Glad to see Kellys following in her daddies footsteps...



(Clownkiller, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

seriously...
does anyone here fancy Kelly ?
( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

i do now....

( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

apologies for such a weak effort but my humour levels are down a bit.

( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

boo
gay
( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)

here goes the shot
its een ijn a flaske for ages. 5 4 3 2 1 fuck

in a university librar6y no less
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

..........................................?
( M@rkoni, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

be off with you
proper job man
( Dr Drink, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

please grant me a moments pleaaaaaaaasure.....
I'm in Doncaster at the mo.....and they're right!
It is GRIM oop norf !
( M@rkoni, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

doncaster isn't north! It's grim in doncaster!
(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

it is if you come
from London
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

ah but London's a bit grim if
you are from Doncaster, I'll bet.
( huggybear, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

I *knew* it
That's why I've never been north of Oxford
( xian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

that's
because you're a girl
( huggybear, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

depends
where you go. you're in a good example of grim though.
( huggybear, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

Woo
Good man. Now throw up on the floor!!!!
HEE-HEE
(Feckless Ne'erdowell, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

Remember to throw up
silently.
Or at least hold your finger in front of your mouth and make a 'shhhhhhh' mouth shape and spread it around like a muck spreader.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaah
try and spell

'honk'

on the floor
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

parp!
spell parp with your upchuck, mike!
( martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

barf like there's no tomorrow
HONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

If we all hold hands an spin the board around really fast
that might hurry things along...
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

oooohhhhhhhhhh

( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

oooooh
*GHLURT* *GHLURT*
(Feckless Ne'erdowell, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

heh
if that doesn't do it, nothing will.


:)
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

A feeble attempt
Apologies if this has been done/thought of before



:-)
(pb, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

nena
had a sonh caled 999 red ballonez which was the best song i have ever heard.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

I'm not sure
there were that many balloons.

and if you didn't live in Britain it was called 99 lufbalons
(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

here, I think you dropped this:
t
( Boot, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

ta
luftbalons
(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

the invoice is
in the post
( Boot, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

tis certainly a good song
a very good song indeed.
Covered by many too.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

ooh
ive heard 2 covers, one by goldfinger, and 1 by another band
(_Jon_, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 20:58, archived)

99
and it's truly superb.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

I met her when I was a DJ in Frankfurt
in 1982
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)

Must've been
the follow-up to 99 Red Balloons.

;-)

Oh and she's on tour!
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

yes,
it's one of 2 german language songs that I can actually stand (the original "99 Luftballons" was better than the english cover).

I'll not incriminate myself more by naming the other one..
(radja, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

Da-da-da
by Trio is good
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:34, archived)

Is it
the german national anthem?
(Divvy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

Yay for Nena

( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

wasn't she known for
her hirsute arm mines?
(Captain Slasher, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

i hate dolls - they scare me (part II)

( anno domini hiatus, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

I would
It's been a while, at least 12 hours
( M@rkoni, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

i
fear you
( martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

fear my choad !

( M@rkoni, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Those eyes. Those dark, cold, dead eyes.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

apologies to any eastbenders fans, but it made me chuckle.....twice.

( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

yeah
i ike that.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

Good ol' British squaddies are swapping their helmets to put local Iraqis at ease

( MartinH, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)

not satisfied with invading
they go on a pimpin' spree as well!
( Dr Drink, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

*sticks foot out and trips up unsuspecting adversary*


"haha"
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

*rolls on floor clutching knee*
*goes off to the toilet to pick grit out of skin*
*schemes*
( Dr Drink, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

is that dr seus on the left?
( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

very gud

( M@rkoni, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

whats
your source for these images?
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

That one was on cnn.com
I looked up "silly hat" on google, and spassmonkey's site came up! That's his hat on the left
( MartinH, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

i am very much drunk right now. i found out this morning that my very expesnive laptop is totally fuced and it basically a very expensive fuckine dfoorstop. i am understandably, id like to think, pissed offart ahti9s and am atrherefotre dunk. i have only had six pints so far but as i jvw head nothing to eat or drink today other than beer am a little bit fucked. i threw up on the way here which surpriesd me. if more than ten people reply to this message i will drink a showt of absinthe a flask of which is in my pocket.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)

.
five to four...
( djdirect, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)

did you flog
those laptops?
( Dr Drink, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

Where there laptops for sale?
Need a cheap PC
(Mattyboy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

my companies flogging their old laptops to the staff, and i don't think anyones interested.

