am i suave in this bow tie?

(next days blues, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)

Oh, I say!
Cuteness!

Edit: and apparently it's reposted cuteness. Well, bugger.

Morning all. Anything happen while I was asleep?
( Tedious, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:53, archived)

I got very very drunk
and was sick
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:53, archived)

Dear me.
Are you feeling better now?
( Tedious, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)

a bit
I am trying to find tomato gezpacho soup as Dutchbird says it is a cure. Failing that I need to have some cannabis and a wank.
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)

Alas, I can't sympathise,
'cos I don't drink.

But best of luck, anyway.
( Tedious, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)

You don't drink?
How do you survive? Are you an alien? Organic organisms cannot exist w/out water!
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 10:02, archived)

Badum
tish.
( Tedious, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)

You probably won't find it
You can only buy it in the UK in the height of summer, and then it doesn't taste that good. It's the kind of thing you need to have made the night before. So not such a practical suggestion.
something like this might help: (add fresh garlic for extra cureness)
www.recipecottage.com/drinks/tomato-cooler.html
( dutchbint, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)

I could make that if only I had...

1 1/2 cs. chilled V8 vegetable juice
1/2 cup chopped, seeded, peeled cucumber
1 tbsp. lime juice
1/4 tsp. chili powder
1 cup ice cubes
4 cucumber slices



and a blender
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)

And some
cannabis
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Fri 25 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)

That ain't shopped
it is from the front page.....pfffft
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:53, archived)

*Cough*
glasscock
*Cough*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:53, archived)

Another 30
and you will be his 69
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:54, archived)

take it from me... yes

( whizzbang, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:53, archived)

hmmm yeeeeees?
it seems m'boy that you don't quite understand the way things work around here, YEEEEEES?
( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:54, archived)

T'aint shopped
is it. *grunt*
( Artamnesia, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:54, archived)

TJ

Pea Roast-for the daytime crew
(kebab, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)

depends...

( EnergieErhaltungsSatz, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)

.

( matsimpsk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 12:19, archived)

The clue is in the filename

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)

very woo
;)
( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:49, archived)

*snigger*
not ba(a)d
[edit]and a Happy Friday to everyone.
( bleepbloop, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:49, archived)

oh for flock's sake....
wooo!
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:49, archived)

Will..
ewe please leave these puns out!

;)
( galanthis, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)

it's too baaaad
but they flock to the puns
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 10:04, archived)

but..
they wool leave you feeling sheepish..

[am very sorry.....]
( galanthis, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)

you'll only get
lambasted
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)

oh
and i thought it was a USheepP
( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:50, archived)

ha ha
truly awful punnagery
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)

ouch
and oof.

:)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:53, archived)

have a pic

I'm off to bed
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)

yay!
have a dancing terry

( whizzbang, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)

I like Terry!
:)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)

terry likes you!
he is very personable!
( whizzbang, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:49, archived)

hehe
really must go to sleep now

night night :)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:50, archived)

good night to you!

( whizzbang, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)

haha
he's dancing to furtive's sweet, sweet chords:


( shindig, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)

rock on!
no one plays the fluffy guitar like Mr F!
( whizzbang, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)

Furtive really should be on
this reposted b3ta bandwagon.



...oh, wait, he is.

You can clicky for biggy if you'd like.
( Tedious, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:53, archived)

that's a customised
FluffyCaster with the gold hardware and the Snakeskin bound neck. On your knees.
( shindig, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)

beautiful!

( munkt0n, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)

It's a featherdactyl!
Yay!
(Dances With Stoves, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

Finally! A TRULY Japanese robot!

Japan, of course, being a culture devoted to tentacle rape and the like
(Kimbo, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:44, archived)

Bukake bot
very nice
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:44, archived)

heheh
That's cool!
mornin all :)
(hotrodzombie, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
right in the eye.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)

looks like
Jackie Chan in the middle
( shindig, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)

the wonderful
and weird world of Kentai (tentacle porn)
( Dr Drink, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)

Death Star... hmmm it's got a ring about it

My Gallery | Larger version |
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)

hahaha
nice one
( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:40, archived)

does that say
Dark gravy?
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:40, archived)

haha
pink?


love it.

