Googlistic Whelkboy

( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:10, archived)

that's odd
both me and BoyBlue got a diifernt 'boy' pic
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:11, archived)

there aren't any flowers in my local park.
lots of trees. lots of grass. but no flowers. there's even a giant fly thing, but no flowers.
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:14, archived)

'mictoboy is even more confused'

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:15, archived)

there aren't. it makes me sad

( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:26, archived)

Um [face reddens]
Oops. I'll try again.
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:14, archived)

depending if you have safe search or if you use a regional google
(I use .co.uk) you may get slightly different 1st results.
If you're not happy with the results try a different split of the search terms maybe.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:16, archived)

Well the head is me
I knew this photo would work. I needed a head and I am a boy. Bending the rules of a googlistic I know....



Sorry.
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:18, archived)

no need to apologise
B3ta's all about bending the rules of what's normal :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:21, archived)

Well, you know what I look like now
Waiting for the 'spong' to come.
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:22, archived)

more googlist stuff


I used my real name because i guess i would get obvious results with hotdog
( Hotdog, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:08, archived)

threadjack:
f**k me! you can do digital chromatography with imageready! i just was mindlessly rubbing a layer with the blur tool when i went over the edge, and it extended. Intrigued, i continued to do this and it extended into its component colours.
I was amazed anyway...
( Mushroom, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:11, archived)

what?
in english for dummies with detailed instructions, please.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:41, archived)

I think it means
like when you wet some paper with felt-tip on it in little school
( FVH3 lurk lurk lurk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)

that's good
but you get good 1st results searching for ho/tdog and its surprisingly sfw
( Reverend Dan HIIII!!! :D, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:11, archived)

hmmm yes
more googlist coming up
( Hotdog, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:14, archived)

Quick googlist

( Hotdog, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:20, archived)

hooray!
that's b3ta!
( Reverend Dan HIIII!!! :D, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:23, archived)

but your real name is
Penguinboyand Gnuman is it not?
you were suprised to find that?
;o)
( Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:12, archived)

it
highlighted "and"
( Hotdog, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:15, archived)

Googlistic "Blo Id"

( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:07, archived)

bloody students
always complaining about something ;)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:19, archived)

technically safe for work,
unless your boss is mondrian.
www.ecn.org/sexyshock/start.swf
it's probably a minimal glass cock though.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:06, archived)

yay!
ZOG!
ZOG!
ZOG!
ZOG!
ZOG!
ZOG!
ZOG!
ZOG!
ZOG!
ZOG!
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:08, archived)

I love
that guy.
( EvS, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:09, archived)

Yay! All kneel at the Zog Idol!

( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:12, archived)

eek!
erm.. thank you...
*backs away slowly*
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:20, archived)

hee hee...
did it a couple of weeks ago, but you had gone off lecturing ;-)
( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:25, archived)

That tune
is really irritating.
( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:08, archived)

The navigation
is also not great.

Good idea though.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:13, archived)

what are these
swf extensions that i can never see?
Shock wave or sommat?
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:10, archived)

flash

( Reverend Dan HIIII!!! :D, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:12, archived)

Shockwave flash
indeed.
( fuzzbucket, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:13, archived)

are you one of those
unix/atari/spectrum/texas instruments/pet/commodore users?
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:18, archived)

Erm..
no.
Don't think so.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:31, archived)

Replace your Cat & Airplane with a Kittencopter!

( Quelabra Search Guard Successor, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:01, archived)

Smoooooooooooooooth
Nice shadow work there.
( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:02, archived)

hehe
very nice :)
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:06, archived)

thats
magic!
( iamhyperdog, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:07, archived)

I'm just marvelling at your
work on the door!
( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:09, archived)

you know,
i always thought that was a window frame. now i see it's a door. my life has been turned upside down....
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:12, archived)

ditto
and woo, yay for top-shoppery!
( lemonhead, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:19, archived)

Thanks,
It's still a bit wonky, but the more you work on it the less real it looks.
( Quelabra Search Guard Successor, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:15, archived)

Yay for
flying Nohands!

wee!!!!!

Nice shoppin!
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:12, archived)

hahaha...
top notch :-)
( eclectech, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:19, archived)

humm
has no reason just pissed off about the ammount of tax we have to pay
(Fragrent Vagrant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:01, archived)

i think
the amount of tax is the last reason i think he's a twat.
( stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:02, archived)

here
here
( lady_delirium, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:09, archived)

you do know that not paying tax
would mean the country would be left in an even worse state than thatcher managed? taxes are there for a reason.
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:02, archived)

yes. well
done for putting that more eloquently than me.
( stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:03, archived)

sorry
am tired and after reading new scientis article that slated the gimp i decided to make that, very immature i admit
(Fragrent Vagrant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:05, archived)

*picks up the new scientist
from under the copy of FHM* (don't you just love confusing the people at the newsagents?)

