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You know... I think this could work...!

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Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)

I reckon
that could seriously take off... I`m sure Heather Mills would like some comfortable shoe for lounging around the mansion with Sir Paul.
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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)

Paul McCartney
Bought Heather a plane for her birthday...

and for her other leg a tube of inmac
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Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)

veet
surely ;-)
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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)

Not-for-profits always steal the REALLY good ideas...
www.oddshoe.org/index.shtml
(lainsw, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)

newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue99/
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)

woo

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)

blimey
that's early.
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)

yep
we stayed sober. Makes the writing quicker.
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)

I could kiss you
(in a non-bumgay way)

Time to consume some serious Guinness to celebrate! Good luck for the radio thingie.
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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)

kissy kiss

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martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)

UGH!
get away from me, man!!

Are you going to the Camden thingie tomorrow?
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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)

wasn't aware there WAS a camden thingy tomorrow
but shall be in hampshire, anyway, for a wedding.
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martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)

Don't you check
the pub scheduler?
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)

not regularly.
i go in, put my name down for stuff and then leave.

what time does it kick off tomorrow? i don't have to be in winchester until 7.30.
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martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)

no idea
sometime in the afternoon - somebody`ll probably stick their mobile number on m3ss3ng3r
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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)

hmm
anyone got an e-mail addy for misteralfie?
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martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)

no but I've got
his mobile number (m3ssage me if you want it)
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)

i'll be alright
(see below)
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martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)

apparently 2.00 pm
at the Wetherspoons in Camden
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)

beezer
i shall see you there.
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martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)

excellent
Now all I have to do is ensure I'm not up all night playing with my new broadband connection.
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)

...as you call her.
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martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)

odd.
i just went to that to check it was otu and it was. and then you tell us its out.
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tef ‮fet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)

hurrah!
thank you
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Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)

bloody hell
9/10 on the serial killer/programmer thing.
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martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)

8/10. woo
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tef ‮fet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:26, archived)

6/10
Not so woo.
(OB1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)

I made the newsletter!
*gobsmacked*

Wow, thanks Donkey, wherever you are.
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bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)

donkey sleep now
to be awakened next thursday for another round of nodding and stamping
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)

When he does awaken
give him a carrot for me.
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bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)

filthy
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martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)

No,
a nice clean scrubbed one.
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bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)

Woo!
The link I submitted made it in :D
(OB1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)

Woo
to that!
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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)

that's early!!
did you poop the bed this morning?
; )
(Faceburger thecatwand.blogspot.com, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)

looks like the wedding site might be real
as it thinks its this guy

www.scottswork.co.uk/

who appears to be a web designer for a living
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raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)

Quick and dirty

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HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)

I salute anything...
...than promotes the wearing of eyepatches.
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Mystery_Bob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)

tutu for Juan

(Canazza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)

now that's just silly...
and I love it!
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Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)

don't mess with my tutu
.
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alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)

Danger

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)

8 on the
snigter scale
(Canazza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)

*giggle*

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Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)

Warning! Punnage at critical levels!
Ah-ooga! Ah-ooga! Ah-ooga!
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)

smirk
mornin!
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tef ‮fet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)

Saw it
a mile off.

made me snicker all the same!

w/y/h*

*delete as applicable
(Fellmeister, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)

arf !!
made me larf that did you little sex monkey you
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Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)

He he he...

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)

Oh so original
not... Should have looked where he was aiming.

Click for more biggererererererer
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)

your username
outshines that pic.
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Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)

the post doesn't contain the word
cunt though, only the username.

