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Funny thing is TWS are on KKK records...!

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Owza, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)

kraxy fools

(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)

ahem

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)

hehehe woooo

your name(s) in lights!

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Mosschops, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

she was

very happy about that, wasn't she?

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)

i consider it the highest honor

ever afforded to either of us to be described as a "biscuit obsessed weirdy" by kerrang.

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)

Biscuit obsessed loonys.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)

but they're the best kind

of looneys

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)

Alert the authorities...

...estimated time of impact, T minus 4 minutes

(Idid, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)

Holy god!

That's fantastic

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)

They're cute at that age

but hard to control

(Idid, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)

You have to make sure

you maintain a level horizon.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)

So there's where he's wandered off to!

Kids -- you leave them alone for just a minute...

(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)

all together now!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)

So Buxom laaddyyyy

across the Thaaaa-aaames!

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The Boy T, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)

hehe

now that would make me more eager to visit

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)

coz this lands the place I love

and here i'll stay!
woo!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)

hahaha!

I may put that on a t-shirt for the m3rs3yb3at bash next weekend.

Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)

*looks blank*

i must be missing something here

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)

Fairy across the mersey

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)

oh!

it just looked like a generic stretch of water to me

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)

I can't remember seeing you yesterday

did you get exam results?

forgive me if i've got the wrong person

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:45, archived)

i got an A = )

has no consequences cos i have an unconditional offer for college but i was pleased all the same
thanks for asking

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)

well done

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)

fairy

across the mersey?

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)

arf!

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barnesy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)

what a darling

does she sprinkle glitter on her lips (|) thoose lips

(Seanyk0, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)

Revealed at last - they're horse supremacists.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)

do they lynch mules?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)

No, they just want them to know their place.

Donkeys, on the other hand ...

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)

when will equine learn to love equine?

centuries of hate.... it makes one weep.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:50, archived)

Whoa-gasm

how long didst thou spend on that?

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)

very true

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)

yeah!

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)

Indeed they are.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)

it's true

I got complaints with yesterdays:

So I thought I'd make amends.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)

that bum's a bit saggy

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)

it's certainly

bigger than the norks.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)

Isn't that the

B3tan motto?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)

even better than bums!

huzzah!

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)

i want a t-shirt

with that design

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)

talk to mictoboy

you are welcome to use it.

On condition that you write "I am mingus' bitch" on the back in big black capitals.

or not.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)

in that case

no

you don't know me, but i believe you're going to moore's do tomorrow. i'll be there too, i'll be wearing a rubbish t-shirt.

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)

I will be there

wearing emo glasses and rubbish hair - if pe©ker was around I'm sure he'd show you his impression of me.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

The man doesn't lie

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)

no they're not, they're shit

they give you backache, cost a fortune in bras, get in the way, make men stare at you in a daze and just sit there doing fuck all

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)

children

need your norks.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)

children need shooting

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)

its true

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:44, archived)

you know something?

I'm going to be unfluffy here for a second, because it's what I believe.

FOCUK YOU, who raised you? Were you hatched? Do YOU have kids? Somebody has to do it, somebody even raised your pitiful ass.

Kids are wonderful, albeit a bit troubling at times. Don't say such things, it's rude and terrible.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)

My son is fantastic

otyher people's kids are bastards :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)

you are.

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cwethan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)

Even as an adult

Charlie had trouble with the scissors

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)

*snort*

hehe

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)

He looks like he's fallen victim

to the rare yet deadly facist-flu ;)

Yay!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)

does the return of

'super' mean you'll be getting doubledrunk tomorrow?

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)

Possibly..........

I might flick peanuts at the bottles behind the bar too.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)

excellent

i'll bring a hat

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)

will you

smash all the bottles,
and then have a fight with your evil self in a junkyard?

(Chorlton, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

giant magnet

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)

"I got a rock..."

yay!

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)

I thought the same thing!

(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)

I want a rock to tie a peice of string around

(smoglane!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)

How about...

...a prosthetic forehead on your real head?

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)

Is Charlie the invisible man ?

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oCo, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)

SOrry..

Charlie Brown.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)

The clan were originally great fans of the squid

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)

Oh the humanity!

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COCKLES, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)

wheres wally

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Radagarst, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)

can anyone see him

he is there i assure you

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Radagarst, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)

on the left

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)

that one

made me smile.

a bit

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)

would wally be somewhere around the red spot?

is it posable to have a compo without a where's wally pic?

(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)

The pic is

full of wallys

still made me laugh though...

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robh, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)

Well then.

And back to normal.

Click for celebratory muzak

1 year, 26 days, 2 hours.

Dozens of great new mates.

Some epic piss ups.

And now 10,000 largely shite messages.

Cool.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)

hurrah

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)

I love that.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)

Wa-hey!

You've always been Super to me, Moore-y!

EDIT: And now, a poll - I need your help, dear B3tans: Should I stay in and slouch in front of the telly all night, or can I be arsed to go to Sainsbury's and buy some Ice Cream, which I can then proceed to eat, whilst slouched in front of said telly?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)

Well...

