Sir Sandy Whatsit still around?
or is he busy doing THIS EVIL THING?


( Fat Marrow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)

hee
thats good, in a sick, wrong, yet strangely realistic way
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)

I used the latest motion capture techniques
to create that, in fact.

They also ended up using my techniques in the new Matrix film, actually.

NOT *FACT*
( Fat Marrow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:48, archived)

lol

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:49, archived)

In fact,
I used The Gimp's pinch and whirl.

I then touched it up in a photoshop-type program.
( Fat Marrow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:51, archived)

Right,
I was going to bed an hour ago. Good night.
( Fat Marrow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)

night night
sleep well
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)

It must be cold...
...cos he is shivering.

Oh...wait a minute... tissues... that's not shivering!

eww!
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)

hahah
ugly motherfucker :D
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:48, archived)

Yes she is,
isn't she?
( Fat Marrow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:49, archived)

he's
not even looking at anne.. cheater.
( stu, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:51, archived)

Maybe
the poor bloke has SARS?
( DisgruntledGoat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)

He's got stamina:)

( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:53, archived)

Wanking is funny
And with that, I'm off to bed- though I haven't done anything lately except lurk, do frames for new site and listen to The Beatles first few albums from when they really between blues and a pop boyband. The Beatles rock- fact.

With regards to said frames- I spent about 15 minutes sodding about with them, (normally a two minute job since it's easy as piss, haven't touched my site in months though) and thought I'd solved it without having to learn everything about tables which I've been illogically against for years then realised why I'd have to use them- scroll bar. *sigh*
None of this is relevant. Bob Dole don't care for that.
( Whillow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)

Gah!
frames!
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)

Too big for the board
So I'll link to it here:

I don't know why I made it.

It helps if you imagine the sound effects.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:43, archived)

a tad slow
bot not bad at all
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)

*breep*
That's great!

related-TJ:
Does anyone know how to get Opera to open MSN links as pictures rather than text? It's a bit annoying having to switch to IE to look at them.
( BrassMonkey I don't know about your brain,but you look alright, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)

Spacefish...
...probably.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:48, archived)

The Great Fish Boy Knows All
Well, all the crap no one else would want to know anyway:)
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:54, archived)

thats actually not too far off from being board sized
if you trim the color count a little, and get rid of maybe a frame or two in each motion, it should? push it down small enough.
and really if its in the 200-225 range, you could get away with it
( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)

I agree...
...reducing the pixel size a bit shoudn't ruin the joke, but will take a whole chunk of bigness out of the size.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)

dave loved scrotula

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)

Dave's a wanker!

( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)

lol
quite possibly
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)

if i wasn't so blink drunk on brandy (XO)
i'd shop that picture cos it looks like his shirt has THE FEAR all over it
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:44, archived)

what's scrotula?
anything like scrofula?
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)

Yeah
but with an F insted
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:43, archived)

He's going to be...
...bigger than nohands apparently.


( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:43, archived)

hahahahahahah
hahahahahaha.....
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)

it took me a minute
But that's woo that is!
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:48, archived)

ACTUALY
Those big metal things? They don't belong to Berk do they?
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)

they do
theres another one now too :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)

hehe
I know...

I ask (WAY in the spazz( earlyer what you were telling your sister and parents that was so important or summat...I can't remember the full story but I was ashuming you were telling them about your nuts...
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)

i didn't tell them
my sister visited mutantwalrus the other day (i'd told her about it, before i filled it with winkie) and found out, of course she just *had* to tell my parents as soon as she possibly could
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)

just keep on 'upgrading' don't ya :)

( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)

yep
PA and nipples next
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)

PA?
Prince Albert?

i strongly suggest you get help with that one!
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)

yeah
they gonna have to be done properly unfortunatly
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)

how are the parents
treating it?

have they grown up yet and realise its just something you like to do to express yourself?
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:06, archived)

they're ok with it
more surprised than anything, they just reckon i'm a sick fuck for making the website.
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)

haha
so they havent told their friends to check it out then? :)
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)

i hope not
they asked me to take it down, so i set the firewall on their puter to stop them visiting it :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)

har har!
lovely :D
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)

i may be mad
but i'm not dumb
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)

well its me actually
as made by kittywaste
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:43, archived)

Before they were villains - Dr. Evil
Would you like...

