it;'s a bit quiet tonight so....

"Come to Isketch, room: B3ta (UK General), blah blah blah now"
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:51, archived)

i like it
i'll

that
( pippy is a truck, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:55, archived)

lol
.
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:57, archived)

Be there in a sec

(UCK, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 4:11, archived)

he just so...
... dough
coat
.
( breel, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 4:22, archived)

Red Xs
How Come Just About Everyone Has Little Red Xs In Their Profiles?

If It's Broke What's Stopping You From Hosting It Somewhere Else Insted?

Sorry, Just Thought I'd Drop By And Ask This Question As It Confused Me.
(That's Just Horrible, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:45, archived)

The man (free hosts) shut down our accounts to OPRESS US!
cont
( EvS, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:47, archived)

Because if it was frontpaged
and it's now a broken link, you can't go back and fix it is why. *my profile as example*
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:47, archived)

the old posts get archived
so you can't edit them after a certain time
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:47, archived)

Posts are archived...
...after a week of being on the board.

You may be able to host your pics somewhere else, but you can't edit the post to point to the new location.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:47, archived)

speaking personally:
because i can't be arsed.

i think everything in my profile is on the new glastonbridge by now, so if anything redexes it's cos of those aolisms...
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:48, archived)

good point
I have 2 X’s in my pro, because I used dodgy freeSpace,
no badwidth shite attached, but no true service. pay to display ¿¿
( breel, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:50, archived)

g'night!

( Kaiser, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:39, archived)

goodnight kaiser!

( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:41, archived)

not leetness, cont
...
( EvS, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:46, archived)

night night

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:41, archived)

night
!
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:41, archived)

Good night...
...Kaiser
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:42, archived)

ninight
:0)
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:43, archived)

nite
nite
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:43, archived)

Guten
Nacht!
( EvS, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:44, archived)

...

( pippy is a truck, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:39, archived)

ah
so thats where all the bears went

with that oim off to bed
night night
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:46, archived)

hehehehehe
im too drunk to understand, but woo yay nonetheless
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:47, archived)

its just
i liked the background pic and needed to use it
( pippy is a truck, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:51, archived)

He is quite the Hendrix fan

( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:35, archived)

he looks as stoned as the man
woo!
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:40, archived)

It's all about the tounge,
baby.
( EvS, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:43, archived)

hehe...
.
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:44, archived)

Look at him
Surely he is a contender for the king of cutest, up there with the no hands kitten

(kiss_my_swingers, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:30, archived)

indeed a lovely puppy!
is he yours?
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:41, archived)

Nope
I found him on google
(kiss_my_swingers, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 4:02, archived)

children grow up so fast these days...

( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:23, archived)

i'm quite scared
somethings wrong, i just don't know what
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:24, archived)

I was actually trying to give her one eye
but when i did i relised the eye splice result made the eye look old.
I added some worry lines, faded her hair and lip colour.
it's interesting and kinda freaky.
I think i may take a picture of myself and see what i'll look like a few years from now..

oh i went and saw Henry Rollins spoken word last night. Everyone else seemed to like him. I've never, ever, been so bored in my life.
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:39, archived)

ahh
that'll do it
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:42, archived)

Micro-
gnops!
( EvS, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)

so
strange it just might work :)

woo
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:26, archived)

arggg
take it away
make it stop
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:29, archived)

hehehe...
.
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:31, archived)

what
the fear does for fun


( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)

Genius!
The greatest fear in the world: tic toc tic toc tic toc tic toc tic toc....
( Kaiser, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)

Wooo
We love the fear.

I was going to go and play ISketch or even do a bit more Dungeon shopping, but, instead, I thought I'd show you a few photos of my beautiful snake.

If you want fancy thumbnail pages, ......well... tough.
( Boot, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:22, archived)

phew
was thinking it might be a bit dirty
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:23, archived)

If
I had any thumbnails, they would be clean....
( Boot, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)

woo!
the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear does it for me
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)

woo !
luurvely
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:26, archived)

.

( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)

I don't know why
but I like it.

I was going to have an early night tonight. Shitsticks.
( wayward., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)

i wasn't
but i've run out of proper beer and i'm drinking the low alcohol stuff i found in the bottom of the fridge. maybe one, maybe the other. perhaps i'll wake up with my face on the keyboard
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)

and
an imprint of the keyboard on your face
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)

i've done it before
(and filled said keyboard with blood in the process. long story, not as bad as it sounds)
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)

oooh
is your mouse really a vampire?
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)

i woke up the next morning
and it was twice the size! and i was half the size!

i swapped the roller for a clove of garlic. that showed it.
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:05, archived)

get an optical one
vampires can't stand light...
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)

like this?

( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)

very
nice!

ooh there was something Fnord said to tell you about...did anyone tell you yet?
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:15, archived)

unless they told me to forget what it was they told me,
no. do tell!
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:18, archived)

there's this song on the betalounge
b3ta.com/board/1088913

apparently resembles something you did, or something...
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:19, archived)

I remember Spacefish's song...
...a nautical tale if memory serves.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:21, archived)

aye
there's truth in those tales
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:28, archived)

hahaha!
woo, that's good as! i wonder whether i'm an influential musical pioneer yet?
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:26, archived)

dunno
:)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:30, archived)

I'm now thinking of opening a compo
to ask people WHAT WAS THIS PERSON TALKING ABOUT where I just link random parts of conversations and ask people what they think they were talking about...Sureal things like this last massage of yours!
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)

I've never understood the point of low alcohol beer
Surely it sort of defeats the object?
( wayward., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:59, archived)

i have it for exams
when it's a beautiful evening and you think to yourself "i'd really like to relax in the garden with a beer" but you know you've got to stay fairly sharp
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)

some just like the refreshing taste of beer


that you force yourself to drink for 2 years as a teenager, until your brain fools itself into thinking it tastes like the best thing on gods green earth
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)

woo

                                                                                                                                                                         yay!

( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)

That's like the "art"
I made on my parents wallpaper!
Yay!
8)
( Kaiser, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)

oooh...
your dog has a nice aura... :-)
enough inanity for me this evening... night all
( eclectech, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:57, archived)

but only an outline shadow
goodnight!
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)

night
night
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:59, archived)

that is sooooooooooooooooooooo ugly!
yay!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)

thank you!
so how do you go about asking for a pixellated furtive as a tattoo then? do you just print it out and take it to the tattooist? i'm more tempted to get a tattoo than i've ever been!
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:00, archived)

everybody lets get furtives!
woo!
they're small and you can cover them up with something else when the board starts to suck. my furtive is at 200 or 300 percent. I forgot which. or was it 250? anyway. yeah, screenshot and print.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)

what?
would it be like some special b3ta code?

show your furtive or we won't let you in?
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)

It'll start to get a tad weird
if you turn up at a bash and have to show your furtive before you're allowed in. Reminds of the glyphs in the Blade movies...
( wayward., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:12, archived)

class
but where? top of the bum seems like a nice option
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:14, archived)

Just about the Jap eye

( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:18, archived)

get
one you'll not regret it :)
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)

Aciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!
I'm off to sleepyland, night all.
( BrassMonkey I don't know about your brain,but you look alright, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:00, archived)

more
strangeness but I like it :)
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)

( Kaiser, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)

WYH
has your friend a name??
( breel, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)

Mr. Belch
or something. I Danish it would be Bælle Brandert.
( Kaiser, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)

yarr!
enjoy your giant beer?
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)

Yup!
Had 3 of them!
( Kaiser, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:52, archived)

Yay!

( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:00, archived)

hahahaha!
boing!
( Kaiser, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:04, archived)

if you like that...

( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)

that always happens
to my anus too when i do that.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)

It took...
...a foolish whim and two seconds to add the bum hole, yet that is the only thing anyone comments on about that animation.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:12, archived)

aw ww w...
no no, I love the bouncing sheep!
sorry for getting distracted by the hole.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:35, archived)

We all...
...get distracted by the hole from time to time.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:41, archived)

Me too!
It's because of the airbag!
( Kaiser, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:12, archived)

I've been doing some more work on my* car


*Not actualy mine...but someone's off the board
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:40, archived)

heee
like the redex numberplate
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)

I couldn't stop laughing
when writing 'Chaz N Dave'

Hence, the wobbly writing
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)

lol

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)

My car...
...is broken.

*sniff*

but I have this memory of happier times...


( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)

Citron BX?

( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)

more
BLXD
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)

ooooohhh
Mr Bob won't like that:)
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)

hee
/runs
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)

I'm too sad...
...to be angry.

