What started as a normal trip to the driving range


ended in a most memorable day for the golfball
(W3stwing, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:20, archived)

bless him
he's wearing a wife beater
(slut, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:24, archived)

oof !
nighters all, time for sosumi to go out and play.

berk, good luck with your willy. =)
( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:24, archived)

night
and thanks
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:26, archived)

back in the day, my grandfather
could do that with a beer can. No lie.
(//Vote For Domo!\\, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:45, archived)

Incredable
I now have a new goal in life!
(W3stwing, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:51, archived)

Actually
Its quite disgusting when the fat rolls around the can........................i should draw a picture of it sometime....eeeuuurrrgh
(//Vote For Domo!\\, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:54, archived)

Yes but
it will keep the grandkids away when I am watchin my filthy movies
(W3stwing, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:58, archived)

true...true...
you just need to have muscular flab. I'm not sure how muscular fat works, but it does :S
(//Vote For Domo!\\, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 6:00, archived)

I'm
sure that they made a "For Dummies" book for that. If they didn't I'll photoshop the cover for it!
(W3stwing, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 6:06, archived)

you do that
i'll find out how the hell he does it.....

*sticks pepsi can in stomach*


*pepsi can falls out*


This isn't working right...
(//Vote For Domo!\\, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 6:08, archived)

whats that site with the acid trips on it
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:03, archived)

acidtrip.com?

(Cheril, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:05, archived)

may i congratulate you
on the least original name ever
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:12, archived)

Wish I
was smart enough to take that name. That'll be worth big bucks when all the good member names are all taken.
(W3stwing, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:18, archived)

Led Zep
Rool

yes that's right they rool.

Deal with it
(Matt_D, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:20, archived)

you lot on drugs
or are you international posters!?
(slut, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:00, archived)

I'm an American
can't speak for the others
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:02, archived)

it's ok
you can't help where you were born :P
( lbft, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:03, archived)

I keep telling myself that

( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:11, archived)

fed up
with the war yet?
(slut, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:03, archived)

I was fed up
before it even started :( grrr...
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:05, archived)

just watching the repeats of bombing kuwait
how pissed off are sky news, with no injured? *cunts*
(slut, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:08, archived)

A listen for the anti-war protesters
It's a 2.5mb mp3 file.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:25, archived)

like it made a
difference.
(slut, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:28, archived)

wasn't expecting it to.
i thought it was quite funny.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:31, archived)

yes it was
was laughing at them too
(slut, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:33, archived)

I was laughing at the
United for Peace and Justice spokesperson
choke when she couldn't defend her positon against the war.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:38, archived)

I'm not pro or anti war
I just don't give a fucking shit anymore about it and I want it off the TV. Is that too much to ask for fucksocks sake?

edit: I'm a yank too.
( Allanon, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:41, archived)

There are imbeciles on both sides of the issue
but the point is now moot. It should be noted, though, that the Iraqi people have not welcomed the coalition with open arms. Even those who had defected out of disagreement with the Hussein regime are now returning to defend Iraq against the coalition. The situation is far too complicated to dismiss with a right/wrong judgment, but if I had to pick whose feelings were more justified, I'd choose the opinion of of an Iraqi exile over an adolescent American.
( Artamnesia, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 6:04, archived)

would you welcome coalition forces
if saddam's secret police were killing people who tried to flee cities? I'd keep my mouth shut until I knew the war was over and Saddam's dictatorship was ended for good.
( Allanon, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 6:16, archived)

Well before the "secret police" fired on those trying to surrender
coalition forces were greeted by the "thumbs up" sign. A sign which means "Fuck you" in the arabic world and pathetically misinterpreted by westerners as an enthusiastic welcome.
www.theagonist.org A good blog - fairly non-biased and committed to just getting any and all information out as it is revealed.
( Artamnesia, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 6:18, archived)

and a slap in the face with a shoe
would mean what? "Hello Saddam, how are you sir?"
( Allanon, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 6:19, archived)

not a chance
maybe i'll listen to it sometime at school

I don't have the patience to load that here.
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:31, archived)

