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imagine, just for a moment...

A man with one arm hanging from a tree. His stub is waving violently in the breeze... is that not one of the funniest things ever?

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Umojan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:22, archived)

ooh, that's nice

you should make it so that it does a full cycle from day to night and back again, so that it loops

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Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:24, archived)

wow...

nice idea. but i don't have a copy of the big image. hmm... i will get on it...

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Umojan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:29, archived)

for once

i have no redex
i do however have a red squre green circle
and a blue triangle

i suspect im missing a plug in.....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:24, archived)

try

looking at the big version.

I like the sky..

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Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:25, archived)

actually,

i just had a in the line.. no actaul link. i don't recall typing that, but i MUST have... damn drugs screwing with my hand eye cordination.

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Umojan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:27, archived)

yes you are,

go here to get it:
www.hummus.com

(icedragon, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:28, archived)

Either that link's bust

or it's the most abstract and tiny pic ever.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:25, archived)

yours if the closest user number to mine

that i've seen on here.
*FACT*

(icedragon, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:26, archived)

Hmm

www.b3ta.com/board/users.php

Get the person RIGHT next to you :)

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:28, archived)

i don't think anyone

within 10 of me in either direction posts regularly. maybe i smell.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:32, archived)

Oooh

that's interesting, in a geeky kind of way...
But what happened to some of the early members. Did they die, or what?

(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:33, archived)

I figure Cal created them to test the system

And then deleted them after everything was perfected..and you can't overwrite deleted positions..[just like you can't post where a thread has previously been deleted]

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:34, archived)

Wow

4110 people have reg'd since I joined.

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.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:34, archived)

Eek

the person just before me has almost the same name!

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Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:35, archived)

boohoo

im miles away!

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Mosschops, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:29, archived)

blimeh

you're old.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:37, archived)

OMG!!!

that made me laugh so hard!!!
very mean though....... who cares!
WOO & YAY!!!

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Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:32, archived)

...

it's shite...but it took me feckin ages so i had to post it :P

(kebab, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)

could you also post

a larger version?

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SuperMatt, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)

sorry...

the original gif was this size

(kebab, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:18, archived)

what he said

that is great

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Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:18, archived)

ahahaha

is that No Hands?

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cwethan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)

yeah..

I think he's met his match

(kebab, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:18, archived)

it appears so

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cwethan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:21, archived)

Woo Ha'

That guy rules.

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.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:18, archived)

nice one!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:19, archived)

It's small,

yet perfectly formed. Well done.

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djol, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:19, archived)

you should do a matrix typed version

where he's fighting off loads of no handses
TJ does anyone know a decent (free) gif animator thing? I've tried google but didn't find anything i haven't had before.

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:19, archived)

Try searching download.com

Lots of good..stuff

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:23, archived)

You could use Imageready/photoshop's demo

and if you like it, crack it.

But that would be illigal... but I won't tell.

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.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:23, archived)

Erm..

I think it's best if yo don't link to it...don't want b3ta getting closed..

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:25, archived)

jasc and ulead

do free trials

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:24, archived)

Google

for GIFBuilder or GIFmation, they're not great, but they work alright.

(GIFmation is best, but you're limited to just 3 frames if you don't pay for it).

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:24, archived)

GIF Construction Set Professional

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djol, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:29, archived)

small

but beautifully formed!
woo!

(mother inferior2, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:22, archived)

really rather

woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:22, archived)

what-a mistake-a to make-a!

Hummus Utd: 0
Boredom Albion: 3

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)

hehehe

that's great

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Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

Took me a moment

but I'm sure it's big enough to have a quick jimmy in the corner and the Doc won't work out where the smell is coming from for weeks...

w/y/h

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)

That's quite a good mistake to make in my opinion

Not for the Dr mind but I would rather shit in the Tardis.

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Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)

"I would rather shit in the Tardis"

That's my new phrase forever. Thanks :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:18, archived)

it would be great

to do it in the big perspex tube thing that goes up and down
you could charge people money for that kind of thing

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Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:19, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

I call this one "The Master"

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:21, archived)

haha

i was sipping my tea, and dissolved into laughing a load of tea bubbles everywhere.. sigh..

"Good luck in your mission, Ace"

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djdirect, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:23, archived)

hehe

i think i've been doing a few davroses recently

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Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:27, archived)

my new phrase is

'you wouldn't get that at saint andrews' inspired by dog shit on the green/excessive use of the word cunt/being heckled by tramps whilst playing pitch and putt on saturday.

/dull post

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stouffer, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:20, archived)

I feel for you Stouff

and it's all squidgy

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:26, archived)

Bloody Squirrel

i'll teach it to nick my crisps

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Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

tee

hee hee.
that'll teach the furry fecker

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atomboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:09, archived)

kill the little fucker.

he raped my dog.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:09, archived)

you seem

a little agressive today. anything the matter?

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Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:11, archived)

pms

*snigger*

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)

www.glenninstitute.org/glenn/images/class.JPG

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cwethan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)

i'm just letting all my anger out

ready for tommorow, when i have to be extra nice.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

Why tomorrow?

Something special lined up..?