( shindig, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:40, archived)

'lo mate
BOOH at the mo. it too dam good
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:44, archived)

ahoy hoy
hows comes yous ain't messaging then? Too worried you'll get a lyrical whooping again?

[edit] and take that photo of me out of your profile. Too many lack of memories for me. I was so very ill. And stop licking my ear.
( shindig, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)

i didnt
put that photo in. you did. you know my password (dont you?) have too much work to do, so am not going on messenger til at least ive done some of it.

ps i'm da lyrical gangster homes. i'd whup yo candy cheese eatin monkey ass. or something....
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)

I don't remember
putting anything in a profile. I know your Bath pwd, nothing else. Apart from your PIN....

And when you didn't even guess The Ace of Spades, quiet you.
( shindig, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:54, archived)

my balls
your chin.
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)

hehe
only in your recurring dreams.
( shindig, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)

ba ha!
1 - 0
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)

hahahahahah
pink nasty star would have been so much better.
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:40, archived)

excellent
i think that deserves a Dark Side Woo!
( Deadpool, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:40, archived)

gentlemen
thanks for coming to the steering meeting...
( martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:41, archived)

I'd give that a

( bowdie, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)

Brilliant
that is ace
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)

ha ha

(Unununium, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:44, archived)

the farce is strong
with this one


(why did I bother saying that when a simple woo would have sufficed?)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:45, archived)

made me laugh
so it was worth it
( 5olly, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:45, archived)

excellent stuff that
woo to you sir!
( 5olly, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:45, archived)

Har!

( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)

W00!

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)

yay!
:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:54, archived)

This could be GC so have an amusing 50p Tea Pot...

clickorate for quality hummus filled take on "50 cent - In Da Club" by 50 pence "In Da Pub"

*edit* fixed the link....friday morning bleariness responsible for the f'up
( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:22, archived)

did you make that?
If so Woo
if not Boo
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)

if dove Coo
if Scottish Dove Doo
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)

mad
lol
( 5olly, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:28, archived)

scooby doo can doo doo
but Jimmy Carter is smarter
( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:30, archived)

Bill Clinton and Dale Winton
sailed the seven seas.
The weather was atrocious
and they chafed their knobbly knees
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:36, archived)

why
does the clicky just take you to the same pic you posted here?
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)

whoooooooops
edited link now
sorry
( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:29, archived)

Christ
it sounds like the streets
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)

thankfully it isnt though
*rant*
( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)

Top choon!

( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)

Save The... erm... Things!

( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:21, archived)

they
have a nasty bite !

heheeh....
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:22, archived)

heehee
:)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:23, archived)

are they Arty?
*choke*
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:25, archived)

groan....

( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)

hey you!
Disk on its way. Couldn't find a label, and the disk doesn't even have the usual manufacturer printing on it - there is a dirty smear on the label side though (couldn't even find a permanent marker!).

Here it is in 5mb mp3 format
Hopes you likes it!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)

That, my friend, is absolute genius. it rocks.

thank you so so much!
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:54, archived)

Yah but why does he
have a collection of guitar cases stuck to his wall?
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)

Arf
pffft
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)

.
shot sheep
( loko, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:18, archived)

how silly!
He was a very nimble sheep, I don't think much of the bloke's archery skills!
( dutchbint, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:21, archived)

Morning my Evil Empress
sorry I'm late.

Anyone displeased you enough to get penguined this morning?
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)

Good morning, Prince Bear
Only the man who tried to kill us by over-taking on a corner on the way to work. His goose has been cooked.
I've been doing some research and according to the Consort's Rulebook, you are required to make offensive, yet amusing remarks about our minions. Known as the Prince Phillip Prerogative , I believe.
( dutchbint, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:37, archived)

Yippee
That mattyboy is reminds me of Barbara Cartland

Pink and smells of cat piss!
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:44, archived)

Very good
You are indeed an asset to my empire.
( dutchbint, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)

heheheheh
You loon. That is fab. Anyone know any good hangover cures? I have a whopping broth-pot from hell.
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)

more beer!
followed by a long period of inactivity
( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:25, archived)

Mars Milkshake
and Kilroy.
(kebab, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)

big glass of water, coffee, cigarettes
and have a wank in the shower. works every time.
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)

won't that put the cigarette out?

