He came 3rd in his local cup, too

( RobRobRobRobRob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:36, archived)

What is it with Getty and their penchant for

the "just a bit taller and looking down, foreshortening" point of view, anyway?

And woo to your perturbed, golfing chimp!
( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:39, archived)

they haven't got long enough film
so everything has to look shorter.
either that, or all their models are dwarves

edit: here's another


( RobRobRobRobRob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:47, archived)

It's
an advertising thing I think.
( fuzzbucket, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)

woo!
looks like his ball's up a tree : )
( magoo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)

Pointy
Is Pointy in the house this evening? I came up with this comeback to his Zippy outburst on Saturday (www.b3ta.com/board/1298052), but the board went down :(


( Thy Maker Sigs are rubbish, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:36, archived)

that boy has issues
the hairy spandex goon
:)
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:39, archived)

Ahahaha
Yeah, my paintmash had a strange effect on him...!
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:40, archived)

*Larff!*
Oh boy, he's gonna flip when he sees zippy!
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:42, archived)

"A ZIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR A FUCKING MOUTH!!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!! A FUCKING ZIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A ZIP!!!!!!!!!"
Nearly pissed myself laughing!
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:44, archived)

I wonder if he'd act the same way
if the lil guy had snaps for a mouth or even a button?

Kinda weird.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)

I think he may
have gimp issues
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)

ha ha
he's definatly got issues!
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:54, archived)

Cads *hate* kittens

(blighty, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:34, archived)

Run kitty! Run!

( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:37, archived)

cool dude
terrible shot
nice pic : )
( magoo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:55, archived)

It's over before it's started

( Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:32, archived)

barum
tsch
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:35, archived)

barium
enema
(Smudger time...to..., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:46, archived)

me googlist stylee

( lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:29, archived)

what is the googlist stylee
algorithm?
( freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:32, archived)

split your name in two,
do a google image search on each half name and combine the first image from one with the first image from another.
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:33, archived)

i didn't get any results as 2
so i slipped in other :'( sorry sir won't happen again
( lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:34, archived)

/me goes
and does just that.
( fuzzbucket, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:35, archived)

can't wait
for "fuzz" and "bucket"....
( robh, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:44, archived)

"dogs" and "bollocks"
Doesn't sound sfw :)
( dogsbollocks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:35, archived)

dogsbol
locks
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:36, archived)

ahh
indeed.
( dogsbollocks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:39, archived)

i don't know what a dogsbol looks like
but i imagine it's similar to an oxbow lake.
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:39, archived)

It don't look like nuffink
"Did you mean: dogbowl?"

No, not really. But thank you for trying, Google.
( foop, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:48, archived)

erm...
"eater of" other "peoples cheese"
( lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:33, archived)

you take 2 parts from the username
fr and eshlegs for example and shop the first accessible result in google image for each part.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:34, archived)

i thank you all
this transmission ends
( freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:35, archived)

fresh - legs

( EvS, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:37, archived)

i'm working on one
now too :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:38, archived)

what were your search
terms?

And does that thing on the sand goblin remind you of the California Sunmaid Raisin Bunch Band?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:33, archived)

eater of - other - peoples cheese

( lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:39, archived)

Evening all

(The sun never goes down its just an illusion caused by the world spinning around, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

cool
: )
(tits, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:29, archived)

bucking frilliant, in fact, it's:

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:33, archived)

ha ha ha
tee hee
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:34, archived)

( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

are they good?
.
(tits, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

went for a song.

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

ducks?
bit too smacky for me
( munkt0n, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

"web footed fascists
with beady little eyes.."
( lady_delirium, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

someone
told me ducks got down well
(tits, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

my googlist name. 'Micto' and 'Boy'

what I did this weekend (I was bored.)
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)

waarh a bit scarey... i like all your small paintmashes :)
TJ who is :
212.159.93.151/
and why are they scanning my firewall so much?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

eep!
212.159.93.151/piccies/face-painting-butterfly.jpg
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

who that?

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

that's whoever's
been scanning your firewall
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

mabe he's a fellow b3tan?
212.159.93.151/tim/
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:29, archived)

It's me
And whenever I see anybody post their home connection IP address, ANYWHERE, I scan it and let them know of any obvious problems.

You will also see from the scans that they're SYN scans only and I never, ever attempt to connect().

