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... a martian from War of the Worlds.

Obviously.

(work with me on this one)
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Lukasm, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

repost

ClickiePickieForBiggie
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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)

I really really like that.
Is that ok by you?
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Lukasm, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)

i was dancing around the living room listening
to war of the worlds this morning.

FACT!
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bananaman, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)

I burnt it onto CD last night
*FACT*
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)

i did that
an hour ago.
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bananaman, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)

i take it it's Jeff Wayne's version
and not just Orson that's making you boogie? ;)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

highlights from jeff wayne's
musical version of war of the worlds.
(

bananaman, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:56, archived)

It is instantly recognisable
Fear not
(

xian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)

Oooooooooooooooooo---
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

...hark at him...
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Tedious, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)

Oooh. don't
the ooooooooooooooooo-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa used to really scare me.

*shivers*
(Divvy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)

Strangely, that never did
but the War of the Worlds film scared the hell out of me when I was a young'un.
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Tedious, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)

looks nothing
like me
(

martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

here's a page
wot I made all for you!
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Shedside, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 18:03, archived)

oi! b3ta!

yer clock's crocked, wot?

if done before... sorree
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stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

re-re-re-repost

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TBR, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

not a problem...
reality is, after all, somewhat warped around here, eh?
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stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

America put their clocks forward this coming weekend
so we'll shoot into the future again.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)

decimalise b3ta time
it's the only way they'll learn
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spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

no
you saw the post on HoN: fully binary time is our ideal!
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bananaman, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)

hooray!
get cracking!
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freshlegs, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 18:35, archived)

Discussed on
Front Row* yesterday evening

*It's a Radio4 arts programme
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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

what was discussed on Front Row
yesterday eveninig?
(

Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

Maybe he was

(

xian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

b3ta's clock
being fast/slow
(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

and newsnight
tony blair said, "look, i just think it's wrong".
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martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)

I think that's
quite enough of that
(

Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

That reminds me of
that Double take programme that was on last night. It made me laugh out loud a lot.
(

Penile, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)

Actually
Puckoon (the movie)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

Hanging off clocks in films
the use of someone hanging of a clock, from some bloke (before Harold Lloyd) to more recent version (such as the 70s 39 Steps with Robert Powell which is the only one I can remember).
There was a whole bunch of stuff about the metaphores involved...
There was a bit of John Woo doing Harold Lloyd tributes
but I wasn't really listening, was driving & talking on the phone at the same time (naughty!)
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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

Umm, I'm telling on you
actually, I'm no grass.
cheers for the explaining, unlike these other unhelpful twunks
Night all
(

Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)

Jackie Chan did Big Ben recently
"The Tuxedo", I think.
not that I've seen that
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stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)

whassat?
a Radio Farts programme?
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stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)

It's Will Smith!


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EDIT: looking a bit overweight on here...
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Lukasm, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)

It's
Martin Luther King!
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Tedious, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

Ra
scist.
(

EvS, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

Not at all.
I genuinely thought it was until I read the caption...
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Tedious, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)

ha ha ha
now that has made me laugh
(Mattyboy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)

You are certainly not the first
to say that. Or to type it in this case.

Mention... that was the word I was looking for.
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Lukasm, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

I thought it was
me
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

not all of us are fnortunate enough to see the fnords

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spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)

Might as well..


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EvS, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

wow
that is beautiful!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

That is
something special.
(Dogsdinner, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

don't worry
he cheated.
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bananaman, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

Ye
bast!
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EvS, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

Yeah, I guessed.
Well, actually, I recognised the font. I'm such a sad bastard.
(Dogsdinner, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 18:04, archived)

Loki
Cola.
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EvS, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)

Yup.
Sure is.
I'm wearing a t-shirt using that font at the moment, actually.
(Dogsdinner, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)

Strange. Even in ASCII he still looks like a
cockmeister.

"No profanity!"
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Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

i take it all back
only the forehead looks like me.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

Ha ha ha...
...next time you see Trashcanglam, ask him about Will Smith.
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Mystery_Bob, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

but don't mention tintin

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spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

actually
probably best not to say anything at all. just run. very far. and very fast.
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zerolicious, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

And when he asks what you want to drink...
...never, ever, ever, jokingly say, "Yes - you can bring me a glass of your own piss please."
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Mystery_Bob, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)

WILD WILD WEST

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trashcanglam, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:38, archived)

The new Nokia 76,000,000.......

for papparazi on the go.
(r0yksopp, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)

woo
i like
(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)

because im off so you can slate me....in respect to earlier posts.