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

yup.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:16, archived)

oooh

don't keep us in suspense, i have a weak bladder

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Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)

nudity.

but now, i must go.
Laters.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:19, archived)

i am

quiveringly erect with anticipation

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Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:19, archived)

Bumgay!

100%!

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:23, archived)

ooohhh...

a nude hairless sir sand goblin!

I can't contain myself!

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SuperMatt, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:19, archived)

funny

I can't contain my lunch

*hurrrrkkk!*

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:29, archived)

shaving your bollocks

without steady hands can really mess up your whole week.

(rotating bread, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

exactly.

never trust a friendly tramp.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)

coward

it takes nothing to shoot a squirrel, but to kill it with your bare hands it takes a MAN! with 2 healthy legs.

(rotating bread, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)

I crawled through the dirt...

to within 5ft of it... then it nicked my crisp and ran away up a tree

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Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)

Looks like

someone already has.

(Mr_Bobbins, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

aaaaw!

If you'd just be fluffy and share your crisps, there would be no need for this sort of thing

(mother inferior2, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:16, archived)

please excuse the poor quality

my site

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?, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:04, archived)

you look like

you were conceived during the sex scene in 'deliverance'.

you don't really. i just love that line

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stouffer, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:05, archived)

That movie scares the bejeebus out of me.

Something about inbred-hick-gay-rape..hmm..

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:06, archived)

i reckon

it's a fucking great film.

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stouffer, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:10, archived)

Oh no doubt.

Just it scares me.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:13, archived)

I won't watch horror films

they scare me.

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Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:19, archived)

not a

great fucking film?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:13, archived)

most

definitely not.

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stouffer, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

hahahaha

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rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:11, archived)

OMG!!!11!

ur so gay!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:05, archived)

lmao

i think its the purple face and tash

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?, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

you say "purple"

I say "pink"........ ;-)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:10, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:10, archived)

i think i just wet myself

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?, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)

here... have e klenex

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Laini, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:23, archived)

i don't know why...

but that's incredibly funny

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Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:05, archived)

scary

why are u saying woooooooooooooo

(_Jon_, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:06, archived)

i was trying to do a wooo yay

but i forgot the yay

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?, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:06, archived)

That's a bit less

scary than the other one I suppose.

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

he is a fearsome

child, isn't he?

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bananaman, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

one month today till im 15 woo!

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?, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:09, archived)

One week today I'm 15 :)

How odd..

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:10, archived)

cool

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?, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:10, archived)

yes.

you have different birthdays. what are the chances of that happening eh?

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stouffer, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:11, archived)

smartass

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?, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)

you

got me there.

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stouffer, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:13, archived)

quite high:

p(that) = 1 - (not very much)

see?

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bananaman, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)

that was

rather my point. or are you being sarcarrrrstic? i can't tell anymore. i've been here too long.

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stouffer, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)

i'm not

entirely sure. possibly, but then again, maybe not.

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bananaman, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

Haha.

But I mean..we both are having year 10 exams..ok..so..yeh..

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)

1457/1461
(if leap years are included)

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)

gah!

It's like being assaulted by Poirot

(mother inferior2, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)

I like the lip curl

to keep them in place

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rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

no its blue tacked to my nose

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?, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)

Did you use

Ducktape?
or Ducttape?
or GaffaTape?

I really should'nt of started this up again

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.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)

^^^^^^^

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?, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:18, archived)

I noticed that

when I replyed.

Did'nt bother deleteing.

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.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:21, archived)

woof

(dj_game, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:04, archived)

that is

mucho larvely.

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stouffer, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

yay

she's been at the pearl drops again

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:08, archived)

I bet he's a hit

with the bitches*

Woo!

*technical term

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:16, archived)

more wilf

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:02, archived)

firstly, that's lovely

and secondly, yourallgay.com has cheered me up no end over the last few days! thanking you velly muchly :)

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kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:03, archived)

Oscar Wilde

looks really good.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:04, archived)

ah, is that who it is?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:06, archived)

you uncultured

swine.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

*slap*

i'm going to keep slapping you til you're nice to me.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:10, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:11, archived)

*slap*

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)

*slag*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:16, archived)

*slap*

oh, you meant you?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:22, archived)

who doesn't look good

in a white jumpsuit with matching cowboy boots?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:06, archived)

*makes note to go shopping this weekend*

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:08, archived)

*makes note to follow thorpe around this weekend*

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stouffer, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:09, archived)

i posted

that then realised i have absolutely no idea why i typed it.

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stouffer, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:09, archived)

'cos you want to see me

blossom.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:10, archived)

ha ha ha.

it's true. IT'S TRUE.

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stouffer, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:11, archived)

let's face it

he'll be easy to spot!

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:10, archived)

not around

Kingston he wouldn't.

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Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

cripes

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:16, archived)

-upon-thames?

or -upon-hull? or jamaica?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:16, archived)

upon-Thames

for the others are mere tribute acts

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Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)

here here!

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Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:21, archived)

hmm last time i went to kingston

i have to confess i didn't see many white jumpsuits. i did however see a really cool monster truck in the american car garage

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:24, archived)

because it made me laugh

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:11, archived)

Thank you very much :¬)

why i am i getting so many viruses sent to me from closet-case teenagers then?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:05, archived)

couldn't tell you

i think it is a work of genius

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kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

it's a shame my hosts

catch viruses for me; i don't get to see what they wanted to tell me, or send them a reply informing them that they are, in fact, all gay.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:10, archived)

tis a shame indeed

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kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)

oh my god, how did I manage to miss that?

