sorry hummus @ 5%
(kebab, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:03, archived)

there are 761 banks in the world that contain the words
"first national bank" *VERY DULL FACT*
(sorry - your picture is lovely)
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:09, archived)

I like that kind of dull
fact.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)

dull facts to do with banking ?
I'm your girl
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)

just plain trivial bits of information
especially oxymoronic names, like your mulitiple first banks.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)

testing
please ignore, kthanx

1
2
3

( buttercup, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:01, archived)

Shall
do.
(Mr Flibble, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:02, archived)

yeah i'll igonre it two
.
(Sharps, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:04, archived)

ignore what?

( M@rkoni, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:04, archived)

Skiving again, eh?

You around on the 11th?
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)

i might be
i'll be deciding late afternoon on the 11th, nothing like leaving it until the last minute!
(work....damn them to hell/Doncaster)

*edit* right, i'm off home. laters. if you want to mail me, it's in me poofile!
( M@rkoni, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:10, archived)

.
I completely ignored that.
(hotrodzombie, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:04, archived)

I'd just like to make it claer
how much i ignored that.
(Sharps, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:05, archived)

84726384763218742387
            1       

84726384763218742387
1
(edit) woops, i was just having a play. i didn't mean to post this. never mind hey
spacing seems a bit borked
( Spoon, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:05, archived)

Threadjack!
Does anybody know where I can get digital files outputted as 35mm slides?
( littlebean, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:05, archived)

Jessops
are rather good www.jessops.com
(frogman, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:08, archived)

www.chromatech.uk.com/ppslides.html
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:08, archived)

thank you
both
( littlebean, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:11, archived)

( Penile, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)

ThreadJack.
Whats the bloody matter with people, eh?!
Why do they bloody moan at you for something and get all stressed at you, then they discover that's it's there fault and then they fuck off without so much as a by your leave or apology.
Arses, arses, arses, ARSES!!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)

Arses
AND boobies no-less!
(hotrodzombie, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:08, archived)

Bad day mate?

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:09, archived)

Yep.
Bastards.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:10, archived)

yeah
exactly
( littlebean, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:10, archived)

buttercup if you're still around
when somone messes up tags by not closing eg a small tag with a / but opening a second small tag instead, the board doesn't catch it. As it only closes one of the two tags.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:12, archived)

not that it happens that often
so no need to try and fix it urgently, just another thing for your long long list ;)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:15, archived)

anyone else notice this
on the cloud game on the front page?



Just me then, eh?

edit: just been looking at the respective sizes and have come to the conclusion that air sharks are bigger than sea sharks as they have to keep all that helium in their bodies to remain weightless... HA! *Never admit to oversights!*
( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:01, archived)

argh!
the fear!!!!!
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errr.. i mean is it real?
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)

..

( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

contra
versial

but very good - and and and - contra was such a great game. never liked that crappy curly energy gun though..
( Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
and subtle!

you go girlfriend!...?
( M@rkoni, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

we thought
you were gone
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

ooo
cutely done

as I was scrolling down I thought, please dont be a domokun

thank you
( littlebean, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:07, archived)

hoo
rah
( martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:14, archived)

Inspired by a conversation I had
in school today.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

you have wierd
coversations
(Sharps, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

school = ward ?
.
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

a school for "special" children

( M@rkoni, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:00, archived)

You're lucky that
twat M@rkoni isn't around, he'd have been bound to have made some bloody silly comment.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:03, archived)

yeah!
what a devistatingly handsome twat he is!
( M@rkoni, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)

hahaheheaheheh
but seriously, the conversation was kind of different to the pic in that it would be great if someone's nads were like those executive toys you get.
Not sure how the rat and David arrived in the pic.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)

reminds me
of the Richard Whiteley ferret / finger incident
(mi laddie, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:02, archived)

flash mx

(arniie, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

no response :(
.
(arniie, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:02, archived)

I sniggered
but I've overused my laughing kitty, so I thought I'd hold fire.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)

aww i'll give you a
wyh :)
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:05, archived)

liquid television did this years ago...