Leeetle gurrl
I wonder if the woman could`ve defended her position speaking Arabic as well as her tormentor spoke English.
(Grindstaff, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 8:41, archived)

I'm American as well
only 11:49 local time here.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:02, archived)

i think the clocks on this board
are british pub times
(slut, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:06, archived)

I just go by
what the time and temp guy
at the bank says. he's always right.
he is a god. so smart he is.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:08, archived)

it's 3:49 pm here
in Sydney, Aussieland
( lbft, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:03, archived)

i'm a fuckup

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:05, archived)

jesus
loves you
(slut, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:09, archived)

even after
i used a bible as bog roll?
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:12, archived)

yes
he understands. *coughs*
(slut, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:15, archived)

well
i still reckon religion is crap
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:22, archived)

you will
burn in damnation, you lucky sod
(slut, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:25, archived)

If there 's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring sclean for the may quween
(Matt_D, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:09, archived)

I've been busy with a project...
...that's kept me up all night.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:10, archived)

bet you say that every night
;)
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:18, archived)

he
does
(slut, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:22, archived)

really? ; )
don't you ever sleep?
( gracielou, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 6:04, archived)

Sometimes...
....there are things worth doing that make you forget about sleep completely.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)

Aliens Exist?
I found This site to help find Aliens
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:51, archived)

mmmm
cheers, i forgot to get SETI when i rebuilt this puter
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:53, archived)

with my internet connection
i'd probably just slow the whole thing down
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:59, archived)

nah,
it downloads a work unit, does it, then uploads it, they tend to be under 2 megs and no connection is needed apart from downloading and uploading units
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:05, archived)

then I wouldn't be able to do anything else
while it was loading
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:09, archived)

how so?
its pretty clever software, only uses spare cpu time, so its not a problem if you're doing high load stuff.

and its only like 3 mins upload/download even on 56k
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:10, archived)

you can set it
to ask you before it u/l or d/l's anything, doesn't have to be on auto.
( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:13, archived)

hmm
that might work

Last time I had it, I was on an Ethernet connection, and didn't care.

I don't always even have 56k here. It takes about 5 minutes to load the board, when I let it finish...


a repost, because I'm irritated again
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:22, archived)

g'night!

( Kaiser, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:42, archived)

ahhhggghhh!
did no one ever tell you - DON'T LET THEM BITE!
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:45, archived)

g'night
I'm off soon too
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:48, archived)

Bored.

(smoothie, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:01, archived)

well I'm not bored
but I think that is great!
( gracielou, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:04, archived)

good
that is
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:04, archived)

Man, that's low quality.

Any advice on optimizing animations where most of the picture is static?
(smoothie, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:11, archived)

ewwwww
what are it's eyes made of?
( gracielou, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:12, archived)

domo-kun.
Hehe.
(smoothie, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:13, archived)

maybe that's why it scares me
: P
( gracielou, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:14, archived)

Hey check out Jiva's kitten cam from earlier, they've got and named their kitten now!

I think i've seen it peeking out on the far left.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:24, archived)

argh
!
( gracielou, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:27, archived)

I know
so cute isn't it!
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:28, archived)

adowabowl
ttfn, back in a few hours, I'm sure...
( gracielou, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:32, archived)

bye then until the next time i'll be gone by then.
(exits too)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:36, archived)

see ya...
...have fun, whatever you are doing.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:36, archived)

That chi
ck is hot.
(Enigma_Man, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:28, archived)

that photo is utterly fantastic
she can't help but make you grin everytime you see it.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:31, archived)

yes...
...but I'm grinning... OUT OF PURE FEAR!!!



Only kidding Jiva, if you happen to spazz back to this. Please don't kill me or anything
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:36, archived)

that's a point
it might turn into FEAR CAM at any moment, without warning...
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:37, archived)

Thanks
I was wondering what that thing was.

Woo!
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:16, archived)

you're bored?
you need to welcome led zeppelin into your life
(Matt_D, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:16, archived)

Hee.
I'm listening to Ride of the Valkyries right now. Boredom temporarily defeated!
(smoothie, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:23, archived)

Hangman, hangman
aah! led zep 4!

it does though doesn't it
(Matt_D, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:29, archived)

yes...
...yes, he is creepy isn't he.

