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its a bit of a beast

but i feel it perfectly captures that exam atmosphere. give it time..
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carrot rope, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:50, archived)

hahahah
yay!

all exams finished for me!
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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:51, archived)

how very mental
i love it, nutter
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:51, archived)

no exams yet
for upper 6th scum like me.
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Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:52, archived)

that is
both hatstand and lovely. Huzzah!
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:52, archived)

yay
for exams!
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Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:52, archived)

haha!
that's nice :)
370K!
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rogan, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:53, archived)

i do
apologise. anything smaller would have ruined its wonderous splendour /lie
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carrot rope, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:57, archived)

see below
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Baz Fuck off, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:00, archived)

you could
drop loads of frames without it really making any difference. the brain fills in the gaps.
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rogan, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:00, archived)

i think
i will do just that.
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carrot rope, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:03, archived)

woo on!

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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)

great
I'll remember that
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Milkman Dan, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)

Fabtastic!
8D
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Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)

That's way too big for the poor modem users.
Drop the colours to 32, 50% lossy, no dither and it's under 150k and still perfectly legible.
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Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)

that's woo!
but yes big :)
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popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:58, archived)

Alright
whose been stealing the bandwith off my hosting servise, i havent linked anything today and its at max bandwidth
(DrLZRDMN, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:48, archived)

all of us
we saw, we brought buckets. say no more.
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Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:49, archived)

ok iknow
some of my images suckbut i have barely posted any the bart grafity wooyay the epilepsy, one compo entry for this one three for another but normaly my bandwidth usage goes back down to nothin what gives
(DrLZRDMN, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:49, archived)

these responses
mean 'we don't know'
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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:52, archived)

hello
from ever-so-slightly in the past.
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Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:48, archived)

how the fuck...?
*edit* -ah.. i get it now
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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:52, archived)

?
I don't understand that
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Milkman Dan, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:55, archived)

he changed the parent number of the post he replied to
to 1234321. so it appeared as soon as my post did.
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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:57, archived)

that's
far too clever for me
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Milkman Dan, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:58, archived)

woo to you
for having such a splendid message number!

edit - and woo to me for managing to leave isketch
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barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:53, archived)

yay!
i accidentally snagged the palindrome!
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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)

Ooooooooooh!
Nasty!

I hear you can get some cream from your pharmacist for that.
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HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:55, archived)

compo's
normally kill you /voe.
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discostu RELEASE THE CHEESE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)

erm
check your fucking hosts logs you dumb cunt?
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:50, archived)

ka-pow
get those spikeys in, you've only got 10 minutes
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Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:50, archived)

Heh
"logs". Titter!
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Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:51, archived)

dont think
village photos has that option
(DrLZRDMN, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:52, archived)

Ooooh!

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HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:53, archived)

genius
sheer genius
(pinky shminky, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:01, archived)

i towed your bandwidth
away from your house on a tricycle while you slept.

do you not have referrer info or anything?
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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:52, archived)

i dont know what that is
and im pretty sure i dont have it village photos is a free service anyways
(DrLZRDMN, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)

just open up another account then
msn or something
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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:55, archived)

you've not had any front pages
they are the thing that really canes your bandwidth - so unless you're reposting the same images over (and they are really big) and F5ing a lot - i suggest you look at your logs... look at them anyway - we did a test a week or so ago - in one stint on the main board took 833 hits.

so there you go
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popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)

Found this
Mahnamah!

made me laugh
(Gabba, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:48, archived)

i prefer to listen to that record
as it was far funnier
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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:50, archived)

They'll never catch me now!

(dj_game, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:47, archived)

rollin rollin rollin

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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:48, archived)

ha ha ha!!!!!

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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:48, archived)

you stole
my response!
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Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:49, archived)

sorry!

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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:49, archived)

you
rule
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:53, archived)

that'll be me off, then

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witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:45, archived)

good...
...night.
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Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:46, archived)

goodnight
mr chips
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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:46, archived)

night night
sleep well
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:46, archived)

goodnight baby
show us your norks etc.
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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:47, archived)

night night

i have no exams any more and so i am going to stay up late, even if i do have to get up for work in the morning.
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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:47, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to that!