Sainsburys sells alcymahol too....

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)

ooh, a vodka sundae

I'd go with that.

(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)

Already got a nice

bottle of cheap white wine, which I won.

Oops, cheap was supposed to say chilled - Freudian typing...

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)

scrubs is on later

watch that. go out and get food now.

(wetflame, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)

Oooh,

good point,
well made!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)

the latter

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)

that would depend

on what flavor and brand you intend on buying

(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)

I was thinking of something

involving either caramel or cookie dough.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)

bleurgh...

neopolitan(is this classed as one flavour?) or mint of some description

or u cud get a box of cornettos

(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)

i went to sainsburys about half an hour ago

£13 for 24 Grolsch and 40 Bensons please.

Bollocks to ice cream

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)

that am woosome

just think of all those days you've spent on here, staring at photoshopped pictures of polar bears and the quo, and paintmashed scenes of flowers and bugs.

time well spent!

(wetflame, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)

Weeeeeee!

Nice one!

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matsimpsk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)

yay you!

Here is to another 10,000
*chink*

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)

is it a bird? is it a plane?

no, it's some pissed up cunt

marvellous to have you back

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)

well....

congratumalations to you

YAY!

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)

yay

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)

That's rather spiffing!

Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)

well done

you cunt.

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)

Check the midi

on the profile.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)

It's just like...

...in Superman 3 when the good Superman beats the evil Superman and opens his shirt to reveal the S.

Hooray for the good Supermoore beating the evil drunkard Moore and getting his powers back.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)

Hurrah !

Moore got is Super back and you got your Mystery back aswell ... everything's back to normal then !

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oCo, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)

boo - i couldn't hear anything

i changed my profile music last week, by the way... wwwwaaaaah rawwwwwwwwwwwwk!

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)

RAWK! indeed!

You might have to wait a while for mine, it's 100k + of midi goodness.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)

oooo

now i can....

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

funniest thing ever.

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)

;)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)

M3!!!!!!!!

Are you going tonight?????

Are you Are you?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)

sadly no

you finally pull it together and I can't make it... sorry matey.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)

congrats !

You're part of the furniture now :)

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oCo, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)

B3ta:

Another life bites the dust.

But, biting it woosomely!

(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)

Yippee Yahoo Yay!

10,000!!!

edit: abuse! you spoon bending tard!

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cwethan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)

i would like to make it clear

that he only bent me once, and that was against my will

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Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)

congratumalations

*hug*

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)

Yay!

*hug*

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)

congratulations

and thank you for your sympathy earlier- I'm feeling much better now (and drunker!)

(Symball, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)

you

utter cunt!!

well done mate ;)

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djdirect, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)

You enjoy art house cinema,

and your breath smells of curried dog shit.

(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)

cunto!

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PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)

yayayayayayay!

congrats you smelly poo plop

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Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)

They use a different finger for hitching in Texas.

Great compo - better than Bush even. Who thought of this?

(Al-a-tollah, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)

me*

*maybe not be true

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)

Blimey!

Uber lurker! Nice pic. Love the triangular sign (: hehe!

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)

uber lurker... a ha ha ha... snort...

I may have to change my log-on. Either that or start another band. Names like that don't come 'round very often...

(Al-a-tollah, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)

as per scary mary's request

pigs flying in a hot air balloon.

(wetflame, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)

your drawings

are lovely.

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)

thank you!

it's great how a community which is photoshopping hoods onto whatever pictures they can find right now also accepts a drawing like that. i feel like i almost fit in, 100% FACT.

(wetflame, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)

agreed

woo yey

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evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)

huzzah

that am brill

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)

Sunshine Elephant

would be proud!

.. and so am I

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:44, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)

hahah

that kkk man has spazzy eyes. and no doubt was a twat.

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bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)

pahahahahahah

hahahahahahahaha.

That is all...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)

w/y/badger

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)

Spectacular stuff!

w00t!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)

hahahahahahaha

marvellous

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)

biddly dum tish

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)

yes

yesyes
yesyesyes
to the pic, not the proposition of genital resizing

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verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)

I Absolutely LOVE this one...

May I forward to a friend?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)

erm...

...certainly :)

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)

but that made me laugh a lot
W
Y
H

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lord bofingham, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)

hee hee hee hee hee

superific!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)

It's funny...

I remember this from a joke about a bloke/genie/one wish - but nice update!

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moonjam, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 17:31, archived)

I'm confident this is the worse yet

A KKK with a AKKK-47

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COCKLES, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)

well

almost

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)

Er...

Evenin' (:

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)

oh my

it's getting worse by the minute that whole 'coo clucks clan' one.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)

B3tan to it?