Which article?
( Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:13, archived)

i've just noticed i accidentally did something clever.
the "country" would be in a worse "state".
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:05, archived)

you are a
witty animal
(Fragrent Vagrant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:06, archived)

oh yes,
we could never have dropped so many bombs on iraq if we didn't have such high taxes :P
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:07, archived)

i'm too young and idealistic, aren't i?
if they were properly distributed (ie. taxes paid for flowerbeds and swings in parks instead of bombs) then it wouldn't be such a problem.
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:10, archived)

once
again more eloquent than me. good work.
( stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:11, archived)

I don't mind paying taxes
so long as all the money is spent on student nurses. and I get to pick which ones ;)
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:13, archived)

ooh, you
wee scamp.
( stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:10, archived)

This is what Irish taxpayers fund:
Nobody wanted it but unfortunately this is not a democracy...
( fuzzbucket, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:08, archived)

a very thin
phallus?
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:11, archived)

If it
had a big glans at the top that would be cool, but no...
( fuzzbucket, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:15, archived)

You know they paid obscene amounts
of my money to some consultancy to come up with a name. After some weeks they called it "The Spire". Genius.
( fuzzbucket, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:18, archived)

has anyone
put a traffic cone on it yet?
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:18, archived)

They declared it grafitti proof
so now they're afraid to remove the fence around it.
Also, someone might notice you placing the crane to get to the top.
( fuzzbucket, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:22, archived)

it's bound
to happen though, eventually...
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:23, archived)

We can
only hope.
( fuzzbucket, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:25, archived)

YOU TWATCAKE
BRING BACK MAGGIE
look what state the country is in
Blair is too far up the asylum seeker's asses to notice that we have problems of our own, instead of trying to meddle with America's and Iraq's aswell.
Look at the state of our education. Not enough money for teachers, theyre all havin to bugger off somewhere. The crime rates are a complete farce, and they've never been higher... and dont get me STARTED on the NHS!
ah, thats nice to get that outta my system. Bring back Maggie. I love Tom.
(Our Kid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:10, archived)

ooh, i just
replied to this when you misposted. anyways, do you really believe that public services really only went into decline in 1997? i mean really?
( stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:12, archived)

they don't need to bring her back,
she's still there.
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:12, archived)

that said,
i think he was being sarcastic.
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:15, archived)

yes
probably. just the thought of maggie gets me all riled.
( stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:18, archived)

Yes.
It's the immigants.
( fuzzbucket, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:16, archived)

B3TA APPEARS IN FHM! WOOHOO
Jus thought ud all like to know i seen an advert for b3ta in FHM

Its in this months issue (July 2003) page 131

I quote -

"www.b3ta.com
Hilarious animations."
(craig had a kickass 19th bday and cant wait till his next 19th birthday, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)

FHM?
What's the matter - too ashamed to reach for the real stuff? :)
( dogsbollocks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)

says you who's
14?
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:01, archived)

Ahem - 15.
I'm just stating an opinion. Nothing more.
( dogsbollocks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:02, archived)

oh yeah
happy birthday.
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:03, archived)

then i suggest
bleach, and fire.
( Sargant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:00, archived)

i hate FHM
i used to love it.
But i think i've grown up now. Or it's gone down hill. Who knows?
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:00, archived)

GQ
is good
(Ellis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:02, archived)

playboy is still the original
and best - pity it's American!
( Ambiguous, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:04, archived)

oddly enough
i like esquire
but i only buy it very rarely
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:05, archived)

Enlighten me
What is FHM?
( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:03, archived)

soft porn
really soft porn, for 15 year olds.
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:04, archived)

Oh good.
I look forward to the new crop of "Hi this is my first post. Could you make an amusing picture of my friend."
( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:10, archived)

If you really want an indication
Please Click Here
( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:05, archived)

a 'mens' mag
you have a US version now.

Basically it's soft porn and film reviews, diguised as a 'lifestyle' journal
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:06, archived)

Kind of like
Maxim?
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:13, archived)

And if you're Australian...
It's alot like Ralph.
( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:15, archived)

wooyay


( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)

well done
:)
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:01, archived)

yay!
and may you have many more :)
( lemonhead, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:12, archived)

hey, I really liked
your summer knights pic :)
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:15, archived)

thankyou, sir!
any excuse to use the terms mead and flagon ;)
( lemonhead, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:22, archived)

I'm calling this an Aguilera...
...Quick & Dirty - cos I'm going to the pub in 20 minutes.

