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# I can't sleep
so i'll repost this, as no one has told me what they thought about it.

www.u-muppet.co.uk/girlpants

good night.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:53, archived)
# spam spam spam
that's why
come on, it's gone midnight, join in the sexual ambiguity
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Even the first posting never got a W/Y/H....
and I find the nocternal b3tarens normaly alot more fluffy.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:55, archived)
# we are fluffier
but i lack flash for reasons not known to me.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# you're doing
a good job
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Maybe Thor toke it back?

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:57, archived)
# tell me what you get in this test
www.sargant.com/quiz.php
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
:)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
# and I
have red hair
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:04, archived)
# heeee
so true :-)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
#
www.sargant.com/quiz_results.php?score=78&q1=yes
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
# oh god
please, please don't breed!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
# lol

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:02, archived)
# I have only ONE word for you man.....
STERILIZATION


please look into it....soon
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:05, archived)
# liar!
here's the real result
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:03, archived)
# there are also less of us
which makes spamming less effective
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Word.

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:57, archived)
# One Word?
don't get it
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:58, archived)
# did you read
the faq?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# someone
should write a song about that

(If they haven't already)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:58, archived)
# yes.
yes they should.

hmmmm.......
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
# I have no talent
someone else can do it
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
# the b3ta FAQ
should be called Frequently Answered Questions....


ha....haaa. no? OK.

edit/nobody saw me do that
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:03, archived)
# isn't it?
opposed to frequently answered questions?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:05, archived)
# shhhhhhh
*sigh*
time for me to go home i suppose
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:05, archived)
# the *actual* video
for that song is genius.

now i'm really going to bed
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# You mean the bloke dancing around?
I've got loads of vids of him. He is Girlpants, and he is my mate's roomie.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:58, archived)
# ummm no...
the *actual* *offical* video for that song. not your flash thing.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Ok then...
Just wondering....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:00, archived)
# it's alright
now FUCK OFF AND STOP BEING A PRICK!!!

Thank you.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Chill Winston.

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:58, archived)
# hehehe
I think I know now :)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Go on then, what is it?

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Oooh let me guess
"King Ralph needs a big black cock up him (although a kick in the face would be acceptable)"
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:03, archived)
# here. i've just had a load of penis enlargement emails arrive
should i send them to Paul@SkateAttack.biz? could be useful.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Yes
go on, I double-dare you (no returns!)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:02, archived)
# I win already, it's NORKS!
I've guessed it so I should get the shiny penny. And fyi, I have both of those, so nur nur nur nur-nur.

Anyway g'night, you crazy foos.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:05, archived)
# nightttttttt

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:10, archived)
# pass.

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I am sure
that sludge is brown. But otherwise woo!!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
# maybe its toxic sludge.
slug slug slug slug slug slug toxic sluuuuuug
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:52, archived)
# nope
that sludge is green. i can see it's greeness.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:09, archived)
# yay!

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
# That's very nice
I need to get me a graphics tablet!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
# i got the argos one
it's down from £30 to £27 now
slightly bemusing instructions and software, but it is a bigger-than-A5 screen and very very flat.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:53, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:52, archived)
# im not sure why
but this makes me smile.
woo and yay.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:58, archived)
# i am thunderously depressed
and a little bit pissed, as well as on the first day of my four-month summer holiday. i have just walked a kilometre to get to a computer with internet access.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I'm really pissed
if that helps
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
# i am not the slightest drunk
but totally bemused
which doesn't help at all.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
# I'm gonna keep banging my head on the desk
in order to remove conciousness
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:53, archived)
# i have no spare desk space left
so i'll bang my head on the floor and hope i wake up with carpet burns across my forehead
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Just use the corner
of the desk....or the keyboard!!!

infact, bang your head on the keyboard and post the results!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
# rghhbr#'krg;kltmhtbrt;#'#t
b hyu7hyuhyuhjj
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:02, archived)
# nnaaahh
I think you should get back to the desk! ;)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I'm drunk
I'm pissed off that tom things he can beat me at tekken:) and in a very happy mood after feeling so shitty earlyer today!

