Brighton Bash!!
righto then, bash in brighton, on Saturday 20th of october, if its crummy weather for the pier then at least there are lots of pubs.

horatio's on the pier has been looked at. so i'm saying there...if its crap or closes too early we can always relocate elsewhere, but the pier has lots of things to do as well

also hats are being asked for as standard dress code by people, so you have to bring one


if you require any info or you just need to call someone about the event gaz me for my number
(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 1:04, Reply)

If anyone has any suggestions. I shall reccy the sites.

( WebWench *Burp*, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 1:07, Reply)

it'll be more fun than conquering a small
country in the middle of africa
(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 1:11, Reply)

Place Suggestion
The Druid's Head used to be my old watering hole. Whassat like these days?
( Whodathunkit, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 17:28, Reply)

It's still nice.
But will we fit 18 b3tans in there? It's rather ickle.
( WebWench *Burp*, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 0:15, Reply)

It's not THAT small.

( MONO! wants you to join his crew!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 1:34, Reply)

It really is pretty small.
25 peeps. Plus non-b3tans. We'll not get a seat for everyone.
( WebWench *Burp*, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:43, Reply)

Do they have a floor?
People can sit on that.
( MONO! wants you to join his crew!, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 6:39, Reply)

SHITE.

( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:00, Reply)

I'd suggest something nearer the station, and bigger.
Or perhaps by the seafront, seeing as it's THE MOTHERFUCKING SEASIDE.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:25, Reply)

I was going to suggest the pier
It's the seaside. Everyone will find the pier. I know its' not exactly glam, but cheap beer, and it's who you're with, not where you are.
( WebWench *Burp*, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:24, Reply)

^this

(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 10:44, Reply)

Who wants glam?
I'm a student, I want CHEAP
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 17:33, Reply)

I have no idea if I can definitely make this yet.
But I do need to shit again for the fourth time this evening.
( baldmonkey is yuledmonkey's non-Christmas account, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 1:14, Reply)

well bring along the end result
thats 4 people coming!
(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 1:19, Reply)

Take your diary whilst you are pooing.
Re-arrange you dates/bowels.
( WebWench *Burp*, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 1:20, Reply)

dates and prunes
might help with the pooing
(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 1:20, Reply)

I'm there
sorry if that puts anyone off.
( mulledwynoh often bettered, never imitated, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 2:32, Reply)

Not me!
I am very glad you will be bashing with us sir.
( WebWench *Burp*, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 10:28, Reply)

I'm going to rape you all.

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 10:30, Reply)

yay!

(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 10:34, Reply)

Excellent!
I'll even scream for authenticity.
( WebWench *Burp*, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 10:57, Reply)

You're fucking shit.

( MONO! wants you to join his crew!, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 10:32, Reply)

sorry

(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 10:34, Reply)

Just fuck off.

( MONO! wants you to join his crew!, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 10:34, Reply)

I can't believe you're not coming.
You're Rubbish.
( WebWench *Burp*, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 10:57, Reply)

I'm not coming because I might be working I'm changing to continental shifts
and I said to harry that I won't know what dates good for me 'til next week.
but he organised it anyway, so I'm just not going to go even if I am free.
just to be gay.
( MONO! wants you to join his crew!, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 11:04, Reply)

Hurrah for Brighton!
I request ice cream on the beach!
(Psycho Eyes, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:06, Reply)

HMMM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 1:25, Reply)

Sorta Lurker requests permission to join in...
Went to uni in Brighton - would be good to get back for old times sake...
( Whodathunkit, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:02, Reply)

Get in!
good to have you on board.
( mulledwynoh often bettered, never imitated, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:03, Reply)

You are most welcome.
:o)
( WebWench *Burp*, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:20, Reply)

I'd like to come, if I may?

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:07, Reply)

i'll make sure you do.
by burglary if necessary
( Godzuki an da ha'f blud-claat prince, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:03, Reply)

Awesome.
I can't wait.
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 13:00, Reply)

Please do Cap'n.
It will be a jolly day!
( WebWench *Burp*, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:08, Reply)

I'm a very big maybe at the moment.
Depending on work, I'll try to make it down at some point.
( Katy Hysteria back from the dead, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:08, Reply)

Cool.
I expect you to do your best to get there.
( WebWench *Burp*, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:09, Reply)

I'll probably get down there around 7.30/8.00 if I come.

