Is this okay?
I've had a personal web site for the last 5 years, within which is a "weblog" thing, where I keep my far-flung friends up to date on me. Since being here, various pix have caused me no end of amusement and where I used to use emoticons to express my mood, sometimes the pix posted here serve the purpose so much better.

To have a look, go to www.stevelaker.net and then to the "Weblog".

Each pic is credited with a link to the maker's homepage or b3ta profile and the links that I post for the benefit of my less "out there" friends to games etc are credited to b3ta at the bottom of the page.

Since I do the ferreting and report to my mates who aren't b3tans, I figure this is okay. I just need a little "tick" from you folk.

BTW: some of the older pix may not be credited (soz). If they belong to anyone, please let me know and I'll add a credit or delete them. Also, if someone doesn't want me to use a pic, let me know and I'll graciously delete.

Thanks for your time.

I love it here and I hope I'm allowed to stay.
( <>Dog www.londonprintbrokers.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:50, archived)

As long as you download the pictures you like
and put them on your own server..
( dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:50, archived)

Which it looks like you've done..
So as long as you credit them, I don't see a probelm. They're not my pictures though...
( dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:52, archived)

looks good to me
although i noticed this one which was actually done by tedmus...
( zerolicious, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:53, archived)

Ok.
I shall pass it on to the relevant authorities...

I have nothing to do with this :)
( dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:53, archived)

Sorted

( <>Dog www.londonprintbrokers.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:09, archived)

you said brainstuff
on the site
( Reverend Dan HIIII!!! :D, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:20, archived)

Sorry!
You people all look the same: Just text, no boat races, it's hard to tell you apart.

Anyway, Tedmus is now creditededededed, BS and you is removed.

I'm a spastic, okay? Which reminds me of a joke...

/ coat
( <>Dog www.londonprintbrokers.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:32, archived)

yeah, if its a load of people gonna be viewing em
itll eat whoever did it's bandwidth...
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:52, archived)

sofa so good!
i wrote a poem of the same name, once upon a time... :)

www.legend.yorks.com/~gwawr/tacobella/sofa.html
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:54, archived)

On that note...
Night all.
( Hugo Rune, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:56, archived)

Yep, correct!
it is!
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:58, archived)

Night night
Sleep tight
Make sure the bedbugs don't drink the case of 1905 port that you've got under the stairs as an investment.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:58, archived)

That's fine
much better than hotlinking. Btw, I made this picture if you would like to give me credit. :-)
( Artamnesia, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

Done
Sorry.

Everyone should be credited now.
( <>Dog www.londonprintbrokers.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:41, archived)

WooHoo... a chance to plug my blog
www.u-muppet.co.uk
( Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

fine by me, but
you missed the other image from my post :¬p
( Reverend Dan HIIII!!! :D, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

Which
image?

Sorry.

Tell me and I'll post you on my site if you like.

You really wanna be viewed by, like, 10 ppl per week?
( <>Dog www.londonprintbrokers.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:43, archived)

Hmmm
I tried the poem generator linked in your blog on the index to my site and got this:

Ngā ringa!
Mmmmmm... spicy brains! Let death 
get in the fear! 
The future:
Hover beanies for cheese!
He pānui mo te tau 2020.
HOT ASIAN with the casting in the GIMP.
Tony and his bottle.

curiouser and curiouser!
and this pic was done by Mystery Bob, I think.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:18, archived)

Ta 4 that
Sorry MB: all credited now
( <>Dog www.londonprintbrokers.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:28, archived)

Bored without my proper pooter

So I drew a picture of a kitten chasing a butterfly.
( GR33DY, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:49, archived)

aaaawww
8)
( Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:52, archived)

fat kitten.
:)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:02, archived)

not fat!
just big boned!
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

Butterflies are high in fat,
I think :)
( GR33DY, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

President Bush's problem was identified upon x-ray.
He really does have a memory like a fish.


( MrUppity, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:48, archived)

hahahahaha
the hummus is strong tonight!
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:49, archived)

Ooooo.
Smashin'
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:51, archived)

Is that a bullet
by the right eye.
(Spinkeh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:55, archived)

probably
i din't put it there.
it was him -> (*_*)
( MrUppity, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:57, archived)

ha ha ha

( Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:55, archived)

ahhhaha!
virtual nose folding shenanigans!! love it!
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:01, archived)

.

