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# I'm drunk and have a tablet

Have a random doodle.
(KelBardi is somewhat bemused, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:30, archived)
# My mum has that hanging in
her bafroom.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:31, archived)
# It's that people's champion
winona ryder!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:31, archived)
# ...and do you have a naked lady sitting in your room?
.

Say yes. Go on.... 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I really really really
really really really wish I did. Well unless you count me, in which case there is a semi-naked woman in my room.
(KelBardi is somewhat bemused, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Oh.
Oops.

Although actually, that was probably a better answer than I'd hoped for.... 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Show us yer norks!
8-)
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:44, archived)
# ooh!
is that 'woman after bathing' by erm, was it Degas?
it's most woo
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:33, archived)
# No idea what it is
I just copied it off a photograph my mate sent me
(KelBardi is somewhat bemused, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:35, archived)
# it's very good
whatever you copied it off.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Thankye
very much ^_^
(KelBardi is somewhat bemused, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:42, archived)
# thats
hanging up in my front room that is!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:33, archived)
# what
a remarkable bum crack
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:34, archived)
# I
second that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] If cats ruled the world...
'That explains furballs then!'
...they'd get their own back.
(I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:27, archived)
# They
still wouldn't be able to open the bloody things though.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Would they also
ban beards?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Tried the Bob Ross flavor?
Scrumptious.
Woo to the pic
(The Convenient Monk, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 7:30, archived)
# I hate hayfever.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:24, archived)
# my hayfever started a 4PM yesterday afternoon
it was like a switch being turned on.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:26, archived)
# that's nigel
the hayfever demon
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:28, archived)
# i spent the whole of this
beautiful weekend indoors, to reduce my suffering. i feel your pain. literally.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Yay for being indoors.
Hot weather's no fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Yes
I appear to have developed hayfever.

I've never had it before, but the sneezing and streaming eyes seem to indicate that.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Aye
it's crap

I developed it following an operation I had 4 years ago. I was thinking about suing the health authority but then I thought, nah, only cunts do that.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:38, archived)
# So why didn't you?
Oh, and how did you set up a shop for the B3tan CDs or did you just sell them at bashes and the like? I'm going to be doing the same with my band's new CD.
Yer a nice bloke really.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:44, archived)
# wooooooooo
Never did, simply set up a bank account and asked people to pay online via internet banking.

To add a checkout to your webpage would be either a) costly or b) too hard to do or a combination of both.

Hell I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)
# er
here ya go. sorry for bigness.
(Go Team Turnip, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:23, archived)
# I know I shouldn't have.
But I laughed at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:27, archived)
# oh damn
its all... not workedish whatever gotta go do MATH bye idjits
(Go Team Turnip, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Give folks a chance.
Come again anyway..

Next picture you save, knock the jpg compression down to about 60% and the filesize will be much smaller and you won't be able to tell the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:31, archived)
# I like that
as much as something that I really really like.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:31, archived)
# haha!
you probably want to adjust the JPEG compression ratio next time you make a pic. this one is a bit on the large side. 70% ish is normally about right.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Ooooh!
been there!
erm....
Italy?

Sienna?

(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Evening you big bunch of bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:20, archived)
# ditto
what go on?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:21, archived)
# you missed
my norks

this statement may contain an element of untruth
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:24, archived)
# you mean
they wern't yours?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:26, archived)
# haha!
I haven't scanned any norks, irrespective of ownership. In fact, I haven't scanned anything of interest at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:29, archived)
# And exactly how
could you miss them?
I have no information regarding the sixe of your norks, so it's just a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:28, archived)
# arf!
there are no norks.

