a b3ta feeling

(johnvile trntgfnfhytdj, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmm
i can smell your spicy brains
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:49, archived)

Awwww
how cute!
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:55, archived)

aww
so darling
(norumbegan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)

The hills are a mess...

With the colour of her dress...
(jimbobaggins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)

BanaNaman in a googlist perspective.

( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:43, archived)

Wow
What did you search for?
( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:44, archived)

Bana
and Naman
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)

It's beautifully
creepy.
( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:50, archived)

Hummmm...
...lomo goodness.

You now officially rule!


(revdancatt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:57, archived)

I have afew rolls of film
that have been sitting around for months. I should develop them but now I can't remember which have been shot and which haven't.
I hate that.
Do you have any pictures up?
( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)

Hope you're keeping them in the fridge!
lomohome ahoy

Most taken with an LCA, but I want to get my hands on a Holga.
(revdancatt, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 22:05, archived)

eEeeeeeeeeee
crikey

cheers for that!
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:45, archived)

ha haa haa!
i can't imagine how those pictures came up!
( freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:46, archived)

hehehe
excellent! :)
( kitty meow meow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)

good work
professor fnord
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)

what are the rules to this
googlist thing you guys are doing?
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:52, archived)

split the username into 2 and use the 1st search result for each google image search
www.b3ta.com/board/1306103
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:54, archived)

yikes!
that list has grown a lot!
( kitty meow meow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)

wow - that's impressive!
and hey look i'm in there - thanks fnord! would have done one myself, but i fear making a picture will open some weird trapdoor in the bottom of my brain and all the juicy examinable facts i've squeezed in there will fall out!
( freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)

ooh
better not then...
( kitty meow meow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)

you split your name into two
and google for both parts

the stick the first result from both into a pic
( kitty meow meow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:56, archived)

ho hum

( Beardo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)

i love that
to bits :)

i love the text too!

sorry to be pedantic, but do you mean 'built'?
( freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:46, archived)

i hear a thousand
guitar chords come crashing to a halt.
thats fab
(johnvile trntgfnfhytdj, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:49, archived)

ha ha
first proper guffaw today!

thank you
( robh, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)

Heheh.
Like it!
( fuzzbucket, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:55, archived)

You hear that noise?
That's the sound of me scraping the bottom of the barrel :(


( matsimpsk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)

course
it should really be e = gamma mc squared
( stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:43, archived)

and what an earth does the
γ bit mean?
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:46, archived)

or is there just some random constant
involved in all that?
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:47, archived)

1 over
the square root of 1 - (v^2)/(c^2)
( stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)

and that's just the simplified equation
which ignores momentum. If I'm remembering correctly, which I'm probably not...
( kitty meow meow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:50, archived)

depends how you apply it doesnt it?
i only know how to use it to calculate energy produced by fusion in the sun, and thats delta e = delta m c(speed of light)^2...
( jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)

god knows.
that exam's a week off yet, so revision doesn't start til, um, sunday night.
( stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:52, archived)

woo^yay

(norumbegan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:45, archived)

I'm Almost Sure it was a Song
And it damn well should have been.


( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:38, archived)

Who cares!
Lesbians!

*rub rub*

*spurt*
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)

Almost as nice to look at as

boys in love!
( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:41, archived)

AArgh!
Kill it! Kill it!
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)

That's one
scary response.
( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:43, archived)

hahaha
I love your profile pic :)
( lemonhead, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:45, archived)

Thanks
the base mpg was of a man with Tourette's opening the door for a pizza delivery.
( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)

that just makes it
so much better :D
( lemonhead, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:54, archived)

Yeah,
Let's kill HIM!

/not really, but it's a thought.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:45, archived)

yea
im a lil worried
( jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:45, archived)

yay!
I've always been half tempted to get together a stash of good looking men to post in reply to anything that gets a lot of 'I woulds'!
( kitty meow meow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:44, archived)

Nowt wrong with boys in love,
just prefer the girls meself!
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:44, archived)

Oddly enough
a line that just played on the radio was "come on baby, let's get gay"


Coincidence?
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:50, archived)

Sometimes I wonder if fag hags
are just gay men trapped in women's bodies?
( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)

I think I'm a lesbian
trapped in a man's body*...


I like women & would like to have my very own pair of norks
( Duncan Disorderly, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:57, archived)

Arrgh!!!
Burny burny hell hell!
( Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:54, archived)

is there a famous quote:
"it's nice to be nice"?
if so, who's it from?
if not, it's mine! keep away from it!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)

it's nice to be important
but it's so much more important to be nice
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:43, archived)

yes, I've heard that one
and it's lovely.
but I need a new slogan.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:46, archived)

Zog Rocks!
maybe. it seems to work for spacefish...who I hope is going to be ok

hello Zog :)
( kitty meow meow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)

That exact phrase is on a Scooter track
Move your ass I believe.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)

mmmmm yay
for lesbians
i would
although being lesbians they probably wouldnt
( The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:43, archived)

My Googlization of my name

(search terms artam + nesi + a)
( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)

woo!
I barely caught the tail end of that bandwagon last night!