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

Another one.
Warning: NSFW when selected.

sorry... /ronseal
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

tee hee.
does exactly what it says on the tin.
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)

i can't see nuffin
is it cos i is mac?
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mictoboy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

yep you need ie apparently
ie something ie 5,5.5,6.
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)

i got ie 5.1
still nuffin
gaaaaargh!
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mictoboy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

yeah must be cause you're a mac
you have to highlight it and on a pc it changes to some other picture
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

balls

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mictoboy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

doesn't work on mozilla either
Don't like using exploder..... but i did
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Jolly Fucking Lumas, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

Using mozilla myself...
just keep an IE window open and drag the buggers over to it.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)

That's right MrRay
you promised and delivered :)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

clever monkey
.
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

Very good

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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)

wowsers!
It's like a secret message! Like when you write in lemon juice and it's invisible until you heat it up a bit.

How do you make them? I need to know!
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fishsticks, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)

Attention laydeez

He's feeling lucky tonite...
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Erik Lonnröt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

Ooh, Orson.
You are awful.
But I like you.
*slaps Welles onto arse*
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Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)

that's a strange logo i thought...

but then i read this boring business news article and realised they probably couldn't afford proper hosting.
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

clever
threadjack

anyone here use UAE? i am trying to play some games and cannea do it capn.
(rnuk -, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)

small arabic states
are inclined to get a bit stroppy sometimes
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

I went to the UAE once
it was stupidly hot.

and sandy.

the dudes who own it are stupidly rich and have golf courses in the middle of the desert.

hell even the traffic islands have green grass on them!
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Fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)

say what?
all i want to do is play rainbow islands, but this thing is being crap at me
(rnuk -, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)

they probably couldn't afford
an H either.

a bit like vodafone who saved cash on printing by cutting out the er and ph.

*FACT*
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Fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)

are you the fonz that goes on hexus?
as well as here?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

umm I've been on hexus
but not for a while (like years ago) and I don't think I got to be Fonz on there.

I am Fonz on the OCUK forums and you might have seen me on OCS from time to time. But not unless you have a very good memory! I've move away from spending all my money on bitchingly fast PCs over to the Mac world.

oh and I'm no relation to dr_fonz (here on b3ta) either, although he was going to take his coracle on the river Cam which is strangely my real name!
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Fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

the former British Steel
has anyone informed Judas Priest? One of their songs needs a new Corus...
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stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

Are we not at a million yet?
Here is a cute baby (if you squint):


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Lukasm, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)

did you draw that?
I've been doing my crap with
www.sigsoftware.com/emaileffects/
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

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courtesy of Munkt0n
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

now that is
ace.
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martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)

Man!
contact me man ~ OpioN
(munkt0n wannaby, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)

have a look at this
www.text-image.com/convert/

they also let you do it into colour html (no good for here, mind), as well as just ascii.
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bananaman, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

that's a little bit
special that isn't it?
(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)

nifty.
very nifty indeed.
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Monkeyboy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

Yes
I did a few of them for an art and desing project at school about 7 years ago now, I think. All of them were done freehand, looking at a picture and typing. The hard way.

I might post some more, if they are a b3ta type thing.
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Lukasm, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)

I had a look at some more of your juggling vids today
Even the montage of that guy dropping them all the time was pretty impressive. Not sure i'd manage to get them all airbourne in the first place ;)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

The latest one that I mentioned on here last night
the 12 ball world record one, is actually an April Fools joke. It is a manipulated video. Sometimes the camera *does* lie.
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Lukasm, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

ahh, well i reposted it to the board earlier
so you probably got a few more people ;)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)

I've done it before too:
fake video of me juggling 11:
lukeburrages.thingonthe.net/juggling/videos/11ballflash.mpg

real video of me juggling 11:
lukeburrages.thingonthe.net/juggling/videos/11ball.mpg

Strangely enough, not many people believed the second video when I put it on my website.
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Lukasm, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

