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# Giraffes are gay - Official.
A further quote from "Greek Homosexuality" by KJ Dover:
"The giraffe has developed a courtship technique, exploiting the aesthetic potentialities of his long neck, which he uses in homosexual relations but not in heterosexual mating; the technique culminates in erection, mounting and occasionally spontaneous ejaculation or attempts to induce ejaculation by friction, though not (so far) in anal penetration."

(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:27, archived)
# (so far)???
eh?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:29, archived)
# You do read some funny books.
But smashin' picture.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Thanks.
It is a rather serious history book - but there are some peculiar facts in it, and some even odder illustrations from Greek vases.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)
# What's a Grecian Urn?
About 20 drachmas a week.

/coat
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:47, archived)
# .
[SLAP]
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:51, archived)
# yay !
I saved that pic when I was looking for giraffe heads for my pic earlier :)

Bummers !
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:29, archived)
# blimey!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:30, archived)
# what
a delicate little 'tasche. Lovely.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:30, archived)
# If you're going to stereotype,
there's not much point in subtlety. But the really thick black moustaches just looked silly on a giraffe - now that was a statement you wouldn't often find anywhere but here.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:47, archived)
# ah ah !
I knew it !
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)
# nice 'tache!
:)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:34, archived)
# 'You sold me queer giraffes'
Gladiator.

I seem to remember that quote, dont know why ;)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Goodness me.
I hardly expected to see that on the front page - I just cobbled together a few stereotype props to make an illustration that would allow me to use that quotation. Thank you, members of the Presidium.
As it's the quote that did it, this should be the first b3ta front page for Sir Kenneth Dover, formerly President of the British Academy, Chancellor of the University of St Andrews, etc.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Late post:
Question: bearing in mind the spectrum of possible viewpoints, can stereotypification
have any validity as a mode of expression if we
accept this as a valid moral model?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Up to a point, Lord Copper.
Or, I dunno, guv.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:45, archived)
# pfffffft!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# She took him everywhere!
Carry That Weight : The Lonely Burden of a Chump Manbear
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# haha !........
....well you would wouldn't you?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!
You came back to us!

*weeps for sheer joy*

[edit]Lookit his little manbear paws!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)
# yikes!
Are you sure he's sufficiently restrained?
w/y/h
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# i love
him. haa haa!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Chump chump.
chumpchumpchumpchumpchumpchumpchumpchumpchump
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# looks like something out of
total recall.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Yarrrrr!

ahoy thar matey!
yay!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:02, archived)
# looks like
it was meant to be!

Avast ye!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:32, archived)
# mr happy smiley goat wanders into the wrong gym...
someone told him the older kids were drinking in there
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Tiger Uppercut?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# yey!
i love this kind of post. makes no sense at all but doesnt need to. b3ta at its best = )
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ninja Tiger

If I had a woo good enough for that you'd have it
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)
# why, thank you!
very kind.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:25, archived)
# keeyaaii !!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)
# hehe
nice fighting style
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# he is
a black belt.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:25, archived)
# yay
that's splendid!

and a quick threadjack: I've got to share this pbase find! www.pbase.com/image/5311192
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:25, archived)
# yarrrrrrr !!!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:27, archived)
# you surely have noticed what the next picture is ...

Woo yay to freshlegs for the tiger attack.
And hello everyone !
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:31, archived)
# hehe
evening oCo, how's you?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Evening Mr Zero.
I had a wondeful week-end in the countryside thank you.
You ?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)
# postitively radiant
family birthay events yesterday, and a nice lazy day today. huzzah :)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)
# haha!
No, I hadn't. That makes it even better!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:37, archived)
# good
evening!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Hayfever Medication Overdose!
Titters.

You are mad, you know that don't you

(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:31, archived)
# it seemed
to make sense at the time... but i can see why you might say that.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)
# haha...
...HAHAHAHA!
:D
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:56, archived)
# congrats trashcanglam


am i theonly one who thinks he looks like phil mitchell?(sorry)

EDIT
collage anyone?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# all babies
look like Phil Mitchell!