but I couldn't resist.
( legohead, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

Liquid Television!
"Lea's Press-On Limbs! Just lick and stick!"
woo!
( Shedside, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

now available...
...in plaid
( legohead, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

Inbred Jed
and the Little Bottom Boys
( Shedside, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

aeon flux was the best...
cartoon or not, I would've.
( legohead, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:00, archived)

too much like manga
for my tastes. But thanks for reminding me of my sixth form days!
( Shedside, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:02, archived)

Ha ha!
Cute :)
(Mr Flibble, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

That's very good

( bean, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

Scientists reveal the molecular structure of a terrifying new chemical weapon...


First post. Hope it works. Hope you like it.
(Johnus the Arse, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

Top marks :)
w + y = h
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

Me likey!!
Chemistry related posting is good.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

.
CH4 + 202 --> 2H20 + CO2

*mad giggling*

I hope I got the balancing right..
( lbft, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

Balancing right.
Lighting gas taps. Fun.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:02, archived)

my balancing was always terrible at school
i think one leg's longer than the other
( new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:02, archived)

My friend had that.
Doctors broke his leg, then put 2 pins and a screw in. He used to lengthen his leg by 1/4mm every morning. Nice.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:04, archived)

I knew a man witha wooden
leg named Smith

/poppins
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:19, archived)

woo
yay

welcome
( stup0t, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

That's the best Fff.... ffff..... ffff.....
I've seen in ages.

W/Y/H!
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

woo!
lovely
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

The vet decided it was time for little Timmy to be put down :(


mainly because he was heavy!! :D
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

WOO YAY!
HOOPLA!
(Sharps, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

Hehehehe
I love that

"Down Shep, down!"
(Mr Striding, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

quicky mess with one of them poster things


[edit]oh i got some more of them hidden pic things done. i'll post them up shortly.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

By poster things...
I'm guessing you meen "Proaganda"
(Sharps, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

thems the ones
you young whippersnapper.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:01, archived)

Bidi bidi this, muthafucka

( Shedside, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

woo
muthafuckin' yay
(popey, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

Huh!
Yeah. Yeah.
C'mon now!

Much woo!
Much woo for your attituuu
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

hahah
that took me a second,

bidi bidi bidi, woo!
( djdirect, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

heheheh
far knee!
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

he he
nice one
( raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)

hello!
I keep only catching you in the spazz. How the devil are you?
( Shedside, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:13, archived)

not too bad at all
i will drop you an email to let you know whats been happening
( raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)

I'm bored

click piccie for slightly bigger

so i dun this quickly
(Symball, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

Beautiful!
She's my hero!

Woo!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

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( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

I still clicked it
Woo though!
(Ellis, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

yes your passport seems to be in order
welcome to hell
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

Ha!
So the competition was fixed from the start! Excellent, exactly how a dictatorship should be run.
(in other words, very good!)
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

I'm judging this week
and I'm gonna win too.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

is this because of last week
when the judge was ludicrously biased and nonsensical?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

nah
just messing about. I'm going to judge because I feel like it and have been amused by a lot of the entries.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

Bloody Nazi

( Wifey, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

hooray
crush the proles!
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

YOu should try steak
with honey and crushed proles dressing, it's very nice.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:01, archived)

you must use a pestle and mortar though
a steam-roller takes all the flavour out.
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:04, archived)

i clicked
i can't believe i clicked.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

Lovely
at least it's still got squirrels
( bean, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

Brilliant
winner, winner, winner!
( Penile, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)

You want some?

