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# Erm..don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)
# m,mmmmm, tasayst
ooh fcuk i'm gorns
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)
# And the best thing is
After a while it all gets archived and you can't edit it any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)
# And W/Y to the pic as well!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# haha
delicious....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)
# why not?
my cat eats frogs for god's sake - I'm sure a kitten would be a treat for him!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Have you heard the frogs
squeal when the cat gets them

it quite freaked me out the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:22, archived)
# christ yes!
I thought he had a baby by the throat!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)
# cats and frogs
are great animals to put together. im surprised no one has videoed it and sent it in. the cat picks it up in its mouth but then the frogs hops away.. then they just bounce around each other in this glorious tribal dance thing. its comedy at its best.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)
# no no no!
burny burny hell hell!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)
# hmm..no frogs
but one of my cats chased after a wasp.
Tis a silly cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# did they bite it?
a friend's dog once bit a hornet and his face swelled up to the size of its body. probably the third funniest/cruel thing ive ever seen in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)
# No, but
he swatted it down, to where it couldn't
fly then I squished the wasp with a shoe. Suprised he didn't get stung tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)
# wasps and bees are pointless creatures.
same with bloody maybugs. wont be long until they're swarming all over the house in the night.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:31, archived)
# One kitty
just caught a snake! Just now.
Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Puppy treats?
b3ta treats?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)
# hehe
i know where you've been visiting:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Tee hee
RMK is my fav!

Almost as addictive as iSketch....almost
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)
# That's a very cute little kitten
I'm sure anyone would find them a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)
# the early working titles for the album were poor


/child
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)
# shuold have lfet it
as haed.

*fact9*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)
# couldnt agree more!
well i could if i knew what you meant but who cares!
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)
# ignore him
he has a bar of metal through his nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)
# 3
thrres 3
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)
# You haven't just done your tongue
have you?

/worried
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# nah
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# You type with your tongue?
Most of us just use fingers, not quite as indie, but much easier.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:22, archived)
# No,
his typing sounds as though he has a speech impediment

I know I can't hear it & if I could it would sound like 'click click click...' but you know what I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)
# yuor promleb?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:25, archived)
# I recognise
that bullet
[edit] like the 'Blue Peter style' hiding the labels on the bottles!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Wait for Berk
to pierce his nuts again while he's all liqured up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)
# you have
three nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)
# nha
2nuts 3bras
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)
# 3 Bras?
Are you a triple breasted whore from Eroticon-Six?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:25, archived)
# the smae
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# if so,
are you single?
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# yeahj
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)
# Haha
For some reason I find that very amusing

oh, yeah, penis jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)
# maybe its because
its an accurate represenatation of your penis!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:18, archived)
# you've never really had fun
until you've created a wireframe penis at one in the morning. really.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# I'm glad it wasn't the
fully rendered version then.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)
# what?
all 1.5 centimetres of it?

(ps - I don't know you - please forgive me for making fun of your member - it seemed like a larf at the time!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Well, as Grouch Marx famously once said,
I wouldn't club you with any member that wouldn't be accepted by you.

No, that's not quite right is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# no,
because I've accepted.......hmm, maybe I'll stop there
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)
# and a beaut it is too!
how long did it take?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)
# about
10 minutes.

oh im wasting my life.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)
# then
I bow to you, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:25, archived)
# thankyou
and while we're at it. would you like a mint? why sir, it is only waffer thin... /python.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)
# /runs & ducks for cover
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# NO
I'm fuckin full up
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Hahaha


how did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# I don't even know the original name to that album
and that made me laugh like a tickled girl anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)
# i can attest
to this statement
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)
# then my work here
is done.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Is anyone watching that Club programme?
That Robbie from Eastenders deserves a violent beating. Harsh, but fair
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)
# after
he took such a good beating from the ugly stick when he was born?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Why?
Please explain
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Wooo

(mrbdamien, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)
# now then
the torture! you can say that again
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)
# goo gand gay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:09, archived)
# drubken theardwatse
how come stuff thats bad sucks, when sucking it mosy cretainly a good thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)
# cretainly?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# yeop
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# wooo!
berk's dnruk!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# :-)
iyam
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)
# so
yam i. hurrah for cheap safeway vodka
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Not for anaesthetic reasons
I hope!