Is Oscar Wilde playing a pink oboe?

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gracielou, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:10, archived)

what other instrument

would oscar wilde play? :¬)

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)

here have a...

(DesecrationForsaken, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:05, archived)

the new terror in medicine...

Black Ops Surgeons

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Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)

Ha ha

that's good.

TJ: Argh! Stupid moviemistakes.com has given away a Matrix Reloaded plot twist!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:03, archived)

moviemistakes.com?

Is that similar to nitpickers.com?

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:04, archived)

Yes

bloody annoyed about that now.

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:06, archived)

Ok.

I'm not visiting that site then.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

Well the sites fine

just don't look at the mistakes for Reloaded!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:08, archived)

to be fair

its the kind of thing i would expect to happen (the twist i mean, not the fact that it was given away on the internet)

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Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:13, archived)

similar to

orangegenitalia.co.uk

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

Did you just say

nipplelickers.com?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

If you want..

Yeh :)

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:09, archived)

the butler did it

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butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)

Did anyone see the shite movie mistakes thing on Channel 5 last night?

Utter bollocks it was.

1: They thought that the bit in T2 where you see the T1000 reloading his gun and flying the helicopter was a *mistake*. WTF? How can you accidently have a 3 armed character in a scene. "Oh shit we used the mutant stuntman by mistake" ?

2: They were happy to make a big deal of a small continuity error in Eraser (a waistcoat coming off and on during a scene) but said nothing of the bit where Arnie goes out the plane with a parachute, deploys the main, gets in trouble, deploys the reserve and then lands and clearly still has the reserve in the container.

Cheapo wank shite TV (well that's what you get for watching Channel 5 I guess).

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:13, archived)

Anyone spot the mistake in 24 last night

When Kate rang Marie and "Kate's Mobile" had quite clearly been typed in on the text message screen..?

Edit: And Pure 24 is a steaming pile of dog poo.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:20, archived)

OI !!!!

I taped it to watch tonight...

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.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:28, archived)

Yes

and what a huge plot twist I have revealed.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:33, archived)

hehehehe

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)

Dont ask, the dog made me do it honest!

(HeatherMillsWoodenLeg, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)

its not mine

its immogen edwards'

(psausage76, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)

SHIT OFF!

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Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:08, archived)

would you

like to see the photos?

(psausage76, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

he's got

wrong way round feet. Is he meant to?
hmmmmm. have a woo anyway

(mother inferior2, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:00, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:04, archived)

...

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LP, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:46, archived)

ooooh!

oi loikes that!

(mother inferior2, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

hooray

wilf!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

certainly

different...... :)

threadjack......
rob, you around ?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)

no, he's square

sorry. Must remember to grow up at some point.

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butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

badum..

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

rofl

nah i really wouldnt bother ;)

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

Anyone

feel like questioning the fact his two pix have made the frontpage today?

I suspect the magic donkey's been bribed with extra large carrots again...

Phew! For a second there I thought everyone was gonna just leap to Rob's defence rather than take the above for the piss take opportunity I intended it to be...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)

that's

a bit mean. is he not allowed to post good pics?

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rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:02, archived)

he's bloody not

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:03, archived)

who said b3ta was a democracy?

he can frontpage whatever he likes. I'd do the same if it was my site.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:03, archived)

I doubt

he frontpaged them himself though...

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rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:05, archived)

well, I'd

expect my lackies to frontpage it for me too...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:06, archived)

c'mon rogan everyone does it

most of your pics are crap yet look at how many fp's you've had ;)

hehehe

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

handbags!

Let the record show - I LOVE rogans stuff. Nerrr.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:08, archived)

Hehe I do too really

www.roganjosh.co.uk
there i even spammed his site :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:09, archived)

cock

off!

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rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:13, archived)

I'd also sell advertising space

For a load. Respect is due for them not doing that.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:06, archived)

there's very little money

in selling ads online...
unfortunately

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:09, archived)

I believe the technical term is

"piss-all" money.

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Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:23, archived)

The beartrix

He has just come back from filming

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bRiCk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:42, archived)

how much did he get paid

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thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:45, archived)

about 2 penguins...

and he got to keep the glasses

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bRiCk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:45, archived)

polarbears

don't eat penguins...

EDIT: not that you said they do, but I thought I should tell you anyway

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edovan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

they can't

get the wrappers off?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)

shut the fuck up

with your stupid joked, you prick.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

handbags?

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dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

you filthy

cockape.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:52, archived)

*slap*

behave.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)

If you're handing them out..

Can I get in on this slapping action?

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

*slap*

(

the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

dogsbollocks - undercover paedophile police.

You're knicked.

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:56, archived)

he told me he was 16! honest!

(

the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

Actually..

Is that against the law?

/dreams of older, legal women..

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)

i'm not sure

to be honest. it's not a situation i've ever had to look into...

(

the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)

Erm..

Me..neither..honest guv'nor..

