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# .
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Hehe.
Fishminger.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Dammit
I was gonna say that!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:09, archived)
# me2
!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Nuh-nuh-ne-nuh-nuh!
/tongue-stuck-out
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:10, archived)
# .
fishsponger
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:10, archived)
# ahem
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:13, archived)
# I hope
she doesn't think those flowers will mask the smell. I don't think the fish will work either.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:12, archived)
# whenever i see the puccino's
sign i always read 'coffeemongers' with an ong sound not an ung. if that makes sense
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Up the Porto!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Hmm...
Evil... But good...

Tell you what, go to purgatory and wait there for further instructions... ;-)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Funny ..
.. although the original subject material is a bit disturbing
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha!
that's like something you'd see in East Belfast! Arf
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Yes. This cruelty must stop.
Or something.
*doesn't understand football*

Tip: Read this on the board a while back - apparently it's better to remove all of the text and then replace it so all your font matches exactly - it's damn difficult to find one which matches exactly
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:11, archived)
# or you pootle the text you have got
to create the letters you haven't
check here for Fnords definition
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Hun Scum!
Get behind them......If they don't win then we will still have to listen to the Aberdeen fans banging on about how they were the last Scottish team to win in Europe!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Scottish football's the funniest thing in the world
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:20, archived)
# May the farce be with you...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:03, archived)
# hahaha
that rules

(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Trying
to start something new ey?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:06, archived)
# nah this is an old woo
of mine...been going thru my older stuff of late ;)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Haha....
... I used to work for the guy who played 'Gold leader'

*FACT*
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:18, archived)
# nicely
done!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:20, archived)
# hmmmm
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:02, archived)
# That is lovely
though very insane.

Woo and yay to thee!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Dear God
that fucks with your head as you scroll down the page!
Oh, houpla!
woo, yay, etc.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# I love that
and what it does as you scroll down
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:18, archived)
# ooo
that is weird with a scroll wheel
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:25, archived)
# The 100 Best Books as voted by Sun readers. No 2
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Arf!
Mobile norkage!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:59, archived)
# weirder
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:00, archived)
# chortle
I like that
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Har!
And speaking of norks; this may be GC and it's certainly NSFW, but has anyone seen this?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:02, archived)
# theres a bunch of links to those sites
here

edit: oddly enough, multiple breasts were the first thing I did with photoshop
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:08, archived)
# norktastic
:)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Though tests were successful,

some ethical questions were raised...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:57, archived)
# CATBOMB!
My arch nemesis!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:58, archived)
# what about
catbombdisposalexpert?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:59, archived)
# what like this...

*repost*
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:07, archived)
# They're mostly booby-trapped

mostly...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
ha ha hya ha
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# ha
I prefer my one

This was my first image on b3ta.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:02, archived)
# infinitely superior to whatever mine was
and indeed pretty much all of them since
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:13, archived)
# I wouldn't say that
Your 3000/4000 post epilepsy fit was divine!
;)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Ethical questions like
how many can we get away with combined in one cluster
cat bomb?


W/Y!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:02, archived)
# woo
:)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:09, archived)
# yay
coco rules
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:26, archived)
# White Boy Cornrows (subtle?) ...also poste premiere.

Go easy kids
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:55, archived)
# well
I like it
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Ta
Muchly. Aaaah my new home. Can I borrow some sugar and your Black and Decker workmate?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:02, archived)
# arf!
isn't Posh his scarecrow, though?
meow!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# nah
she`s his (ugly) "biatch"
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Hoho
That would explain a lot. I can just see Sir Alex as the rednosed angry farmer "Gerrof moi land ye numpty"
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Uncle Sweep...

tis clicky
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:55, archived)
# wise words indeed
w/y/h
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:56, archived)
# That's fucking
Squeek
SQUEEK, squeek and Squeeka
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:15, archived)
# cough.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:55, archived)
# arf!
.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:59, archived)
# .
pretentious over rated Tron rip off
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:48, archived)
# redex, richard

Edit: Or is there some beautiful subtlety I'm missing here? I guess I'll never know.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:49, archived)
# it's not for
me.. dunno.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Hey hey hey!
A bloke I work with says he got Matrix Reloaded on CD and he'll burn me a copy!

