St. Cuffbert's Day
Oh hello! Yuo look LOVELY.

It aer Saint Cuffbert's Day so yuo do heve to get all the chickins yuo have to sarcifice to Cuffbert :o3

It is VERE MAXIMIMUM IMPORTANT that yuo to brings a fish or maybe sum chickin to gard for practice at GARDING and maybe yuo will gets a disploma in GARDING but NO yuo won't becuase yuo are a rubbesh gard compared to Cuffbert and evan Cudbert and he is a RUBBESH gard :o3
(Cuffbert, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:31, Reply)

HOORAY!
I love you Cuffbert. I will be celebrating by guarding things and not being able to spell properly ALL DAY
( Blue Star of Wonder *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:32, Reply)

Cuffbert, I hope that you have a deputy
to do all your guarding duties on your most special day.
( Once in Royal Druid's City My gosh! Is this some kind of... Halloween party?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:38, Reply)

I have a fish I need to keep safe.

( Damion International - now taking orders., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:29, Reply)

I aer going to sign up to this
I shall sarcifice all my chickins and fishes as i aer a herbyvore as well yuo know!

i love yuo cusin Cuffbert :o3
(Zeffbert, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:38, Reply)

Oh HELLO zeffbert!
you look LOVELY!
( Blue Star of Wonder *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:02, Reply)

I'd be honoured if I could attend.
I'm aware that I may need to employ some manner of stand-in for my duties, Cuffbert.
(Druid, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:03, Reply)

Hooray! }:)

( Mortal Kombat Announcer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:43, Reply)

Hoofbert yuo aer in charge of the door and yuo do haev
to hoof anyoen out who dose not have a fish :o3
(Cuffbert, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:22, Reply)

*ponders bribing Cuffbert with some catnip prior to the garding exams*

( Fluzzy is smiling, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:51, Reply)

Cuffbert sent me an awesome birthday card
so I shall be supporting Cuffbert day
( Christmas ham, mistletoe and sp@m, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:53, Reply)

I will brings fish and chickins
zeffbert and me can eat grass ]:@~
(Gruffbert, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:52, Reply)

It is vere excitings :o3

(Cuffbert, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:20, Reply)

I'll be traveeling to ayr.
I'll try and join in.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:11, Reply)

many fiiiiish for yooo!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:12, Reply)

awwwwww

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:13, Reply)

I think this is the first event I've signed up to.
Yay for St Cuffberts Day
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:56, Reply)

Jesus wept.

( FoldsFive Gold Rings, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:54, Reply)

Oh lighten up
grumpy :p
( Blue Star of Wonder *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:01, Reply)

so would you if someone whacked iron pins through your palms.

( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Wed 12 Mar 2008, 2:38, Reply)

I've called the taxidermist
and he can fit you in.
( Captn Hood-Butter, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 15:37, Reply)

You fucking homosexual.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 12 Mar 2008, 18:27, Reply)

Oh hello Jam Mister Gordon, yuo look LOVELY!
I thinks yuo shuold celerbate by havings soem LOVELY poloniums or maybe som ricin :o3
(Cuffbert, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:24, Reply)

Hello Cuffbert.
Would you and all your kin like to climb into this mailsack?
( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 9:51, Reply)

Oh Hello Stuj
I speek on beharf of my kind when I say 'ha ha ha! you are a rubbish guard! you cannot even guard penguins without them getting abused and bummed'
(Gruffbert, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:51, Reply)