The baby is ever so cute though...coocheecoo!
*goes all clucky*
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)
# What's the question?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)
# will I
scan my norks.

Actually, I'm going to remove that now cos eveyone's asking!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)
# will
you scan your sporks?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:18, archived)
# there are sites
especially for the likes of you, apparently ;)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Pah!
Why do you need to talk to people with that scanner? Problems?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# the scanner is great
but since I installed it my PC keeps crashing :(
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Ah... I know what your problem is there...
You need to scan your norks.

*whistles innocently*
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# parp!
*honk*
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)
# reinstall...
...norkscan.dll

That should do it.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)
# All babies...
...look like Phil Mitchell.

It's the law.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Make it fly!
Make it fly!

yeah, but i was polite enough not to comment :P
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Sponged within 3 days of their birth -
is this a record?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Did somebody mention
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Yes, congrats!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Ha!
He looks canadian!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Hubba hubba!


This has been done before, right?

mod edit - sorry, had to un-fp it, it was just a bit too porny...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)
# bet you had fun making that...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:07, archived)
# I was wanking as I shopped it.
Obviously.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:07, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# freud says
fuck off

i am avin a fag
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:34, archived)
# even more fun finding the source pics
man those space hopper sites are hot...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Does she race herself?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:07, archived)
# if she fell over
she'd just bounce straight back up again.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# It's like a less famous Jordan
woo yay
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# That's how they looked in the 60's
but now they tend to be a bit old, mouldy and deflated.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# What,
boobs???
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# boobs that were around in the 60s would be
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I suppose the obvious corollary would be
a small child bouncing down the street on an enormous breast.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# ha haa ha!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Good work
that man.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Heh!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)
# haha
that is excellent :)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:29, archived)
# its
pam anderson-- 65 and FAKE
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:43, archived)
# She looks just like me!
Except for the stunning looks, and gigantic breasts...

The resembalance is uncanny!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:54, archived)
# I just took a walk in my gentrifying neighborhood

and spotted this notice.
(not shopped)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# omg really?
thats a fucking classic if so
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# The place that moved out was a very funky
cafe/video store called "Earwax". I'm sure they left this.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:05, archived)
# In wolverhampton a few years back...
...there used to be a shop near the shopping centre called "Knobs and Knockers". God knows what it sold.

Also, on the way to school I pass a pub - a few months ago it featured the sign:

"Happy hour - 5pm-7pm"
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Arf!
there's a "Knobs 'n' Knockers" shop in Auckland too - unfortunately they sell doorhandles, although I always wondered as a child..
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:57, archived)
# monkey pox?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Yep
In the news lately. People have been contracting monkey pox from prairie dogs that they bought as pets.
linky
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:07, archived)
# you
live and learn
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# an american friend
of mine asked me to shop this for her:
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Hah hah
Excellent!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# that's
the only reason i knew what you were talking about. up till 2 days i was as clueless as tedmus.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# As usual, the media has been trying to whip it into a frenzy
but it's really only affected a few people, is very mild and goes away in a week.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# I
am as a rule , generally clueless....
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)
# well...
life's more fun that way :)

how's yer eyebrow?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# little
bit gooey as it goes , put a new spiky bar in it , looks "thuggish" so Mrs Ted says but I like it :)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# if there were pics
of you available i would shop you onto tupac's thug life, but you seem to be very camera shy ;) anyway, what does mrs ted know?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:27, archived)
# so they're selling them *with* monkey pox??
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
#
parody
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# yah ok.
nice one yah.

/edit: speaking of yuppie, this made me smile
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)
# That is good!
I grew up in San Francisco so the references, especially "Bay Aryan" made me laugh.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# that
is rather pleasing.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Minib3tan!
Sorry for the late news...

On Thursday 12th June at 8.48am Mrs Trash brought little Donnie MacTrash into the world out of her twat.

