danger danger!

( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:01, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!
The daft bugger!
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:02, archived)

high voltage?

?
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:02, archived)

when we touch..
when we kiss!
( carrot rope, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:10, archived)

danger danger!

( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:11, archived)

like it, like it.
Frontpagetastic.
Evening, Mrs
( Nacho, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:14, archived)

*well heeeeeeello*
;)
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:15, archived)

I've been on a Hen weekend for the last 4 days in Devon
It was highly amusing.
( Nacho, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:17, archived)

i can imagine!
:)
i don't think we are coming down for the bash this weekend :(
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:19, archived)

What!!
Who can annoy and dance at?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:23, archived)

Well, I'm not going anyway, cos I've got the wedding to go to.
I might meet up with everyone on the Sunday if they're all going down the pub.
( Nacho, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:23, archived)

What!
What and what and what!
All my girls deserting me!!
I shall have to go and get new ones, you see if I don't!!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:26, archived)

don't!!!!!!!
it's just i would rather come down either without mila on a beanie.. or with her on a very relaxed long weekend - but there are other commitments here.
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

I understand
I wsa just being..um me, really.
I shall just lavish my attentions on Dutchbird...the poor woman. ;)
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

Well, you can always come down another time
seeing as you're only half hour away. Or stay till the Sunday. Bet you don't. Bet you don't. Bet you don't.
( Nacho, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

I can't stay till Sunday,
I have other commitments.
You lot could of course come up to Horsham for an evening.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

pfft
Yeah, delightful Horsham - who needs Brighton?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

Bah!
I have to go and make tommorows lunch and breakfast.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:38, archived)

course he won't
he's a pussy... :)
anyway inflatable kerry won't let him!
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

How dare you, I...
*sigh*
You're right.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

can you take
some pictures?
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

i reckon there is
a strong pissabolity of that happening!
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

i could go on..
..
( carrot rope, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:15, archived)

That is very
good. W/Y! :)
( paw, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:02, archived)

High vooaaltage!
*BOOM!*

Love it!
( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:03, archived)

i was thinking of a comedy
BOOM!

but i'm not good at that sort of thing - i might ask hugo to edit it later :)
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:04, archived)

mindpiss!!!
.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:08, archived)

hahaha
new no hands!
( lemonhead, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:03, archived)

Haha!
YAY!

That's fantabulous!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 20 May 2003, 22:03, archived)

Setting off explosives in your hands
may turn you into a blind, black pianist.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:03, archived)

Looks like a Buggles video.
Super.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:03, archived)

yes!
what a fantastic thing to see first on the board this evening :)
( zerolicious, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:04, archived)

nice
like it.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:04, archived)

hello miss :)

( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:05, archived)

hello you.
:)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

y'alright?
i saw mention earlier that your job is going good :) top news! smash all the walls!! woo!
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:07, archived)

heh heh heh.
Only work experience, but yes, it's fun so far.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

what are you doing?
is it interior-oriented?
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

a bit.
not much mind.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

job? good?
I'm glad. What's the wall smashing about? Have you moved into demolition?
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:08, archived)

and more to the point,
what's she using for demolition tools? :)

we need to be told
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

big balls
are good for it, I've heard.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

smashing balls!

( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

He seems to turn into
that guy from Fishbone...
( Artamnesia, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

hahaha...
top notch :-)
( eclectech, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

RAH
Muchos Excelenty!

*woo, FP already! Hoooge YAYS!*
( Hugo Rune, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:08, archived)

Personally
I would have left the hands in.

I'll tell you something else;

(Baj has had a poo at pauls. I would give it a few mins, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:08, archived)

oh I love that
I always laugh far too much when the lil' kid falls down the stairs
(KnitWit, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:19, archived)

BOOM
He go BOOM!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:08, archived)

BooooooooooooooooooooooooM
:)
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:09, archived)

Tee hee hee!
BOOOOMM!!!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:11, archived)

ace
stuff.
( santexo, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:09, archived)

ha
ha!
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:10, archived)

hehe
nice :)
( rogan, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:11, archived)

hurrah!
almost all my favourite people in one thread!

