Anyone wanna make a b3ta iSKETCH room?
im bored.
i can change this to a threadjack if you'd prefer, not sure which it should be :\
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:14,
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i can change this to a threadjack if you'd prefer, not sure which it should be :\
isketch
i've never been there. I feel as smug and condescending as someone saying "I don't watch big brother"
;)
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:14,
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;)
well, let me enlighten you.
iSKETCH is great fun.
Big Brother is total shit.
easy eh?
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:21,
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Big Brother is total shit.
easy eh?
probably
should have been a threadjack. But no point changing it now :)
I suppose I'm up for a game..
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:15,
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I suppose I'm up for a game..
you wanna make the room or shall I?
bearing in mind ill prolly fuck it up ;\
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:16,
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what wordlist?
a standard english one or XXX?
how many sketchs can you HAVE of Vin Deasel tho...?
[/coat]
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:20,
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how many sketchs can you HAVE of Vin Deasel tho...?
[/coat]
ok the room is made
called b3ta.
www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml
come join us!
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:23,
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www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml
come join us!
fucking hell he went to my primary school!
and his name is tom not bobby
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:18,
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ok this is probally the final layout for my new site
i will be doen once im 15 (prob next weekend =) )
anyway if you dont like something please say
as last tiem you didnt like the lime green so i droped that
cheers
here
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:09,
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anyway if you dont like something please say
as last tiem you didnt like the lime green so i droped that
cheers
here
Up to you.
But as soon as I see crap punctuation I leave. Smacks of amateurism. I'm sure I'm not alone.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:13,
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I blame mobile phones,
and the proliferation of internet chatrooms.
Oh, and shoes.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:22,
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Oh, and shoes.
I blame
bogus asylum seekers and single mothers.
/Daily Mail Cunt
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:24,
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/Daily Mail Cunt
im redsigning it so your wish is granted and the spelling will be corrected
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:25,
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moo
sorry old joke.. not funny anymore.. not that was anyway..
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:24,
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Hmm. Can someone explain to me where you use and apostrophe and when you don't?
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:20,
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I don't think it's overuse
- compare it with Sargant's profile, for example...
Looks fine, and a lot easier on the eye than the green.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:16,
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Looks fine, and a lot easier on the eye than the green.
sargants?
linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky linky etc.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:25,
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Is it?
updated glasscock gallery:
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/b3ta/glasscock/
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:14,
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www.milkthebridge.co.uk/b3ta/glasscock/
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/b3ta/glasscock/isitreal.html
I'm hoping to add a few more of these factfiles as time goes on.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:20,
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I'm hoping to add a few more of these factfiles as time goes on.
I barely read it
will have to take a re-look.
Shut up "Mr 2000 posts and no front pages."
Haha! ;)
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:22,
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Shut up "Mr 2000 posts and no front pages."
Haha! ;)
and also
im happy to do something for the movie.
Only I'm not very talented so I'm not sure what.
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Only I'm not very talented so I'm not sure what.
<a href="blah"><img src="blah" border="0"></a>
will make the purple outlines on the links go away
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:14,
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that's on beardsforpeace isn't it?
I know, I just don't care enough about it to do it, the other two are neater :)
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:17,
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i liek the first one its much more pleasent than mine...
i think i shall be redesigning for a while...
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:17,
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beautiful
although it should a happy eater or little chef or something realllly :)
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:09,
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that's
what I meant.
Though to be honest, that's almost as good.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:11,
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Though to be honest, that's almost as good.
I suppose, but then I wouldn't be able to have a guy pissed off
at the fact that the nearest service station is so far away.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:23,
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i like that millions!
can you please make it 280 pi... oh. hmph. it's fucking great!
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:10,
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on it's side maybe? ;)
no, on second thoughts, please god don't do it!
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:16,
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no, on second thoughts, please god don't do it!
Ah,
if only I'd known about methylenedioxymethylamphetamine back then...
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:04,
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Well,
that takes me back to my childhood. That is bloody woo, I tells ya!
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:02,
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my feeling less old
has been negated by listening to S Express, and liking it.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:07,
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of course
I remember it, it was ace! I have the magic e song somewhere..
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:06,
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pah!
I have 2 just say no t shirts.
And the mp3 of the Grange Hill song.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:10,
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And the mp3 of the Grange Hill song.
I only remember
the story about the peregrine falcon's eggs.
Class.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:07,
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Class.
hooray
for wordy!!!
osment: I....see.....dead people!
willis: You see what?
wordy : DEAD PEOPLE! That's d,e,a,d p,e,o,p,l,e! Dead people! Ho ho!
I can't remember who made this, (it wasn't me) but I love it soo much.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:15,
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osment: I....see.....dead people!
willis: You see what?
wordy : DEAD PEOPLE! That's d,e,a,d p,e,o,p,l,e! Dead people! Ho ho!
I can't remember who made this, (it wasn't me) but I love it soo much.
Nor was your mum.