I remember the
round the armchair video you did :)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)

i did a few ascii images as part of my as-level english coursework
naturally, i got full marks
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spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

that's
rather impressive, though it looks more like budha to me.
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

still 3300 or so off
I'm not sure we'll make it
(

Fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

4300
actually.

edit: this'll look a bit stupid in a few hours time.
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martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)

bah
I switched a 5 with a 6 in my head

ohh the shame,

and yes this will look stupid in a few hours time.
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Fonz, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

you've got until tomorrow
b3ta had about 3000 messages posted yesterday, and more today, maybe 4000 or so.
Check back here this time tomorrow and we'll be there or just past it.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)

but fnord
you PROMISED we'd hit the million tonight.

i don't believe anything anymore.
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martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

Don't worry -
b3ta.com/board/892549
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)

That's very good
But it looks like a baby elephant to me
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Penile, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)

is there a way to put flash
onto this site.. anyone know a way of convertingg it to a gif or anything?
(Sharps, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

if you're using
macromedia flash you can export it as a gif
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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

publish settings
results aren't always great, but with a bit of tweaking they're acceptable.
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thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

File>Export Anim as...
Choose .gif

WAW?YSFAAGB?
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Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)

Depends on what the Flash stuff is.
Anything with interaction- no
If it's just an animation-yes but the file size could be enormous!
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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)

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Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)

Steamboat Wullie

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Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)

he he he!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

hahahahahaha
ahahaha!
haha!
you loon
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Mushroom, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

Teehee
I went on a wullie-fest here a few days ago.
It was tragic.
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Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

those...
...are sheer brilliance.

I shall have to reattach my ass after laughing it off.
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Mystery_Bob, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

houpla monsieur!
et plusiers du panowie!
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mictoboy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

You can get a cream for that
y'know :)
(allergic to curry ...instant Karma's gonna get you..., Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

its
not all sliding and fishing....

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Tedmus, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)

p p p p p perfect
my girlfriend just pissed herself
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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

Woo for penguin puppets
THREADJACK
can enyone remember the url of the photos taken of the prostitute over a series of years?
I thought it was on an FBI site but can't find it.
I've also tried searching for it...
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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

Good stuff Mr T
wonderful shopping.
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

that is dark
and somewhat machiavellian Mr Ted
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curry monster, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)

don't
know what you mean !

*twiddles moustache*
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Tedmus, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

I think you do!
*rustles pantbeard*
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curry monster, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

that is...
really quite lovely :-)
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eclectech, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

simply
marvellous. about time you got back into giffing!

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zerolicious, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

hehe
hadn't seen that one !
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Tedmus, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:58, archived)

David always wondered
what that was

or
b3ta.com/board/994554
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mictoboy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)

yay for david!

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Mushroom, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)

woo!

wass the name of the bear? (my brain's broke at the mo')
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mictoboy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)

it's got an hodgeheg in it
it must be great
yey!
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evil pixie, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

Afternoon/morningness
or just plain Hi!
(Kimbo, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

howdy!
how be thee?
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evil pixie, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)

Um.... what is it?
A hedgehog?

after the accident and reconstruction david could take no more

repost
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Lukasm, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

repost

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mictoboy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)

hindsight states i should have done the face as well......d'oh

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)

infact
its shite
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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)

yay!
:)
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rogan, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)

My God
I only just got that. Kinell, I am slipping.

Woo to the pic.
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)

you have to go and
watch 24 hours of buck rogers to get back up to sci-fi speed!
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curry monster, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

Good shit from somethingawful
this is about the funniest thing I've heard in a while
(Kimbo, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)


                              @
@      @    @@       @@       @@
@      @  @@ @       @ @@     @@          |
@  @  @   @   @   \ @    @    @@         /|
@@@ @ @    @ @@   |\@@@  @    @@         / |
@    @     @@     | \\ @@@    @         /  |
                  |   \                /   |
                  |    \      @@      /  /  |
                  | |   \\    @@      /  X  |
                  | |     \          /  /\  |
                  |  |     \--------/     \ |
                  |  |  //--         --\\    |            --
                  |   //                 \\  |          --
  ---             |  /                     \ |        --
     ----         | /                       \ |    ---
         -----    ||       --    /-\         ||  --
              ----|       /  \  /   \         |--
                  +--     |/\|  |/-\|        -+
                  |       \\//  \\-//      -- |             ------
  ----------------+--      --    \-/          |   ----------
                  | --        /\            --+---
                 -+-      \   ||     /     -- |
             ----  |       \\ \/   //        +---
          ---       \        \\  //         /    ---
       ---           \         \/          /        ----
     --               \\                 //       @     ---
               @@       \\--         --//         @        ----
                 @@  @      ---------              @           --
                   @@     @@                 @     @
                 @@     @@  @     @@@@@     @       @
               @@      @     @@        @@@@@        @
              @      @@ @@@@@@@@         @
                    @           @       @
                                 @     @            @@
                                                    @@