woo hoo for emotions
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:58, archived)
# aren't you
like 12 or something?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
# 20!!!!!
You bastard!!! (but in a nice way)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:04, archived)
# i was jsut going to stop f5ing then
night night you bastard
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Don't be depressed
Look at it this way. You walked all that distance to talk to us great fools, and you got good exercise!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
# nah
i walked here because i have nothing else to do, nowhere else to be, and nothing to get up for. also in the hope that what i knew about time zones would be wrong and that it would be about noon in hong kong, which it isn't.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:52, archived)
# looking for someone?
HK is about 16 hours behind the UK, I think
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:57, archived)
# nope
it's eight hours ahead.

edit - or seven, i can't remember due to the clocks changing in this stupid fucking country.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:00, archived)
# you set off walking west
and I'll go east..we'll meet in the middle and have a b3ta bash where ever we are:)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:03, archived)
# russia?
i dunno - where the fuck do you live?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:06, archived)
# wheeee!
GRRRRRReat!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:19, archived)
# wowzers!
he's so great!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:19, archived)
# It's not?
it should be about noonish or close there. I know it's 9am in Korea so I guess it would be maybe noon-1-2ish in hong kong? i dunno.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
# wooha!
greatness!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:18, archived)
# woop!
how great mike is!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:17, archived)
# oh dear !

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Ha ha
not seen that done before!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# and with that i'm off to bed



anyone fancy persuading alfie to get the meme trumps page working?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Night!
You shall not have my whisky tonight
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:47, archived)
# I will
*slap*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Waah!
Don't hit me!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Cry to mummy!
*slap*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# *slap!*
snigger....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Everyone's getting in on this..
Dibs on the whiskey!

And the wallet!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
# wallets rule
especially when they kill fascists
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:00, archived)
# You're both rotten
waah!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Stop whining!
*slap*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# night
night
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:47, archived)
# night sucka

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
# nighty night
painful memory bringing up guy.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
# whut painful memory?
and why has reverend Dan brought em up?


/nosey
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
# That I have.............
a flower for an arm.

*sobs*

*edit: shrubbery accident.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:53, archived)
# :-D

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Yay
For McCririck!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Harry or chips?

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
# oh dear...
oh dear oh dear...
oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I know
I only posted it last night but it was such a blatant repost op.
Needs sauce though:

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Woooohoooo! I waited all day to do this!!!

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
# woo!

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# boom!
woo you!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# woo 1000
and purdy anim :-)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# well done on your thousandth post
hope you fix that flowery arm problem soon
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
# let's ......not........
discuss.....it's.....still.......too......painful.

*sobs*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Woo!
Well done!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
# WOOOOO
*Does the 1000 post dance which is actualy like the happy dance but a bit more dancy type stuff*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Well done!
I'll have 3000 in the next few days, but I won't have anything as good as that
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Thanks.
I can make you one real purty like.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Wow!
I can't do anims, on account of being untalented...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
# I'll have 9000 soon:(

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:53, archived)
# I'll do you
erm...yours too.

:)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Hehe
Goodnight all! I need sleep!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# woo!
:)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Woo!
Well done that girl.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
# For Mystery Bob and Pointy etc etc etc
Sleep Under a Storm

Brother

EDIT: Storm is now fixed
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:39, archived)
# So does that mean
I can't look at it?

*sulks*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:41, archived)
# you certainly can not
but listen to it you can
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
# and mighty woo it is too!

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
# i don't seem to be able to reach the first one though
bah!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
# me
neither
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
# gggrrrrrrrr
I'm on dial up and can't be bothered downloading an mp3 right now:(

*saves page for a later date*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# your
etc
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Im etc?
Well, Ive never been called that before, I'm...SORRY Im offended:(

*runs off crying*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# aww
poor Az
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
# I know!
Poor me...but I'll be better if you give me a kiss:) *pukkers up*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Awwww
I really meant Exec as in cheif executive :P
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:57, archived)
# that is fucking good

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Old stuff man
I just do studio stuff these days
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# get paid much?
its a line of work i wanna get into should Publicide not get signed.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
# that's not the attitude!

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:47, archived)
# well, I'm quietly confident that we will,
I just want a back up plan! Nothing wrong with covering all the bases!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# DON'T THINK LIKE THAT!!!
They will...trust me!

If they don't, I'll set fire to my nuts and film it!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Overated
If your on the road your looking at a 16 hour day!

But you get to meet some cool ppland sadly some musicians as well

EDIT: To the first question yeah you do plus you get a daily allowance to live off but it's hard grueling work
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# he he he!
rather that than a fucking desk job though, eh? you work 40 years of your life for a shitty pension and a gold watch. well fuck THAT...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Well for road work you do six months on and six months off
and after forty years you get the clap:
And it's true about the ammount of sex a roadie gets:P
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Where do I sign?