I should stop with the infantile "your mum" thing, but I just can't stop myself.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:05,
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I should stop with the infantile "your mum" thing, but I just can't stop myself.
hmm
i prefer Greenclaws, the Poddington Peas and Charlie Chalk.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:07,
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Charlie Chalk had a weird clown thing in it.
Hence, it holds the same place in my mind as Stephen King's "It".
Fucking clowns, should be shot.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:08,
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Fucking clowns, should be shot.
I think...
...that probably makes you considerably younger than I then.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:08,
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Woo! Words and pictures!
Oh my goodness how I loved that show...
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:06,
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Duelling Banjos anyone?
Ding a ding ding ding ding ding ding ding...
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:00,
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ha ha ha
i took me a while to work out what was wrong with them.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:07,
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Yes, very true
I made the Dr Phil Kitten mistake many years ago.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:56,
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Can someone...
please explain why 'Have I Got News For You' is funny?
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:56,
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The 'Edit' button
is almost entirely unlike a retarded midget.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:09,
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I just accidently watched 45 seconds of Big Brother.
Fucksocks.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:01,
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ha ha!
that is ace! as is your honda anim in your profile. yay you!
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:00,
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this is nearly as bad as the hitler competition
(nazi redexes and translated frontpages anyone?)
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:43,
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it's sunday and i dont give a toss ;)
in fact i give less than a toss
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:44,
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ThreadJack!
Sorry, but imageready won't let me optimize a jpg. I want to make it a gif but it says "NO!" Is there any way around this?
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:47,
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isn't imageready an animation package?
and jpg a static image format?
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:48,
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Yes
I didn't check. Me so silly. No way round it then I take it?
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:49,
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Yea
The problem is that I've already made the animation from an original jpg. I guess I'll have to start from scratch, no worries!
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:52,
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have you set dithering to 0
reduces filesize quite nicely that does.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:53,
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Hmm
I would have if a) I knew what it was, and b) I knew how to do it. No worries, it wasn't very long or complicated anyway, I'll have it finished again in a jiffy (please not I avoided the pun 'giffy')
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:57,
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in the oft-mentioned"Optimise" window panel
there's an option marked "dither" and a percentage slider/textbox...
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:01,
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should be able to just select Gif in the optimisation windowy bit
but I guess you have probably tried that
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:51,
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listen to this lad
he speaks the truth
imageready cares not a jot what you used to make the animation out of - if you want to save as a GIF though, you need to set GIF in the optimisation window panel, then select "save optimised as" from the file menu.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:00,
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imageready cares not a jot what you used to make the animation out of - if you want to save as a GIF though, you need to set GIF in the optimisation window panel, then select "save optimised as" from the file menu.
they're remaking it in wales, you know.
last tango in powys.
sorry
edit: that's an ace pic, btw, cassidy.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:38,
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sorry
edit: that's an ace pic, btw, cassidy.
Although
as a native of that county, I claim any parts that involve giving hot HP lovin' to any fine ladies.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:45,
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It's amazing
how quickly you can go off a person, isn't it?
Anyway, who said you could take your computer into the corner with you?
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:50,
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Anyway, who said you could take your computer into the corner with you?
as opposed to Leeds
where the supermodels roam freely for all to see.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:51,
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Aaargghh.
In retaliation for that, I will quote the most interesting fact I found in "Greek Homosexuality", by KJ Dover:
"An adulterer caught in the act could be killed by the offended husband or guardian of the woman, but as an alternative he could be subjected to painful indignities, his pubic hair being burnt off and a large radish being forced up his anus."
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"An adulterer caught in the act could be killed by the offended husband or guardian of the woman, but as an alternative he could be subjected to painful indignities, his pubic hair being burnt off and a large radish being forced up his anus."
Butbutbutbut...
how large is a large radish?
I wouldn't think that a large radish would be much bigger than, say, a poo or something.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:47,
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I wouldn't think that a large radish would be much bigger than, say, a poo or something.
they can be quite big
apparently.
ever looked at your poo and thought, "That's easily big enough, I can try being gay now"?
Me neither.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:50,
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ever looked at your poo and thought, "That's easily big enough, I can try being gay now"?
Me neither.
THAT'S a radish?
I thought they were little roundish red things, approximately sprout sized?
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:51,
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there's reference on the web
to the radish family. i was thinking of the little red things to; maybe they're just the english version of the vegetable?
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:52,
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Dover doesn't say anything more about this -
but the world record radish weighed 17 kilos (according to Guinness).
Which seems pretty big to me.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:52,
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Which seems pretty big to me.
here's your award for
unerstatement of the day.
and now i'm going back to my corner.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:54,
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and now i'm going back to my corner.
She looks like
she's doing an impression of a lizard or something.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:37,
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is that...
Lain?
"And you don't seem to understand, that shamus was an honest man...."
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:51,
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"And you don't seem to understand, that shamus was an honest man...."
I'm looking forward to the lighting ceremony
Nelson's Candelabra
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:27,
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Nelson's Candelabra
Woof!
Tip top notch.
Time to try my first animation (& first wooyay)
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:30,
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Time to try my first animation (& first wooyay)
Oh...
