugh.

It's a bizzare game, but strangly enticing.
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)

Would milk work?
It has a better colour for comedy value!
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

said the actress to the bishop
*bada boom*
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:34, archived)

the fantasy
is always better than the reality

or so my hypnotist told me
( diyjoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)

2 years since I quit and
I still want to lick a RIZLA dry.


er...sorry I drink and eat lots instead of smoking.
(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:07, archived)

cigarettes rule.
i smell divine. always.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)

I'm glad I don't smoke at all:)
It would be a lie to say I have Virgin lungs...cuz I had my first couple of puffs (on a cig you dirty minded bastards!) when I was 8...and on it went from there...but had my last one when I was about 14...ish...
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)

I
smoke rollies

-cheesy grin-
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)

Hmmmm
I was thinking of doing something like this, but dunno if I can be arsed now...
Something along the lines of:
"Smoking is quite nice after a large meal"
( GigerPunk has, most likely, slept since, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)

yeah
and "smoking is great with a cup of tea or a pint of beer"
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

all
of the above

thinking of which, I got a chinese downstairs

: )
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

"slitty
eyes - fanny on side-ways"

/coat - rapidly
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:14, archived)

either way
good enough to eat
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)

Did you enter that in
the other week's euphanism compo?

*edit* Missus?
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

Yes!
8D
( Kaiser, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)

I think they should just say

And be done with it
(Ahoyhoy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)

We all will!
*fact*
( Kaiser, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

Precisely
it would boost sales due to depression for sure
(Ahoyhoy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

on
a long enough time line - everyones' survival rate is zero
or some similar Fight Club quote
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)

wow
how very true
now i want some fags
(Ahoyhoy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:12, archived)

or
the only constant, death and taxes

or sumptin like that

meet joe black
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)

Life is fatal...
In 99% of cases.

the remaining 1% doesn't matter, becuase I made up the 99% in the first place.
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:12, archived)

Life is very very dangerous!
You'll die from living!
( Kaiser, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:14, archived)

life
is a sexually transmitted disease...
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)

The 1% could be god.
Maybe he smokes
(Ahoyhoy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:16, archived)

Holy Smoking Cigarettes
batman!
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:19, archived)

RIGHT...you're all gonna think I'm a retarded prick and a physco for saying it...but
I actualy want to die and can't wait for the day I leave this miserable planet...but I'm too scared to do it my self...so I'll have to be happy for now until then...when it'll be just devine...
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)

don't
be afraid of death - just be sure it's the correct option right now - yes, this planet is miserable - but remember, life is tough, get a helmet.
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:21, archived)

*Holds Helmet in hand*
Now what?...oohhh...this is good...CCOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....STEAMY
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)

hahahaha !
indeed - i'm addicted - i shall die ! :)
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

you see how addictive smoking is....
You're all smoking this thread to bits!
(FrozenDreamer, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)

um


searches for "lederhosen" are disturbing.

and yes i know the royal family are german anyway...
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:02, archived)

most
things to do with lederhosen are disturbing - leather bib shorts, anyone ?
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)

that's
just wrong!
( rogan, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)

They are
girls' legs though?
(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)

nope
go check it... he's orginally called "coverboy" it's scary... google image: lederhosen
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:05, archived)

*deep breath*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*pant pant death*
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)

is that like
big knicker death?
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)

Big Knicker Death
is the BESTEST NAME FOR A ROCK BAND EVER!
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

I've just roffled
for the first time this week! Are the pair of yers gonna be at next month's bash?
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)

if we can get
someone to sit on the child - then yes with bells on - we're off to Scary EIRE the next day though - so won't be TOO mental*

*this is probably a lie
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)

*she's not lying
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:16, archived)

*he is probably right
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

*if I can get
sleepage I might just be there, along with DHAC if he can be arsed
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:19, archived)

ahandinthebush
is offering space in the pub scheduler now... unfortunately my place is full...
( bob dinosaur, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

you can kip here
we're leaving the next morning.. rogan i think is staying and i offered someone else, can't remember who now... tum tee tum..

koit, did i offer you?
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:32, archived)

*I am probably
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:19, archived)

*bet?
( bob dinosaur, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:22, archived)

what are the odds?

( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

It's a b3ta
bash and just about the first anniversary of the two of you meeting at the inaugural do. Should rock ;-)

edit: and I'm to bed. G'night all you wonderful b3tans!
( bob dinosaur, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:27, archived)

g'night
ginger :)

xxx
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:32, archived)

I can't wait ...
to see him in Edinburgh again. I'll burst out laughing when I see him now!

BWAHAHAHA
Brilliant!!!
(FrozenDreamer, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

How to eat Beaver



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( diyjoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)

i don't know why that reminds me but...

( new_matt, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)

rofletc
truly
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)

I want your babies!

you supply the mayo
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

Reminds me of this
poster wot I bastardised a while back:


( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:16, archived)

If Germany won the war, they would always win the World Cup

des is so fickle
( mcleod666, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)

.

( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)

Well, I think that's top :)
Punnarrific!
( Dr. Mercury, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

Froggin' hell
woo
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

Dub'ya was happy
with the troops success at mosespa

( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

The hobbits would later learn that it was called a Wingwraith...

(sparkles, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:52, archived)

woo!
b'kerk!
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)

( Kaiser, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:51, archived)

hehehe!
So fun, so fun!
(sparkles, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:54, archived)

Scary + Great

(Ahoyhoy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

Terrencetrentrezznoractressfromthebillcasualtylorisinger
breath...pepsiadhaironfireandscreaming....hauh....hufff...twat?

edit: and lovely work for WOO!
(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:57, archived)

is that
some kind of disease?
(Ahoyhoy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:00, archived)

I don't
sure - as my Swedish wife tells me.
(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:02, archived)

heheh
reminds me of engrish.com which im sure everyone knows of.
i can do swedish... Jepp. Nej.
There you go
(Ahoyhoy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)

s**t happens
am i right?
(repcak, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)

I actually feel
sorry for Michael Jackson!
( Kaiser, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)

you mean
the British general who looks like someone's sat on his face....

...and not in a good way!
( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)

right
sonny jim, replied to your email, the first Polish b3ta bash starts here! hurrah! actually - it starts on m3ssenger - get over there, and sign up ;)
( djdirect, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:44, archived)

no topic
hi, one question not connected with picture, do you know who really is kaiser?
(andzi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:14, archived)

If I don't know that
who does?
( Kaiser, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)

my firstist attempt
To post this image use:
be nice to me im new
(billynomates, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:45, archived)

Bin
Lar-Done
(Fellmeister, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)

Aye, but it`s still good

( Reckless_Rik, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:47, archived)

I guess
noo-bs can be forgiven for not spazzing forever to check!
( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)

In which case
I'll give that a 'w'
to the 'o'
to the 'o'
to the 'yay' as it pisses all over my first post...
(Fellmeister, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:53, archived)

parlez-vous m3ss3ng3r yet?
glasgow vox
(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:53, archived)

The marra...
...is in ra barra
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

woo
care to let Bu$hWhacker have that? ;)
( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)

hello
i tried to follow the link. what is it?
(billynomates, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:53, archived)

follow the linky
& hit ARCHIVES....all will become clear...
( Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:54, archived)

It's been done,
but not as well as that! Welcome to the boards
(Mr Chuckles, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:47, archived)

Lovely,
lovely
lovely.

I hope you're going to stay and not just post and fuck off into the darkness; excellent!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:47, archived)

That happens all too often, sadly.

(Mr Chuckles, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:48, archived)

erm, witchy...
You realise you've gone past your 10,000th message?
dunno if you had anything planned...he''l I've only just hit 800...
( GigerPunk has, most likely, slept since, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:55, archived)

WHAT!
Last time I looked (about 90 minutes ago) I was at 9954! Arsebadgers!

*edit* oo - 10007....fucksockate buggering cuntymints.....
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

GO ON!!! PLEASE!!!
Let us see the 'arsebadgers' pic again...

Or atleast modify it to say you missed your 10.000
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)

here is my own little tribute...

( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)

Now that's a class....
....firstist attempt.

Pull up a pipe and light a chair and stay forever.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)

first time i seen
that one

made me laugh out loud
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)

no mates?
i'll shag yer. come here
(failedpopstar, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)

Quality 1st post.
8)
( Tart Monkey, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:54, archived)

dude
wheres your mates?
(Ahoyhoy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:51, archived)

best film
ever

2.1% of fact
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:53, archived)

% for Road Trip?
.
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:00, archived)

we saw that at the cinema
even on a big screen, a dismal 0.8%
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:07, archived)

They're making a second one eh:)
Called 'Seriously, Dude, where's my car?'