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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:48, archived)

and a great big fucking houpla.
hooray for no stress for the next four months!
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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:49, archived)

how have you finished exams?
mine have just begun. bleh! no job, though... which means no money... :(
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:50, archived)

what exams are they?
mine were first year uni ones.
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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:53, archived)

muh!!
so are mine, and I don't finish till 13 June! you beeeatch!
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha
*smug*

:)
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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:56, archived)

I'm not in work tomorrow
But I've got to get in at 5:30am on Thursday morning.

I'll never survive!
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HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:51, archived)

that's unholy
what kind of job starts that early? are you a milkman?
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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:56, archived)

nightttttttt

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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:48, archived)

n'night witchy luv x

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popt_art, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:01, archived)

you are feeling sleepy...
staring at an elephants arse...

(cybo, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:44, archived)

i'm feeling horny

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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:45, archived)

squildo graper...

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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:46, archived)

mustn't be filthy - that's jadeviper's job
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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:46, archived)

hahahaha!
8D
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Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:47, archived)

arrrrgh -
that's not grapeworthy, surely! (it is strangely right, though...)

i have to not be horny cos I've just been with my boyf for 5 days and I dunno when I'll see him next... raarrrrgggh
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:47, archived)

yes.
yes you do.
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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:48, archived)

i so know how that feels

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:49, archived)

it feels
strangely horny... noooooo! must... resist... it's been like 13 hours now... arrrrgh
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:56, archived)

you've always got your fingers...

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:59, archived)

grape! Squildo!
eek!
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PMGT Bosh, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:02, archived)

i know, i know,
if it weren't for that i'd lose my little mind.

(but he's so big and it's just not the same...)
(pinky shminky, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:03, archived)

carrot? hairbrush?
courgette?
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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:07, archived)

*eyebrow highjump*
erm... thanks but no thanks!
(pinky shminky, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:10, archived)

just
some suggestions ;)
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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:11, archived)

imaginative
i like that :)
(pinky shminky, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:19, archived)

whatever
floats your boat... ;-)
(cybo, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:49, archived)

I like that a lot!

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barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:52, archived)

woo!

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popt_art, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:01, archived)

It's cruel and it's wrong....

...but it's so much fun!
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Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:39, archived)

oh god
can she walk the dog?

i'm so very, very sorry.
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:40, archived)

they deserve it
yappy little bastards
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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:40, archived)

reading and dog-yo-yo-ing at the same time?
blimeh.

happy birthday, by the way.
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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:40, archived)

thank you...
...very much.
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Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:40, archived)

what's
the damage?
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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:43, archived)

you...
...plus 11.
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Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:45, archived)

flantastic : )

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popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:41, archived)

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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:41, archived)

Hmmm... he was selling a guitar that I wanted...
...but I wasn't going to pay Liszt price for it.
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Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:44, archived)

cheappppppp!

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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:44, archived)

drum solo

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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:44, archived)

badum-tish

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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:44, archived)

badum tish
and i do like that Liszt, Tom.
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:45, archived)

its not my php....
its witchy's......
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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:47, archived)

that's my
bandwidth fucked then :)

'Night (again) slackers!
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witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:48, archived)

oooooops
sorry, forgot about bandwidth....
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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:52, archived)

whee!

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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:42, archived)

haha!
Excellent!
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Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:42, archived)

Woo
Yay
Houpdila
(nan-demo, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:42, archived)

yay!
Oooh, we're not far off post 1234321
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barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:43, archived)

that is a thing of lushness
tis both woo and in no small part yay.
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:43, archived)

OOooooo.
That's lovely. I'm taking it to bed with me.
[and a hot drink and some drugs]

Night the board.
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Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:43, archived)

good...
...night
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Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:44, archived)

Nighty night

(Cheril, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:49, archived)

most
excellent...
(cybo, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:45, archived)

I was doodling today
and came up with these. Sorry for shiteness.