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:44, archived)

That made me laugh out loud!

( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:46, archived)

W/Y/H
lol, genuine LOL

What do you think of my movie?


Good Night All.
( Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Tue 20 May 2003, 22:46, archived)

I doubt admins can get your password.
They are probably MD5 encrypted...impossible to just read. But they might not be..

http://www.b3ta.com/users/password.php works though..
( dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:48, archived)

froze
on me after 10 seconds, music kept playing, no images.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:56, archived)

Did the PreLoader
thing happen?
( Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:00, archived)

yes
played for a few seconds, settled in for a good grin, then white screen. (or was it supposed to be like that? I watched the white screen for a full ten seconds)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

hahaha
silly
( cwethan, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:47, archived)

Ho Ho.
Rabbits are great.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:48, archived)

TJ!
if anyone sees zog around tell him to email me and ill allocate more bandwidth for him
Night all...
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:49, archived)

Up thar.
/\
( dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:54, archived)

I'm imagining
them talking in silly Manc accents, like the rathergood vikings. but i don't know why! class like.
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:57, archived)

funny you should say that
me being from Manchester and all... glad you like.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:58, archived)

woo
Manchester rocks!


Actually its a shithole, and the sooner I get out, the better......
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:01, archived)

in
deed my friend. indeed.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

While we're on skateboarding rabbits...
www.b3ta.com/board/692450
( cr3bot, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

On me head John!


...5467, 5468, 5469 etc
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:42, archived)

I love the way the ball bounces
woo!
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:43, archived)

simpleton....
:-D
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:44, archived)

I never claimed
otherwise
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:50, archived)

fair play.
"hur hur hur...."
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:52, archived)

Squishy bouncy!
Early al-qaeda:


( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:45, archived)

ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:45, archived)

to Hell with you, follow the obscideon brick road....
Woo!!!!!
( lady_delirium, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:48, archived)

hahahahahaha
woo!
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:48, archived)

I
can see the strings
(convicious, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:09, archived)

Is it still
your birthday?
( Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:44, archived)

Yes...
...my birthday ends when 'Talk like Mr T' day starts.

Foo!
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:54, archived)

8)

( Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:56, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I want something sweet.

I keep on getting up to go look in the cabinets and the fridge, but sadly nothing has materialized since the last time...
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:00, archived)

I'm sweet.
and I have crisps. Righteous crisp fury.
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

in your floor?
I want cake, I think.

I think I will go now and get some. And I'll go pick up my FedEx package that they tried to deliever while I was at work.

Be back later :)
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:09, archived)

Yay for cake!
*burp*
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

Ah! I hope you saw Nitapus'
hippo birdie message from this morning....

Hippie bopday an' that.
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:59, archived)

I keep waiting
for it to get sucked into his mouth
(KnitWit, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:44, archived)

Boing.
Boing Boing Boing Boing.... etc etc.
Like a ping pong ball on a vaccuum cleaner
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:49, archived)

anyone want a game of....
isketch
www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml
room b3ta (scroll down)
(Swany, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

I'm utterly shite at that game.
Yep, I'm in.
( Hugo Rune, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

Is it anything like...
...PICTIONARY???
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:41, archived)

it's everything like pictionary
except you sometimes get major lag so you are typing the word but it's not coming up.. etc...


it's addictive, stay away.
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:42, archived)

it's mega internet crack
.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:44, archived)

It's everything like Pictionary..
and more!
( Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:42, archived)

I wanna playyyyyyyyy
but I cannnnnnnnnnnt....
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:46, archived)

firewall problems?
or just you can't physically bring yourself to click on the link?
( Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:49, archived)

I'm on a LAN that wont let me connect to outside servers...

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:53, archived)

Its shite.
Well, alright. I'm shite at it.

Mystery Bob just told me that I sucked at it.

So I left in a huff coz he's a big bumgay!

Mind you, some people didn't get my picture even though I wrote the word "ROT" on the fooking thing.

Thats how bad I am at it.
( Hugo Rune, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:51, archived)

I'm
NOT playing tonight :)
Ooooooh look at my willpower!!!!!
( Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:41, archived)

Fooling no one.
at all.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:42, archived)

haha
I'm actually telling the truth!
( Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:42, archived)

I said I wouldn't
But I will. My willpower is stronger..it's just misguided.
( dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:42, archived)

haha!
Shall we see which of us can manage to hold out longest?

