hi, i'd like to introduce you to dave...
everybody say "alright dave!" otherwise he might get angry...
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:53,
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everybody say "alright dave!" otherwise he might get angry...
i don't really know.
he just turned up. i thought i had better take things easy with him. *just in case*
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:56,
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maybe daves totally normal looking
but sees that every time he looks in the mirror
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:57,
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Am I going mad
or does the picture ocasionally change when I hit refresh?
And it's definitly not the beer, too early!
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:51,
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And it's definitly not the beer, too early!
the black pear
was in the top left and he moved it to the bottom left, so as not to im-pear the sun (see below)
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:55,
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haha
is that meant to be a pear, or am i just seeing things?
made me laugh, though.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:44,
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made me laugh, though.
Woooooooooooooo
s'lovely
Small TJ
is anyone else getting 'Unable to complete
The service is currently undergoing maintenance and certain areas are temporarily unavailable. Please try again later' from MSN groups?
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:43,
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Small TJ
is anyone else getting 'Unable to complete
The service is currently undergoing maintenance and certain areas are temporarily unavailable. Please try again later' from MSN groups?
I'm getting
your beer is too strong, stop it or I go on strike. Or maybe it's just the voices ...
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:45,
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it's the voices
or it could be "microsoft" and "the voices" are one and the same thing.
i find wheat products talk to me as well.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:46,
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i find wheat products talk to me as well.
Your should remove the wheat from your diet,
it's only your subconcious feeling guilty about the distress caused when killing the wheat.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:47,
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thassa
really pretty redex... ;)
edit: oh, i see it now! ish pretty!
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:45,
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edit: oh, i see it now! ish pretty!
nicely done!
TJ
ive just found this off an old profile made me toot
Star Sign : Gemini
Sexuality : Straight
Profession : proffesional toilet cleaner
Marital Status : Single
Perfect Partner : unno.
Interests : skateboarding. grafitti. art. graphics. robotics
Makes Me Happy : going a poo when ive had to hold it in for ages!
Makes Me Sad : pictures of my dead relatives.
Cigarettes : I don't smoke
Alcohol : I don't drink
Drugs : I don't use drugs
Bad Habits : farting on people
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:41,
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ive just found this off an old profile made me toot
Star Sign : Gemini
Sexuality : Straight
Profession : proffesional toilet cleaner
Marital Status : Single
Perfect Partner : unno.
Interests : skateboarding. grafitti. art. graphics. robotics
Makes Me Happy : going a poo when ive had to hold it in for ages!
Makes Me Sad : pictures of my dead relatives.
Cigarettes : I don't smoke
Alcohol : I don't drink
Drugs : I don't use drugs
Bad Habits : farting on people
Class!
So class I didn't think there was anything wrong at first! :)
Woo for you!
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:02,
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Woo for you!
if he's symmetrical both sides
he'd be very streamlined for flying with an open roof.
and good evening.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:35,
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and good evening.
as if i'd know
it adds variety and perplexing twists to my otherwise drab life.
my current MSN messenger name is also "Ten thousand times brighter than a chopstick".
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:39,
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my current MSN messenger name is also "Ten thousand times brighter than a chopstick".
did you see wot someone had done either today or yesterday,
with chump manbear as che guevara?
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:43,
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quelebra's i think
Chump manbear the unused meme. He's brilliant.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:47,
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He wasn't all bad...revisited
apologies for the poor quality, i'm new to this lark.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:30,
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apologies for the poor quality, i'm new to this lark.
My 2nd ever Gif
in relation to www.b3ta.com/board/1431266
Its meant to be yellow submarine'ish aswell
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:30,
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in relation to www.b3ta.com/board/1431266
Its meant to be yellow submarine'ish aswell
He's strobing so quickly
he's causing some kind of heat wave in the background!
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:32,
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for the LAST FRICKIN TIME......
it look me 30 seconds to make but 6 hours to host. damn them red X's!
*front page - whoohoo!*
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:28,
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it look me 30 seconds to make but 6 hours to host. damn them red X's!
*front page - whoohoo!*
What, a spot on the frontpage ain't worth the hassle?
You'd better not let the magic donkey hear you say that.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:04,
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*whistles theme song*
oooooeeoooooeeeooooooo....wa wa wa.
most woosome!
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:34,
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most woosome!
b,but...
i don't get it...you're calling The Ugly The Good and the Bad the Ugly? is this some sort of british joke. duh, must go eat more hamburgers
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Sun 22 Jun 2003, 12:38,
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refreshing yet scary
as my parents have guests over...
... you know the drill...
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:30,
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... you know the drill...
yeah so do i but the window was open and im to small to reach it
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:35,
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why can't I do that?
I have to buy it like the little people
woo!
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:28,
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woo!
Er excuse me
I seem to have lost my 300th post.
I remember you congratulating me.
Must be old age
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:30,
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I remember you congratulating me.
Must be old age
thing thats going to keep me awake tonight is
is the liquid recycling itself?