(nan-demo, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:36, archived)

And sorry once more

(nan-demo, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:36, archived)

repost opportunity!
it's more scared of you than you are of it

(r0yksopp, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:39, archived)

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Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:33, archived)

the biblee
we're thinking of changing the pronunciation!
woo!
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:34, archived)

IZZARD
Then a insertcomicaldinosaurnamehereisaurus came screaming out of left field and took Jesus's head off.
Blessed are the huge scaley monsters, for they SURELY shall inherit the earth unless something awful happens with the temperature.
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Whillow, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:03, archived)

Actually that is only one of the answers
just ask the bishop...
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:34, archived)

....if you can stop
him from fucking the choirboys.
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witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:36, archived)

new BishopsXP
has improved multi tasking so you dont have to wait for him to stop
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:39, archived)

Put simply:
Arf.
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Whillow, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:02, archived)

Hehehehe
PARP!
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Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:35, archived)

Me likey
Well done.
(nan-demo, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:37, archived)

if only the bible
did have the sense contained in HHTTG
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:41, archived)

I think it has something!
A hippie walking on water?
A guy saving all living creatures in a big boat?
A guy far out on acid in the last chapter?
etc.
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Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:46, archived)

Don't forget...
Soem guy who got everybody lost in the desert...
(FeMonky, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:01, archived)

Geeky H2G2 Fact
It is very well know that 42 is the answer.

It is fairly well known that "What is six times nine?" is the question.

It is not well known that 6 times 9 does equal 42, but only in base 13. So from this we can deduce what's fundamentally wrong with the universe: Mankind is supposed to have 3 more fingers!
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast proudly touching ham since, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:59, archived)

weeeeee

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pippy is a truck, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:24, archived)

woo!!!!!!

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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:24, archived)

I've always wanted
to jump a large number of motorbikes in a double decker bus.
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HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:25, archived)

It wouldn't matter much if you didn't make it, I suppose.
I'd pay good money to see that.
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chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:27, archived)

How much would you pay?
Enough to get a load of bikes and a bus? I'd do it if you could fund it.
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HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:28, archived)

er...
no. Sorry.

Not in that league, I'm afraid.

You could apply to the lottery?
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chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:30, archived)

they did it on top gear i think
it jumped half of one - as the man says The results were disapointing
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:41, archived)

yeah they managed about
4 out of 14

it was funny though..
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MCQ is a twit. @seany85 -follow me you gimps. =D, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:44, archived)

half
a bike?
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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:48, archived)

yeah i think i was underestimating
- i am reliably in formed it was 4
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:55, archived)

yaaaay!
Look at 'im go! These fuckers will do anything to avoid christmas :)
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witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:25, archived)

These fuckers?
Isn't that a wallaby?
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HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:30, archived)

Dunno,
isn't it?

There's lovely.

etc. Welsh
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witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:33, archived)

Oi!
Leave us Welsh alone.

Otherwise I'll be over by there to your house now in a minute, and you'll spend a few weeks in bed under the doctor.
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HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:40, archived)

That's not a turkey.

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:30, archived)

vvvvwooooooooooom!
look at him go!
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chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:26, archived)

mindpiss
.
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chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:27, archived)

wrong reply
button :)
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witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:28, archived)

no
I chose to reply to myself instead of editing. Looks more dynamic in the graphic of the board.
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chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:29, archived)

see?
?
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chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:31, archived)

dunno

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witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:32, archived)

wot

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witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:32, archived)

yer

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witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:32, archived)

onaboot
:)
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witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:33, archived)

it'll
never catch on
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:32, archived)

CONFUSE A CAT
NOW on the Paramount Channel!
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:33, archived)

My username comes from this song btw
www.sensoryresearch.com/~starkeff/MIT/Stark_Effect_-_Bunnyrabbits,_Satan,_Cheese_and_Milk.mp3
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:33, archived)

Not MILK AND CHEESE
Dairy Products Gone Mad

then.

?
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witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:35, archived)

have you been using
CONFUSE A DALEK

?
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:36, archived)

BEWILDERBEAST
Amazeavole
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Whillow, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:08, archived)

woo!