Woo!
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:17, archived)

that's lake louise
i've been there

and i'm quite glad that thing wasn't there...
( teflon, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:18, archived)

not only was it there
but half it's family snuck home with you in your napsack, and now they are hibernating in your walls
( gracielou, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:23, archived)

ha ha ha
I finally opened it in new window and saw the ani

have a woo

( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:28, archived)

( Kaiser, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:47, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha...
...brilliant.

Yet, I don't know why :D
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:53, archived)

yay
for you herr kaiser!
( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:53, archived)

hahah!11!
that's vellywoo!
Every time I feel crap I'll look at that as it makes me giggle like a rabid munki.
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:53, archived)

it's quite strange
when you see the exact item for sale on ebay that you had bought and then sold on ebay two years previously.
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:07, archived)

kinda like sleeping with an ex
i guess
(Mattyboy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:11, archived)

Unfortunately...
...the knowledge my exes have of me, prohibits the chances of sleeping with them again.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:16, archived)

Nothing the G.U.M clinic
can't sort out...

or a cosmetic surgeon.

or a rope.
(Mattyboy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:18, archived)

After my old flat-mate moved out...
...I started to clear out the last of his possessions so I could use his room for something else.

On the floor, under a chest of drawers I found his appointment card for the local GUM clinic.

Eww... I shared a shower with that guy.

[edit] I mean we only had one bathroom - we didn't shower together or anything. I mean I asked, but...
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:21, archived)

You mean you've never been?
?
?
?

Anyway, that's it, until this war is over, and this board stops provoking me into being so political, I'm not posting.

But as a final word, I would suggest you all go to the the G.U.M clinic.
(Mattyboy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:28, archived)

Do you get..
...free lollipops?

I'd like a lollipop.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:34, archived)

I think
you're expected to bring your own lollipop...
(Cheril, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:37, archived)

ha ha ha...
...meep!
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:40, archived)

You bring your lollipop
in exchange for a sucker?
Doh!
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:55, archived)

( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:59, archived)

heheh
y'know, I'm tempted to bid on it.
so yes.
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:23, archived)

lol
I like
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:59, archived)

That's funny.
I laugh.
(smoothie, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:01, archived)

Good things to eat for the aryan children

(katsdrama, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:00, archived)

Ha ha!
I had a nice chuckle at that.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:01, archived)

thanks
i just wish i was better at photo shop
(katsdrama, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:05, archived)

practice
=)
and no better place to do it than here.
( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:10, archived)

Don't feel bad
I suck bigtime, but I still try.
That's all that matters!
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:17, archived)

just finished a tune
so I'm posting it :)
chromaspore is here - 1.3meg
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:52, archived)

Nice
quite cool really.
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:57, archived)

Witchy
is a £33 train fare return any good? (Newcastle to London)
www.silverlink-trains.com/home.htm#
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:01, archived)

don't mean to interfere with your question
but what were the results of mystery bob's picture taking expedition?
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:14, archived)

Unfortunately it didn't materialise...
...a couple of things cropped up which stopped from taking the photos I wanted.

If you tune around about this time tomorrow though, I'll be posting many pictures from inside an Edinburgh pub. There will be lots of b3tans in them too!
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:18, archived)

ok
just wondering. I'll look for the pics tomorrow.
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:21, archived)

I'm not Witchy
But I live in Newcastle - 33 quid is pretty damn good - a normal single can be 55. Every now and then there's an offer on, but they're only for chrimbo n stuff. So, in a stupid round about way, yes, 33 quid is good. Sorry.
( MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:31, archived)

hurrah!
fantastisch!
( Kaiser, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:10, archived)

Wow...
that's a great song
(Mr Chuckles, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:18, archived)

Top Hummus!
:)
(Blind Kat reads your posts naked, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:27, archived)

Join in with the rest of us, Blind...
make your name German...
(Mr Chuckles, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:30, archived)

