so i'll repost this, as no one has told me what they thought about it.
www.u-muppet.co.uk/girlpants
good night.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:53, archived)
that's why
come on, it's gone midnight, join in the sexual ambiguity
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:54, archived)
and I find the nocternal b3tarens normaly alot more fluffy.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:55, archived)
STERILIZATION
please look into it....soon
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:05, archived)
should be called Frequently Answered Questions....
ha....haaa. no? OK.
edit/nobody saw me do that
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:03, archived)
for that song is genius.
now i'm really going to bed
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
I've got loads of vids of him. He is Girlpants, and he is my mate's roomie.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:58, archived)
the *actual* *offical* video for that song. not your flash thing.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
"King Ralph needs a big black cock up him (although a kick in the face would be acceptable)"
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:03, archived)
should i send them to Paul@SkateAttack.biz? could be useful.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
I've guessed it so I should get the shiny penny. And fyi, I have both of those, so nur nur nur nur-nur.
Anyway g'night, you crazy foos.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:05, archived)
slug slug slug slug slug slug toxic sluuuuuug
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:52, archived)
it's down from £30 to £27 now
slightly bemusing instructions and software, but it is a bigger-than-A5 screen and very very flat.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:53, archived)
and a little bit pissed, as well as on the first day of my four-month summer holiday. i have just walked a kilometre to get to a computer with internet access.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
but totally bemused
which doesn't help at all.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
in order to remove conciousness
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:53, archived)
so i'll bang my head on the floor and hope i wake up with carpet burns across my forehead
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
of the desk....or the keyboard!!!
infact, bang your head on the keyboard and post the results!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
I'm pissed off that tom things he can beat me at tekken:) and in a very happy mood after feeling so shitty earlyer today!
woo hoo for emotions
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:58, archived)
Look at it this way. You walked all that distance to talk to us great fools, and you got good exercise!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
i walked here because i have nothing else to do, nowhere else to be, and nothing to get up for. also in the hope that what i knew about time zones would be wrong and that it would be about noon in hong kong, which it isn't.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:52, archived)
HK is about 16 hours behind the UK, I think
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:57, archived)
it's eight hours ahead.
edit - or seven, i can't remember due to the clocks changing in this stupid fucking country.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:00, archived)
and I'll go east..we'll meet in the middle and have a b3ta bash where ever we are:)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:03, archived)
it should be about noonish or close there. I know it's 9am in Korea so I guess it would be maybe noon-1-2ish in hong kong? i dunno.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 1:01, archived)
anyone fancy persuading alfie to get the meme trumps page working?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
Dibs on the whiskey!
And the wallet!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
and why has reverend Dan brought em up?
/nosey
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
a flower for an arm.
*sobs*
*edit: shrubbery accident.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:53, archived)
I only posted it last night but it was such a blatant repost op.
Needs sauce though:

(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:54, archived)
hope you fix that flowery arm problem soon
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
discuss.....it's.....still.......too......painful.
*sobs*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
*Does the 1000 post dance which is actualy like the happy dance but a bit more dancy type stuff*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:44, archived)
I'll have 3000 in the next few days, but I won't have anything as good as that
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
Sleep Under a Storm
Brother
EDIT: Storm is now fixed
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:39, archived)
I'm on dial up and can't be bothered downloading an mp3 right now:(
*saves page for a later date*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
Well, Ive never been called that before, I'm...SORRY Im offended:(
*runs off crying*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
Poor me...but I'll be better if you give me a kiss:) *pukkers up*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:54, archived)
its a line of work i wanna get into should Publicide not get signed.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:45, archived)
I just want a back up plan! Nothing wrong with covering all the bases!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
They will...trust me!
If they don't, I'll set fire to my nuts and film it!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
If your on the road your looking at a 16 hour day!
But you get to meet some cool ppland sadly some musicians as well
EDIT: To the first question yeah you do plus you get a daily allowance to live off but it's hard grueling work
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
rather that than a fucking desk job though, eh? you work 40 years of your life for a shitty pension and a gold watch. well fuck THAT...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
and after forty years you get the clap:
And it's true about the ammount of sex a roadie gets:P
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:53, archived)
but you need a lot of experience for things like that. Myself I was lucky enough to fluke my way in with a one hit wonder about 14 years ago but your first few tours you generally don't get paid for (and no I won't tell you what it was)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
Used to be in a band quite well know in Oz called Jupiter
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:50, archived)
here. Lemme know what you think!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
I hadn't updated my Photoslop page for over a year. I did all the html for this, too! Yay me!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:33, archived)
its fucking brilliant.
"I'll just get my harmonica out"
"Damn foo, put that damn harmonica away, you kno I dont like music when I'm driving"
"he doesnt have a Harmonica B.A"
"Damn foo, trying to confuse me with that damn harmonica"
"whooooooo whooooooooo"
"Put that damn harmonica away foo!"
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:35, archived)
but the cake one cracks me up every time.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:38, archived)
I should probably think about doing that.
But why should I bother when I spend ages on them and only one person replies and doesn't even say what they thought of the picture.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
I thought it was magic
But I'd complemented Johnny2 in the post above and didn't want to look cheap by spreading my love too freely
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
I keep saying I'm going to do that, but I don't really have anything worth looking at.
that, and a good portion of my pics were deleted yesterday due to a university screw up, and I don't think I can be bothered to re-upload them..
woo to you :)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
I saw your post of the guy diving in the rock pool, at like 6:00 am this morning......I'd just back from gigging in Manc last night....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:38, archived)
got back to uni at about 6:20...for HALF AN HOUR of creative writing, where they told me they didnt understand a poem I'd put in.....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:40, archived)
it was quite a depressing thing called "spectrum" and they didnt get it, cos of the title. They thought it was supposed to be about all happy and sad emotions instead of just sad. They kinda of missed the idea that I'm not exactly the most happiest of people and so those emotions dont really come into my spectrum....
anyway, poetry sucks man, I much prefer prose...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:47, archived)
but I dont usually do poetry, cos it makes me feel like a pretentious wanker. The one time I actually do something quite heartfelt, they dont fucking like it....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
but I've always loved prose - and dont get me started on about my screenplay... mmmm 15 minutes of musical loveliness
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:59, archived)
as long as it rhymes
All poetry rhymes - if it doesnt you are simply pronouncing it wrong
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:48, archived)
whore could be about Vorderman - like them alot they be bookmnarked- they be
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:56, archived)
trying to hide the truth
it's so hurtful to know i'll never be with it
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:37, archived)
hope you caught the final mix of Brimful.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:34, archived)
it is one of the most woo things ever! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!





(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:40, archived)
it's so cute - i want to take it home and give it a hug ;)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
Mr T vs Everything
and i don't give a fuck if it's glasscock.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:26, archived)
...but I didn't
:P
Whatever happened to Zephret anyway? I miss him
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
I just spazzed back to earlyer were I was talking about tekken at my mates. You could not beat me with Jin. Even if I was Anna/Nina you could NOT beat me with Jin...I am that fucking good:)
/end big head mode
Pretty cool that you got through the battle of the band thing!!! Well done:)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:31, archived)
And I could fuckin toast you with Jin!!!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:32, archived)
You know how like 3 of his main combos started with the back and triangle punch?...well, they've ditched that puch...which sucks, 'cause I couldn't do any combos with him:(
Bryan has a cool need move where you press forward forward X but hold the X so insted of him just doing the normal spin kick, he charges up for it...cool as fuck! the graphics are well sweet but the backgrounds can be a bit clumsy and annoying when you get pinned to walls and stuff...but definatly an improvment!!!
And no, you couldn't beat me so stop even thinking about it BOY!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
I held an unbeaten run of 20 wins against 20 people with Jin,a nd then the 21st beat me by just pressing every button really quickly and pulling off special moves that they didnt even know were there.....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:42, archived)
Seriously!!! I'd like to send you my memory card (I fear I would never get it back) and prove to you that I've got 79 wins with Jin in survival mode, but 81 with P-Jack by just pressing one button really:-/
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:51, archived)
1234567 is close.
Them I'm going to bed, because I'm boring like that.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
Edit: Who'd have thought post 1234567 would be this pointless?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
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(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:02, archived)
but woo on such a clever post number.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
I would like to see it used more randomly though :)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 3:04, archived)

No more Atnas!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
Is that like a big hole in a cave full of accute respiratory syndrome?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
You're not fair, You're not right, and you should be against the law.
But i love ya.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:29, archived)
and u can keep away from it
meet you round the back of the bike sheds later ;)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
"Tell me, Mr. Anderson, how can you wink provocatively without... an... eye? Hee hee!"
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:39, archived)
it's small and its great, and i think you were present when i started my graph of johnny2 posts...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:30, archived)