Only saves me a fiver and I have to find someone with a PC at home, but it's still pretty cool anyway!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:52, archived)
# It'll be a crappy
cam and not worth the money. Spend the 5 at the cinema instead.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:54, archived)
# He's doing it for free
but I think it's the genuine article, not some bloke in a cinema with a camcorder
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:55, archived)
# nah it'll just be pr0n,
but he'll have written "the matrix reloaded - the real deal, no really" on it...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:59, archived)
# i don't see the point (i was going to say thrust) of your argument
everyone's a winner!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# When you say 'genuine' what exactly do you think you mean?
1: You can't get a DVD quality film onto a CD
2: The film companies would never release a low quality version even for reviewing purposes
3: If someone else has done better than taking a camcorder into a cinema then it implies organised pirating which tends to imply organised crime *.
4: If you're so strapped for cash that a fiver is worth something and it is a 'proper' pirate CD then shop this guy and collect the reward.

* - When I worked at the film soc. at Uni, our film storage box had to be position in sight of the road. The securicor guys would not walk down corridoors or round corners to get there. A single 70mm print is worth between 50 and 100 k and the people who want to pirate stuff tend to acquire them via the use of baseball bats and shotguns.

No, I don't work for the RIAA or anyone else but I do know that pirated films are never worth it.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:03, archived)
# sorry but if you just download them from
the internet, while some a crap quality some are as good as they would be on VHS.
They suddenly become very much worth it.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:07, archived)
# unless everytime you try and download "the real deal"
all you get are 3 copies of a p0rno, ice age, dumb and dumber and other crap films... (or so i heard...)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Yes, but not that would fit on a single CD
(which was what was implied above).
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:13, archived)
# DivX or XViD encoded
movies easily exceed the quality of VHS and often fit on 1 CD. The best rip of Matrix Reloaded currently around is a 3CD SVCD Telesync.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Yup
DivX is the business, if you're willing to spend the time, getting the optimisation settings spot on.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:21, archived)
# It's deeply illegal
and very wrong.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:17, archived)
# No, that's
exactly what it'll be.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:08, archived)
# your pics
sometimes red-x at first until I refresh
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Monkeon
has Fat Boab spoken to you about the Great CD Swap?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:57, archived)
# nope
.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:58, archived)
# ah yes right.
I've just sent an email to new mediacrity sah.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# I've had no replies
as yet.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:08, archived)
# I just replied
if that's what you meant. All this messaging and whatnot confuses me somewhat.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Bless him,
Good cd by the way.
I danced.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:15, archived)
# I see it
'tis most woo
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:51, archived)
# *sniff*
I wanna see too :(
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:57, archived)
# lol
.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:04, archived)
# quicky
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Is it just me,
or is Big Ted feeling up THE FEAR? That bear must have no conscience!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Woo go on Big Ted feel the force....
TJ: I'm off to the bank anyone want some money?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Oooh, yeah please!
Some of those nice big pretty ones with "50" on. Ta!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:52, archived)
# There no use
Maccy d's won't accept them
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:53, archived)
# It's alright,
I eat at Wetherspoon's.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Cheap as
chips those places... and good food too
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:56, archived)
# the wetherspoons in the W12 shopping centre
is the pikiest pub I have ever seen.Its entire clientele seems to consist of soap dodging benefit fraudsters.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I'll have
100,000 in unmarked, non-sequential bills pleas...