Nah, I'll be in there in a bit - it's not even owrth trying not to!

edit - I've just watched Donnie Darko. Wish I'd ben paying more attention now 'cos I've no idea what happened, but I know it was good!
( barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:42, archived)

it rocks
we watched it last week with bob the dino... i think it warrants at least 2 viewings...

hatstand
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:47, archived)

yeah
definitely needs at least one more viewing. I'll give it more attention next time too!
( barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:48, archived)

and you should see the website
it explains a lot about the time travel theory.
confused the hell out of me at first :-)
(KnitWit, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:49, archived)

was pretty straightforward really..
nat as good as I'd hoped, but didn't suck like the martix II will do (I've already decided that its going to be rubbish :)
( Hugo Rune, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:52, archived)

definitely sounds it.
Will def. go and see it, but it does sound a bit shit!
( barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:54, archived)

aye
Bit o scrapping and I'm happy.

Less of the philophosy, more SFX. Then YAY.
( Hugo Rune, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:56, archived)

what??!!
wait........WHAT!!!???
( cwethan, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:42, archived)

you're just
gonna have to manage without me!
( Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:43, archived)

bwahahaha
without LORA iSketch will be MINE!!!!!
MUAAAAHAHAHAHA



all....miiiiiine
( cwethan, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:46, archived)

until
barnesy arrives anyway..
( Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:49, archived)

heh
we shall see!
( barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:53, archived)

Probably been done before


Obviously a picture taken when Cherie Blair was in town
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

no
I don't think it has.

Not even by all those protesters at the biggest protest march britain has ever seen.

Not even in all the newspapers that reported on the march.

Not at all.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

ahem


i feel embarrassed...
but this is a real photo what i took...
(edit) by the way - i point out again - the musical "our house" uses Golf Sale in it...
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

I hate it when
threads drop off the board!!
BAH!
And it's a fucking Isketch post.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

I know...
was in the middle of at least three conversations that just shuffled off this mortal board.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:40, archived)

Its a bugger
isn't it.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:42, archived)

ooh
it's terribly exciting when you start swearing bove.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:41, archived)

And you havent emailed me back.
And Kerry shouting at me to get cooking.
And I'm hungry,
And I don't know what to cook.
FUck, fuck fuck and fuck.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:43, archived)

you could try cooking that
and bollocks to the food :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:45, archived)

english muffins
topped with pan-fried apple and peanuts, with melted stilton.
made me incredibly ill for days
( Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:45, archived)

stir fried rat with
sauteed tramps pants did that to me too. Bastards.
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:47, archived)

I haven't finished the script yet!
I'm stuck in a big boring meeting scene around a table and it's just too dull for words and I don't know how to fix it...

I'm sorry! Don't kill me! Go cook, go cook! Do pasta.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:49, archived)

I can;t be arsed,
I'll just make up me muesli and have a sandwich.
Night.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:50, archived)

fuck pasta!
And then......oo, show us pictures :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:50, archived)

in a
"big boring meeting scene around a table and it's just too dull for words and I don't know how to fix it... "

... and someone farts! that always lightens the mood :)
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:51, archived)

farts...
possible...

hmmm.

*ponders*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

especially if they follow-through...
and get increasingly uncomfortable as it cools beneath them.


Sorry. I'll stop now.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:10, archived)

calm down calm down
that was my most favourite thread in ages :)
still tum tee tum - this transient world...
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:43, archived)

I'm transienting
off into the kitchen.
Nighty night.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:44, archived)

:(
missing you already...
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:47, archived)

Aaawwww,

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:49, archived)

mine too.
a lovely little moment, I thought.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:45, archived)

...
*big huge smiley*
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:48, archived)

maybe the board
can go back to 20 posts now we're on the new server? I should have remembered to ask the trinity about that when they were all here earlier.
( barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:45, archived)

You realise your turning into Dr. Suess?!

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

wot, not
ever? Coo - I must try and start a trend :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:40, archived)

um..
.. sorry yes i saw 'gulf sale' quite alot at the London protests.
(st3v3-o, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:43, archived)

I thought it was his dad

who sold Hussein all those lovely lovely bombs
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:49, archived)

( Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

Let's play spot the loon!
Look! There he is!
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

everyone is pointing at everyone else!

( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

*points*
yargh! I'm getting dizzy with all the spinning! Meep!
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

I'm pointing at myself.

( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

I'm just pointing!
8D
( Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:33, archived)

This all started because of you.
LOON!
( dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:33, archived)

Will they put me away now?
8O
( Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:35, archived)

POINT! POINT POINT POINT!
Ow! someone just had my eye!
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

*runs off with tom's eye*

( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

*notes Tom's loss of occular faculties*
*runs off with Tom's wallet*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:38, archived)

*runs off with Tom's guitars and huge pr0n collection*

( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:40, archived)

see below!!!

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:42, archived)

Ha ha
duly noted.
( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:44, archived)

argh!

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

hehehe
they all are
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

i can see
lots of them
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:33, archived)

yarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
woo!
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

woo! he's loverly
but there's a mute pirate out there now
(KnitWit, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

a mute pointing
one
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:33, archived)

woo...
yaaaaaaarrrrrr :-)
( eclectech, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

Kaiser, my man
that is excellent, but now I must hit the sack...
( fuzzbucket, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:35, archived)

Dont hurt it will you?
Ta.
( Hugo Rune, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:35, archived)

what's the matter,
don't you want to see bruised fuzz sackage?
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

Nah, already seen
that!

Just dont want him to mess up his bed.

*again*
( Hugo Rune, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

Ah, I understand it was your job
to clean up after that one. Good job really, 'cos in 90 minutes time it's SSG's job, then Berk's, then mine, and I hope to be in bed by then.
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:41, archived)

in the same bed?

( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:48, archived)

they might be, I'll
be cozy with the missus :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:53, archived)

cosy just rocks so much :)

( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:57, archived)

I'm aiming for cozy in about 10 minutes...
.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

too late,
he's already dead!
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:10, archived)

aye
i've got about half an hour :)
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

Arf.
Groan.
Worn out with all that jumping around like a divvy air-spectrum work earlier.
Night to you then.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

G'night mate!
Don't hit her too hard!
( Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

night
night
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

woooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

( Hugo Rune, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:35, archived)

HAHAHAHA!
That's pure loony tunes!
8D
( Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

pure mylene

( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:43, archived)

Soon it will be summer
...and the air will be filled with the sound of *yarrr*'s.
Splendidio.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

I'm looking forward to the trips
out on the fjord here this summer!
Should I buy a pirate hat?
( Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

Aye
Me hearty.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:40, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
and good gnat!
( freshlegs, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

g'nat!
g'night!
etc.
( Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:41, archived)

Good god.
Shocking punnage.
Night. 8)
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:44, archived)

nutjob!
she be a beauty yarrrghhh!
( slight yoinks!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:38, archived)

I told you not to mess with them ...


My x-ray specs allow the viewing of the roots of all evil - a window to hell, so to speak.
(fudge, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

yes, they look like very bad roots
to me
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

Yup
Should try that new L'oreal thickening shampoo, fer blokes goin a bit thin on top ;)
(fudge, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

YLANG
YLANG
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:33, archived)

the penguin
or Corey Taylor?
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

My dear fellow
All the penguin chicks on this fair planet are a legion of mini Corey Taylors lying dormant 'till the apocalypse ... We just can't see it :(
(fudge, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:35, archived)

sweet christ, I think you're right.....

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

Thank the Lord!
For my B3TA isuue X-ray specs ;)
(fudge, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:38, archived)

http://
woo.com/houpla/nuggets/index.php?sid=21983y19283719832719827319&username=yay
(mcai7et2, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:33, archived)

fucking penguins whuppin me main man Corey...
bastardly things...

Mind you, he deserves it after that unholy fuckup of a song "Bother"
( Hugo Rune, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

He'll do anything for cash

Always thought he was a big tit

While searching for a decent 'breasts' image, found this: www.tits-tits-tits-tits-tits-tits-tits-tits-tits-tits-tits-tits-sex.com/milky-tits-lactating-tits/temptress.html
NSFW, obviously
But check out the URL!
(spoonfeedme, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

somone needs to turn that into a php thingy....

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:33, archived)

yes!
I love them!
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:35, archived)

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:35, archived)

rock and roll!