Bugger! (;

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)

*groan*

that's bad, in a painful yet good way

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)

A bit like your tattoo

and nads piercing? Woo to those though (:

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)

dove

cock sofa?
i don't get it but it still made me laugh

/edit oh, i see kilts, not sofa's
i thought they were kind of looking over the backs of the chairs at us

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)

i thought they were

sitting in flat caps

:(

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)

and they're wearing Burberry

probably the tackiest design in the world ever

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)

They are actually ashamed of their fashion sense

and will be placing pillow covers on their heads to cover their embarassment now (:

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)

my eyes dont work anymore

must go to bed
must leave b3ta

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Vermin, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)

crap

that is all

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)

were

you not complaining about the "shit competition" earlier? Why enter it if you think it's shit?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)

i odn't have a prob with the comp

it's just spawning a lot of shit,
just find any image,
add hood,
enter to comp

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)

you do

have a good point. I've not been around for too long today. Been either asleep / drinking heavily

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)

Hello mate (:

is pointingatwomen.com up yet?

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)

It's

registered, but I've been really busy recently, It'll be there soon, trust me :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)

I trust you

If you need a web designer, let us know.

*points at mother inferior* (:

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)

well lucky for me

I have no hummus at all so I can avoid the humiliation.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)

I assue you my ice cream image

took atleast 10 minutes half asred work.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)

andddd...

what? You're the King/Queen of good taste here?

Comps spawn crap.. it's "the way"

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)

ooh! get her!

/handbags

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Bitchpapa, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)

zacktly...

'ow do?

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Bitchpapa, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)

alrughty thanks...

Just about to go and embibe of more alcohol...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)

klan bags?

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)

There's a lot of that this evening...

Is there a sale on at Russell & Bromley?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)

made me laugh

much better than some of the other shite thats roaming the boards today.

on a different note I've resorted to dumblaws.com and i have discovered in florida it's illegal to molest a dustbin.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)

in alabama

it's illegal to bathe a giraffe

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)

Dumb laws

is the theme of this weeks Profile Trivia

honestly, i've got it all ready, just need to change my profile

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)

and another thing

Tampa

Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".

what a silly thing that is if i do say so myself

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)

made

me laugh

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)

you made me snort

hehe like it
/edt hows the tat? not all pussy i hope.

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Vermin, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)

I think it was the Fear....

not a pussy...

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Bitchpapa, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)

mmmmm

pussy

it's ok, it's not done much yet, starting to go scabby and goopy tho

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)

cool

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Vermin, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)

hahaha!

Made me chuckle!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)

KKKraut

Might even qualify for last weeks !

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)

i quite like that

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)

yeah

cos thats about as subtle as a big cock slapping you.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)

you know all about that then

;)

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)

oh yeah

happens all the time

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)

found at last?

erm.... isn't that Lord Lucan?

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reverend_smarm, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)

just a quickie

before the real thing

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)

I don't know why .....

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itchinbowow, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)

Eep!

I'd run too :) Woo!

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)

cockalorum!

that`s wizzy and ace at the same time!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)

Brilliant!

Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)

yay for ostriches :)

Have a repost

TJ: I've just done a search for a picture of a slice of toast, the first and best picture came form a site called nicecupofteaandasitdown :) God bless them :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)

yay !

faboulous !

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oCo, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)

I am quick and dirty.

must be true then.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)

*snort*

very woo

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)

It's a good job

you haven't entered that into the compo ;)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)

thank you

I always forget.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)

Woo!

I was gonna do a Marlboro thingummy earlier,
surprised it hadn't been done already. That my
friend is way better than I would have managed
- so woo!

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)

well it was a toss up with doing this

or putting "Smoke me you Klan sponsoring fuck"
in place of the "Smoking kills" label.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)

i demand

that you do that next

(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)

I think the KKK challenge is fab

hooray for ludicrous hooding. It's just a shame they don't just lynch and roast free range chickens, then they'd be great.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)

hmmm

it's made for a few disturbing googles though. I just stumbled over a picture of a bloke who has been hanged with about 10 smiling familys stood around. Not nice.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)

You're

quick and dirty?

check this out

I'm going to burn for this, I know it.

/repost

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)

I`ll give

you some bread so you can make toast - cos it`s still brilliant!

edit: did you send it to the newsletter?

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)

Talkin Loud and Sayin Nothing

is a FANTASTIC song.

100% of FACT

Not listened to James Brown for too long now.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)

Oh yeah...

It was a toss-up between that and the "Shake your money maker" line in Sex Machine. It had to be James Brown though. Or it wouldn't be funny.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)

Yoda was quick to indicate his unique selling point as mayor of California...

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)

"I am the candidate you are looking for"

Yes....I will vote for Yoda.

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cwethan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)

I'd vote for him.

He knows right from wrong.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)

is that his

cock?

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)

its his wavering(light)sabre

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)

"Vote for me you will"

"I will vote for you"

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)

Hey -- Teresa has just arrived!

And we are going to Meheeco
Are you coming tonight? I'll buy you a drink.

(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)

I can't Cher...

no one to watch kidlets.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)

They're never too young for the pub

is what I say

(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)

Well

If I had a cryogenic chamber

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)

Glad she got there

okay!
I'm coming tonight!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)

Cool -- we'll bring you a sombrero

or two -- for Mexico-themed nork coverage

(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)

Woohoo!

We bored the shit out of Teresa! I had to work and Rick never shuts up.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)

I'm off today and kidlets are with the grandparents

so we will be adventuring our way through San Diego

(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)

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