Rest of us
Doesn't mean you. Who else is doing it? IT'S LIKE PEER PRESSURE MAN!
(Blind Kat reads your posts naked, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:31, archived)

100% Katschen,
100% von Gibbon, who else....
there were a lot more who were on earlier
(Mr Chuckles, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:32, archived)

Fine
Captain Hissy, I changed it. Translated: Blind Pussycat
(Blind Kat reads your posts naked, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:39, archived)

You leave Herr Kaptain Hissy alone.
Mein Gott fake German is fun
(Mr Chuckles, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:40, archived)

I used an online translator.
Bitch. :P
(Blind Kat reads your posts naked, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:41, archived)

Ja, like that's an accurate translation.
You should have seen the abomination I had earlier
(Mr Chuckles, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:43, archived)

Good night all

(Mr Chuckles, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:46, archived)

( Kaiser, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:36, archived)

Too obscure?

( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:49, archived)

This is getting to me
I feel compelled to do some work now...

ed - He should be saying "Freedom" shouldn't he. Darn!
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:56, archived)

What work
are you doing!
( Kaiser, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:12, archived)

None
But his repeating of "Work" is somewhat subliminal, drilling the message into my head.
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:17, archived)

Very clever
but not making me smile...
(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:04, archived)

hah
Wow, a joke i actually understand!
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:12, archived)

Does this look like someone to you?
I can't quite put my finger on it...
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:30, archived)

A little like
Matt Frewer if you ask me.
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:37, archived)

Coool
so, there's a website called ratemykitten where I can look at kittens and stuff?

;)

(sorry, drunken)
(Mattyboy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:16, archived)

wish me luck
i'm drubk, got needles and piercing kit
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:22, archived)

why?
wot you doing?
(dex, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:23, archived)

you can't take it

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:24, archived)

cant take what?

(dex, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:28, archived)

This....
NSFW just done piercing

i'll go thru with the bigger needle later
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:36, archived)

hmm...
how long do you have to wait before having sex?

Also, I imagine that they must be taken out during?
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:38, archived)

6 weeks-ish
and thats just a silly huge barbell incase of swelling, i'll use summat a lot smaller once its healed
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:43, archived)

hello!
I like your user name very much. I might steal it if you ever vanish from b3ta.
(Damn, that'll never happen)
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:44, archived)

all fnord's idea
he has many good ones
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:45, archived)

blimey
200 posts? 9 days? you hardcore b3tan you!
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:47, archived)

didn't even notice
besides, I've not been around the past few days, since I've been really sick.
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:50, archived)

: o
I hope for your sake that you shopped that....
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:40, archived)

why?
NSFW first one
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:45, archived)

sorry, maybe I'm squeamish?
but a penis piercing at home? and chance evil infection, you know down there?
Mind you, I pierced my nose myself when I was 15. Actually that really really hurt. Please dont deny that really (x100) hurts.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:56, archived)

theres a chance of infection
but only as much as getting it done properly

and no, it doesn't hurt all that much, hell if i can do it myself without passing out, it don't hurt
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:01, archived)

Piercing my nose made my eye water
so I wonder what happens when you pierce your cock...
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:03, archived)

hehe

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:04, archived)

Oh Dear GOD
Why man? WHY??
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:44, archived)

why not?

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:45, archived)

if god wanted you to have
metal rods shootin thru your junk
he'd a gave you a steel knob.

you can't be TOO drunk, from what
I can tell from those piccys ;)
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:47, archived)

if god wanted me to enjoy my cock as it was
he'd have given me an 8 incher, but he didn't
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:49, archived)

well that and other things,
but i'd rather a smaller one than a smaller
one with rods thru it. but that's just me.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:55, archived)

well i quite like the piercing thing
and at the moment, thats all that matters to me
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:59, archived)

i think it is interesting
not that i'd ever be brave enough to do it myself.