how are you this week, Whillow?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Awash in a sea of decedant luxury and meaningless sex.
And deppressed because my mum's still not together, I'm not ready for my uncle's funeral and there's too much coursework :( Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:36, archived)
# I'm grand
was worried I'd offended you last week with my insensitive attempt at humour though. I don't mean to offend, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Humour?
Oh, the underwear thing- it actually took me a loooong while to understand, so I wasn't going to be offended after that time :) Anyway, if I didn't like unsuitable humour why would I be on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)
# phew!
I'm glad I didn't offend :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)
# i'm still hugless
but have started to ache somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:30, archived)
# I've been to the Black Doctor
and am now suitably recovered :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:32, archived)
# i wish i had someone here
to rub me better. i'm sure i have a huge bruise on my arse to match the one on my elbow
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:38, archived)
# probably..
a good lock in.
(carlossthejackass, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:23, archived)
# same here
we cheated profusely at a pub quiz, got found out and still won. it's incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:25, archived)
# we tried to lose once
and still won somehow

such is the nature of the intellectuals that frequent the local
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:29, archived)
# this is my

b3ta hotel room.
I hope it's not too late.
I've just emailed it to sunshine elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:08, archived)
# thnaks
ill leave it open for a day just in case
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:09, archived)
# hopefully,
you received mine too, mailed sometime yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:14, archived)
# yeh i deleted it, didnt like it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:15, archived)
# that was a joke ^
because your room was great


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:16, archived)
#
Sunshine Elephant,
Your joke is quite amusing,
This Haiku lark sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:23, archived)
# It's too orangey
for crows!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:11, archived)
# I'll be your dog
Woof w-woof woof, w-woof woof woof!!
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:13, archived)
# if you want to download
the soundtrack of the advert....
it's on my website
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:26, archived)
# yay!
like that! Is that the Kia-Ora crow?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:11, archived)
# I especially
like the out of focus crow in the foreground.

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:12, archived)
# just he ones out of focus then?
oh dear...
(carlossthejackass, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:16, archived)
# That's a great room!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Do you like crows.
Or is this a recurring nightmare?
Loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:25, archived)
# i really do think
crows are the best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:27, archived)
# wow
i love. looks like mah brain
(Go Team Turnip, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Hello, I'm new
Well, I've lurked for over a year, and finally got round to shopping something, so here you go:

Clicky bigger version as well.
Suppose since I've lurked so long I should cough up money too.. better do that tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Not Called Dave, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:07, archived)
# is that a diraffe?
very woo shading in
lurk no more
no less
distress
this dress?
no!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Have my new Woo
courtesy of mascot

(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:09, archived)
# that's insane!
what is it?
oh and
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Is you
talking to me?

His name is Toeby. He is happy.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Welcome!
So what else are you not called?
(spoonfeedme, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Hmmm
There are lots of things I'm not called, and Dave is definately one of them :)

So is "Gxtphygl the destroyer of small pink lemmings which tend to hide under your bed, waiting for you to go to sleep for that is when they will hatch their evil plan to destroy your socks." But you'd probably guessed that already.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Called Dave, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Hmm, I reckon
someone will be able to guess your name...

I'm going for Colin.
(spoonfeedme, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Whilst it is true
that someone will probably be able to guess my real name, will I let you know if you're right?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Called Dave, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Yes

Immature? Moi?
(spoonfeedme, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:33, archived)
# 100%
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Not Called Dave, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Good
Cos otherwise we would never know your name...

Cos, of course, my name is spoonfeedme (lousy dumass parents)
(spoonfeedme, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:38, archived)
# it's very nice though
worth the wait :)
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:10, archived)
# yay
top first post - welcome, i can see you've got the hang of this already
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Woo
to the pic and impending donation... you've made Tel happy:

(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:11, archived)
# BORIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Wogan
never looked more like Max Headroom in his entire life. Quite, quite woo.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:41, archived)
# nice
shoppage, welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:11, archived)
# its a...
squigull!
(carlossthejackass, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:12, archived)
# smashing first postness!
welcome aboard! But don't cough up money, you'll make me look bad ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:13, archived)
# you
look bad
/illustrating your point ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Aw, go easy
I'm on benefits. And not those single-mum-here-have-more-money-than-the-working-folk benefits either :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:17, archived)
# 's ok
i was only joshing. you look great :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:19, archived)
# tehe!
I'm just practising being oversensitive ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:20, archived)
# practising?
i thought women were naturals at that...