As with everything I do it was better in my head...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
what's a brewing ?
Threadwaste ? - me, in these shoes ?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
*BEEP*...This is fucking SirSandGoblins Phone, bitch. Leave a fucking message you bastards and I'll try and cunting well get back to you motherfuckers when I can be fucking bothered to. Alright??......*BEEP*
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:28, archived)
i have to pay for them and the only fucking way i can get the cash is by selling my hair or your ovaries. twuntface.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:30, archived)
fucking great guitar work mate. And I love the chorusey/echo style of backing vocals.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:23, archived)
flash thing?
if so - woo!
me off to bed nightie!
x
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
aye, a song I did for him last year. Very good flash anim for a first attempt. Beats most people's best attempt !
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
tragedy when the feeling's gone and you can't go on it's tragedy!
really gone
x
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:30, archived)
nothing at all. We're just waiting for the board to slow down...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:22, archived)
dooooooowwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt ?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
yetttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
waaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt a miiiiiiiiiiiiiinutttttttttttteeeeeeeeeee
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
a wank, if i don't fall asleep first. which is unfortunately likely.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:23, archived)
PS - say hi to rockbus for me. Missed him I have.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
still trying to coax him back to the board.
*flexes fingers* now i really am off to bed. getting way too filthy. night!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
but we did this last night. And it got a little out of hand..
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
:) yes.....
it does that sometimes :)
enjoy isketch - i won't be able to make it tonight as I'm stuck at work overnight
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:29, archived)
I'M NOT PLAYING! and I haven't at all tonight.
And maybe I won't tomorrow..
But then again, I probably will :)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:32, archived)
that must be first ;)
...isketch is hard to resist....go on, you know you want to!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:33, archived)
but I think I've managed quite well considering. And I'm not sure that anyone else is still there anyway now. And I really will be going to bed soon!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:37, archived)
considering that whenever I've popped in in the last few weeks you've been there :)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:39, archived)
you dear dear lass
I had a very pleasant evening watching Witchblade and Lexx (intermixed with helping my Mother conquer the power of CD burning)
Your good self ?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:32, archived)
someone seems very jolly :)
I had an evening of similar pleasance,* though of little consequence. I did nothing apart from b3ta really.
*I made this a word
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:36, archived)
I feel that I am finally overcoming the crest of the wave ( A uni-work filled wave)
Sometimes, spending all hours on B3TA can be great. Not done that in an age.
Note to self : must get back to doing some stand-alone photoshops and staying on B3TA to read the replies.
*I have not appended anything.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:39, archived)
it's been nice to mingle with the locals..
Note to self: must actually attempt to make a picture or something before people notice how talentless I am.
Your traffic light pictures are pretty woo btw!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:43, archived)
Yeah, get some pics done. Always nice to see different styles of comedy and art.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:46, archived)
I'm not particularly humourous though. And I don't really know how to work photoshop or anything.
I'm not sure the result will be 'nice' exactly. But it may provide someone with a few laughs..
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:49, archived)
anyhow, off to bed.
Night L, night all
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:52, archived)
talk like T day has ground into a halt because no-one actually knows any T catchphrases except 'shut up foo', 'crazy foo' and 'i ain't gettin on no plane, foo'
unless someone can surprise me right..... now!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
I can't be arsed to hang around for 1234567
Nytol, and don't do anything I wouldn't do...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:16, archived)
www.detonate.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=6667
from my referrer logs
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:19, archived)

Like running out of rice crackers.... and being plagued by Shadowfire
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
keep flashing them in my eyes.
But I think they're only for tea-time. My marshmallows are ready now however, so the lights have gone.
Praise the mallow, for it keeps us safe.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:19, archived)
...now it's time to talk like T.
I ain't goin in no plane tho'
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:01, archived)
but hitting him over the head with the bottle sorted the rest out.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:15, archived)
is nearly graping my squildo...
mmm, creamy
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:16, archived)
howsit?
I just wanted to congratulate you personally on yourallgay.com - sheer brilliance.
I've been singing that song under my breath all morning!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
it's a lot more fun if you sing it in a loud soprano though.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:10, archived)
and it is absolutely fucking stunning.
Best thing ever, FACT.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
I just got back from Less Than Jake in Cambridge Corn Exchange, they suck ^_^ And I felt norks. And fuck me, black skunk is some gooooood shit...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:04, archived)
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Nope. Far too long since I've sampled any herb, methinks.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:07, archived)
Every stoned person cracks up laughing at that. EVERY single one.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:09, archived)
I'd miss them if I was gay... Not that I normally get any anyway. INSPECTOR MONKFISH
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:10, archived)
You must always be alert for those monkfish.
Your all monkfish.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
your all gay.
And on that note, I've been wondering what exactly an "all gay" looks like.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:05, archived)