You can imagine my disappointment.
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pep, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

does your disappointment look like this?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)

i love that guy

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Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)

only because
he looks like a spoon
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munkt0n, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)

oh yeah!
even his hands look like spoons
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Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)

Can everyone still smell my tumpsy?
It seems to be less gaseous than yesterday, but great guffs of stench seem to be filling the wards near my private room.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)

ewww
yuck
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)

you need an
onken biopot
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munkt0n, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)

Good idea.
I'm starving.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)

but you
won't need a spoon...
(Fellmeister, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)

have you been picking
your scabs?
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GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)

*imagines real hard*
Aww poor you..!
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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)

every time I post
my post contains the word CUNT because my name is attached to the post and hence is a part of it... Clever? Nah!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)

oh oh oh!
threadjack! I made the newsletter! WOO!

now to find BEER!
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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

Buy one
get one fear
(Canazza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)

the perspective
makes it great.
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WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

I've not got
the hang of psp8 yet
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

i wasn't having a go
i meant it.....

sorry....*sniff*
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WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)

You're doing great
Although I find the way to best do the fear is once he's selected contract the border by one, it gets rid of that little half-white outline.
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)

good thinking
I shall be trying that and also trying desperately not to do a million cunting GOLF SALE compo entries
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)

hahahaha
i am ashamed that thought entered my head
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WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)

i'm special
i made a psp picture tube of the fear (and a few other memes)
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Heather S, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)

Have you got a
Golf Sale
Your Face Here
Glasscock
pr0n

one I could have

or even a bandwagon one?
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)

err
nope i dont have bandwagon memes. just kit memes for easy access and storage :)
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Heather S, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)

yay!
the fear!
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Heather S, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)

tiger-lilly

bigness and earlier snapdragon
(cybo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)

i have a cat named tiger lilly

(Cyrus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)

I don't.

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HappyBadger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)

he
does...

...i have two (see piccy above)
(cybo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

I have a
tiger name Lilly Cat, but do you hear me boasting?
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bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

Sometimes I can,
late at night.
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HappyBadger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)

In that case
I shall hide in the cupboard.

Note to self: Buy cupboard for hiding purposes
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bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)

ooh pretty!
me like.
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Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

ooooh i did one of those

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Afghan whig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)

I came across this rather underwhelming offer in my local One Stop..

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darth munki is crushing a grape, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)

ouch!
the punnage
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)

*groan*

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Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)

*Honk*
hehe
(internalprimate, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)

BOGOF
or should that be

BjGOF

hmm
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alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)

*parp*
:)
(cybo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)

titter
that made me smile, and considering how rough I feel, that is a major achievement.
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)

heavy night then? ditto
i find i'm at my most creative when i've got a hangover.
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darth munki is crushing a grape, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

there was a mini b3ta bash
in brighton last night, and I didn't get enough sleep, before having to go into work this morning.
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)

arf
top punning :)
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smirny, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

very nice
made me think of the wife pushing mexican joke.
(noggin teh nog, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

te
quila?
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smirny, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

yep
that's the chestnut.
(noggin teh nog, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)

That made me
kaugh out loud, even through my horrendous hangover

[kaugh? Laugh, innit]
(hiccup thecoolestthingever, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:55, archived)

Crikey!

(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)

hehehe !
excellent !
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Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)

that took me a while....
nice
(cybo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)

Haha
ah
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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

Yay!
Lets all see how tenuous we can make this. Top darts.
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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)

brilliant

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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)

Look what i didnt have to shop!

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fuz_kitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)

I would.

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)

haven't
you already?
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kitty_cat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)

No,
Or at least, not while sober...
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

Life
imitates b3ta.
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Ptortoise, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)

YOU SICK FUCK
FUZZ KITTEN LEAVE THE POOR THING ALONE YOU WOULD PUT A PIC OF A SPASTIC UP THERE OR A BLOKE WITH NO LEGS YOU CUNT!
(sexkitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)

i really don't know

huge, mostly because i'm rather pleased with the grass (about 300 layers all in)
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)

but that must mean small is floating in the air
because otherwise he'd be behind far away
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)

300 layers?
What for? It's not even that great! [/cnut]
(Dave Trouser will waste your time, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)

the grass
and i know it's not all that good, but i like to make an effort
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)

me no understandy
.
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alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

Father Dougal?
Is that you?
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0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)

Oh I see
....
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alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

surely they are the other way around
-
([]DOo []DOo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)

Tv guides in truth

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)

ahahah
woo!
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)

heeheehee
you sick puppy you.
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Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)

hahaha

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rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)

yes.
TVgohome influenced me far too much.
Am thinking of doing a tribute page to it.
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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)

is it true that he gave up
because real TV out-weirded him

(richard blackwood getting colonic irrigation on prime time tv... i ask you!)
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alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)

dunno
he doesn't update much anymore.
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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)

yay
Cough... 'approaches'. Sorry, I've been proof-reading this morning.
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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)

I tried proof reading once,
I was shit at it. I read too quickly and I've spent too much time on the net to notice any spelling errors unless they stand out like a flaming homosexual in pink spandex at a Neo-Nazi rally.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)

It's actually quite difficult
to do for long periods of time.
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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

shite.
you're right.
Darn.