Clicky baby woo!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:56, archived)
# congrats!
were you expecting it to come out elsewhere?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# just to lower the tone
in true b3ta style scot was wanking while she did this.....

www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=2507
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# how
utterly foul.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Well, my first came out of the big incision
in my belly.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)
# aaaaaaawwwww.
Now, when he can read, show him this thing called b...3...t...a. It's a nice place where people post pretty pictures.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# and some people most pictures
of the most obscene kind.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)
# The fact...
...that Trashcanglam is allowed to reproduce, demonstrates exactly what is wrong with the world today.

Congratulations.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# even more terrifying
considering this is my 2nd ;-)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# It's like an evil army...
...of cunts.

;)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Yay!
congratulations! I'm sure the Missus is delighted at your colourful description of the birth ;)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# but why no about the scanner mother?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# It's a preemptive answer to the question
'Will you scan your norks?'
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)
# has anyone
actually asked that?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)
# quite a few, but they've all done it on
m3ss3ng3r to avoid looking like a perv, presumably
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# will
you scan your norks?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# PERV!
.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# hahaha!
there's always one ;)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# two
hopefully ;)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)
# go on!
name and shame!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# I'd never ask that of anyone.
I'd demand it. (joke)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)
# if i had a scanner the answer would be yes
except i think there are laws for that sort of thing that are specific to me.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# I have a scanner
but i lack norks. And scanning my nob would prob hurt and be illegal.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# why would it hurt?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)
# indeed...
you don't have to weigh the lid down or anything. And you don't have top stretch it to look more impressive.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)
# yes
that can be shopped on afterwards
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# "Transform" is your friend
for your little friend.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# aarrggghhhh!!
kill it! ;)

congrats again mate, and may i compliment you on your poetic rendering on the birth of your 2nd son....
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Awwwww.
Well done.
Hope you like no sleep and the smell of poo...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# well squeezed Mrs. Trash
woo!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# enjoy no more sleep ever
:)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Awww!
Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Little baby so cute!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# hooray!
another sick fuck enters the world!

i'm off to watch 6ft under

Nighty night!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# aye
we should really remove trash from it to compensate.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Woo !
congrats you cunt !
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# congratulations, you fabulous bastard.
and splendid cunt.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)
# hello you
and mr glam - there's a shortnotice edinb3tan this saturday. i'd understand if the trashcan couldn't make it, but i'll be giving any excuses you might proffer closer scrutiny :)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)
# er...
I'll see what I can do. Must check the diary, but I think I'm free. I take it the details are in m3ss3nger?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# yaaarrr
there they be.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# I'll do my best.
.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)
# i'll see
what i can do, Mrs Legs.

perhaps if you were to wear your unitard?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# phwoaar.
you said "unitard".

(which is a change from "retard", I suppose)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# i'll
see what i can do :)

congratulations again you lot!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
#
congratualations, you sick fuck
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# hooray!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# it's not fair
i'm not allowed to have sex but trash is... what is wrong with this world?

woo yay on your wife dropping a sprog thogh.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Awww, look at him all squinched up and red!
He's adorable!
Congratulations!
And good job to Mrs. Trash for shitting that chubby fellow out.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# too right
9lbs 5oz!!!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# for those of you that don't know me
i'm rodti in the pics

donnie is the little wrinkly one
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# you look
just that little bit scared of him.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:05, archived)
# i think
you've got that the wrong way round.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# wooo!
congratulations you three!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# woo!
congrats to you and mrs!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Congratulations.
So you'll be posting messages all through the night, from now on.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Congratulations to you!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:56, archived)
# that is very very woo
9999.999% fact
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Hate to see the size of the eggs it lays
.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# that
is beautiful!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# eeep!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# I'm
pissed
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)
# That's a beauty!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# that's truly lovely !
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:33, archived)
# for the happiest badger of all
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:53, archived)
# its like pacmans
older uglier slightly simply brother....
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Woo!
Nice animating!