oh man, I should really stop asking for money like that.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:00, archived)
# No money
Get me some of those little bags.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:13, archived)
# ... whilst THE FEAR
has his flipper on Jemimah - it's a menage a trois
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Tut!
Dirty, dirty toys!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I have a question, but no one can laugh/yell/shout abuse at me...
Who created the fear and why?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:54, archived)
# 1. Spacefish.
2. Why not?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:56, archived)
# umm...
I was just wondering :) I didn't know if their was an amazing story behind it all or not :) thanks tho
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:57, archived)
# I think it was a comment from crab_bloke,
saying it gives him the fear.
I can't find the original thread.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:01, archived)
# in here somewhere
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:57, archived)
# aww thanks!
That's even better - the history of the fear... maybe u should publish it?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I have no right to do so
it's all Sargant's work as you can see.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:01, archived)
# I won't say anything if u don't...
u could make millions from it? Commercialise it and sell it to the chiiiildren!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Yes,
but how would I be able to live with myself?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:04, archived)
# I'm sure you'd manage just fine living with yourself...
... in your mansion!! With the pool... and the home cinema... and the cars in the garage... and the chefs... and servants...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Big Ted
had balls of steel. If anyone could feel up the fear it's Big Ted. He's fucking rock.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Guess the film.


It's not three men and a baby.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:45, archived)
# three men
and a little lady?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Shoody Fetus and the Tire?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:47, archived)
# oh
how this made me laugh
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:50, archived)
# I aim
to annoy.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:57, archived)
# womb
with a view?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:47, archived)
# ba-dum... tish
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:54, archived)
# 2001: A Space Odyssey?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Brilliant
You got it
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Dude, Where's My Car?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:49, archived)
# that had me larfing like a loon
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:50, archived)
# i can't wait for the sequel
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:51, archived)
# sequel..
"dude where's my hummus?"
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:58, archived)
# You heard the name of it.
Seriously dude, wheres my car
must have taken them ages.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:00, archived)
# if only it were titled
"Dude, Please Stick A Pick-Axe Into My Spinal Column"
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Cocoon?
hehee... sucky film, but it always seems to be on Moviemax... why is that?!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Nooooooooo, Cocoon is great!
It's Cocoon, The Return that sucks donkey's arse...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:04, archived)
# 2004 - A British Rail Odyssey
woo
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:52, archived)
# 100 Best Books as voted for by Sun readers. No 1
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:40, archived)
# weirdo
=8.)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:45, archived)
# heheheh....
.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Proud sponsers of God;
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# wahey. Plus he works for Health & Safety
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# woo
that made me laugh. it's very funny. woo to you!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Yay for that
And yay for posting a Blake picture, he makes me happy.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:44, archived)
# I'm planning to do a series of edited blake piccys.
Just for fun.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:46, archived)
# More cow activities
Buttercup was, like, way radical.

(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:33, archived)
# woo woo
for some reason im fixated by the one cow whos eyes are staring into deep into mine...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:35, archived)
# christ
me too.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:36, archived)
# im getting sleepy....
.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
# yes. I will kill bovine
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# you'd better be good
he's really a teenage ninja moocow and has the deadliest hooves this side of the M25

"Floats like a WWII dirigible stings like a baseball bat"
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# What?!
Why me!
I'm harmless and stuff...ok, I'm a bit of an attention seeking egotistical big headed twat sometimes...but death is a bit extreme.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# don't ask me,
ask the cow.
I am but a simple puppet.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:44, archived)
# me 3
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
# what does
it want? WHAT DOES IT WANT? AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# it wants to be your friend : )


maybe even your special friend...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:40, archived)
# must resist...must fight it!!!!
too strong, can't stop myself...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:41, archived)
# add me on that
and most wooosome, I love cows.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:39, archived)
# that's lovely
but the one second from right doesn't seem to care. or has he just not noticed yet?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Yay
There are some attentive folks out there. Girl second from the right is a bit..... backward
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:39, archived)
# oh sorry
she


of course. and i am nothing if not attentive.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# don't you mean
uninterested?