The only thing I find a bit too weird is tongue piercings. That seems like it would hurt.
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:08, archived)

i wouldn't
get/do any part of my body, but my cock
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:09, archived)

now that
i find to be an odd response

why just the cock?
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:15, archived)

i couldn't
bare to do any other part of my body, makes me feel weird thinking about it
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:18, archived)

ha ha ha...
...best quote of the night!
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:25, archived)

lol

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:27, archived)

Well I kind of understand that.
I have my ears pierced, and have had my navel and tongue pierced as well, but would never even consider piercing my clit. That is sacred country down there.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:27, archived)

except Berk
kinda has it reversed
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:32, archived)

ow
ow ow ow ow ow
( gracielou, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:40, archived)

I've had several piercings before...
...in my ears and nose (not used anymore), but I just couldn't face having anything done 'downstairs'.

It's bad enough when a stray fingernail catches it.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:47, archived)

just talking to someone I know with a tongue piercing
she says its one of the ones that hurts the least.. "and that tongues are one of the fastest healing body parts as well :P or whatever...mr b3ta"

personally, i'd be much too scared to get anything pierced...
( lbft, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:34, archived)

It didn't hurt at all
just kinda swelled up a bit for a few days.
I vomited when I got my navel pierced,
so I'm a wuss.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:35, archived)

"mine didn't swell *gloats*"

i'm going to make her sign up in a minute...
( lbft, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:38, archived)

my parent pierced my ears when I was 6 months old
so I've got those.

I just can't imagine. I know how much it hurts to bite my tongue.
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:37, archived)

"it hurts less then biting ur tongue!!"


argh, gotta stop being the middleman
( lbft, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:39, archived)

Well I'd be the alleged "lbft's friend"
And yeah..tongue piercing are really fast healing..took mine less then a week and I was fine..and the actual piercing was nothing! The worst part was getting used 2 having a steel bar in ur mouth
(moszo, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:44, archived)

either way
I don't think it sounds like fun
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:56, archived)

Really depends
what you're into I guess..I can't say I've had all positive responses to mine
(moszo, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:00, archived)

doesn't bother me any
what other people do to their own bodies.

i don't think i could kiss someone with a tongue piercing though. all i'd be thinking about is how much it must have hurt
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:04, archived)

That sounds familiar..
that's what my bf said..
(moszo, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:21, archived)

I'm sorry
:(
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:30, archived)

Holy Chit
That is freaking awesome! I have my tongue pierced! Did it on a whim, I went to the place to check it out, decided it was nice, and did it right then-and-there. I'm totally not the "type" either, I'm a nerdy geek.

-Jesse
(Enigma_Man, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:27, archived)

That's what i done too!!
Went there with a friend..got it done just spur of the moment..he got his nipple done though, ouchies
(moszo, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:32, archived)

ACK!
that looks sooooo painful
( gracielou, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:47, archived)

nah
most of the pain is breaking the second layer of skin
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:48, archived)

if you put a potato
behind it, the second layer breaks nicely. you know, doesn't stretch out. I have experience, trust me.
( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:06, archived)

will an apple do?
and cheers, gotta be better than a CD case
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:10, archived)

I don't know if it will work...
...but if you use it, remember not to eat it afterwards.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:16, archived)

why not?
its only flesh
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:16, archived)

( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:22, archived)

hell
it tastes good
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:23, archived)

mmm...
chicken

/sorry
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:35, archived)

...
...coq au vin?
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:59, archived)

what's french for 'apple'?

( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:06, archived)

pomme

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:07, archived)

truly excellent
all the way through
(Cheril, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:14, archived)

I wouldn't know
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:37, archived)

you know
what I meant
(Cheril, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:38, archived)

Oh...
...I think I do ;)
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:43, archived)

how many licks does it take?

( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:45, archived)

ha ha!
two!
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:53, archived)

anything that is solid enough so the skin doesn't stretch, yet the needle can go into will do
ice cubes can work too, but you really want something the needle can pierce easily.
( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:16, archived)

cool
cheers, seeing as i got the little needle straight this time, i'll go for the big needle later
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:17, archived)

don't repeirce, get a smaller gauge barbell,
then replace it with larger ones untill the hole is stretched out to the desired size
( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:20, archived)

hmmm
repeircing worked well last time, and i can't really afford too many barbells
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:23, archived)

I've seen
a hoop that starts out small gauge and gets larger...you wear it for a few days and push it through a bit more every day til you get the right size.

it leaves less scar tissue inside that way
( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:29, archived)

just hit a fucking vein
:-(
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:36, archived)

ow
messy, that's why stretching is better.