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:30, archived)

ha ha ha

( Dr Drink, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)

i walked straight into that one

( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)

More booze
Anything with tomatoes. When I lived in Spain gazpacho was a great hangover cure.
( dutchbint, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)

Cannabis and
masturbation, apparently...
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:28, archived)

I like this one best
EDIT: Have just run the joint & jizz plan past my boss and he says no
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:30, archived)

your employer
obviously isnt an 'Investor in People'
;)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:40, archived)

actually
you should have had an alkaseltzer and some water before you went to sleep!!
( loko, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:29, archived)

mad
very....


that is all
( 5olly, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)

EA spent years in development before realising a boo-boo had been made...

The industry clearout gained three more victims...
(graveyardjohn, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)

SWEDEN!!
WOO & YAY!!!
;D
( Laini, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:19, archived)

what so good about Sweden?

and nice use of the term "boo boo"
( Dr Drink, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:21, archived)

*administers grandfather of all chinese burns*
*skips off*

"Cackle Cackle"
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)

I'm making note of these you know
that's two I owe you.
( Dr Drink, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:25, archived)

don't care
first come first served!

Gonna come to the Brighton bash?
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:28, archived)

*looks around bemused*
*heads off to the pub scheduler to check*

hmmm, bit of a problem there. I will be in New York.
( Dr Drink, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)

Ah
one day we may both be in New York at the same time and could have a conker fight in Central Parp
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:37, archived)

that would certainly bemuse the locals!

( Dr Drink, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)

lol
.
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:20, archived)

Well...
its a sweden / swindon pistache...
..and my first woo yay! :-)
(graveyardjohn, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:25, archived)

hahahaha
i like that a lot. Woo, yay, and indeed, houpla.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:28, archived)

.

(Wayland_smithy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:08, archived)

its a good job 'ridicule is nothing to be scared of'!
woo!
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:09, archived)

I used to think it was
'pretty cool, it's nothing to be scared of'

Woo to the pic btw
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:11, archived)

me too
I thought that same thing that you did think.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)

love
those eyes ... wahey !
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:10, archived)

Great pic
Great profilename. WYH
( mozza http://indmill.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:10, archived)

FEED ME!

( munkt0n, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:05, archived)

Yucky, yucky, yucky
that's a bit much for breakfast.
Sick puppy
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:07, archived)

jesus!
(scary woo time)

( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:07, archived)

argh no!

( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:07, archived)

crikey
not this early in the morning, please :P
( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:08, archived)

Waaaaaarrrrggghh !!
set fire to it !!
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:08, archived)

stunner !
I would give her my last rolo ...

... oh and the rest too !

ruuuuuuuuuun...
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:09, archived)

'Kin 'ell,
that 'orrible!

( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:09, archived)

Not before coffee!!
NOT BEFORE COFFEE!!!!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:14, archived)

hehehe
where have you been all week?
( munkt0n, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)

Away
then ill.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:19, archived)

Feeling
better? After all, you wouldn't want to spoil your weekend...
( bob dinosaur, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:23, archived)

I am now,
thank you.
I plan to just fiddle about on my new computer all weekend.
Lovely.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)

generally when I've eaten something
I DON'T want to see it again!
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:23, archived)

'kin hell
that's scary
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:35, archived)

hmm
i love it, when can I meet her?
(screamingchicken, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)

hello...

( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:05, archived)

phwooar!
*rubs thighs*
( munkt0n, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:06, archived)

I would
as long as she's not to MOOOOOO-dy
/coat
i'll leave this WOO on the way out
( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:06, archived)

Wow
You really am de bestest
( Samsonite, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:07, archived)

why does that remind me of an
atomic kitten?
Woo by the way
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:08, archived)

heh ;-)
Woo!
( bob dinosaur, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:21, archived)

hehe - me too
Atomic Cattle

woo!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)

ding
dong ! ;)
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:09, archived)

Udderly beautifful
Woo
(Wayland_smithy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)

Phwoar.

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:28, archived)

i haven't seen you post anything for AGES
and then you do and it's that good. woo.
( martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:42, archived)

good morning, Esso customer services, how may I help?