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:30,
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goat sucker
from cryptozoology. Found a vaguely scary pic of one at work last year and sent it to a colleague etc etc and we used to say "chupacabraaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!" to each other blah blah and it became my nickname (edit - apart from the s changing to an f)
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:47,
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blimey. have a sit down. maybe some tea.
i saw a poster in a bus stop earlier, that had fluffyesque penguins in sunglasses.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:24,
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the world is being engulfed in kittens, crabs and sponging
and it's all due to rob and joel.
they'll look back in 10 years time and realize they changed the world without earning a bean.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:26,
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they'll look back in 10 years time and realize they changed the world without earning a bean.
quik an doity
goes with most tunes!? (well the ones i'm listening to)
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:22,
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goes with most tunes!? (well the ones i'm listening to)
mm
ok copy it into flash and cut and paste it over itself a couple of times and then drop the comp out of the window...it'll woik then
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:31,
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no,
it's a box with shading to make it look engraved and that says "Image" in it. and now it's a funny picture. hahaha wooyay!
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:19,
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get it right, it's dsf adsfg afg fg.
i suggest you listen to the song some more.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:20,
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on the other side of the equator, random typing is anticlockwise
jklj k;ljklj lkjk;ljkl; l;kj ;lkjlk
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:21,
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ah you're correct
but there are still meant to be semi-colons in that, as the scheme is to use all four home keys plus the one on the inside of the index finger key
parp.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:25,
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parp.
F and J
where your index fingers lie when you're touch typing (the ones with dimples)
but maybe they're not called home keys. i like to invent my own terms.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:28,
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but maybe they're not called home keys. i like to invent my own terms.
In the old days,
people were taught to type...
The home keys were the keys that your fingers were on when "at rest".
You spent hours typing thing like "sad dad fad gag jaf kal..." without looking.
Everything you typed was outputted on a piece of "paper" that was printed as you typed.
You had no delete, no Control-Z, not even a monitor. You couldn't even read what you had just written until the line was finished...
At which point, your left hand rose up & moved a lever that pushed the "printer" back to the right.
You had to push the keys in an inch or so as well...
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:29,
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The home keys were the keys that your fingers were on when "at rest".
You spent hours typing thing like "sad dad fad gag jaf kal..." without looking.
Everything you typed was outputted on a piece of "paper" that was printed as you typed.
You had no delete, no Control-Z, not even a monitor. You couldn't even read what you had just written until the line was finished...
At which point, your left hand rose up & moved a lever that pushed the "printer" back to the right.
You had to push the keys in an inch or so as well...
do you really think recpak cared about such things?
do you not think he just hit random keys. you're generalising on the basis of one example, and so i am equally likely to be right.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:29,
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I like that.
I like the sunnies, and the general air of insouciance.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:38,
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arf!
he's got one foot up on a skateboard, but that bit didn't fit in the scanner
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:17,
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If you can name the film that inspired this...
you are my new best friend! yaaaaaaaaay! ^__^
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:09,
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you are my new best friend! yaaaaaaaaay! ^__^
two faces?
btw ive jus discovered the advantages of having the kitchen next door!
you can go into on your chair then use the psshh thing to make it high enough to get stuff!
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:15,
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you can go into on your chair then use the psshh thing to make it high enough to get stuff!
there is a kitchen next door
but i have a simple dining chair, no cleverly mechanical office chairs.
narf.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:16,
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narf.
Ha ha ha
my bedroom next year is next to the kitchen, but I'm almost 6 foot tall, so reaching stuff isn't gonna be a problem!
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:17,
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Its "Hedwig
and the Angry inch." an interesting little musical about a transvestite and their botched sex change operation. hehehe. i'm dissapointed that noone's seen it. :(
*pouts*
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:28,
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*pouts*
I can't type today, ya bastards!
I've heard of it...is that okay?
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:01,
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It's not one of the batman
flicks is it?
The logo would be good for two-face.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:57,
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The logo would be good for two-face.
tons of reasons...
can get my damn ex out of my head, feeling a bit unwanted and annoying...
Ah, you get the picture I bet.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:09,
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Ah, you get the picture I bet.
exes schmexes
he wasn't worth it *insert trite but wellmeaning cliche here*
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:12,
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Awwwwwwwwww
Id post you a nice cheerful picture but MSN groups seem to be borked for me tonight :(
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:07,
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This took an eternity, but...
It's been in me head for an eternity...
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 20:59,
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It's been in me head for an eternity...
ha ha ha that is most woo!
wooo woo i love it.
do you have a website . you should put it on one for all eternity to see!
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:55,
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do you have a website . you should put it on one for all eternity to see!
for deathstar version 3..
..the empire decided to soften their image.
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 20:55,
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..the empire decided to soften their image.
does it have a spout for putting boiling water in
and a mashed potato "laser"
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 20:59,
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threadjack,
im trying to make an image so that the colours are kind of toned down to sit as a website backdrop if you get what i mean.
Anyone know how i go about this?
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:00,
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Anyone know how i go about this?
Noooooooooo
Good God, that looks like the guy I was just snogging :| that's worrying. Now I realise he looked like Zippy. Argh. Now I'm sober, damn you!!
/coat
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:59,
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/coat
Quick and doity
coz I'm going out in a min......
Snuffleupagus in the wild.....
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 20:55,
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Snuffleupagus in the wild.....
it goes not too bad
got back from honeymoon yesterday, but luggage didnt - so we've spent today drinking all the champagne we got for presents:)
im now arseoled, & the wifes had to go to bed
:)
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:01,
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im now arseoled, & the wifes had to go to bed
:)
wife's gone to bed ?
and you're still here ? What are you thinking !?!
Be off with you ;o)
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:19,
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Be off with you ;o)
aah
'that' much booze ay. Well, congrats on the weddingy thingumybob anyway :o)
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Sat 21 Jun 2003, 21:30,
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Now,
this is really polish. :) The last one for all of you tonight...
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