Can't fecking wait
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

i think that's woo!
very well done...
and i love your username!

:)
( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)

ah fuck it
none of the pics below deserve threadjacking so i'm taking up a thread of my own to say that i couldn't be arsed commenting tonight, but there's been some wonderful quality pictures today, really skillful stuff. there's also been some excellent funny pics too, it's been a nice balance. so yey to the lot of yers.
i'm off to bed now (again). so have a good night, all

edit:
fucking typical - no text posts for ages then as soon as i post 2 turn up at once. sod's law for you i guess.
( evil pixie, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:43, archived)

'Night Pixie,
I can add to that that I've just chucked a wine cork across the room to the bin, it's missed the bin and hit RESET on the webserver so it's now having a bit of rebootage.....wish I could get money for such talent!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:45, archived)

Well...
...if you can do it by firing it out of your arse, people will probably pay to see that.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)

Well, I DID
have a chicken badarse for tea tonight so who knows what might happen.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:48, archived)

ha ha ha!
brilliant!
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:54, archived)

Was it you who used to have the Chicken Harpics?
The aftermatch was rank.

Lovely pic btw.
...and do you have a sensitive reset button?
( Tart Monkey, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:55, archived)

That was me, aye,
and the reason the webserver's got such a sensitive reset button is 'cos the bin's right next to it and I'm a crap shot....

10008
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:00, archived)

HAH
that is fucking brilliant!
( Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)

HAHAHA
The best bit is the way you've tagged it...
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:07, archived)

Charz,
Mr. The Spaz :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:46, archived)

well seeing as we have to mention rory and gavin
there's a certain film on IMDB which was ... got to ... by them. tis really rather amusing. then they found out what the film was actually about...
( evil pixie, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:55, archived)

Those
dirty dogs
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)

and don`t forget
Hugo`s fant-arse-tic animation!

p.s. let`s mention Rory and Gavin again :-)
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)

thats
a very nice thing to say

such a nice place this b3ta universe

: )
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:47, archived)

yep
that's us = )
( evil pixie, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)

Found this in my travels
Bill and Adolf Click for pic in new window
(nospoon, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:40, archived)

I think...
...that came from here in the first place.

[edit]or am I thinking of Jim Davidson?
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

Sumat v.similar
did, aye, can't remember what though so I'll shut up and go and get another beer.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:50, archived)

If Hitler had won the war...

Evil squirrels rule the skies!
well, why not?
( Red wine and cheese., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)

Why's the b3ta
Hamster flying a Zeppelin?
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:55, archived)

it was supposed to be a figure-head
it just seemed right, and i'm in a mood for evil squirrels
( Red wine and cheese., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:57, archived)

Even the greatest movie of all times.....

had Reich Propaganda in it!
(FrozenDreamer, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)

That's a piccy
of the bookend isn't it?
(Fellmeister, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:36, archived)

:)
However did you guess?
Edit: Couldn't find any decent shots on the web
(FrozenDreamer, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:37, archived)

Well the first clue was
the tree...

If it were to the same scale we're led to believe the statues are in the film...

That's one big birch!

/Deuce Bigalow
(Fellmeister, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:41, archived)

And the second clue....
would probably be the wallpaper... which you can kinda see to the top right of the piccy.

:> o well...
(FrozenDreamer, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

Of course the saddest clue of all...
Is the exact same replica sat on my shelf in front of me...

The mind wobbles at what they'll try and fleece us with for the next super-enhanced-directors-special-edition-DVD-with-more-hours-added-than-you've-got-left-in-your-natural-life package.

Can't wait... So I didn't!
kazaa
(Fellmeister, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)

Propaganda comeback?

(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:41, archived)

The second only makes you wonder
I've got that CD
sad, isn't it
the Drummer from Marillion does a bit on it*
*True
( Duncan Disorderly, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)

I am still looking for an english female singer for them
m3ss3ng3r?
(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:48, archived)

Ok, gonna be a bit noob for a mo
Whats this m3ss3nger all about? I'm on MSN messenger but i just dunno if thats the same?
(Fellmeister, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)

/shyly holds hand up
I would like to know about it as well.
( Duncan Disorderly, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)

Yoink!
flibz rulez
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)