I help out with a number of tech forums, and you wouldn't believe the number of people that just hook up a PC to the 'net on broadband and leave it WIDE open.

I assure you, nothing malicious intended, just a health check.
(Brian Blessed, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:38, archived)

wow! thanks for letting me know.
did you find anything?
//edit what about all the other people on the forum who probably don't even have a firewall?
//edit2 - do you recommend a firewall (like zonealarm) on my webserver as well? (see profile for network diagram)
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:38, archived)

You can do it yourself and see the results
Click Me Sonny!
( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:47, archived)

thanks very much :)
ta
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:56, archived)

No probs
:)
( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:58, archived)

Odd
I thought I'd already replied to this, but it has disappeared...

No, nothing there - you look pretty safe.

One obvious comment - lots of "closed" ports, rather than "stealth". Don't know what firewallage you have, don't post details here!!!

I didn't do a full 1-65535 port scan, so my results are incomplete.

Go to grc.com and look for "shields up" to test yourself too.

Best regards,

Bern
(Brian Blessed, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:09, archived)

212.159.*.*
I believe is the plusnet IP range?

edit: it is - I'm 212.159.20.40 and I have other friends who are also 212.159.*.*
( dogsbollocks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

what is he 'scanning' exactly?
portscan him back
( munkt0n, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:30, archived)

Hehee
Childish behaviour for geeks :)

'don't let the older boys bully you - port scan them back'
( dogsbollocks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:30, archived)

loads
source 212.159.93.151 44424 dest. 80.193.33.22 667 ports : 699 659 499 378 560 208 1014 306 950 667 699 38 681 1020 747 111 533 513 etc also : 705 AgentX for SNMP
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:33, archived)

he's after me socks!!!
port 1080 SOCKS
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:37, archived)

does that boy have
smallpox?
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

very tired

for message
(pdrake, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)

That is lovely
LOVELY!!!
(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

HOT
BURN
FIRE

MEAT
(tits, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

Was she the Fark Personal Ads
thingy the other day?
( EvS, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

yes
i like to pshop the personal people. it gives it some use.
(pdrake, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

hahah
likes it
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

top spongage!
woo
( lemonhead, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

arf
s'good!
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

google composite thingy

( munkt0n, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:22, archived)

ooh
painting by letters
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

( Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)

.

(ivor_the_engine, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)

I love your woo
woo to the woo and woo to Elvis in a bubblecar
(wilesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)

yay
for the return of elvis
note I'm actually revising and so not here
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:22, archived)

who said that?

( Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)

however
don't think I didn't see you offer to drop your trousers earlier!
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

oooh sorry
*rapidly zips up trousers*
( Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

Yay!
Congratumalations!

:)
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:22, archived)

amen!
woo!
( munkt0n, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:22, archived)

threadwaste
who's got the most posts on the b3ta forum??
(andyo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:22, archived)

fnord

( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

i'm not doing bad,
considering i've not been here for a year yet.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

last count
it was Fnord/Tainting by Plumbers, and bovine second
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/
( RobRobRobRobRob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

Does that count though?
because we're working as a team :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

pfffft.

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:29, archived)

I like looking at the B3TA stats
for the pretty colours
(wilesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:40, archived)

but
us newbies'll never get on. So i don't reckon it's worth bothering with
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:47, archived)

yay
a new elvis every milestone... classy (kind of)
( RobRobRobRobRob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

yay!!!
well done you:)

a little less conversation, a little more elvis animations, please:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

and to think,
i have less than 225 posts until my 10000th.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

Congratulations
and jubilations
( Lakeland rose, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

Well done
that man. Woo, and indeed, without the need of a twist of the arm, Yay.
( djol, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

Woo to you....
And a great way to celebrate!
( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

well
done
nice effect.
( santexo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

Congratulamification!
i'm only on

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

tis the week of a thousand posts this week

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

Good lord, Pecker
You're only 14? What were you, born in Photoshop? When I was 14 I could hardly master French verbs and spent the whole time fancying Tanya in my class. /envy, returns to catching up on childhood with PS2
(wilesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:30, archived)

yay!
:)
( lemonhead, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

Bravo !

( iamhyperdog, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

Well done!

( Quelabra Search Guard Successor, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:41, archived)

First ever attempt at animation
Apologies for it being crap/too big/not working etc.

The kitten in the pic glories in the name Ringo Fluffalupagus von Tufty Lumps. He belongs to a co-worker and I think he's got star quality. Dance, Ringo, dance!

