Esme's Birthday Bash Thing
On Sunday 20th April, it is Esme Weatherwax and Adolf Hitler's birthday. Hitler can't make it, so we have to make do with Esme. She and Noit will be enjoying a drink from The Cock, and you lot of scummers are buying. But it'll be on the Saturday night. I think they do rooms, I will ring them and post details up later.

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT
This is now at the Frog and Fiddler

Edit: Ruby and Brooza have ze crash space.

Noit's guide to getting here:
If you arrive at the 5th ugliest building in the UK (Greyfriars Bus Station), both the Number 4 and the Number 10 bus go straight towards Frog and Fiddler.
If you arrive at the train station or anywhere else in town, it'll be about a fiver for the taxi from town to The Frog and Fiddler.
And if you're driving, It's along the Kingsthorpe (then Harborough) Road heading due north out of Northampton. There's the google maps thing below as well.



EDIT

You must wear some sort of headgear. Hat, tiara, I don't care:p
( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:57, Reply)

There's absolutely no way I will actually come, but I've signed up anyway so you get a better class of people.

( baldmonkey SEE MY WEBSITE - "dear baldmonkey" will solve you, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:00, Reply)

YOU CUNT.
You BETTER come. I will cry and cry and then rape you. In the ear. With a spoon.
( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:02, Reply)

Please put that on youtube.
Please.
( Sibod Shut it., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:28, Reply)

Northampton?
Is this some sort of joke?
(rnuk - did a Rik Roll that people enjoyed, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:09, Reply)

You shut up, and come to my bash.
RIGHT?
( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:14, Reply)

GOD ESME IS BRILLIANT, SHE IS THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
SO THERE. AND I AM SHIT AND A MASSIVE BULLY.
( Noit is the nation's second favourite four letter word., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:19, Reply)

LIES!
RUBY IS THE BEST!

the only way to settle this is with a girlfriend fight
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, Reply)

I'm sure you'd love that

( Rubymurray - If a man will not work he shall not eat, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:33, Reply)

:)
maybe...
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:40, Reply)

I am a very strong maybe.

( SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:27, Reply)

I'm pitifully weak, but I'm definitely going.

( Noit is the nation's second favourite four letter word., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:27, Reply)

YAYAYAY
*luffs your face*
( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:50, Reply)

Probably, provided I can get to Northampton.
It would take me FIFTEEN HOURS to get to Northampton. FIFTEEN.

/fail
( BraynDedd pisses THROUGH the knob flap, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 18:59, Reply)

I demand you learn to fly and buy a plane and COME TO MY BASH.
*sulks*
( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:35, Reply)

fail lie
( SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 2:07, Reply)

want to, but don't know
don't know don't know don't know don't know don't know
wanna go wanna go wanna go wanna go wanna go wanna go
( Dangermouse [aka WebClam] VW Passat 3B 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:04, Reply)

COME COME COME PLEEEEEASE

( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:06, Reply)

ok then

( Dangermouse [aka WebClam] VW Passat 3B 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:12, Reply)

It's my mum's birthday this weekend
so I'm a maybe.
( Malchick - Loser in girl jeans, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:16, Reply)

YAYAAYAYAY

( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:30, Reply)

YES YES YES YES
BOOOOOOOOOOOZES

YES

CAN WE PLEASE STAY YES
( Rubymurray - If a man will not work he shall not eat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:31, Reply)

YES.

( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:02, Reply)

YES YES YES YES
BROOOOOOOOOOZAS

YES

CAN WE PLEASE STAY YES
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, Reply)

YES YES.

( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:03, Reply)

YES!
edit: hmmms, no more crash space? that'll make life a bugger but I'll see what I can do
( SuperMatt FWD: FWD: FWD: LOL FWD: LOL FWD: LOL, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:14, Reply)

YAY, SUPIRMATTTTT.
I have only got one room in this house, I'm afraid:(
( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:20, Reply)

I'm there

(PsychoChomp Doesn't have a job, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:22, Reply)

Already?

( RedStar is Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer the Gozerian., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:41, Reply)

I shall probably be there
probably.
( Nile, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 19:22, Reply)

oh, and the other one is coming too.
I think.
( Nile, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 21:34, Reply)

YAYAYA.
Make him sign up, I want to look more popular.
( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 9:10, Reply)

I'm rather tempted,
I can't get babysittage though so it depends on Syz being happy not to come.