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:00, archived)

yes it is

it's still child abuse regardless of the gender of the abuser

(

Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:00, archived)

i feel dirty now

(

the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:02, archived)

Yes..

But if the chap is say, 15, and the lady was 17..it's pretty obviously not going to be "abuse". If we're being totally honest.

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:03, archived)

so it probably won't be enforced.

but it's still not legal.

(

bananaman, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:06, archived)

Oh no..

I'm not doubting the illegality of it. I just know if a 17 year old asked ME for a bit of slap and tickle..I wouldn't go reporting her.

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:11, archived)

Nor

would I.

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)

I resemble that remark!

No really..I look like a filthy cockape...

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)

Oi! Goblin

unless you accidentally dropped one of the :)

(

Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)

you should all know by now,

i don't smile.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)

that's a bit fucking strong!

(

Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:56, archived)

eh?

(

rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:56, archived)

oh dear

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)

a polarbear that lives in a zoo

might have seen a penguin. if this bear is a genuine natural wild bear he/she has not. they can't afford boat tickets to antarctica you see...

(

edovan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)

But I know

several penguins who regularly holiday in North America. Tony & Sarah, Gavin & Michaela and Barry & Baz. I've seen the photos...

(Divvy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:35, archived)

i didn't say

that they ate penguins. He just got given two for filming

(

bRiCk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)

£3 million + 10% of gross profits

I believe

(

Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:46, archived)

Phwoar!

I would!

I would act in the films..not..the other ..thing..

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:46, archived)

i would do it too.

but i would do it naked.
On a rollercoaster.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:52, archived)

Haha

How much are you getting paid for that?

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:52, archived)

Highest bid

on Ebay sounds likely ;)

(

paw, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)

you are not far from wrong.

i get two £25 alton towers tickets which i'll sell of ebay.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

would you do it in a boat?

would you do it with a goat?

(

bananaman, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)

do you like green eggs and ham?

(

the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:02, archived)

i was appalled

our school library doesn't have any doctor seuss!

(

bananaman, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:03, archived)

disgusting

(

the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

HAH!

my school library IS Dr Seuss. Seriously. its the Theodore Geisel librrary. he donated the money to make it.

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:45, archived)

Live Action Shots Of The Monkey Man Of Tunbridge Wells!

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

That looks like

you have a good working copy of the film...

care to swop it for a baddly camed version of Matrix 1?

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)

That part's in the trailler

And all over the web, you don't need a copy.

I have the matrix1 DVD :)

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:42, archived)

Bollox

thought soo.

I might download a baddly cam'd 120MB 160x360 with no sound version that is taken by someone who toke lots and lots of photos and put together as a gif.

or maybe I wont.

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.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:43, archived)

Nooo!

I could have had it on the 15th..but I didn't! Resist, it's going to be much better in the cinema!

And I have to see it in a..french cinema.

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:45, archived)

blueyonders reall good woth stuff liek that...

(

?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:46, archived)

here's an idea:

Go to the cinema - you can watch it on a giant screen with full surround sound and more popcorn than you can get your grubby little mitts round. And it's only £5.

(

Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:47, archived)

Yes!

That's the spirit!

And you can take a lady/man/ladyman friend :)

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

or free

if you know the right people.

(

the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)

I know them..

I just don't get "intimate" with them like you :)

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

I have a friend who works on food/drink

and another on tickets....

When 5/6 of us all go, I wonder what the managers say about the tills not adding up. Two seporate people who are not connected according to them....must be a glitch.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)

the food guy

probably doesn't put it thru the till.

(

wingphil, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

Ohhhh'

Cool.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

But it is'nt the same atmospher

in the cinima, you can't wank.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

Haha

You can in french cinemas...well.."special" cinemas.

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:52, archived)

would you really

like to sit in a cinima full of french jizz?

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)

But not in US 'special' cinemas

/peewee

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)

to the matrix

(

wingphil, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)

Mmmm....

Leather

(

wayward., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

yes you can!

just wear baggy trousers and sit in the corner
Note to self, never accept salted popcorn from the person sat behind you

(

LP, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

Prawn Cocktail popcorn

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I sicken myself.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:56, archived)

prawn coctail?

you want to see a doctor mate...

(

LP, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)

Don't feel left out

you don't just sicken yourself

(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)

£5?

Jesus you obviously don`t go the the cinema much! It`s something like a fiver just for a ticket `round "my way" never mind a big bag of Revels and a thingie of 7-up.

. o O ( mmMMMmm Revels )

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:03, archived)

£10 a ticket

in the west end. unless you go to the prince charles, and then it's £2.50

(

the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)

did he fart or sumit?

(

?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:42, archived)

Neo's put a bit of weight on since the first one...

but that new costume is dead flattering

(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:43, archived)

Bumgay!

Or female..

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:45, archived)

The

latter

(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:46, archived)

What's that?

Both?

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:48, archived)

No...

That's tAtU.

(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)

I thought they were

faking it.

(

paw, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

they

are

(

the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)

For the record, done form the trailer

and the story in the newsletter.
mate claims to have it on 12 CDs, but I still would just rather wait till the cinema (if poss an off-time when not full of shrieking kids or knackers[irish meaning])

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:06, archived)

afternoon all

they're a bit small...
my site

(

?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:35, archived)

arf

you look all grown-up!