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Mostly agencies these day
but you need a lot of experience for things like that. Myself I was lucky enough to fluke my way in with a one hit wonder about 14 years ago but your first few tours you generally don't get paid for (and no I won't tell you what it was)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Storm appears to be a 404
but Brother get a woo!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# tis working now

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
# woo!
who's singing?

nice understated slideeee...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Ozzy mate of mine
Used to be in a band quite well know in Oz called Jupiter
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I finally got around to getting all my pics in one place
here. Lemme know what you think!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# well done
on doing that
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Before doing that
I hadn't updated my Photoslop page for over a year. I did all the html for this, too! Yay me!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:33, archived)
# HAs anyone seen the A-Team with Murdochs harmonica?
its fucking brilliant.

"I'll just get my harmonica out"

"Damn foo, put that damn harmonica away, you kno I dont like music when I'm driving"

"he doesnt have a Harmonica B.A"

"Damn foo, trying to confuse me with that damn harmonica"

"whooooooo whooooooooo"

"Put that damn harmonica away foo!"
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:35, archived)
# i can't remember the exact dialogue
but the cake one cracks me up every time.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Hehee!
There be some crackers in that there gallery.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
# A lovely repository
woo for storage.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Nice one
I should probably think about doing that.

But why should I bother when I spend ages on them and only one person replies and doesn't even say what they thought of the picture.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
# The bookworm one?
I thought it was magic

But I'd complemented Johnny2 in the post above and didn't want to look cheap by spreading my love too freely
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Thank you
I'm just feeling slightly bitter today :-)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I thought it was woo!
but I still say it was fanny and penis!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:39, archived)
# norks!
it's norks! it is isn't it?!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:47, archived)
# has to be!!!
or boobs...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# very good :)
I keep saying I'm going to do that, but I don't really have anything worth looking at.

that, and a good portion of my pics were deleted yesterday due to a university screw up, and I don't think I can be bothered to re-upload them..

woo to you :)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
# hello kitty!
I saw your post of the guy diving in the rock pool, at like 6:00 am this morning......I'd just back from gigging in Manc last night....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:38, archived)
# yep
it was there :)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:39, archived)
# I went to sleep at midnight
got back to uni at about 6:20...for HALF AN HOUR of creative writing, where they told me they didnt understand a poem I'd put in.....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:40, archived)
# poetry
is supposed to be understandable?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
# exactly!
it was quite a depressing thing called "spectrum" and they didnt get it, cos of the title. They thought it was supposed to be about all happy and sad emotions instead of just sad. They kinda of missed the idea that I'm not exactly the most happiest of people and so those emotions dont really come into my spectrum....

anyway, poetry sucks man, I much prefer prose...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:47, archived)
# I just can't write
which is why I became an engineer :)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:54, archived)
# I'm quite good at writing
but I dont usually do poetry, cos it makes me feel like a pretentious wanker. The one time I actually do something quite heartfelt, they dont fucking like it....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# I feel the same about poetry
but I've always loved prose - and dont get me started on about my screenplay... mmmm 15 minutes of musical loveliness
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
# not
as long as it rhymes

All poetry rhymes - if it doesnt you are simply pronouncing it wrong
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
# lazy stuupid plug
www.paintmash.co.uk/mike/poems/
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
# cant help thinking
whore could be about Vorderman - like them alot they be bookmnarked- they be
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
# wazow!
mike is seeping greatness!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:21, archived)
# heehee
some very nice work there! a woo+ to you!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I like donkeys
La La La
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# I drew a happy caterpillar.

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# yay
can he sing "if you're happy and you know it?"
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
# That'd be
a lot of hands clapping at once!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
# clap your hands

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:29, archived)
# cue earthquake

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:32, archived)
# he's only so happy because he knows that he's incredibly sexy

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
# does he
grape your squildo? does he!?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:29, archived)
# hooearrhooharrehharrroooh phwoaaa crikey


no not really
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:29, archived)
# he should...

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Aye I was lying
trying to hide the truth

it's so hurtful to know i'll never be with it
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:37, archived)
# yay
happy indeed he is.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
# he's nice
what's his name ?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Arthur.

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Daily ?