Edit: He say yes! :)
( Fluzzy will cwtch for 11p, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:13, Reply)

Yayayayaya, Fluzzy!!!
*gets VERY excited*
( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:54, Reply)

Unfortunately I can't make this, as it's my birthday on Sunday as well.

( Woodside Industries TITS ON FIRE!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 0:58, Reply)

:(

( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:50, Reply)

I am vere tempted
I will see what I can do
( trev - thrusting in your general direction, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:14, Reply)

YAYAYAY

( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:50, Reply)

Yes, I think that I am coming :D
Edit: I am bringing Malchick and his Mrs too
( trev - thrusting in your general direction, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:37, Reply)

Well I hope you're going to clear up after yourself!

( Fluzzy will cwtch for 11p, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 19:04, Reply)

I think I can come.
I shall have to brave the bank fairies the day before to see if I can get a ticket though. Other than that, I should be there with plenty of time to get drunk.

I shall also need crash space, as I am a lazy cunt.
( vulga The time sponsored by Team Bumrape is, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:09, Reply)

YAY.
Unfortunately, my crash space is used up:( I dunno if there are any close by b3tans.
( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 10:39, Reply)

How am I meant to bumrape you
if I'm not even in the same building?

You haven't thought this through, have you?
( vulga The time sponsored by Team Bumrape is, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 11:29, Reply)

do you need a ride up in the car?
(from the guildford area)
( Dangermouse [aka WebClam] VW Passat 3B 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:12, Reply)

Oooh, hello.
Yes please I reckon I could manage that!
( vulga The time sponsored by Team Bumrape is, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 6:30, Reply)

I am definitely maybe possibly coming.

( broadsword, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 20:06, Reply)

Yar!

( Fluzzy will cwtch for 11p, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 15:55, Reply)

Alas, if I can get babysitters I have pledged my party troth to another
Annoying as the Cock is less than 3/4 mile from my front door!
( Cheeky Boy! published in this month's issue of Bizarre!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:48, Reply)

Aww, boo

( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 14:49, Reply)

I'll do my best
It's not that far after all.
( Mrs Hood Butter is old, but still kicking on, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:03, Reply)

Hurray!! All the good peoples are signing up:)

( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 14:48, Reply)

and then I went and spoiled it by saying yes
:(
( Dangermouse [aka WebClam] VW Passat 3B 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 14:54, Reply)

I may not be able to make it now
as I have more on this weekend than I expected so I won't get much assignment work done. There'll be bugger all done next weekend so I may have to drop out. Sorry, depends on how much I get done today.
( Mrs Hood Butter is old, but still kicking on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:00, Reply)

is anyone taking rooms at a nearby B&B?
I'd happily split the cost of a twin room.

Otherwise I'm sleeping in the car.
( Dangermouse [aka WebClam] VW Passat 3B 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:09, Reply)

Actually, I'll need to split room costs too.
I kept meaning to mention this, but forgot.
( SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:18, Reply)

I just booked a room at The Langham Hotel
through www.activehotels.com

£65 twin rooms available.

No Misbehavin!
( Dangermouse [aka WebClam] VW Passat 3B 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 20:45, Reply)

that's where we're staying too.
I really hope we get one of those bedspreads, they're AMAZING.
( Nile, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 22:32, Reply)

Oh Esmeeeee :(
I can't come anymore :(

I am very, very sorry. I wish I could. I shall be at the HB bash the week after though, so I'll give you extra luffings then.

Have a fabulous night & make sure you match every drink for your birthday with one for Hitler's.

That goes for everyone.
( SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 22:57, Reply)

Awwww, okay. I should see you at the HBs:)

( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 10:14, Reply)

CAN I COME TOO?!?!?!?

( RedStar is Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer the Gozerian., Fri 4 Apr 2008, 11:54, Reply)

OKAY!!!!1111!!!

( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:04, Reply)

OH FOR FUCK SAKE

( MONO! is a pirate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 10:02, Reply)

You don't have to go if you REALLY don't want to
but there's no need to swear about it
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 12:36, Reply)

you don't want me there :'(

( MONO! is a pirate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:19, Reply)

WHAT WHAT WHAt
YOU BETTER BE STILL COMING. OR I WILL HATE YOU.
( Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 21:21, Reply)

You hate me anyway.
I'll probably only punch you if I come.
( MONO! is a pirate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:35, Reply)

if you don't come along
I'LL punch you.
( Dangermouse [aka WebClam] VW Passat 3B 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:58, Reply)