Woo - it's Simon Smith and his amazing dancing Chump-manbear!
I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear,
Oh I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing chump-manbear,
Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming,
Oh who would think a cat and chump-manbear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It's just amazing how fair people can be!
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I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear,
Oh I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing chump-manbear,
Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming,
Oh who would think a cat and chump-manbear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It's just amazing how fair people can be!
i want a dancing chump manbear. it's not fair.
i want i want i want *throws strop*
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:27,
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CHUMP!
CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:29,
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MAN!
MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:33,
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BEAR!
BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! BEAR!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:33,
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CHUMP!
CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP!
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MAN!
MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:37,
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show off!
We're trying to engineer a chevron here.
Although we're clearly shit at it.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:41,
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Although we're clearly shit at it.
I've proved my own pojnt
by the fact you are infact finishing the chevron. I have appealed to blackmoon further up the board.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:43,
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I think you'll find
your bits of the chevron are all out of synch. Sort it out, fuckass.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:47,
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he's spoiling it
for the law abiding chevron makers on the board.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:49,
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I don't think
we're capable of getting it any better than that.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:53,
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we tried. A bit.
See you tomorrow, if you spot a mod, bribe them to sort it out for us.
Nighty night.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:54,
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Nighty night.
Ah yes!
I was out to do a pair of weasels swordfighting, but I never found any good swordfight pics.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:33,
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I'm giggling like a loon
but that could be the drink...it's still a VERY pretty picture!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:30,
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fantastic.
you can have my sixteen thousandth post to tell you that.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:18,
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Well woo that! And woo-piccy-woo!
Have the milestones lost meaning now 'nanaman?
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:20,
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well,
i make so few other pictures that a big number doesn't really deserve one. and it's just a number, and it's having a laugh that matters more.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:22,
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nah
unless they're kryptonite-based species, their probosci(?) can't penetrate anyway.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:27,
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Woo
for golf jokes..
www.b3ta.com/board/1688971
www.b3ta.com/board/1148839
and yay.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:55,
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www.b3ta.com/board/1688971
www.b3ta.com/board/1148839
and yay.
its HIGHLY offensive.
A mate of mine said it. I laughed, but felt bad for doing so as it is highly racist....
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:11,
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i did a whore in a church once.
vicar caught us and i think i'm going to hell when i die now.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:12,
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duz NE1 have the codes to downlaod musick?
I need the music codes to downlaod the internet!
Or more importantly, is 'eater of other people's cheese' about?...or anyone have his email address?
Yes, you're right...this is a thread waste and I am a tosser, but it's also 00.54
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:02,
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Or more importantly, is 'eater of other people's cheese' about?...or anyone have his email address?
Yes, you're right...this is a thread waste and I am a tosser, but it's also 00.54
its an old joke.
some guy was trying to get "codes to uplaod music" for about an hour on the board one night....
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:04,
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I'm drunk
YOUR ALL JEALOUS
nah, I just need to speak to him to see how he's getting to Leeds Fest this year and that...he lives down the road from me, that's all
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:06,
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nah, I just need to speak to him to see how he's getting to Leeds Fest this year and that...he lives down the road from me, that's all
it's like when tomsk and dr phil are talking on b3ta
whilst sat in the same room.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:08,
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At work
we use MSN messenger to decide who makes tea. There are up to 12 people in the same room.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:10,
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could you not stand up?
it's like people at college using mobiles to send a text message out of the window, a couple of miles away to a phone mast, and back again to someone else sat three seats away. and it costing them money. and it's not even like they couldn't talk to that person anyway. idiot teenagers.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:11,
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Me and my old housemate
used to use MSN even though we were but 8 feet apart. The office was like a morgue and it was the only way we could communicate without feeling exposed as it were...
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:16,
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hmmmmmmmm
*wonders what happened to the lost art of passing notes about or throwing paper aeroplanes with things written on them*
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:19,
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hehehe
*throws a plane to bananaman saying "times have moved on old man"*
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:23,
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I hate everyone I work with with a passion.
If I can go a whole day without having a conversation with any of them, I'm a happy man.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:16,
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Just go in
completely fucking pissed and not say a word...just sit down, crack open a fresh bottle of vodka and drink away!
you have my permision!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:19,
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you have my permision!
in the short while i had my job,
the best thing that happened was one morning one woman came into work, still drunk from the night before. some customer called up on the external phoneline, but she just picked it up and shouted "ARSE!" in her thick northern irish accent and slammed down the reciever.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:21,
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i did used to have codes to download the internet.
but i think they got killed in a famine.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:04,
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Don't worry, the first bit was 'odd'
but the bit about 'eater of other peoples cheese' was a genuin question
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:07,
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The poor guy
must have felt SOOOO stupid:)
We made a band wagon out of his stupidity:)
but he still wanted those codes for music to downlaod the internet!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:14,
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We made a band wagon out of his stupidity:)
but he still wanted those codes for music to downlaod the internet!