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
# whenever you're ready for it

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:35, archived)
# budum tsh
comedy tin!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:35, archived)
# noice!
I like bugs
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:30, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaay!
the cappy hatterpillar is lovely!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Yo fish of the space variety
hope you caught the final mix of Brimful.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
# aye, it rocked highly

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
# yo! i caught it indeed!
it is one of the most woo things ever! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:40, archived)
# i love it!
it's so cute - i want to take it home and give it a hug ;)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
# just 'cos
Mr T vs Everything

and i don't give a fuck if it's glasscock.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:26, archived)
# I was JUST about to type that link!!!
damn!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:26, archived)
# haha!
my mindpiss is strong!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
# I was going to do that...
...but I didn't

:P

Whatever happened to Zephret anyway? I miss him
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Tom
I just spazzed back to earlyer were I was talking about tekken at my mates. You could not beat me with Jin. Even if I was Anna/Nina you could NOT beat me with Jin...I am that fucking good:)

/end big head mode

Pretty cool that you got through the battle of the band thing!!! Well done:)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:31, archived)
# I know man! final heat soon.
And I could fuckin toast you with Jin!!!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:32, archived)
# I tell you what sucks about Tekken 4
You know how like 3 of his main combos started with the back and triangle punch?...well, they've ditched that puch...which sucks, 'cause I couldn't do any combos with him:(

Bryan has a cool need move where you press forward forward X but hold the X so insted of him just doing the normal spin kick, he charges up for it...cool as fuck! the graphics are well sweet but the backgrounds can be a bit clumsy and annoying when you get pinned to walls and stuff...but definatly an improvment!!!

And no, you couldn't beat me so stop even thinking about it BOY!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
# I could tan your arse man! admit it!
I held an unbeaten run of 20 wins against 20 people with Jin,a nd then the 21st beat me by just pressing every button really quickly and pulling off special moves that they didnt even know were there.....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Just 20?
Seriously!!! I'd like to send you my memory card (I fear I would never get it back) and prove to you that I've got 79 wins with Jin in survival mode, but 81 with P-Jack by just pressing one button really:-/
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Ooooh
1234567 is close.

Them I'm going to bed, because I'm boring like that.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Is this it?
Hmmm?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Or this?
Edit: Who'd have thought post 1234567 would be this pointless?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Hurray!!!!!!!
Message 1234567

Anyone else preclude this?
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 17:20, archived)
# woo to post no. 1234567
i hope.
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 18:50, archived)
# 1234567
Yay!
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Woooo!
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(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Coo!
1234567. Blimey.

And they said it would never catch on too.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:03, archived)
# i'm probably not the first
but woo on such a clever post number.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
# now lets try 7654321
GET POSTING:)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:33, archived)
# yay....1234567
I can now go to bed happy!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:31, archived)
# well done

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Huzzah!
for that post!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I'm glad to see post preculsion has become so popular
I would like to see it used more randomly though :)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 3:04, archived)
# Whilst Henle and Bowman battled on, Hoskins made light work of the final member of the SEVEN...


No more Atnas!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
# it's like
that film with the alien, called alien I think.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Oh
I always thought that was called 'The Brady Bunch Movie'...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# sarcasm
Will get you everywhere
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Sarcasm?
Is that like a big hole in a cave full of accute respiratory syndrome?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Sar Chasm
You're not fair, You're not right, and you should be against the law.
But i love ya.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:29, archived)
# I love u too
which is whi i keep utting ur picture on the net


(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:32, archived)
# wow
mmm eyes...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
# I dont actually look that gay
it's a conspiracy
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
# conspiracy my big round arse!
and u can keep away from it



meet you round the back of the bike sheds later ;)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Just to be annoying






























Im a bastard me
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:37, archived)
# That is sooooooooo iced cool
u orangeytang
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:38, archived)
# I
Am going to fuck you up the arse
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:38, archived)
# That's so crude

yet strangely


arousing



mmm
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:40, archived)
# It's like he should be saying
"Tell me, Mr. Anderson, how can you wink provocatively without... an... eye? Hee hee!"
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:39, archived)
# That's fantastich...
...as always
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
# woo!



graph goes shooting up again!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:26, archived)
# tis only 45k int it
small for me
what graph?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# yeah
it's small and its great, and i think you were present when i started my graph of johnny2 posts...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Indeed
he is now a personal highlight!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Oh THAT graph
that's spoontastic
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:33, archived)
# .