(

butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:35, archived)

quick!

to the off-licence! ;)

(

rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:36, archived)

go on!

get yer mate to video tape it or sommit... would make a great laugh!

(

SuperMatt, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:37, archived)

Things that would be good to do on film

It would be good to buy bog-roll and ask the lady at the counter "What is the proper use of this?"

Ask the lady at the pharmasy why they have a veriaty pack of tampons - surley you would know after a few times what one to go for?

Ask the pharmacy where you can score some weed

Goto the pub and ask to 'borrow' a pint, you'll return it with interest later. FACT: Some stranger told me to do that while in the pisser

errm.... im sure they are more.... how about asking to interview someoen who works in a convenance store 'for a school project'. Do it in a forign accent and every now-and-again speek jibberish.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

Watch you read a dictionary?

(

butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

go on be nice, even if it is a chore

(

Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

I suppose I could just ignore it

it just makes my brain bleed, that's all.
And I'm an old bitch.

(

butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)

don't worry,

I'm with you on this. The inability to spell gets right on my tits.

(

Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)

The Zebra did it

Bah'boom.

/me gets his coat.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

It turns out

the Zebra did it.

* flicks over to next page on 1001 jokes for kids *

(

djol, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)

I got there first

And your punishment is the following fact.

"Great minds think alike"

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)

fools...

post to b3ta

Hang on, that's not right...

(

LP, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)

comedy

gold. I can't believe you're giving this stuff away for free ;)

(

rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

withering looks

don't make exciting viewing...

(

thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)

...

>Do it in a forign accent and every now-and-again speek jibberish.

Well that's the latter part covered.

(

Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:56, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

Did you actualy cut it out? or 'chop it?

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:36, archived)

cut it out.. hence the size

(

?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:36, archived)

that's very good

cutting

(

Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)

cheers.

(

?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)

Your Are

Fantastic.

F@CT...

Nice website too

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

i need to "chill" i had exams today =(

(

?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

What exam was it?

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:42, archived)

triple science

(modualar)

(

?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:46, archived)

Hmmm..

You don't happent o be year 10 do you? We just did some exams like that..

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)

OK, here is what you need to awnser

My Relgion states that it is all gods fualt.

to every awnser...

I wonder what they would do about that?

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)

fail you?

(

Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)

My religion says its true

name me ONE teacher who would argue with that? they can't.

They arn't aloud to contractdict religion.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)

they can contradict

idiocy though.

(

Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

Not if it's your relgion

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)

when they ask, what relgion are you?

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:03, archived)

"We don't belive in names"

Or say "We are thinking of a name"

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:09, archived)

Oh-kay

and I imagine you believed the bollocks about putting Jedi down as your relgion on the last census.

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)

Is that a registared religion?

You could pretend to be the sad git on the last animiatrix film.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:20, archived)

if it's not the printed answer

it's wrong. and you'd lose marks for spelling :P

(

the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:01, archived)

Well that just shows

how god-damn-stupid the system is.

I wasn't aloud to use the computer in IT untill I wrote down a page on how i'ld go about doing whateva I was going to do.

We are talking about making some text Bold / Colours...

I only turned up for one lesson a month, did the months work, the substitute-teacher accused me of cheating. I then proceded to do it all infront of her again of a lunch-time detention.

She said I was free to go, so I said "Happy now?" - she gave me another hour's detention.

I crashed all the win 3.1 network.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

Mr Evans

the geography teacher. He'd argue with that.

(

thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:01, archived)

You are a b3ta regular

having a laugh

icmfp

(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:02, archived)

Yup, you could make a b3ta religion

that celebrates all things fluffy.

Im semmi seriouse, I got loads of teachers to back down on all manor of subjects.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:11, archived)

Threadjack

how many replys can you chain up?

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)

I guess it depends on the number

of words

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)

or does it?

I don't know

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)

My words are getting

crushed

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

Eventualy

they'll all be on a new line each

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

And that would be

pritty cool

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

oh mannnn

mine start properly tomorrow! what did you have today? calm yourself... surely gcses don't REALLY count for anything!

(

kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:47, archived)

GCSEs

are easy.
*FACT*

And they're not too important, so try not to get stressy.

(

Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

They don't

unless you want to go on to A-levels/whatever...

IE: They're important to you in terms of what you choose to do next, but they're not particularly important beyond that (unless it's another language or something useful like that).

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

which i do...

i blimmin hate exams i do

(

kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

Don't worry

do your revision and you'll be fine - results don't matter, just passes.

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

my head hurts

that is all

(

kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)

Sleep.

Sleep is gooood, don't sit in front of a computer screen/TV when your brain and eyes are tired, just go to sleep - it's absolutely the best way to relax before exams.

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

tcha

i failed an exam today. and it's part of a degree.

(

the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

haha

If only my printer worked. Woo you for giving it a go tho.

(

rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

oooh

did you use a scalpel type cutting instrument?

(

Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

i did

(

?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)

hehe

I wish I could cut half as straight as that.. Fortunately I've not needed to do much cutting since primary school..

(

Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

you wouldn't need to cut straight

more curvy i'd say...