*legs it as far as legs will carry me*
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:22, archived)
# parp!!
you're quite right! I'll stop practising!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:23, archived)
# honk!
toot!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:28, archived)
# *cries*



*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:26, archived)
# oops!
reassuring hugs all round!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:27, archived)
# yey!
hugs!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:37, archived)
# that is a corking first post!
welcome. have a woo:
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:14, archived)
# yay! welcome
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:16, archived)
# ohhh that's good !
welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:18, archived)
# that's
outstanding :)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:34, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Yay...
...best thing EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:58, archived)
# OOGA BOOGA LOOK WHAT'S ON SALE


CLICK ME! (THREADJACK)

Don't worry I've set up a clicky image. Nobody needs to worry about me reposting. It is all in hand. All proceeds to go to a B3ta donation.

Great pic btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:10, archived)
# You
scare me...
(kryptik, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha I laugh at your puny insults
Damn straight!
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Woo YaY
another leicester bloke on here woohoo :D
(JadeFalcon, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Oh Oh spaghetti-os
He he Should you even be proud that I live in Leicester, considering?
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I'm from Leicester
shire! Not sure whether i'm proud or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Hoo Haa!
He he
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)
# that is exquisite!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:59, archived)
# is it a bad idea
to have a beer the night before your operation?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Operation?
Beer is always beer.

FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:59, archived)
# go on, tell him about the eye.
go on (oh fuck. someone else wants the pc. bastard family on bastard dialup)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:03, archived)
# the eye is fine- even most of the blood has gone away
the cheekbone is broken in several places though, hence the op :)

i had a link for you earlier, then i lost it. probably for the best, in retrospect
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Ow!
Sounds painful..better have a beer!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Yes,
have a cider instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:00, archived)
# i think it is,
better lay off just in case. ok?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:01, archived)
# i think it is, but that's just conjecture
i'd hate to miss out on a beer, then look like a fool in front of my peers for doing so
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:02, archived)
# i'll stock up on egg sarnies instead
i'm going to put parcel tape round the fridge after that, so i don't forget not to eat
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:04, archived)
# good point
better have one just in case!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:04, archived)
# here!

cheers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:05, archived)
# It depends...
...if they are doing a beer extraction on you, you had better stock up.

Otherwise, it's probably best not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:02, archived)
# hmm
depends what type of operation.

Ear? yes.
Liver? no.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Make the most of it.
You can't drink beer when you're a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
best answer!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Operation?
My friends all loved your eyeway earlier, so whatever you're drinking, have plenty more of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:17, archived)
# top gun!
excellent!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:59, archived)
# oooo soooooo tardy.....
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:40, archived)
# arousifying
!
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Top
notch!!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:59, archived)
# that image
goes so well with your new username. woo to both!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:59, archived)
# marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Arf
Cockbadger.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:00, archived)
# you want a medaL?
I HAVE no medals

woo=you
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Can I
have a medal?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:01, archived)
# a medal
of fury


why i outta...
nah, have one of love
forever changes
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Oh. My. God.
It looks like a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:01, archived)
# ah ah !
there's some work gone into that cock !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:01, archived)
# That's damn fine
.
Pilots eh? Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:01, archived)
# looks like a squadron of
f4 skins.
(carlossthejackass, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:02, archived)
# or...
spurtfires(another story)
(carlossthejackass, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:02, archived)
# The board's very good tonite,

as is this!

Woo
(spoonfeedme, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:03, archived)
# woopla!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] No-hands kitten is watching you
(brainflakes, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:57, archived)
# BUGGER!
I was going to watch that tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Especially for Mystery Bob
and for all of you who like 2 frames dance :



I (almost) actually see that this week-end !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:57, archived)
# i dont.












yeh i do!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:58, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
knees up muvva brahn
knees up muvva brahn
knees up knees up never let the breeze up
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:58, archived)
# that goes well with big tings a gwaan by sean paul
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:58, archived)
# that's
made me quite happy.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:58, archived)
# have this then
(rotating bread, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:02, archived)
# childrens entertainers in india
run out of balloons.
(carlossthejackass, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:04, archived)
# He has a loofa for a head.
That's not right.
Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:02, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:04, archived)
# you really are,
quite mad.
(carlossthejackass, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:06, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:14, archived)
# go on then
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Hey, look what I'm selling!
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3229100311

All proceeds to go to a B3ta donation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:56, archived)
# U crazy
crazy man.