Wonderful idea :)
( kitty meow meow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:45, archived)

Create a face compo
From Channel 4. It's an E-Fit type thing.

Create a face.

Sorry if it's been posted, didn't find it on a search, let me know and I'll delete it.

(pandiculator, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:34, archived)

tis amazing

(Fragrent Vagrant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:33, archived)

Ahahahaha
Make the first frame longer for a better effect!
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:33, archived)

nah
i think that is better that short as you have to look at it more than once to see exactly what it is
(Fragrent Vagrant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:35, archived)

You dirty dirty beggar
that is all.
(nan-demo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:34, archived)

gosh..
i hate that picture.
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:34, archived)

i second third fourth and fifth the motion
i feel dirty...
( jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:36, archived)

and I sixth seventh eighth ninth and possibly even tenth it

(1, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:39, archived)

then its settled
that picture is officially yuk

brilliant anim though, just a matter of content...
( jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:41, archived)

i
thank you
(Fragrent Vagrant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:45, archived)

it should be banned

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)

Is that
a goatse?
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:34, archived)

perhaps
( fuzzbucket, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:41, archived)

You evil evil man
im not even clicking
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)

why, its...
AAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHHH! the bum!
(Sister Paul has something in his pants on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:34, archived)

Blame
Aiden
(Our Kid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fuck fuck fuck fuck

I hate you.
(norumbegan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:47, archived)

Coming soon...


I really don't know what was going through my head when I thought this was a good idea.
(nan-demo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:31, archived)

I'm not convinced

(johnvile trntgfnfhytdj, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:30, archived)

Threadwaste
Now, I wanted to know who's got the most posts on this forum. Since noone could answer this, I made a program to check this. It is not yet done processing, but someone called " Tainting By Plumbers" is in the lead with 24357 posts..
(andyo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:33, archived)

I'm pretty sure that's
Fnord's new username
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:34, archived)

yees
that is probably correct
(andyo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)

yep,
it's fnord, and he's easily in the lead. there are more stats here:
www.b3ta.com/board_stats
are you dredging all of the profiles for post counts? would you mind not doing that, it grinds the server quite a bit...
edit: which costs b3ta money...
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:39, archived)

just checking...
www.roganjosh.co.uk
www.bbc.com

www.b3ta.com/board/profile?id=3066
www.b3ta.com

something's broken isn't it...
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)

or maybe
www.b3ta.com
www.roganjosh.co.uk

it still works if you stick http:// in front then...
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:52, archived)

I'm just thankful they don't
charge by the post.

They'd have £13,100 if they charged 1p per post.

Makes you realise how much the mobile phone networks are raking in.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)

That's great
Looks like those old "hoax" postcards!
( Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:38, archived)

damn...
I made this for a thread that was deleted.
click for pic

*edit* then forgot to close my tag... it's Monday
mod edit: too big!
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:29, archived)

Errr!
That woo, but too big for the dail-up users on the board!
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:32, archived)

really?
I thought it wasn't too bad at 65k considering the amount of frames...

I am just making excuses, I just didn't want to optomize... :P
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:33, archived)

No, it's almost 400K
Look at the properties!
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:35, archived)

it looks like it's
384KB to me, which is far too big
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:36, archived)

no way...
my image is 64K...

Yahoo must have done something to it.
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)

very odd

( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:44, archived)

indeed
hmm...
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:46, archived)

like
little old me :(
(The sun never goes down its just an illusion caused by the world spinning around, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:34, archived)

you want to
reduce the number of colours, that should make the file much, much smaller.
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:35, archived)

read:
www.b3ta.com/board/1301889
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:35, archived)

NO!!!
My original image is 64K



I swear!!!
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:41, archived)

repost for compy - i made a bad last time- many sorries

(treeface, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:24, archived)

Ha ha
That's cool!
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:25, archived)

i hope i speak for everyone
when i say; i hope he doesnt...
( jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:25, archived)

again i like
this quite a bit, but it's meant to be shite songs. SHITE SONGS.
( stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:25, archived)

i know, i know
but i couldnt help myself
(treeface, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:26, archived)

AND
one of the others i did got NSFW'kd. Boo no yay.
(treeface, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:29, archived)

it either was NSFW or it wasn't
you're the one that made it that way. someone else just pointed it out because they didn't want to risk sackings.
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:31, archived)