For the following hours, I will stand in place of SirSandGoblin, i.e. spouting tourettes
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
and your mother
this is the kind of stuff, right? I'm worried that he might actually have been kidnapped by nudes, after all there's nothing in the press about it
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:08, archived)
sounds kinky...
Ya fucking cumguzzling donkeyraper.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:10, archived)
to rip out your heart and feed it to the bavarian ostriches that you loved.
i don't think i can be this agressive all night.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
you perpetually undulating excuse for a toads gonad.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:13, archived)
might be murder but he was having none of it
probaly got carried away with all the bumgayity he was expecting
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
[ben kingsley in 'sexy beast']JAMRAG SPUNKBUBBLE![/ben kingsley]
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
wear all gay. (if you're from tyneside it works!)
(murdock you crazy foo! i ain't dressin up like no nun!)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
you about? havent spoken to yas in ages, hows things ?? msg me on m3ss3ng3r is ya like
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
call me a n00b you m*therf*cker hahah j/k!
but in reality, i'm asking how ya doing?
hope lifes swell for ya, cos mines shit at the mo :(
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:18, archived)
i'm bloody good actually, still got a home, winky and nice blokey.
whats up with yours?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:20, archived)
me?
well
been living with g/f for last 2 years
unemployed since august, me no money, she does, except for her only now.
we're moving into new place, she cant afford to 'keep me'. fair enough, so new place has to wait for me, i have to move into parents house, except, its full cos my sister and her 2 kids are there..
she left her husband cos he was an asshole and cheated on her, she moved out; parents in one room, sister in another, her daughters (my neices in another - my old room) and spare room is full of shit, i have to sleep on sofa..
all cos i can't find a job..
I NEED EMPLOYMENT
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
named mr creosote.
and ouch, thats a serious case of shit luck, can you not even get a crappy job a'la shelf stacker for a while?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:37, archived)
Chance to repost these motherfuckers for the night crew!

Wheelchair Wars 2
Wheelchair Wars 1
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
I've been waring my gay hat since 1900hours - will I ever learn?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
I'd go for initial air strikes, followed up with an intense ground campaign.
That'll teach it.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
I keep flaunting my affection of a jaunty trillby its such a jealous queen
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:18, archived)

clicky for 2 meg mp3
...it is my tribute to HG Wells and his famous story. I even made a crap picture this time, so not to be accused of spam/threadwaste/whatever.
...it's shit btw ;)
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:58, archived)
they nicked the idea for those tripods from the striders in half-life 2 ;)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:01, archived)
...with a mix of being mic'd up and the internal piezo.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
...the round backs on Ovations.
They keep slipping down my knee.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:08, archived)
...erm Elixir strings.
Gauge 12
I use D'Addradaddrios on my electrics though.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:09, archived)
I use Ernie Balls, but I snap em too fucking quickly....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
...don't really bother me, but I like them fairly heavy. Won't use anything less than 10s on an electric.
I only go for the D'Addraddaraddadrios for the nice multicoloured ends.
Mmmmm... pretty.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:13, archived)
so they dont wear as quickly, whereas ernie balls arent, so when my hands sweat, the strings get knackered...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:15, archived)
Don't like Exilirs though it the gautex on the strings just don't feel right
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:12, archived)
...unless I had put them on myself. Honest.
*sobs*
...fuck.. I am a geek after all...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:15, archived)
i can't even remember what strings are on my guitar... when they sound dirty i boil them in water and they soon learn their lesson
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
Well if your willing to relocate to Australia and can afford me:P
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:27, archived)
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
...that I have gotten used to the feel.
Those have been on for months and still sound brand new.
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
you just reminded me of it...
all the links lead to other pomes... random cylical stylee...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:02, archived)

(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)
splicing yourself with celebrities....
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:56, archived)
For new bandwagons after drinks
and some japanese rice crackers
addictive little bastards....
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:57, archived)

Travolta could learn a thing or two.
PS: I need to lay off the toilet duck for a while.
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:52, archived)
that's ace.
Have there been any further instalments of your saga whilst I've been at the pub?
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:53, archived)
Had to go and comfort an insane friend, hindering the plot developement.
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:55, archived)
how this sort of thing usually happens to be exactly in time with whatever is on the radio?
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)
NOT AT ALL
NO
ARGH
ARRRRGHHH
(, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:56, archived)
but i bet i can prove that could be smaller without losing quality in under five minutes
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:03, archived)
without reducing dimensions. it's that crazy pixelation that fucks it....
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:06, archived)
so long as it is reasonable why hassle him?
i can get mine smaller - i just prefer to keep the quality :)
lay off...
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:20, archived)
i did tell him to ignore me.
but will kerry's secret robot project care?
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:25, archived)
There's even a pedestrian and a cyclist in it. Woo to incredible detail!
(, Wed 21 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
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