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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

youre loving this pre nonsense
aren't you?
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martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)


                       @@@@@@@@@   @@
                     @@@     @@@@   @@@
                    @@@     @@  @     @
                  @@@ @@        @     @
                 @@    @@      @@
                @@      @@@   @@
               @@         @@@@
              @@           @@
              @          @@             @@
            @@          @@              @@@
           @@          @@              @@@@@
     @@@@@ @          @@
    @@   @@         @@                   @@
   @@     @        @@                  @@@@@@@
  @@              @@@@                 @@@@@@@              @
  @                  @@               @@@@@@@@@             @
 @@                   @@                                    @
 @@       @@           @        @@     @             @@@    @
  @      @@@           @         @@    @  @@@@@@    @@      @
  @@   @@@@@           @          @@@@@@  @    @@   @@@     @
   @@@@@  @           @@             @@   @@@@@@@     @@    @
          @           @              @@   @             @@  @
          @@       @@@           @@ @     @              @  @
           @@@@@@@@@             @@@      @@@@@@@@@    @@@
                                                             @
                                                            @@

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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)

how tasteful
shame you can't do little curly hairs.
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martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)

i can do this tho


 ----+--- --+----    ---+----
     |      |           |   +-------
     |      |           |   |
     |      |           |   +----+
     |      |           |        |
     |    ----------    |  ------+


 |                | |                 |
|                  |                   |
|                  |                   |
|                  |                   |
 |                | |                 |
 \       -        / \        --       /
  \\    | |     //   \\     |  |    //
    \\   -    //       \\-   --  -//
      --------            -------

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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

he he
nice.
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martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

hahahaah
that's an excellent response
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)

 ::::::::   ::::::::   ::::::::  :::    ::: 
:+:    :+: :+:    :+: :+:    :+: :+:   :+:  
+:+        +:+    +:+ +:+        +:+  +:+   
+#+        +#+    +:+ +#+        +#++:++    
+#+        +#+    +#+ +#+        +#+  +#+   
#+#    #+# #+#    #+# #+#    #+# #+#   #+#  
 ########   ########   ########  ###    ###
 ::::::::      :::      ::::::::  :::    ::: 
:+:    :+:   :+: :+:   :+:    :+: :+:   :+:  
+:+         +:+   +:+  +:+        +:+  +:+   
+#++:++#++ +#++:++#++: +#+        +#++:++    
       +#+ +#+     +#+ +#+        +#+  +#+   
#+#    #+# #+#     #+# #+#    #+# #+#   #+#  
 ########  ###     ###  ########  ###    ###

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munkt0n, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)

pretty
you should print that and market it as a greeting card.
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martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

i tried to do some <pre> the other day and it didn't work</pre>
what are the exact rules for it, anyone?
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evil pixie, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)

First rule of <pre> tags is...</pre>
...no-one talks about pre tags.
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Mystery_Bob, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)

ooh
slight "useless and facaetious answer"-mindpiss there...
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martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

well thanks for being incredibly helpful
the pair of you = )
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evil pixie, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)

the first rule is
there are no rules.
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martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

TJ
I have to go to work now, but you'd better not hit 1000000 without me
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gracielou, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)

ooh
not far off now... I can't wait to see all the posts from the past
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munkt0n, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)

haha
wouldn't be too excited.
i don't think they'll come out in the right place.
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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)

1000000 threads would be worth celebrating
but 1000000 posts is nothing...
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rogan, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)

yeah you're right
we still haven't achieved anything yet.
back to posting...
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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)

So how
many threads have there been then?
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Penile, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

pages in archive * threads on page =
about 6?
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

oi Munkt0n
did you get in contact with your mate?
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curry monster, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)

yeah
cheers for that matey
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munkt0n, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

no worries
:)
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curry monster, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

another 4500
to go, so don't be too long
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)

Tomorrow
about this time actually
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)

Help with java language please
I have done a shitload of work on some java files and have the gayest of errors - it won't let me call on a particular method for whatever reason.