Its also the first time i've done anything with the b3ta images.
( Ambiguous, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)

Uninspired

...and it shows.
( Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:58, archived)

fly so high....
in the summer sky...
bird of prey.....

etc
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:07, archived)

We hope you will enjoy the show.

Although it really is a very good album... and a very good miniseries for that matter.
(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:57, archived)

I like that a lot
have you posted it before? just asking like
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:58, archived)

A while back
I think before I made some adjustments and added that little statue head there. That better make it okay for the challenge.
(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)

yes, yes
everything's fine. just thought I remembered it :)
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:01, archived)

I love your kitty icon,
did you have to pay for it?
(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:03, archived)

yes, b3ta is run from your donations
if you click on the kitten you can get more details :)
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:11, archived)

arf

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)

I love that picture.
And I love that show - *FACT*

Am I only one having deja vu over this picture though?
( dogsbollocks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)

Woo!
Nice work on the text too
( Quelabra Search Guard Successor, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:04, archived)

This was done very quickly
it probably shows

(Squid Bunty, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:56, archived)

That a compo?
Any movie with Steven Seagal is shite.

*edit: yay for compos!
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:57, archived)

you lie!!!
go wash your mouth out with soap
( lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:12, archived)

I never
lied.*


*could be a lie.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:14, archived)

Quick
and funny!
( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:58, archived)

hmmmm
my Googlist thingy looks like this



Which proves that Jolt Is bad for you i feel !
(Just Blue, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:53, archived)

ooh!
Deja Vu!
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:55, archived)

Hmmm
?
(Just Blue, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1310379
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:57, archived)

Ohhh
Now thats spooky....
The wonder of google
(Just Blue, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:58, archived)

Googlistic preacha!

( fuzzbucket, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:48, archived)

hahah
marvellous.
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:49, archived)

i would™
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:49, archived)

Weird what you find
clicking around in people's unprotected directories...dirty, funny, oddly misogynistic skeleton animations.
( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)

It's struggling
but it's on the way...
( fuzzbucket, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:57, archived)

odd
but good
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:58, archived)

Damn your eyes
Frickin' killing me bandwidth...
(Brian Blessed, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:24, archived)

hahahahahaha
fuzz and a bucket
it's almost a FezBucket

Here's a FresHlegs in a googlist perspective thingy

( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)

oooh, do me! do me!

( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:53, archived)

hehe
someone wants some
(Ellis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:58, archived)

I don't know why
but that made me laugh!
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:02, archived)

confusing googlist
i understand the "ant", but not the "sarg"


( Sargant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:46, archived)

sargophacus?
its not spelt like that but hell
( lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:47, archived)

i would™

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:48, archived)

geeze
you big greebo... sorry pleasedon't hurt me...

actually so would i
( lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:49, archived)

I blatently would
*fact*
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)

greebo?

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:55, archived)

I tried looking for my user name
but the frist images are too small
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:49, archived)

if i have time i might have a go
at one of these
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:49, archived)

I wouldn't
not with that giant ant on her.

eeep!!
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:56, archived)

that would
make it better
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:03, archived)

a bit.
yes.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:07, archived)

If she had any tits
i would.
(Ampersand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:05, archived)

I'd have to watch this


I had done one with legible taglines for the characters, but those swine at lycos objected to anything above 30kb for some reason
It stars Judd Nelson as the rebellious teen who refuses to wear appropriate headgear, Myra Hindley as Mary Jane, who courts him on the moors, and Cheech & Chong 'cos they heard there was some Mary Jane involved.
( atomboy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:43, archived)

healthy tom
i havent seen you since you took up that job at the nuclear power plant in chenobyl
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:45, archived)

chernobyl
is one crazy place
The explosion happened on my birthday *FACT*
( atomboy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:46, archived)

that is fucking sick you bastard
i hope you rot in hull.
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:45, archived)

but why?
it was only a few kids, and it was nearly 40 years ago after all. They'd've just grown up Northern anyway
( atomboy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:47, archived)

lol


sick, sick, sick
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:48, archived)

another go

(treeface, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:41, archived)

ick
ick ick
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:42, archived)

NS
FW
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:46, archived)

*rub rub*
*spurt*
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:46, archived)