I feel for you
( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:41, archived)

so do i
edit:

former situation recovered, i'll order a stretching ring from wildcat next week
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:42, archived)

how many
are you doing?
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:45, archived)

just the one
just buggered up tho, not listening to wise person
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:50, archived)

you might want to get some rings anyway -
they're better on the shaft - long barbells tend to, erm snag during the old in and out ;-)
( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:20, archived)

lol

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:38, archived)

sorry
just have to ask
description or expletive?
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:54, archived)

expletive

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:54, archived)

I notice most of these replies seem to be women...
However I shall chip in an ask FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY?
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:50, archived)

bored
mostly
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:52, archived)

I can't see boredom being a factor in that
I've been bored and never felt the need!
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:54, archived)

well i wanted more
and i was bored, so i did one
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:55, archived)

nicely done m8
last time I pierced my cock I used a gold piercing stud. It lasted a few months and then went strange so I took it out and made and new hole in my ear instead.
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:00, archived)

i thankyou
i'm getting quite good at it now :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:02, archived)

Eew
!
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:03, archived)

last time?
as in there have been timeS? Plural?
( gracielou, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:06, archived)

aye in days gone by
it all started about ten years ago when I pierced my willy and my cheek (face not butt) on the same night, followed by putting needles through the muscle on the top of my forearm.
These days all that's left are seven in my left ear and one on my left eyebrow :)
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:21, archived)

I
have seven in my left ear as well
( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:37, archived)

perhaps
our ears are in a secret club..?
I'm asking mine but I hear no response. I expect it's sleeping.
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:42, archived)

do you know
the secret earshake then?
( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:23, archived)

I have a blender in my kitchen
it that helps.
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:35, archived)

that's it
your in!
( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 5:20, archived)

Needles thru the arm
like they did on Fear Factor?
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:47, archived)

I have no idea...
what's fear factor?
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:58, archived)

its a reality tv show
the whole idea was to do horrible things to people.
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:09, archived)

piercing your arm would fit then.
my entire arm developed an evil yellowy bruise after that evening.
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:11, archived)

Now they don't make those people
eat the buffalo penises or bull testicles or hissing cockroaches. They eat all that on their own will to win $50,000. (morons)
I still wonder where they found a 100 year old egg?
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:22, archived)

Fear Factor
is one example of stupid American television
(Cheril, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:10, archived)

that is truly awful
ick
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:25, archived)

good luck

( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:25, archived)

What now....
... DON'T DO IT.....
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:25, archived)

That sounds like the worst idea ever
"Watch me pierce my bollocks! Yay! Oooh jeeesssssuuuuuus criiiiiiiiiiiiist!" etc.
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:29, archived)

It does sound like a horrible idea
but I don't figure he's about to change his mind

best to just wish him the best of luck
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:31, archived)

yes heres something better to watch
videos i made today. gauranteed laugh
www.robertsondex.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/glue
(dex, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:31, archived)

They went to a lot of effort
to nick a quid. Next time you should tig-weld a steel bar to the coin and cement the assmebly to the ground, then film the fuckers. Laugh when they think they've figured it out and try the chisel trick.
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:39, archived)

Having seen what he's done
Is this post now just too scary?
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:51, archived)

nah
the whole thread is scary :p
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:53, archived)

:)

( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:55, archived)

scary thread,
scary compo
*shiver*
(Cheril, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:26, archived)

ha!
this will seem like a great idea tomorrow...
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:35, archived)

well the first one still seems good
so i figured i should do more
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:37, archived)

I would....
... wait until sober.. were I you.....
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:01, archived)

way....
too late....
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:02, archived)

see above ^^
for potato trick, try it next time, much less pain.
( sosumi, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:08, archived)

don't
do



it
(Mattyboy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:17, archived)

waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
too








late
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:56, archived)