( djdirect, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

errr, no, in
fact forgot all about them - whats your email - apparently they're going on ebay if no-ones interested.
They start at:
IBM ThinkPad T21
P3/850MHz, 768MB RAM, 40MB HDD, 1400x1050 14" LCD
CD-ROM, floppy disk
£500 + VAT

and go up to
Raven Sony PCG-GRX
P4/1.8GHz, 1GB RAM, 40MB HDD, 1600x1200 16" LCD
DVD-ROM/CDR combo, floppy disk, spare battery
2 years warranty remaining
£1000 + VAT

with a few in between.

dont know if they're cheap, but was going to buy one myself, but now putting the money towards an edjookation...
( djdirect, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

it has a warranty?
Do you work for Currys or something :)
( Dr Drink, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

na
oil research software development bollocks. - but the oil sectors got the money so they can waste it on toss apparently...

edit: anyway, if you're interested m3ssage me and i'll have a word with the boss..
( djdirect, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

Don't seem massively cheap
actually, but worth a look I guess

you on m3ss3ng3r?
(Mattyboy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

im
always on m3ss *fact* - usually more often than here actually, hmm...
( djdirect, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:34, archived)

i would like to add that if anyone calls this a waste of a thread the3yh are a wankert.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

I'm a wankert
and proud of it.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

and so's my wife

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

i'f great.
its been ages since ive posted. drunk.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

Last time I did
apparently the only thing I posted was "I'm drunk" - repeatedly.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

you did
and you swore you'd send me £100 cash and never did.
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

and
you said you would send me £200!


/bandwagon
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

and i
borrowed a tenner


doh
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

what happened to that £18,549.99 you promised me, razor?
worth a try...
( martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

I remember munkt0n posting meat hats to the board
after the norwich bash and thinking it was the funniest thing ever.... I had drunk a couple...
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

Yes,
you did have one or two - unfortunately that wasn't the end of that night's hilarity.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

shush
I still have nightmares about all that ;)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

he he
bet that was interesting.
( martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

do it.

(Ellis, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

I'm only
replying to make you more pisseder.

Grrr threadwasting cunt - do you think he can read text like this in his condition?
;-)
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

.
doubt it. how many replies is that?
(Divvy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

lightweight
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

Drink drink drink
like there's no tomorrow!
( dr_fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

hic
honk
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

Mike
I salute you... absinthe away!
(black is the old black, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

7so far
bring t on motherf uckers.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

anyone remember that bloke
who overdosed after being egged on by people on a message board? :)
( Dr Drink, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

Nono
It was a chat room, and they were watching him on the webcam.

"I told you I was hardcore"
( dogsbollocks, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

a messageboard?
not this one i hope.
I remember the guy who played online games for 40 hours non stop and died or something.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

.
www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/27544.html
( lbft, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

yep
we can go one better
( martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

what is one better than an OD?