night
and night from me
and tommorow I shall speak while wearing my funky blood pressure monitoring box jobby :)
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:04,
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and tommorow I shall speak while wearing my funky blood pressure monitoring box jobby :)
Not much to say. Except that I have added lots of content
to my website: www.themanwhofellasleep.com/ and you should all have a look. Bye.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:57,
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actually,
"trigonomically speaking, you're an idiot" is a wonderful turn of phrase. *must steal it*
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:58,
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i have started playing a game
where i get my friends to give me a chat up line for the night and see if i can pull using it.
the other night it was 'You're fucking ugly'
i didn't pull.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:01,
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the other night it was 'You're fucking ugly'
i didn't pull.
you should try just repeating
"i'm a fish!" and looking enthusiastic.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:02,
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yes!
oncwe i tried 'you have an amazing face' and then grin stupidly.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:03,
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hooray :)
my ex-boyfriend was exactly like Lister...but he's now a frat-boy version of him.
Very depressing.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:07,
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Very depressing.
sucks.
I have been called Lister on a number of occasions....Im a total slob...
that program is fucking hilarious though!!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:10,
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that program is fucking hilarious though!!
did you hear that they're making a movie?
dunno anything about it though
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:13,
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yeah ive heard that.
i doubt itd be as good as the series though.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:17,
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How about
"You're Catholic aren't you?"
"How can you tell?"
"Well, it's Friday isn't it?"
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:02,
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"How can you tell?"
"Well, it's Friday isn't it?"
Try this:
"Look, I'm drunk. I thought I'd say hello to you. How are you?"
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:04,
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I have never been brave enough
to go and speak to ladies :(
so now I wank.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:07,
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so now I wank.
The accident was bad, but they may be able to save the arm.
Many apologies.... I made it up as I went along.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:48,
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Many apologies.... I made it up as I went along.
TJ
Best way of animating sweat running down someones face in imageready?
Answers on a postcard to...
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:49,
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Answers on a postcard to...
The Rudest Man On The Board
1st reponse threadjack
Uk
;)
Come to my birthday party, you big cunt. :)
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:50,
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Uk
;)
Come to my birthday party, you big cunt. :)
Nah, i replied loads
down there...
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When's your b'day then?
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:53,
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When's your b'day then?
1st response to this wonderful pic though, by anyone. :)
19th or 23rd of August, you choose, both in the Scheduler.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:54,
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or you LOSE
*makes crasy hand movements like some rap megastar from the eighties when people rapped properly*
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:05,
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"Rappers Delight"
by the Sugarhill Gang, has only been bettered in the rap stakes once, and I can't be arsed typing out the song name.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:07,
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try here
www.animatingsweatinimageready.com
alternatively, make a layer or 3 with droplets on
alternatively2, do it anime stylee with one big drop
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:51,
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alternatively, make a layer or 3 with droplets on
alternatively2, do it anime stylee with one big drop
the best pictures seem to be
mde up as you go along :)
yay
and goodnight folks
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:51,
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yay
and goodnight folks
I was waiting for some kind of rude gesture
or is there one....*squints*
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:52,
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No there isn't
It's just a random twitch.
I don't know what it is really!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:56,
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I don't know what it is really!
One day....
I will make an animation specifically suited to your talents then.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:35,
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Here comes some mindless babbling.
Much though I like the term mindpiss, I often thing it would also be a great term for a pic you just had to get out of your head, for no real reason.
"What the fuck is all that about then?"
"I don't know, just mindpiss".
I think I'll go to bed now.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:59,
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"What the fuck is all that about then?"
"I don't know, just mindpiss".
I think I'll go to bed now.
Cynthia was starting to wish she'd picked a different partner
The rest of the table was looking at him suspiciously
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:42,
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The rest of the table was looking at him suspiciously
To finish
what i started earlier...
I don't think your last pic did you justice, that's why there was confusion as to identification.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:50,
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I don't think your last pic did you justice, that's why there was confusion as to identification.
the one where I was in the kitchen?
yeah but it was the only one I had...i thought it did do me justice since i was quite pregnant at the time and hardly anyone could tell :)
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:52,
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Nevertheless
I think it is *she* who needs to change her spots. Aha ha ha.
Fuh.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:48,
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Fuh.
I se what you've done there...
He's a cheater!
it's a pune or play on words.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:46,
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it's a pune or play on words.
bella donna is my nameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
deadly nightshade is my gameeeeeeeeeee!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:50,
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funky.
what kind of information is that then? price of a pint, how comfy the floors are in the bar, how easy it is to steal traffic cones/shopping trolleys from town?