woo
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:59, archived)
# lovely, just lovely


and just to point out this is my 6000th post
6000 posts
edit:rehosted on MSN
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:44, archived)
# well done
did you know that pootleflump.co.uk is blocked by websense as 'adult content'? what have you been up to?
I can't see Mr Sheep's pic either, but I'm sure it's very good ;)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Dutchbirds being having the same problem
but everything on my site is clean.
Other than the odd bit of bad language.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:56, archived)
# yeah right! ;)
I suppose there must be some kind of appeal process...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:02, archived)
# I've just started to try and find out
but I think unless I get a trial version of the websense software they won't let me suggest a change.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Woo to
Cal getting involved in the Extreme Sports scene and for you're (sic) 6000.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ba-dum... tish
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:23, archived)
# is ray
gay?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:24, archived)
# I dunno
but he's dead now so it doesn't matter :)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# that's a shame
(edit) bah, b3tan to the crap gag
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:26, archived)
# THREADJACK!
28 Days Later DVD is currently selling for 14.99 at Virgin Oxford street. It should be 16.99 - get in there before they realise...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Get me a copy


And I'll gladly feign ignorance when you come to get your money...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:29, archived)
# That's the problem with Virgins
Lack of experience. I prefer an old whore like HMV.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:30, archived)
# *ALERT*
You could always get it from play.com for 12.99 (inc. p&p).

I've stopped buying DVDs from the highstreet now because play.com is *always* cheaper (except for the ludicrous stock clearance sales - 6 for 30 quid etc..).

EDIT: Oh yes, I don't work for these people in any way, I just don't like people being ripped off for DVDs and CDs.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Downloading it off the interweb (4 hours to go)
for nowt. Aha!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:55, archived)
# hot diggety!
despite the fact that the tube ticket would cost more than the saving....
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:30, archived)
# but you're a woman
surely you know that you have to spend to save?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:31, archived)
# yes of course
i'd better get back to watching day time telly now - then i have to make supper and clean the house before my breadwinning husband comes in, then he won't feel so bad about me spending all his money on shoes and handbags.

ah stereotypes! :)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:34, archived)
# I wish
......*sigh*
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:40, archived)
# hehe
same here actually - instead of dragging my arse (and the rest of my body) out of bed every morning, to do stupid things in a stupid office... a life of leisure? yes please!

except the shoes and handbags.. i really couldn't be arsed with them...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# not even
comfy trainers and these bags?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Weeeell,
Virgin's store computers are linked nationwide (I think) and the barcodes will be the same, so in theory it should be all Megastores. I don't know....give it a whirl.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:31, archived)
# i'd rather stick pins in my eyes
but thanks anyway!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:32, archived)
# oh
clock off
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:33, archived)
# eat my fuck!
or something...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:35, archived)
# it's £14.99
on cd-wow, I'm sure it'll be cheaper if you look around...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:34, archived)
# It's £12.99 on play.com
And it's free p&p.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# i think
it's the same price in woollies too.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Fredjack
Mr matt, you don't happen to have the surname Wyatt do you?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Nope
'Sharples' - Why??
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Guy called mat at work
Says "Hey bud" all the time. You see the connection?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Oh I
Should've spotted that immediately shouldn't I?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Ok
I admit that the chances were slim but would have been a nice coincidence! Something to tell the grandkids and all that!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:47, archived)
# tell them anyway they'll
be amazed
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:49, archived)
# groan!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Oh dear
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Woo!
(meaning: love that album and might listen to it tonight)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:26, archived)
# heh
i was listening to that as i drove to play glof yesterday. it are quite good.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I think I would like
to play glof.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I use a rolfmayo club
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# did you say golf?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# yes
well, i walked around a golf course for hours. "played golf" is probably not strictly correct
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:41, archived)
# No. He said
glof. Pay attention now.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:41, archived)
# that
is very nicely done. woo to you
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# it's been
done, slim!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# no it hasn't
/Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:27, archived)
# lol
.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# he's right
it has been done a couple of times, but yours is the best one so far
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Creep.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Tis a question
I often ponder over.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# you don't belong here
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:39, archived)
# I don't
belong here
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:40, archived)
# groan
I'VE GOT A LUVVERLY NEW COMPUTER AT WORK!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:27, archived)
# they're they are all standing in a row
p4 2.4ghz 512mb
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# What do all those numbers mean?
Are you calling my girlfriend a slut?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:29, archived)
# that's l337
for 'your girlfreind is a slut'.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:30, archived)
# some as big as your head?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
# i've got four ounces of solid.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# you can keep it mate
nothing but green for me please.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:29, archived)
# ten squid for a quarter off my chum.
he's very gen'rous.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
# that's because
it's OXO
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:39, archived)
# nothing but
beer for me now. mmmmmm...beer.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
# do you
know how sick of skunk i am?