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:35, archived)

That's Milligan innit?
It is. Must be.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:39, archived)

It's not,
but it should be. Maybe Liszt is spinning anticlockwise in his grave, decomposing.
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:43, archived)

Seperated at birth.
Probably.

and hang your head in shame
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:45, archived)

he's even holding it where breasts would be
if they were on him
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

That was
meant to be the idea

Thanks for noticing!
(spoonfeedme, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

assuming that they were fairly pert.
.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

im sorry but
pert is the greatest word in the world.
( carrot rope, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

isn't it just?
only four letters, yet it holds so much.... promise.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

much like
'work' does down here :(
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:38, archived)

he is quite old
so his breasts, had he had any would probably be all droopy and mingin

like linda's are
(mcai7et2, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

Don't speak ill
of the dead
(spoonfeedme, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:33, archived)

She's dead?
Then thats where all the burgers come from...
(mcai7et2, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

Yay
for x-ray vision...
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 20 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

ewwwwww
the tit and the moon
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:40, archived)

My flash movie
www.u-muppet.co.uk/girlpants
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
My new flash movie... what do you think?

Silly Me had to make a new account to start again... if someone could send me my password to Paul@SkateAttack.biz , it would be great - no porn please.
( Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Tue 20 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

the password is
animal
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

Why not just use the "i forgot my password" thing..?
on the login screen.
( dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

Because it's 404'd
ok?
( Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Tue 20 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

how the hell am I supposed to know your password?
oh.....
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:33, archived)

if you were an admin....
you'ld know.
( Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Tue 20 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

that are great

( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:49, archived)

They kept this one quiet

( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

Is that
the Bullring?
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

that made me laugh!!

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

Ha ha
my mate's a Young Conservative, can I send that to him?
( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

it's not just that you 'can',
you MUST.
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

Err, hang on I might as well tag it.
Wait a mo'...

Edit: Done, might need to refresh.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

Cheers
duly saved, will send it tomorrow!
( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

ooh
I love Conservative jokes. A cameo from IDS would make it even better :)
( Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

Daft cow......

(HeatherMillsWoodenLeg, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:26, archived)

Fun with High Fiber Kitty

click for slightly bigger, you sick freak
( davelog, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:24, archived)

hahaha
daveLOG





EDIT: Wooooosh!
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

I believe that is what is technically known as
mindpiss.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:26, archived)

Rather appropriate
What with your username, and everything.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

Like a little
PEZ dispenser....
Woooo to that.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

that is foul!!

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:26, archived)

It's a
Feline Faeces Firer!
( Toma_o, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

Woo for
aliteration!
( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

I just pushed
in my own head and that didn't happen - thank fuck.
( Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

thanks
i'll sleep soundly tonight knowing that you tried...
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

some people......

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

Sorry....
I works, just got a small time lag.
( Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

my alarm clock hates me

so I made a crappy paintmash of it. that'll learn him.
(KnitWit, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:24, archived)

7:00 already?
Shit! Aaaaaaargh! I'm late for work!
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

i think thats an excellent
paintmash
(Alpen, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

so do i
hurrah!
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

aw, thanks
you guys are swell : )
(KnitWit, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

domokun
clock!
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

I want a DOMO
alarm clock too
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

I want one, too
this one's not nearly as nice.
(KnitWit, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:26, archived)

mind
piss!
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:26, archived)

I want an alarm clock
that doesn't irritate me with Sara Cox first thing in the morning. Something more calming like "I'M GOING TO F**KING KILL YOU!!!" or something.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

thats usually my response to being woken up by sara cox on the radio....

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

I want a DAB radio
So I can be woken up by Phil Jupitus on Radio 6, but I'd probably just end up lying in bed listening to that instead of going to work.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:32, archived)

Phil Jupitus rocks
FACT
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:33, archived)

can you buy them?
I'd be after some Igneous Jupitus if only I knew where from......
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:35, archived)

They're quite heavy...
.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:37, archived)

He should
lay off the igneous pies then.
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:38, archived)

the Bolton Bonehead?
She gets right on my annoyance shelf, she does. Irritating twat.
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:36, archived)

Not shure why


Guess im bored
(Gabba, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:18, archived)

You couldn't
have picked a finer time...
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 20 May 2003, 22:23, archived)

Why
is that?
(Gabba, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:34, archived)

if you were pushing dung around all day...
you'd dream of stardom too...

more animal dreams... penguin, mole, beaver, leopard, kangaroo, lemming, tortoise, chimp, bear, hamster, panda, frog, ladybird, ant or in no particular order here
( eclectech, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:16, archived)

yay!
I love you eclectech :)
( Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:17, archived)

She am the
best!
( EvS, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:22, archived)

she loves you!
yeah yeah yeah!