( Dr Drink, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

1>OD
Hahaha
( dogsbollocks, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

Mike!
it's just like the old you, throwing up on the way and everything.
Are you sure the laptop isn't just hibernating?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

its dead
and i am enjoying being back like i usedcx to reguvlarly e4 when i had the internet at homea dn would post pis3edcx often.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

drink with me to days gone by, can it be we're going to die. Here's to pretty girls who went to our heads, here's to witty girls who went to our beds
(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

Is this
number ten? Does that mean I have to drink? I get confused easily.
( Geordie Al, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

Oh alright then
Have a free reply (provided you promise not to waste a prime-time thread like this again)
( xian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

don't drink
the absinthe!!
(oh...)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

hoohoo
=)
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

go for the green elixir
it'll put everything in perspex
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

hee hee
dat's funny.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

I had some Jamaican Rum
at the weekend..... roughly 90% proof.
fucking awful, it was like drinking lighter fluid :-P
( Dr Drink, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

is that the stuff that evaporates
in your mouth before you swallow?
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

do it
purely for comedy value
(and web cam pics)
( tstar, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

DRINK
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK
(Feckless Ne'erdowell, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

Then fall asleep
on your back
(Mattyboy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

at first the british had some problems fitting in...

it´s a repost, but it fits so well in this weeks competition
(flexomat, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)

fantastic
i praise you most highly....but who is the silliest
( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

Hee hee

( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

If you worked for this mag
The temptation to cheekily photoshop the masthead would be unbearable:

A bit like if you had to answer the phones for Pianist Magazine...
( Dr.Dunno, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

will
i find that in my local news agents?
(Pete_uk, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

Mantlepies are now reviewing books
take a peek
click here
(Mr.Mantlepies, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)

Ha Ha
thats good that
( eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

Ring of Bright 84

( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)

Blimey!
is that you Tarka? My how you've grown!
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)

that is very
very woo
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

the kittens of today hey fluffy........they just can't hack the pace.

( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:59, archived)

hahahaha
that looks like it's expelling with such force it could get propelled backwards across a shiny polished floor, if it were on one.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)

Trendy new T-Shirts!

(Rev. Goomba, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)

I'm afraid
Geocities don't let you do that.

Try MSN Groups - dead easy to set up and post from (Spoon's tutorial)
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)

Hey that's been done before...
x

:-)
(b, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:02, archived)

is it real?
b3ta.com/board/994938
b3ta.com/board/994766
b3ta.com/board/970998
b3ta.com/board/970998
b3ta.com/board/971839
b3ta.com/board/994722
b3ta.com/board/972903
b3ta.com/board/992425
b3ta.com/board/994560
b3ta.com/board/971961
b3ta.com/board/968809
b3ta.com/board/742279
b3ta.com/board/946705
b3ta.com/board/896377
b3ta.com/board/717172
b3ta.com/board/832911
b3ta.com/board/394672
b3ta.com/board/394672
b3ta.com/board/680996
b3ta.com/board/891817
b3ta.com/board/384986
b3ta.com/board/799741
b3ta.com/board/895755
b3ta.com/board/729401
b3ta.com/board/892696
b3ta.com/board/369056
b3ta.com/board/379687
b3ta.com/board/945225
b3ta.com/board/867505
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)

sad sad sad
puppy
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)

u forgot
www.b3ta.com/board/994550
(arniie, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

To make up for my earlier meme faux pas
Have a kitten


(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)

Now you're learning.
.
( Your Mum, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)

honk honk

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)

you've
been eating beans
( dutchbint, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:59, archived)

correct
magic beans

parpity honk parp
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:02, archived)

i'm not climbing up anything that grows out of there

( new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

did you sell your cow for them?
try planting them, that's my suggestion
( dutchbint, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

Yay!
that's the badger!
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)

It's a kitten actually :)
(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)

heh
you're a natural ;)
( new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)

I've been lurking for a while
(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)

Is the man behind the kitten
holding up a hidden "golf sale" sign?