( corington, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

cool.
no 22. sha . no messages
no 23. Olivia Henwood no messages
no 24. izb. 33 frontpages. 1821 messages
no 25. mikee 5 messages
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

no 26 - not real

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

no 27 - chapstarr - no messages
no 28 - Ix the Wiz 3 frontpages 143 messages
i could be doing this for ages, the profiles seem to take ages to display!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

no 29 - Wifey 8 frontpages
no 30 - chthonic 80 frontpages.
no 31 - foxa - 4 frontpages
no 32 - hss - no messages
no 33 - simo - no messages
no 34 - guygizmo - 1 message
no 35 - TuffPirat - 67 messages - 2 frontpage
really neat age change pic in profile
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:00, archived)

only
5000 more to go
( corington, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:02, archived)

i seem to recall hugo_rune did this quite recently
then someone had a full list.
( new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:04, archived)

Chthonic has 80?
Not fair ;-(
( Wifey, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:04, archived)

don't worry i only have 1
and i've been a member for more than a year.
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:09, archived)

I apologise in advance
"Taxi for Potanga?!"


(fatpotanga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:34, archived)

oh good grief
WOO!
( Dr Drink, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

THREADJACK
These people are utter cnuts.

These people are absolutely lovely.

This has been a public service announcement.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

Lovely,
I shall visit them for all my rubbery fetish type needs.
Been shopping for Tomsk again?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

oh oh oh
Dr P

can Bovine and I be fat hairy bridesmaids in pretty dressess?
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

Ooooh yes.
*jumps up and down on spot, excitedly clapping hands*
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

ha
Alrighty then, how does this little number grab you both?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

Grabbing would be the right word.
...but yes, that would be lovely.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)

oh I say!
there's even a pun in the URL!
( Shedside, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

I'm getting married next Tuesday
and the missus got hers from fairygothmother.

hurrah for them!
(Divvy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

did she go to the shop?
I've just been to the shop and the girl there was just the Nicest Person Ever.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

the second one was forbidden
what have you been looking at?
( Dr Drink, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

um
I think they sell wierd pvc stuff as well as nice frilly things.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

I just got noticed looking at the goth corsets
there was little I could think of to say in my defence.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)

those flights
are a complete cnut to your body...
( Darkedge, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

eeep
im flying in 2 weeks - don't jinx me!
( djdirect, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

one of my friends was taken into hospital
last week with DVT in his arm.
Nasty stuff
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

hasnt anybody told
him he is meant to move it frantically? or was he lying on his left arm? ;)
( Mosschops, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

it wasn't from flying
bit of a rare occurance really.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

i will never go on a plane trip
on the basis that i am too tall
and it would be painful.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

My wife got it in 2000.
10 days in hospital recovering from near death, and now we can't have kids :(
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

that's terrible.
You poor sods. :(
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)

The plan was to move back to Canada and have kids.
Now we're just gonna go back to Canada.

Still, we have each other, the moonlight, rhythm and b3ta. Chuck in a curry night out and the Leafs winning the Stanley Cup and I could die happy :)
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

Hehehe
Ha
( bean, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

i don't get it.
sorry
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

Oh no! It's Red Exing again!


I like windmills.
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

that's sweet
yay! for windmills
dutch patriotism at its best. Can I also mention cheese, tulips and clogs?
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

and
herring! never forget the herring!
(radja, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

hmmm
English people generally don't understand them. I'm hungry now.
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

Yep, we often need help,
This is where Herring aids come inhandy.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

what?
sorry?

speak up young bull
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

I said
HERRING AID deary.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

ah. no thanks
I'll have gravy on mine
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

Wednesday?

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

And hagelslag.
(if anyone apart from dutchbird can guess what this is, then i'll be well suprised)
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

you should try vlokken too
(bigger bits)
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

Really, like hagelslag, but with bigger bits?
(My new girlfriend is dutch, and calls herself dutchbird. I had to check your profile to make sure you're not the same person)
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

indeed.
they don't have the plasticy coating either. much nicer in my opiniparp.
maybe i am... *diappears in a cloud of mystery*
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

No, she doesn't know of b3ta.
I'm introducing her slowly though, starting with ratemykitten and moving on from there.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:59, archived)

that's it
ease her in gently, and she'll never leave.
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:02, archived)

wait a minute
it's red, right?
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

nope
it's cured. It's slimy. You Englishers think of it as raw. And it's one of the tastiest things in the world.
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

I'm not an Englischer!
So there.
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)

no.

( lbft, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

The pope's anti-war protest
didn't go to plan...


( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

War is for what?
THREADJACK DILEMA:
Should I have another cigarette or put on one of these nicotene patches?
( Your Mum, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)

it looks like
Oval..mum...or something
(Ellis, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

You should
keep smoking and read a book called "The only way to quit smoking permanently" by Allen Carr.

I've been off em now for 2 months. No cravings, no stress, no sweat.
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

Smoke...
...a patch. Both options covered.
(Clownkiller, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

or
tape a fag to your arm....
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

have one....
this message was brought to you by the pro smoking lobby
(subliminal_knickers, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

"wallys"
It's a harsh word for the pope.

oh, and - roll up a patch and smoke that.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

oh, it's "wallys"
i thought it said walrus.

give up smoking. it's bad for you and makes you smell

/pious newly ex-smoker gasping for a fag
( new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:34, archived)

fucking horn
are two more appropriate words
edit: oops. just read the previous messages and now understand what you were talking about. Apologies
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

You're odd

Really...
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

very very strange
i would say.. I mean the pope??

mind you the gourd fascination around here with some people could be considered worse
( Darkedge, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

you know I mean it when I say he's the
sexiest man alive. Everyone else is just in denial
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:59, archived)

smoke
or give up using will power alone.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

I'm having one cigarette.
Then I apply patch. This will break the habit but keep the drug for a few days. Then I will stop the drug. Not a perfect choice but I believe it will work. Yes I have read that book by Allen Carr.
( Your Mum, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

I gave up giving up smoking
it makes people want to hit me.
I don't know why, but I seem to get started on when I try to give up.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

I started
reading the book but then lost the willpower and stopped.
( Penile, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:05, archived)

The best I've seen
fucking brill...
(Sanks, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)

yay!
Go Pope! Save the world!
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

Arf!
silly boy
( bean, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

repost......time. No war !

( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

alright then

( Dr.Dunno, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

.

Many thanks to whoever started flying kittens on balloons
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

wow
look at Saddam go! He can join my team any day.
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

Your A-Team
by any chance?
( dogsbollocks, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

*puffs cigar*
I love it when a plan comes together.
Saddam would be an ideal candidate.
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

Ooh yes..
Great tattyschlopping opportunity that.

Can I be Mr T foo'?
( dogsbollocks, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

Only if I can
hypnotise you to get you onto planes.
"Eclipse!"
( dutchbird, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

Sure thing.
Score!
( dogsbollocks, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

Brilliant
Insainly great.
( M@rkoni, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

skiver

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)

*FACT*

( M@rkoni, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

yay
that's great
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

Is your dad called Andrew
and was he on the telly the other night talking about Gabi Rado?
Cool pic btw
( MartinH, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

yeah, that's him
shame about gaby - nasty business that.
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

It brought the war home a bit, even if it was an accident
You have your dad's eyes! That's how I noticed
( MartinH, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

they've had a bit of a harsh war so far
terry lloyd and his cameraman too. there was another guy with terry but didn't know him.
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

The coverage is so massive, and they seem more keen to be
right on the front line. I still find it amazing that they can be in Baghdad right where the bombs are falling, and also on the plane that's dropping them.
( MartinH, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

Yeah, it's pretty mad
It's very odd though. Huge coverage and very little actual fact. Confused reports from the embeds- wonderful telly but very little information. Stuff from Baghdad that's dependent on lies from the Iraqi officials and the places they take them, bland pseudo-briefings from centcom with again no real information, now too dangerous for independents to get into the action (Terry got shot by the americans pretty much straight away). Every story seems to go through 5 variations before any facts come out- the news is now too immediate for anyone to know what's actually happening.
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

more genius
from Mr Joel sir!!

yay!
( Darkedge, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

I'd just like to say woo!
to that
( bean, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

I'm so sorry....


(fatpotanga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

The Republican Guard...

(Sanks, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

what about
a republican Gourd?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

SHUT IT!
gourd almighty
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

parp
and honk :P
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

don't even think of going there...
Honk

=8.)
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

$350

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:34, archived)