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
#
erkel go pong
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:35, archived)
# wow
Hoskins is so hard!
You rock, Johnny2...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Ahh thanks fer yer suport there me old matey

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:33, archived)
# No probs
I enjoy your posts these days. I'd hate to miss any.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:35, archived)
# The .303 bookworm can clear a whole shelf in 30 seconds.

As with everything I do it was better in my head...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
# I still say its fanny and penis.......

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Morning you bunch of sexy fuckwits
what's a brewing ?

Threadwaste ? - me, in these shoes ?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
# THOSE shoes?
who said you could wear shoes in here?
out! out!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Proxy Goblin ?
hahaha

what ping do you have ?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:22, archived)
# 3 and a half minutes
or currently his answerphone
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# what?
*BEEP*...This is fucking SirSandGoblins Phone, bitch. Leave a fucking message you bastards and I'll try and cunting well get back to you motherfuckers when I can be fucking bothered to. Alright??......*BEEP*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
# just don't leave a fucking answerphone message, tosser
i have to pay for them and the only fucking way i can get the cash is by selling my hair or your ovaries. twuntface.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:30, archived)
# morning?
hell damn shit
its 00:28 here (UK) where are ya?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# It's
00:28am here in Nighty night Gloucester.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
# What you talking about Koit?
...oh wait, I mean, crazy foo!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
# just spazzed to your War of the Worlds thingy
fucking great guitar work mate. And I love the chorusey/echo style of backing vocals.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:23, archived)
# well...
...thanking ye very much.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# I liked it lots
hope you had a good birthday too matey.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:26, archived)
# was that you singing on the manic
flash thing?

if so - woo!

me off to bed nightie!
x
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# nite hun
aye, a song I did for him last year. Very good flash anim for a first attempt. Beats most people's best attempt !
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# lovely singing :)
pester me for words please :)

x
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
# what
the Bee Gees song ?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:29, archived)
# but of course
tragedy when the feeling's gone and you can't go on it's tragedy!

really gone
x
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Bet you're not
.........
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:31, archived)
# nothiiiiiiiiing
nothing at all. We're just waiting for the board to slow down...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Has it slowed
dooooooowwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt ?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
# nnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo nooooooooooooooottttttttttttttttt
yetttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

waaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt a miiiiiiiiiiiiiinutttttttttttteeeeeeeeeee
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# brewing?
a wank, if i don't fall asleep first. which is unfortunately likely.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:23, archived)
# oh good on ya TLU
PS - say hi to rockbus for me. Missed him I have.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# i will...
still trying to coax him back to the board.

*flexes fingers* now i really am off to bed. getting way too filthy. night!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# rarr
:)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:23, archived)
# yarrrr
rarrrrrr ;)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
# you
remind me of the babe ;)
(the pirate babe, no less)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:26, archived)
# what
babe?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:26, archived)
# i'd continue
but we did this last night. And it got a little out of hand..
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Enroutepublishing

(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:23, archived)
# heehee
:) yes.....
it does that sometimes :)

enjoy isketch - i won't be able to make it tonight as I'm stuck at work overnight
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:29, archived)
# do you know
I'M NOT PLAYING! and I haven't at all tonight.
And maybe I won't tomorrow..
But then again, I probably will :)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:32, archived)
# *in shock*
that must be first ;)
...isketch is hard to resist....go on, you know you want to!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:33, archived)
# it's very hard
but I think I've managed quite well considering. And I'm not sure that anyone else is still there anyway now. And I really will be going to bed soon!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:37, archived)
# i think you have :)
considering that whenever I've popped in in the last few weeks you've been there :)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:39, archived)
# shh
I'm sure that's not true!!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
# hehe
well, almost everytime ;)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# the
babe with the power?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# fnarrrr

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:26, archived)
# nice evening?
(apologies for ruining the chevron..)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Lora
you dear dear lass

I had a very pleasant evening watching Witchblade and Lexx (intermixed with helping my Mother conquer the power of CD burning)

Your good self ?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:32, archived)
# ooh
someone seems very jolly :)
I had an evening of similar pleasance,* though of little consequence. I did nothing apart from b3ta really.
*I made this a word
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Jolly is a good word
I feel that I am finally overcoming the crest of the wave ( A uni-work filled wave)

Sometimes, spending all hours on B3TA can be great. Not done that in an age.