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:50,
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nothing that useful :)
just a prospectus, info from the English dept, that kind of thing
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:50,
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make sure you join bowland college if you do!!
if youre doing english, all your lectures are only a minutes walk away! extra time in bed with a hangover!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:54,
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woo!
well, extra time in bed is good, hangover or no.
I should mention that in my personal statement.
"I like to sleep, so Bowland college sounds perfect!"
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:57,
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I should mention that in my personal statement.
"I like to sleep, so Bowland college sounds perfect!"
heh heh heh!
it is the best college there!!
here:
www.lancs.ac.uk/users/bowland/
check out the pictures archive...
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:00,
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here:
www.lancs.ac.uk/users/bowland/
check out the pictures archive...
oh yeah, and this: :-D
www.blackdemon.com/Photomenu/Photos39/pages/DCP_1014_jpg.htm
my (other) band playing the end of year bash...
(there were a lot more people there than that, you can only see half the crowd....
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:03,
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my (other) band playing the end of year bash...
(there were a lot more people there than that, you can only see half the crowd....
oooh
looks like fun :)
but do you know if they offer housing for graduate students?
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:19,
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but do you know if they offer housing for graduate students?
From this wonderfully subtle picture,
can you work out what i'm up to in about a month?
Not in my own band you understand, but as a backing group for a friend* who is some kind of pop singing starter type thing.
*friend as in she's really rather annoying but i couldn't turn down the chance to meet the quo
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:42,
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Not in my own band you understand, but as a backing group for a friend* who is some kind of pop singing starter type thing.
*friend as in she's really rather annoying but i couldn't turn down the chance to meet the quo
RUN!
while you can still escape with your life!
actually, bring them lots of disaster quo pictures!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:44,
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actually, bring them lots of disaster quo pictures!
i know someone who went to see the quo live.
he didn't appreciate me telling him he was in mortal danger.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:45,
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my dad goes to see
the quo everytime thay play in the North East.
he's a big fan
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:46,
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he's a big fan
we Air Guitared to the Quo last night.
It was awesome. Truly awesome.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:47,
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bits of me want to post
'humourous' stuff about large air-moving mechanical devices, and the rest of me wants to finish the beer and go to bed :)
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:48,
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not at that time.
but we got a text off the guy who organised it before and there might be another one.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:45,
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is this some kind of
quo lyric?
i'm going to have to listen to all their stuff before i meet them...
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:52,
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i'm going to have to listen to all their stuff before i meet them...
b52's,
'love shack', with misquotes :)
*edit* until he changed his spollinf mistools anyway.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:54,
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*edit* until he changed his spollinf mistools anyway.
aaaaaand
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I la-la-like it, la-la-like, heeeereee weeee goOoOOooo, Dekker is going to bed.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:46,
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hehehehehe
i've not seen it before
but then again i've not seen everything
:)
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:35,
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but then again i've not seen everything
:)
Where is that clip of R2
showing a pole dancer to Obi Wan and Luke? That was brill and I want to show it to someone.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:08,
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thread jack
where is that picture that was on the front page of that penguin that looked rather evil?
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:37,
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also known as "the magical slideshow time warp death ray of doom"
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:41,
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Whilst we're on a where is that pic....
Has anyone got a copy of the pic where Jack Bauer of 24 fame is speaking to Chas (Morph's mate from the tony hart kids show thing)?
And yes, I've looked through the spazz, found the post but the pic is not hosted anymore :(
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:41,
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And yes, I've looked through the spazz, found the post but the pic is not hosted anymore :(
if you found the post
you could probably have found who did it... then looked at their profile, see if they have an email address, and ask them for it?
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:42,
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haha
woo excellent yay
top class
b3ta hath captured me when I should be in bed
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:37,
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top class
b3ta hath captured me when I should be in bed
Amazing.
Utterly wonderful.
Of all the themes on this board, the deathstar produces the best work. Someone should make a collection.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:38,
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Of all the themes on this board, the deathstar produces the best work. Someone should make a collection.
I think I know how to get a sure fire frontpage!!!
Its got:
- animal headswaps (cats = funny, 2 cats = even funnier!)
- a caption (just like the real Gary Larson)
- paintmashing
- a sign
- shameless appeals to the magic donkey
Surely it can't fail??? ;P
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:28,
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Its got:
- animal headswaps (cats = funny, 2 cats = even funnier!)
- a caption (just like the real Gary Larson)
- paintmashing
- a sign
- shameless appeals to the magic donkey
Surely it can't fail??? ;P
y'know
I think your right if it fails to frontpage I'l eat my hat*
*hat made from marzipan
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:30,
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*hat made from marzipan
mmm marzipan hat.
i hate marzipan.