Look at him go! Gobblegobblegobblegobble!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:55, archived)
# woo!
he's tha bestest!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:55, archived)
# haha!
that's class!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:56, archived)
# and all from 3 frames
sorry he lost the spong but ive no idea how you managed to get it into a still image lol
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:57, archived)
# No matter
that am the bestest!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# hoo ray
for toeby!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# after i went to the hassle of making him gobble
you could have used it
!!!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# love
that!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Hello!
Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily crush the bones of your hand but that I choose not to bite you.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Blue!
I fucking love blue (the colour, not the satanwankstain boyband).
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Hello
and hello to your fish/parrot/thing.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:52, archived)
# hi
... so .. do you come here often ?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:53, archived)
# that reminds me of someone
i cannot for the life of me think who.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:53, archived)
# cookie
monster!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:56, archived)
# that's not very nice
i don't eat that many.


/coat
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:57, archived)
# bloody hell!
in the best possible way, of course!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Fantastic
I like spacehoppers.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Anyway, as I was saying before you deleted your previous post
why are redexes always red? Why can't they be blue once in a while?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Congratulations, Mrs. Perkins...
it's a toy
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Its a bouncing baby boy?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)
# why can't i
reply to this post?!

edit: i obviously can now. i said what Bob McCow said. Twice!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Because
you're not special enough.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:49, archived)
# it seems
that people have been replying to stuff, and the message hasn't appeared. It was happening to me, but seems OK now (or it is if this post appears...)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:49, archived)
# i deleted and reposted
as i'd fucked up
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)
# I don't know
I don't even have a PC, how the fuck am I getting these posts on here?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:50, archived)
# mac?


/coat
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# anorak?


/tosh
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:05, archived)
# magic
maybe
(, Fri 20 Jun 2003, 14:21, archived)
# she looks rather manly. is that stubble on her chin?
apologies if it's ur mum
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:49, archived)
# looks like
linda barker to me
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Ur Mum?
The mother of an ancient Babylonian city?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)
# urmum
- The indecipherable mumblings of a mother who came from an ancient Babylonian city.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:55, archived)
# *ahem*
/repost
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:52, archived)
# what is the answer no to?
about your scanner.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# arf
i thought that might be the case.

Lovely card btw. I really love the cake ones :)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# chanel no 5
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:46, archived)
# How odd
Woo!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:47, archived)
# nice
blink




age
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)
# midnight snack
you eat five spiders every night
FACT
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)
# that sandwich is making me feel ill
*pushes own sandwich away*
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:44, archived)
# *furtivly takes sandwich*
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Sandwich?
Hey, look over there!

*takes the sandwich again*
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)
# *thump*
/violently thieves sandwich and looks supiciously around for lurking bap-beaters
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:53, archived)
# that made me hungry
should i seek advice?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:46, archived)
# in a liftime
you eat an average of 8 spiders
statistics can be so interesting
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:48, archived)
# 63% of statistics
are made up on the spot
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:49, archived)
# and what about the remaining 49 % ?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:50, archived)
# 94% of statistics made up on the spot
are made up as a result of a statistc being made up on the spot.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:50, archived)
# what is
factual about that?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:53, archived)
# The sandwich doesn't bother me...
...but the jar of moths in the fridge does.

I fear moths.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:50, archived)
# daddy long legs



*runs, screaming*
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:52, archived)
# What percentage fact?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:52, archived)
# 100%
although, the choice of bread may differ
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)
# you
are terrible and evil.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] God save the queen!
She ain't no feline being!



or alternatively:
Anarchitty in the UK
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:38, archived)
# ahh,
i see what you've done there :)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] If cats ruled the world


They'd find it was just a whisker short of 12760Km in diameter.
Make big.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:30, archived)
# you should be called
the PUNdiculator
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:30, archived)
# stop it
you play on turds ;)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:31, archived)
# bdum
tish
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Evening!