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popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:27, archived)

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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:29, archived)

splendid!
but wtf is that thing??
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:31, archived)

It's a giant mutant rat wearing a helmet.
Der.
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dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:31, archived)

I'm going to bed.
Bye.
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dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:32, archived)

who are you going to bed?

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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:34, archived)

Me.
And me alone.
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dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:36, archived)

i see!
cheers and sweet dreams. (or bumgay ones)
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:36, archived)

*shudder*..
I'm gonna have trouble getting over that image.
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dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:37, archived)

hooray!
woo to animals on motorbikes!
another bike here
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:32, archived)

hahahaha!
Fantastisk!
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Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:34, archived)

Proper
Bo.
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Tart Monkey, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:44, archived)

man
those english countrysides are boring :)

anyway W/Y/H
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notshitashi OMOH, Wed 21 May 2003, 8:15, archived)

Anyone?

clickness for obligatory bigness
.
.
.
.
.
.
[edit] Allright then, it's Pirate-C on the high "c"s....never mind..
(mooglemania has 1 & 3/4 feet..., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:22, archived)

Yarr!
On the high seas!
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Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:22, archived)

something on the high seas?
?
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chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:22, archived)

Pirate
piano?
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HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:23, archived)

too easy

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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:24, archived)

Yarrrrrrrrr!
heeeheee :)
(greenzowie, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:26, archived)

*yarrr*
8)
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Kaiser, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:34, archived)

Yarr....
Yarrrrr, woo
(acme, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:36, archived)

And I'll have the coq au vin please

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:13, archived)

woo!

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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:14, archived)

ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

Hmm
I keep clicking but nothing happens!
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Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

Oh dear
Shameful
(convicious, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

that's
strangely erotic..
edit: can I please apologise for my atrocious spelling..
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Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

now thats Graping The Squildo.....

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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:16, archived)

Ha

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dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:17, archived)

I officially declare "Graping The Squildo"
to mean something you find erotic, but really shouldnt.....
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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:18, archived)

bangs gavel.
It's official.
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dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:19, archived)

i grape my squildo
at your manly banging
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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:20, archived)

you know..
I was going to try to work that in there somewhere, but I decided to leave it for someone else :)
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dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:21, archived)

and he did it
oh so well!
As he has a habit of doing :)
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Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:22, archived)

when spacefish grapes your squildo...
...it stays graped.
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chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:23, archived)

oh
how b3ta makes me laugh!
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Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:24, archived)

really?
it gives me nightmares.

oh no. my mum walked in and saw that - now she thinks I'm bumgay.
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dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:24, archived)

i really
can't blame you there.
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:26, archived)

haha
dogsbollocks is BUMGAY!
I hope your mum is reading this
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Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:26, archived)

No.
She saw the picture and walked out.
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dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:27, archived)

haha
!!!!
I bet you're laughing now..
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Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:29, archived)

Chevron!
I dunno..I don't feel any bumgayer..
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dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:30, archived)

glad to hear it!
Nice to have you aboard.
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chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:25, archived)

Thank you..
It's nice to see some fluffiness on the board for once..!
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Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:26, archived)

I'm always fluffy.
*GUARANTEED*
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dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:27, archived)

it's usually fairly fluffy...
but there's the odd outbreak of spikiness these days. That's the price of success, I guess.

Respect to your isketch skills, incidentally!
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chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:29, archived)

oh god
I have to make myself known for something other than being the resident isketch addict!
(

Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:32, archived)

I wouldn't have said that..
Some of the more unscrupulous b3tans might say "make yourself known for showing yer norks!".
(

dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:34, archived)

chevron (i hope)
that is terrible dogsbollocks!
and i think jadeviper already has that title. Anything else?
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Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:39, archived)

workboresme, actually
although she's not been around lately.
(

the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:42, archived)

workboresme
was the famousest one

heh, looks like the chevron fell apart again then!
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barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:41, archived)

yeah
wheres she been recently?
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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:45, archived)

doh
I'm surprised I forgot that. I was thinking earlier this week how I hadn't heard anything about the naked b3tan calendar for a while..
(

Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:45, archived)

nice one.
put it in the flibzionary
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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:19, archived)

I would, bt I dont know how.
so I'm just going to bang my head on things till I lose conciousness.
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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:20, archived)

without checking, i think its
www.flibz.com/dictionary

2nd in the pub quiz by one point tonight! crap!
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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:21, archived)

oooh i was right

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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:22, archived)

put in
reverend dan-ism while you're there...
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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:22, archived)

pisser on the pub quiz by the way...
ME and a mate came third in one once and won a free pint and a burger. RAWK!
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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:23, archived)

how do i add to it?