(

new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:42, archived)

oh hush

obviously my cutting is so bad, I cannot even find the words to express it properly!

(

Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:45, archived)

Curvy rulers

for curvy lines

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)

ever so dashing

twirl them a bit and impress the ladies

(

butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

that`s

effin` A-1!

let`s all do one!

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:37, archived)

You're a bit of

young lad aren't you.

Do you want some sweets?

*rustle of paper bag secreted in pocket*

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:37, archived)

Can I have the ones he doesn't eat..

Please..?

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)

No,

but I have some puppies in my car...

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

Sure..

/follows into car..

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

Why should'nt you accept sweets from strangers?

today they are mostly rapped up anyway.

And if there drugs, all-the-better.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)

What kind of fool gives away free drugs?

Eh?

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

My point

exacly.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

these people do

www.freedrugs.com

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

I clicked..

And it kind of exists..

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)

i had that exact same thought

a mate offers you drugs and wont stop till you take it. if its that good why are they giving it away?
/mind piss

(icedragon, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)

arrgghh! paedo!

burn his legs!

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

ooh ooh

can I have the furry one, that's got stuck to the bag for months please, Uncle Bovine

(

Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

Ooo

can I haf a sweetie mister?

(

King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

plz can i have a red one

(

?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

Honestly,

you people sicken me...

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)

obviously

you've already eaten the red ones, as everyone knows strawberry is the nicest flavour?

(

Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:46, archived)

Blackcurrant

is the nicest flavour.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:47, archived)

only

in ribena.

(

Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

noooo

i always go for the green ones

(

kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

You freak!

No-one likes the green ones!!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

i know!

but it means there are always lots for me. i am greatly opposed to the combination of the yellow and green ones in opal fruits to make way for a blackcurrant one...

(

kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:52, archived)

Green smarties

am the bestest

Except for orange ones obviously.

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)

Unless

they're the special limited edition ones with little pictures of aliens and spaceships on. They taste HORRID!

(

Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

Ooh yeah

I'd forgot about them, they were right manky n 'orrible.

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:04, archived)

unless

the thing that is flavoured is crisps.

(

Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

any

peanut-brittle?

/old man

(

thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

are those the sweets

I saw you fishing out of the urinal earlier?

(

LP, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

It's the look

of mild shock that makes it

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

The Go! Team....

Hey, everyone
Just wanted to know if anyone hear has heard of the Go! Team? If not why not? Their really good, lots of clever stuff going on well worth checking out! If you havent heard them then you can download a track from
www.memphis-industries.com/sounds/goteam/pantherdash.mp3

(DONKEYBOY, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:25, archived)

If this weren't

such blatant spammage - I might admit to liking that.

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:27, archived)

Fuck

Memphis do some really good stuff

but a spamming cunt is a spamming cunt

(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:28, archived)

Hmmm

knobs

Don't click it if you don't wanna play their game.

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:31, archived)

Trinity Street

(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:33, archived)

Vauxhall

hmm I need to watch my diagonals

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:34, archived)

Nah

It's the name of a company that sends all this kids off spamming with only the promise of a signed poster or something.

Though it would appear they now have a rival called Traffic.

(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:35, archived)

Oh!

I thought we were in for a good game of MC

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)

see below

(

new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

You should read their rules

www.trafficonline.net/teamrules.cfm?page=1

It's like being at school

(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:47, archived)

read the rules? cheeky whippersnapper

i'm practically world-renowned for my interpretation of the bethlehem variation

(

new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

Look

a stoat!

(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

i used to be a member there

but i never did any spamming. and then i quit, cos they were annoying me.

(

the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:52, archived)

kensal rise

(

new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

ooh!

Birdcage walk

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)

didn't see that one coming

green park?

(

new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:44, archived)

ouch. nice counter move

Canary Wharf

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:48, archived)

Lovely

weather

(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

are mainline stations wild?

fenchurch street

(

new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)

I'm in nid

oh dear. I've thrown another one away.
Embankment

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

can i?

morning crescent

www.isihac.co.uk/shops/tapes.html#tape2

(

new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)

Cool, well played

I have about 100 episodes recorded off the radio anyway. Doesn't mean I get any better at MC though... I've lost my last 5 here

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:00, archived)

ahhh

ha ha ha

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

not as good as

"my gay love rival"

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:35, archived)

ha!

(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)

(kebab, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:27, archived)

this is terrible spam

but as it's on Memphis Industries, I might waste company bandwidth...

(

thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:27, archived)

Mechanically recovered pork product

doesn't go down to well here.

(

Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:27, archived)

I don't have sound at work

but when I get back, if I find that says something like "BUY MY SHIT" - im going to shove that threadwaste so far up your arss glasscock will be coming out of your ears.

But if it is funny/cool... I'll have to give you a bunny rabbit.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:28, archived)

tch

aren't threadwasters bastereds :)

(

Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:29, archived)

Aye

Almost as bad as hypocrytical bunny stompers.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:30, archived)

tee

hee

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butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:31, archived)

Don't click

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:29, archived)

too late! doh!

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:32, archived)

Fella

I'm sure the e-team you're part of is great fun, but not appreciated around here.

Why not go spam a radio station or some such instead eh!