/edit
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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)

I'd happily
watch that
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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)

thought you might like this
atlanta.creativeloafing.com/2003-07-17/rant.html

be careful what you read in public, i know what you people are like...
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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)

blimey

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)

fucking hell
thats pretty sad
(edit) i mean sad in an upsetting way, not sad in a saddo way
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Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

blimeh

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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

Makes you think, eh?

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

She wants it

I was wanking as I made this one.
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Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss last week, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)

i bet you were

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GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)

This will be mindpiss

But I would.

Again and again and again, I would.
(-T, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)

yes
so would I.

I would.
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vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)

I'll take the one on the left.
She's purdy.
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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)

are
they siamese twins?
(Ihaveagirlfriend, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)

Doesn't matter to me.
They're fit enough to pull it off. So to speak.
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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)

I like their lipgloss
woo. tongue-ness.
(Fiz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)

The words Village
and Bicycle spring to mind.
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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)

Problem with
that being?
(-T, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)

I don't mind. As long as it's not like sticking your
cock out of the window and fucking the street, we'll get along famously.
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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)

"Doing a Neil Armstrong"
It's like waving a flag in space.
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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)

Fanny like a:
1) clown's pocket
2) wizard's sleeve
3) yeti's welly top
4) badly packed kebab
5) big capacious cunt
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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)

OR
6) a furtrapper's hat
(Fellmeister, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)

bill posters bucket

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Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)

ewwwwww
...unless...
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WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)

i think
you are welcome to the potato-faced wellands
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Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)

Aye
They is mingers
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The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)

Really?
Brilliant.
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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)

yes, she probably does
who is she?
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Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)

I dunno....
They are on this page
windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/
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Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss last week, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)

Thgere is not a single one
who I wouldn't have to ask for ID first.

Even then, I'd probably get chased by her irate pikey father trying to get me to marry her.
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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)

I agree about the id
but to be honest none of them interest me that much...
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Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

Keeerrist
you ain't wrong...
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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

blimey.
i would, many times over...

edit : err, and what supermoore said ;)
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djdirect, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)

psssst, any places left for tuesday night?
my work jaunt's just been cancelled.
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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

my
WORD!
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vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)

i hate to admit it
but i've got that page bookmarked already...
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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)

ha ha
me too. in fact, i don't know my moore's professing ignorance, as i sent it to him yonks back.
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martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)

funnily enough i got it through the randimaginator
i knew it would come in useful at some point...
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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)

wow
what stylish painted on eyebrows and jayleno chin(s) that one on the right has!
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Heather S, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)

I might be alone here....
but I wouldn't....

...ahh who am i kidding.
(Onions, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)

hello :)
how much did you say you wanted for the bearguin?
I deleted the m3ssag3 !!
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Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)

err i think
it was 12 (tenner plus 2 for packing and posting). cuz it was less complicated than bees. i'll have to go out and buy a jiffy bag now...
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Heather S, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)

did
I give you my address?
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Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)

eyebrows like that scare me
I can think of no reason for it other than she used to have a total monobrow and had all her facial hair removed by surgical electrolysis.
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Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)

Wahey!

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)

hahahahaha!
love that! I said the eyebrows need doing but I did not expect them!
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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)

Hopefully
Solly or Kitty meow meow will be able to supply a photo of me with a rather dashing moustache from last night and I shall do a new one...
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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha!
*fits of giggles*
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Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)

well you should have
animated the eyebrows too. They are so so in need of shoppage.
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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)

porn
foreheads
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Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)

aye

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Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)

What's the one on the left looking at?
(This,

one would hope.)
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0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)

New Image Challenge

Regrettable Special Offers

Timing is everything in this world -
what was a great deal on 54th floor
office space one day can look a little
tasteless the next. Knock us up some
special offers to make our toes curl.
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chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)

DELETE THIS BOARD!
ONLY $9.95!