Note to self : must get back to doing some stand-alone photoshops and staying on B3TA to read the replies.

*I have not appended anything.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Yeah
it's been nice to mingle with the locals..

Note to self: must actually attempt to make a picture or something before people notice how talentless I am.

Your traffic light pictures are pretty woo btw!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Thanks L
Yeah, get some pics done. Always nice to see different styles of comedy and art.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
# we'll see
I'm not particularly humourous though. And I don't really know how to work photoshop or anything.
I'm not sure the result will be 'nice' exactly. But it may provide someone with a few laughs..
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
# You do yourself an injustice methinks
anyhow, off to bed.

Night L, night all
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:52, archived)
# nah
but thank you all the same.
Goodnight :)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:53, archived)
# "GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# In these shoes?
I don't think so.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
# RIP
etc etc....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# ummm
talk like T day has ground into a halt because no-one actually knows any T catchphrases except 'shut up foo', 'crazy foo' and 'i ain't gettin on no plane, foo'

unless someone can surprise me right..... now!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Ummmmm...
My van is helluva fast, foo.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Aint gettin' on no plane roo !
repost


(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# milk?

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# You bet fly fast supah sucka
My van is fast FOO!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# shut yo'
jibba jabba! AND DRINK YO' MILK!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:26, archived)
# i stand corrected

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Okay
I can't be arsed to hang around for 1234567

Nytol, and don't do anything I wouldn't do...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:16, archived)
# surely a little good natured humour...
:-D
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
# night night
sleep well
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Night!
I'm too pissed to sleep...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
# and you thought b3ta was funny
www.detonate.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=6667


from my referrer logs
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:19, archived)
# night
night
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:20, archived)
# hah
you lose i win the bet
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:20, archived)
# How John Carpenter would look if he had to deal with the kind of things I need to deal with





Like running out of rice crackers.... and being plagued by Shadowfire
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Are you plagued by
bright lights then?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Well, they will
keep flashing them in my eyes.

But I think they're only for tea-time. My marshmallows are ready now however, so the lights have gone.

Praise the mallow, for it keeps us safe.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:19, archived)
# ahh, at last, its gaytime :-)

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Hey you crazy foo!
...now it's time to talk like T.

I ain't goin in no plane tho'
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Of course not.
Here, have this strange tasting glass of milk...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:03, archived)
# mmmm....
...I always drink my milk!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:04, archived)
#
*gulp*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:04, archived)
# zzzzzz....
....zzzzzzzzzz
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Hoho!
Every time!

:)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:10, archived)
# it was just milk though wasnt it?

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Yes
but hitting him over the head with the bottle sorted the rest out.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:15, archived)
# the thought of drinking milk
is nearly graping my squildo...

mmm, creamy
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:16, archived)
# eep!

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
# well,
it was only nearly.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:20, archived)
# i think i shall have to go to bed
before the filth takes over.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:20, archived)
# and it is taking over.

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
# it's not all mine
loads of it was yours :P
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
# I pity tha foo
that ain't gay.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
"were just gay"?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:01, archived)
# you?
nicer? than what?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:01, archived)
# 'lo Reverend
howsit?
I just wanted to congratulate you personally on yourallgay.com - sheer brilliance.
I've been singing that song under my breath all morning!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
# thanks very much :¬)
it's a lot more fun if you sing it in a loud soprano though.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:10, archived)
# In my head
I am a choir..
of animated meerkats. Woo!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:16, archived)
# GENIUS!
that is all
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:18, archived)
# i've only just looked at it,
and it is absolutely fucking stunning.
Best thing ever, FACT.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# damn sucka,
I aint gittin in no airplane
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:01, archived)
# *wanders off for a glass of milk*

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:01, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAY
I just got back from Less Than Jake in Cambridge Corn Exchange, they suck ^_^ And I felt norks. And fuck me, black skunk is some gooooood shit...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:04, archived)
# norks are cool.
STONER TEST:

"Wardrobe Mooncheese!!"
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Nope. Far too long since I've sampled any herb, methinks.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:07, archived)
# you failed I'm afraid.
Every stoned person cracks up laughing at that. EVERY single one.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:09, archived)
# As I said
I have been without the herb for many, many months.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:13, archived)
# indeed sir, and it shows

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Not true
..I'm not laughing..
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
# how stoned are you?