:-)
( dr_fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)

i just found the single
most offensive tshirt in the world
Yes, it's from tshirt hell
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)

I'm tempted

( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)

heh
I like the one that says "I fucked the girl in Hanson"
(Divvy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)

kitten!
badger indeed
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)

My bike is called Beti
(and that's the truth)
(Woody, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)

And do you
ride it like there's no tomorrow?
( dr_fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)

fnar
Nope, cos my knee's buggered so I'm off games for 3 months
(Woody, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)

ooooooooh
Beti
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)

I've done a whoopsie
on the carpet!
( M@rkoni, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

oh
any particular reason?
(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)

see
below

(and why are you called such?)
(Woody, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:02, archived)

I can't spell Betty

(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

Blimey
Do you find that a social hinderance?
(Woody, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)

Oh yes
I've been shunned by large groups of people because of it
(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

Well
I think you are in the right place. I am a low-posting-newbie meself and find it of a most friendly disposition
(Woody, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

not exactly new
there's about 400 people between us
(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

Isn't it
4000? Time flies. Have you been lurking long?
(Woody, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

why did you call it beti?

(lonely, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)

Cos her sister
is called Yeti

(and her half-sister is called Candi)
(Woody, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)

Ooh
another mtber on the board. I think there are more than a couple...
(bomba, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)

.
It wouldn't surprise me
(Woody, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

ai ai ai!
bonjourno senor kitten!
( martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)

Time
to give up, brain not working.


(Gabba, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)

Hehe, i knew someone would use it!...
I'd have appreciated a stormtrooper context though! ;-)

it's too fast though and watch out for the spelling police!...
(SYS64738, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

like
I said brain not working,
as for spelling grrrrr, must avoid long words
(Gabba, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

Cash Only

( idlesod, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

Ha ha ha
That's
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)

or even

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:03, archived)

accountancy ant?
sales volume ant?
spread sheet ant?
( Dr Drink, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)

I'm hoping you're just pretending
to be stupid
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

I hope to be stupid
cos I haven't even got to that level yet
( Dr Drink, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

I suppose it's best to
aim high
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

hah
BrailieAnt
ExcelAnt
(Seany boy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

Cash only... At the Clone Shop.


sorry
( dr_fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)

Quick and crap....

never done one before but was bored,sorry
( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)

NIcely
done
I can't believe there's still sides to this meme that haven't been explored...
( Dr.Dunno, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

my meme will never die.
Hopefully, when our civilation has died, and aliens explore our remains and artifacts in millions of years, the only evidence of the internet will be a bunch of piccies of sharks and helicopters, and they will wonder what kind of life we had.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)

i love it
look, we're just going to have to put together a gallery of chopper/shark pictures - who wants to do it? I don't even have time to do piccies at the moment...
(blather http://blather.net, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)

and put it to the tune of therapy?s "are you real"

( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)

and send it to everybody via email
with the subject line "fwd: [fw] and you think YOUR having a bad day"
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)

I would love to be involved.

( Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

ok
do you want to construct it then?
(blather http://blather.net, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

Cracking!
Woo.
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)

Is it Glassco(k yet?
BBC april fools story I assume (or hope!)

Not about the war either thank god

If you haven't seen it, enjoy - it is very stupid...
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)

Fraid it's been posted already
and unbelievably it's no april fool.
( Monkeyboy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)

d'oh!
mental note - run a google on stupid possible april fools stories in fyootyoor...
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)

yes it's GC
no, it's not April Fool's - the company mentioned really has made those phones... Was first mentioned around here a couple months ago.

Thanks for playing! :-)
( JustHere, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)

i'd love a trumpet phone

( new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)

That really should be
a euphemism
(Woody, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)

Blow me
would take on a whole new meaning...
( JustHere, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)

"Get me on the blower"
wouldn't.
( dr_fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)

Which brings us back to ..
.. Roy Castle
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)

The trumpet-blowing-lung-busting fool...
Dedication, that's what you need. And a trombone-phone too.
( dr_fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)

i'd make sure anyone who wanted to
could have a go on my trumpet phone
( new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)

parp

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)

just be careful where you point the spit valve

( new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)

i've
heard that about you
( dutchbint, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)

well, if you don't want to play with my trumpet phone you only have to say

( new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)

I don't want to have a go on your trumpet phone ...
.. thanks.
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)

parp

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)

*honk!*
*Parparparparp!*
( martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

aha *kachinnnnng* that'll be $350 please

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)