Yes, you.

(Crazy, man you.)

Don't you know, B3ta is only for sane folk.

Oh wait, i think i'm on the wrong messageboard.
(spoonfeedme, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:07, archived)
# seminal as in sowing the seeds for something
or seminal as in "a bit of wank, really"?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:10, archived)
# i made this ages ago during the ministure climbers thing


i just found it...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:55, archived)
# who are my cheese?
the mice?
you?
donald?

who knows?
woo knows

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:56, archived)
# that am most philosophical
good night out last night?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:58, archived)
# twasnt too good
fridays are always better
but still had a laugh and got a bowler hat
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:59, archived)
# i am puzzled by the bowler hat
i suspect it has been explained many times already though so i won't ask
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:01, archived)
# that is of
a very high ranking level of
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:58, archived)
# ta
chuck
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Oooo.
You'd get burnt.
Silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:02, archived)
# i see no steam... could be cold...
like this cup here
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] found it in my garden this afternoon


its a Cat-erpillar
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:54, archived)
# yay! for pussycaterpillars!

/repost whore
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:57, archived)
# grr
yours is better
(and mine is lazy)
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:01, archived)
# no it's not
your's is woosome :D
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:03, archived)
# mine is a kittypede :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:05, archived)
# she was three hours late
maybe she's stuck in traffic...
but he still hadn't given up hope...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Awww
how tragic.

Nice work on the glasses there. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:53, archived)
# woo too the pic
and a little threadjack:
fool around with www.jnm.be/testmap/Connect4/connect4.php?gameid=

you can now play against yourself :p
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:54, archived)
# ow yeh
it changes colours every move for testing purposes :p
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:56, archived)
# awww
that makes me sad = (
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:53, archived)
# rogan look out
you might explode at being tooo good!
calm.
rogan your slogan
should be
rogan : no dreams too small
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:53, archived)
# wonderful!
and yeah - nice work on the glasses!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:53, archived)
# i think he may have had
a stroke..
(carlossthejackass, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Aw! Hahaha!
that's woosome! Poor owl :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:54, archived)
# wow
2 nice pictures combined
i realy love the restaurant look ... shiny glasses .. woo i like that
(rotating bread, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:55, archived)
# he looks
90% of forlorn,
10% of hopeful.

poor thing.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Ahhhhh ...
the pathos and the skill are both extraordinary.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:56, archived)
# He'll be
in a f-owl mood then.

Gorgeousness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:58, archived)
# that's a fantastic piece of 'shoppage !
Woo yay !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:58, archived)
# To wit,
to woo..

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:59, archived)
# forget her, montgomery!
she's no good for you!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:00, archived)
# I thought
that needed two frame dancing when it was on FP then I saw the post above. How rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:26, archived)
# lovely
I hear there are traffic problems in that area
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Moo!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:42, archived)
# i thinks thAT brilliant
i would woo you, but someone broke into m y house and wrote baz is cool a lot of times. it was either you or 100% kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:44, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:18, archived)
# that
wins!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Yeah.
I think I'm about a year late.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:46, archived)
# well
I wasn't here for the last one, so I don't mind another. Besides, everyone likes spacehoppers
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:54, archived)
# yay!
woo to that
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:56, archived)
# hahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:58, archived)
# woo!
completely mental and ace = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:02, archived)
# hahahahahafuckhahahaha
for a minute i was laughing so hard i couldnt hear the incessant ringing in my ears which keeps me awake at night. do it again.
(balls, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:03, archived)
# it took me a while
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)
# well done