I'm not sure if old Beatrice will pull through :(
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)

I used to be a mechanic
If they useless tosser can't fix her come and get me and I'll give her a going over:) But it'll cost ya 4 weeks wages and packed of wine gums
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:10, archived)

I think it's...
...just the starter motor that's packed in.

If so I can probably replace it OK, if it's anything more serious then it would cost more than the car is worth to get it fixed.

*sigh*
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)

If you find out the problem
and have no idea what to do and want to cut costs...just ask me and I'l give you (sort of) step by step instructions.

I used to work on quite a lot of them beasts! and know a bit about them....It's the one where the engine kinda leans back into a weird position eh!
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:16, archived)

Mine...
...is a 1400, so the engine sits at a fairly normal angle.

I think between me and my Dad, we should be OK. Actually, you can take me out of that equation because I don't have a clue.

He will give it a good going over at the weekend and try to get is moving again. Until then, the Corsa is OK - it's actually brand new and hasn't quite done 500 miles yet.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:20, archived)

Go out and pull
some women then...They don't like crappy old cars so if they see you in a flash new one they'll think you're a rich (or atleast well off) guy and wet their pants at/for you
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:27, archived)

Ha ha ha...
...I actually have all the female attention I require right now.

:)
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:32, archived)

From the back
I'm as soft as any woman;)
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:35, archived)

can i borrow the car then?
=)
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:35, archived)

Ha ha ha...
...once you show me your driving license.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:48, archived)

probably doesn't work
on men, does it?
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)

If you drive a better car...
...than the man you are trying to impress, he will prbably feel inferior and belittled.

We are stupid like that sometimes all the time.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:49, archived)

I've noticed
that...
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:53, archived)

i have been assured this is true (i'm too vain to believe that i could possibly do that, naturally)
but one of my mates- the manliest man ever to own a willy- absolutely loves not being the breadwinner. so who can say?
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:53, archived)

I was talking about other men...
...we are obviously perfect examples of the gender and would be a fine addition to any woman's collection.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:59, archived)

ex
actly

*drinks (foul la lager) to that*
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)

collection?
?
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)

bet it does
but probably only on men that're into cars. and then you have to listen to them talk about camshafts and stuff. as opposed to sensible things, like stuff on the interweb
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:51, archived)

good
point

*sigh
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:52, archived)

Yep...
...a 'St Tropez' model.

Whatever that means.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)

mmm Hydrolic suspension rules!
But french motors don't
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)

I have...
...my sister's Vauxhall Corsa until mine is fixed.

I live at the top of a hill though and it struggles to make it up.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:47, archived)

But it's damn good fun going down!!!
ooooer!
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:47, archived)

( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)

FOR SALE:
81 Ford Thunderbird.

Brown. Upholstered vinyl top.

11 miles to the gallon.

Starts first time (%5 of the time)

Only stalls at busy intersections.
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)

Left Hand Drive?
It'd be no good to me. I'd have to drive backwards to be on the right side of the road!
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:47, archived)

yeah...
but I deliver
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)

I'll take it then!!!
Is the back seat any good...if you know what I mean;)
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:50, archived)

I'd quite like a left hand drive car...
...it would make overtaking on country lanes that little bit more exciting.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)

At roughly 80p a litre...
...I can't afford to drive a car that does 11 miles to the gallon.

Or have it shipped from California.

Otherwise I would have snapped it up.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)

can you drive
with one foot on the gas and one foot on the brake?

I'm just asking. For no specific reason. Really.
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)

Erm...
...I probably could, but not in my car - I need my left foot for the clutch.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)

GAH!
I'm sooooooooo glad nearly everything is automatic here. I'd die.
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)

I like...
...the feeling of control.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)

( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:00, archived)

I would...
...make a joke about teaching you to handle a gearstick, but it would just be crude.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)

huh?
*innocent*
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)

Good...
...if you had understood that, i would have been embarrased ;)
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)

or
embalmed ;)
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:07, archived)

I understood it
:D
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)

I've...
...already embarassed myself in front of you once tonight.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)

isn't that
twice now?

;)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:10, archived)

really?
what happened? tell! tell!
(and my first car was a stick shift, even though I am an american.)
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:10, archived)

erm...
www.b3ta.com/board/1094330
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:15, archived)

How would you do that?
There's nothing rude about....OOOOHHHH...YEAH!!!