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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:22, archived)

go in through
www.flibz.com/m2.5
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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:23, archived)

Cant find it....

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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:28, archived)

are you logged in?
if so click the scrolly down thing that currently says pub scheduler and click dictionary. there is an add button at the top
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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:30, archived)

got it.
theyve been added...
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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:38, archived)

woo!
expand that lingo baby!
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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:42, archived)

i think the
m2.5 bit only works if you are already logged in

www.flibz.com
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popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:30, archived)

or
scraping the barrel..
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Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:17, archived)

haha!

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barnesy, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:18, archived)

holy fuck!!!!!!!!
my eyes!!!!
(

popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

Trust me.
It's worse for blokes.

or is it..?
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dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:17, archived)

you know
i don't think so!
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popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:18, archived)

Hmm..
I would imagine so.

but if that was a lady, it would be NSFW and sexist. S'not fair!
(

dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:19, archived)

blimeh
you worked out the gender of that thing then?
(

Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

that face
looks disturbingly like a friend of mine
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:16, archived)

that's george
so i really hope your friend is terribly intelligent and wittier than a witty thing.

that's a terrible thing to say about a friend...
:)
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popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:18, archived)

well then i am going to have nightmares
about george/fred...
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:22, archived)

i don't
get it...?
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:17, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
..................................................................
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witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:17, archived)

George!
From Robot Wars.

(I would - NOT!)

Has his voice broken yet?
(

<>Dog www.londonprintbrokers.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:17, archived)

It must be said that having an asexual name
isn't really helping me decide on gender.
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HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:20, archived)

I'm not proud!

(

Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:29, archived)

Hmmm....
...without the coq for me please.
(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:14, archived)

i hear you're in the band then...
WOO!
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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:18, archived)

were you trying out
the timer on your camera?
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

fwoaaarrr!
he's got an extended wheelbase... and a hightop!
(

chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

Looks like...
...it can accomadate many seated passengers as well.
(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:16, archived)

carries a big load.
.
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chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:19, archived)

Bad pun
worse picture
(kryptik, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

OH GOD NO

(

dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:16, archived)

Hmmm
not bad, but a little too vanilla for me..
(

Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:19, archived)

You have a real artistic touch
Pootle loves

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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:27, archived)

Blanche Stuffs A Turkey

(dj_game, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:11, archived)

izz
"I'm eighty-two!"
(convicious, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

strangely erotic
i now have the urge to shoot myself
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Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:13, archived)

ooh
that makes me think wrong things
(rotating bread, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:13, archived)

...
take out the chicken head thingy and I would be more amused.
(Sutor, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:13, archived)

(dj_game, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:28, archived)

Ask Jeeves

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matsimpsk, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:09, archived)

superbly awful pun
old bean
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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

Boom, Boom...
Tre Bon, et un WOO, top punnage
(acme, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:41, archived)

From Mayfair to Park Lane
You will hear the same refrain
At every house again again
You Rang,M'Lord?
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wingphil, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:47, archived)

the tedinator

(matt'twam'asi, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

that shotgun
is full of bees.
(

Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:08, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Covered in bees!
(

HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:09, archived)

you there in the street...
you're new aren't you?

backoff backoff backoff
(matt'twam'asi, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:10, archived)

i was thinking along the lines of anti-honey
but hey, I'm not fussy.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:10, archived)

wasps?

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kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:11, archived)

swaps yer wasps for bees?

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Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

bit crap really

bloody thing's after my grapes now
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Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:02, archived)

that looks dirty...

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PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:02, archived)

it
really does!
(

Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

?? why ??
it bathes regularly in the bird bath....
(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

ha ha
www.b3ta.com/board/1253014

clicky!
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 23 May 2003, 20:13, archived)

its a Squildo!