/winces & the thought of that piercing movie...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)
# tisn't
nxet ones need doinh pro

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I'm impressed;
you are typing slurred!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)
# lol
toufh typing drubk
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Dunno.
Why s something bad if it's a "dog" yet excellent if it's "the dogs"?

English is a shit language. Lets all speak... Urdu.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)
# mmm
urdu
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)
# serious answer moment:
criticising something as a "dog" is an americanism. the phrase "dog's bollocks" comes, if i remember correctly, because some breeds of male dogs have uncommonly large testicles, given their overall size.

it may well also be worth pointing out in this thread that the word "Berk" is anabbreviation of the cockney rhyming slang phrase "Bershire Hunt". I'll leave it up to you lovely people to work out what it means...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)
# heheeeeee
cnut :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)
# its spelt 'cunt'
actually ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)
# I prefer
twunt! :)
but I'm not british, so I have no real say in the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Geek moment
The dogs bollocks is printer's lingo for the following symbol :-

Oh dear. If anyone wants to set up a b3ta quizz ring, I'm game
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)
# but
if its bad it "blows" at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok, 2nd time lucky...
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)
# yay
delete the other one and make people happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)
# If you enjoyed that...
... check out www.worldwidewebshite.com for more crap. And it is crap
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i'll look at your website
if you delete that last post...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# If I knew how
Wait, a post from tonight???
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)
# ummm yeah,
the post below this one where you unsuccessfully tried to post your picture. i might be stinking drunk and in a bad mood, but i'm only trying to help. we've all made the same mistakes, but the trick is to learn from them....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)
# That description
is quality. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# HOORAY.
anyone for a mexican wave?
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# is that like
long wave, short wave, or a permanent wave... (i have been meaning to make these ideas for some time)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)
# afternoon all
who found that 'brutal haircutting' game?
Haircuts. Bsshhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i almost got called Mick Hucknall
last night because of my large barnet. the cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Bugger me backwards
It worked, it bloody worked.
I pissed off about ten people last night posting pictures that ate up all the monitor space. I hadn't been called cunt so much since my last birthday....
Oh well, that's nice. I did it.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# isn't that
the same pic as last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Yes
but it's the first time I've managed to post it as a normal size. Finally.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)
# what did you do on your last birthday?
or are you just a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Turned up
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)
# but...
it worked last night too.
I've seen that picture five times now in twice as many threads.
you do understand that a) a thread can be deleted b) a new topic can be (politely) addressed in an existing thread c) reposting pictures never makes you popular and d) we are willing to answer any questions you may have that aren't in the faq?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Yes
Sorry. New.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)
# no problem.
you'll soon be spending the majority of your daily life here.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# don't be scared hun!
the daytime goblins usually go to bed at about 11pm, and then the nicer (drunker) types take over (i.e. me) - it's Saturday night though, so the goblins stay up late!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Oh dear god...
I used to spend `some' time in a chatroom when I first got online in 97 and had a painful blind date from it. I can't, nay, won't do the chitchat malarky. I have a life to live.

Ok, I don't.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)
# ok
just trying to be friendly - I'll leave you to it from now on
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)
# No no,
don't worry. I feel the rush of excitement coming back into my life again. What's threadjacking when it's at home anyway? Oh, hang on, it's butting in on someone elses thread, presumably
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)
# yes
and are you being friendly again? I was about to give you my first ever "woo yay" (and your's too!) - you have to work for those you know - I've posted LOADS and got sod all!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Woo yay me then
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)
# bless!
you can't do that to yourself! Not unless you're very flexible!

but WOO to you!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Yay
I do hope you're female otherwise you'll need to woo yay my business partner Harry Webshite
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)
# excuse me.
I am an ogre. not a goblin. are you color blind? we're green, not blue.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)
# sorry!
my nocturnal eyes are dimmed at this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)
# now then!
I particularly liked the "filthy, matted beard" bit! But hang on - I need to threadjack for a mo....
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# THREADJACK
how many posts before I'm allowed to give a "woo yay"? I'm nearly at 300
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)
# 13500 officially
but you can get away with a few either side
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# oh please!
can you two agree a number between 1 and 13500? (and don't say 7850)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
#
1
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# 1/2 a post
and a parp.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
# that, by the way,
is an excellent example of politely addressing another topic in an existing thread.

(the previous sentence contained no sarcasm, nor did this one or the one following it.)
(ok, maybe this one does.)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)
# now then
thank you! praise from a daytime goblin!