I'm just ignoring that bit.
It's easier.
( EvS, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:27, archived)

yeah
it just complicates things
(treeface, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:30, archived)

thatth really thpethial
that ith
pucka!
( mictoboy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:26, archived)

TJ!
arf!
When searching for my name on google I found this www.kateboats.co.uk/boats/richard.htm
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:28, archived)

Me Googlistic

You know somethings gone wrong when Barney and little skinny armed purple girl are pointing at you
(The sun never goes down its just an illusion caused by the world spinning around, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:19, archived)

Just the purple head
would be enough to get your name across ;)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:44, archived)

googlistic Suns Hine Ele Phant (kind of)

( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:19, archived)

oooo
binary system


edit: wow what a boring 300th post... not much of a landmark its true but 240 of em werein the last 72 hours
( lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:20, archived)

is that what it was?
i thought the big red one was doing a lil green poo...
( jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:22, archived)

goddamn
i bow to your superior cosmological knowledge
( lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:24, archived)

heheheh
why thank you. turns out that doctorate in astrophysics turned out usefull :)
( jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:25, archived)

i think
that's one of the nicest yet.
( freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:50, archived)

Just a quick one

( Mushroom, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:17, archived)

Threadjack:
Okay, this didn't work earlier, and it wasn't really worth a thread of its own, anyway, so here is my hamster again.

Woo to the pic, by the way. I just got done eating an entire bowl of frozen fruit.
(smoothie, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:19, archived)

awe bless
BTW - got any spare fruit for me?
( bleepbloop, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:22, archived)

Sorry, man, but
I'm a glutton. All for me. ALL FOR ME!
(smoothie, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:23, archived)

my last googlist wasn't done properly
as i chose the images


i like the eater of souls

Note that there is an angry old man there too for peoples cheese
( lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:16, archived)

Hmmm. Yahoo Movies, a veritable feast of current film affairs.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:15, archived)

yay!
nice one:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:17, archived)

thats bizarrely scary
bit like you :D
(Evilgenius, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:17, archived)

W/y/h

(Goodie, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:41, archived)

watch the fishes...

they don't do anything... they should later but i kind of liked this 'in progress' one so thought i'd say hello with it...
( eclectech, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:15, archived)

ooohhhh
that is so relaxing :)

hello :)
( zerolicious, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:16, archived)

hello you...
how goes the new job?
( eclectech, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:17, archived)

didn't
do too much today. but it seems pretty cool, and the people were all very nice. which is good, since it was the retarded neanderthal fucks that made my last job all the worse :)

how's you?
( zerolicious, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:18, archived)

nice people make all the difference...
i'm ok... i've been suffering with a nasty wisdom tooth the last couple of days (i think anyhow) so off to the dentist tomorrow... bound to be fun :(
but apart from that all is dandy...
( eclectech, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:25, archived)

niiiiiiiiiiice

( stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:16, archived)

i remember you posting that
it is just as woo now as it was then :)
( Mushroom, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:18, archived)

a
greed
( zerolicious, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:19, archived)

personally i
was all for it frontpaging.


or possibly not
( stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:20, archived)

honestly
those evil mods ;)
( Mushroom, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:21, archived)

yes.
why don't they do everything i say?
( stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:22, archived)

because your mind tricks
don't work on them :P
( Mushroom, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:23, archived)

ooooh....
pretty :-)
( eclectech, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:21, archived)

oooooh
is so purdy:)
( jme, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:16, archived)

That's beautiful.
You're my favorite b3tan animator ^_^.
(smoothie, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:16, archived)

aww...
you're too kind... i'll have to make the final version a good'un now ;)
( eclectech, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:23, archived)

yes, there
are few who post such quality with such regularity.
( stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:26, archived)

everything i post is always of the same quality
rubbish
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:30, archived)

it's eerie, actually.
it gives me the willies.
the heebie jeebies.
it's downright spooky.
something just ain't right.
amiss.
foul play.


I think "she" is in reality a team of high-tech cyber ninjas from behind the moon.
they're trying to gain our trust with consistant, constant wooness.
don't fall for it!
listen to me!
don't!
it's people!
eclectech is peeeeeeeeeeopllllle!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:33, archived)

thank you nurse
I feel much better now, really.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)

Hello to you too,
that is rather nice
( Quelabra Search Guard Successor, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:16, archived)

ooooooooooooooooh
pretty fishies!
( bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:17, archived)

woo
:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:17, archived)

that's
lovely
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:18, archived)

as ever,
class
( robh, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:19, archived)

fiiiish
8)
i.e. beautifully hypnotic
( lemonhead, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:24, archived)

googlist

i suppose mine would look something like this....only with a little more care, and less suckiness.
(swandive20, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:13, archived)

so what search terms did you use?

( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:16, archived)