(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

Hahaha!
I love it!
(

EvS, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

you could make a mint on that..
I know id buy one..
(

Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

I would too.
As an ornament..you understand.
(

dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

A bum ornament?
(

EvS, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

Possibly.
No wait. No.
(

dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

you hesitated
a little too much..
(

Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

I rate this converstaion "I" for...
nah, I'm gonna go there again....
(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

Hey!
That's my line.
(

dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:08, archived)

Lora's hawt.
(

EvS, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:09, archived)

aiiiiii....

(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:11, archived)

rawk?

(

dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

n roll.

(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:13, archived)

hmm
...
(

Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

B3taBabes are cool.....

(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:16, archived)

100% of FACT.
true.
(

chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:17, archived)

a fabulously understated response, young lady.
;-)
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chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:16, archived)

umm
ok then :)
(

Lora, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:19, archived)

Your
Lurrvley but i already told you that right?
(Ruffgeezer, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:49, archived)

and it's about to get graped

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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

Grape The Squildo
theres a song in there somewhere.....
(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

or a band.
Mott the Hoople eat your hearts out.
(

chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:17, archived)

Yup
bet its popular with fairer sex of woodland creatures

Evening All
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

giggle
is that what yours looks like?
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

furry and slightly bent?
no comment
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Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

hahahahaha
titter
guffaw
licks lips etc
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

It's what everyone's is like
why, is yours different?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

very different
i am female
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

I said
everyone :)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

do you have the number
for a good plastic (and fur) surgeon?
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:08, archived)

I dont personally
but if you open a hotmail account you're bound to recieve an informative emailing about it sooner rather than later - or so i have been lead to believe
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:10, archived)

i have plenty of hotmail accounts
but i only get mail telling me how to make my penis bigger, not how to grow one from scratch. or add fur. or make it ribbed like the squirrels "neck" appears to be.
hold on... penis? what...?
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:13, archived)

Mine wants me to get bigger breats
which is the exact opposite of what i want (tho it could be my secret desire i refuse to own up to)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

if mine sent me offers like that
i might take them up on it
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:17, archived)

well id suggest a swap but i think
id rather have boobs than a ribbed cock - im happy with my telecopic furry one
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:23, archived)

it would saving buying
"ribbed for extra pleasure" condoms...
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:25, archived)

good point
but i generally get the furry ones for the genuine flesh to flesh feeling
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:38, archived)

hahaha!
that really is very unpleasant for me to think about.
furry... hmm...
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:43, archived)

Thats why i rarely
think about anything I say either before or afterwards
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:44, archived)

heh
if you're still looking down this far, get ye onto b3ta m3ss3nger
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)

haha

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cwethan, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

I feel the urge to put that in a Flash animation
with some suitable accordion music.

But I don't have Flash. So I won't.
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HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

such a good idea
feel free

the lack of flash can be solved very easily
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Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

amusing pic and
amusing username too :)
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witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

kazaa?

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kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

actually
i was feeling generous...

what with me having an extra copy or 5 hanging about... gods know why
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Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

hehe
:)
(

kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:08, archived)

Lack of hummus is also a problem
Can you get that from Kazaa?
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HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:08, archived)

yeah but...
if you feel you can trust me not to send you a bomb in the post go here and use the contact link to send me your mailing address and i'll sort you out.

/edit - it's probably faster than kazaa too ;)
/another edit - or maybe not... dead link. sorry...

click here instead
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Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:11, archived)

Cheers me dears
I figured it out though. The ol' brane hasn't gone completely. Not yet, anyway.

Edit: Where are my manners? I don't think I put a single please or thank you in that mail. Please accept my appologies and sprinkle them in the appropriate places.