...I don't fancy the job of climbing up to snuff it back out.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:31,
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I like it!
also, thank you very much for delivering the kitten's birthday present for us!
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:39,
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i think you may have some copyright issues
with the lovely weebl?
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:29,
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I think you will find...
...it has been changed just enough to avoid copyright infringement.
Darlek anyone?
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:30,
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Darlek anyone?
its linked to his site...
jus for cred
he dont like it i can take it down
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:31,
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he dont like it i can take it down
been ther doen that didnt get a t-shirt coz it was a fucking rip off..
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:33,
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Inspired by
www.b3ta.com/board/1395470
Not as good but I still like it.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:25,
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Not as good but I still like it.
Tell it like it is!
Came across that lovely quote whilst going over my english A2 editorial writing package about the film psycho. Great stuff.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:22,
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Came across that lovely quote whilst going over my english A2 editorial writing package about the film psycho. Great stuff.
I understand that...
...it's better that blood at being blood in monochrome.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:24,
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mummy had a chucken
then she had cow
daddy ws proud
he didnt care how......
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:22,
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daddy ws proud
he didnt care how......
duh duh
duh duh duh duh duh, duh de duh de de duh
COW!
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh de duh de de duh
CHICKEN!
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh de duh de de duh
COW AND CHIKEN!
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:26,
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COW!
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh de duh de de duh
CHICKEN!
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh de duh de de duh
COW AND CHIKEN!
no its
the rest of us as well who have happened to stop by cartoon network at some point (normally drunk or otherwise intoxicated)
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:36,
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You havnt :O
I order you to go into paintmash and start drawing immediatley!
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:22,
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dammit
I meant to say go into piant, not go into paintmash :P
my bad.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:30,
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my bad.
I was going to do it in msn messenger
but koit ws complaining that it fucks up his network, so I think it's IRC time. I've never really used it either (at least not for years) but I'll send an e-mail to the relevant people with some links to clients etc. Then we just brainstorm some format ideas, Rogan had some good ideas last night.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:27,
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ok
sounds good :)
Anytime after 6pm your time should be easily doable for me...much earlier and I'd rather still be asleep :)
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:30,
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Anytime after 6pm your time should be easily doable for me...much earlier and I'd rather still be asleep :)
it'll be evening time
seeing as it's a working day. I'll be sending the e-mail sometime later tonight, after I get back from the pub.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:33,
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When you get back from the pub?
Sounds worrying ;)
Will look forward to the email :-)
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:46,
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Will look forward to the email :-)
threadjack
right, I'm off to play jazz to an empty bar at the Crown Inn in Stockport on Heaton Lane. If you are bored and in the area please feel free to come along...
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:20,
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I'll have to decline this time
I'm off to The Railway to drink cordial and feel ill. I'm up for the next one though. We should go to a jam night sometime?
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:23,
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sofa central in town on Monday
or Kings Arms in Salford on Wednesday?
What do you play?
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:23,
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What do you play?
you can't go out with him
2 nights running... people will talk.
I really must leave....
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:24,
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I really must leave....
Live Jazz?
Nowhere around here does live jazz. And most places in london that do it cost a fortune to get in. Oh the woes of being young, poor and in search of some jazz.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:28,
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fuck off..
I sweated for 120 seconds over that image, you people pretending you have friends in the nebular world can fuck right off...Happy fathers day to all you single mums out there
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:33,
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there's a pub opposite The Angel tube
that does live Jazz on Sunday evenings.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:34,
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Jazz mag
I love live jazz and I know where you speak unfortunately my girlfriend is passed out on my bed hugging a big bucket of sick after drinking 3 bottles of wine with friends...
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:46,
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I must say that I really do hate those "Baby On Board" stickers.
It's not like I actually need to know that they're smug bastards. The little sod'll drive a wedge between them. He'll start drinking, she'll start an affair.
I hate kids. Witless midgets, the lot of them.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:22,
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I hate kids. Witless midgets, the lot of them.
it's a cunning plan to
reduce overpopulation...
once you are close enough to read the sticker
there's no way you can stop in time in an
emergency!
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:27,
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once you are close enough to read the sticker
there's no way you can stop in time in an
emergency!
hehe
i've just been playing half life, those sounds are awfully familiar ;)
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:15,
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I am a deeply sad man
I found myself getting really excited about half life 2 the other day.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:17,
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ships in November
but you can buy online now. If you're on a fat pipe, you can download a 600Mb movie of in-game sequences. It looks very cool indeed.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:31,
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i tried
to download that. but for some reason i kept getting a 3.5Kb index file.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:33,
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100% kitten
is doing something clever to make it more dial-up friendly.
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:20,
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well i liked
the half life sounds... that's the door that wont open sound innit?
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:24,
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yeah
and the monkey wrench off opposing force.
mmmm....monkey wrench.....
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Sun 15 Jun 2003, 20:28,
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mmmm....monkey wrench.....
those damn machines
never take the new 500 yen coins - and I guess that Tora-chan didn't notice the tiny sign that tells you that. :-(
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