( munkt0n, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:56, archived)

:D
woo & yay
( Laini, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:57, archived)

Woooooooo!
I would...
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:58, archived)

.
how can you tell its a girl?
( Laini, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:00, archived)

he
lifted its tail !
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:01, archived)

Plus he's good at the he cat she cat quiz
Top of his class so I heard.
( Samsonite, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:05, archived)

tis
a worrying trait !
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:06, archived)

Cos it looks...
girly...
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:04, archived)

It may be gay
no?
( Laini, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:09, archived)

Wahey!
She could get her mate to join in!
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:10, archived)

Good God
!
( Samsonite, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:12, archived)

I think I need to calm down,
do some 'work', make a cup of tea...
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:14, archived)

Make sure there's
some Bromide in it.
( Samsonite, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)

Funny you should mention that,
but the pills I'm on at the moment for this kidney stone are Hyoscine Butylbromide. And I still would.
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:22, archived)

its the neck
surely
( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:12, archived)

Woo !
Stonking !
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:59, archived)

yay!
nice one!
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:00, archived)

WOO !
now thats my kinda gal !
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:02, archived)

oo la la
c'est fantastique
( Toast_not_ghosts, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:14, archived)

concur
muchos wooyayus houplarus
(Wayland_smithy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:18, archived)

very
well made
w/y
(esso sucks tho - www.stopesso.com)
(RowdsterDelux, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:18, archived)

ooooh
that's very nicely done.
( Dr Drink, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:22, archived)

wow
that is clarsey!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)

such quality
fantastic
( bleepbloop, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)

While were on the subject...

I found shocking evidence that "Tootie" from "the facts of life" wasn't so sweet as everyone thought.
Too many scream piccys?
( thirty dirty birds, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:49, archived)

haha
'The facts of life' - wasnt that a Different Strokes spin-off?
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:52, archived)

There's always a token
fat one isn't there...where is the ninja of love???
( Banana, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:54, archived)

He's not been round these parts much lately
I dunno I used to come here when it was all Cows, Kittens, Bananas and Crabs....
/memories
( Samsonite, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:58, archived)

Old fart!
& Snob. ;)
( Choice, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:00, archived)

Talking of old farts
How are YOU ?
:P
( Samsonite, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:03, archived)

Oh my sides ache..
I'm good how about your 'great' self?
( Choice, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:07, archived)

Great as ever...
:D
( Samsonite, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:09, archived)

Not that I'm bitter or anything

( bowdie, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:48, archived)

hehe, you're mental

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:51, archived)

:S
is that suppose to be sung?
I cant match up with any meoldy
( Laini, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:51, archived)

it's supposed to
work with their crap version of "We're going to Jamica" but with Ibiza instead of Jamaica.

or summat.

no, really.
( bowdie, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:52, archived)

ooh!!!
I was tryin with "boom boom boom"
Didnt work hehe!

Edit: lol now it´s funny
( Laini, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:53, archived)

vengaboys
going to ibiza
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:53, archived)

our
ikea sofa's alright...
and that looks like an MFI or SCS or ARS ad (which are just annoying)
I wish all sofas were called Kuntor
(RowdsterDelux, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:56, archived)

it would make it confusing
trying to buy one though...
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:01, archived)

that's the Nikkala Sofa
Not that I study Ikea furniture all the time. just that we bought one 4 years ago.
apart from very thin foam padding on the arms (so the wooden formers dig into you) it's still as good as new.

sorry, not funny, but hey it's only 8:52 am. why the hell am I awake?
(Lambkin, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:10, archived)

I've got an ikea sofa.
Mine's bloody uncomfortable now all the fluff's gone out of the cushions. Plumping only works for a while.

Lucky old bowdie gets to goto Ikea next Sunday, with his mum and ms.bowdie!

hoopla!
( bowdie, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:33, archived)

I'm getting a malung
if they weren't always out of fucking stock that is....
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)

LOL
>Hello Ikea bristol, how can I help?

"yes, I'd like to check some stock please"

>Ok

"I'd like a Kuntor, a Wankor, a binge, and a Flanje please - infact make that two flanjes."

>you tossser.
( bowdie, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:42, archived)

hahahaha
"Kuntor"!
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:29, archived)

cheers
one day I'll get a frontpage, and then you'll all be sorry!

ahem. Or summat.
( bowdie, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)

ouuuuucchhh...