(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:30, archived)

it's a "Traffic Team" thing

apparently.

(

thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:34, archived)

www.yourallgay.com

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wayward., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:32, archived)

glasscock

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

why?

Why have I not heard of them because...
hmmm.... coz it's crap. Thats all crap music by bad people

(

Sixola, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:32, archived)

I think he has gone

and this is like replying to a spammail that says the likes of

"Get your penis enlarged, pay for it with the money from the kenyan goverment's prince that was expeled"

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:35, archived)

no it's not.

(

thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)

Furry Muff

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.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

"Their really good"

Are you trying to correct the great imbalance or the usage of there/they're/their ?

(

Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

Having listened to the track

I must say that it's utter shite for people with 'the fin' as a hairstyle.

(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:09, archived)

The truth behind...

the world's most technologically advanced console.

It all makes sense now doesn't it?

(

MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:20, archived)

quick! fire up

Outrun!

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:21, archived)

Ha ha ha

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:21, archived)

hehehehe

nice one :)

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:21, archived)

Can I play

'Law Of the West'

(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:22, archived)

Gauntlet!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:23, archived)

Did they remake that for the Dreamcast?

I loved that game.

I really did.

And Space Crusade, that was cool....

/me goes to find an emu site...

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.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:26, archived)

try this one

www.rodhull.com

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:28, archived)

Why did

I click?

(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:29, archived)

cos

your gay?

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:29, archived)

Go fix

you're TV aerial

:)

(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:42, archived)

in you`re

dr£amz m8

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

Is it like one of those

magic boxes, where if you open it one way you get the coin back?

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:24, archived)

Hey c'mon...

the Commodore 64 wasn't that bad.

(

Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Mon 19 May 2003, 16:44, archived)

the commodore 64

was the best!!

How else could the X-Box be so damn good?

(

MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:09, archived)

Camp X-Ray Vision

What the "illegal Combatant" saw....

Camp X-Ray Vision

(Mr Joe Bangles, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:17, archived)

camp redexray for me

(mother inferior2, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:19, archived)

he saw

nothing?

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.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:20, archived)

Seeing....

You need to understand how the prisoners are being treated... eg. chained, gagged, blindfolded etc.....

(Mr Joe Bangles, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:21, archived)

there is no spon...

clever...

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djdirect, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:21, archived)

That was

my post like about posts ago...

More glass with your cock vicor?

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:25, archived)

Better take your

sarcasm detector back to the shop. I think it's broked.

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:28, archived)

along

with his internal spell-checker

(

butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:29, archived)

I thought djdirect

was a Paul, not a Victor..?

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:35, archived)

eh?

(i was talking about 90nzo)

(

butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:36, archived)

And I was making a comic reference to his phrase

"More glass with you cock vicor."

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)

now am I comprehending

(

butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:48, archived)

thats my vector

Victor..

edit: I'm in a BoredStiffAtWorkSilly mood today, so just ignore me ;)

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djdirect, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

We've got clearance

Clarence.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:42, archived)

Roger

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

gay gay gay gay

GAY

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:23, archived)

hi,

I don't think your host allow remote linking, so your pic won't show up on the board. if you have a look in the faq at the top of the page there are some helpful tips on finding a better host.

(

rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:30, archived)

lol

subtalty is lost on you =P

cheat on it, g'wan, I know you have.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:01, archived)

subtalty? sub totality?

still amusing red x pictures eh. they'll never get dull.

(

rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:09, archived)

EDIT: Look! People are wearing them too. Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.

(

rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:13, archived)

What is he

holding?

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:14, archived)

Looks a bit

like Domokun

(

wayward., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:15, archived)

a what?

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:16, archived)

Poor uneducated fool.

Domokun

(

wayward., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:17, archived)

Ohhh

I want one of those

but he is'nt holding one of 'em

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:18, archived)

dear

(

stevierar, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:18, archived)

one of these..

/repost whore.

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:21, archived)

oh my god

i love that!!!

(

Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:30, archived)

Ahhhh

thanks. Everyone else is sick of it, the number of times I've posted it :)

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:37, archived)

umm

I guess I'm just slow then. Or perhaps I was temporarily blinded/away from the board?

(

Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)

It's a bit like a Domokun

but not quite...

(

King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:17, archived)

Maybe it's a

X-Domokun ? like x-men?

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.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:19, archived)

Arf!!

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:14, archived)

Yay!

That's great!
I love Wilf Lunn.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:14, archived)

Cool

When's the interview happening?

(

wayward., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:14, archived)

Soon

Mike says he's done about 3/4 of the questions and it's going to be a good one.

(

rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:15, archived)

Yay

(

wayward., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:15, archived)

Yay!

Are we going to get to photoshop him, like the old days?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:16, archived)

feel free

I was going to ask but there isn't many good wilf pics out there. That's why I did this one - I had to think round the lack of pics.

(

rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:20, archived)

I'll do a drawing of him...

or something.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:22, archived)

huzzah

remember to email chthonic / mike with it - incase he doesn't catch it on the board.

(

rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:23, archived)

Will do,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:26, archived)

woo for Wilf though

Just been looking at his site. I'd forgotten about him. He was my childhood hero. Absolutely legendary. Can't wait for the interview.