*does the happy dance*
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:12, archived)

yay!
it's like a reunion or something!
( rogan, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:15, archived)

indeed.
has it got a late license?
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

got a lock in mate : )
your round?
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

Yay for dancing!
*does happy dance too*
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:15, archived)

*hands in the air*
:)
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:20, archived)

want to borrow my "boom!"?

( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:23, archived)

yes please!!! : )
actually... can you just edit your first post above and post it there?

that would be woosome!

(edit) that works splendidly, i owe you a pint :)
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

woosomely done!
anything for a yaysome type like yourself.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

hahaha
woo!
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:12, archived)

It's no good
I've pissed meself.
( Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:14, archived)

Hahaha.
www.urban75.com/Punch/davidson.html

It's not as good as the URL might suggest.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:01, archived)

but still
quite pleasing!
( barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:03, archived)

...

( lemonhead, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:53, archived)

and think of how much time
it took to make that card thing
(nympho_maniac_with_scissors_and_epilepsy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:53, archived)

Tell me about it
No opposing thumbs!!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:59, archived)

woo! wooooooo! WOO!!!!

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

Do it, Doug!
Do it!
( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

hahaha
I keep waiting for the cards to fall...


and waiting...


and waiting...
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

If you watch for long enough, they will fall down
Honest
/lie
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:55, archived)

I liked the tension
i.e. it was too difficult ;)
( lemonhead, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:57, archived)

if I watch them long enough
without doing anything else, the electric company will shut off the power, and I won't be able to watch them anymore
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:58, archived)

easy does it
eeeaaaassssyyy dddoooooessss it
woo
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:57, archived)

hahaha...
:-)
( eclectech, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:59, archived)

Evil Mouse.
I like that.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:05, archived)

i swear he was looking at me

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:48, archived)

does it have a hairpiece on?
how rare..

woo!
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:50, archived)

You're back?
And I'm going again...It's my turn on tekken...I got sick of beating them so I've let them play each other for a round...

Me good at tekken:)
( Az The Spaz, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

oi oi dood.
just back fer the day, i gotta get a train to manc again tomorrow for another gig. We fucking slayed em last night. We're through to the final heat of this battle of the bands thing we've been in. After this one, its national finals time...
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:56, archived)

Woo Hoo
Class!

I let them play another round just to post this message:)

I'll talk more when I'm home...I'm at my friends at the mo getting drunk:)
( Az The Spaz, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:58, archived)

I will kick your ass!
Any character, don't care. (Although given the choice, June Kazama (T2 incarnation) or Doctor B (purely for comedy value)).

I own joo! :)
( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:57, archived)

FUCK OFF
There's only my brother who's EVER beaten me fair at tekken!!!

It's my first time playing tekken 4 though and it's quite good:)
( Az The Spaz, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:00, archived)

gosh
there's real FEELING in your post.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:00, archived)

i could kick your ass with jin.....

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:07, archived)

Is that
Neil Hamilton?
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:52, archived)

looks like it to me.
Where's that harridan of a wife?
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:56, archived)

that isn't a penguin
is it?
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:56, archived)

Tallest penguin ever!
*fact*
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 20 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

might not be here tomorrow, so i'm posting this now

happy birthday to me tomorrow,
happy birthday to me tomorrow,
etc (yawn)
EDIT thanks all!! should i say that i'll be thirty?
( abaddon, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:45, archived)

woo
hippo bathday!
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:45, archived)

I digress..
...but you remind me of another "diary-related anecdote" (see lower down).

We had a teacher at school who used to leave a desk diary on his desk. We used to look at it whilst waiting for him to come into the class.

His life was so predictable and routine that his diary had regular entries like:

"Buy Petrol"

and best of all:

"Bath"
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:48, archived)

You should have put
"Bath in Petrol" in it and see if he'd do it
( xian, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:49, archived)

or "Buy Bath"
He was a maths teacher. He had a bit of a speech impediment and often used to pronounce his "r"s as "l"s.

He was therefore known as "ploof".
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:51, archived)

or was he just
a stereotypical japanese person?
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:52, archived)

scottish as they come.
With hindsight I realise that he was actually a lovely guy. But he made a rather easy target for ridicule for the 12-18 age group.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
the last entry in my diary reads "stopped writing in diary".

it lasted a week and began with "found some badgers".
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:50, archived)

That's the saddest thing I've ever read
You should have secretly written "3:00 pm appt with femdom" and then let your friends find it.
( Artamnesia, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:59, archived)

4pm - solve some quadratic equations
would have been more like it.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:02, archived)

hippie barfday!