...My beanie-bear just tried to kill me...But I can't stay mad at him, he's just so damn cute.
Oh and Mornin' all!
( thirty dirty birds, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:41, archived)

hehe
morning!
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:41, archived)

cute?
i get the feeling he is staring at me
:S
( Laini, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:42, archived)

mornin
.
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:44, archived)

Woo !
morning :)
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:44, archived)

morning!
:)

hurrah!
(a)Its Friday
(b)I get paid today
(c)I dont have to wear a suit today, because of (a)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:55, archived)

yay
all round then !
Love the pic on the front page mate , inspired :)
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:00, archived)

cheers!
I thought you would of overtaken me in the FP stakes by now! - still hanging on... just!
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:04, archived)

Excellent
have you been sitting on a kerb, chirpin and burpin and eatin doity earth worms?
( Banana, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:47, archived)

Check out the vid...
...in my profile

Theres more dirty birds than you can shake a stick at!
( thirty dirty birds, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:52, archived)

I'm a girl
do I still want to?

Have to go, see ya!
( Banana, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:54, archived)

Hello you.
Hows the new job a'going?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:12, archived)

F1rst b3ta challenge entry...
And first post too.


(non3ntity, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:36, archived)

Oooohhhh!
Doubleplusgood!
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:37, archived)

I think that's a bit too high brow
for me.
DUll fuck that I am.
( Banana, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:37, archived)

and
me !
But welcome anyway , pull up a kitten , etc........
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:39, archived)

pull up a kitten
have you alll gone MAD?
DO you know what that does to a kitten?
( Banana, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:40, archived)

this
I believe

( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:43, archived)

Whoa!
Nice kitty...
( Samsonite, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:50, archived)

Hello banana
Pootle waves through the ether
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:10, archived)

I pulled
up the south downs once... they werent amused
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:41, archived)

I turned into a layby the other day...

( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:46, archived)

ta
mac
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:51, archived)

No,
concrete...
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:56, archived)

you'll wanna make it a comp entry then
click the edit button under your post, then use the drop down menu below this bit where you put your text in to select the comp.
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:37, archived)

Fixed.
Cheers.
(non3ntity, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:40, archived)

happy to help
:-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:42, archived)

woo!
that's cool
( munkt0n, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:38, archived)

that is
good!

woo! welcome, you'll never leave

shop a chair and pull up a kitten...or something like that

;)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:39, archived)

morning all :)
kitty, did you see this last night?
( zerolicious, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:42, archived)

morning Z
all set?
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:45, archived)

morning ted
how's you?
set as i'll ever be, i guess. eep. and meep!
( zerolicious, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:48, archived)

Knock
em dead mate :)
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:50, archived)

I didn't
but yes, it is Minneapolis :)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:53, archived)

wow
newspeak jokes before I've woken up properly! Urk. But woo!
( barnesy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:39, archived)

thats very good
Compliments on a fantastic first post
( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:40, archived)

hello and welcome
to the real
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:40, archived)

woo
& welcome :)
( zerolicious, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:42, archived)

woo!
and welcome - you'll never leave.

Muhahahahahaha!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:48, archived)

very good!
woo™
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:50, archived)

What a Beautiful Fruitybull

( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:16, archived)

tis
wootiful...

love to squeeze her oranges
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:18, archived)

Filth
naughty lad
( Banana, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:32, archived)

yay!
it's banana! hello
( munkt0n, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:33, archived)

Hello my dear
How are you?

Just popped in before the watching eyes arrive...
( Banana, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:34, archived)

wahey !
heeelllooo there
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)

woo!
oh preeetty Cowmen Miranda
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:20, archived)

lol
you gotta love those eyes
( Laini, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:20, archived)

I , I , I ,
I , I , I , I , like eet veeeeeeerrrrry much !
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:21, archived)

very
moo-tiful!

woo!
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:22, archived)

He looks friendly.
Not like his cousin Abomina.

Morning!
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:22, archived)

gninrom

( munkt0n, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:23, archived)

Orwight?
I've always loved your bouncy castle salesmen pic; genius!
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:36, archived)

cheers!