Fries with that?
(W3stwing, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)

I like that mouth action!

and now I'm off to bed, night night.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)

Night Night
100% Kitten:)
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)

wow well done on the mouth action
it actually looks like he's saying that
( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)

That's it

I'm spent. G'nite b3tans.....
( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)

nite
nite
( thethingfromanotherworld, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)

night night
sleep well
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)

Berk
how many episodes of 'Trapdoor' do you have on your comp?
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:34, archived)

i may have 1 or 2
bastards to get hold of tho, i buy the vids :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)

There's a few floating around on Direct Connect.
Just go into the Classic TV hubs and you'll find a few things like that.
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)

thats effort that is.
i'll rip my vids to vcd one day :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)

WHY VCD?
It's bollocksy big
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:49, archived)

so i can watch them on my dvd player?
i'd do divx ones for my computer too :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:51, archived)

I have a VHS...
...of "The Stupid Thing & 11 Other Adventures"

It's yours if you want it.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:50, archived)

YAY!
please :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)

Email your address...
...and I'll post it ;)

addy in profile.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:53, archived)

done
cheers :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)

Yarrrr Mystery Bob
We've got him now....just post his address straight onto the board:)
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)

if you want it
just ask nicely :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)

i can tell where he lives
ive seen his curtains.. i know where he resides
bwuhahahaha
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)

My guess...
...is that a whois search on mutantwalrus would give you the info anyway.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:06, archived)

yup
it would
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:07, archived)

oh, did you see the old grey ones
or the new black ones?
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:07, archived)

actually
it was the orange ones i saw?
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)

erp
/me is scared now
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:11, archived)

why
cos im right? :)
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)

not so much that
more that you remembered from one of the few piccies showing them
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)

sadly
i have a photographic memory :(

and i remembered they would also look nice in my new place :)

i'm moving into new house on 1st june :)
it would go well with new decorations :)
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)

ahh
i wouldn't, not a pleasant colour
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:24, archived)

cos of my post
i have scored you free porn Berk-age ! :P
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)

yup
cheers :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)

cos i got one here
its an episode called 'the pain' and its DivX of course!
clicky
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:46, archived)

yup
thats the one i'm sure i have :-)

i downloaded the contents of that site about 2 months ago :p
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:48, archived)

congrats
on your front pagieness
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:31, archived)

Night night
shit for brains
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)

I don't know what he is..

..but he seems to have a strange obsession.

More bigs
( BrassMonkey I don't know about your brain,but you look alright, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)

wow! that's extremely good!
tell me, what did you use to get such a nice natural drawing style?
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)

Thank you :)
Just a mouse, and one of the random brushes in photoshop.
( BrassMonkey I don't know about your brain,but you look alright, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:31, archived)

then your style is extra special! (i was half expecting you to say "with a scanner")
must learn these things. must steal technique...
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:35, archived)

Or get someone who's good at drawing
to draw you a nice picture then scan it in and pretend it's yours!
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)

i want a graphics tablet
every time i've used one, i've been astonished at the results. and i recently broke my good mouse, so i may "have" to
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)

I could not live...
...without mine now. Well, I could, but it would ba an empty and hollow life.

Wait a minute...
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)

i agree
i only have teh 4 by 6 version, but its still worth it. *dreams of the 11x17*
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)

scan.co.uk
are doing one for about £30 !
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)

It makes a nice change
to do a bit of drawing in tattyshop. Tis a lot more therapeutic than the usual chop-shopping.
( BrassMonkey I don't know about your brain,but you look alright, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:43, archived)

one final comp entry for me

Atari were scraping the barrel with this one
(LlamaPHIL, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:25, archived)

hahaha!
nice!
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)

hah! i remember when the jaguar first came out
had 17 buttons in the middle of the controller
100% OF FACT*

*may be a lie

Dr. Mr. Prof Fnord, you about? i have some video editing questions
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)

it was definitely quite a lot of buttons
fnord's about 5"9'
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)

thats a very witty response
and i must inform you that i am stealing it
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)

i have a jag
its poop, but special... look up 'club drive' i have that game. widely regarded as 2nd worse game EVER (ET=first)
(djboo, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)

last christmas, one of the shops on princes street in edinburgh
was flogging them for £9.99 a go. i wanted one for the hardware lovelies, but i missed the boat.
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)

heh
heard about the ET landfill in the Arizona desert? made so many of those games (i heard they sold almost a million)and ended up not selling them (like 6 million of them) that they had to bulldoze all of the leftovers into a big hole in the states, and then cover them all in concrete.
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:43, archived)

tis true
apart from selling 1million. no where near. 100% flop.
(djboo, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:48, archived)

hehehehehehehehehe
funny, and for no good reason :)
( Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 13:35, archived)

Yarrrrr.