( Katy Hysteria back from the dead, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 18:28, Reply)

We'll be drunk enough for you to point and laugh then
:D
( WebWench *Burp*, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:27, Reply)

i'll be drunk by 4pm

(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 21:54, Reply)

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYBE

( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:36, Reply)

*punches air*
Yess.
( WebWench *Burp*, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:55, Reply)

I'll only end up being manhandled.

( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:06, Reply)

;)

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 22:47, Reply)

brighton BRIGHTON

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 14:25, Reply)

are you local then?

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 14:27, Reply)

I am kind of local.
West Sussex.
( WebWench *Burp*, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 15:30, Reply)

all the best people are in west sussex.

the cream are in brighton, of course.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 21:02, Reply)

I'M CREAM.

( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Tue 25 Sep 2007, 16:39, Reply)

TEAM CREAM

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:46, Reply)

this sounds very naughty
its not just me surely?
(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:41, Reply)

watch and learn

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 22:22, Reply)

So, what exactly happens..
..when you gather together all us people with sick humour? Will there be an implosion of inhumanity in Brighton?!
(beirtipol, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 0:05, Reply)

I have only been to one bash before.
It was very pleasant and not as abusive as I had expected.

I hope it will be drunken fun and good giggles.
( WebWench *Burp*, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 15:30, Reply)

I might get my cock out

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 15:21, Reply)

Oh..um.
Horrah?
( WebWench *Burp*, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 23:19, Reply)

You bet your bottom dollar that's 'horrah'

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 22:38, Reply)

dollar that's 'horrah' and now it's mine
(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 10:45, Reply)

have you seen how tall he is?

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 16:43, Reply)

I know no one. but you're all sick, it seems!
What can possibly go wrong? I'm in.
( bierbelly, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 22:08, Reply)

Well that's OK.
Just ask for Webbie/WebWench. I'll try and introduce you to the ones I know.

I promise not to be sick on you :o)
( WebWench *Burp*, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 23:20, Reply)

I'm only going if SSG is going to be there.
That's my final offer.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:54, Reply)

I'm only going if Dotmund promises not to go.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 17:11, Reply)

This will end in tears.
And they won't be mine.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:50, Reply)

they will if i kick you in the shins
and slap you in the face all day
(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:51, Reply)

If you touch me, you'll die.
You don't have the correct security clearance.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:00, Reply)

I've actually changed my mind, I'm going to brighton the weekend after this.
I still expect a hugglewug off of you though.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 0:28, Reply)

No chance.

( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Thu 27 Sep 2007, 13:33, Reply)

horrible injustice :(

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 13:33, Reply)

i want to bring my skates
last time i skated in brighton i got concussion and a bollard in the bollocks.
oh, how we laughed.
( Godzuki an da ha'f blud-claat prince, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 17:05, Reply)

can you recreate this
exactly?
(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:40, Reply)

Will their be Hats?

( tfs bye, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 13:53, Reply)

Yes! I will be wearing my cowgirl hat
Yeehaw!
( WebWench *Burp*, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:30, Reply)

I have no hat
This matter can be resolved though.
(Psycho Eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 20:19, Reply)

By the PURCHASE of hats!
Alternatively, I can bring many many hats (about five)
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 23:05, Reply)

I too can bring a few hats.
Not sure if we can make everyone wear one though.

Would be good if we did though.
( WebWench *Burp*, Sat 29 Sep 2007, 10:54, Reply)

force them!

(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 11:10, Reply)

i could wear my hat!

(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 10:46, Reply)

Indeed you could!

(Psycho Eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:55, Reply)

There will be no Fort Muhnquai representatives attending.
You may as well cancel this now.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Fri 28 Sep 2007, 13:55, Reply)

Not a chance.
Knew you'd back out anyway. So you've been off the list for a while honey. *cheeky monkies*
( WebWench *Burp*, Sat 29 Sep 2007, 10:47, Reply)

THERE'S STILL A CHANCE WE MIGHT MAKE IT FOR LAST ORDERS.

( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:16, Reply)

Text me first, we may have moved .on to some place else.