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Norks are the sorce of all goodness
I'd miss them if I was gay... Not that I normally get any anyway. INSPECTOR MONKFISH
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Inspect whose monkfish?
and for what?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Anyone's for anything
You must always be alert for those monkfish.
Your all monkfish.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# breast milk
is the original Happy Meal.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
# .
your all gay.
And on that note, I've been wondering what exactly an "all gay" looks like.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:05, archived)
# like you

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I figured you would say that
How original
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
# sorry
rob said we should stop this sort of thing.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:33, archived)
#
click
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:16, archived)
# correct
full marx!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:22, archived)
# .


For the following hours, I will stand in place of SirSandGoblin, i.e. spouting tourettes
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
# fucking whore.

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Twatting fuck badger
cunt.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Twatscissors

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Arse pasty!

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Manchester United!

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Now
there's no need for that sort of behaviour.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:18, archived)
# It's not big and it's not clever

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:16, archived)
# potty mouthed, you are
and your mother

this is the kind of stuff, right? I'm worried that he might actually have been kidnapped by nudes, after all there's nothing in the press about it
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:08, archived)
# kidnapped by nudes?
sounds kinky...

Ya fucking cumguzzling donkeyraper.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:10, archived)
# i've got a strong urge
to rip out your heart and feed it to the bavarian ostriches that you loved.

i don't think i can be this agressive all night.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# it'll wear you down eventually.
you perpetually undulating excuse for a toads gonad.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:13, archived)
# scrotal fungus that i scratch regularly

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:16, archived)
# not much risk of that,
no-one would want to keep him.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:10, archived)
# shut yo'
jibba jabba, FOO!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Well I said i thought there
might be murder but he was having none of it
probaly got carried away with all the bumgayity he was expecting
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# ahem,
[ben kingsley in 'sexy beast']JAMRAG SPUNKBUBBLE![/ben kingsley]
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# i love that!
wear all gay. (if you're from tyneside it works!)

(murdock you crazy foo! i ain't dressin up like no nun!)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha nutjob
you about? havent spoken to yas in ages, hows things ?? msg me on m3ss3ng3r is ya like
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# was that directed at me?
or just a random noob-style reply?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# how dare thee
call me a n00b you m*therf*cker hahah j/k!
but in reality, i'm asking how ya doing?

hope lifes swell for ya, cos mines shit at the mo :(
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:18, archived)
# heee,
i'm bloody good actually, still got a home, winky and nice blokey.

whats up with yours?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:20, archived)
# whos the blokey?
me?
well
been living with g/f for last 2 years
unemployed since august, me no money, she does, except for her only now.

we're moving into new place, she cant afford to 'keep me'. fair enough, so new place has to wait for me, i have to move into parents house, except, its full cos my sister and her 2 kids are there..
she left her husband cos he was an asshole and cheated on her, she moved out; parents in one room, sister in another, her daughters (my neices in another - my old room) and spare room is full of shit, i have to sleep on sofa..

all cos i can't find a job..
I NEED EMPLOYMENT
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
# nice blokey
named mr creosote.

and ouch, thats a serious case of shit luck, can you not even get a crappy job a'la shelf stacker for a while?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Wheelchair Wars 3 !
Chance to repost these motherfuckers for the night crew!

Wheelchair Wars 2
Wheelchair Wars 1
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Fluffy

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Damnit
I've been waring my gay hat since 1900hours - will I ever learn?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Waring?
I'd go for initial air strikes, followed up with an intense ground campaign.

That'll teach it.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# I'm using Psych Ops
I keep flaunting my affection of a jaunty trillby its such a jealous queen
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:18, archived)
# In case anyone missed earlier...

clicky for 2 meg mp3


...it is my tribute to HG Wells and his famous story. I even made a crap picture this time, so not to be accused of spam/threadwaste/whatever.

...it's shit btw ;)
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:58, archived)
# very b3atles
very good.



see you in august?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:00, archived)
# the pic rocks!
(so does the song...)

woo engaged!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:00, archived)
# but we all know
they nicked the idea for those tripods from the striders in half-life 2 ;)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:01, archived)
# In turn...
...stolen from BBC's the Tripods.

Foo!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I'm still
waiting for the third series...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:13, archived)
# That sounds like an Ovation?

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:05, archived)
# It is a Seagul
...with a mix of being mic'd up and the internal piezo.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I hate...
...the round backs on Ovations.