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

happly
birfmday!
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

happy
b'day

yay yay and yay

Edit:
And I', 29, May the 29~th
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

Happy Birthday!
to you tomorrow
(nympho_maniac_with_scissors_and_epilepsy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

happy happy
bidet
( Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:47, archived)

hbty

( xian, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:47, archived)

for gods sake,
it's his birthday, it's something that's only ever going to happen to him a hundred or so times ever, and birthdays are pretty special, so isn't it a bit rubbish to just say that in four letters?
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:49, archived)

n

( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:50, archived)

that made me laugh very fucking loudly!!

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:51, archived)

birthdays
aren't anything special
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:50, archived)

yes they are!
if there's one day that's going to be special, it's that. if the miracle of birth isn't something to be celebrated, what is?
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:51, archived)

Why celebrate it at aribtrary intervals
Like yearly?
( xian, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:52, archived)

what's arbitrary about years?
they're less important in this day and age, but they're deeply ingrained culturally, given that they used to have a more important effect on daily life.

actually, you're right! we should all go out and be happy because being alive is pretty fucking special every day!
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

Got it

( xian, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:55, archived)

Years are also astronomical events
whether or not they are culturally observed.
( Artamnesia, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:57, archived)

this is true, i suppose they are
once around the sun, and all. i was thinking more along the lines of the seasonal cycle, and the fact that it was an impressive feat in this day and age where staying alive is easier.
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:59, archived)

Oh yes - no argument there
just pointing out that years aren't arbitrary things. Imagine if they were, though and sometimes the seasons whizzed by one every week and other times it took five years to complete the cycle.
( Artamnesia, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:02, archived)

that'd be mad
all in a week! wow!
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:03, archived)

the miracle of b3ta?
the miracle of wanking?

the miracle of a good hard shag, even.

or the miracle of decent coffee in Britain.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:52, archived)

and could you enjoy any of these miracles
without the miracle of birth?
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:55, archived)

you have an unassailable point, my friend.
it's the biggie, really, in human miracle terms.

Although the miracle of a good hard shag is, in turn, essential to the process.

Chicken and egg?
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:58, archived)

but would that make
the miracle of wanking a kind of anti-chicken?
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:01, archived)

or training?
?
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:04, archived)

Coffee In UK
Never mind getting a decent cup of coffee... I get one at home every day (coffee that is)... Try getting one away from home at a decent PRICE... under a pound is RARE.

p.s. any tips on getting the other subject of your post (a decent hard SHAG)?

Thought not...
( Amos E Wolfe enjoys the comedy value of ecclefechan tarts, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:16, archived)

seduce a coffee-loving woman with your home-brewed miracles...
?
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:19, archived)

aww
hippy yardbath for the moz
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:48, archived)

I'm 44 in 3 weeks
hurrah
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:51, archived)

hurrah!
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

Birthdays are always nice.
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:53, archived)

happy birthday!

( eclectech, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:57, archived)

Eustace -The Little Monkey Who Wanted More


apologies to B.Kliban
( santexo, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:44, archived)

eeeeh blimey
these are a bit good, aren't they!
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:45, archived)

s'lovely
It really is
( xian, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:45, archived)

woo engaged!

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:45, archived)

I wish
I had a job
(nympho_maniac_with_scissors_and_epilepsy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

( Tedious, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

I love your posery stuff sir.
Long may it continue!
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

it's amazing!!!
nuff said
( Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

That's
fantastic!

( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:47, archived)

SLEEPY KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:49, archived)

Isn't it
the cutest thing ever?
( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:49, archived)

yes!

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:51, archived)

hahaha
that is excellent!
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:47, archived)

I like these,
I've missed 'em.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:48, archived)

I am buying a cheap digital camera tomorrow
to witness brighton
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:49, archived)

Yay!
Think of the fun!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:53, archived)

Ha ha ha!
That's frickin' wicked!
( fuzzbucket, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:49, archived)

Yowza!
that is indeed quite excellent
( Quelabra Search Guard Successor, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:49, archived)

That is bloody fantabulars!
I think I love you
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:50, archived)

Fab stuff.
Monkeys are great.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:50, archived)

brilliant stuff!

( barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:51, archived)

hahaha
that job does look totally sweet!
( rogan, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:57, archived)

wow, there you are!
I haven't seen you in forever!

I missed you.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:59, archived)

awww
youve missed some good nights out.
Mat is trouble.
( santexo, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:07, archived)

*cries*
I'm down next weekend, you know. Come and play.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:11, archived)

damn
straight.

mail me with your itenerary.
( santexo, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:17, archived)

I think half of the annoying emails in my inbox
must be penned by Eustace.
( Artamnesia, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:03, archived)

woo yay far canal!
:)

add me to the list of people who missed you...
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:03, archived)

That last speech bubble alone is funnier than most stuff I have seen on here in God-knows how long!

(Baj has had a poo at pauls. I would give it a few mins, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:18, archived)

Please don't pick on me


It's not big and it's not clever
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:40, archived)

he has a rather large nose,
but he's still cute
(nympho_maniac_with_scissors_and_epilepsy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:41, archived)

don't want to waste a new thread for this...
...so I'll park it here if that's OK.

NSFW
This is the best spam mail I've had in ages. I love the image sequence and especially the unsubscribe link at the bottom.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:44, archived)

"no more please"
*snigger*
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:47, archived)

badum tish
that's the one...

edit - I find the use of the word "nuts" inexplicably funny too.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:49, archived)

has anyone seen my stapler

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:43, archived)

is that the one thats the biggest opera house in europe?
or another one, perhaps the crappest shed in Derby or sommat?
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:44, archived)

that's the one
hes gay
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:45, archived)

whats
bad about sheds from Derby?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:45, archived)

I was looking at my boss's schedule on our Exchange server today...
...trying to figure out when I can pin him down for a meeting.

On the day I had in mind he has two things in the diary -

1) Afternoon off.

2) Take delivery of shed.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

I think this guy has it.

( Tedious, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:45, archived)

yup
'twas in Rotterdam last I heard, building small channels of hope.
( Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

Inspired from earlier
and i finally got off my arse and made it...

the real reason that NEIL armstrong was the first bloke on the moon
( Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:40, archived)

I thought
it was Stretch Armstrong...
( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:51, archived)

Badger tit

( barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

Oh yes!
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger!
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

Ah, but
Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit Tit!
( Fronds are waving gently on, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:19, archived)

How
rare.
( Tedious, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:40, archived)

heh!
That's a very Tedmus answer. I thought you were he for a moment
( barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:41, archived)

The two of us do get confused every so often.
On another note, this is my 2222nd post.
( Tedious, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:42, archived)

woo for
arbitrary milestones! And woo for a chance to repost my 3333rd celebration animation too.
( barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:44, archived)

Hurrah.
I'm rapidly approaching 6666 so I better think up something suitably evil.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:45, archived)

i'd expect
nothing less!
( barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

is that 6666 games of connect 4?

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:52, archived)

Haha.
You're still ahead.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:56, archived)

so did I
are they same person one asks
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:44, archived)

woo!
hoopla!
(nympho_maniac_with_scissors_and_epilepsy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:41, archived)

Mmmm.
Fierce little bastards though.
Splendid.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:41, archived)

woo
i want one... but it'd probably have my arm off
( Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:41, archived)

I'd like one,

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:42, archived)

Spitzenklasse!

( Quelabra Search Guard Successor, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:49, archived)

he/she/it is very lovely.
well done.
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:52, archived)

yay
bloody moovellous!
( zerolicious, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:10, archived)

You're Lebowski, I'm Lebowski
Well, that's just teriffic!
(Sybil 'n' Tess, Wed 21 May 2003, 15:46, archived)

Sorry, hummus drought tonight

( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

Looks like a stockbroker.
Best leave him to sink.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:42, archived)

it sucks but it rhymes

linko
(DrLZRDMN, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

We can't see your pic.
Which comes of something of a relief considering how big it is. Or was.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

i fixed the size
i think its the hosts fault, villagephotos.com
(DrLZRDMN, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:40, archived)