( WebWench *Burp*, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:23, Reply)

You'll deffo be seeing me the weekend after though.
BOTH of you.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:38, Reply)

Yes, we probably will.
GREATEST OF ALL GREAT FORTUNES!
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:29, Reply)

there are 2 pubs on the pier

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 20:53, Reply)

RE: Horatios closing time.
I believe the pier closes it's gates at 10pm.

Which is shit, really.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Tue 2 Oct 2007, 16:07, Reply)

The internet said 11.
I shall double check.
( WebWench *Burp*, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:26, Reply)

I think it's 11

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 21:43, Reply)

^this

(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 23:52, Reply)

I'm afraid I'm going to have to drop out on account of hating everyone who is going.

( baldmonkey is yuledmonkey's non-Christmas account, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 17:47, Reply)

you bastard

(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 23:48, Reply)

no you're not

(Dangermouse., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:43, Reply)

Oh Balders. :o(
That is a shame. It would have been lovely to have a drink with you, I was going to buy you an Ice-cream too.

Hope you change your mind, or decide you like us in the future. x
( WebWench *Burp*, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 19:18, Reply)

Why yes please
I would love to come. If only to annoy Bud.
(Sticky Label, Sun 7 Oct 2007, 17:53, Reply)

You will end up getting punched in the face.
By Me.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Mon 8 Oct 2007, 9:15, Reply)

You just can't think of a better excuse to touch me.

(Sticky Label, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:58, Reply)

yay!
see you there!
(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:43, Reply)

I live in Brighton,
I may do it, if I remember
(Colley Cibber http://sftrh.blogspot.com/, Sun 7 Oct 2007, 18:18, Reply)

excellent
the more the merrier
(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:42, Reply)

Right, fuck faces.
There's an interesting night going on at the Cosmo bar on this very same night. DRAGEOKE. That's Drag-Karaoke for the thick among you.

IT WILL BE BETTER THAN JUST GOING TO THE PUB, AS YOU WILL GET TO SEE KEN BOX AND THE MIDNIGHT DAZZLERS DOING LOUNGE VERSIONS OF BRITNEY SPEARS SONGS.

THINK ABOUT IT.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Mon 8 Oct 2007, 9:16, Reply)

thanks for the info bud
but, i thought you weren't coming?
or are you being helpful anyway...if you are *hugs from me*
(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:42, Reply)

I'm going to be at the Cosmo bar, whether you lot are or not.

( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:46, Reply)

damn you

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:57, Reply)

COME ALONG AND JOIN US.
It's going to be ACE IN YOUR FACE.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Thu 11 Oct 2007, 9:03, Reply)

Don't go to Horatio's - it's bloody awful
and is a big hen and stag destination.
The Lord Nelson in Trafalger Street has a rear conservatory that'll easily be big enough.

www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/35/3593/Lord_Nelson/Brighton
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 13 Oct 2007, 13:17, Reply)

The Nelson is reasonable pub but a bit old blokey,
the Belle Vue is a very nice place and tables can be reserved.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Sat 13 Oct 2007, 15:35, Reply)

It's too small.

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 13 Oct 2007, 18:54, Reply)

But the pier have dodgums and rides and candy floss and everyone can find it.
We can always move on.
( WebWench *Burp*, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 17:46, Reply)

This

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 20:41, Reply)

and its
round the corner from my house
(Colley Cibber http://sftrh.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 22:41, Reply)

oooooh
ive just come to sussex uni. can i bring my mum? she's down for the weekend. not realy been to many cool places yet, and also dont really know where other people are talking about
(morningtoncrescent, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 3:17, Reply)

Oh hello stranger! I thought you'd fallen off the face of the earth.
Of course you can bring your mum. Just create her a b3ta logon 1st ;o)

The more the merrier sweetpea :o)
( WebWench *Burp*, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 16:07, Reply)

Oh, and she'll have to wear a hat :o)
So will you!
( WebWench *Burp*, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 17:01, Reply)

^this
good to have you along for the fun!
(Just Humbug goes KABBLAMMO when touched, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 8:13, Reply)

sorry kids,
barclays have taken all my moneys. i can't make it anymore. :(
( Godzuki an da ha'f blud-claat prince, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 10:27, Reply)

crap

(Sticky Label, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 12:24, Reply)