.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Yay...
...I remember my 100th post like it was only last October.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:44, archived)
# I remember my first 1000
like it was this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)
# bravo,
jolly good show old fruit...that bloody moth again...
(carlossthejackass, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:44, archived)
# moth?
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:48, archived)
# yeh..
a bloody moth keeps trying to shag my monitor.
(carlossthejackass, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:49, archived)
# i have one of those!
actually theres about 50 of the buggers and they won,t...*smack*...fuggin...*thump*...get the hint to leave me alone!..... *splat* aha! got 'im!
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Proud moment
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Kylie spacehopper action
here, hopefully at least - first ever Flash movie I've done - be gentle - i know the timings not perfect...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)
# well!
i hope no squildos were graped during the making of that particular production!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:40, archived)
# maybe not
but my squildo was graped to the MAX while watching it. loon!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Fancy...
...the safari park next Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:44, archived)
# that's
a rhetorical question, surely? everyone must fancy the safari park next Sunday!

it's in the pub scheduler by the way
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:46, archived)
# safari park?!
where, blair drummond? possibly. isn't that going to make next weekend stuffed to the gills with b3tan activities?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:47, archived)
# He he he...
...two spaces are left in whatever car I have next weekend .

Shall I put your name down for one of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:49, archived)
# yeah, why not
but see scheduler for possible alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:51, archived)
# As much as I hate Kylie
I love that, W/Y/H.
(nan-demo, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:40, archived)
# I think Freud would have a lot of things
to say about that ... :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:42, archived)
# thats.....
...so beautiful I may cry
(Rochdale, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:47, archived)
# That is wonderful.
Must have been hell looking for source pictures.

May Wooplah's and sweetmeats rain down upon your radiant mousefingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Seeing Kylie on a space hopper is the sexiest thing....
EVER
(Goodie, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:07, archived)
# thankyou
all - just glad it worked. :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Sorry
I'm in a mood for moving lines.

(nan-demo, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:36, archived)
# beautiful nandemo
nandemoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
wooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooo
youuuuuuuuuuu
hooooooooooooray

just dont ring me up at 2 in the morning to tell me im nothing again
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:37, archived)
# You Sir
Have lost me. *arnold from different strokes* "watcha talkin bout?" *arnold from different strokes*
(nan-demo, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:39, archived)
# arnold from happy days:
hi ritchie!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Reminds me of the family guy episode
where Ritchie admits he "really" likes pottsie.
(nan-demo, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:42, archived)
# i like the one where theres the drug toad
and peter is lik e the fonz
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:43, archived)
# hi
my name's Lando Calarissian. What about the clothes we kids wear? Aren't they wack and ill and poppin' fresh?"
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:56, archived)
# quite relaxing...
and strangely hypnoti..........
(carlossthejackass, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)
# you
are pure evil.
(Go Team Turnip, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Ooooo
purdy lines..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 23:01, archived)
# If cats ruled the world? they already do
Now we can get our own back . . . in spades!

(Sheeps, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)
# tis indeedy
but might it not wanna be made into a comp entry?
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:37, archived)
# that is a very good point
and well made, I might add
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)
# minor tj
i was watchin playhouse disney yesterday and dave benson phillips was wearing socks on his ears, admittedly he was pretending to be a rabbit, but still they were socks! on his ears! disney may be evil but it is bringing earsocks to the nation's children!
that is all
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)
# /delurk
he lives near me, my sister keeps seeing him in the street...
/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:45, archived)
# i found this in my garden.

i can't believe i'd never noticed him before...
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:27, archived)
# thats cos he's
camoflaged
(carlossthejackass, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:30, archived)
#
mrrush
hush!
your pic is lush
a bird in the hand is worth two
in the bush
hazza that hazardous man mrrush
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)
# sunshine
that was sublime
apart from the last line
which was rubbish. ;p
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:50, archived)
# last lines are always good
you just have to read the line above
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:51, archived)
# maybe he was asleep
or birds were nesting in his beard?
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Is that Uncle Albert's Reincarnation?
or is it Abraham Lincoln's?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:34, archived)
# well
thats definitely not shopped
(Go Team Turnip, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:46, archived)

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