I had a hat made out of meat once, but some squirrels stole it and ate it.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:32,
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I had a hat made out of meat once, but some squirrels stole it and ate it.
lol
wtf??!1!?1!?111
yooll luv thiz site then,
www.hatsofmeat.comorsomething like that!!!!111111
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:32,
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yooll luv thiz site then,
www.hatsofmeat.comorsomething like that!!!!111111
I
really should check what I'm typing
though they were a comfortable fit :)
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:48,
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though they were a comfortable fit :)
of
course pressed as well, ready for collection
just make sure you have your ticket
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:52,
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just make sure you have your ticket
it's the room at the front of he plane
where the pilot sits, but that's not important right now.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:43,
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A top effort
but spelling Magic with a j is even worse than ending it with a k.
Made me laugh though. Woo!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:30,
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Made me laugh though. Woo!
Damn!
How could I have forgotten all the memes?
*slaps forehead*
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:32,
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*slaps forehead*
I'm telling you
Traffic cones are the animal of the future - today!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:32,
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I was
visited by the 'hurr hurr' police today
no more salacious replys for me
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:40,
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no more salacious replys for me
Yeah
you see he's got his grip all wrong, that's why. He should have had no problem from there.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:26,
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Yeah
that's why he's gripping the shaft. So hard to get clubs for giant cats.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:29,
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What's wrong with me?
nearly a year on b3ta and I didn't even think that bit of concrete looked like a bell-end until you mention it..
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:41,
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I was thinking about going for something a little less wookie...
perhaps a little bit off the top here, but we'll really accentuate those strong cheek-bones with the sideburns...
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:21,
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lol
the haidresser chap is so your gay - look at him - he wants you.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:23,
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really?
I wouldn't have thought Chewbacca was gay, but then again, he did spend a lot of time with Han
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:25,
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Highlight, and maybe some extensions.
The hairdresser should sell advertising space on his forehead.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:25,
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If
he ever washed his hair he would be entirely bouffant. I bet he goes through conditioner and hair gel like nobody's business.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:39,
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he ever washed his hair he would be entirely bouffant. I bet he goes through conditioner and hair gel like nobody's business.
as it's past midnight, I've cracked open a beer to celebrate.
me and the vixta got married nine years ago today. woo!
edit- thank you!!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:17,
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me and the vixta got married nine years ago today. woo!
edit- thank you!!
ah,
true, I ain't unleashed this one for a while. Ta for yer cockalorum :)
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:32,
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hence unleashage for
yer 9th 'do' mate. 'rah to icklepickle an' Vixta too!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:39,
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Congratulations
It's my parents' 40th anniversary in September. Blimey.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:19,
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Congratumalations! Whoupla!
I wish all my celebratory pics weren't birthday orientated. Well done you pair!
*edit* Hang on, have a w/y/h */edit*
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:19,
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*edit* Hang on, have a w/y/h */edit*
congrats
is she enjoying a beer as well or are you celebrating alone?
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:20,
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shes chained to the kitchen sink.
hence 9 years of marital bliss.
*puts head down and runs like a fucking bastard...*
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:24,
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*puts head down and runs like a fucking bastard...*
it' true!
(actually, she's been in bed since 10.30, as she does a 6-2)
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:31,
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Its also Mrs Muhnquai-to-be's Birthday!
And Arnold Schwarzenneggers Birthday
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:25,
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And Arnold Schwarzenneggers Birthday
Waaaaaaaait
a minute!
I recognise that font! ActionIs? :)
Congrats to Mrs M2b :)
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:30,
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I recognise that font! ActionIs? :)
Congrats to Mrs M2b :)
I am raising a glass of wine to you both..
..as I type this.
congratulations
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:27,
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congratulations
Many happy
Retoins to you, my friend!
Hope to meet up with ya again soon!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:27,
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Hope to meet up with ya again soon!
Hehe
I like that :)
I'm going to Yay this one, as I've been far too Woo-happy lately
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:19,
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I'm going to Yay this one, as I've been far too Woo-happy lately
hehehe, reminds me
of this:
*edit* I still think that nobody gets this one :)
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:21,
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*edit* I still think that nobody gets this one :)
ok people im knackered
i will do some nice shops for you all tommorow and firday will be the release of my new site
cheers all
nighty night
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:13,
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cheers all
nighty night
Goodnight P
and goodnight from me too. Nite all.
Let this be the going to bed thread.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:15,
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Let this be the going to bed thread.
Indeed it shall be
because I'm going to bed as well.
Night folks!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:16,
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Night folks!
shall we start
the 'sweep breams are made of fleas' thread again? :)
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:21,
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that was brilliant.
the first thing i found on my random spazzer, too.
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:22,
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I clicked
and got this:
What about
The flange festival?
( f3ral, Tue 20 May 2003, 10:28, archived)
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:32,
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What about
The flange festival?
( f3ral, Tue 20 May 2003, 10:28, archived)
Much better that your average bandwagon addition.
woo yay houpla to that.
I like it!
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Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:54,
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I like it!
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