^^ that much
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:40, archived)
# yes. me too.
it's rubbish. it just makes me sleepy. what's the point of that? really crap grass is the future of smoking. and even that's a bit rubbish. fuck me i'm getting old.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:45, archived)
# it's nice on the odd ocassion
but smoking it daily made a right mess of my life.
too paranoid to make it too the shops
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:46, archived)
# unlucky
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Student!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:36, archived)
# i gave up school
to spend more time naked.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# oh c'mon
that's a bit below the belt
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Yeah, sorry
that was a bit harsh.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:40, archived)
# what a grave thread.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:27, archived)
# I have
both ;)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:31, archived)
# that is class!
Woo, and... errr...

Aside:Line!

Everybody else: Yay!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I see through..
..sappy news articles
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
# i
dont get it?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Isnt it ironic........
dont you think!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:19, archived)
# I really do stink
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:19, archived)
# been working out with
the head executioner again dear?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Yarr.
I love it when his blade is blunt. More effort, but much more fun
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:22, archived)
# guess he needs a few more strokes
with his axe...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:24, archived)
# This is either very sexual or very sick ...
.. or both or neither
think that about covers it
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Watch what you're saying about thebear
or you'll be next to blunt the chopper's blade.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Now why am I not quaking in fear ?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Because you've got a rubber neck?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Silver actually ...
to match my new nipples
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# ooh very swish
I might spare you, in that case
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# I'm well worth sparing
or spearing or sparring for that matter
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:43, archived)
# are you flirting with her again?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Oi WD
tickle his testicles with your magic orb

he's being cheeky
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:30, archived)
# i've been trying to get a rub of her orb for ages...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:33, archived)
# cheeky!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
# you won't appreciate
her overarm swinging action and the thirty pace run-up though!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# i can see it now
a full paced, well pitched delivery with a vicious turn of the seam. ooph.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# I'm a Bulgarian shot-putter
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:43, archived)
# And the hair on your chest ....
.. stretches right down to your orbs
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:46, archived)
# you've done it now
World Dominator needs to be flattered

flippant comments like that are only asking for trouble, you wait and see or I'll eat my scabbard
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:50, archived)
# I'm trying
to think of a death horrible enough for him. Something involving Debbie McGee and a sauna, perhaps.

(thought you said I need to be flattened for a minute there!)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Mmmmm Debbie McGee in a sauna
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:59, archived)
# this one may be insane my liege
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:02, archived)
# I'm going to get
Mavis to peel his skin off with a rusty potato peeler and then tie him to a post in the Sahara during sandstorm.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Can you..
make sure to glue my eye lids open .. don't want to be thought of as a wimp or not entering into the spirit of it all.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Your eye lids
will be the first things to be peeled off.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:09, archived)
# that'll teach him
har har hardy har har
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Dammit!
He's got his extra strength tin-foil pants on. I'll have to catch him off-guard later.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:35, archived)
# why?
Is he shagging Mavis?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:39, archived)
# i don't even know who mavis is
*feigns innocence*
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:43, archived)
# well, we'll see what the baby looks like
and then you'll have to face up to your responsibilities
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:44, archived)
# that'll be fun
we can lock him in a tower and he can be forced to knit chainmail jockstraps for the murder squad
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Sounds right up his alley!
Murder Squad? Life Re-Assignment Team is what they like to be called these days.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:52, archived)
# don't make promises
you're not going to keep...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Get knitting!
Or there'll no gruel for you tonight.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:54, archived)
# you'd better sleep with
one eye open tonight...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:56, archived)
# i think the cat ate the mouse thing
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:19, archived)
# 1 year and 57 days
3 messages, yeeha
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:18, archived)
# jesus
now that's abstinence at it's best, i wish i had his willpower
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:19, archived)
# I wish I had his
wallpaper.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# i can tell you're a flock man
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# wallpaper*..
..>>
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# yay
that's great!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:27, archived)
# See,
I was right.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] No wonder it's so slow