( munkt0n, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:41, archived)

morning

                                     hello
                             there
                      how 
             are
    you
?

( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:25, archived)

                                       olleh
                             !flesruoy
                      m'I
             .enif
    ?uoy

( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:34, archived)

                                                a
                                           tib
                               retteb
            s'ehcadaeh
.enog

( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:36, archived)

                                                            i
                                                 .ees                               yllaicepse
                                       siht                                fi
                            dluoc                                I
                    teg                                od
        tluciffid                            siht
.noos

( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:43, archived)

                                                       yrros
                                                I
                               deppots
                  gniyap
noitnetta

( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)

gorgeous!
*puckers up*
( munkt0n, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:22, archived)

sucking a lemon?
Weirdly, that reminds me of the face cartoon animals (loony toons etc) make when they take valium by mistake - I always used to think valium was like vinegar or something.

Kids, eh?
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:24, archived)

ahhh
it wasn't valium! it was allum..
( munkt0n, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:26, archived)

indeed
www.foodsubs.com/Misc.html
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:28, archived)

haha!
half the isle of wight is made out of that stuff!
( munkt0n, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:30, archived)

that and Sars infected children

( Banana, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)

yay!
lets put all of our ignorance together, raise an angry mob, and go and invade the place!
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 9:17, archived)

Wow it really is Fruitybull

Kind of reminds me of this little fella
( Samsonite, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:31, archived)

ooh nice hat
fruit hats are hard to find
( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:32, archived)

Specially
exploding ones.
( Samsonite, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:37, archived)

true
/foot => mouth
( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:44, archived)

well
I am if you are !


( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:34, archived)

cha cha cha ...
.
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:37, archived)

Perez Prez Prado
was a genius.
*FACT*
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:45, archived)

I heard that....
... and that he was a genuis
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:57, archived)

Yeah
shake em baby
( Samsonite, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:40, archived)

Carmen Mooo-randa!
:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:53, archived)

.

( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 7:59, archived)

thats great
wise old kitty
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:01, archived)

bit of a beardo though....
.
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:02, archived)

lol

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:02, archived)

gah!
morning all!
( munkt0n, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:01, archived)

mor
NIN
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:03, archived)

downward
spiral?


Hello all, and well done HD for shopping the bloke who comes in to do Access database stuff for us! It's Bill!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:16, archived)

hehehe...
..mornin

oooh nine inch nails....
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:18, archived)

I wanna 'shop you like an animal
I wanna 'mash you from the inside

My Paint Shop Pro installation is flawed.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:21, archived)

hahaha....
Trent Reznor would be proud of them lyrics !
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:26, archived)

yes
I'm sure he'd do something totally original with them, like sing them thru a distortion pedal maybe?
( munkt0n, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:27, archived)

hehehe....
.
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:30, archived)

I'll add my guffaw to that
right - I'm late for work - see y'all in half an hour.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:49, archived)

mooning :)

( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:03, archived)

Good mornin ,good mornin
hope you're fine and feeling well,
good mornin, good mornin to you
be do, be dooby dooby do.
and stuff
( Samsonite, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:05, archived)

Beauty!!
Lord of the kitten!

Kitten of the ring!

eer...

Anyway, ace!
(Fairy Princess, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:02, archived)

wonderful
class, as always!
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:02, archived)

What they said

( Samsonite, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:03, archived)

Once again you astound me
You have m4d 5k1775! (did I spell that right? Who the fuck cares).

G'night all. I should be asleep.
( MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:02, archived)

noight nite
.
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:03, archived)

g'night
!
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:04, archived)

night night

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:04, archived)

Another
class pic HD , damn you I'm running out of superlatives !
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:02, archived)

Gosh
classy, hi & bye from me. Workies
time :)
( paw, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:08, archived)

*waves
covers both, dunnit?

:)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:16, archived)

Gandalf?
(cant think of Lord of Rings/cat pun)
( Or is it?, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:09, archived)

woo
and yay
( 5olly, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:30, archived)

Good Morning

Take heed.
( MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 7:53, archived)

wahey
at least he finally came out of his shell...

.. coat
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 7:58, archived)

haha !
that's ace :)
( Tedmus, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 7:59, archived)

hehehehe
very nice!
( kitty meow meow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 8:00, archived)