Sorry for another Toeby post.
P.S. Anyone fancy animating his jaw so he can gobble. You know he wants to gobble.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:28, archived)
# np gimme 5 mins
and ill post it for ya

EDIT

you want fast or slow gobbling action?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Tee
Hee!

OK!

EDIT: Hmm. Fast is probly better. Just follow your heart.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:29, archived)
# do you have the layered one?
i can only get a still one for some reason so i cant get the uber blink-spong thing
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Umm.
I got a jpeg one if thats any good.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Can you
have slow gobbling?

Isn't gobbling fast by definition?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:36, archived)
# i suppose
you could gobble slowly if you were still quite enthusiastic about it
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Its Sunday - must be pretentious posting.
To Click is Truth
Love is merely a maddness.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:23, archived)
# is that
the lady of shallot?
is vur nice :)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Yes.
I love this kind of romantic art. It would be nice to be able to actually paint and not just use MSpaint.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:28, archived)
# follow your dreams
get a paintset
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Trouble is
you can do this kind of stuff at work, quietly. I think they'd notice if I wondered in with a paintbrush and easel.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Nice.
As Tennyson ill-advisedly wrote:
"'The curse is come upon me,' cried
The Lady of Shalott."
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Perhaps she needed
a packet of instant spong for when the Curse came upon her.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)
# These are for Kier... they're his idea, and he's left me to explain...

here's the story, kier is stupid and decided he was gonna become a big cigarette tycoon, selling 'Queers'brand smokes... purely so people would say things like 'i'm just going out for a queer', or 'can i bum a queer off you mate?'... he also had plans for making 'Musty Queen' rolling baccy and 'Handjob' rolling papers... i dread to think what the filters would haev been called.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:21, archived)
# oh my god
kier is my favourite name ever. Although actually that was Keir but I suppose they're said the same?!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:23, archived)
# i sent him an xmas card once...
with every possible spelling of kier on it... even he couldn't decide which was the right one
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:24, archived)
# wasn't
the actor in 2001 called keir?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Kier's Queers?
woo yay for the pic, and for the idea.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:23, archived)
# ass wipe rollers
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:24, archived)
# You're not familiar with the term "fags"
are you?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:24, archived)
# absolutely...
but fag doesn't mean the same in good ol' blighty.. well, not everywhere anyway
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Fair socks
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:26, archived)
# ah, lovely moira.
whatever happened to her, beacon of my childhood?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:27, archived)
# my nephew lives in a small village
he used to be terrified of her when he was small, cos he'd never seen a real live black person.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Had he seen dead ones then?
Was it one of THOSE small villages?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)
# She's on News 24
I saw her reading the news out of her very small mouth only last week.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)
# i was talking to a canadian guy about this once
he found it hilarious that you could 'bum a fag' while smoking...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:29, archived)
# that was it...
he thought people would say 'i had three queers on my way round the block'.. i think it was the dope personally
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:27, archived)
# i like these.


what's that in your mouth? oh, a cock. figures.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] INSANE cat... please help
and she smells of poop too!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:14, archived)
# it has the eyes of a killer
which reminds me:

i used to read the community newspaper for the area i used to live in. for a few weeks, one of the major stories was about a killer cat - IN MY STREET! this cat was rumoured to be much larger than average, ginger, and had killed at least two other cats.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:16, archived)
# by use
of cunning and intricate traps?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:17, archived)
# And when it stopped,
was a rocking horse sighted in the sky?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:18, archived)
# ha
ha :)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:22, archived)
#
Like this?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:18, archived)
# hooray
for megafauna!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:22, archived)
# catch it...
... kill it.. use modern technological wizardry to create and implant cybernetic enhancements... resurect it... train it... kill...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:18, archived)
# hehe
demented
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Poor doggy...
...why does he sit and take the abuse?

Why?

WHY?

WHY?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:19, archived)
# because dogs are retarded?
just a thought...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:21, archived)
# woo
cheeky pissy
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:22, archived)
# That's brilliant...
Woo!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:25, archived)

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