*honk*
(I'm the Phantom Raspberry Blower of Olde London Town)
( dutchbint, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)

Ahhh...
... The Worm that Turned ...
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)

HQ:
Barbara Castle
(Divvy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)

I'm Grade 8
on the trumpet phone
( dutchbint, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

i think you'll find that's
grade $8.
( martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)

grade A
more like
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)

i've said it before, i'll say it again
i'm on the first plane to brighton...
( new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)

You're probably already there
hiding in my cupboard.
( dutchbint, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)

i had to find a new hiding place
i couldn't see anything for the piles of tin foil and cardboard pants
( new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)

Well
I've got my special new anti-Matt device fitted, so I should be able to root you out wherever you might be hiding.
I've had my eyes peeled specially.
(ew)
( dutchbint, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)

heh, she's going to root me out, snigger
i hope your lurker's not watching...
( new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)

Any time.
I've been told I've got green fingers.
(I should stop...)
I'm planning something for her. heh heh.
( dutchbint, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)

That's teaching standard ....
.. can you give me lessons ?

edit: Didn't realise I had to go to Brighton.. so errr I'll forget it, thanks all the same
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)

all the best trumpet phone players live in brighton
it's the fresh sea air
( new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)

And the practice they get ......

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)

I don't get much practice
I only play at the most exclusive of venues.
( dutchbint, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)

Ok stop it ...
.. you're confusing me now. I'm not a real welder, I only found these bloody goggles.
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)

you've confused me too
so we're even now
( dutchbint, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)

really ??

/puffs out chest. hey, I've confused someone.
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

*bumps into lamp-post*
now see what you've done!
( dutchbint, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

I do that all the time ....
... it's the goggles. Or the trumpets.
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

parp

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)

People pay extra for that round here!
=;0)
( Danblez, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)

And not even
an April Fools story.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)

there
was an exhibition with them in on Brick Lane last year, I was going to go, but I was otherwise engaged.

badum-tish
( Nath, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)

sounds good to me
where do i sign?
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

Yet another victim of "This was a damn sight better in my head".


Although the thought of a boat load of west country pirates still tickles me.

*edit* It's all that pirate talk that threw my spelling off, honest. Fixed.
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:30, archived)

All pirates are from the west country, even the americans ones, it comes from the setting EDIT: oops sale sail from cornwall and wot not (I think)
(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)

You forgot to close your tag:


*FACT*
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)

erm...
I didn't put any tags

*FACT*
(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)

No no:
Your *FACT* tag.

Not to worry, I closed it for you.
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)

Oh right
Thank you, lost me a little bit there, but i understand now! :)
(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)

What do they sell at the setting sale?
eh. arrrrr!
( dr_fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)

exactly.

(lonely, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)

heh heh
ooops sorry, I blame this keyboard
(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)

don't forget to consider how
many pirates are setting sail from cornwall.
(lonely, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)

um...what?
I'm a northener, cornwall was the first southern place I could think of :)
(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)

read it again..
(",)
(lonely, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:59, archived)

ooh yeah
I wrote it so I was automatically putting the s in there
(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)

Oi loikes that oi does
Arrrrrrrrrr!
( dr_fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)

Probably did,
but that's no excuse for bad spelling.

W/Y/H!
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)

Bad spelling?

Where? That's how you spell down there isn't it?
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)

Read your subject line again
and SEE if you can spot your mistake.
;-)
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

Hint
begins with "s"
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)

Hint
begins with H

you foo' :)
( dr_fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)

this entire thread is perforated with bad spelling
its like a theme thread.
(lonely, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)

That would be
it's

...surely
( dr_fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)

that is a punctuation error
rather than a spelling mistake.
(lonely, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)

I stant correctid
I think.
( dr_fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)

I don't think
it's confined to just this thread...
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)

Heh
Very good. Fixed.


I hate love all the pedants round here.
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)

And
we luv u to!
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)

.
Yaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)

YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
me harties!
WOO YAY HOOPLA!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)