bloody package pcs - never know what's inside till you take a look
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:04, archived)
# can you
make it a big bigger?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Why would he want to do that?
It's quite big enough already.

/befuddlement
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:06, archived)
# DUH!
spacca!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# i could do
but i feel it's too big already
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:07, archived)
# make the
dimensions of it smaller, you will make the file size much smaller and will keep the effect

you could probably lose a few frames too without affecting the quality much
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
# awwwww
i've buggered it now
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# looks better to me
but then, I was born with corncobs for eyes.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# good advice
you should probably make anything much over 200K a link to keep the board modem friendly...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Is that my
sarcasmometer beeping?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# no
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# certainly
not
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# never ever ever
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Ha
thebear loves All Saints
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:21, archived)
# thebear
is GAY!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:27, archived)
# thats lovely
though the file size is a bit big

scarily you also have the exact same carpet as was in my room at my parents house, except mine had less large suspicious brown stains

(edit) i've even got a picture of it (with a cat)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# how strange
although i feel i should point out that teh stain is in fact orange ink... if that makes it any better ;)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
# yeah yeah
incontinent boy ;)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Personally i think......
Theres nothing wrong with the size of it, and dont let anyone tell you different.






Ooooohhhhhhh mmmmmaaaattttrrroooonnnnn!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Do they............
Crunch when you stand on them?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:17, archived)
# looks like
a cat singularity travelling through space at incredible speed...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:29, archived)
# nah
but this does
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I feel
I've just had a glimpse into the mind of steven hawking
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# scarily enough
i don't have a cat just like yours... shame though, it'd be an interesting coincidence
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Oooohhhh nice!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
# ...T-I-N-Y
Tough It's Now Yours

/Edit: Woo to the piccy though
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Imposter!
Guards, take this man to the dungeons
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:15, archived)
# off with his head!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Eh
????
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:18, archived)
# behave!
Aye up!!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Alright
bud... Hows you this fine day?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Bored shitless
mate. I'm doing that thing where you grob out of the window and try and land it on the same spot twice. Bit to much wind this afto, so i may try off ground tick with the cleaner.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Sounds fun
Might try that when i get back from the bank ltr
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Actually.....
Just got a game of 'Eye tick' going - no fucker can look at anyone all afternoon, and probably all day tuesday.

That'll cheer me up!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Would do the same but i'm on my own and it'd
last forever
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# you didn't happen to....
work for said bunch of bastards did you?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:23, archived)
# God
No... they couldn't afford me!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Ha ha
I like.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# that am a woo idea
nightmare 80's carpet though!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# on the defensive
i think the carpet is coming in at about 10yrs old... i've never seen the point in changing it... i don't really like it... i'm just lazy lol
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# nah, money spent on carpets
is money wasted.
I like your user name btw - has changed the way I view socks
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:19, archived)
# there is logic...
behind my user name - but that can wait till my site's back up
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:24, archived)
# You're stalking
Menub aren't you...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:27, archived)
# how
intriguing
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# You're really asking for it aren't you
what with flashing your purple hair at all the boys and now calling for cuddlyness...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:35, archived)
# :P
parp
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:39, archived)
# carpet
I had that carpet newly laid in my room in 1986, so the style at least, is 17 years old. Older than some board members I'll wager.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:51, archived)
# that carpet
is incredibly 80's
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Never mind the carpet......
what about the fresco wallpaper!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Corking
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Hmm.
I think you need the "concept" of contraception explaining.

dictionary.reference.com/search?q=contraception&r=67
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# KITTENS ARE YOUR WHORES
DID the sperm get in, did he GET AIDS, NO SO SHUT THE FUDGE UP, AND STOP FUDGING THE KITTENS
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:06, archived)
# erm
any chance we can calm down on the gay jokes? pretty please? I know I had a part in all this - but it's really getting out of hand.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffft.
You said "getting out of hand".
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
# aye
seconded.