'Drop her down into 3rd love and you can over take this tractor no problem;)' I get ya!
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:05, archived)

Just ask...
...Gillian Taylforth.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)

that
looks like a boyracers dream :)
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:12, archived)

Night Night Peoples!

( Lord_Munkee bad times, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:25, archived)

night night
sleep well
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)

good night
meyow
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:30, archived)

ooh, lo miss gracie

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:31, archived)

lo sweet thing
how are you?
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:34, archived)

sweet eh? :-)
i'm good, you?
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:35, archived)

not sweet? sour? bitter?
I'm well :)
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)

lol, it just made me feel fluffy :-)
wellness is good :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:38, archived)

hello
kittenylou
and gracey berk.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:38, archived)

ooh,
lo mr zog
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:39, archived)

hello hello!
and...
hello!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:47, archived)

ello Zog
You home now then?
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)

aye.
get a furtive tattoo!
do it! do it! do it!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)

I've been wanting to get
PUNK written on the inside of my bottom lip ever since I found out that Lita (fit lass from wrestling) has it done and it looks (painfully) cool
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)

my polish friend Sputnik
has that.
he doesn't really need it though. there's nothing about him that isn't punk. it's kind of redundant, really.

I miss Lita Ford.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:59, archived)

hello
have berk and I combined into one?

how odd!
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:43, archived)

hello x3!
well, if you keep flirting so openly on the board you might just ;)
it has been known to happen.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)

Everyone flirst sweety;)
It's means nothing really babe
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)

ähm..
first of all, I don't object to flirting if done gracefully and discretely, and I certainly don't think these boundaries have been crossed in this case.
however I would like to disagree with you on three points (all not involving berk and gracie). One is, not everybody does it. It's just not true. Two is, it's really not sweet when someone named definatlyyaya27912 and/or poodlesnatch364b comes on and starts posting pictures of him/herself with/without a bra on and all the other male b3tans have their hormones go wild and... it's just adolescent and annoying. Thirdly, it doesn't always mean nothing as has been the case in at least three b3ta relationships I can think of off the top of my head that have turned into actual real exchange of bodily fluids.

so there.

again, present company not included in any of the above. carry on, take no notice of me. poor, sad, lonely, old me.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)

hi Zoggy
good rant. 10/10

;)

Got home safe?
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:00, archived)

no the plane crashed
and all the businessmen went up in a giant ball of flame but somehow I kept on living. I guess you call it undead. I am now a flaming skeleton and I'm undead and I'm melting my keyboard so I can't see the letters anymore and I'm hungry but I'm not sure what flaming undead skeletons eat, I googled it, but only cruddy satan-worshipping teenage homepages turned up and they mostly talk about their ex-girlfriends and knives and stuff.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:04, archived)

that old chesnut eh?
typical of the youth of today

tsk
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)

I don't really flirt
I beg...

Which is probably why I'm poor sad and lonely too...
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)

lol,
somehow familiar to what i do :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:05, archived)

hah
that wasn't flirting, and berk is underage
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:52, archived)

underage for....
?
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:52, archived)

HER!
And her laws!
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)

You have to be 18
or 16 if your parents say so...but it's a bit embaresing asking your mum if you can go out shaggin
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)

not as bad
as being kicked out of school for being caught shaggin tho
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)

lol
laws eh? guidelines really
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)

anything really
"corruption of a minor" covers just about everything
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)

stupidity
only 2 months tho :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)

Sorry sweet,
you'll still be about ten years too young for me :)
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:57, archived)

hehe
i had a feeling about that anyway, but always worth a try :-P
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)

please miss
I'm old enough:)
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)

no me me
pick me!
I'm definitely old enough!

and I know how to spell definitely, which is always a plus.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:00, archived)

what was that
about hormones?

;)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)

see?
SEE?!?
am I right or what?
and don't you guys think it's annoying that your posts can't go off the board anymore?
it makes long threads like this one virtually impossible to read.
or is this just happening to me and my mac again...
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)

Must be you
It looks ok to me
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)

It happens to me
but I have a mac, too..
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)

three cheers for mac users!
hip hip
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)

HOORAY!
:)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:16, archived)

hip hip

( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:18, archived)

HOORAY!

( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:20, archived)

ooh, we're doin it!
hip hip!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:21, archived)

calm down
damn rebels
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:23, archived)

HOORAY!!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:23, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
whee. you're fun.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:39, archived)

hehe
:)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:41, archived)

what you need, is a board extender

( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:14, archived)

does it
have any other settings?
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:16, archived)

really,
nobody needs other settings.
;)
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:25, archived)

What happens when the batteries run out?
I hate flat batteries!
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:28, archived)

Flat batteries?
like watch betteries?

what would the point of that be?
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:29, archived)

hee
bit slow for me tho
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:30, archived)

FINE ;)

( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:38, archived)

faster :-)

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:39, archived)

It doesn't go faster than this

( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:45, archived)

no
thats just moving a lot ;-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:50, archived)

it's doing 1000 vibrations per second
you just can't see most of them :(
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:53, archived)

now thats more like it
:-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:54, archived)

gah!
it would turn your insides to pudding! (american pudding, runny pudding)
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 4:04, archived)

that is comedy genius!

( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:17, archived)

hehe
hehehehehehehe!

:)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:17, archived)

can I please see that
invading some helpless third world country in distress?
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:20, archived)

Can we have a picture of this dress then?
/imgagin Landan accent
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:24, archived)

I'm not sure...
feel free to use it however you'd like though ;)
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:28, archived)

Definately so!!!
It's a bit turn on for women if you stop just before the first kiss and say 'D.E.F.I.N.I.T.E.L.Y'
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)

berk is underage?
how old are you berk?
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:57, archived)

17

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)

too young for
gay sex too I think
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)

age of consent is 16 now
or at least, thats what the interweb tells me
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)

berk is underage here
and far under my age limit as well :)
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)

Goz
you back in Germany now??
good to see you the other daY, how the tat??
,
( breel, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)

kinda stingy
and pink.
I sent rob the pics just now, but he's all like, where's the webpage and I was like, whut webpage, and he was all, gotta have a webpage, and I was like...
uh, hi rob.
yep, gonna start workin on the webpage any minute now.,
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:50, archived)

You name looks weird with furtive
standing proud and tall next to it:)
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:52, archived)

yay
I know what you mean still gotta sort
me party pics out (if it aint too late).
( breel, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)

and anybody who reads this "back in germany" stuff
for the record, I am NOT german.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)

I knew this
LIKE, HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:07, archived)

'night.

threadjack:
today i was looking through a pile of VHS's and came across Saving Private Ryan, and i stood there and stared at it for like a minute trying to figure out how it had been photoshopped before i came to my senses.
(otis grahm, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:31, archived)

yeah
happens a lot for some reason
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)

Today I was searching my pc
for .jpg and .bmp images and came across some of the golden gate bridge and waited for a helicopter and a shark to appear.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:34, archived)

I was recently sent a pic
of my mom standing beneath said bridge...
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:59, archived)

Good
Night.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)

night night!
*hugs*
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)

What do you think of my new game??


Square up your Squirrel!!

any good??
*edit* pissed as hoopla
.
( breel, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:24, archived)

i, for one, like that!
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)

hehe, i like that
tis daft
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)

i want to hug him

( Lord_Munkee bad times, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:30, archived)

I think
you don't get enough chances in life to dress squirrels.
So well done :D
(UCK, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:31, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
that's what i think
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:31, archived)

Brilliant
=)
( wayward., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:31, archived)

Just been playing Paintmash dungeon
It's great, but wouldn't it be better if you could choose which room your exits go to so it doesn't just branch the whole time?
( wayward., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:34, archived)

.
is that a hint ??
if it is I like it, totally up for more randomness in my life
and on the web, if anyone has some code to randomise
images within flash, would love to know, mail me via m3ss3ng3r.
( breel, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)

Just a general observation
Did you have something to do with making paintmash dungeon? If you did then it's a happy coincidence. =)
( wayward., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)

NO
haven’t even got a clue what PM dungeon is (sure I can guess)
by the way soz if I cabbaged your ear, chap, but B3ta parties
are B3ta parties!!!
/.
( breel, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)

It's a new thingy at flibz:
www.flibz.com/dungeon/

Don't even remember meeting you at the bash. But then I did meet a fuck of a lot of people and was a bit drunk for most of it so I could well have done. You're forgiven anyway.
( wayward., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)

YOU HAVE A PINK SOCK ON YOU TWAT!
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:17, archived)

this is me

.
( breel, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 3:32, archived)

LOL
you man friend are a quality bloke
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)

I like that
That is good. Most excellent choice in music, was just listening to Us And Them and being very, very jellous of my mum seeing them on the Dark Side Of The Moon tour..
( Whillow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:33, archived)

funny you say that
I saw your Mum the last time I did a tour of the Dark Side of the Moon.
;)
I hate PF by the way
( breel, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)

Lemmy felt understandably violated

hmm, could be done better
(GeekyBill, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)

yes
:)
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)

Been done yet?
Little Chubs the Hedgehog had an obvious evolutionary advantage....