(

Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:26, archived)

i met him

he came to my brownies group when i was a kid...... frightened me very much

(pussycat, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:31, archived)

ha ha ha

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:32, archived)

it wasnt funny!

i was affected by it!!!! i had nightmares about that tash...... i have new glasses too! woo for new glasses.... scratched em yet?

(pussycat, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:34, archived)

Surprisingly, no.

Then again, I've only played basketball in'em once so far...

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)

He just rang me at work

totally freaked me out. What a nice man, he's been having problems with his email.

(

chthonic, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

You lucky sod

I'd pay good money to be freaked out by Wilf.

(

Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)

no money needed

join a brownie group in calderdale

(pussycat, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:04, archived)

what a rubbish work rate

3 out of 4 questions....

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:18, archived)

I think an interview with Vincent Connare

the creator of the worlds most loved/hated font 'Comic Sans' would be a good interview.

Does anyone support this idea? Hmmmmm...

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:33, archived)

hehe

great :)

(

rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:15, archived)

mmmm

Pringles

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:16, archived)

Good pic

Gay font

Is that the bird out of Danger! High Voltage! ?

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:16, archived)

it's hitler. Boom. Tsk. indeed.

(

rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:17, archived)

s-e-X-X-X-y

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:19, archived)

hehehe

(

Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:20, archived)

fan

tabulous

(

Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:16, archived)

yay!

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:19, archived)

Brilliant Rob

Still formatting the interview as it stands - there's loads of it :)

If anyone else wants to contribute pictures, please do...

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chthonic, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:24, archived)

I was just saying,

I'll do a caricature or summat.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:27, archived)

yay for Wilf!

He's fantastically hatstand...

(

LP, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:26, archived)

Congratulations rob

this has to be the funniest bandwagon I've seen
created yet!
woooooooooo

(

anno domini hiatus, Mon 19 May 2003, 20:33, archived)

Decisions, decisions...

'Can I phone a friend..yes, I'll phone Craig David please.'

Nothing much more in there I'm afraid.

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Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Mon 19 May 2003, 16:13, archived)

He committed suicide.

ITV says they'll pay for the funeral, but they won't pay for the coffin

(mother inferior2, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:18, archived)

not again

please, let that joke die the death it deserves.
/pleading

(

Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:22, archived)

sorry Pootle

I shall cremate it this afternoon

(mother inferior2, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:30, archived)

muchly.
By the way any unemployed people, if you go to the local crematorium at about 5.30pm, they should let you have all the flowers for free, as they just get thrown away.
Gather them up in bunches, go to your nearest mainline train station, and sell them to commuters at £2.50 a bunch.
Easy money

(

Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:34, archived)

i read what the text says unfortunately

its too small for me

(

evil pixie, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:25, archived)

Just a moment Chris , I know this one...

It's definately A, no hang on, maybe B or it could be C...

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Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

Look at the file name if you are a cheating bastered

/edit clue:

I just read Daily Mail's review of the new matrix film..... daily mail sucks.

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.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:12, archived)

redex?

(

sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:12, archived)

Nope

but it's there on purpus.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:13, archived)

purpos? spon? bastered?

hmmm.

(

djdirect, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:14, archived)

Did you cheat?

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:18, archived)

I always cheat.

I live a cheating way of life.

(

djdirect, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:20, archived)

Wasn't that a Jet Li movie?

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:20, archived)

there is no spong

(

MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:16, archived)

more or less

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:17, archived)

Im a cheating bastard

fact

(Digital Midget, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:14, archived)

hmm

Maybe the film sucks and the Mail was right eh?

(

djdirect, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:15, archived)

I hate the mail's views on videogames and stuff like that

but I can't help but to read them while on the bog. Perfictly sized.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:16, archived)

the matrix is a mediocre film the matrix is a mediocre film the matrix is a mediocre film the matrix is a mediocre film the matrix is a mediocre film the matrix is a mediocre film the matrix is a mediocre film the matrix is a mediocre film the matrix is a mediocre film the matrix is a mediocre film the matrix is a mediocre film the matrix is a mediocre film the matrix is a mediocre film the matrix is a mediocre film the matrix is a mediocre film the matrix is a mediocre film

It is. I am right, everyone else is wrong.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:35, archived)

how can you say that?

It's the most thorough disection of modern quasi-philisophical opinions, released in recent times.
Sorry, I think I was thinking of The Never Ending Story.
You're pretty much right on The Matrix, it's alright, but it's really just a Holodeck episode of Star Trek

(

Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)

it's not

as good as tron is it.

(

rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

but neither's

sex.
or so I've been told, sigh

(

Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

don't worry,

one day you'll get to see Tron...

(

djdirect, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:45, archived)

can I get

to see sex first please

(

Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:47, archived)

no it's not

Tron is beautifully styled.

The Matrix just throws everything in with no subtlty.

And thinks wearing shades is cool.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:45, archived)

Sgt McKenzie calls in an airstrike

clicky bigpants

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:10, archived)

that is just lovely

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:11, archived)

Yay!

For war-mongering rodents!

(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:12, archived)

more

than lovely

(

Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:13, archived)

that is ace

i would say it but i dont wanna jinx it!

wyh!!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:13, archived)

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