Some of it's beginning to sound dangerously bigotted.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# yes
I'm gay and so's my wife!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:11, archived)
# I'm male and not gay ...
.. butt the bloke I'm fucking is
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# you said butt
teeheeheehee

snigger
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:15, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Rob
I donated a few hours ago but haven't got my icon yet :)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# 400 unread emails
I'll be going through them soonish
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:11, archived)
# 400?
you must be pretty minted by now. can't need any more donations then...

/runs
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# sadly most of they will be
offers to enlarge my penis.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:15, archived)
# don't do it Rob
Mines 4000 miles long but only 2 cm wide


PS posted a cheque today
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# huzzah
for both things I guess.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# rob,
i signed up for the newsletter but 2 weeks seem to have passed and i'm not getting it... any ideas ? (i have a hotmail account)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:17, archived)
# you're in the list
Check your spam filters in hotmail. Sometimes they can be a little enthusiastic.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Strangely
Hotmail seems to be delivering my daily dose of spam to the right folder, but refusing to accept e-mails from actual proper people whether they are on a safe list or not.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I haven't received mine
for two weeks either as it goes...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:35, archived)
# thanks you're brilliant!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# 400
people complaining about the gay jokes.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# what gay jokes
?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I dunno
you don't expect me to know what I'm talking about do you?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:15, archived)
# who are you?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Who?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:21, archived)
# me?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Fair enuf mate!
Damn me and my broadbean impatiance!

/edit- Wooo! *smile*
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# I agree.
I found vaguely offensive. And unfunny.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I can see your point
but some of the best feedback i've had for my flash thing has been from gay people. i guess its a thin line betweeen harmless schoolboy humour and homophobia.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:21, archived)
# no it's not
you poof

/schoolboy
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:26, archived)
# The difference is that
your site is mostly taking the piss out of people who use 'your all gay' as an insult (which is why it started getting used as a catchphrase round here in the first place) - but comments like Papa Laz' AIDS one above are showing genuine bigotry - whether they're trying to disguise it with irony or not.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:40, archived)
# please miss
i don't understand the strange man
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# where you bin?
not working, I hope
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# fred so
i am a busy little corporate whore today
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:21, archived)
# slut!
Make sure you mention the badgers in whatever it is you're writing at the moment.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# i've been trying to sneak acrostic swear words in
but it's harder than it looks...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:29, archived)
# just use words starting with c u n & t
that should make it easier.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:32, archived)
# And whilst there their
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:07, archived)
# there, there
it's they're there.
tho' you knew that, I'm sure
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Where are they?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# under the chair
wearing clogs
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# clip, clippity clop
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Who's that
clip clippity clopping over my bridge?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# ooh
my, that sounds like an evil troll to me....

We used to play 3 Billy goats gruff in the woods when I was a nipper, there were great bridges designed specifically for said game
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I am an
evil troll, with a big warty nose.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# No
such a pretty nose, all pert and covered in lovely warts.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Well,
I declare!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# don't you mean
whilst they're there?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# there there
nevermind

=)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:11, archived)
# No, I was being
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# "Formation of a viable zygote by the union of the male sperm and female ovum; fertilization. "
Why can't they just say "getting up the duff"?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# oh please.
darling, that's so last season.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Gay Contraceptive
very funny
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] "Nurse nurse! I think this is broken."
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Cor, I would.
Oh wait, this isn't the night shift.

I wouldn't then.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:01, archived)
# haha.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:02, archived)
# woo.
nice.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Snarf!
/giggle
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:08, archived)

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