(and there was NO sarcasm in that) (honest, guv)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)
# what makes you think I'm a daytime gob- person?
I'm omnipresent.
no seriously, I'm on at totally random times. sometimes I won't be on for days, other times I'll be on for days.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)
# and we all
love you for it, zoggles.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:10, archived)
# no ye don' ye cants!
'e's callin me noims!
WOK AWOY MITE! JES' WOK AWOY!

(my english accent is getting better this trip, don't you think?)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)
# that's very good
you sound just like dick van dyke.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)
# because
I lurk in the daylight hours, and post after dark, and I've only noticed you when the sun is in the sky!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)
# hardcore
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)
# no,
SPEEDCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)
# it's an almost
way of life
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:18, archived)
# on your first, as far as i'm concerned.
i wasn't aware that there were rules on it...

for example...

edit: please accept my apologies, fellow dial-uppers. i had no idea that file was 315k. now, i shall have to search for the smaller, board-friendly version.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Is it just me
or does that look a bit like wee? Maybe it's my handwriting...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:18, archived)
# ok, thats actually quite good..
now delete the other post.

hint: you could have edited the previous post...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# I could...
if I knew what I was doing
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
# There's a link next to the old post
that looks like this > Delete <. You click it & see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Right, but...
when you say the old post, are you referring to my first one today, or the huge ones from yesterday???
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Worth the wait!
true as well (apart from the beard bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
# ah
i've been playing the sussex edition this week.

huzzah for you!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# have you got past that third level?
with the angry farmer? he chases me with a gun and a dog and i just fall into a big chasm. how do i get past it?
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# You don't
Wait for the farmer to approach you first and you can stab him with your fruitknife
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Don't stab him!
If you ask him about his randy bull, he gives you the chicken you can roast on the brick in the oven.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Withnail and I, I presume.
Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# of course...
as a child, I used to weep in butchers shops
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# When you know it's time for bed...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)
# holy shit
i don't want to know where that finger has been!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Lol!
Eight pages of Google and that's the best they
could come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Good idea
...shouldn't it be in reverse?

edit: mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)
# pedant!
and you beat me to it, too.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:52, archived)
# you're really fucked off
you didn't get that furtive icon, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)
# what?
where did that come from?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Yes..
Yes it should. Doh.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)
# w/y/h
i think some people around here have that normally.


edit: mindpiss
(KurutteiruRisu, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Have one of mine :o)


Looking for pictures of fingers is a nasty business huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jingles, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)
# "Hello little pussycat...."
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# smooth as a smooth thing
:)


x
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:39, archived)
# well hello..
Were you talking about me, or the piccy?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:41, archived)
# both
shame you weren't at the b3ta bash last week - you are now, i think, officially, the only other b3tan i need to meet.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:42, archived)
# *puts hand up*
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# 4292
hmmmmmmmmmmm that doesn't tell me much
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:48, archived)
# i know.
im a failure. accept my humblest apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)
# errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm
i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
# c'mon
to sweeten the deal i'll throw in a jam doughnut.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)
# now then
should we all leave so you two can be alone?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# :)
I'll definately made the effort for the next one! - when is b3ta's 2nd bithday?

BTW, did you have a good time?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Well, thats a nice way
to tell lots of people you think they're dull and unworthy of your meeting.

sob
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:45, archived)
# just tell her
to cock off

;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:47, archived)
# aye do that
it never fails :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)
# you guys
still thinking of coming up to edinburgh to meet us? even though we are not worthy?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)
# we shall have to see
when were we thinking of again?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)
# with respect
i don't think i have the slightest idea when you were thinking about :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:52, archived)
# although spacefish
just mentioned today about trying to get a load of b3tans up here for the festival (august)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmm
well keep us posted then¬! :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)
# will
do
:)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# I met him
nerr! We had beer an' everfink!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:35, archived)
# That deserves a:


someone should redo Terry Gilliam's pram (too tired & pissed myself & my boiler has died AGAIN with my landlady just off on a 2 week holiday)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:42, archived)
# i dont
understand....
(KurutteiruRisu, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:45, archived)
# look carefully..
for the woo and the yay...
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:46, archived)
# HA!
brilliant!
(KurutteiruRisu, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:47, archived)
# haha
took me a while to see that, and im not even colourblind!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:46, archived)
# That is
Brill! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen!
I give you