( Koogas, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)

hahahehehaheeaheaahhahaarrr
right, yes, i'm off to wank.
yes.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)

ha haaa
does your brain look like this?

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)

yes... those are mine.... did my doctor give that to you?
i'll sue the bastard!
( Koogas, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)

Puss in (Moon) Boots


I posted this earliar and it kept coming up really big. Is this normal size?
(don't flame me!)
Janey xx
(janey1979, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)

That baby polar bear
has 6 fingers.
( Lukasm, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)

don't tell me these things
while i got the fear.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)

that
size is perfecto.
( stu, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)

And the pic
is spiffing!
( Fat Marrow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)

That's huge!

See, exactly the right size and you can still see all the details...
(<Helios>, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:22, archived)

hehe
If you can see the details on that you will make an incredible micro-surgeon!
Thanks tho
Janey
(janey1979, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)

nice pic

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:25, archived)

argh.
i'm really tired..

( stu, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:18, archived)

Well,
I larfed
( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:22, archived)

thank
you!
( stu, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)

Arf arf
I'll eat anything that isn't a poodle
( A good man, and thorough, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)

slightly out of date now
but during the world cup there were shops offering free samples of food outside grounds to try and show the Western Fans that is tasted great and there was nothing wrong with dog meat.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)

aye

( stu, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:25, archived)

I would show you a nice image i made reflecting that
but my net connection is shagged and i can't even access google :(
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)

for
shame
( stu, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:50, archived)

night night you bunch of filthy snivveling pretentious cunts.
i'm off to wank furiously.
Over a picture of Anne Widdecombe.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)

Aim...
...for the hair.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)

Mmmmmmm...
Anne Widdecombe!
( thethingfromanotherworld, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)

I'd be furious as well
if I had to do that.

Good night.
( Fat Marrow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)

nightynight you pretentious
attention-seeking taff twat.
( martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)

fat
bint.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)

Your...
.. mum.
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)

*
alledgedly.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)

please please
post the results!

nite nite you furious wanking mother fucking scum sack of shite asspacking person who i secretly love
x


i am joking BTW...
( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)

Yeah, he's joking -
it's no secret.
( Fat Marrow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:18, archived)

hmm
it sounded interesting though
in a scientific way of course...
(<Helios>, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)

i'm always
the last to find out.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)

Suck
my geoff.
(timothycrippins, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)

whilst rocking backwards and forwards, crying perchance?

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)

you know me too well.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)

have fun

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)

Fuck off then you ginger haired TWAT!!!
Everyone else was being nice so I thought I had to be:)

/relurks
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)

Any breakthrough
in gazelle research since 1930 ?


( oCo, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:11, archived)

yes
they've developed a new escape system



unfortunately, it has yet to be perfected....

woo!
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)

*chortle*
*snarf*

Woo!
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)

ah ah
a major breakthrough indeed !
( oCo, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)

I like...
.
( Fat Marrow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)

It's my brother's birthday
as he's a nurse and he looks like a frog, I made this for his card.

This is the big one. It'll have to fit on a folded bit of a4 paper somehow. (and be black & white).
he's not lurking is he?
edit: linky fixed
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)

He's a murse? *snigger*
/runs away, 'cos he could probably 'ave me in a fight

Happy bidet to yo' bro'!
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)

he is lurking
(I can tell these things. You cunt.)
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)

happy birthday to your brother
happy birthday to your brother
happy birthday 100% kittens brother
happy birthday to your brother
hip hip......
etc.
goodnight off to sleep now :)
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)

this is him:
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?name=neilinchelmsford
he has a rubbish user name, not nearly enough percents ;)
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)

from that
i can guess his name and where he's from at least :)

anyway night all :D
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)

Not...
...enough mystery either.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)

v nice - needs more alcohol
here's a pic I'll probably shop tomorrow, but I thought some folk might want the original as it's pretty good - was on reuters today.


( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)

YARGH!
Kill it!
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)

oooh s'lovely!
look at his great big baby furtive paw.
It is very close to the original polar love furtive picture isn't it?
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:18, archived)

s'close
I get the feeling that somehow a reference to Jonathan King and small friend may appear in any attempted shops of this picture.

Anyway must to bed after flagellating myself for missing out on tickets to a Rufus Wainwright concert.

who ? - I hear you all ask


( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)

that
is simply lovely!
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:31, archived)

I am not sure why...
... but I love your froggy...
Many happy birthifications to Kitten Brother..
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)

well it looks just like my brother
therefore your gay.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)

shocking...

( stu, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)

Lovely!

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)

yay

( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)

ha ha
haaaaaaaaaa
( martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)

Seconded

( Fat Marrow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)

It's that time again

( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)

goodnight sir!

( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)

night
night
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)

nn

( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)

Does that look like
a kitten trap to anybody else?
(UCK, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:22, archived)

night night
be happy and fluffy and don't eat any cows, you savage cock face.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)

such a polite boy :D

( Lord_Munkee, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)

..
bahahahahahah *cries* too funny
(Ruffgeezer, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)

Goodnight...
.. to you...
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)

nighty
night night
( stu, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)

im off too.......
night all!

(nearly the weekend!)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)

good
night mte
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)

good night
mr witchy sir. see you anon.
( martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)

Hello

(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)

helllooooooooooooooooooooooo!

he's missed you, you know
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)

*squeal*
I have missed you so!

*wraps arms around the fear*

oh, and you too spacefish.


^-^
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)

thanks

=)
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)

hello!
how are you?
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)

Ah,
Couldn't be better.

Couldn't be worse.

^-^
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)

well you're still on the mortal plain
which is more than enough for me :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)

happy to hear it
sorry to hear it
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)

Is it me you're looking for?

( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)

Uhm...
No.

I mean yes...

Or no...

Maybe yes?

hmm...
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)

Oh, fuck.
Tell me the song title now. Please.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)

"hello"
lionel "argh, argh, my chest" ritchie.
( martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)

Thank you.
Otherwise the damn thing would have been in my head all night.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)

Er...

( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)

hello
glad to see you, how you feeling now?
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)

Ah,
Read above post.

^-^ I missed ya!
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)

me too,
been missing you loads.
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)

ah, I am sure you have...
lol just joshin
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)

hee
hows life now? the guards (hehe) giving you much trouble?
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:09, archived)

hate to tell you this

but they've been sleeping with me the last few days...
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)

Oh... My... God....
HOW COULD YOU!!!???

*sob*
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)

trust me
its a bad thing, they hog the covers, they snore, and they spend AAAAAAAAGES in the bath!
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)

Oh, god, i know...
but...

They are great when they do the...

Yeah, you know what I am talking about...
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)

no, no we don't.
please tell us.
( martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)

twice as much
&?&!
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)

MY GOD!
They told me that was their first time doing that!

S'cuse me, im gonna go to bed and cry now ;)

*actually, evanescence has just come on the radio, so i'll go to bed when thats gone off :)*
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)

mrs martian
with shiny shiny hair bought me elephant by the white stripes yesterday. i've not stopped playing it yet.
( martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)

i was one of those cunts
who downloaded the entire album before release

but, i did buy it from a shop anyway, cos otherwise it'd just be damn rude!

/edit enough of my drunken bollocks talk, im off to kip now.

nitey night all
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:09, archived)

you cunt
well, you DID say.

anyway, g'night.
( martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:10, archived)

you turn up just as I'm
sodding off to bed! Evenin' miss, hope yer OK.
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)

Nighty night!
Thank you!
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)

I want
to set up an evil kitten army of darkness - will you join me and kitty meow meow more kitten b3tans? we can take over the world.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:25, archived)

bungee lemmings...

more animal dreams... #1, #2, #3, #4, #5...
now *this* one makes sense... (?)
( eclectech .co.uk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)

I love these

( A good man, and thorough, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)

whhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
woo!
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)

ah ah ah
I love this serie.
Woo Yay Houpla !!
( oCo, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)