Just found this little fucker under the duvet

Now it's sitting on my model airplanes and ripping bits off the wings.
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:11, archived)

Kill it....
..please... otherwise it may consume us all...
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:21, archived)

Aww,
it just wants to be your special friend.
(LionsPhil, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:29, archived)

Very special.
very.
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:31, archived)

I'm just a....
.... bit cautious.... Been stung by these Kittens before...
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:36, archived)

Looks strangely.......
... like my cat. She is missing front right leg.....
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:24, archived)

someone
from here just emailed me and asked if I was missing my legs. I don't know who it was though. I'm quite disturbed by it really.
( gracielou, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:48, archived)

Did....
.... someone find a set of lege wot looked that they might belong to you....?
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:19, archived)

That's an improvement I think
I saw that kitten pre-shopping and it was distinctly evil.
More kittens! less moustaches! (unless it's a handlebar moustache of course)
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:37, archived)

Check out the 100% unshopped kitten
in the linky above... Not that I'm condoning this sort of thing.

ps. That is the smile of my mate after passing his viva.
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:04, archived)

what in real life?
now I'm confused.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:10, archived)

I think
the combination of you telling us about that and fear and loathing being on the telly might have made me get viva las vegas stuck in my head and change my name in m3ss3ng3r.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:13, archived)

Alex Cox walked past me last sunday
He wrote the screenplay.

In fact he walked past me in Fact, and that is 100% of fact!
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:16, archived)

I chopped the smile out of a
photo I took yesterday while the eyes are the kittens own.
The smile is indeed that of one who now has a PhD... I promise not to grin like that
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 3:13, archived)

( Kaiser, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:03, archived)

I like that
lots - exactly my twisted sense of humour :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:05, archived)

Actually...
some time ago there were adverts in Krakow, PL with words: "Visit Aushwitz! (...) Discounts for students", but unfortunately the posters folded badly and what you could read was: "Aushwitz! Disco for students..."


Dobranoc...
(repcak, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:08, archived)

oops!
hahahaha!
( Kaiser, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:09, archived)

That blonde kid at the front
looks like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle.
( bigdave, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:12, archived)

yes
he does
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:30, archived)

Heal the world, make it better place...



Wino mi sie skonczylo... dobranoc, panowie.
(repcak, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:59, archived)

As a black man
he'd be dead.

As, most likely, would I be.
(Mattyboy, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 4:23, archived)

that's why he's white
hitler won the war
(repcak, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)

If Hitler had won the war

( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:59, archived)

The big companies tried to get their adverts into the post war propaganda


Get jiggy with Mr Biggy
(nospoon, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:56, archived)

sorry, I'm off for muchos sackage
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:21, archived)

ONLY 20c, now that i would go on!


don't you remeber when you were little, you only had a few cence (money and brain wise) to go on a crappy ride, well this would be it!!!
(boogiemonster, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:43, archived)

Hey!
I work there! *100% FACT*
(Cheril, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:44, archived)

is it fun
to work in a shark mouth?
(boogiemonster, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:45, archived)

Well, I work upstairs,
above the shark mouth, but right next to the jaws and teeth of a great white.
(Cheril, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:47, archived)

And on that note I am off to bed
Also

100% of FACT.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:46, archived)

Me too
I'm working on an animation and it's doing my head in...so I'm gonna go bed and finish it tomorrow...I'll just have to repost it for the night shift.

You lot are better than the day time lot.

100% FACT also

WOW...2 facts in one thread
( Az The Spaz, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:02, archived)

Well, if the Nazis took over America...I guess that means that...

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:38, archived)

schnitzel!

( popt_art, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:39, archived)

is that
a good thing or a bad thing?
(//Vote For Domo!\\, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:40, archived)

sznycel! ;)

(repcak, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:48, archived)

s'nice

( Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 1:55, archived)

Threadjack!
What happened with those pics you were going to take or castles and stuff? I've been too busy dying to read b3ta the past few days..
( kitty meow meow, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 2:33, archived)