Mr Ainsley Chariot
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:07, archived)
# nice
.
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# halo
my larve
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:10, archived)
# By the way
I'm thinking of selling him on Ebay - would anyone be interested?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:10, archived)
# oh yes.
i'd always be able to find the room for an ainsley chariot.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:13, archived)
# he's going cheap
I can't sleep for the cries of "suzy salt" all night!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:16, archived)
# hahaha
we accidentally "lost" a b3tan on the way back from the bash last friday (you can read about his entire bizarre weekend here - check the blog). we consoled ourselves on the way back by convincing ourselves that selling all of his stuff on ebay and spending the proceeds on booze was "what he would have wanted".
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:20, archived)
# you are
a true friend! (by the way, you're putting me off attending the next bash!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:28, archived)
# we lost him by accident
of course... and i did get up at half past seven the next morning without grumbling, and then ply him with vodka all day saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:29, archived)
# ok
my arm is twisted! where do you live?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:33, archived)
# 100% kitten and i live in st albans
20 miles north of london - i should think they'll put on a bash for the 2nd birthday in july. the pub scheduler will have full details.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:34, archived)
# good plan
i'll make that one
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:35, archived)
# 'ello lurker
; )
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:36, archived)
# NORTH of london?
oh dear - I get nose bleeds past Guildford!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:36, archived)
# we have neither
flat caps nor whippets!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:37, archived)
# black pudding?
mushy peas?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# only in the
"ethnic" foodstores...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:41, archived)
# would you believe me
if I said I was from south yorkshire?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:42, archived)
# probably
yorkshire has a very big b3ta community, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:45, archived)
# I'm sure it does
but I've lived in Portsmouth for the last 10 years (for my sins!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:52, archived)
# that is a wicked
story

any ideas for the lottery numbers next week?
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:29, archived)
# 4, 11, 16, 23, 28 and 46.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
and 73. for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# can i say,
that i believe that brighton has the highest pub-to-person ratio in the country, not st albans.....

anyone care to disagree?
(white_riot, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
# i think he got it slightly wrong
it's the most in a square mile here, or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:41, archived)
# i thought
we had that honour in edinburgh...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:43, archived)
# I thought
it was Aberwystwyth.

Well, you've gotta do something in mid Wales...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:46, archived)
# I thought it was
Bollington (in cheshire)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:44, archived)
# I'll see that,
and raise you a

and woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Gandi floss?
Woo Yay to that one!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Hee hee - Yep
Quick and dirty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:13, archived)
# yet
smooth and minty
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
# What?
You've just made that and it's not a Repost?

It looks like it took a bit longer than a 4 second throw together
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Ah sorry! No.
I mean yes... Erm.. I didn't just make it I mean :) Was quick and dirty at the time, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Ahhh...that clears it up then...
woo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:18, archived)
# then try this!
here
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:29, archived)
# at last!
got it to work
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:29, archived)
# ainsley rickshaw!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:12, archived)
# ARGH
WANKER!!!

ARGH, The tosser, the tosser, the tosser
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:12, archived)
# aww...
leave him alone, hes a nice chap:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:19, archived)
# i bet he isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:20, archived)
# he is!
Popbitch say so! So it must be true:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:22, archived)
# but popbitch were wrong about the harry potter owls
so who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:27, archived)
# were they?
it was a good story though!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
# it was hilarious
but they offered a retraction, which is a terrible shame. i laughed very heartily at that story....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)
# i'll give that
a bit of suzy salt and percy pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:16, archived)
# now then
and you could keep it!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Is he winking at me?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:29, archived)
# I don't know
do you want him to be?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Not really
If he were a different gender then I might be interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:36, archived)
# what?
human?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:39, archived)
# oops!
I meant him, not you hun!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:43, archived)
# The Axis of Weebl