Interplanetary Relay Chat


Patrick Moore never has to put up with this sort of thing.
(Dances With Stoves, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)

Threadjack!
B3ta bash video coming very soon...
( Lukasm, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)

Threadjackjack

( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)

night night
you filthy smut headed cunt.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)

Haha
More quality. 'Tis bountiful hummus tonight, yarr.
( Fat Marrow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)

IRC
is terrible...
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)

i'm always amazed at how much smaller mars is than the earth
in comparison, it's almost fun-sized
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)

buh-dum









tsch
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)

i'd sell my doughnuts for a doughnut

( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)

.
went to france?
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)

yes
she'd recommend it to anyone.
( martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)

tequila!

( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)

you don't
you get down from a duck
( martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)

i'm a bear, i was born with them

( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)

( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)

hehe
Domer-kun
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)

i know what i like
and i'm pointing at it now...
*points at domer*
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)

Have a free one!

On me!
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)

yaya!
thanka!
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)

fun
to run
in the red
red mud
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)

beautiful
;)
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)

teehee
'giggles'
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)

This has to be the obvious response...

(timothycrippins, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)

last time i celebrated, it was my thousandth post.



yay
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)

quality
not quantity.
( martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)

so that's
what I've been doing wrong...
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)

I suppose you have no choice
but to try for both... hehe
( Fat Marrow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:52, archived)

We worked out earlier
(in my 1000th post celebration) that within a week or so, I'd be posting an infinate number of messages, at an infinite speed, would thus acheive time travel and meet up with Fnord in 1988...

http://b3ta.com/board/1091136
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)

Hehe
All very well so long as you pay for the bandwidth...
( Fat Marrow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)

Well, obivously,
I'd have an infinite amount of money to pay for infinate bandwidth.

By next week, anyhow.
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)

hehe
he hit 22222 some point today...
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:10, archived)

And yet,
the board didn't implode?

Was there a large celebration?
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)

I don't think so
...
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)

quality
is overrated
( atomic mingus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)

damn.
i knew i was doing something wrong.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)

hehe
yay for the celebration of random numbers!

oh, it isn't random....well hooray!
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)

i get why that's a reason to celebrate!
have a canadian

( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:52, archived)

You are a racist sir!
Let me finish!
Etc
( Whillow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)

hooray...
...I shall celebrate when my posts are equal to my user ID, then never again.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:52, archived)

good lord
i'm actually 'older' than you. blimey.
( martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)

Ahh...
...but not as old as my original ID which I forgot the password to.

Then remembered again.
( THE CHALLENGE DICTATOR, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)

8 posts
wow
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)

I used to be...
...a bit of a lurker.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:09, archived)

:)
me too,

but I waited to sign up for an account until I began to post
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:11, archived)

I went looking...
...for my first post, but it was rubbish.

Instead, this is my first front page...

www.b3ta.com/board/390219
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)

Then...
...this got frontpaged the following day and I was hooked.

www.b3ta.com/board/392646
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)

heh
I'll probably not get another front page...but it doesn't matter
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)

It's nice...
...when it happens, but that's not why I'm here.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)

but you just said...
oh never mind

I'm off to the store, be back in a while
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)

I just showed you my first post a week or so ago
and you know what my only FP is, so I won't bother

that is very funny!

hahahahahaha!
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)

you are almost there
...
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)

*embarrased*
...did I leave the webcam on again?
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha








^
|
extra space to draw attention to post
indeed you did, sir

( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)

that made me cackle quite evilly and loudly
the neighbours will think i've been digging up graveyards again
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)

and i bet they thought neighbourhood watch
had sorted you out
( martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)

as long as you remember to put the
headstone back, and cover it up nicely, I don't see how they can complain...
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)

I think it was the heavy petting in public
that gets their heckles up.
( Fat Marrow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)

hehe
:)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:22, archived)

You are indeed most prolific...

( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)

This is bugging me
Is that the kid from The Shining or not?
( Whillow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)

it's jack nicholson
you cock sucker.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)

The Omen
Bet you saw that coming...
( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)

Thinking about it...

this would have been funnier...
( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)

hehehe
daft.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)

Aaaah, thank you
Now, that really is starting to freak me out, it's how dark Sir Sand's eyes are...
( Whillow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:09, archived)