Edit: and get the first compo entry to #100 in for free!
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)

hee hee
nice username. Hope you never lose your cookies.
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chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)

If I do I can just open up google again

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)

that number changes all the time
a couple of months ago it was 400,000
then it dropped to 200,000
now it's risen to 500,000
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)

oh
well I can just go to page 3 of the echidna challenge then
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)

it's now
573,000

i'm forever losing my cookies and searching through the archives too.
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evilmango, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)

Maybe you should just bookmark a post of yours
b3ta.com/board/1705723
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)

*sings*
i'm forever losing cookies
pretty cookies in my car
the fall under the seat
something something wheat?
oh, i give up...
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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)

oohh..
maybe some enlargement-stuff was used?
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Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)

I keep
getting emails about enlargement. Is that what they're referring to?
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vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)

i get them too,
but are they about google enlargement?
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Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)

ELNARGE YOU'RE GOOGLE BY UP TO 23%
RESLUTS GARANTTEED, 100% NATURAL!!!!11!!
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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)

gee..
it would be great with a giant google!
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Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!
:D
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Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)

Yay!
I voted for that one!
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HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)

i'm thinking of a sicker 50% off
involving sept 11. but i wont.
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Heather S, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)

Office space
now DOWN in price, sort of thing?

I think everyone thought that.
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joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:50, archived)

well
50% off is the big give away really.... knocked off the top..
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Heather S, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)

Trying to come up with something
tasteless, but not too tastless was quite difficult and I must thank the b4ta weenies for their help in the matter.
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chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)

b4ta?

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)

b4ta proof read the
newsletter.
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chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)

its what you do to
f1sh
(Flower has a new job!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)

friday woo
so I've been doing a slap-dash-Flash-thing
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kitty_cat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)

that has to be some of the worst masking I've ever seen
BUT, that really made me laugh!
wooo
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anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)

I like
the crude 'i can't be fagged to cut out, mask or optimize images' thang ;)
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kitty_cat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)

well done
(tolerence=50 antialias=ticked)
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atomic mingus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)

mm
i adore that song. And i rather like the camp Robin Hood.
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Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)

Hello you!
Everything alright down there?
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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)

rarr
yeah, not bad. Had a nice night at Smirny's yesterday. Looking forward to the weekend?!
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Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)

Very much so
although wether I spend it with you guys down there or not has been thrown into some considerable doubt :/
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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)

why
why why why why?
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Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)

Can't say on here.
MSN or m3ss3ng3r for an explanation. Quick mind, I have to go in 15 mins.
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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)

that;'s
a bit of a personal question, isn't it?
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vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)

pffft
Wotcha mate - did you see the pix yet?
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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

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Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)

strange
but woo!

On an unconnected note.

www.drcomenge.com/mona/mona.html
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GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)

it won't
let me put collogen in her eyes.

what boring game perameters!
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atomic mingus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)

I thought that.
A bit limited in scope, but 15 seconds of fun.
(

GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)

I wanted to
CUT HER FACE UP!

and....breathe......
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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)

and beat her about the face with my penis until she's black and blue
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GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)

that'd take
you some time would it?
(Fellmeister, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)

nah,
*thwack* *thwack* *thwack*, job done.
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GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)

Woo!
C'etait fantastiche!

I'm gonna be humming that tune all afternoon now - yay!
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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)

Evolution had been particularly kind to the woodpecker

cfb
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HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)

that's a bit boring
TRUE
(woo!)
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anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)

hur hur hur!

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atomic mingus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)

pea-roast....

(Clownkiller, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)

Sorry

No snail for sweden. :/
(Fiz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)

doesn't work
my eyes feel fine
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)

Use your
priffle vision.
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dirty barry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)

It might not..
..work for blind people. Are you blind? Your blind or from sweden. My webspace doesn't like sweden :(
(Fiz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)

just keeps rollin on.
.. woo
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alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)

I feel dizzy
woo to fucking my brain over!
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Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)

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