/dancing like a spazz
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:23, archived)

hahahaha
woo!
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:17, archived)

Ha ha
I love these!
( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:18, archived)

king ralph did you ever reveal what those stars stand for in your name?
cos if you did i wasn't there
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:18, archived)

Paper
Flies
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:22, archived)

fanny
and penis
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:22, archived)

that's so
immature.
But also so funny.
( Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:23, archived)

well, I know for a FACT
that one of em stands for fanny!
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:24, archived)

All the Americans
Are thinking about bottoms now.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:26, archived)

*snigger*
that always make me laugh. I saw a pissed american girl fall on her arse and shout "Ive broken my fanny bone!"
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

That
is the funniest thing ever.

Note to all Americans: In the UK, fanny actually means elbow.

FACT
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

100% FACT

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:33, archived)

You'll have to wait around to find out what the other is!

( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

will
you tell me?
( Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

its penis.
gotta be! or maybe minge. but My moneys on penis.
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:30, archived)

Nope
sorry!
( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:31, archived)

i thought
it was a nicholson baker reference. has anyone else read 'vox'?
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

yay!

( barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:18, archived)

* Bows down admiringly to a
major star of the board. *
( Nacho, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:18, archived)

brilliant!
woo!
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:19, archived)

haha
"love, love me poo!"
( rogan, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:20, archived)

"antennae saw her face..."
(oh, that's the Monkees)
( lemonhead, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:26, archived)

lovely
and a huzzah for the gallery
( lemonhead, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:21, archived)

You even made little Ringo
do some drumming too.
You are mighty!
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

B3TA Origins challenge results
It's been a few weeks since I made this challenge, and so I promptly forgot about it. However, Fnord's poking made me remember and so here are the results.

The overall, outright winner is Quelabra (4460) with 5 out of 12 correct in 105 seconds. Second place goes to Bananaman (3162), with 4 correct in 92 seconds. Third place is a dead heat, with both Marvellous (mb) Mark (894) and mictoboy (11219) both answering 4 correct in 93 seconds.

To prove I'm not cheating, results are here, while full answers (with spaz-links) are here.

Free baby wipes to all who entered.
( Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:15, archived)

hahahaha
do i get a prize? i kind of panicked when i didn't know half of it.
( bananaman, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:15, archived)

forget not knowing half
knowing 5 turned out to be the best anyone got.
( Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:17, archived)

that's bollocks
1 right out of 105?
methinks not...
( popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:18, archived)

the numbers are the time in seconds
i hope.
( Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:19, archived)

huh?
what are the chances of me being here when u post this? Im hardly ever on at night - let alone day (bloody work).

Errr thanks? Am i officially a geek?

*EDIT* what was the competition again? i really cant remember what it was
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:19, archived)

1 right?
Must try harder.
Still, user 1 (Cal, n'est-ce pas?) got 0 right - so I don't feel too bad.
( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:54, archived)

This is Eric Zhang, CEO


"Just another face in a suit."
(timothycrippins, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:05, archived)

hehehe
so he is :)
( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:10, archived)

HI ERIC !
hows it going?
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:13, archived)

he steals my milk

( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:14, archived)

bastard!

( kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:15, archived)

Even with his fat cat salary?
Gosh. Must be kleptomania.
(timothycrippins, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:16, archived)

i heard that's how he got the job
shareholders are impressed by this kind of stuff
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:18, archived)

A quick tribute to Monseur Alfanse from 'allo 'allo


EDIT:Come arn! not too hard (narf) say what you see!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:04, archived)

That's more Marmalade Atkins, innit?
"Got the time on yer, cock?"
( Fronds, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:05, archived)

thats glassclock....

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

well... rubbery cock, maybe.
.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:07, archived)

dont spoil it for me...
that was the smartest thing Ive said in years.....
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:09, archived)

confirmed
8 Inches worth to be precise

*ahem*
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:09, archived)

Well it is quartz!

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:10, archived)

tis bound
to do the trick then - huzzah!
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:26, archived)

haha!
woo! it's a dicky ticker
( barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

Yay and veryily woo to you Sir.
I doff my houpla to you
At least I'm not the only old fart here
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:08, archived)

Ugh.
Dicky Ticker!
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:07, archived)