This is the only stumbling block for me being able to push on and finish my task.

Can anyone out there help me (point me to what I am doing wrong) - I can mail the java and class files and the batch file that launches jedit.

Cheers.
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)

go on then
but if it's obvious I'll take the piss
(email's on roganjosh.co.uk if you can't remember it)
edit: just the java will do, and a description of the error
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rogan, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)

Cheers Rogan
mail on its way.
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)

post the code on here
i wanna see if i can do it by sight. Programming is the only thing I am good at, that and doing the sex.
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Mond, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)

Mond
links below - 2 sets of eyes are better than 1.....so any help you and Rogan can offer will be greatly appreciated.

koit at blueyonder dot co dot uk if you spot the error(s).

Thanks
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)

my webmail
seems to be fucked at the moment (I'm at work). I'll check it out when I get home...
(or you could post a link to the java file I guess...)
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rogan, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)

There are 3 java files
which link in to eachother. I don't mind waiting until this evening.

the 3 files are :-

www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Cohort.java
www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Progress.java
www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Student.java
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)

which method
can't you call?
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rogan, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)

The
loadFromFile method.

I have used :-

loadFromFile(); and it don't like it

Brings up a cannot resolve symbol error in relation to progress.java
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)

erm
have you tried

myCohort.loadFromFile();

?
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rogan, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

Yeah I believe I did
and I think jedit didn't like that either.
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)

well
looking at the code you've got there, you're calling loadFromFile() in a class that has no loadFromFile method defined - so that won't work. I would have thought if myCohort is initialised correctly that's the object that you want to run the method on.

I'll have a look later on, I'm going home now...
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rogan, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)

Thanks matey
let me know the error(s) you spot.

Cheers matey
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

Sorry, I can't help - but I just couldn't miss a chance like this:

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JustHere, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

oh
you are funny!
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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)

Bah, doubtful
but I'll believe it as long as you say so. :)
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JustHere, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

They often do......
wealth of resources are great.
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)

Yup
the diversity of experience and skills here mean b3tans can achieve anything... :)
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JustHere, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)

ooh your naughty sailor error
on line 5, Debugger?
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

the word errror looks very odd for some reason in the subject line
down here error just looks normal.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)

now I'm left in a quandary
do I correct the spelling in my original, or leave it so your post makes sense
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)

go for your spelling dignity
my posts making sense is only ever a temporary thing.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)

did you
recalibrate the lobster variance? people always forget to recalibrate the lobster variance.
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munkt0n, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)

Most of the problems I have with Java
have to do with it not being hot enough, or I forget the damned cinnamon or the whipped cream
(Kimbo, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)

reverse the polarity
of the thrusters.
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martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)

StringBugger bugger = new StringBugger();
size = bugger.capacity();
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Mond, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)

bugger.insert();
that is all.
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)

no
you need something to insert!
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Mond, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)

Shit
you're right. So maybe we should catch a

CouldNotBuggerException();
:wq
(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

haha
this goes to a number of you interlopers.........

Thanks for your scientific approaches.
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)

Maria felt cheap and used...

Plus the 'gentleman' had run off leaving her with no B&H.
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Jolly Fucking Lumas, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)

what will someone give me
to send that with a cheap email yo my ex girlf who looked like but ginga!
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Mosschops, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)

If the scientists at Revlon had a hand in the periodic table...

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packetslut, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

hahaha!

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Mushroom, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

hahahahaha!
i'll go with that!
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spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)

you forgot Nanosphears
,ProV, Cerimide R
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Happyperson, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)

funny

(Gabba, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)

hahahahaha
I've saved that pic but appended the word 'LIESDIRTYLIES' on the end :)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)

Just trying to wast the last hour of the day

This wasted 20 minutes!
(Monkeyassassin, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)

outer glow
helps reading...
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sinisterduck, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

Good call
that man!
(Monkeyassassin, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)

you sir
are a loon of the topmost order.
that deserves a woo,
and a yay too!
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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)

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