Surely done before but I am quite bored at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# when come back
bring Vajpayee
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# wots
vag pie
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Indian PM
www.bjp.org/leader/atalji.htm
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:07, archived)
# glad i
asked... :)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
# hey, you should
change your name to crouchingbadgerhiddenpenguin.
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:29, archived)
# evening zog
where are you tonight? still at popt art's?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:31, archived)
# i can verify
that he is still in residence chez popt :)

even'ing!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# sorry
the above message was me... i have now royally fucked up by changing fnords password... to mine.... ooooooooooooops
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:34, archived)
# muh?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:35, archived)
# evening sir
the kitten has gone out boozing tonight, so I have been left at home tonight, crying and masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:35, archived)
# a good wank
a good cry, perfect night in...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:37, archived)
# fun for the family,
i reckon. bit quiet on here tonight, isn't it? is everyone out boozing apart from me tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# me just got back
from EIRE so i have no idea.. i will tell you that the tubes were barren, really weird... even at Leicester Square and Covent Garden.... weird weird weird
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# i'm not an easter type, myself.
i'm not that keen on choclate or hot cross buns, and i don't believe in god. it's quiet here too - definitely less drunken shouting and singing outside our flat.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)
# i got a bus
back from tottenham ct road at half eleven - and there were four people on it.
And i knew three of them!

Edit: oh, and hello everyone!
Ms Tart - i didnt get a chance to say hello again at the bash in my flying visit, sorry!
Double edit: have decided that i am too drunk to stay, so will bid you all farewell for now!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)
# when am I coming
up to visit?
can we skip the crying and masturbating? I'd rather just watch you booze.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# whenever you like, zog
how long are you over here for? we'll skip the crying and masturbating especially for you.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:47, archived)
# that'd be
crouching badger, hidden weasel... have a look at www.crouchingbadger.com
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Just done it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Woo!
Congrats! You need to get that daily average
up though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:59, archived)
# yup,
more comments needed, my opinion must be heard!
Everyone is entitled to my opinon
: )
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Says 1001 by my count
.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Hooray!
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# I Am The Furry Model With A Spod At Data General?
Dilbert & Sullivan

Speaking of models, I can't find that print-out and make a 3D paper easter bunny that someone posted here last week. Anyone seen it? Thanks!
(Dances With Stoves, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:56, archived)
# nice one!
:)

I used to quite like Dilbert, but i recently was the Dilbert cartoon series - it was shite!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# was it
this

woo to the pic
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Yes! That was it!
Thanks -- time to make mini-egg filled surprises for nieces and god-sprogs.

And thanks for the woo!
(Dances With Stoves, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:14, archived)
# By tomorrow?
They are blummin hard work, wait til you start.
They come out tiny too, might hold three mini-eggs and then it would look swollen and wrong.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:17, archived)
# this?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:11, archived)
# what hapens
to gifs when nobody looks at them?
Do they still keep moving?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Yes
good philosophical thought though...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:27, archived)
# how
do you know?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:33, archived)
# When you load a page
& scroll down, you don't see start of the animation very often, do you?

That's cos the bugger starts animating as it arrives in the browser, regardless of whether you are actually looking at it then.

/pissed smartarse
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
# but
what about in the archives?
Is it moving when you haven't loaded the page?
Is it just waiting until you're there until it starts moving?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Them old C64 game covers were ace.
So I just wanted to do something to one..
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:52, archived)
# now there
is a memory flashback
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:53, archived)
# 64K
to be exact :)
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:56, archived)
# two elephants fall off a cliff
boom

boom
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:57, archived)
# What did the Lion say to the Tiger?
"Roar".
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)
# ohhh!
I think you might just burn for that!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:53, archived)
# I think
you probably meant that as a compo entry didn't you?

Regardless, nice:)
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:55, archived)
# i think you'll need this
will that be smoking or none smoking?
(LlamaPHIL, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Oooh!
Thankyou! Most kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:00, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Woo!
And a ticket to get there too!! With these
presents you are really spoiling us.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# last ones
do pop up again. thanks for the explanations y'all >:)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:48, archived)
# ummm....
ok maybe they do, but the point is, you could have put this under another thread out of politeness. unless youre going to delete this thread as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:50, archived)
# i
checked...
really
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:52, archived)
# I was always under the impression they didn't
It went down to 14 unti la 15th arived!

Well, that's nice to know!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)
# hey that
was a lucky guess.. but i just assumed that thats how it would work.. php is probs written to grab the last 15 thread headers and display them
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# John liked showing off, even though everyone knew they were implants
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:44, archived)
# mam
outh

we like those
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:46, archived)
# poo
pay
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:49, archived)
# ???
is "poo pay" french for "puppet"?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:51, archived)
# yarr
never thought of that. but if you pronounced it with a terrible english accent, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:53, archived)
# yes, my english is bad
but then, I grew up in Australia!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)

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