They keep slipping down my knee.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Ah
It would be the high gauge strings then D'Adds?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:08, archived)
# ...
...erm Elixir strings.

Gauge 12

I use D'Addradaddrios on my electrics though.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:09, archived)
# mmm elixir....
I use Ernie Balls, but I snap em too fucking quickly....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Makes...
...don't really bother me, but I like them fairly heavy. Won't use anything less than 10s on an electric.

I only go for the D'Addraddaraddadrios for the nice multicoloured ends.

Mmmmm... pretty.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:13, archived)
# well the elixir ones are coated
so they dont wear as quickly, whereas ernie balls arent, so when my hands sweat, the strings get knackered...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:15, archived)
# I guessed the 12s
Don't like Exilirs though it the gautex on the strings just don't feel right
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:12, archived)
# you trainspotter bastards!
:¬)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I wouldn't be able to tell you what they were...
...unless I had put them on myself. Honest.

*sobs*

...fuck.. I am a geek after all...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:15, archived)
# lol
i can't even remember what strings are on my guitar... when they sound dirty i boil them in water and they soon learn their lesson
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Worse
guitar technician
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:16, archived)
# aaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh!

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:20, archived)
# *snigger*
I need a guitar techie.....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
# lol
Well if your willing to relocate to Australia and can afford me:P
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
# I'll try and track down the last studio stuff I laid down but it was a while ago

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
# I like the tone so much...
...that I have gotten used to the feel.

Those have been on for months and still sound brand new.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# yay!
nice work
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Joey at his boing lesson

(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:55, archived)
# awwwwww!

(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:55, archived)
# boing!

(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:57, archived)
# 747?

(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:57, archived)
# indeed
www.legend.yorks.com/~gwawr/tacobella/1night.html
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:59, archived)
# huh?
8O
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:01, archived)
# tis a pome what i writ some years back now
you just reminded me of it...

all the links lead to other pomes... random cylical stylee...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I see...
Got quite confused there!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:05, archived)
# my mission is accomplished then :)

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Yay!
8)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:08, archived)
# How I might look if I was cross-spliced with John Carpenter, some felt-tips and a bad moustache

(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)
# I can sense a bandwagon....
splicing yourself with celebrities....
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Hoorah
For new bandwagons after drinks




and some japanese rice crackers



addictive little bastards....
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:57, archived)
# DISCO DANCE, YOU BOTTLE BIIIIARCH! AAAAAAI! DANCE!


Travolta could learn a thing or two.


PS: I need to lay off the toilet duck for a while.
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:52, archived)
# wow
that's ace.
Have there been any further instalments of your saga whilst I've been at the pub?
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:53, archived)
# No you haven't
Had to go and comfort an insane friend, hindering the plot developement.
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:55, archived)
# ok cool
I'd hate to miss any
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:56, archived)
# I think I just had a seizure......

(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Has anyone else noticed
how this sort of thing usually happens to be exactly in time with whatever is on the radio?
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)
# yes!
its fuckin weird innit???
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:57, archived)
# how is that
190k? and what does it mean?



graph goes down....
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)
# You can't possibly start on the too big thing
NOT AT ALL

NO


ARGH


ARRRRGHHH
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Ignore him!
Ignore me for that matter; I'm pissed
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:57, archived)
# yeah ignore me
but i bet i can prove that could be smaller without losing quality in under five minutes
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:03, archived)
# well i got it down to 150k
without reducing dimensions. it's that crazy pixelation that fucks it....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
# oi leave it out!
so long as it is reasonable why hassle him?

i can get mine smaller - i just prefer to keep the quality :)

lay off...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:20, archived)
# sorry
i did tell him to ignore me.


but will kerry's secret robot project care?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
# hurrah!
for some reason i think it should be a comp entry?
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:57, archived)
# fine
yay
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Mmmmm...
Toilet Duck = Cider + Blue Bols = mmmm.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:00, archived)
# You fool!
Never mix your drinks.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] radiologists on holiday
went to france?!
click for bigger
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:52, archived)
# oof
fantashstick
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)
# wahey!
great!
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Mr. & Mrs. Curie?
8)
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Awesome!
There's even a pedestrian and a cyclist in it. Woo to incredible detail!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# the cyclist
has a string of onions around his neck too ;)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Bigulate
Now!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:40, archived)

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