We can't see it.
I'm assuming they don't like remote linking.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:41, archived)

i dont think they mind
img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/129788/heave.jpg">but this link might work
(DrLZRDMN, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:43, archived)

I think they do.
I seem to remember other people trying them and it not working for them either. Your link is borked too, by the way.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:43, archived)

Red and ex don't really rhyme that well

(Kimbo, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

I can't conradict your statement,
but I can add 2 of my own.
1. It's HUUUUGE! It's blocking out the SUN!!
2. It's a broken link!
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

it the stupid
host
(DrLZRDMN, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:41, archived)

It's not the
hostess with the mostest, is it?
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:41, archived)

No, that's
Bruce Forsyth.
( Tedious, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:43, archived)

I can't believe that cunt's not
dead yet.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:44, archived)

YOu have
overcooked your bandwidth allocation.
( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:42, archived)

Henry The Molar Thing

( Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:36, archived)

woo...
he's fabulous :-)
( eclectech, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:37, archived)

My First Graphics Tablet
giving it a christening with monsters
( Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

not
crudely drawn nobs? Shame on you!
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:40, archived)

try this
www.sargant.com/b3ta/cock_rel.jpg
( Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:42, archived)

he did do...
a very nice cock earlier :-)
( eclectech, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:43, archived)

how was the naked rollercoaster?

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

that was
SirSandGoblin
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

Actually, SirSandGoblin and Sargent are two DIFFERENT people.

You might recognize Sargent by the word "Sargent" after all his posts.
( EvS, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

I am aware of that,
but I thought Sargent was doin it too?
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:40, archived)

pedant alert

( Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:41, archived)

If(strName = Sargent)
{
strName = Sargant;
}
( EvS, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:42, archived)

I think you'll find that...
the test you're after is one of these:

Perl: (strName eq "Sargent")

C: (strName == "Sargent")

Modula-2: (strName = "Sargent")

VB: (strName = "Sargent")
(Fellmeister, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:55, archived)

i think you'll all find
it's spelt sargAnt
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:38, archived)

That was SirSandGoblin.

( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

wasn't me
it was that Goblin twunt.
he's not back yet, he left at about 10 this morning.

i may text him now to make sure he hasn't been kidnapped
( Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:40, archived)

yeah, I thought you were doing it too?

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:40, archived)

Where's he gonna
keep his phone?!!
( EvS, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:41, archived)

You don't want to know.

( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:43, archived)

I can only think of one place, and im ashamed to be doing so.....

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:43, archived)

don't ask.
just, don't.

his hair.
( Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:44, archived)

Extremely good point
Let's hope no answer comes
( xian, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:44, archived)

Who needs nakedness
when you've got hummus like that!
( EvS, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

wooo!
:)
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

click....click...click yay I'm there

( The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:36, archived)

Woo to you.
Missed my 2000th post, dammit.
( Tedious, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

Oooo.
Well done. proud moment.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

That's
4.9875311720698254364089775561097 times more than me. (Just missed my 400th. Dammit!)
( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

yay!
congratulations!
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

Well done!

( Quelabra Search Guard Successor, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

yay!
congratulations... and woo to the pic :-)
( eclectech, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

i bet he's tired!

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:33, archived)

I wish
I had a penguin lamp
(nympho_maniac_with_scissors_and_epilepsy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:33, archived)

My friend
claims she has penguin & turtle porn
(nympho_maniac_with_scissors_and_epilepsy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:35, archived)

Penguins and turtles together
or two separate branches of animal porn?
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:36, archived)

Im not sure
if she meant both together or hat, it was quite confusing and rather disturbing
(nympho_maniac_with_scissors_and_epilepsy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:37, archived)

oops
***or WHAT
(nympho_maniac_with_scissors_and_epilepsy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:37, archived)

together or hat?

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:51, archived)

me too
I feel deprived.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

do you like kittens much?
?
(nympho_maniac_with_scissors_and_epilepsy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:40, archived)

I bet he's blind.....
I want a personal Penguin DiscoTM anyways...
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:34, archived)

.

(Ampersand, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:31, archived)

Hee hee
I used to love that stuff.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:32, archived)

yes!
woo!
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:35, archived)

Playpeople
Were great.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:36, archived)

The parasite or Facehugger as it is most commonly called is the second stage of a Xenomorph's development.