Cheers.
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HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:17, archived)

I don't know
I've never searched for that
(

kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

that looks rude
made me laugh though
(

Lakeland rose, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:19, archived)

ceci n'est pas une pipe

c'est une pig de guinea.
This is gp37 also available in black.
(Mr Dobalina, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:57, archived)

Damn!
Is that musty? My old guinea pig? I could swear...

cochon d'inde :)

I'm gonna find a picture to prove it...tomorrow...
(

dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:58, archived)

well done!
your french is coming along nicely! and yay for guinea pig with jelly lips too.
(pinky shminky, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:59, archived)

..well actually
That's about 50% of all the french I know.
(

dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:00, archived)

Je Suis Une Poisson!!
Ou est la gare? Mon Lapin est dans les pantalons avec le patin roulettes...
(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:02, archived)

I have a fish.
Where is the station. My rabbit is in the trousers with the [patin roulettes]
(

dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

I AM A FISH
where is the train station? my rabbit is inthe trousers with the roller skates.
(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

See? Yer time
here isn't wasted!
(

witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

more than can be said for my time in French lessons....

(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:09, archived)

That depends on
whether the teacher was smart or not :)
Mine was, but that was in 1980 so fook knows what she looks like know.
(

witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:12, archived)

oooh I knew those too.
I just forgot.
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dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

c'est un
cochon d'inde
(matt'twam'asi, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:58, archived)

Earthtone 9 fan?

(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:59, archived)

yup
and yourself?
(matt'twam'asi, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:00, archived)

More Metallica
but Earthtone 9 have some cool trax from what I av 'eard.
(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:02, archived)

welly well well
I never did

nice to know there are still some fans out there...
(matt'twam'asi, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

yeah, we aint dead yet....

(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:09, archived)

Petits grenouille
dans le poubelle mobilisiante!
(

HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:01, archived)

little [grenouille]
in the portable bin?
(

dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:02, archived)

Small frogs in mobile dustbins

(

HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:02, archived)

Ahhh
I knew frogs!
(

dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

It's from a song by Bill Bailey,
"Dr Qui". That's the verse about Daleks.
(

HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

Bill Bailey
is a God amongst men.
(

Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:08, archived)

have to agree

(

popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:13, archived)

Oh yes.
Um. Aye, all of that ^^^^^
(

witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:13, archived)

aye.
with you on Mr Bailey.
(

chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:19, archived)

Curses, I didn't think
we were sharing him :)
(

witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:21, archived)

One we had bandying around 10 or
so years ago was 'La Poubeille d'Amour', or 'the dustbin of love'.

Lovely.
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witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:08, archived)

I'm not sure
but i think pipe is a word for bitch in french. or something like that
(rotating bread, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:59, archived)

Now I'm horny

(

Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:00, archived)

&!
(

dogsbollocks, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:01, archived)

you weren't before?
that would be a first for a b3tan...
(

kitty meow meow, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

Hannah Gordon's filing cabinet is for sale
I don't have a clue who Hannah Gordon is, but the person selling her filing cabinet sure does a good sales pitch:

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2531042995&category=31346
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HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:55, archived)

does not include desk, lamp or curtain.

(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:57, archived)

did you see those curtains?
not exactly a set...
fades out mysteriously
(

Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:58, archived)

I meant a set of desk, lamp and curtain.
smartarse...
(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:59, archived)

does php
work on demon homepages now? didn't last time i tried...
(

Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:03, archived)

[----------------what you just said
{ 0 0 }[---my head.
(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

meaning

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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:09, archived)

(

PMGT Bosh, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:10, archived)

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Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:11, archived)

That'd be
no, then. They're currently being shit with their mail delivery so why should they shine with current technology?
(

witchy :: Best before:, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:09, archived)

1) it's working for him?
2)i can only download mail for about 1 minute a day, so you're half right
(

Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:10, archived)

ebay is the greatest source
of bizarre fiction.
anyway, no hair, so don't bid.
(

Sargant, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:58, archived)

no bag either.
.
(

chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

You like bag
please?
(

HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

i like bag!

(

popt_art, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:11, archived)

He was not happy

with the turn out for the big gig
(Gabba, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:50, archived)

Look,
the idea is that you actually alter the pics that you post here.

What's funny about an unaltered Liam Gallagher pic?
(

HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:53, archived)

LOL
not a fan then
(Gabba, Tue 20 May 2003, 22:54, archived)

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