Ok, now, look guys.... don't distract me when I should be studying! I have an arabic exam in the morning!
( LittleDinosaur, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)

.

( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:11, archived)

ouch
that hurts my 1152 x 864 resolution.
(Wetzel, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)

wt
f?
( stu, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)

home of the baguette

( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)

.

( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)

or...
...Falkirk?
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)

good point!

( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)

Sacre Bleu!

( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)

yay
I love those :)
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)

Haha....
... I have enjoyed those...
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)

Hmmmm.....
*holds chin in Rodin thinker way*

We'll buy it....
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)

*postures artistically*
*pretends to be french*

(that's all i know about fine art)
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)

Don't pretend to be french....
.. I'll go right off you...
N.B. Denial of a capital letter for them.
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:22, archived)

alors!

sorry
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:36, archived)

Haha....
... allowed....
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)

pretty. or mad. or both.
I like it :)
( gracielou, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:24, archived)

Oooh doing a bit
of experimental drawing I see :) Very nice it is too.

edit: I made you this li'll fishy. Enjoy if you will sah.

( BrassMonkey I don't know about your brain,but you look alright, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:35, archived)

wow!
thank you very much! i shall enjoy it immensely!
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)

...

( pippy is a truck, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:07, archived)

the hummus is strong in this one
100 000 000 % fact
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:08, archived)

superb
hahaha
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)

Haha....
... Yes... Yes indeed.....
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:10, archived)

woo!

( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)

hehe, i like that
lots
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)

yay...
that's rather woo :-)
( eclectech, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)

That...
...is quite hypnotic.

And very woo.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)

Finally...
lukeburrages.thingonthe.net/b3ta/b3tabash.mpg

the april b3ta bash (abridged) - a whole night of fun in exactly 60 seconds of video

contains bad language and bad dancing

and police helmets
( Lukasm, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)

I wasn't there....
... however... that has a certain charm...
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:05, archived)

How many seconds in
is the helmets?

That's all I'm interested in!
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:06, archived)

Quite a bit
the helmets were a main feature of the whole evening for many people... though probably mostly for me and bovine.
( Lukasm, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:15, archived)

That...
...is very close to my recollection of the night.

I was very tired.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:07, archived)

hahaha
i think that may have been me at the end shouting 'S'CUSE ME!' in my bar staff style (something i picked up off... me oi think)

[edit]it does sound like me too... next time you see me, stop me in the street and ask me to recreate this!
[edit2] listened to it again, i dont think it is actaully *FACT!*
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)

Yep
That pretty much sums it up
( wayward., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:20, archived)

don't, don't take me
back
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)

oh my god, you guys just have to shop this photo, it's just asking for it!!!


here I'll get you started
(GeekyBill, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:53, archived)

LOL OMG WTF!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
oh, and telling the natives what to do can be risky
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:54, archived)

fine then
you don't HAVE to do it, but...well just look at it, the possibilites are vast.
(GeekyBill, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)

ROLFMAYO !!!!!!!!
J00 f0und d4t 0n d4r 1ntarw3b ?

13333337 !!!!!!!111!!1
( Lord_Munkee bad times, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)

say what you whack mother hubbard
?

i found out what 1337 means about a week ago, fact
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)

Wow
That is a lot of joints
(i am the dave, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)

NO!
But post one of yourself and we'll have a go at that:)

We like teaching people not to post pics of themself here...
( Az The Spaz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)

that is me
just kidding
(GeekyBill, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)

I got away with it
Mind you, I do look as though I've been photoshopped. Badly. By a blind rabbit with no limbs who'd been run over by a tractor. And also, he was drunk.
( Whillow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)

ooh i can never resist a challenge....

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:07, archived)

is that
brands hatch?
( Lord_Munkee bad times, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)

no m8 lol
it was purple in the park last year
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)

hmm

( stu, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:06, archived)

YAY!
woo!
(Wetzel, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:11, archived)

this needs
a kitten jumpingon her head butim too crap to do it
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)