( Quelabra Search Guard Successor, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:29, archived)

*punches screen*
Fuck off fucking spider bastard! not sucking on MY face!
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:32, archived)

Argh!
Love it!
( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:33, archived)

quelabra!
just to inform you that you won the b3ta origins challenge with 5/12.
that is all
( Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:37, archived)

what were the answers?

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

Actually
its the chestburster that bursts out of the chest, the face hugger just plants the eggs inside the victim (*dodges attack*)
(Chimi Changa, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:33, archived)

McCartney Menage a Trois?




hell, handbasket, etc.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:25, archived)

mwahahahaha!

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:26, archived)

that photo was taken shortly before paul pulled out
and Heather Mills fell over...
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:30, archived)

i wonder?
is it a stump?
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:28, archived)

.

( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:29, archived)

ha ha ha!!!!

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:31, archived)

I was pissen me sen
as soon as I saw his face, but then whe I saw the sign I nearly fell of the chair
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:33, archived)

I just
wet myself laughing... :)


Not really! Honest!
( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:31, archived)

One way ticket I would have thought.
:-)
( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:28, archived)

ha ha ha!
inspired!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:28, archived)

inspired
by junk mail, a plethora of ps opportunities in my mailbox each and every day
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:31, archived)

it's not
totally useless then?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:35, archived)

fills
the morning hours anyway. delete, delete, delete... save...delete, delete, delete....
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

Ha ha ha
Took me a while to add them up...
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:30, archived)

ha!

( Quelabra Search Guard Successor, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:30, archived)

Eyes down again...


Calls: Meal for two, One Fat Lady, Up in heaven, No longer Legs Eleven, Two Little Dykes
(Fellmeister, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:31, archived)

Thats where they are then

( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:25, archived)

ohhh
Peter Falkland Islands?
( xian, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:27, archived)

well
I've got a bit of a one track mind tonight
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:28, archived)

Acting with malvinas aforethought?
/Peculiar legal pun
( xian, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:29, archived)

exc
elent
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:30, archived)

if you turn your monitor upside down
it looks like a turkey eating ugly eggs
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:32, archived)

how
the hell did you spot that?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:42, archived)

turned his monitor upside down
I'd imagine :)
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:43, archived)

JEFF
YOUR ALL GEEKY TWATS!
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:22, archived)

bring back jeff
that's what i say!
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:23, archived)

He was
a good lad..
( EvS, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:24, archived)

how rude.

(KurutteiruRisu, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:23, archived)

Yes,
but kudos for the site-appropriate grammar.
(Cheril, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:24, archived)

Who is this Jeff?
And I'm a DORKY twat, thank you very much!
(Kimbo, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:25, archived)

don't you remember JEFF?
he was the original board spammer, and he ruled. more than even djhetz!
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:26, archived)

I think
Jeff was before my time
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:28, archived)

Any relation to
Jeff K?

Anyone here old enough to remember B1FF?
( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:30, archived)

Are you
drunk?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:30, archived)

no
but wasn't he great?
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:32, archived)

He was
the topsest.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:34, archived)

(Baj has had a poo at pauls. I would give it a few mins, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:29, archived)

i know i am
i'm a creaky squeaky leaky cheeky cliquey sneaky freaky reekie peaky zeeky (boogy doog) geeky twat
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:29, archived)

spacefish!
Hello.



That was all really, just haven't seen you in a long while :)
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:31, archived)

hello!
i've been in london, where there is no internet at all. had a great time, but now i've got to finish my dissertation. it seems i can program and drink at the same time though, which has helped matters. hope this evening finds you well :)
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:34, archived)

well enough :)
no internet in London at all? ;)

I thought it was standard procedure to program drunk. At least that's what I always told my boss...
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

don't forget
bouncy, flouncy, trouncy, pouncy, fun fun fun fun fun!
(Cheril, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:32, archived)

but the most wonderful thing about geeky twats is
i'm the only one
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm the only one

*prreeooww!*
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:35, archived)

I'd just like
everyone to know that I've just booked my 'business' trip to Amsterdam!

WOO!
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 20 May 2003, 21:31, archived)