This has been a product of Wilesy Industries
(wilesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)

woo!
watch him go!
( lady_delirium, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)

he is a star, definitely!
Interesting name and he got da moves.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)

That is so classically wonderfully b3ta!
Woo and Yay for old school!
( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

you can just hear the
tap dance solo!
or is it just the voices messing with me again?
( lady_delirium, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

Woo !
*throws sixpence*
( iamhyperdog, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:34, archived)

you know when you start something funny...


then you forget the joke, but you post it anyway, even though it wasnt what it was supposed to be?
( lady_delirium, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)

yes
i know only too well .
(tits, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

i LOVE this one...

(The_Notorious_Mini, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

excllent
i'd watch it.
( Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)

its official
there isnt one picture of the pinocchio facing away from the camera
i need a piccie of his back or my cunning triple lawsuit plan will be thwarted....
( Azra3l obviously an enormous coke head, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)

Mascot needing Pinnochio
did you get one yet? We have a 3ft model at home, looking cheekily over his shoulder...
I can snap it this evening, if U want.
lemme know
love from
ItsMrTuyou
(It's Mr tuyou, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)

Superb!
If I had a woo animation, I'd post it now. Failing that 'woo'!
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)

we can share

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)

Pe©ker to the rescue!
Cheers mate.
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)

that
makes me laugh at their dumb stoopid
heads.
(tits, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:17, archived)

I like them.

( EvS, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)

me too
comedy institution
( Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)

is where they should be sent
?
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)

it's
a strange thing.
but me too.
I hate myself for it though
(tits, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)

This is beautiful,
just lovely. Enjoy your life.
(noahlovesnesquick, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 10:44, archived)

Slim in a googlist perspective


www.b3ta.com/board/1306103
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)

is it really?
crikey
( Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)

wow i never knew!

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)

ooo-err
is that a dalek on the side of the car?
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

fuck me thats scary

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

My own sad effort.

(The lady is the first result for Idy; the first result for Cass was the image on her fan, a map of a tropical storm.)
( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)

i like it!

( Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)

Thanks, rev.
I was surprised to find a load of pics for Idy, and relieved that she was first - made it easy.
( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:31, archived)

Professor!
I had to remove my ridiculously stupid "Digeridude" googlization from my server! The notorious leeches at topfong.com (Chinese gay chat forum) hotlinked a page's worth of b3ta images and it had almost 3000 hits by the time I took it down. Poor Human Descent - I think they had three of his in the same post.
( i know - .htaccess and I did that, but then THAT image was getting hammered...)
( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:29, archived)

What not to buy animals
Helicopter mice should not have combined harvesters, theyre too big for them to drive.


(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)

That is truly
the Wisdom of Solomon.
(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)

too true

( Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)

im confused
isnt that koits thing?

although thats rather true =P
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)

maybe
i thought anyone could do one though
(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

spose

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

sorry koit
didnt mean to steal your limelight, think of it as a tribute
(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:17, archived)

no need to apologise matey
Anyone can do anything.

But step on my TLW's and I will break you mentally and physically.

:)
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)

:(
whats TLW's?

Tits
Legs
Winkies?

i like blinking I do
(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

Here :-
www.trafficlightwars.co.uk
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

oooooh
like in superman 3, thats a funny film
(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:30, archived)

i downloaded brimful of mindpiss last night
can i say it's truly fugging wonderful?
yes i can.
( RobRobRobRobRob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

and you just have
and btw - cheers........thanks also to Spacefish and PointyMetalGuitarTom
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

yay!
I don't think koit had helicopter-mice on his list ;)
( lemonhead, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)

ho hum, anybody fancy cheering me up?

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)

two
liars walking down the street
1st says...I climbed everest last night.

2nd says.....yeah...I know , I saw you.

ha ha ha ha ha
(tits, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)

well
it's my fave joke : D
(tits, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

stop
replying to your own stuff
(tits, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

ok
never again
(tits, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)

good
: O
(tits, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)

Two peanuts were walking down the street when suddenly, one of them was

( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)

How
tragic.
( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)

groan!

( Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)

i thought that we knew
he was assaulted all along...
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)

Not really.
I hope you have a really miserable time.
(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)

be nice
go on try it
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)

OK
I hope that you cheer up slightly, or at least have to pause in your crying.
Better?
(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)

bastard.

(